Original subtitles

Previously on Reginald the vampire you are not a man you on a monster

you

are a mistake

that requires correction

you give me squashes

i will protect you from arm

ever and always

it is

chemicals

celestial creatures purveyors of do show descend from the heavens

i'm coming for you right.

I'm out of the game

and acts

as

a former killer.

If you don't

see this

but i didn't

i.

The last straw

you have thirty days

when the bell tolls midnight on that date i

return.

Thirty days

until the angel comes back and chose every one of us.

Deal mother.

Petrol scum of eternity

and stings little.

Thirty days

that we believe him

a yeah

dude was pretty convincing remember a simpler time when vampires but the big surprise

i did not see angels coming or inky

for that matter will he had wings definitely rethinking my atheism as we speak

so.

Stroke even to me first and my dreams

making the case for extinction.

Just like today

basically the same case

so new a

special program a targets or maybe both.

Who are supposed to change the world and now our world is ending a wrench

you think of something.

Is special man remember that

can maybe that's why you game you first

the assessment is child's play in comparison to the end of days.

It's true.

One

month we can't tell us all about this.

Vampires will not react well to their expiration date not the council

no one.

Not to Sarah know.

I mean come on if you're going to tell her that half of her friend group

is condemned a certain doom because an avenging

angel crashed our first council meeting.

Yeah

i would take a little bit a time that better understand the shape of that.

And do miss not my favorite shape.

Reggie.

I'm counting on your big brain.

So let's deal mother

guy.

Come back soon.

So how is marries his first council meeting

decaf.

Great.

Really good actually it turns out Maurice is a

natural chapel one can go wrong

can't stop thinking about what also said

told the court such a change.

I mean

for real

angels

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Well the angels have anything to do with anything

or how much even talk about angels

because i can't stop thinking about what ultrasound

the

angels are coming and they're bringing disaster and low.

He did say that but.

In my experience was then overheat concept.

Being raised

to worship angels is one thing

deciding it's all a lie is another

but

facing the actual reality of them it

makes my head hurt.

Faith is a complicated minister.

Reginald i think artist is telling the truth

and.

It scares me oh no i felt that way to put

recent right.

Thank you bye are notorious wires

it can really trust anything they say

and

eltis is the biggest to hire of them all

i hear tell that you are wise and ways of the worst or yellow

a

slushy their rights for slushy guy hey.

I'm

sorry how did you research hell.

Is a park ranger and shenandoah national park was struck by lightning six times

the odds with this securing or four point one five one one thirty three zeros after.

Oh i

did say that

this is it is interesting facts not that interesting

the world is full of interesting facts

but these facts

it be arranged in proper order.

Please.

Teach me how to live in this world.

Oh no no no.

I'm not the expert you think

i am when it comes to life trust me and ask me one.

I failed my mission

and i failed my family.

I deserted them in order to explore this wonderful place

but i don't.

Understand it.

Ah

ha.

On the other hand i.

May be for life coach that you need.

Ha.

Ha.

Quite for collection is out there.

These tokens are precious to me.

Right.

See the thing is

the lesson commences now.

Oh

sure first glance comments.

Tokens are super cool

i agree

but there are more important things.

Other than tomkins.

It which is

pretty obvious to anyone please reveal this truth to me

home.

Love makes the

world go round

i will remember this.

It is written.

I mean

in fact the earth goes round because

it inherited

be

a little momentum of the rotating desk of gas and dust from which it formed

but.

Love is a

viable alternative.

Tell me more.

Easier to just meet at the sack

i don't want Sarah anywhere

near this

what's on your mind.

The friend zone

Reggie

we've got bigger issues that them on the menu

know this point i was just getting good at it

being the better me

but now that i'm facing certain death again i have to lie to Sarah about it

again

telling anyone the truth is not an option right now.

Who need to figure this thing out first

vampire armageddon.

The can police or what does ending.

I was just getting used to it or not dead yet

technically speaking Reggie.

Her faith in me is touching

and baffling at the same time Reggie again first

thing we need to do is figure way out of this

okay is way too early to give up hope.

And i believe in you.

I believe in us.

Right

i hear you.

Ah

okay.

So for x.

Outer shows up

he tells us the angels are coming and that they're bringing calamity with them

then balestra crash was the council meeting and confirms it.

Will will quit.

What

altus.

He knew the angels were covered

it all starts with him.

Maybe the he knows more than east how it.

What the problem.

Open wide.

You're probably wondering why we brought you here.

You want to talk about bless

an angels.

Stop that.

Sorry force of habit

the.

You knew the angel ballesteros was coming.

You knew that he was gonna give us thirty days

and then eradicate every vampire on the planet

you knew

i had a pretty good idea based on available in tow

sounds bad by the way.

Okay

until

that's a start.

Look

we know you're a smart guy

a big deal and thank you by community

of butter me up and I'll tell you anything

in your.

Informed opinion given everything you know everything you've

heard.

What is the best way for us to get out of the situation

you can't

were hoping for more detailed response.

Oh.

You're fucked.

Ballesteros one of the original seven

a divine of the in the night

and the angels gave the data the humans the vampires

the night tale as old as time also Cain and Abel

fright

but now balestra once was dead because we fail to evolve pastor own hunger

hence the fact

thirty days.

What is i'm in

that means you have thirty days to quell in fear

choose to die by your own hand or you know

wait until you're fact but why make us wait

angels like their rituals it's their thing.

Oh i shall return and thirty days basically angel dinner theater

thirty days

until your fact yes

can we torture him

maybe a little torch without

you know i'm not bothered by nature but i gotta say maybe

you didn't ask me the right question.

Free will.

It's a loop our.

Could be.

Maybe.

Go on.

Angels can't see the future

they can't predict the results of free will

outcome

and believe me.

They really hate that it's their only weakness.

So free will

is your a

in the whole if you use it

right

because they'll never see it coming.

So we don't sit and wait

we prove our value

that sounds like a plan

yet

only for you

may i go now.

We show balestra that our species can change

that we can be better than we were before as worthy as any human

which ironically was or plan racket that was the dream.

Maybe that's why you targeted you

i can do it

apparently he can do it

what are you gonna do

I'll

find a vampire the

best

possible

test subject and then

teach them to be pummel

become a creature of honor and hope

i can be the only exception right

i can make my own proof of concept

and shorter cholesterol

when he returns

and home never see it coming.

The

only thing is

we need

a

subject.

Oh hell now.

My through bleed me

Nick kill

the

bar

you're in pain and i'm not going anywhere until you tell me what happened.

People matter

who you are a funny way of showing it i don't want you to see me

like this

and yet he ran

with the scene.

I've never been.

That's what we've been.

Separate alone.

I saw you kill a man

with a sword made a fire

and then he disappeared and so did the sort of

christians but you refused to answer them

and now whatever i can tell you.

Killer client confidentiality i don't know if we can be together like that.

Without honesty

cleese.

Stay with me.

Okay.

I call in sick.

Batman had all kinds of subjects.

Dick Grayson the original Robin of course

Jason Todd murdered by the joker

Tim Drake

Stephanie brown a bad girl.

I'm just saying if i knew my role

i could

probably put the part more realistically or we could just be you and me.

How the easiest way to go but

I'll do my best.

I'm going to really good olazabal mission with Sarah

and that's a skill set i'm not proud of Reggie i'm sorry

okay but maybe you can just look at it this way.

You could be saving Sarah

from some very bad things.

Are the snug types of a hero with pride.

Reggie

do honestly think you can turn Angela into a creature of honor know

because seriously up.

That sounds insane to

serve same as a chance

i'm saying it sounds crazy.

A free will works the way also says it does

yeah

i think it can work proof of concept

but essentially we're talking about yeah

i embrace every challenge.

One.

Spawn that.

Never seen anything like this before.

That's because this is no.

Almost ripped or damn adds off.

Reggie a vampire did this.

Didn't bother a glamour their food.

Didn't bother i would they left behind.

Chaos in the vampire community.

There's a monster on the loose and Atlanta.

Same of the way.

Traveling.

Oh.

Go.

Oh better.

Eight

such a

guy

you are in peril.

You know.

Actually called and second

their never second

pressure didn't show south.

Long line of dissatisfied customers.

Pineapples the rise race

i will help you.

Scuse me

you need help until your friends or turn

i love to drink you got lucky.

I've watched you prepared enough for thirty seven days.

I can help you prepare them.

I was served by your side.

Well.

Walking to the slushy shack

how may i help you.

Oh

right on time.

And she brought snacks

half half

they tell my home away

but

if you want to try and teach me to live a life both honest and trail

good luck with that

by the way

i'm gonna need accommodation

that's where

I'll see what the couch

school you know

where we can be roommates or gander all

first.

I get the bedroom as pets are here figure that out already second

i reserve the right to abandon this crazy bullshit at the time of my choosing

entirely clenched third

you

are not

the boss of me.

Nobody is the boss of me

as previously established great

it's

on

it i know you did this is crazy.

I believe that your transformation is proof

that we can evolve

and that balestra doesn't have to kill every single one of us.

What's in it for me.

Challenge accepted.

You sure you haven't done this before.

I watched closely

i committed every task to memories

it feels like destiny to me.

I've been thinking that destiny

is a beach in Mexico.

I don't know what you mean when you say

beach.

He feels like freedom to me.

Sand

potion.

The way that to the future is on the horizon

has their the taking.

That weird.

Sounds like heaven.

Paradise again.

Safe and secure.

Would you like to see an object in the shape of god's messenger.

I know.

It provides a delicious treat.

In truth the may be a chair but some kind

but if you tilt his head back

he gives you a surprise.

Are go on.

Imagine of.

All god's messenger scheme is candy.

Here comes the blood.

Pay me

Henry James

all star nineteenth and early twentieth century novelist

and i gotta say the goldenballs a bridge too far for my liking

once said

and i quote.

There are three things

important in life.

The first

is to be kind of the second is to be kind

and a third.

Is to be kind.

Think i'm going to need a minute to digest something as complicated

so he saying it's important to be kind okay the point

the repetition just seems unnecessary right

but

you read every book he ever wrote it was a long afternoon nerd.

Okay.

Hang on.

Strength is great

everyone agrees

put kindness

can be as strong as steal.

It can vanquish any enemy

bullshit

Henry James's always on point

a slavery in Barbados a priest and wrong

a Turkey and auto men a railroad bull and fell Lee

vampire killer in great falls

all walk into a bar and then

punchline

tell a joke Reginald

sorry.

Those were men.

Every one of

a man

who wanted to capture me keep me or kill me.

Hey we're not stopped

by kindness.

It would not vanquish them like steal.

My sharp teeth are the only thing that saved me.

That and a willingness to

out their hearts.

Which have been a.

Copy that.

Or is Angela.

The shower

true love's or showers i'm aware.

How are you

you find the monster of akron yet

he is a monster Reggie

our bodies

every night.

Same method

same carelessness

messes i clean up

oh

i don't we

make a murder scene grid to

as a pattern

do that.

This is on me and my ways than one

more of a Deacon now

there's panic in my community i need to stop it

have Reggie this is exactly what blush was talking about

exhibit a for our own destruction well i

don't think murders the best redemption strategy those

as a goal of Angela

baby steps i guess Angeles no baby

know she's not

she's stubborn argumentative and completely immune to the beauty of my logic

sounds about right.

Oh.

Huh like the relevant.

He been say.

I got them.

Yeah sure why not have a vampire sex break dollar bill twenty days the apocalypse.

No longer showers.

The business of hot water available to me anyway.

Calling

or crown.

Nice reward.

Comment.

Maddox

or.

So.

Please don't move.

Reaction time as a factor

so please pay attention.

Answer as quickly as we can.

Hey tests.

There in a desert.

Walking along the said.

Why would anyone want

the deserts too high.

Doesn't make any difference it's completely hypothetical.

Look down and you see a tortoise no good soup

he reached down

and you flip the tortoise onto its back

now or theories and I'll do that but hey

the tortoise lays on it's back

belly baking and the hot sun pressure allies.

Beating it's legs trying to turn so back

when i killed.

Not without your help.

But you're not helping.

I need the evil monster that you think i am.

Pretty sure i'd for that little sucker hail from

and why is that Angela.

He just said i'd flip it over.

Of on.

Describe

in single words only.

Be good thing was that come to mind

about your mother.

My mother

barely car

toggling on book.

Let me tell you

about my mother.

Oh.

I

definitely need a new personal growth strategy.

Ever

seen blade runner

and under the movies much.

Seems like it.

Ha.

Thanks

how are the night.

Have any your fancy copes.

It seemed unnecessary

premature uniform

i no longer serve and any army.

How can i help you

afraid there's not much you can do.

You would be surprised.

It's just.

Ashley took another day so

fine but

rational disgusted

me stop responding the any of my tax

like

sure

run a break but

that doesn't mean that i don't worry when he

does that because it usually means trouble.

Or kind of trouble

i don't know.

I mean.

I know when you start time you the truth

and

i know that he's doing it again.

But

i don't know the reason why.

Regional as a great deal about the wide world.

As you think that church.

I cannot imagine any possible reason why you would not tell you the truth

here's

something about you.

My kid quite put my finger on.

Oh my help.

As

a.

Player a

nothing is more important than ever.

Sarah

you

need shaky cetera.

The

islands are mostly i feel it's been a long time race

where have you been a

you know here their you didn't answer any of my text i expected you at work today.

I thought Ashleigh was working i mean i thought i had a

today if i could be mistaken don't fuck around with me.

Role.

Of

that thing i.

I mean maybe you might have take sure does look familiar

pressure

is just some type of weird pen sexual vampire sex thing on

i would rather walk into the sand should rather walk into

the soil obviously so what i'd definitely not happening

how we were getting to a good place

where we could be real with each other

no more games

we're like yes yes i feel exactly the same way she clamored me to kill you

for which she is very very sorry.

No not.

Rational.

You're lying to me again

i can tell

and not just because Angela is wearing my robe and your apartment

there's something else going on and i came here to demand that you tell me what it is.

Tell me.

Can we talk about the sweeter.

I'm sorry i just have sought on my plate right now i was just not the right time.

Wow.

Be kind

be kind

be kind.

Okay.

I've tried

to change you

I've failed

but even an inch

of change.

I've tried

Henry James I've tried and blade runner.

All because i thought i could work from the inside out doesn't that

make sense

no

rational

manner that makes sense because it's idiotic.

Fine.

Don't will do next.

I tell you what we're going to do.

Listen.

I'm sorry

were closed

Bali for shot while

Sarah be back to

that makes it easier to talk.

What would you like to talk about.

What

the hell is happening to me.

I don't know

i think you do.

Having nightmares they are worse

than nightmares

oh and by the way usually and the nightmares with this is

a new experience for me.

I'm sorry.

You

to little more than that.

Every time i look into the mere i feel brought

and decay.

Like i'm

dying from the inside out.

Taking a life of an angels a complicated matter.

There are consequences for killing the divine.

Either

usually told me that in the first place.

There was the only way to save Sarah's life.

How do i stop it.

What's to cure.

You are the cure

and need an angel my hundred for to cookie

i'm not a cookie.

Please.

You will heal and you earn a lie.

I wish this was easier to understand.

What is the only way.

What he got here

simple grudge

every murder scene that you found

the bloody aftermath.

Yeah could

get this share a guy

is like not even trying to hide his tracks clearly with every kill is just

or days where to the heart of the city.

So tonight.

If he keeps the pattern we can be there waiting from

here.

We.

Sure

to take him on offer problems.

Understanding that this is an inexact science

it

might just be a coincidence i need exact Reggie.

I just need to be close enough to hear his victim screen

who is Angela.

Who.

Reggie.

She's so

sleep

she

sleeps she's hours she refuses to was into any word i say

but don't worry

partially working on this transformative option that's

ealing some pretty good results

hey guys.

Reginald what the fuck did you do.

Fix this way hear me out who you out

when young about a knock you on your ass perfectly acceptable reaction

do you guys feel like a picnic.

It's such

a lovely day

just super.

Just super go hey look i tried and failed to change her in any see Griffith and wish

was just to struggle for that and now she feels like a

picnic which is sweet I'll be to put up little picnic Reggie

okay we're to show bluster the we can change right

i just skipped a few steps.

I'll make sandwiches ham and Swiss know

you didn't get a few steps you

at her

and thus leaving the worst part you glamour her to be Sarah

any idea how messed up that is a true yes when you say that allowed right

yes it's

a

desperate okay and and it just felt like a while the some crush him i just

love

the way the savory cheese combines with the flavor the me it is.

I mean she's is good for you

after all it's a lovely day right hey i see what you're to

grab her back i still think that no matter how crazy it seems

this is the best way to prove do it now.

Pine.

Hello Angela

i read Reginald

oh god.

Listen to me.

Forget everything i told you

were let go of your arm you will be Angela and only Angela.

Exactly the way you're supposed to be.

I'm going to read.

The heart out of your chest to know.

Can live with my fingernails.

Okay.

Go

and.

Hey.

How long have you been sitting there.

You were talking in your sleep.

Also crying

or some shouting to.

Hey.

I'll stay here as long as he need me too.

Brokeback promise to you.

I killed.

Again.

I did it because it isn't my nature.

I did it to protect a friend of but mostly i did it because it as my nature.

I'm a killer diller.

At to have been for a very long time

but i understand that a difficult thing for you to accept

and when i promise you that i will never kill again i.

I meant every word.

A understand if you don't believe me but i promise i will never killer can

and then that's a promise already broke ones

but are still getting used to making all the promises

and i'm going to do everything i can

to keep it.

Unless of course of cement and as you then there will be blood

also may have an off at the has shenanigans.

Over their heads

when i mean to tell you but the French revolution some time

robespierre.

What an asshole.

You have so many stories.

I have two hundred and twenty.

One.

A pet.

First.

I wanna hear every one of your secrets

of second.

I believe you.

You do

like a third

i love you

i was hoping

okay fourth

i was okay and i love you

forth.

I forgive you.

You saw one of my face

it was rotting it was horrible.

So.

Yard sale magic dresser mirror.

Of that true.

Something like that.

New pretty good to me.

You will heal when you are newly.

Not

familiar with the quote but.

Like great things are doesn't do anything

earn it.

May be

healing as like

love.

Cohen.

You don't earn and.

You accepted.

You are very smart.

Also very corny.

Hello it's me.

Okay.

Okay this is the place

or less.

Place and on

there.

Dude is deathly creature of habit.

It's almost like he wants to get caught.

But you hear that and shower.

Follow me.

Angela

however.

Angela what the fuck were you thinking

i wasn't thinking or

i was feeding

i guess we can forget thing about what's opera how the

vampires we still have all for oh

so the clothes are working as that which is a

tour undead proof that the vampire species doesn't

deserve to survive you're the reason eagles want to

kill us all I've spent so many years.

Fighting

to survive

and i survived.

I did

when ever i had to do to ensure that.

I even left you.

I can't

stand.

The way that i feel.

I.

How.

We get it done.

Because a

fucking angel showed out of nowhere.

Said so.

Is that possible.

That bear nobody said it was fair

oh fuck that

if i'm gonna die than i i'm going out on my terms

in a sea of blood.

This

is me

and this just what i do

you can't stop me nobody can.

It

should try

like the

focus from the we should do right.

No

flat.

I feel helpless to

and it fills me with range too.

On a golf is your blood.

Okay.

No no.

Shower.

Hello.

Not sure she can wash it off.

Not a reason.

What officials right.

I

don't think ripping off heads as the right way to go right now.

She says trying to live out the rest of her days the best ways you can

stop stock kernel flurries

to toothbrush the four days that's a good enough

because just give up.

No treat.

No surrender

that's right we're going to figure we out of this because that's what we do

and we have not yet begun to fight because that's

what you see where before you start fighting

fighting angels for me

that's what it takes.

Can that's what it takes.

Turns out i'm a fighter

and a lover.

A lover.

Really

prefer my moments.

Sir.

Remember the day we first met.

The know we first kissed.

For some issued a bed.

I've perfect recall when it comes to her

and and fan by abilities

hi.

I'm headed the moment we met.

Everything she does is were inside of me and.

I can read it like a poke.

Tell her edgy.

Tell her everything

one.

Look i'm the one who made you promise to keep that secret.

Okay that's on me

but after tonight.

She Angela like that.

I was wrong.

And look not i know

i believe we can win this fight.

What if we don't.

I feel like we should go out on our own terms.

I love her.

Yeah you do.

Sarah deserves know the truth about the angels.

I'm gonna tell you everything

i let the chips fall where they may.

I know unhappiness looks like

but the way you look right now.

This is different.

You know any of my problems that i do.

That's the only way i can help you.

Problem with

not letting go

is that you're still hanging on

i don't understand.

When it comes to Reginald t is wise in the ways of the world

yes

yes but.

I'm just

letting go.

Maybe the truth

the truth of him

maybe that son of my business anymore.

I can't

hold him to a standard of how

we used to be but

i don't know how to deal with that because.

He used to be my purse.

Can who is not.

I understand now.

This is what sadness of like.

No shit.

What are you.

Doing now

is time i revealed my true nature to you.

He said.

True nature.

I owe you the truth.

His.

Ah was.

Hm.

Don't.