Original subtitles

Smoking and Drinking is injuriousto health

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Why do you commit yourselfto death,.

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Give upsmoking and drinking atleastfor the sakeofcensor board.,

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l will pen down a newstory by repairing an old dictionary..

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l will narrate a nevertold story..

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Nothing extraordinary Just a simple love story,,.

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You are listening to Radio City 91,1 F.M,

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This is Rachna hosting the show''Aithalakadi Morning':

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Actually, Itis raining heavily outside the studio,

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Fewfeel sad and a fewfeel happywhen itrains,

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Actually itshould rain often, so that.,!!!

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l can saythatthe prosperityaround, is becauseofthegoodwill of people like me.

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Up next.,.

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This song is dedicated to those lazyones still rolling on the bed.,

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to thosewalking with umbrellas to thoseenjoying a hotcup ofcomee,.

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and for thosewatching in theatre,

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You are listening to Radio City 91,1 F.M.

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Hey,areyou enjoying in Goa?

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No, Ijustfinished my shoot in Goa, l am in Coorg now.

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Areyou in Coorg?

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Where exactly over there?

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Paalibetta, it is nearVirajpet,

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Wow! ActuallyAmar's house is rightthere,

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Patient hoped for biryani, Doctor too prescribed biryani,

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Actually pleasedo me a favour,.,

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lt isthesameone that l haveasked you before,

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You go and meetAmar'ssister,

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soAmarand l can get married and your lifewill also geta new meaning.

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Hmmm, Soyour plan is to build a road on my house, soa bus can reach your town.

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Very nice work.

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Butshe isa doctor.,.

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Boss, However big a candle is, ithas onlya singleflame.

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Where you are is notimportant, whatyou aredoing is important.

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She has studied Ayurveda,justfora sake, butyou are anAd companyowner,

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You areearning well.

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Sheshould be lucky to geta guy likeyou,

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But l havealwayswanted a''Love marriage':

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Dumbo,you really don't have a brain,

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Actually, Girls are very choosy nowadays,

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Already a girl brokeyour heartonce,

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Hmmm, next time ifit repeats.,

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Your heart licenseand Bankbalance both will get bounced.

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As an elder brotheryou need to thinkabout my marriage,,

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lnstead, l am helping you _nd a girl.

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Hello Hello,

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when you start praising the mechanic as God, It isevidentthatyourcar needs a repair,

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Loo..Brother uhhh,.,

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Okok, l will do this foryou,

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if nota guiding star for your life, l will try to be the colourful lights foryourwedding.

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Message me the address, l will call you evening.

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Bro,. you are the best.,,Bye,..

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An old engine,

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a new battery,

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108

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My heart has started toworkaway.

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Writing a simple lovestory,

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Justa simple lovestory,

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Life is a lovely strawberry,

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Reason is, heart hasstolen away in a robbery,

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Writea song, pen down thewords, toa tune that has been stolen..

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Temptation is the nameofthefactory,

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Thatsellsdreams in a bakery,.

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Enjoy the taste of unseen sweets.,,

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Don't lookfor a reason, just watch

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Season with a dream,full oflove.,

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ltsjusta simple lovestory,

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Hello! sir.,.

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Donating eyes is a greatadmiration urinating isa big saticifaction,,havesome patience.

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Nowtell meyour problem,

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Which way is theWestPuri Estate?

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Oh, the one that belongs to Doctor Madam,

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Ya exactly.

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Then go straight, take left then right, up and down you will get that,

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Go,.,

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Hello boss..,

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Firstyou will come across a small gate, which will be open, you can go safe,

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Sencond gatewill be big and closed, you will haveto climb over, becareful.

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lt is nowtime for Rachna's Rhyme.

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Today is the month's lastday

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Wa.,Wa,.

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Hmmm.,.And also my pocket isemptyanyway,.,

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Tomorrow is first, getting paid feels the best

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Now everyone repeat, Rachna's rhymes are the greatest.

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No Wa.,Wa,.

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You sinners you call yourselfmy friends,

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We are taking a break here in ''lthaladki Morning':.,Jai,,.

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Brother, where are you?

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First l walked straight, Then tooka right,

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Climbed up on the left, l am climbing down now,,.

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Whereareyou going?

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To theaddressyou messaged me,

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Actually l called upand spoke to doctor, she is athome,

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Amar's phonewas notreachable,

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Don't worry go visit them, l havetold hereverything,

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Putta,.ljust sawa girl,,

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she looked asgood as a shining car in a showroom, mygirl hasto be someone like her.

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Oncethe newcar is out, itwill getcoveredwith dust.

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You _rstattend myexam,

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Why don't l marry both ofthem?

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Forwhatjoy?

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Theonewho ridesa horse isawarrior, Buttheonewho ridesa carriage pulled bytwo isan Emperor,

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When you can't sustain awhack with a stick,you wanttwo?

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No, lookifl marry one, l will fightwith her,

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But ifl marry them both, they both will _ghtover me,

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Atleastl will besafe,

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Brother,,.

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Ok ok,,Dont put glycerine to eyes..

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l will go becomeyour doctor's patient,

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By chance ifl don'tgetthedoctorthen, i will thinkaboutthatgirl,,

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Therearetwo typesofpeople in thiscountry,

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Whatare the types?

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One ofthis type,.,

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And

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And of other type.,.

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You are listening to RadioCity 91.1 F.M, this is Rachna hosting theshow''Aithalakadi Morning';

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Actually this weather is very romantic,

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There is some connection between rain and love,

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l thinkit rainswhen theearth and clouds getmarried,

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Actually l am aboutto tell an interesting story.

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There is a boy on hisway to meeta girl for the _rsttime,

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Notjustto meet..

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Everyone proposes for love, but our boy is going for a marriage proposal..

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Where?.,. In Coorg,.,

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l will keep updating on this live, loveand marriage story.

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This next song goes out to everyone in love,

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The hospital looks likea palace,

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Will thedoctor be as pretty asa princess?

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Lets see,.

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Ahh, Dr. Ithihasini?

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Almost perfect, Kushal?

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Perfect,

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Give mejust 42 seconds, l will be right back.

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Tell me

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Start looking for your engagement date, And also fix my wedding date,

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Did you meet Ithi?You decided so soon,

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Marriages are made in heaven.

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Butafter that, a hell ofa life is down here.

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Okay, tell me ifyou really like her?

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Hmmm, She is notasfair as me, Butfor my sister l can manage,

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You lead a colourful life only through these blackand wh'iteeyes,.

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Butstill, she is fair enough man,.

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Please come inside,

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Okay, l will call you later, bye.

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l havearrived, l havearrived,,.

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The house is very beautiful,

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ltwas built by masons,

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Come, let's go upstairs,

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Looks like nobody is in here,..

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Hmmm,You are rightin frontofmyeyes, and in your eyes l can see myself,

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So l can see both ofus here.

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l meantother than us there seems to be nobody here.

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Nooneat home that'swhy you can'tseeanyone.

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Where isAmar?

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NotjustAmar,. mum,dad and even our house maid haveall gonetovisita temple,

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Everyone?

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Yes everyone, why?

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When arethey coming back?

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Hmmm.,.May be by tomorrowafternoon.

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Okthen, l will goand stay in a hotel nearby, l will come, onceAmar is back.

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Are you oriented the other way by any chance?

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You've been asking onlyaboutAmar,

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Hey, Nothing like that.

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You havecometo meet me right?

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l am here, talkto me

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f Which colour hair band l wear

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howtall are my heels,

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which parlour l visit, You askmeaboutit.

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l will askyou which bikeyou ride,

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where doyou fill petrol,

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how big is yourwallet,

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andwhich area doyou go to meetgirls,

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lfwe like each other then let's sitdown and have a cupofco_ee.

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Or Else, therearea fewdirtycomee cups. Iet'swash them and leave.

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Butthere is no better placeor time to getto knowme better.

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Thatis true, but,.,

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Are you lord Hanuman's devotee?

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Why?

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Why are you carrying that huge bag, like hecarried a mountain, put itdown.,,

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lt istrue that l knowKarate,

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l don'tgiveany guaranteeforyour shirt buttons, But l will giveguaranteetoyour shirt.

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Please come this way.,.

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oh, started todrizzle Ietyourwords starttoo,,.

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My name is Kushal, myfriendscall me Kush.

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l havestudied up to 2nd year B.S.C with a ''conditions applied'' staron its side,

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l have enjoyed egg riceon the roadside also and l have rejected bad tasting Biryani in 5 star hotel too.

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l believethatthere issome happiness in people hanging outon a bus

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And there issomesadness in people_ying in a plane,

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Then.,,My sister and your brother work in the same company,

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They both are in loveand wantto marryeach other.

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Meanwhile, you have to get married and l need someonetospend my lifewith.

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So, My sister istrying to'Match thefollowing'between us,

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All that is_ne, howcomeyou areare here to meet me all ofa sudden.

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No l was hereto shoota JewellaryAd film, near Keerahole river,

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butin between My sistercaught hold ofme and linked here,

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Which actors had comefortheshoot? l havealwayswanted to seea shooting,

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Even l would have come,.

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This is notlikea movie shooting,.

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therewill be no heros here,.

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Whatwas the concept? It's too complex, you won't understand,

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Make this asa testforyourself, explain itto me in a way that l can understand,

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Hmm Ok,., Imagine,.

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Hmmuu,,

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There isa beautiful river,

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lmagine l am thewoodcutter and you are theGoddess.

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As l am hammering , thecamerazooms in.,.

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Shit!What the beep.,,

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Oh no, l don't know howto swim, my kids arewaiting forfood back home,

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GoddessGangawhatdo l do now?

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Oh my God !!!

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Wooow!!!

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My child.,Don'tworry, here is your axe,

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Oh no, this isofgold, its not mine.

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Take thisone,

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aaeh..,No, no, no,this issilver l say, minewas a basic model, this is notmine,

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Then takethisone,.

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Yes, this is mine.

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Well done my child, in appreciation ofyour honesty l giveyou thisgolden axeasa gift.Take it,

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Oh,why don'tyou give me Suvin Jewellersgold instead.,.

448

Whatis so greataboutSuvinJewellersgold?

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lt has hallmark, purity, betterdesigns, pricetag,

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And itsTrust worthy, what yourjewells have?

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So all the gold that l amwearing?

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Good for nothing.

458

Howwas it?

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ltwas alright,,. Actually that concept

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Co_ee or tea? Ah!

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Aah Co_ee.

468

Strong or weak?

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Strong,

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Whatdo mean by strong?

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Strong means, one cup ofmilk, onespoon _lter comee, littlesugar,

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You know itsowell, the kitchen is rightthere, makea cup for me too,

478

l need towater the emporium plants please.

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You water plants in this rainy season too?

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Why?After having kids do you stop..,living together,..

484

You arefeeding the kids gripe water,

486

Looks like you haveadded co_ee powder to kheer,

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Even though the pipe is so small, the medicinegetssprayedwith lotofforce, right?

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l meant it isgood for the plants,

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Just hold this. Sure.

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Very sweet.,. Thankyou, thankyou.

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No l meant theco_ee isvery sweet,

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lts ok,.nowtell me whatdo you knowaboutme?

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Your name is Ithihasni, nice name,

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You looknot so bad and you arean Ayurvedic Doctor,

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Kind hearted, my lifewill be beautiful, that isall l want.

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Dumbo, always remember, the best scenes ofthe movie make the trailer

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Butthestorywill beentirely di_erent, you need to watch theentire movie to decide,

510

Why are you wearing this ring likea pendant?

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Does it lookgood? Ha..,Ya itsSuper,

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Thanks, actually mygrand-dad gave methis ring when l was young, he passed away soon after,,.

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Super,.,l meantthe gift he gave you is super, You continue.

518

Hmmm,Afterthat my dad wanted to melt it and makea newjewellery,

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butl lovethis a lot, which isway l amwearing it like this.

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Very good.,Very good

524

Can l askyou a question?

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l will attempteven ifl am not prepared for the exam,.Ask me brother.,

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Huh! Hit my rightcheektill your leftside sandals breakom, butpleasedon't use such words.,

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l havecome hereto marryyou,. dontcall meas brother,,.

532

You can'tclimbevery mountain you see, okaysorry,

534

whatwasthequestion you wanted to ask.

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l feel little embarrassed,

538

Who isthatgirl with Amar in that photo,.?

540

Already doubts have started to crop up?

542

The photo thatis supposed to have my sister with Amar has someother girl in it?

544

She isourcousin, they share a divine brother-sister relationship,

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Next question please, No l dint mean that.,.

548

Can l askyou one?

550

Ask meten butgive me theoption to answeranyfive,

552

Asan elder brother you have to safeguard yoursister's interests,

554

But here itseems you aredoing resort politics for amara rachana'sjointgovernment..

556

Whenever l failed in exams when l could notfind ajob;

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or when my ex-girlfriend's mobile was not reachable,

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My sisterwas the onewhowould rightclick and my refresh my life,

562

Hmmm, When your ex-girlfriend's phone was not reachable,.? hmmm,

564

Youwere sad thatl dint join you to makeco_ee, right?

566

Come now let's wash the cups together.

568

You should providesupportwhen batsman is on the pitch notwhen he is backtothe pavilion,

570

l thought itwas boring but now i gota twist.,.

572

Whowas thatgirl? Did shedump you?

574

Hmmm, Shedumped my heart and walked all over it,

576

Let's not talkabout her now, she is already married..,

578

lt is notoutofjealousy l am asking about her,.

580

ltsvery boring now, So l thought thisstorywould be interesting enough.,

582

lfl get to knowyour_ashback,

584

l could know howyou treated girls andwhatwas missing between you both,.

586

So ifwedecide to take thisfurther we can learn from each other's mistakes,

588

No, l don'twanttothinkabout her, Iet's nottalkaboutit,

590

Atleast tell me when was the last time you met her,

592

Lasttime l metherwas.,,

594

when shecameoneevening to invite me for her reception on thesame night,.,

596

l never met heragain.

598

Huh!when Inviting for recption. that too from a girl to her lover.,

600

Thiswill bevery interesting, pleasetell me in detail,

602

Haven't l told you itis impossible, l dontwantto thinkabouther..

604

you arestuckatthesame line likea clockwithout thecell,

606

Don'tthinkabout her, think aboutsomeone else in her place.

608

Aah.,.

610

Thinkaboutfilm star Ramya.

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She is too busy even to come into your imagination,

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Lookatme, look into myeyes

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thinkabout me in her place and tell methestory,

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Shewas likean electric spark,

620

Straight hairand alwaysworea bindi,

622

She used toalways askquestions.

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ltwas raining lightlythatday both outsideand inside ofmy heart,.

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My girl isgetting married tomorrow Iet her life be _lledwithjoy.

628

Entry into a temple always has a long queue,

630

Special entrywith a short queuewhen you pay Rs50,

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Directentry inside, ifyou pay500,

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And ifyou pay50,OOO theywill bring the lord toyour doorstepand perform the pooja.

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Buteven ifwegiveour life, girlswill always make uswaitfor them,

638

Howlong have you been waiting?

640

Just3 hours.

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lt'sokay it is good to spend time in a temple,

644

When wewaitfora person itdoes not mean thatwe don't haveanything to do,

646

ltjust means that person is more importantthan everything else,

648

Did you knowthe news?

650

From the Known sources l heard about your wedding.

652

Howdo l look?

654

Ha Ha.. Even a donkey Iooksgreatatthisage.

656

sweet hascome straightfrom the beauty parlour,

658

lnstead ofgoing for photos you havecome hereto show sympathy.

660

Glowing face, handswith mehandi,

662

When you smile itfeels like nails being hammered into my heart,

664

Areyou angry?

666

Yes,am angry butnotagainstyou.

668

Areyou not coming to mywedding?

670

You haven'tinvited me,

672

Should l invite you foryourown girl'swedding?

674

Theshoethatyou own, you always leave them outside,

676

ltwalks with you everywhere and stays with you the whole day,

678

Butit has no entry into your house oryour heart,

680

You are mygirl only when it's about my love,

682

Notwhen it comes to yourwedding or relationship,.? Hhhmu,.

684

Ha Ha,Great idea to save pen ink,

686

''Your name in etched in our heart, awarm welcometo you and yourfamily;'

688

Scratch out''etched in our heart';

690

lfnot,every time l see thiscard, Itwill feel like syringing my heart.

692

Kush, pleasedon'tdrink in depression,and growbeard,

694

Ha Ha, Don'tsowsuch ideas in my head,

696

All you girls liketo see yourex-boyfriend roam around in depression,with unshaven beard

698

So you can tell your friends aboutthe Devdas in your lives,

700

Please no..,

702

Never say no and throw yourguy outofyour heart, bedroom and temple.,

704

Because when they go, you will end up feeling sad,

706

lfso, l will leave.,,

708

Neveragain knockat thedoors ofmy heart,

710

As l bid farewell toyou, l requestyou notto leave meand go,

712

l will burn all our memories butplease do notforgetme!,

714

My heart has rusted out, please replace itwith your's

716

l will keep your namefor thegraveofmy dead love

718

give your concent

720

You must come to the hall early at4pm,

722

Why? Haven't you hired anyone to clean up the place?

724

Felt likedropsof holywater being poured into mouth atdeathbed,

726

Mayyou prosper in life,

728

Goddess Lakshmi for wealth, Sarawathi for knowledge, but there's no one for love,

730

l always thoughtshewould be mywife in this life, But,

732

ln this dry season, she has _lled mewith tears

734

Broke my heart into a million pieces, using her loveasa weapon,

736

Huh! Myfavorite movie isonT.Vcome let'swatch,

738

Your's Lovingly.,..

740

Super in the marketin the majestic, Stepon the rail, reach thejail,

742

Areyou all _ne.,?

744

l am completely lostafter falling into this muddy pitcalled love,

746

Girls are like lotus_ower blooming outofthe muddywater,

748

And boysare like rootsofthe_ower.,

750

The roots godeep inside mud and hold it tight.,,

752

Andjust like, itsupplyall the food andwaterfor the _ower to bloom.,.

754

We boys are always ready to sacrifice heart,eyes and even ourselvesforgirls.Yes,.

756

Butyou girls,.

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smileateveryone passing byon the road do notcare for the rootsatall.

760

You get married and settle in life according to the ownerofthegarden, thatsyour parents,.

762

But the rootsdeep inside mud have no idea ofwhat is happening in theoutsideworld, ha ha ha,,

764

ln thesameway Nobody can understand a girl,.

766

Butwe, the boys die in the mud and becomefood for another _ower.

768

The memoriesthat_ood my mind when l sitwithwhiskey in my hand, kill my heart.

770

Like the good friend called cigarette comes hand in hand with an enemy called Cancer.

772

One_ne day, weget run out,.,

774

A procession riding on four shoulders,

776

With women in front shedding crocodile tears, and men at back showering praises after death,

778

Ha ha ha ha,.

780

By chance ifwe survive.

782

Lifewill be like the lastbatsman waiting for batting after loosing 10wickets.

784

Sirsirsir,,watch out. Takeomyour hand, l am steady,

786

You should alwayswalkforward in life. Sirsir sir, you aredrunk,

788

Shhh..,yesyou are right Butyou are notdrunk,

790

The earth looks like it is spinning like a top, Come, let's sitdown here.

792

Here? Come my child sit down here.

794

What happened sir, Iove failure?

796

ldiot,,.my love is success,, l just could not get my girl,.

798

Sir,You looklike you havedone Ph,D in love, Tell me howdoesoneget into love.

800

heyyy.,You don't get into love, it just happens.,

802

Sir, Howdo l know when l am in love?

804

You lookto be in a hurry to fall in love. Yes sir.

806

Very good, letmegive you some tips, listen to mecarefully.

808

Sir..,

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Number 1:When you seethatgirl all you want isto getlostin hereyes

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Number 2: Every step you take with her makes your bond stronger.

814

Number 3: Her touch gives heavenly feeling

816

Number 4:The very second our heart knows that she is the girl,

818

A beautiful song takes birth in our heart,

820

Supersir, super,

822

Are you listening.,?

824

Areyou listening to me? Yes sir, l am.

826

Come here let's sitdown and continue. Here, in thiswater?

828

This is notjustwater, this is my love

830

''When you seethatgirl all you want isto getlostin hereyes.''

832

Power cut.

834

ln today'sworld there is a guidewith tips to fall in love.

836

Do you haveany such dreams ofyour ideal man?

838

Yes, no matter howmuch l scold, he should quietly listen and acceptit,,

840

Heshould cookfor me,

842

Heshould feel my pain when a thorn pricks me,

844

Etc, etc,, Is it,

846

Have you watched Rajinikanth's Robot movie? Yes

848

l will askthe movie directorShankar, to build a robotforyou, marry that

850

You will never_nd a boywith such qualities,

852

Even without having any such qualities, iwas loving oneguy,.

854

Oh, so you havean old love story too?

856

Avery simple story, do you wanna listen?

858

l don'twantto knowabout thestopsthat have passed,

860

l want thestops thatareahead,

862

Legsstart to achewhen youwalk, mouth gets drywhen you talk,

864

Buttheearsdon'tgettired oflistening, soshut upand listen to me.

866

Therewasthisoneguy l liked him a lot,

868

Probably he might be married by now.

870

l will replaceyou in his place forthisstory,

872

Butyou are nowhereclose to him..

874

Hewasvery handsome.

876

He rodean old Rajdooth bike,

878

His namewasJarin, hewas my cousin's friend,

880

Spectacles, long hairwith a clip,

882

Ha, he had a beard too,

884

And hewasan awesome sculpture artist.

886

Beyond all this, he had great respectforwomen.

888

His Paintings. Bike riding style, l liked everything about him,

890

l visited the church oneday,

892

But l felt his speech was too heavy.

894

ln thisjourneyoflife, awomen is a symbol ofsacri_ce,

896

We mustalways respect her,

898

Notjustin the Bible in Hindu scripturestoo, there is a line in Sanskrit,

900

Which means,wherethere is respectforwomen, Godsand angles reside there,

902

That means women stands for purity of soul.

904

A man always has an ego, ''l should earn for my kids myfamily:'

906

Butawomen always makes sacri_es forthesuccessofher husband and kids.

908

She leads a lifefreeofarrogance.,.

910

ltfelt likea boaring lecture but itwas quite impressive.

912

Like someonewho desiresto eatalmond, butend upeating groundnuts

914

Hedreamtofsculpting in ice, butfor nowhe builtsand castles,

916

lce iscold, sand is hot, wonder howheart is.,.

918

Hi.,

920

922

l heard you drill,, Sorry l mean, talkin the church yesterday,very impressive,

924

Thankyou, l wasjust sharing the little knowledge that l have,

926

This sand sculpture is too good, isthere any meaning in this too?

928

Yes, this depicts that the relationship shared by a mother and child is greaterthan thatoffatherand child,.

930

Howis that?

932

Herea father istying his son's shoe laceafter noticing them,

934

Butwith the mother that is not thecase,

936

A new born is devoid ofwords forat leasttwo yearsof its birth,

938

The mother takes care of everything, she knows exactly what her child needs,

940

she feels thechild's pulse in her heart.

942

You are luckyto be born as a woman, a kind hearted soul.

944

You area Christian right?

946

Christian by religion, human by birth,

948

l am acting, he is overacting.

950

Forget it,You knowthe true beauty ofa woman is,.,

952

Stopdrilling my head.

954

You arethinking something?

956

Ah,. l wasthinking, please stop drilling my brain,

958

Hmmm.,,lfi turn around and walkaway wontyou thinkyourselfthis girl looksgreatfrom behind,

960

Sorry, l thinkl have hurtyou.

962

Okay l will leave now, bye.

964

lt's okay.

966

One morning, hewas taking his bike forawalk.

968

970

972

Looks like he is notwell?

974

l have run outof petrol,

976

l have seen you push your bike more than riding it.

978

l tookouta loan when buying this bike,

980

Everything l earn mostly goes into repaying the loan, sometimes l end upwith no moneyfor petrol.

982

Hmmm,You should always buya trouserthat_ts

984

lfyou a buy big onejustcoz it looks good, Itwill slid down oneday and embarrassyou,

986

That's not the case,

988

When you racewith rats and win, you will still be a rat.

990

But,when you racewith tigers and lose, youwill always bea tiger.

992

l had some trusted sources butnoneofthem camethrough.,.

994

Come l will lend you some petrol from my cousin's bike.

996

There is novalue foran empty bottle, a de_ated balloon and a bike running on borrowed petrol,

998

l used to observe him from a distance,

1000

l wanted to bewith him, l wanted to talkto him.

1002

My hand wanted to hold his hand.

1004

Hmmm,You haven't heard me curse yet,

1006

Stop, stop, please, beep, beep, beep

1008

Hopeyour silencerfalls om.

1010

Whatdo l do now. l am already late forcollege,

1012

Hello Hello, stop, stop, thankGod you are here,

1014

Come, drop meo_to Manipal college.

1016

But l am going towards Malpe,

1018

Will your bike say no ifyou turn the handle?

1020

Nothing likethat, shall l drop you to the bus?

1022

Huh! Smarty pants, l lentyou petrol the other day, nowgive me backmy petrol.

1024

No wait, sit l will drop you,

1026

l will hold you tight,will you popawheelie? l don'tknowall that,

1028

You sitbehind and hold me, l will pop a wheelie,

1030

Pollution freevehicle, Ieads to families with happy people.

1032

Honkfor the rightway butblackmail for lifteveryday.

1034

l had decided to share myfeelingsoflovefor him.

1036

But the scenethat unfolded therewas dimerent,

1038

Oh, Ifl ask him what isthis, hewill drill my brain for halfan hour,

1040

Haveyou donated your eyes?

1042

No butl will in future.

1044

Heart?

1046

1048

Yes heart butnotthe entire heart, justa partofitis enough,

1050

Howdo l donateone part?

1052

Let me explain,

1054

He is picking up hisdrill, God save my brain.

1056

Whatis this? Itis Heart.

1058

No itis a symbol for love, for those immature lovers, Wedon't need this.

1060

An actual heart looks like this,

1062

Two atria and moventricles,

1064

Atria and Ventricles.

1066

Yes, thefunction ofthe heartis,

1068

Two parts ofthe heart puri_ blood,

1070

Theother two pump the blood to all parts ofthe body,

1072

Correct,

1074

Love is also divided into four types.

1076

Twostaywithin us and two go outsideofus.

1078

The love thatstayswithin usare our parents, grandparents, and so on.

1080

lt starts within us from our birth,

1082

_ The second one isourfriends our pets,school teachers,

1084

We give birth to this love aswegrowalong.

1086

Whatis the love that leaves us?

1088

Nowthe bird is ready to leave its nest.

1090

There are two type in that too,

1092

Thefirstone is our kids,we don't haveany today buteveryonewill haveone in the future.

1094

Don't you agree.

1096

Dog biscuits may not havedogs butcream biscuits havecream in them.

1098

Which isthesecond type?

1100

Your better half l mean your love!,

1102

l am strong guy but l havea senseofshametoo.

1104

But leaving thataside l am asking you, please let me beyour better half,

1106

Theonewho truly love aretheoneswhoscold the most.

1108

Without asking your opinion, l share with you my feelings with this one line,

1110

l loveyou.

1112

Huh! Hiswords felt likedrops ofrain on a hot summer day.

1114

But l did notlet my happinessshow.

1116

Likea silentcatentering withouta sound, you have planned a lotwithoutgiving mea clue.

1118

You drill a holewithouta drill you playwith colourson a white p'aper,

1120

Build castles in sand, and what not.

1122

Howdo l decide to settlewith you, howwill you takecareofme?

1124

Even the deepest ofoceans have a shallow end,

1126

Thinkabout it,

1128

Okay, come to the beach tomorrow, l will give you an answer.

1130

What time?

1132

l will come before the sun that rose in theeast, sets in thewest.

1134

The thoughtofa guy waiting for you

1136

Exam paper leaking out,

1138

Both givea lotofjoy

1140

Butonecannot share thiswith anyone.

1142

Thatday his handkerchief wiped his tear,

1144

Every time l thinkaboutit, myeyes _ll upwith tears too,

1146

Every one says never trusta manwhocries

1148

Butthatday my trust becamestronger because ofhis tears,

1150

l was not sure ifl was the_rst love ofhis life

1152

But l wanted to bethe Iast in his life,

1154

He isseriously in lovewith you.

1156

The word love itself is too serious,

1158

A known donkey is better than an unknown horse,

1160

You will neverfind a nicerguythan him,

1162

He may be a Christian, a good guy.

1164

You can eatoutand go on a hunger strikeat home, everyonewill agree,

1166

You will geta good friend along with a good husband in him,

1168

Like howyou getthe Sri Lanka mapfreewith the India map.

1170

This notsomething tojokeabout.

1172

No matter howwell we knowthat itwill cure the illness, we are alwaysafraid ofthe injection.

1174

As my heartdancedwith lovefor him, my mind stood silent,

1176

l waited for you yesterday from morning till evening.

1178

l will wait till mydeath,

1180

Wait butalways remember, No governmentvehiclesenter a oneway,

1182

lsthatyourfinal decision?

1184

You haveyourown goals,

1186

Make ice sculptures, go attend the international competition, win awards.

1188

Then a single cough ofyour's make girls stand in queue to holding syrup for you.

1190

Present learners are the future experts.

1192

No matter howtasty powder milk is, a babyalways needsa mother's milkto grow.

1194

After thatday hewent missing for2-3 days.

1196

Whenever we would meet l would irritate him.

1198

Without meeting me hewould irritate me,

1200

l learntthetrue meaning oftheword''Missyou':

1202

My dayswerespentin laughs, lifewas likea river _owing.

1204

Butafter l methim, the silenceofthe ocean and theforceofthe river mixed to give rise to waves oflove in my heart,

1206

My love maintained a good strike rate.

1208

Smiles havefilled up myface,

1210

l like this newfeeling in me,

1212

My dreams havechanged,

1214

Memoriesofa new kind flood my head,

1216

My heartrebelsagainst meand yearnsfor you.

1218

A new_ower blooms in the garden ofmy heart,

1220

Withoutany reason,., l have made thedecision,

1222

l havefallen in love soon.

1224

1226

1228

1230

1232

1234

1236

1238

1240

l decided thatday tosurrender myselfto him but he had decided to sail awayfrom me.

1242

1244

You havea nice glowin yourface today?

1246

l washed itwith soap,

1248

All these days?

1250

l used itbutwith thewrapper still on.

1252

Where were all these days, l could not reach you on your mobile either.

1254

l was in Mumbai,

1256

1258

To get my passportdone,

1260

Forwhat reason,.?

1262

Ha Ha, Every girl accepts a guy's love to becometheir lover,

1264

But you have rejected my love and becomea Godess in my life.

1266

l do not understand?

1268

ln some days l will be watching the stars from another land.

1270

Whatdoes thatmean?

1272

l misunderstood my infatuation as love,

1274

But l have now realized thespelling dimerence in Loveand Life.

1276

You knowmydream ofone sculpting in ice.

1278

l met myfather's friend fewdays back.

1280

He has promised toget mea lecturer post atthe Iceland sculpture institute.

1282

Aah., Ouch,.

1284

Sorry,

1286

Bygoing there l can earn a name, fulfill mygoalsand getsome peaceof mind.

1288

l havegotten bored ofthiscountry, l don'twantto stay hereanymore,

1290

Peopleapologies for stepping on thefoot butdon'teven realizewhen theyarestomping on the heart.

1292

There isa saying 'Agrain should boil till it becomes rice:

1294

Correct, you tried to boil, l could not boil.

1296

Hmmm,When areyou leaving?

1298

There isonesmall problem,

1300

l need one lakh rupees,

1302

l have requested some of my friends,

1304

Assoon as l get the money l will leave.

1306

ln our game oflove, hewas happy abouthis exit,

1308

l was sad about mytime ofentry,

1310

Should l talkto him once?

1312

lf Iwanted him l would have carried him on my shouldersand come,

1314

But he said a fewwords that,.,

1316

Lovewasjustattraction.

1318

He is likea pen withouta re_ll now.

1320

Why should boys always sacri_ce, Iet us become a Devdas once too.

1322

1324

1326

Why are you sad?

1328

Nothing, l am not getting the loan anywhere,

1330

Whyworrywhen there isgold athome, pawn thegold and _y happily.

1332

No, l don'twant,

1334

lfyou wanted it, you would not have gotten the money.

1336

Sometimestears are a sign ofhappiness, while smiles are a cover upofsadness,

1338

l will never beable to repay yourgoodwill,

1340

Oh so there is no plan of returning backmy money?

1342

No, atpresentl don't haveanything to giveyou.

1344

l had already decided that l would leavethis bike foryou.

1346

You have to drop me to the airport in this bike.

1348

l dropped the boywho dropped outofmy lifeto the airport.

1350

Sincethen there has been no calls, no letters, no memories.

1352

A fence in its thorn, Snake in itsteeth, Datura in its seeds have poison in them,

1354

But boys have it right in their hearts,

1356

Notall men arethesame,.,

1358

Hello, yes l had.,.

1360

Abomb hasgone omin my heart,

1362

l will express my feelings Iaterwith the meanings.

1364

Whatrice item you like to have?

1366

Bisi Bele Bath.

1368

Doyou know howto prepare it?

1370

Ya Actually.,.

1372

l have no idea, l thinkthey usewheat_our in it.

1374

Such a poor kiddo,so innocent,does not even knowhowto open the chocolatewrapper,

1376

Let'swalkto the farm and eatsomething there.

1378

l am nota tribal toeatin a farm,

1380

wewere born likewise,,

1382

Come itwill bea good changeover foryou.

1384

You forgot the umbrella, l should forgetyou instead,.,

1386

Wait,

1388

Here hold the umbrella, You will getwet ifit rains,

1390

Big deal, let's getwet ifitrains,

1392

Why doyou have reminder on your phoneforeverything.

1394

My memory istoo powerful, that'swhy.

1396

Your _ashback story was good,

1398

But no matter how much a girl triesto become a Devdasshewill never beableto growa beard,

1400

Looks like we entering someone else's farm.

1402

Every guy looks forward to stamping their pole,

1404

You arethinking so much tojump across someoneelse's pole.

1406

Ha Ha,Jumping, seeing ordoing isall secondary,

1408

But l _rstapply fora license,

1410

And then enter the heart directly.

1412

The rainbow is so colourful.,.

1414

Wow, Lookatthat.,.

1416

Come come,

1418

'' Her touch will feel like heaven ''

1420

There is nothing toeathere.

1422

Wash your hands_rst.

1424

Laterwewill go.

1426

Hey,Where is mychain?

1428

Oh shit,you kept ithere?

1430

l don'tknowget it backnow.

1432

l don't know how to swim, please l don't know howto swim,

1434

l don'tknowhow, butl wantmy ring back.

1436

l had kept itas my grand-dad's memory,

1438

l will kill you,

1440

l am now looking atthe second most beautiful girl in thisworld.

1442

Who is the _rstone?

1444

Yourself, butwhen you smile.

1446

Heee.,!!! smile.,.

1448

My heart has taken a newturn, Nurturing this love starts from this momenton,

1450

''Thevery second your heartknows that this isthegirl, A beautiful song takes birth there, ''

1452

Feelings are bestdescribed when sky changes its colour,

1454

i'm so much immersed in love, which insist my hearttofly

1456

ln thegarden ofmy heart, memories bloom like _owers,

1458

Those cute little words, your beautiful eyes, haunting me every moment.

1460

The melody ofyour smile, hasstrukmy heart likean arrow,

1462

Akind ofnewdisturbance has started in my heart

1464

Howcould you forgetto help meout from thedisturbance ?

1466

Dear., O., Dear,.,You opened thewindowsofmy heart!

1468

Shower mewith your love, without any expectations.

1470

1472

1474

Asetof newexpectations has been _owing around

1476

Bless mewith your loveand take me close, without wasting anytime,

1478

Actas ifyour searching me, by blinking youreyes

1480

Concentrateon the languageoflove without seeing anywords

1482

haunting me every moment.,

1484

1486

Hello

1488

Haveyou guysalready decided? exchangedThamboolam already?

1490

l don't knowaboutThamboolam, But my hearthas been exchanged.

1492

Does shefeel thesame? May be.

1494

Wait, l will con_rm with her.

1496

Dr, Ithihasini, she is the samegirl whowas in that photowith Amar,

1498

Hey, where are you?

1500

Amar and Ithihasini areat temple she is not her,

1502

l have mydoubtsafter seeing a doctorcerti_cate here,

1504

Did you tell them anything?

1506

No, l wasconfused so i disconnected the call and called you up immediately.

1508

Don'ttell them anything yet.

1510

l will _nd outwho she really isand give you a call.

1512

Okay, but have you seriously exchanged your heart?

1514

ltis my heart, nota showroom.

1516

Heywhat's up!

1518

This is Pradeep, today's news on Radio City 91 .1 FM is that..

1520

ThevoiceofRadio City is mute with no noise,

1522

l was listening to that storyyou weresharing on radio, by anychance is ityour brother'sstory?

1524

Yes.

1526

Where is he now, where has the story come to now?

1528

Howis theweather on your end?

1530

Weather was good but it changed just now,.,

1532

lt is becauseyou.,.

1534

Wheredid you doyour M,B.B,S?

1536

ln a college.

1538

l meantwhich college?

1540

You askme in which hall arewegetting married, l will giveyou an answer,

1542

Moreover, l don'twantto knowaboutthestops that have passed, l want thestops thatare next,

1544

Feels like i missed a stop somewhere.

1546

Ha ha Okay, tell me howdid you fall in lovewith your ex?

1548

We fell in loveoutof misunderstanding, we broke upafter understanding.

1550

Forget it. Which subject did you specialize in?

1552

l havegotten bored ofstudying the subjectfor so manyyears.

1554

Let's not talkabout it, askmeaboutsomething else.

1556

l told you about myad completely right,,? Nowyou tell mesomething aboutyourself,

1558

Okay, l studied in Bhuvamma Medical College

1560

Bhuvamma Medical college, where does it come?

1562

ltwill comewhereeveryou want, Just listen to me,

1564

Specialized in Apocopology,

1566

Ah! Apo..

1568

lt isa medical term, a common man will not understand.

1570

Okay, can l see your doctor certificate, l always wanted to see one

1572

l understand thatyou nowknowthe situation, howdid you find out?

1574

l found outwho Ithihasini is.

1576

Why all this drama,

1578

Whoareyou,why did you do all this, thesequestions are pricking my heart now.

1580

Actually, l came hereto givesomething, meanwhileyoursistergavea phone call,

1582

l pretended to be Ithihasini on the phone,

1584

Came to knowyou arecoming hereto meet Ithihasini,

1586

She is little dumb, Shewould agree to any random guy,

1588

So, l made upa prankto testyou.

1590

1592

So i was the laughing stock, Whywereyou here?

1594

l came heretogive a wedding invitation,

1596

Who's wedding?

1598

My parents,who elsewill it be,

1600

lts Mine,

1602

Don't you believe me?

1604

No,

1606

Nandiniweds Harish.

1608

ln both Bhandana and Mungaru Male Movies, the heroine's name is Nandini.

1610

ln both the movies heroends upalone.

1612

My life also has the same fate.

1614

Okay timefor me to leave,

1616

Before leaving lockthe door and dropthe key in the pot.

1618

This is Rachna on RadioCity 91,1 FM hosting''ChowChow Bath''

1620

Because R,J Nethra is on leavetoday,

1622

Remember the story l was narrating aboutthe boy in Coorg on hiswayto meetthegirl.

1624

Nowhe hasfallen in lovewith thegirl, apparently,she is notthe girl hewas supposed to meet.

1626

Actually,who is this girl, whatwould happen.. l will tell you in detail.,.

1628

ln sometime,.,

1630

Hey,duplicate Nandini,wait.,.

1632

Heyduplicate Nandini,

1634

Thedateon the card you showed me has been expired, right?

1636

Anotherdrama to avoid me,

1638

l will tell you something duplicate Nandini,

1640

l don'tneed whoareyou, where you havecomefrom.

1642

But l haveseriously fallen in lovewith you,

1644

lfl ever getmarried itwill beyou,

1646

Hey, you wished to eatcarrot andwhyareyou ending upwith radish now?

1648

Sometimes thejourney 5eem5 memorable than the destination,

1650

Actually l fell in lovewith you, as soon as l sawyou today morning while taking snaps.

1652

You fell in lovewith me the minute you saw me?

1654

Love is blind, ithas no boundaries

1656

lfyou sitdown and think, the person isgood or bad, educated or not, itwill beagain an arranged marriage.

1658

So.,.

1660

So nowyou arethe needleand l am the thread,

1662

Like howthe needle and thread come together, l have decided to spend my entire lifewith you.

1664

Thatis the end for all yourdrama.

1666

Hmmm, Howsureare you thatl will feel thesame.

1668

Ha ha, Ifyou throwa ball againsta wall, won'tthewall return the ball back,

1670

Such a sweetheartyou are, If l loveyou, won'tyou love me in return,

1672

Even a greatcricket player mighthave dropped atleastonecatch in his life,

1674

Whatifl am that drop catch in your life,

1676

Love is likedeath in slowmotion, l have had my shareofexperience,

1678

Thereare manyadvantages offalling in love, Speakeralways sounds right,

1680

Your parentsdon'tneed toworryabout_nding a guy, you already knowwheretheguyfills the petrol and how big hiswalletis.

1682

Also, there is no question ofdowry in a love marriage,

1684

So,will you notaskfor dowry?

1686

Thanksforasking me about my marriage,

1688

Dowry isa cancer thathas spread in our society. Itshould becompletelyeradicated,

1690

Whatifthegirl'sfather insists,

1692

He insistor persist, l will notacceptdowry.

1694

Butfor the sake ofher safety, l will requestfora fewthings.

1696

Whatare thosethings?

1698

lmagine l getmarried to a beautiful girl like you.

1700

Okay,

1702

Thanks, now after ourwedding,

1704

We sing a duet, run around trees in Ooty, for thatcold weatherand yourfather'sdreams ofbecoming a grand father.

1706

lmagine you conceive.

1708

l will notimagine,., butcontinue.

1710

l will bealways travelling on work,

1712

Atthesame time mywife, that's you, may havegofordelivery,

1714

You can'twalkaround the road looking for an auto,

1716

So foryour safety a car with A,Cwill be good.

1718

What else?

1720

Due to ill fateorjealous people, l end up losing myjob,

1722

Weend upon thestreets as l will be bankruptto pay rent,

1724

To avoid any such situations, a60x40 site,

1726

By hookorcrook l will build a house.

1728

l will name the houseafteryou,

1730

But, i will register it in my name.

1732

Then l will beworking hard outside,

1734

You will be alone athome, soan LCDT,Vwould entertain you.

1736

No need of3D features

1738

But l will paythecablefees.

1740

What ifyou diewith an expired insurance policy.

1742

Huh..!

1744

l will askmyfatherto deposit some money in the bank,

1746

Yes, that is a very good idea.

1748

Even herspit is sweet.

1750

All men arethesame, there is noend to yourgreed.

1752

Yeah right!We are the onesasking for reservationseverywhere.

1754

Men act like Devdas fora coupleofdays, you forgeteverything onceyou see another girl,

1756

Nobody smokes a cigarette for the smoke, when we get high on a cigarette like you, smoke is natural,

1758

ln the nameoflove, you men spoil lives,

1760

We fall in loveat_rstsight, and waitfor thewhole life.

1762

You breakup and forget us in a second, though you lovefor the lifetime

1764

You men are theones following usaround likedogs.

1766

Okay, okay,

1768

Let your Pomeranian walk ahead, Our Doberman shall follow it,

1770

Okay, tell me where have we come?

1772

l grow mushrooms here,

1774

Such a big palaceto grow mushrooms?

1776

Though thejackfruit is huge, Isn'tthe pulp insidesmall,

1778

Nowtell meyour _ashbackstoryfrom beginning.

1780

No chance, ladies_rst, you tell mewho areyou _rst.

1782

There is no _rstor lastin a circle,

1784

You tell meyourstory_rst, l will tell you minewhen wewalk back home.

1786

1788

Lets enter my _ashback through this front door,

1790

Statutory warning, Shhh, please close at least one ofyour ears.

1792

Mornings are spent in gym,

1794

Noon playing carrom,

1796

Evening with rum.

1798

Thatis howweend upourday,

1800

Words thatwe make up

1802

Becomeour anthem,

1804

Hum the tune ifyou like it,

1806

Seal your ears ifyou don't,

1808

Girlsaround shining like a star,

1810

Faces _lled with smiles.

1812

When you try going close,

1814

They become not reachable.

1816

Shameless we are,

1818

Cold hearted a little

1820

Sweetand spicy,

1822

Our life isa mixtureofboth.

1824

My heartis simple,

1826

lt isan old model,

1828

To meet newgirls,

1830

There isalways a temple.

1832

We don't know the existance ofGod, but we still visit temples.

1834

Field clear.

1836

1838

We don't knowwhetherwegetajob or not, butwestill attend interviews.

1840

We don't knowwhetherwewill passor fail, butwe still _ll up the answer sheet,

1842

We are here in this templetoday,

1844

Where students expecting to fail have lined up,

1846

bribe God to pass them in exams,

1848

Let usgo and havea little chatwith them,

1850

over to our reporter Kasthuri,

1852

Let us interview the devotees here,

1854

Tell us,whydo you visit temples ?

1856

Toshare my problems and to seeksome solutions.

1858

To minus my sins and to boost myfortunes.

1860

Okay,What are your reasons?

1862

Mangala, Aarathi, Deepa, Pushpa, Archana, Shanti.

1864

What?

1866

Shanti, for peaceofmind.

1868

Any other reasons to visit temples?

1870

What other reason, dude? Prasadam, to eat prasadam,

1872

Dude,Anything from a girl's hand isso tasty

1874

Who gave you that Prasadam?

1876

Some homelygirl over theregave me dude.

1878

Homelygirlsare hard tofind,

1880

But in templeevery girl will bedressed up homely,

1882

Uday,can you hear me?

1884

Hey,

1886

Dude, Hey.

1888

Please excuse us take a short break!.

1890

Tell medude,

1892

Whatdid you prayfor?

1894

l prayed forall three ofus,

1896

Hopeweclear theexam, end upworking in thesame oMce together,

1898

Whataboutyou?

1900

My not pass okay, but he do not pass,

1902

Hybrid ofKannada plus English, your English paperwill burn up in smoke.

1904

Aah.,

1906

1908

l asked God to pass my exams, only ifyou all cleartheexamsaswell

1910

Whatifwe all fail?

1912

Don'tworry about them God, just make sure l pass.

1914

1916

Hello, is it?

1918

Heyguys, resultsareout.

1920

We spentthewhole night trying,

1922

But itcameoutearly morning, the results,

1924

Passed in Kannada,

1926

Butjustfail in Maths,

1928

The other subjects?

1930

Completely fail.

1932

Kannada victory.,.

1934

English tragedy,.,

1936

Maths complete horror story.

1938

Oh Shit! l failed in English bro,

1940

itis unpossible,

1942

You wanted to pass alone andwished both ofus to fail,

1944

Nowsee God bowled a googly and made the three stumps fall atonce,

1946

We both ofthree membersfailed and proved, 3 dimerentbodies but 1 soul,

1948

Threewheels butsame engine, likean auto rickshaw,

1950

Creditcard had credit,

1952

Debitcard had debit,

1954

Butthe markscard had no marks in it.

1956

The subject is very interesting,

1958

Let's study for another year.

1960

Madam isalso so nice,

1962

Like everyother day l waswalking backfrom theAndalamma park,

1964

lt happened to be loveat halfsightanyways.,

1966

The meaning of Ioveat halfsightis,

1968

''Afeeling oflovetaking flightin my heart, with just a glimpse.

1970

She is the guiding lightofmy life,

1972

She is the mother ofmy naughty kids,

1974

She may be a widowor married,

1976

But l wish to live and die in herarms''

1978

This is not the meaning ofloveat halfsightanyways.,

1980

Girl is smokin hot man !!

1982

Somehow l haveto make herfall in lovewith me''

1984

This is the meaning of Iove athalfsight,

1986

Nota girl who doesn't make meturn around and lookfor her

1988

Nevertroublesagain and again in mydreams,

1990

She doesn't havecurly hairs neither blue eyes,

1992

But l don't know, l fell in lovewith her.

1994

Madam, when l lookat you,

1996

ltfeels likeyou arethe pole and l am the rope.

1998

Look howall the ropesare hugging the pole,

2000

l don't knowwhy, butmy left hand is itching today.

2002

Lookatmy sandal itis alreadytorn a little,

2004

lt is not likeyou are the most beautiful,

2006

l feltlikefalling in love with you when l looked atyou.

2008

You are nota stud anyways,

2010

l don'teven feel like being friend with you when l lookatyou,

2012

Oh,

2014

lt isokay even you don'tfall in love,

2016

Butdo not rejecta friendship,

2018

You can buya pen ifyou loseone,

2020

Butifyou lose a pen cap you will never_nd a newone.

2022

Loafer.

2024

Everygirl looks nicefrom behind,

2026

Butonly a few looks nicefrom front.

2028

There was something wrong with my eyes that day,

2030

She looked like the most beautiful from everyangle.

2032

l had this habitof trying to hit a target,

2034

But l always missed the target.

2036

One_neday, Surey l don't knowwhich tree it is,

2038

Butunder thattree, l realized onething,

2040

lnstead of trying to feed many birds,

2042

Whatifl tried with one bird,

2044

Wont the bird bite thegrain, at leastonce.

2046

l decided toapply this newfound logic,

2048

Sure, l will make friendshipwith her,

2050

HowdiMcultit isto tiea lace, once you weara shoe.

2052

Why are you following me?

2054

Don't you come behind me, Okay.

2056

You don'trespectwomen, don'tyou havea sister?

2058

l do have,

2060

But l don'thavegirlfriends,

2062

My brother is blackbelt in karate,

2064

Your brother isjust

2066

But l always prefer black belt.

2068

Onesecond let mecheck,

2070

Yes black belt.

2072

Boys too have virginity.

2074

Chained dog coming behind, walks awaywhen you free it,

2076

Butyou alwayscome behind me,

2078

But,

2080

My sincerity level is greater than dog's.

2082

l don'tbelieve in all such things. l am not that typeofa girl,

2084

Even l am notthat typeofa guyeither,

2086

Please note.

2088

My phone is notworking from morning, l am fed upwith it,don't irritate me.

2090

ls it, Let me check, give me,

2092

9845.,.

2094

ltsgood, its ringing.

2096

You seem likea nice guy.

2098

Yes, for sure,

2100

2102

Friends.

2104

2106

Remember only friends,

2108

Takedown my phone number,

2110

l alreadycalled up my numberfrom your phone,

2112

Girl after resisted newlyto the area, Won'tshe come to beauty parlour ?

2114

Some bikesdon'tstart with a single kick,

2116

But l don'tgive up thateasily till it starts

2118

When a girl sits on the bike covering her face holding ontoyou,

2120

lt isclearthat she has fallen in love,

2122

Wherearewe?

2124

This is my favourite place,

2126

l come here regardlessofhowl am feeling.

2128

Haveyou everfallen in love?

2130

Therewere a fewwho knocked on thedoorofmy heart,

2132

Butnoneofthem dared to open itand enter.

2134

Don't you want to knowabout me?

2136

l don'tthinkabout the balls l have beaten,

2138

l concentrate on the ball l am going toface next.

2140

l haven'thad a crush on anyone yet,

2142

Close your zip.

2144

Ha ha, There is nothing inside,.,

2146

Oh shit,

2148

l thoughtyou were talking about my bag zip.

2150

l was talking aboutyour bag zip itself.

2152

ljustdropped her home, she is calling meso soon,

2154

Tell me,

2156

Kush,whatare you doing?

2158

Drinking comee,

2160

Watch the news now,

2162

2164

What's the matter?

2166

Justwatch the news and then come to college,

2168

Attheend ofthewedding lunch,

2170

lfthewaterglass isempty,

2172

lt is quite obviousthat itiswaiting for buttermilk.

2174

We stood wearing the uniform oflove,

2176

But name badgewas with friendshipwritten on it.

2178

Yummy.

2180

This lemon rice isawesome.

2182

l prepared itwith yesterday's rice.

2184

That iswhy itis too good in taste,

2186

You like lemon ricea lot, right?

2188

l like Ginnu a lot,

2190

But l am hungry enough toeatanything now.

2192

Eat nicely,

2194

Did youwatch the news l told you about.

2196

Yes l watched,

2198

But there was nothing interesting in it,

2200

ltwasaboutsome murder.,.

2202

2204

Thatmurderer is not your brother right?

2206

2208

It's notthe murder

2210

The news reporterwore a nice ring

2212

l have always wanted to wear that kind of ring.

2214

2216

l comefrom a family thatvisitsa templeto pray, notto seewhateveryone iswearing,

2218

Moreover,

2220

l have already borrowed money from my sister for exam fees,

2222

l can'taskhere again.

2224

Am l notdemanding you to get it now?

2226

Eatquicklyand emptythe box, l haveto go backhome,

2228

Love is nice, sacri_ce is forever, butfriendship is magically, beautiful, Afriend in need isa friend indeed.

2230

Send meyour account number l will depositthe money.

2232

Thanksdude, l will messageyou rightaway, depositas soon as possible,

2234

The bird isenjoying thegrain nicely,

2236

Aaahaha.,

2238

Lookatthat smile on your face,

2240

The onewho once said love is meantonly forfiction,ended up in love marriage.

2242

The Creator of Premaloka ended up in an arrange marri!age.

2244

Wecan'tsaywhat exactly loveand life is,

2246

Shake your thoughts and turn them around,

2248

l knewthe moment you asked mefor a pencil,

2250

You would askme fora eraser soon.

2252

l want to seeyou in saree.

2254

Yes,You will see me in a sareeon mywedding day,

2256

Butwill you be standing next to me?

2258

Orwaiting in theguestqueue?

2260

Lets see,

2262

To havea child after marriage, one hastowaitfor nine months

2264

2266

Afewsecondsareenough, forfriendship to turn into love,

2268

l loveyou, one.

2270

l loveyou, too.

2272

Sameas this,

2274

You will always ful_ll all mywishes, afterour marriage right?

2276

Does anyonefeed a _sh even after itgets hooked to the rod.

2278

Congrats dude,

2280

Thanks dude,

2282

What does l love you one, mean?

2284

Ha ha, Itmeans you arethe_rstone in my life.

2286

Shesaid l love you two.

2288

Don't mind,

2290

Howisyour love story going on?

2292

Statutory warning, please close one of your ears,

2294

Hihihi,.

2296

Feeling socold outhere, right?

2298

Will u leave your hand?

2300

l said,will you leaveyour hand which is holding mine,

2302

2304

What happened?

2306

Nothing,

2308

For a second, i felt like the doors ofheavenwere opening.

2310

What happened, you look turned o_withoutremote.

2312

Then what,

2314

You askmeto leave the hand, Which l am supposed to hold itfor lifetime.

2316

Nothing like that,

2318

My favoriteT,Vshow is on, l have to go now

2320

From onwards l will let you hold my hand,

2322

then while leaving i will leave my hands

2324

Yes, yes.,

2326

We need 5 runsfrom 1 ball, l am confidentthatyou can do it.

2328

2330

Lastweek he said thesame and cost us 500 bucks.

2332

Hello, is it.,

2334

Okay, l will be there in

2336

Okay bowl.

2338

Actually we needed 5 runs om 6 balls,

2340

When l couldn't score a single run in 5 balls,

2342

Will l score5 runs in 1 ball?

2344

2346

Why did you call me?

2348

l need to buy a hard disk, comewith me.

2350

Sorry, hero hasdate problem, heroine has rate problem.

2352

2354

l havean exam today afternoon,

2356

Wereyou playing cricket, having exam?

2358

Don'twe boys stareatother girls, even afterwe are engaged.

2360

Don't peddlethe cycletoo much, chain getscut.

2362

l wish,

2364

l wanna playcricketwith you,

2366

Why so.,

2368

Every guy wishes to play Kabbadi with a girl,

2370

butyou alone.,.

2372

After Spending Days in Love,

2374

There was awaiting a breaking news,

2376

What the, ,.,,.,,

2378

_ne?

2380

Ah,

2382

Fine.

2384

Dude, Did you hear aboutthe big news?

2386

No,.

2388

Shall i tell you?

2390

Tell me, but l am notgoin to listen,

2392

Asuitable alliance has come to meet Kush'sgirl Priya today.

2394

Kasthuri,what is happening there?

2396

Yes Uday, there is a lotof disturbance here, l can't hearanything.

2398

Theretrulywasa lotofdisturbance l could hardly hearanything.

2400

l was not smoking cigarette in tension,

2402

l wasenjoying myfood.

2404

Like a lightning in the sky,

2406

My girl walked into the room.

2408

Why didn'tyou pick up my call?

2410

There was no strength in my hand.

2412

Howdid you know that l was here?

2414

Kasthuri told me.

2416

l need to talkto you.

2418

Why you are sad?

2420

l have run outofgas at home.

2422

2424

There is an extra gascylinder athome,

2426

Looks like there is going to bea big eventcoming soon.

2428

l don'twant love, don'twant a lover either, l will live with the memories.,.

2430

You lookdi_erenttoday.

2432

No matter how experienced you are in the past,

2434

You mustpretend as _rst timer in your_rst night.

2436

lfnotanything you will at leastsavesomeface.

2438

Words that l speak may bevulgar,

2440

Butwhen theycomefrom the heart, they havesome meaning l suppose,

2442

l thinkyou areworried aboutsomething else.

2444

l will leave now,

2446

2448

l am leaving now,

2450

Do you need money fairfor the auto-rikshaw?

2452

Heyyy.,

2454

Whydoyou haveto reporteverything to her?

2456

Sorry,.

2458

Shetold methat her parents are thinking ofher marriage athome.

2460

Soshewanted to talk to you seriously about it,

2462

When thetonguegets hurt, it heals.

2464

Butwhen thetongue hurts others in speech, it never heals.,.

2466

l need toapologize her,

2468

Sorry,.,

2470

Okay,.

2472

Did thegascylinder getdelivered?

2474

Yes, free delivery,

2476

Sometimes you don't understand my feelings atall.

2478

When thingsaretoo close, you can hardly see,

2480

Butasthey driftaway, you seeeverything clearly,

2482

l was not sure ifl could throwcoloursat her.

2484

Butwithin.,,

2486

We laughed and danced playing with colours,

2488

Our ill fate satin the Innova car Watching us from far,

2490

Whowas that?

2492

My brother.

2494

Huh..,??

2496

Your brother, the karate black belt brother right?

2498

lt isokay,you have cleared your exams right,

2500

You _nd somejobor theother.

2502

Somehow he might agree,.,

2504

Actually,

2506

l havefailed in Maths,

2508

My brother kicks byyou saying, You areas good asonewithoutanything,

2510

Nothing to worry.,

2512

My friend isstarting a newcompany, l will bethe managerthere.

2514

When in need, peoplewill help you lighta candle,

2516

But they leave when theyaredone,

2518

And you will have to payfor the candleyourself,

2520

l will takecare ofeverything,

2522

All l could hearon thatfateful day, werethesoundsofbreaking glasses.

2524

Probably theywere all signsofa break up.

2526

Let us run away.

2528

Why run, let's takean auto,

2530

Kush,.

2532

Then what.,

2534

Howcan l run awaywith you, Ieaving mysister alone.

2536

Whatdowe do then?

2538

Let'swaitforanother2 years,

2540

No way,

2542

My parents won't agree,

2544

lfthatsthething,

2546

Then let's come together,

2548

And give birth toa new life,

2550

Then your parents will agree,..

2552

l don'tthink l can live with someone likeyou,

2554

l nurtured a beautiful _ower, with mydreams.

2556

Today l stand with tearfilled eyes, as itsliped awayfrom me.

2558

Get lost.,.

2560

You are notthe only heroine in the cinema.

2562

fora girl ifyou can have such an attitude, l am a guy, you think l don't havesome?

2564

Even a petdog bites when you step on it'stail,

2566

But itrepents later.

2568

l too faced thesame situation,

2570

After ordering by2 co_ee, l alone used to drink them both,

2572

l sat in waitofher phonecall,

2574

Whatthe luck,,

2576

Creditcard, mobileomers, loan o_ers wereall thecalls my phone received,

2578

Therewas no call from her atall,

2580

Thatday l realized howdiMcultit is to livewithoutthe loved one in my life.

2582

Finallysachin scored his 100th century.,

2584

Where haveyou been all thesedays?

2586

l will tell you everything later,

2588

Cometo the park in halfan hour,

2590

Halfan hour!

2592

Butwhereare you?

2594

l am atthe Spa getting ready,

2596

l will be there in halfan hour,

2598

2600

Will she reallycome in halfan hour?

2602

Aguy never come on time,

2604

AGirl gets ready late everytime.

2606

Butthesurprise is,

2608

We both were readyand met at the exact time.

2610

Cigarette, alcohol, paan, kaini, gutkha, marijuana, drugs,.

2612

Noneofthem can competewith the high a sightofyourgirl in sareecan give.

2614

You lookvery happy today.

2616

Because l am with kush that iswhy.

2618

Wasthereany talks in your house?

2620

Lets nottalkaboutthat,

2622

Howdo l looktoday?

2624

No matter how much you painta crow, Itwill bea crow, nevera peacock,

2626

2628

A Peacock is always a peacock,, It looks beautiful.,

2630

Especiallywith itswings open,.,

2632

Okay okay,

2634

Come let's go,

2636

lt is notgood omen to askwherewe are going.

2638

Yes correct.

2640

2642

Without knowing the route ifyou get intoa bus, ittakesyou to unknown places,.

2644

But l was notsurewhereshewould take me, she showed mea wonderful time.

2646

First she treated meto haveGinnu.

2648

Then she played bookcricketwith me.

2650

Finally shetookme to myfavorite bridge.

2652

But bythen my doubts had cropped up, Thatthe next stopofheaven might be hell

2654

Here, l boughtyou a costlygiftfor you.

2656

l can't believe that you aregiving me a gift,

2658

Not bad..

2660

l don'tseethe ring l gave you.

2662

2664

Shewas always likean electric spark,

2666

But nowshe stood silent.

2668

Just 10 minutes leftfor the end oftheworld.

2670

Why are you silent,

2672

l thoughtyou wanted to talkto me?

2674

l don'tknowhowtotell you,

2676

Therewere no darkclouds in the skythatday,

2678

Buta storm wasgrowing in my heart,

2680

Sawsome lightnings in hereyes,.,

2682

l knowexactlywhat has happened.

2684

2686

You don'tworry,

2688

Your parents might have selected a boyforyou in middle,

2690

Thatmust beyourengagement ring,

2692

The sparkleofthe gold tells the story.

2694

Look,

2696

l havetossed out mysim card,

2698

l will nevercall you again.

2700

l will delete my Facebookaccounttoo.

2702

lfl ever,

2704

See you atpolioortheatre queue in thefuture,

2706

l will walkaway and notdisturbyou,

2708

But, ifyou get married and widowed,

2710

Or your husband ditchesyou,

2712

Don't think twice about coming back to me,

2714

But, Ifl am married to someone by then,

2716

Don'teven thinkofme in your dreams,

2718

Because, l don'twanna puta girl through thesame thatyou have put me into.

2720

Take backyour gift,

2722

Costly gift.,

2724

lt is likean expired medicine now,

2726

ltwill kill than heal.

2728

But you've always wanted a gift from me.

2730

So this is like a lastwish granted beforethedeath sentence,

2732

You thinkyou'veful_lled all mydreams, mywishes.,.

2734

With one day'sworth ofhappiness,

2736

You aregiving mea lifetimeworth oftearsfree,

2738

Butwhy should l cry, when l still have a future.

2740

But, in thistemporary life, l did have one permanentdream.

2742

Thatwas tospend this lifewith you.

2744

But,,!

2746

While riding bike,

2748

l neverworea helmet when l waswith you,

2750

Because, l was proud toshow myselfwith you to theworld,

2752

l should have understood when you saton my bikecovering yourfacewith a veil.

2754

My lastwordsforyou,

2756

Live happily, no matterwhereyou are, whatyou are, withwhom you are,

2758

l am alreadyan ex boyfriend now,

2760

l can'tsay anything more.,.

2762

Good Bye..,

2764

Why you go bywalk, wait l will dropyou.

2766

You havealreadydropped me now,

2768

From nowonwards l have to startwalking andworking out.

2770

Wantto impress newgirls.

2772

Thatday l felta 500hp motor run in my heart,

2774

But l did notlet tears _owoutofmyeyes.

2776

She stood there with a few tears

2778

Which wereofno use,.,

2780

My mind has gone numb,

2782

My heartdrowning down,

2784

This moment nowl can hardly feel,

2786

feeling like listening to theopinion ofmy tears

2788

Lifewason thefastlane,

2790

But in oneway,

2792

Thattoo in an oppositedirection,

2794

l was in thetemple to clear mythoughts,

2796

God appeared from the opposite side.

2798

Good morning,.

2800

Sir, l wasjust thinking aboutyou.

2802

Look,When you open a soda bottle, gas naturally run up,

2804

What happened to your results?

2806

Sir 98O_o.,

2808

920/o,..

2810

Ha ha,.,

2812

Look,a lie should be sogood, Thateven thetruth should believe it,

2814

Sir, the mathssubjectyou lectured, hascommitted suicidesir.

2816

Howcan you beso cool aboutlife, Kush?

2818

Howwill you lead your life?

2820

Everything is planned already sir,

2822

l will get married with my parent's money,

2824

And live my life on thedowry money.

2826

Kush asa friend can l giveyou an advice?

2828

Yes sir,

2830

Treat me asa friend,

2832

Okay dude.

2834

Aah.,.!

2836

Thatis the reason sir,

2838

Footwear should always be kept outside

2840

Ha ha ha,.,,

2842

lt isokay,dude,

2844

Look, Itis clearthat you are not interested in studies,

2846

lnserta kama for it,

2848

lnsertKama?

2850

No need, end itwith a fullstop.

2852

Why shouldn'tyou work in anAdvertising company?

2854

l will recommend you,

2856

Take this,

2858

Attend an interview in this company.

2860

You always come up with unique ideas,

2862

You will bequitesuccessful there.

2864

Sir, b,b, butyou havealways hated those same ideas,

2866

Kush,when theschool bell rings in the morning, kidsdrag their feettoschool unhappily,

2868

Butwhen the same rings in theevening they run out happily,

2870

The same way,

2872

With time even our thinking changes,

2874

Sir,

2876

l wastheonewho hityou on your head on thesendomday,

2878

lwastheonewhowrotea fake letter to yourwifeaccusing you ofan illicitamair,

2880

You knowthem too.

2882

After all this,

2884

You still haveconcern on meand my life in your heart

2886

You area trueteacher sir,

2888

l havea bad back pain,

2890

Butstill l will fall to yourfeetfor blessings.

2892

l thoughtan interview would be in an AC room,

2894

But mine is on the roadside shop.

2896

Usually children cry whilejoining to school,

2898

But here teachers are crying,

2900

Am l thathopeless?

2902

Whatto do, l am unable to think ofa conceptfor this product.

2904

Same here,

2906

Hi

2908

Ramesh, Hi.

2910

Hi, Suresh, Huh.,!

2912

Ramesh,., Oh, Suresh,.,

2914

Actuallywhat is the problem?

2916

One second.

2918

Shall weaskhim foran idea?

2920

Him,,!

2922

Let's see,

2924

Sometimes it rains in the summertoo.

2926

Howimportanta shoe is for the feet, Helmetis equally importartantfor the head,

2928

Can you come up with an idea fora helmetAd?

2930

Sir..

2932

Lord Ganesh sir.

2934

Ganesh?

2936

2938

lmagine goddess Parvathi is having a shower,

2940

Ganesha goesout to buy her a shampoo,

2942

Speeding on his Rx-135,

2944

By thattimeGanesha meetswith an accident,

2946

Ganesha loses his head in thataccident,

2948

Paravathi feels sad and cries.

2950

Lord Shiva then makesan entry,

2952

Fixesa rightsideslept elephant head onto Ganesha.

2954

Next time Ganesha's friend,

2956

Whiledoing wheelie in a Pulsar

2958

Even he loses his head,

2960

Ganesha runs to getShiva's help,

2962

After some thought Shiva speaks out

2964

''l can't keep fixing everyone's head, here you go:'and he hands him a thing,.,

2966

Guesswhat?

2968

2970

Helmet sir! Helmet,.

2972

Well done, well done.

2974

Wait, sir is busy now.

2976

Hey, He isour boss.

2978

Huh..! Sir, sorrysir.,.

2980

l was involved inwork couldn't noticeyou,

2982

lt isokay,this iswhata conceptis, you both hardlydothis,

2984

l appointyou as the creative head ofthiscompany,

2986

And these two are your assistants,

2988

l wantyou to startfrom today itself,

2990

Mr.Suresh and Ramesh,

2992

Createa story board for my conceptand meetme soon.

2994

Sir, these moarevery lazy, theyworklike rain on a summerday.

2996

Hello Sir,wearecalling from An Ad agency, wewill payyou 30,OOO pleaseworkfor us,

2998

, Hello Sir,workwith us wewill pay40,OOO.,.

3000

Omerswere _owing in, butl had a better idea.

3002

Every movie hasa groupoffriends,

3004

And a Hero in it,.,

3006

Attheend, hero becomes successful in life,

3008

Hisgroupoffriends stand by him and give a nicesmile,

3010

But l wasdi_erent,

3012

l opened anAd agency in partnership with all my friends,

3014

Oh Lord, this old age is killing me,

3016

My body is bentwith no strength left in me,

3018

Either give mea quickdeath,

3020

Or give me back my youth,

3022

Ha ha ha ha,..,

3024

Cutit,

3026

2 close, 1 mid, 1 wide, okay,., So this is the story,

3028

Madamjumped so nicely.

3030

Watching her, tickled all my senses,

3032

Dude, Itwill lookgreat ifthe perfume bottlecamespinning into theframe,

3034

We can do that using special e_ects,

3036

Dude, l am unableto thinkofany concept don'tknowwhat to do now?

3038

Whydon'tyou askthe newbie's in thecompany,

3040

Beautythatyou couldn't_nd on Fashion channel, will you _nd them on BBC newschannel?.

3042

Modi_ the youtubevideowhich i sentyou

3044

Steal an idea?

3046

ln local it isstealing,

3048

Call itas inspiration, In style,

3050

The seeds thatwesowwith hardwork, will reap bene_ts in future.

3052

Like the electricity bills comeeach month regularly, lifewas going on smoothly,.,

3054

When l was single, lifefelt lonely.

3056

When l waswith her itfeltlike therewas something e!xtra in my life.

3058

Butafter shedumped me, l started to feel like there is nothing leftfor me in life.

3060

No matter how bigger thedoor is, there isa need ofsmall bolt to it.

3062

Me toofelt to have a life partner to share my lifewith.

3064

When such thoughts of wedding crop up,

3066

Our favorite heroine comes to my mind,

3068

Or memories ofourgirl who left me lonely _lls up my mind.

3070

ln order forgetthem all and to startfresh l decided to buya plantand walked into a nursery.

3072

But l ran into the one whose memoriesfill up heart.

3074

As l lookat her, feels like l am falling in love again,

3076

Butyou ended up breaking theonly heartthat l had,

3078

ln everyguy's life there is thatonegirl who is so closeyet sofar,

3080

And in every girl's lifethere is thatoneguy whose memoriescan neverfadeaway,

3082

Firstlovetoa boy, and firstdelivery to a girl, gives both happiness and pain,

3084

lfthechild birth iswith her _rst love thatbringseven morejoy,

3086

She liked it, butdid notadd a comment.

3088

l will giveyou a call.

3090

l will sayyou Bye,..

3092

Wereyou notcurious to see theguy shewasgetting married to?

3094

There is no need toworryaboutthe charger, after loosing the mobile,.

3096

l did'ntgo because, l would'nt know how to react when the photographer requests mefor a smile.,

3098

l was likea burntout bulbafter she left me, but l feel a lotbetter now,

3100

Does itstill sting in your heart?

3102

Yes a little,

3104

do you makeany pro_ts outthis.

3106

l growthem as a hobby notfor pro_ts,

3108

lwish my mum was here, shewould havecooked some mushroom manchurians,

3110

Very tasty,

3112

haveyou doneany cooking course?

3114

3116

mysister alwaysfelt sickwith hotel food, l learntcooking for her.

3118

Let's leave, it looks like it isgoing to rain.

3120

What next after mushroom?

3122

Doyou wantyou see honey bee?

3124

Ho..You harvest honey also?

3126

Yes honey, follow me,

3128

This is Rachna on Radiocity 91,1 FM, at''ChowChowBaath''

3130

Nethra ison leaveand l am _lling in for her,

3132

Remember the story l was narrating,.

3134

aboutthe guy in Coorg on hiswayto meetthegirl. Nowthatguy iswith theduplicate girl,

3136

Both are together, sharing their past,

3138

Now,Will hefall in lovewith Ithihasini or this duplicategirl, is the big question,

3140

This interesting storywill continue, till then.,.

3142

Snake!

3144

Oh God!

3146

3148

Oh my God!

3150

oh what happened,,!!

3152

God!

3154

l wasso happyall thiswhile, thissnake bite looks to putan end to me,

3156

3158

Don'tworry nothing will happen,

3160

lt is nota snake bite itwasjusta thorn, you wereacting likea hero trying to save my life,.,

3162

You have been playing with me since morning, don'tyou have anyfeelings?

3164

l am veryseriousabout her but, she isvery silly,.

3166

Did you _nd outwho she really is?

3168

No, butnowthatl can't reach, itfeels like sour grapes,

3170

l will meetAmar and come backto Bengaluru tomorrow,

3172

Don't worry, sometimes it takes time, once she realizes, everything will be _ne,

3174

l wenta littleover board, he looks hurt,

3176

Kush,wake up l need toapologise toyou,

3178

Please.

3180

You wantto spend your lifewith me, l feel bad looking atyou,

3182

butmy situation iscomplex.

3184

3186

My heartmayfall in lovewith you,

3188

butl will never letthose feelings getto me, l will never loveyou,

3190

No,.i will never loveyou,,

3192

On this clear sky night,

3194

Come into my life likefull moon.

3196

When mydreamsarefilled with your memories,

3198

lt issuch a beautiful feeling,

3200

Lifeless this heart was,

3202

You aretheone itcraves

3204

lt blooms like a _ower now, Anewbeginning.

3206

Erase away the memories That pester my heart, Come into my life,

3208

Fill me upwith newfeelings The feelings that bring beautiful dreams.

3210

Comeand shower mewith these dreams,

3212

3214

3216

3218

3220

Like my shadowyou are my love,

3222

Like the lightyou havedriven away the darkness,

3224

My tearswere unnoticed byall,

3226

Your hand held them,wiped them o_,

3228

There is no lightafter thesunset,

3230

Butyou brighten up my life,

3232

You are my lightthatwipesaway thedark.

3234

3236

The feelings that bring beautiful dreams,

3238

3240

Why did you call me up here?

3242

l havea fewquestion foryou, will you answerthem all?

3244

3246

Haveyou leftany pending since morning,

3248

Will you be myshadethat protects mealways, my rainbowevenwhen there is no rain.

3250

l don'tknowaboutall that,

3252

butl guarantee thatthe girl who iswith me will cryonlywhen she ischopping onions.

3254

l havea fewproblems in life, Isthatokforyou.

3256

My _rstsim card is past itsvalidity, butl am still holding onto it,

3258

Actually, our nameswhen put together, feels likewe are madeforeach other,

3260

Tell meyour name?

3262

Kushal, Kush

3264

Kushi

3266

My name is Kushi,

3268

l am nota doctor But MSc in agriculture, disc!ontinued,

3270

Mushroom, honey bee, l had thought so,

3272

Thereanother issuewhich is beyond your thought.

3274

l am su_ering from aweird disease, Dr.lthihasini is mydoctor who is treating me,

3276

Actually

3278

The neighboring estate is my home.

3280

l was here to pickup my medicine, meanwhileyour sistercalled..

3282

l thought let me have some harmlessfun with thisguy, butitturned out to be the bestday l ever had,

3284

l like you a lot, l wantto spend my lifewith you, will you hold my hand forever?

3286

You are theone in my life now, what isthatdiseaseyou aresu_ering from?

3288

t is tooweird, l am scared to explain it, l will tell you beforewe sleep.

3290

No tell me right now,

3292

Wow! Power cut. Oh shit! Power cut,

3294

l havealwayswanted to playa game with my loveon such a darknight.

3296

Even our breath was careful, not to blow away the light,

3298

We played an old board game, Butdancing was my heartwith love.

3300

Mom iscalling,

3302

Hello, yes l will stay herefor the night,

3304

No l have notforgotten, Okok,.

3306

DoyouYou wantto talkto doctor,

3308

3310

lthi, my mom ison the phone.

3312

Hello, howareyou aunty?

3314

She reminded me, l am cooking aloo paratha.

3316

3318

Okay aunty, byegood night,

3320

Kush,one second letmecall Ithi also.,

3322

Hello Ithi,did you visitthetemple, you didvomiton theway, right,

3324

l tookmy medicines,

3326

you want to talk to mum..? one second..

3328

Mummy, Ithiwants talkto you,

3330

Hello, howare you? Howwas the temple? So you arecoming backtomorrow,

3332

EverydayshewantsAloo paratha and dal.

3334

3336

Alooand maidha, soaloo paratha isgetting ready.

3338

Will ittakean hour to prepare?

3340

No,45 minutes itwill be ready.

3342

l will tell you about mycondition meanwhile.

3344

You should never run outofgaswhen cooking,

3346

your mobileshould never ring when having a meal, wewill talkafterdinner.

3348

l will talkto her, l will talk,

3350

Hi sister-in-law.

3352

Who is this?

3354

This is your sister-in-law,

3356

Whatis your name?

3358

Whatis there in a name,

3360

Give me the phone.

3362

3364

Where are you?

3366

Areyou both together this late in the night?

3368

Likeall othergirls, your brain is _lledwith suspicions. There is nothing happening here.

3370

Whereareyou,whatareyou doing?

3372

Both ofusarestill here, for now l am preparing aloo parathas.

3374

Aloo paratha?

3376

Did she tell you about her?

3378

She isopening up little by little, l will giveyou all thedetails tomorrowmorning.

3380

Okay,just be careful, should l call up Ithi?

3382

No, please don'tdo that, l will giveyou a call tomorrow,

3384

Okay, good night.

3386

3388

3390

She has fallen asleep.

3392

My heart ison a newpath, l hopeshedecides to spend her lifewith me,

3394

Hello., Hello,

3396

This is Kushal, Rachna's brother.

3398

Hi Kushal, l spoke to yoursister, Shetold everything,where is Kushi?

3400

She is sleeping.

3402

lsshe alright?

3404

She is _ne, is there any problem.

3406

Did she tell you about her disease?

3408

Shejusttold meshe hasan issue, butdid nottell exactly,

3410

She is su_ering from Anterograde Amnesia,

3412

Shecan only remembertheevents ofa singleday, she forgetseverything the nextday.

3414

Threeyears backshewent to drop herfriend to theairport, On herway backhome she metwith an accident.,

3416

Henceforth, Everyday is like a newbeginning,

3418

Sheonly remembers fewthings she likesthe most, sheforgetsthe rest,.

3420

ln fact, shedoesn't likewhat she sumersfrom, hence forgotten the diseaseaswell,.

3422

So, everyday morningwe need to remind herofher condition,

3424

She likes me a lot, soshewill remember me, right?

3426

lmpossible,

3428

She needsa lotofdays ofinteraction to remember,

3430

Anyhowgive mea call aftershewakes up,

3432

Wewill reach home byevening.

3434

l will talkto you then.,

3436

Kush,

3438

Actually l cant remember a daythat has passed,

3440

But l remember every minute l spentwith you.

3442

Like the _rstdewdrops on green leaves,

3444

l am happy for the _rsttime.,

3446

Whatever happens, you will stay with me right?

3448

3450

Kushal,you don'ttry to wake her up.

3452

Shewill beveryconfused.

3454

There isa laptop and some tablets in mycupboard.

3456

Keepthem both by her side, she notices itwhen shewakes up,

3458

By then she comes to know about hercondition.

3460

l will call her mum and askher to give Kushi a call.

3462

You don'tworryaboutanything,

3464

Everything will be okay.

3466

Ya tell me,

3468

l spoketo Ithi,

3470

Shetold meeverything.

3472

Don't worry,

3474

God is deliberately playing such gameswith me.

3476

lthiwill talkto her parentstoday, don'tworry brother.

3478

No dear,

3480

lfshe remembers me, l will spend my lifewith her..

3482

lfshe doesn't remember me,

3484

l will come backthinking all this wasjust an attraction.

3486

Don'tdo anything drastic, takesometime, don'tworry,

3488

Please, My head is spinning,

3490

Hello brother.,

3492

There is nobody here,

3494

Hello, hello brother,

3496

l will call you back.

3498

3500

3502

Who are you?

3504

Why are you crying?

3506

Hello,whyareyou crying?

3508

Nothing.

3510

3512

3514

No nothing, something fell into myeye,

3516

l am Amar.,.

3518

You are notAmar l knowAmar.

3520

No, l am Amar's friend.

3522

l havecome hereto meet him.

3524

l am trying to call Ithi buther phone is notreachable.

3526

Did you take your tablets?

3528

Pleasetell me whyareyou crying,

3530

l have a memory problem l don'trememberanything.

3532

Please tell me whyareyou crying?

3534

Nothing therewas some dust in my eyes.

3536

Amma had called,

3538

Car iswaiting to pick me up,

3540

l need to leave,

3542

3544

Kushal

3546

ltstopped raining. So are thewords too,

3548

My love hascollapsed into pieces,

3550

Broken into pieces, It now reveals all the tears

3552

Thesetearsareall l am leftwith now,

3554

My collection ofdreams have melted away,

3556

The melted heart is dead now,

3558

ln this death howdo l find peace,

3560

A_re rages in my heart,

3562

As the fire fades away,

3564

l see the love thatl nurtured as yielded no fruit,

3566

Feelings, a hand full ofmemories,

3568

areall l haveearned today,

3570

3572

My tears speakofmyfeelings,

3574

So much offeelings she wasfilled with too,

3576

butl have lost hertoday,

3578

3580

3582

3584

My love is dead,

3586

So l have to build a grave,

3588

l will keepa nameto thegrave.,

3590

''Justa simple lovestory''

3592

l metyou at Ithi's house today morning, right?

3594

3596

l am going towardsthecity, come l will drop you.

3598

No need,

3600

l will walk, it'sokay,

3602

Do onething carry me and thescooterwith you,

3604

At leastthatwill savesome petrol,

3606

You are Ithi'sfriend right,

3608

You could havestayed till theevening and meteveryone,

3610

No l havesome urgentwork,

3612

What, you havetogo back toyourwife and kids?

3614

l am not married yet.

3616

Girlfriends?

3618

3620

The _rstonewas for yourex-girlfriend,

3622

Second onewas from me,

3624

l am notcutting onions here,

3626

But, l am crying.

3628

You promised tostaywith meforever, nowyou arewalking awayafterjustoneday?

3630

So you remember me?

3632

3634

3636

When l sawyou crying this morning,

3638

l feltconfused in my heart,

3640

l felt like l knewyou,

3642

l felt like i have spoken to you,

3644

l felt likeyou were someonecloseto me.

3646

l called up Ithi after l reached home,

3648

3650

Daily,where l would be,.?withwhom l used to communicate,,? To getto knowsuch things,.

3652

lthi has given me a spycamera,

3654

Through that spycamera l relive my past,

3656

Few things l remember, few l don't,

3658

Sameway,

3660

l watched every minute l had spent with you,

3662

Come inside,

3664

l will call you later, bye,

3666

Strong in the sense,onecupofmilk, onespoon _lter comee, little sugar,

3668

You know itsowell, the kitchen is rightthere, make mea cuptoo.

3670

Lookat me, Iook into my eyes,

3672

3674

Place me in her place, and tell me yourstory,

3676

3678

lfi evergetmarried, itwill beonlywith you,

3680

You have been playing with me since morning,

3682

Don'tyou have anyfeelings,

3684

l guaranteethatthegirl who iswith me will cry onlywhen she iscutting onions.

3686

My lifewill now only revolvearound you.

3688

Your lovely talks,

3690

Your story,

3692

My silliness,

3694

Afterwatching all the moments spentwith you,

3696

l realized the reason fortheconfusion in my heart.

3698

l havedecided thatyou are the medicinefor all my issues.

3700

lt's okay even if l forget everything,

3702

ljustwant to rememberyou,

3704

l called up Ithi,

3706

Spoke to your sister too,

3708

Nowl am standing here with you in the rain.

3710

You will always staywith me, right?

3712

l will staywith you forwhole life,

3714

l will never leaveyou,

3716

Even in the hospital delivery room?

3718

Ha ha ha ha,..,.

3720

Come,

3722

Shall l ride the scooter?

3724

You like riding other's scooter right?

3726

Anywaysscooterwill be minefrom nowon right?

3728

3730

l have heard you keep telling poems to yourself.

3732

l will sing a poem,

3734

You arethe inspiration for it,

3736

l will writea story too,

3738

3740

''A simple love story''

3742

You are listening to RadioCity 91,1 F.M,

3744

This is Rachna hosting theshow''Aithalakadi Morning';

3746

The clouds have cleared and the sun in out in Bengaluru.

3748

l shall nowcomplete the story thatwas pending from yesterday.

3750

The boy's name is Kush,

3752

lthihasini isthegirl hewas supposed to meet,

3754

But, Kushi wasthe girl he met in her place.

3756

NowKushi resides in Kush's heart,

3758

And both are very happy together,

3760

So the reason behind my happiness isthat,

3762

Kush is my elder brother,

3764

Atthis happy moment, l am dedicating a simplesong forthissimple lovestory.

3766

3768