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Ow. Ow!
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Ah, God!
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I'm just taking your
blood pressure, Eric.
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It's too tight. Stop.
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Ms. Cartman, I'm
extremely worried
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about your son's health.
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His blood pressure,
his cholesterol.
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I think it's time for
some drastic measures
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to bring down his weight.
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Oh, God, here we go
with this shit again.
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Doctor, we try to have Eric
eat right and exercise,
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but it just doesn't
seem to work for him.
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Well, there might
be another answer.
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Have you heard of semaglutides?
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Semaglutides?
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They're the active
ingredient in Ozempic,
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a drug originally made
for people with diabetes
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but we've now discovered
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they can help obese people
lose vast amounts of weight.
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Really?
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It's a whole new
era of medicine.
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A miracle, really.
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Young man, how would you
like to not be fat anymore?
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Not be fat anymore?
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Me?
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Not fat anymore?
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Hey, guys!
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How's it going? Good
to see you guys.
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Hey, Wendy, you want
to know something?
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- What?
- You're a dumb bitch.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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You're a dumb bitch
and you got saggy tits.
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Oh, yeah, Cartman?
Well, you're a...
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You're a...
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Sweet!
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Oh, hey. Hey, Kyle.
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Kyle, guess what? You're
a totally ugly ginger
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and your religion
is fucking bullshit.
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Oh, yeah? Well, you're a...
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You're a... uh... Damn it!
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Yeah! Awesome!
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Hey, hello there, Pakistan.
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Your whole country is fucking
dumb and it smells like ass.
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Okay, Pakistan? Why don't
you get your shit together?
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Oh, yeah? Well, you
are normal person!
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You are... very average-looking.
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Fuck yeah, dawg.
This is fucking nice!
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Wow. Could this really happen?
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Doctor, is it really
true I can not be fat?
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It's really true, young man.
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How much do these
new drugs cost?
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Well, they aren't cheap.
It's about $1,200 a month.
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Oh, I don't know if
we can afford that.
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Oh. All right.
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Well, never mind,
Eric. Have a good day.
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Never mind?
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You can't just tell me
there's a new miracle drug
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that'll make me not fat anymore,
then say fucking "never mind"!
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Insurance companies only
cover the medication
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for diabetes, not
for weight loss.
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So if you can't afford them,
you're just kind of out of luck.
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Doctor, please, I've
been fat my whole life.
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I hate how I look.
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Please, there has to be
something you can do.
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All right.
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I'm gonna write you a
prescription for Lizzo.
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- Lizzo?
- She's a really good singer
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who talks about body
positivity and just being happy
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with the way you look.
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I want you to listen to
Lizzo five times a day
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and watch her videos
just before bedtime.
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Oh, and I'm afraid you'll
have to be on Lizzo
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for the rest of your life.
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No! Lizzo, no!
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Oh, my God!
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A new weight-loss
drug, one that's been described
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- as a game changer...
- Patients with obesity
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lost up to 17.5% of
their body weight...
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The drug works by mimicking
a naturally carried hormone
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that is released from the gut...
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♪ Well, I'm going
down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time... ♪
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One hot topic
everyone in Hollywood
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still seems to be
talking about is Ozempic.
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♪ Yeah, I'm going
down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my
woes behind... ♪
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Obesity is a
biological condition...
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Are these new drugs a silver
bullet for weight loss?
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♪ Heading on up to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if I
can't unwind... ♪
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It will be the most
lucrative drug ever made.
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some
friends of mine. ♪
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
where are you going?
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I'm going to school.
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Not looking like
that you aren't.
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Not looking like what?
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We've talked about
this, Shelley.
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You don't go to
school wearing shirts
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that show off your
body like that.
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All the girls at school
dress like this, Dad.
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Mom already said it was okay.
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- What?
- It's really just the fashion now, Randy.
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I don't care if
it's the fashion,
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I don't want my
innocent little daughter
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going to school dressed
like a cum whore.
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Go put on a different shirt.
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No. I don't have to.
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My body's not a
distraction, it's perfect,
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and you can't tell
me what to do.
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You're gonna get
stared at all day.
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Little boys are perverts.
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Mom already said
I could wear it!
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Mom already
said I could wear it!
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You're stupid.
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The school says girls
can wear shirts like this
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so I can do what I want!
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Okay, cool,
then maybe I'll just wear
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whatever I want to school
to come pick you up later!
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Go ahead!
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Ugh.
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She's gonna be fine, Randy.
She's just growing up.
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Oh, she's gonna be fine?
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Okay. Mark my words.
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If you walk around wearing a
shirt that exposes your belly,
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you end up with a
bad group of people
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doing a bunch of drugs.
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You'll see.
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Randy was really upset,
but I don't know,
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I just don't see
what the big deal is.
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Do you let Wendy wear
crop tops to school?
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Yeah, sometimes.
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I think it's fine
when girls wear them.
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What I can't stand is
all the middle-aged moms
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wearing them now 'cause
they're all on Ozempic.
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- Who's on Ozempic?
- Oh, Butter's mom, Craig's mom.
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A bunch of women use it to
lose that last five pounds
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and show off their stomachs.
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Oh, hey, guys. How's it going?
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Just getting some coffee?
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Hi, Linda. You're,
uh, looking good.
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Oh, yeah, you know,
just working out a lot,
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doing Pilates and stuff.
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Uh-huh, sure.
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Kind of cold out,
isn't it, Linda?
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Oh, no, I'm not cold.
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Not with all the
running I'm doing lately
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- to work on my core.
- Hey, ladies.
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Boy, it sure is chilly
out this morning, huh?
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Yeah, I sure hope
summer comes soon.
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Yeah, uh, we, uh,
we got to get going.
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We'll see you guys around.
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Linda, you look really good.
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Which obesity drugs
are you taking?
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Drugs? I-I'm not
taking any drugs.
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I'm just hiking and
lifting weights.
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Oh, Linda, you don't
have to be shy with us.
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I'm using Ozempic and
Laura's using Mounjaro.
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Come on, what are you on?
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Oh, well, the truth is,
Ozempic gave me the shits
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so I switched to Zepbound.
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Ooh, Zepbound's the
same as Mounjaro,
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but you don't have to have
the diabetes to get it, right?
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Yeah, I think Zepbound is
the one Tweek's mom is doing.
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Who had the half-caff
venti chai latte?
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Oh, that's me.
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Listen, girls, we're
doing the party
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at my house this
afternoon, okay?
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- Okay, sounds good.
- The-the party?
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Yeah, you know, the obesity
drugs are so hard to get,
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all the girls meet up and share
drugs and talk about them.
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- You got to come.
- Okay, I will.
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Hey, Kyle.
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Kyle, can you come talk
to Eric for a minute?
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He's really upset.
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Cartman's upset? So what?
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He's been crying all day
and now he's just sitting
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on the merry-go-round
all by himself.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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Okay, Cartman, obviously
something's wrong.
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I'm just fat.
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And I'm always gonna be fat.
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Is this a trick?
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I'm just...
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there's these new medications
that can treat obesity,
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but my mom can't afford them.
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I'm-I'm just a poor, fat kid.
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Poor little fat kid.
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Okay, Cartman, if your doctor
wants to put you on medication,
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your insurance will pay for it.
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No, they said the insurance
won't pay for it 'cause, um,
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they're kind of new drugs,
and so the only people
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that can get them are people
who can pay 1,200 bucks a month
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and the rest of us get this.
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- What's this?
- It's a prescription for Lizzo.
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Rich people get Ozempic, poor
people get body positivity.
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They can't just give
medication to rich people.
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Well, that's what they're doing.
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Well, did you talk to
the insurance company?
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Did you file a claim?
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Let's go down there
and talk to them.
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See? I knew Kyle could help.
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When it comes to your health,
you got to be tough, dude.
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You got to have some
fucking willpower, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh, hey! Hey, Shelley!
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Over here, Shelley.
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Yeah, right here. It's Dad!
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I'm here to pick you up!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, what? What's the
problem, Shelley?
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Come on, sweetheart. Daddy's
just here to get you!
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Tweek, come on, let's go,
honey. Get your stuff.
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Oh, hey, Randy. Look at you.
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Huh?
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So, you're, uh, you're
doing the thing, too, huh?
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- Doing-doing what thing?
- Oh, come on,
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we can all be honest
with each other.
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Those of us that can afford it
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have nothing to be
ashamed of, right?
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You're, uh, you're
into the drugs?
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- Well, yeah, I'm into drugs.
- Yeah, me, too.
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- Whoa, really?
- Yeah, I love them.
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Well, I'm more into drugs than
probably anyone in this town.
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Well, then, what are you doing?
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- You got to come join the group.
- There's a group?
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Yeah, a bunch of the girls,
we get together and talk
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about all the different drugs
and where we can get them.
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They're way harder
to get these days.
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At Laura Tucker's
house tomorrow, lunch.
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Come hang with the girls
and we can share drugs.
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Wow, look
at this place.
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Well, hello there. Looking
to get some insurance?
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No. My friend's mom already has
insurance with your company.
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Oh, great. You're
here to pay your bill.
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No, no, we're not here
to give you money.
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We're here to file a claim
for my friend's medication.
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Oh, you want money from us.
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Right through that
door over there.
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Hello.
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We want to file a claim
to get my friend's
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weight-loss drugs paid for.
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Oh, okay.
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Do you want to know his
policy number or anything?
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Let me... let me just speak
with our medical director first.
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Yeah, yeah, okay.
248
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Sorry, but we don't pay
for medicines for obesity
249
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because it's not a disease.
250
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Who was that?
251
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That was the medical director.
252
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The medical director decides
what claims are valid
253
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for us to pay for.
254
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But you didn't say
who the patient was
255
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and what was wrong with him.
256
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Right. The medical
director's job
257
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is just to say no.
258
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Look, my friend's mom has been
paying you people for years,
259
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and his doctor says his
weight is a medical concern,
260
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and obesity is a disease.
Oprah Winfrey says so!
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Okay, okay, calm
down. Calm... down.
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I didn't realize I was
dealing with someone
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who had so much determination.
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If you do a little more
work, I think we can get
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your medications paid for.
266
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W-We can?
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Yeah, you see, the doctors and
the pharmaceutical companies
268
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and the insurance companies
all kind of work together.
269
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So all you have
to do is navigate
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the American health care system.
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♪ We're gonna
navigate the American ♪
272
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♪ Health care system ♪
273
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♪ It's there for you and me ♪
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Just fill out these forms.
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♪ We're gonna get better ♪
276
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♪ And we're gonna be strong ♪
277
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♪ And as healthy as can be ♪
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I need to send you to Imaging.
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♪ Let's navigate the American ♪
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♪ Health care system ♪
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Just fill out these forms.
282
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I just... I just filled
'em out at the last place.
283
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♪ It's so much fun to
be getting it done ♪
284
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I can't sign this for insurance.
285
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His original doctor
needs to sign this.
286
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♪ We go back to the doctor ♪
287
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♪ To get that thing
for insurance ♪
288
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♪ Then go back to insurance... ♪
289
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We need you to get
a second opinion
290
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- from a doctor who's in network.
- Ugh.
291
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♪ We're navigating the
American health care system ♪
292
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♪ Now just watch us go ♪
293
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♪ We're getting things done,
taking care of our health... ♪
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We need these filled
out and then faxed
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to your insurance company.
296
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♪ We're filling out forms ♪
297
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♪ And we're scanning
those forms ♪
298
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♪ And then we're
emailing those forms ♪
299
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♪ To get them back
to insurance. ♪
300
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We need confirmation from
a different specialist.
301
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♪ Let's go and
navigate the American ♪
302
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♪ Health care system ♪
303
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♪ It's the best system
of them all... ♪
304
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,485
No, we already talked to
the insurance company.
305
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,878
They were supposed
to talk to you.
306
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♪ And we go back to the doctor ♪
307
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♪ We go back to the specialist ♪
308
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♪ Who talks to the
insurance company ♪
309
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♪ That faxes the
medical advisor ♪
310
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♪ Who's on a boat
in the Maldives ♪
311
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- No.
- ♪ And were going in one place ♪
312
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♪ And we're coming
out the other place ♪
313
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♪ And we're back over here now ♪
314
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♪ And I was just over there ♪
315
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,871
♪ And I'm getting confused,
and it's getting dark ♪
316
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,405
♪ And my mind is all
different colors ♪
317
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♪ And I think I'm lost. ♪
318
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Hey, fellas,
I think I'm lost
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in the American
health care system.
320
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Fellas? Fellas?!
321
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,504
Help!
322
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:02,209
So my doctor says, "I
don't think you really need
323
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,676
"these drugs, Mrs. Stotch.
324
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,536
They're more for people
with morbid obesity."
325
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,348
I was like, "I have to be
in a bikini on Wednesday.
326
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,450
You can morbid obesity my ass."
327
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,319
I heard most doctors
will still prescribe
328
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,820
the ten milligram
Zepbound shots.
329
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,889
No, they're cracking down
on those, too, because
330
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,858
people with diabetes need it.
331
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,462
Hey!
332
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,065
Oh, hey, Randy.
333
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,134
Girls, Randy says
he has a hookup
334
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,835
on some really good shit.
335
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,679
Oh, wow, let me get some of that.
336
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,840
Welcome to the club, Randy.
Which drugs are you on?
337
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,242
Well, I'm on whatever.
338
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,911
I brought a little
appetizer for everybody.
339
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,113
Everyone. Everyone,
340
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,693
we have a little
surprise for you all.
341
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,551
So, Alexis Testaburger
just decided
342
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,153
to start taking the drugs.
343
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,321
She went to Mexico
and was able to get
344
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,258
a 12-injection sample
through customs.
345
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,892
Party time, guys.
346
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,803
- No way. - How can you get it?
- How much can you get?
347
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,572
- Oh, my God. - How much is it?
- I need it now.
348
00:14:56,596 --> 00:15:01,434
- Oh, I want some.
- I need it now. - I'm all out.
349
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,204
Here you go, Randy.
350
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,406
Oh, thanks, yeah.
351
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,942
That's, uh, yeah, awesome.
352
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,912
Is something wrong, Randy?
353
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,482
No. No, I'm not a-scared.
354
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,916
Well, go ahead, Randy.
355
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:21,788
Randy!
Randy! Randy! Randy!
356
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,926
Bravo!
357
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,231
Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy...
358
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,501
♪ Cry, little sister ♪
359
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,470
♪ Thou shall not fall ♪
360
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:41,108
♪ Come, come to your brother ♪
361
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:44,411
♪ Thou shall not die ♪
362
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,514
♪ Unchain me, sister ♪
363
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,617
♪ Thou shall not fear ♪
364
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,653
♪ Love is with your brother ♪
365
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:59,659
♪ Thou shall not kill ♪
366
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:00,994
Randy...
367
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,465
Randy...
368
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,148
Oh, you're finally up.
369
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,982
You got home late last night.
370
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,584
Oh, uh, yeah.
371
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:28,055
I was just out
doing some hiking.
372
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,123
You were hiking at night?
373
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,892
Yeah, I was hiking really a lot.
374
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,927
Well, here, I made you
some bacon and eggs.
375
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:37,897
Uh, no, thanks. I'm
really not that hungry.
376
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,872
Towelie. Towelie. You're
not gonna believe this.
377
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:49,342
Dude, have you ever
done GLP-1 peptides?
378
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,178
GLP pep what now?
379
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,613
There's these new, crazy
drugs people are doing.
380
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,316
It's like cocaine and
molly mixed together.
381
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,251
They make women go crazy.
382
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,419
No, really?
383
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,954
Yeah. Last night I was partying
384
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,390
with nine hot MILFs,
385
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,525
and this morning I woke
up, and guess what.
386
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,294
I don't feel like total shit.
387
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,961
It's like a miracle drug.
388
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,864
You partied all night and
felt fine the next morning?
389
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,233
Totally fine.
390
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,867
There's, like,
nothing wrong with me.
391
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,737
Wow. You want half
a breakfast burrito?
392
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,706
No, I'm good. I
seriously thought
393
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,184
maybe I couldn't do
hard drugs anymore
394
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,310
'cause of all the
downsides the next day,
395
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,944
but this, like,
changes everything.
396
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,514
There's another rager at Mable
Thompson's house tomorrow.
397
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,849
I can't fuckin' wait.
398
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,091
Stan, Kenny, we need your help.
399
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,626
Hey, where have you guys been?
400
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,295
We've been out navigating the
American health care system.
401
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,830
I almost died.
402
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,032
It's so fucked up, you
guys don't even understand.
403
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,300
What's fucked up?
404
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,711
They just purposely
make it difficult
405
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,978
for people to pay
for what they need.
406
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,671
The insurance
companies, the hospitals
407
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,416
and the drug companies,
they're making obesity drugs
408
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,543
more expensive in America than
anywhere else in the world.
409
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,083
There are celebrities
and rich people
410
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,888
using these new drugs to
lose a few extra pounds,
411
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,481
and meanwhile,
Cartman's fat as fuck
412
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,592
- and can't get any help.
- Dude, what do you want us
413
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,951
- to do about it?
- Yeah.
414
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,953
I was watching a bunch
of videos online.
415
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,722
They show how you can order
raw semaglutide from a factory
416
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,558
in India and mix
your own injections
417
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,092
for next to nothing.
418
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,162
You mean, like, we're gonna
get powder from India,
419
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,398
and make it into obesity
shots for Cartman ourselves?
420
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,433
Who needs hospitals
and insurance
421
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,436
when we have TikTok and YouTube?
422
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,648
♪ It's my life,
whatever I wanna do ♪
423
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,417
♪ It's my life ♪
424
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,085
♪ Wherever I wanna go ♪
425
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:45,186
♪ It's my life, whom
I wanna love, uh-oh ♪
426
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:50,330
♪ It's my life,
whatever I wanna talk ♪
427
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:54,000
♪ It's my life,
wherever I wanna walk ♪
428
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,768
♪ It's my life ♪
429
00:18:55,868 --> 00:19:00,640
♪ Whom I wanna leave, uh-oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
430
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,044
The semiglutides are here!
431
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,348
♪ People think that
I'm somewhat mental ♪
432
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:12,752
♪ They don't know I
am very sentimental ♪
433
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,254
♪ Na, na, na, na ♪
434
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,788
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
435
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,859
♪ Na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na ♪
436
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,044
Is something wrong
with the food, Randy?
437
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:41,113
No, no, it was great.
438
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,882
You're done?
439
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,451
You want to just
skip to dessert?
440
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,551
I made your favorite pie.
441
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,687
Ooh, pie?
442
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,089
Yeah, maybe later.
443
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,395
Kids, can you leave the
table so I can have a talk
444
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,829
with your father?
445
00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,733
What? What'd I
do? Don't leave.
446
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:04,837
Randy, I think I
know what's going on.
447
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,273
You do?
448
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,442
Yeah. You keep saying
you're going to the gym
449
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:13,045
and doing Pilates, but then
you aren't eating anything.
450
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,182
Are you doing those new
drugs everyone's doing?
451
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,619
What? Oh, my God.
452
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,220
What? Sharon.
453
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:24,056
I am not doing drugs.
454
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,725
Just be honest, Randy.
455
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,861
Sharon, I smoke weed and
drink beer. That's it.
456
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:32,599
I can't believe you would
even think I would...
457
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,535
- Sharon!
- Then how are you not eating?
458
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:36,903
What...? I ate.
459
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,905
Just 'cause I don't
eat as much as you.
460
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,085
Just 'cause I'm doing Pilates,
working out and stuff.
461
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,310
Sorry, I don't eat
as much as you do.
462
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,346
I'm just trying to be
better. Not on drugs.
463
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,548
Why would you even suggest
that I'm doing drugs?
464
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,116
Are you drunk?
465
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,412
Randy.
466
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,381
Thank God. We have
a big problem.
467
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,215
There's no more drugs!
468
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,951
No more drugs?
469
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,986
- Do you have any?
- Well, no.
470
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,556
- I thought you guys always had plenty...
- Shit.
471
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,190
Randy doesn't have any either.
472
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,660
- Oh, no. - No, no, no, no.
- Goddamn it.
473
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,395
We've been totally cut off.
474
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,829
W-W-What, what happened?
475
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,798
There's been a
nationwide crackdown
476
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,066
because doctors are saying
477
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,134
some people are
abusing the drugs.
478
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,637
Well, what else are you
supposed to do with drugs?
479
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,573
What are we gonna do?
480
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,207
I know what we should do.
481
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,943
Let's go knock off a pharmacy.
They have plenty of drugs.
482
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,345
- Good idea. - Yeah.
- Yes.
483
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,946
I know for a fact
484
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,891
the pharmacy on Tanner Street
has a whole new supply.
485
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,584
So we'll break in and take 'em.
486
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,863
- We can do it. - Yes.
- Uh, I think, ladies,
487
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,631
we can get in a lot of
trouble for doing that.
488
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,023
That's right.
489
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,793
So we have to make sure
nobody knows it's us.
490
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,534
Nobody move. This is a holdup.
491
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,536
Stay calm and nobody gets hurt.
492
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:17,970
Keep your hands up.
493
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,906
This will all be over soon.
494
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:23,175
Go make sure the back
doors are locked.
495
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,645
Ah... Okay. God.
496
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,880
Oh, come on, Mrs.
Tucker, Mrs. Neely,
497
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,324
how many times do
I have to tell you
498
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,026
these drugs aren't meant
for people like you.
499
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,052
How do you even know who we are?
500
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:35,263
Because you ladies can't
help but expose your stomachs
501
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,990
everywhere you go, no matter
how inappropriate it is. Ah!
502
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,293
Come on, get the drugs
and let's get out of here.
503
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:42,829
That's all of it.
504
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,640
- All right, come on. Let's go.
- All right. Come on.
505
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,208
- Let's go! - Let's get out of here.
- Let's go. Let's go.
506
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,800
Hey, there's some
OxyContin and Vicodin,
507
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,301
should I grab that, too?
508
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,239
No?
509
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:04,083
All right, that should
be good. Kill the switch.
510
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:07,019
Okay, Kenny,
bring over the injector.
511
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:13,325
It's done?
512
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:15,462
It's done.
513
00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,072
You know, Cartman, this
could be dangerous.
514
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,531
If you don't want to...
515
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,333
To hell with danger. This
can change my life, Kyle.
516
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:24,136
Let's do it.
517
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,438
Kenny.
518
00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:30,710
Well...
519
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:33,846
Here it goes, guys.
520
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,789
Cartman?
521
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:44,657
Do you feel anything?
522
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,793
I think so.
523
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,561
- Get me some Cocoa Puffs.
- What?
524
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,196
I need to make a cereal bomb.
525
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:53,065
Get me Cocoa Puffs, Cap'n Crunch
and a bucket of KFC. Hurry.
526
00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,613
- So, what's going on?
- We don't know.
527
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,624
Cartman's been in the bathroom
with the bucket of cereal
528
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:09,816
for almost 30 minutes.
529
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,851
Dude, Cartman,
what are you doing?
530
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,160
Look at this.
531
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,895
Look at what?
532
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:25,297
There's two chicken
thighs in there.
533
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:26,899
So?
534
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:30,169
So? Do you know the last time I
couldn't finish a cereal bomb?
535
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,071
I think these
drugs totally work!
536
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:33,205
They do?
537
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,483
My favorite thing
in the world is
538
00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:35,818
eating a cereal bomb
and taking a shit
539
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,409
at the same time
to make more room.
540
00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,154
But I got to the last two thighs
at the bottom and I was like,
541
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,313
"Wait a minute, I
think I'm full."
542
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:44,316
I've never known that feeling
before in my life, you guys.
543
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:45,518
But I'm full.
544
00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:46,795
You really can
feel a difference?
545
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,387
I totally feel a difference.
546
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,165
I always drink the chocolatey
chicken milk left at the bottom,
547
00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,490
but it's still sitting there.
548
00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:52,992
Wow!
549
00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:55,795
Dude, I think we did it,
Kyle. What do we do now?
550
00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:57,997
Now?
551
00:24:58,097 --> 00:25:00,099
Now, we're gonna make
a whole lot more.
552
00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,001
We're not gonna
just help Cartman,
553
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:03,903
we're gonna help
everyone in America
554
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,172
who can't afford obesity drugs.
555
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:16,916
All of us in the sugar
business have a big problem.
556
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,417
We designed our cereals
557
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,320
so that people would
always crave more and more.
558
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,823
But now obesity drugs
are making people
559
00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:26,525
less cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
560
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:27,994
Ain't that right, Sonny?
561
00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:31,463
We're talking a 60%
hit to the business.
562
00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:34,934
These obesity drugs are
an attack on all of us.
563
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,103
Even you, Cap'n Crunch.
564
00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,306
The drugs are moving
in on our turf.
565
00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:42,508
And we'll all be
in trouble soon.
566
00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:44,711
Trix Rabbit...
567
00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:46,679
Tony le Tigre
568
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,280
and Sugar Bear.
569
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,216
We're only losing
all the rich people.
570
00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:52,036
We'll be fine as long
as lower-income people
571
00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:53,620
keep taking Lizzo.
572
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,130
- Lizzo, yeah.
- Lizzo, that's right. - Yep, yep.
573
00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:56,464
- Lizzo.
- We can't just keep
574
00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,825
pushing body
positivity on people
575
00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:00,793
because there's a new threat...
576
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,895
compounding pharmacies.
577
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:05,932
Hey, what up, guys?
It's your new friends
578
00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,433
at South Park
Compounding Pharmacy.
579
00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:09,636
We are now taking orders
for our affordable
580
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:12,605
obesity drugs
available to everyone.
581
00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:14,683
We're not here to
just make money,
582
00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:16,375
we're here to make things fair.
583
00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:18,611
- And to make some money.
- Our semaglutides are safe
584
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,747
and even cheaper than a
Little Debbie snack cake.
585
00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:23,082
Motherfucker.
586
00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:24,316
So just "Like and Subscribe"
587
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,885
if you want to get on the list
588
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,062
and we will get
everyone who wants it
589
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,221
their semaglutides.
590
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,791
These people think
they can just come in
591
00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:34,293
and mess with
everything we've built?
592
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:38,030
I say we kill every
last fucking one of 'em.
593
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,959
Oh, my God!
594
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,998
Mom, Mom! Look at me.
595
00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:14,233
Eric! Oh, my goodness.
596
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:17,036
It worked, Mom. I'm normal.
597
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,811
- Kyle, Kenny!
- Whoa. Cartman?
598
00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:26,445
It worked, you
guys. Check me out.
599
00:27:26,545 --> 00:27:28,047
It's amazing, dude.
600
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,816
- Yeah, and guess what, Kyle?
- What?
601
00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:32,618
You're a big dumb Jew and
your breath stinks like ass.
602
00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:33,953
- What?
- Yeah.
603
00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:35,454
And, Kenny, you have greasy hair
604
00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:37,365
'cause your family's too
poor to afford shampoo.
605
00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,726
- Dude, fuck you.
- What are you gonna say back?
606
00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:41,861
Nothing. Oh, my
God, it worked!
607
00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,395
Hey, you guys.
608
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,663
Wow, Cartman?
609
00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,866
Yeah. You all have
zits on your tits.
610
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,968
You have big zits but tiny tits.
611
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,669
Oh. Oh, yeah?
612
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:53,105
What you got? You got nothing!
613
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:55,074
You want to know
what else, Pakistan?
614
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,043
You all have stupid haircuts.
615
00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:58,711
Yeah.
616
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,079
You're haircuts are dumb
617
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,248
and that's why your
women cover their heads.
618
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:06,185
Yeah! Yes...
619
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:10,322
The-the fuck is this?
620
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,328
Hmm.
621
00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:17,563
Oh?
622
00:28:17,663 --> 00:28:19,265
Oh...?
623
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:23,602
Yeah, well, it's official.
624
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:26,038
It's been one week and
Eric's lost 1.3 pounds.
625
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,706
1.3 pounds? Is that good?
626
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:28,975
I'd say it's good.
627
00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:30,509
This is so great, you guys.
628
00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:32,745
Last night, I had a dream
about all the amazing things
629
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:34,046
I'm gonna do when I'm skinny.
630
00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:35,314
Thank you, guys, so much.
631
00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,083
We just got another
order, fellas.
632
00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:38,885
50 more cases heading out.
633
00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:40,286
50 more? That's great.
634
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:41,906
How's it going on
the injectors, Kenny?
635
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,954
It's going good,
just trying to keep up.
636
00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:45,524
Well, it's been a week, Cartman.
637
00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:47,159
So, are you ready
for your second dose?
638
00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:49,428
I'm so ready, Kyle.
It's really working.
639
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,173
This morning, for breakfast,
I couldn't even finish
640
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:52,799
half a cereal bomb
on the toilet.
641
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,266
Okay, tomorrow, maybe let's go
642
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,968
for no cereal bombs
on the toilet.
643
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,579
All right, here's your
next dose, Cartman.
644
00:28:57,603 --> 00:29:00,139
- You know the drill.
- I sure do.
645
00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:03,910
- Hands up!
- This is a holdup.
646
00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:05,912
Nobody move and
nobody gets hurt.
647
00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:08,614
- Hand over the obesity drugs.
- What?
648
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:10,783
I got 'em, I got 'em!
649
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,485
Get it all. There's
more over here.
650
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,556
- No, this is mine.
- Give it to me, fatso.
651
00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:18,858
Fuck you, I need that.
652
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,160
Give me the peptide,
you little fat fuck!
653
00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:24,563
- We got it. - Let's go.
- Let's get out of here.
654
00:29:24,663 --> 00:29:26,532
- Okay, go!
- Drive, drive, drive!
655
00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:34,106
Come on, give me
some of that shit!
656
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:45,084
I'm telling you, Sheila, these
new drugs are pretty amazing.
657
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,486
I was feeling so
ashamed of myself.
658
00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:49,922
Watching Randy go out
and exercise all the time
659
00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:51,490
and not eating as much.
660
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:54,260
But I just don't have the
same kind of willpower he has.
661
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,128
Which of the drugs
are you on, Sharon?
662
00:29:56,228 --> 00:29:57,596
Ozempic? Mounjaro?
663
00:29:57,696 --> 00:29:59,798
Oh, no, I
talked to my doctor.
664
00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:03,135
He said insurance would only
pay for those if I had diabetes.
665
00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:04,536
But if you can't afford them,
666
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,338
then how are you
managing your weight?
667
00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:08,007
Don't you know, Sheila?
668
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:09,942
Now there's a whole
new obesity drug
669
00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:12,678
for those of us who can't
afford Ozempic and Mounjaro.
670
00:30:12,778 --> 00:30:15,014
I've controlled all my
cravings to be thinner...
671
00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:16,482
with Lizzo!
672
00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:19,251
♪ Oh, oh, oh, it's Lizzo ♪
673
00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:20,920
FDA-approved Lizzo
674
00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,089
makes you feel good
about your weight.
675
00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:24,549
And it costs 90%
less than Ozempic.
676
00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:27,759
I've lowered my standards
and my expectations.
677
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,361
♪ It's Lizzo ♪
678
00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:30,839
In case studies,
70% of patients on Lizzo
679
00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:32,999
no longer cared how
much they weighed.
680
00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:34,500
I don't give two shits.
681
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,335
♪ Oh, oh, oh, it's Lizzo. ♪
682
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:38,837
Lizzo helps you
eat everything you want
683
00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:40,482
and keep physical
activity to a minimum.
684
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:41,549
Some patients
report constipation
685
00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:42,708
while listening to Lizzo.
686
00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:44,243
Stop listening to Lizzo
687
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,612
if you experience
suicidal thoughts.
688
00:30:46,712 --> 00:30:48,490
Serious side effects may
include pancreatitis,
689
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:51,550
hypothermia and literally
shitting out your ears.
690
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,853
Are you living with
concerns of obesity?
691
00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:58,757
Ask about the power of not
giving a fuck, with Lizzo.
692
00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:08,767
Oh, hey, Randy.
How was the party?
693
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,202
It was, uh...
694
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,338
It was not great.
695
00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:14,140
Oh, you didn't rage?
696
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,008
Oh, we raged.
697
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:20,146
I think there's something
wrong with these drugs.
698
00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:23,015
I was there raging again
with a bunch of hot women
699
00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:25,717
and then suddenly, I was like,
700
00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:28,720
I don't know if I feel
like doing this anymore.
701
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,057
Like, I felt satisfied.
702
00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:34,060
With any drugs, I always want
to do more and more and more.
703
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,361
But suddenly with these drugs,
704
00:31:35,461 --> 00:31:38,397
I feel like I actually
want things less.
705
00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:39,999
Does that make any sense?
706
00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,233
Not at all.
707
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,002
It's like, you know,
with good drugs,
708
00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:44,803
they make you just
want and lust,
709
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,506
but those drugs also
make your dick not work.
710
00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:51,043
But with these drugs, you
don't really crave anything
711
00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:53,012
and your dick totally works.
712
00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:55,114
Look, man, you're talking crazy.
713
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:56,915
I think maybe you've
just fallen in
714
00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:59,185
with a bad group of people.
715
00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:02,388
Yeah. In a bad group of people,
716
00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:04,456
doing a bunch of drugs.
717
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:09,228
Randy, you've got to get
away from those MILFs.
718
00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:15,801
South Park Compounding Pharmacy.
719
00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:17,412
Oh, yes, ma'am, we'll
have your obesity drugs
720
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,537
to you really soon.
721
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:21,073
We had a bit of a... robbery.
722
00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:23,275
Well, we're not
really sure when.
723
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,344
Yes, ma'am, we understand
how serious it is.
724
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,712
No, no, don't take the Lizzo.
725
00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:28,614
We'll-we'll have a new
supply shortly, okay?
726
00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:31,250
- Fellas! You gotta come quick!
- What's wrong?
727
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:33,119
It's Eric. He says
he's giving up.
728
00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,462
H-He bought a bunch of junk food
729
00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:35,697
and he's gonna mix
it all together!
730
00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,356
Cartman's making
another cereal bomb?
731
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,616
It's a cereal bomb, but topped
with Twinkies and gravy.
732
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,593
He said it's called
an Oppenheimer.
733
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,136
Cartman, what are you doing?
734
00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:51,537
The drugs are wearing off, Kyle.
735
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:53,272
I didn't get my second dose.
736
00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:54,616
I just want to
make an Oppenheimer
737
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,208
and forget the whole thing.
738
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,945
That's it? You're
just gonna give up?
739
00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,480
I don't want to hope anymore.
740
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,125
Well, you got to hope,
Cartman. You hope
741
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,617
and you work instead of
turning to shit like that!
742
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:08,820
It's all just making it
worse, Kyle. Don't you get it?
743
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,289
Knowing there's a cure.
744
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:13,459
Knowing I can have willpower
injected into my body.
745
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:14,993
It's all just made
me dream about
746
00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:16,762
what my future can be like.
747
00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:18,330
But I realize now
that those dreams
748
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:19,998
are never gonna come true.
749
00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:23,402
Cartman, your dreams
are going to come true.
750
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,604
- No, they won't.
- Yes, they will.
751
00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:27,224
You'll do everything
you dreamed about,
752
00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:29,308
you just have to fight
for those dreams.
753
00:33:30,942 --> 00:33:32,811
I don't have the
willpower that you do.
754
00:33:32,911 --> 00:33:35,114
Just come back to
the pharmacy with us.
755
00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,348
We're not gonna quit.
756
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:37,716
But all our shit got stolen.
757
00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,318
My obesity drugs
are with some women
758
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:40,418
who don't even need them.
759
00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:41,820
So, are we gonna let them win?
760
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,589
People can be as
unfair as they want.
761
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,524
But as long as there's
a factory in India,
762
00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:48,727
I will never stop making
obesity drugs for the needy.
763
00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,344
This is the place.
764
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,466
Little Debbie!
765
00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:36,808
You think you can sell your
drugs on our fuckin' turf?
766
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,645
Only one drug is
king in America.
767
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,747
And that drug is sugar.
768
00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:51,056
One of the largest
manufacturers of semaglutide
769
00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:54,326
was attacked today by
body positivity activists.
770
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,562
Our own Bill Norman has more.
771
00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:59,365
Tom, the advocates
for body positivity
772
00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:01,867
broke into this obesity
medicine facility
773
00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:04,303
and opened fire on
everyone inside.
774
00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:07,473
The terrorists claimed that
obesity is not a disease
775
00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:09,208
and that every body is beautiful
776
00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,543
as they then burned the
factory to the ground.
777
00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:14,580
The identity of the
attackers is still unknown,
778
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,348
but one member of
the militant group
779
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,417
sent this anonymous message.
780
00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:20,486
Now instead
of obesity drugs,
781
00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:22,354
people will have to
rely on good things,
782
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:25,257
like self-esteem
and body positivity.
783
00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:26,725
They're grrreat!
784
00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,261
Does this mean I'm not
gonna get my next dose?
785
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:30,596
I'm just gonna stay fat?
786
00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:32,039
What the hell is
wrong with people?
787
00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:34,132
Am I just gonna stay
fucking fat, Kyle?
788
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,710
- No, we're gonna do something else.
- But the body positivity people
789
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,436
are just gonna
destroy all the drugs
790
00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:39,147
- and I'm gonna be fat.
- You are not gonna be fat, Cartman.
791
00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:40,848
- I'm gonna be fat. Yes, I am.
- Listen to me.
792
00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,250
- I'm gonna be fat forever!
- You're not gonna be fat!
793
00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:43,751
You can't do anything.
They have all the power.
794
00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:44,819
We'll get the drugs
somewhere else.
795
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:46,044
They want to keep me this way.
796
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,422
We just have to
keep working harder.
797
00:35:47,446 --> 00:35:48,686
I'm gonna be fat as fuck, Kyle!
798
00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:50,034
We're gonna fuckin'
figure it out!
799
00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:52,751
Ugh. Ooh.
800
00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:54,085
Cartman?
801
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:56,555
I just got to get my
next dose soon, you guys.
802
00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,890
Something's going on down there.
803
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,570
It's okay, you're
just experiencing
804
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,406
some side effects
from your medication.
805
00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:20,479
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
806
00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:21,747
It's all right, Mrs. Marsh.
807
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,057
We've been seeing a
lot of this lately
808
00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:24,650
with people taking Lizzo.
809
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:28,554
Now, are you mostly defecating
out your anus or out your ears?
810
00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:30,422
M-My ears.
811
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,491
Yup, all right,
let's take a look.
812
00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:35,494
Uh-huh. Yep.
813
00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:36,795
Okay.
814
00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,330
Well, that confirms
it, Mrs. Marsh.
815
00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,532
I'm afraid with all the
Lizzo you've been takin',
816
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,834
you've given yourself
"diabeartes."
817
00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:46,071
- What? I have diabetes?
- Diab-ear-tes.
818
00:36:46,171 --> 00:36:49,608
It's a mild form of diabetes
that occurs mostly in the ears.
819
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,243
It's something
you'll have to manage
820
00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:52,511
for the rest of your life.
821
00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,079
But that's really good news.
822
00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:56,181
H-How the hell is
that good news?
823
00:36:56,282 --> 00:37:00,085
Because! Now I can write you
a prescription for Ozempic!
824
00:37:00,185 --> 00:37:01,987
With your condition,
you're finally eligible
825
00:37:02,087 --> 00:37:03,822
for semaglutides.
826
00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:06,892
I-I can get on Ozempic now?
827
00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:08,294
Yes, ma'am.
828
00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:10,037
Congratulations on your
diabeartes, Mrs. Marsh.
829
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,998
We'll see you back here
looking skinny in a few weeks.
830
00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:19,338
All right, next. Come
on in, Mrs. Munoz.
831
00:37:20,105 --> 00:37:22,508
Experiencing some side
effects with your Lizzo?
832
00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:23,842
Yes.
833
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,348
Come on, dude. You
don't want to do this.
834
00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:30,949
Yes, I do.
835
00:37:31,049 --> 00:37:33,319
Eric, there's so
much to live for.
836
00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:34,620
What's he doing?
837
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,963
Cartman's in there
with a cereal bomb
838
00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:36,788
that he says is ten
times more destructive
839
00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:38,056
than an Oppenheimer.
840
00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:39,434
He says it's called
a Stormy Daniels.
841
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:40,592
Cartman!
842
00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:42,528
Cartman, stop! I
have a solution!
843
00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:45,597
Forget it. I'm going
down with a Stormy Daniels.
844
00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,265
No, Cartman, stop eating!
845
00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:48,767
I found more semaglutide.
846
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:51,403
It's gonna be here
within the hour.
847
00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:01,279
Go easy, Cartman.
848
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,549
What do you mean it's gonna
be here within the hour?
849
00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,651
I found another supplier
in North Carolina.
850
00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:07,819
They make raw semaglutides
for all the other drugs.
851
00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:10,188
They let me order a whole
truck of raw powder wholesale.
852
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,291
The app says the truck is
already almost here. See?
853
00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:15,527
As soon as it gets here, we
can make you another dose,
854
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,563
and you'll have
your willpower back.
855
00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:20,131
You just gotta hang on
a little bit longer.
856
00:38:21,867 --> 00:38:24,503
Fine. I won't eat it just yet.
857
00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:25,847
Kenny, put this in
the refrigerator
858
00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,205
so the skin doesn't get soggy.
859
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,740
Ew, gross.
860
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,042
Okay, let's be totally ready
when the truck gets here.
861
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,454
Stan, get the
biostatic water ready.
862
00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:33,979
Butters, prepare
another syringe.
863
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,415
The delivery is gonna be
here in the next 40 minutes.
864
00:38:37,182 --> 00:38:40,151
♪ Now I can't help
myself at all ♪
865
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:45,724
♪ And I get whiskey
bent and hell bound ♪
866
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:51,730
♪ Play me some songs
about a ramblin' man. ♪
867
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,968
Got some construction going on.
868
00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:00,906
Seems kind of inappropriate
869
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:03,909
to wear a midriff shirt
while working, don't it?
870
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,310
Take your foot off the pedal!
871
00:39:05,411 --> 00:39:06,854
How much semaglutide
you got in the back?!
872
00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:09,548
- Hey!
- Get him, girls!
873
00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:10,949
No!
874
00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:13,084
Stop.
875
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,720
Stop!
876
00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:16,121
Fuck this!
877
00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:19,558
What the hell are you doing?
878
00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:20,959
You're bad people!
879
00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:23,061
I'm getting the
fuck away from you!
880
00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,295
Hey!
881
00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:28,800
He's taking the drugs!
882
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,268
Get that motherfucker!
883
00:39:36,642 --> 00:39:37,876
Shit!
884
00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:53,692
Oh, goddamn it.
885
00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:55,403
- What's wrong?
- The truck was almost here
886
00:39:55,427 --> 00:39:57,095
but now it's going
the wrong way again.
887
00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,665
What the fuck is this guy doing?
888
00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:14,512
Oh, for fuck's sake.
889
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:15,981
Now it's doing that thing
890
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,659
where it just keeps
spinning around in circles.
891
00:40:17,683 --> 00:40:18,984
Oh, I hate that.
892
00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:21,720
Come on, we got to go
track this asshole down.
893
00:40:25,624 --> 00:40:26,958
Whoa!
894
00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:28,359
Oh!
895
00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:35,133
What the fuck?
896
00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,669
The truck went west by Target.
897
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,738
And then went east again.
898
00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,873
I think it's over this way now.
899
00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:43,475
I don't get it.
900
00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:45,443
It says the truck is right here.
901
00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:47,078
Uh, there it is.
902
00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:50,181
Oh, shit!
903
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:56,755
Dad, what are you doing?
904
00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:58,790
Uh, oh, uh...
905
00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:01,426
I'm in deep, Stan.
906
00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:02,728
Daddy's a drug addict.
907
00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:04,630
I should have never worn
908
00:41:04,730 --> 00:41:06,331
this midriff shirt to school.
909
00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:09,334
Certain things just aren't
appropriate to wear.
910
00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:11,436
Oh-oh, look, fellas!
911
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:13,972
Give us the drugs!
912
00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:15,507
Aw, not them again.
913
00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:17,242
Get in the truck!
914
00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:20,912
Whoa, whoa, wait!
915
00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:25,250
Fellas, help!
916
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:30,488
You guys, look.
917
00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:31,657
Is that the cops?
918
00:41:31,757 --> 00:41:33,391
What is that?
919
00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:37,996
Destroy that shipment!
920
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:39,731
Dude, it's Cocoa Puffs bird.
921
00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:44,603
And-and Cap'n Crunch.
922
00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,371
I think that's Cap'n Crunch.
923
00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:50,175
You ain't taking this shit
to your compounding pharmacy!
924
00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:53,044
What's a compounding pharmacy?
925
00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:56,247
- Aah!
- Whoa!
926
00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:03,454
Those are our drugs, fuckos!
927
00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:28,914
- Aah!
- Tony the Tiger killed Kenny!
928
00:42:37,522 --> 00:42:40,792
Stan, take Daddy's gun
and shoot those MILFs!
929
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,828
No, Dad, I'm not
shooting anyone's mom.
930
00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:45,163
I'll fucking shoot them.
931
00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:56,174
♪ Dat-doobie-doobie-dat,
Golden Crisp. ♪
932
00:42:57,175 --> 00:42:59,377
Butters, what are you doing?
933
00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:00,912
Oh, hey, Mom.
934
00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:04,549
Butters, you give Mommy those
obesity drugs right now!
935
00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:07,052
But I thought you didn't
use obesity drugs, Mom.
936
00:43:07,152 --> 00:43:09,287
I thought you were
doing Pilates and stuff.
937
00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:57,168
Ooh!
938
00:44:04,442 --> 00:44:05,877
Fuck you!
939
00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:07,445
Koo-koo!
940
00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:09,514
Koo-koo! Koo-koo!
941
00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:25,163
- The fuck are you doing?
- I can reach it.
942
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:26,974
Cartman, get your fat
ass back in the truck.
943
00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:28,399
No, I can get them.
944
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,344
I can get the obesity
drugs. I can have my hunger
945
00:44:30,368 --> 00:44:32,203
suppressed for another week.
946
00:44:44,315 --> 00:44:45,984
No!
947
00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:47,552
Dad, look out!
948
00:44:48,553 --> 00:44:49,587
Whoa!
949
00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:08,774
Get the drugs in the garage!
950
00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:10,341
We'll make Cartman's shot first.
951
00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:13,078
Kyle, what the hell is going on?
952
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,514
We've got a full order
953
00:45:16,614 --> 00:45:18,283
of semaglutides to be
given to the needy.
954
00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,827
They're all trying to take
it, but everything in here
955
00:45:19,851 --> 00:45:21,419
belongs to us.
956
00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:34,599
Hello.
957
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:37,903
Where's our drugs?
958
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:41,506
Yeah, the, uh,
pharmaceutical company
959
00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:43,641
you ordered from
was insured with us.
960
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:46,344
What do you mean?
We-we don't get them?
961
00:45:46,444 --> 00:45:47,846
You'll-you'll be
able to get them.
962
00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:49,948
See, we just work in
tandem with the suppliers,
963
00:45:50,048 --> 00:45:52,283
so all you'll have
to do is navigate...
964
00:45:52,383 --> 00:45:54,619
The American
health care system.
965
00:46:12,037 --> 00:46:13,571
Oh, my God, stop!
966
00:46:13,671 --> 00:46:17,108
Sharon, you don't want
to mess with that stuff.
967
00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:20,145
Randy, why are you wearing
one of Shelley's shirts?
968
00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:23,014
It's time for me to
tell you the truth.
969
00:46:24,182 --> 00:46:26,517
I told you that I've
been going out on hikes
970
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,719
and doing Pilates.
971
00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:30,755
But it's not true.
972
00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:32,858
I've just been...
973
00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:35,360
doing that shit.
974
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,694
You have?
975
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,164
Why didn't you just admit
it when I asked you?
976
00:46:39,264 --> 00:46:41,532
Well, 'cause I thought
you'd be pissed.
977
00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:44,735
I had no idea you'd...
want to do 'em, too.
978
00:46:44,836 --> 00:46:46,637
But how have you
been getting them?
979
00:46:46,737 --> 00:46:48,773
They're so hard to get.
980
00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,776
A, uh, a group of women
981
00:46:51,877 --> 00:46:53,945
were sharing theirs with me.
982
00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:56,114
I'd go to their
houses and, uh...
983
00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:58,116
do it with them.
984
00:46:58,216 --> 00:46:59,817
Oh, and what do you think?
985
00:46:59,918 --> 00:47:02,453
Are you seeing any improvements?
986
00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:04,022
Wha...? Wait.
987
00:47:04,122 --> 00:47:05,991
You're-you're not pissed?
988
00:47:06,091 --> 00:47:08,026
No, I'm not pissed, Randy.
989
00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:09,727
Everyone wants to do this stuff.
990
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,997
How can you say no to it?
991
00:47:12,097 --> 00:47:14,565
You are so much cooler
992
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:17,135
than any other woman out
there, you know that?
993
00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:20,405
And I do not want you
to change one bit.
994
00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:24,142
You don't? Really?
995
00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:25,743
The truth is, Sharon,
996
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,712
I think these are bad drugs.
997
00:47:27,812 --> 00:47:30,081
They just made me
crave everything less
998
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:32,450
and yet my dick still worked.
999
00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:35,720
Hey, let's say just you and me
1000
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:38,924
go to the Holiday Inn
tonight and do some molly.
1001
00:47:39,024 --> 00:47:41,559
What? Like we did
back in college?
1002
00:47:41,659 --> 00:47:43,194
Yeah, sweetheart.
1003
00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:45,663
Let's go do some good drugs.
1004
00:47:51,269 --> 00:47:53,804
Hey, oh, hey, Sharon,
look, my dick doesn't work!
1005
00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:56,374
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah! Ha-ha, this is great!
1006
00:48:03,982 --> 00:48:07,752
Well, I guess that's it for
our compounding pharmacy.
1007
00:48:07,852 --> 00:48:11,222
Yeah, I'm just kind of
glad it's all over with.
1008
00:48:11,322 --> 00:48:13,491
I was wrong.
1009
00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:16,861
I used to think fat people
just needed more willpower.
1010
00:48:16,962 --> 00:48:20,465
But now I see what it's like to
have willpower not be enough.
1011
00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,968
We got sugar companies,
pharmaceutical companies
1012
00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:25,236
and insurance companies all
just trying to figure out
1013
00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:27,505
how to make money off
of our fucking health.
1014
00:48:27,605 --> 00:48:30,075
How can anyone have willpower
when all these forces
1015
00:48:30,175 --> 00:48:31,909
are manipulating us every day?
1016
00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:33,344
It's impossible.
1017
00:48:33,444 --> 00:48:35,146
And I've learned one
very important thing.
1018
00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:38,649
It isn't fair to put the blame
on anyone for their weight.
1019
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:39,750
Yeah.
1020
00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:40,918
Yeah.
1021
00:48:41,019 --> 00:48:42,153
What do you say, guys?
1022
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:43,521
Let's all agree as a school...
1023
00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:45,890
no, as a society...
that we won't make fun
1024
00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:47,993
of obesity anymore.
1025
00:48:50,028 --> 00:48:51,596
Wait, what did you say?
1026
00:48:51,696 --> 00:48:53,498
I said we're not
going to be critical
1027
00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:55,466
of anyone for their
weight ever again.
1028
00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:57,444
Are you serious?
1029
00:48:57,468 --> 00:48:58,936
But, you guys,
1030
00:48:59,037 --> 00:49:01,906
that's all I've been
wishing for this whole time.
1031
00:49:02,007 --> 00:49:03,374
It all worked out, you guys.
1032
00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:05,310
- Kyle, guess what?
- What?
1033
00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:07,212
You're a fucking dipshit ginger.
1034
00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:10,248
You've got fucking freckles and
your religion is a goddamn lie.
1035
00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:12,050
Shut up, Cartman.
1036
00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:13,851
You... you...
1037
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,653
Oh, my God, yes!
1038
00:49:15,753 --> 00:49:16,887
Fucking yes!
1039
00:49:16,988 --> 00:49:18,923
Wendy, you've got
little tiny saggy tits
1040
00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:20,358
and your breath stinks.
1041
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:21,892
- What?
- That's it!
1042
00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:24,495
That's it, you can't
say anything, and you...
1043
00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:27,232
♪ Come on and take
a free ride... ♪
1044
00:49:27,332 --> 00:49:29,167
Hey, Mr. Rollins, you
dress like a bitch.
1045
00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:31,336
Hello, ma'am, you've
got a big nose.
1046
00:49:31,436 --> 00:49:33,471
Hey, do I know you? Fuck you.
1047
00:49:33,571 --> 00:49:35,206
Nice hair, cheesedick.
1048
00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:36,774
Ha-ha, you're in a wheelchair.
1049
00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:39,177
Hey, ugly, I'm
checking in, please.
1050
00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:43,181
You're flying to Pakistan
all by yourself, young man?
1051
00:49:43,281 --> 00:49:44,515
That's right.
1052
00:49:44,615 --> 00:49:47,452
I've got a lot of
catching up to do.
1053
00:49:49,854 --> 00:49:52,090
Yes!
1054
00:49:52,190 --> 00:49:53,624
♪ Free ride ♪
1055
00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:56,561
♪ Come on and sit
here by my side ♪
1056
00:49:56,661 --> 00:50:01,099
♪ Come on and take
a free ride. ♪
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