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Hey, Mom. You got a minute?
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Honey, not this mornin'.
I am runnin' so late for work.
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Well, I kinda wanted
your advice about boys.
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I'll call in sick.
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Boy advice? I'm your older sister.
That's my birthright.
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No offense, but I decided
not to ask you for advice
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when your water broke
during high school graduation.
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You're seriously asking Mom
for advice about boys?
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Barbra Jean would be better than Mom.
I would be better than Barbra Jean.
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It goes me, Barbra Jean,
Dad, Van, Jake... then Mom.
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I'm glad we don't have a dog.
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Barbra Jean is nuts, and Dad, well, as he
puts it, he was a teenage boy once, too.
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And apparently, a creepy one.
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I can't talk to my friends, because
everybody would know which guy I like.
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Wait a minute, are you sayin'
there was nobody left, so you came to me?
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Fine, I'll take it. [chuckles]
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You know a bunch of kids from band have
been hanging out after practice, right?
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I do now.
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Anyways, there's this guy,
Scott, who plays trombone,
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and he's funny, and he has blue eyes,
and he's really cute.
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And does he have an older brother?
[chuckles]
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Sorry.
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Some people listen,
and some people make jokes.
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Anyways, I like him,
and I think he likes me, too.
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But when I drop hints
about going to the movies or something,
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he just cleans his spit valve.
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- How can I tell if he likes me, too?
- I can think of, like, ten ways.
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How many can you come up with?
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I have one. You can
ask him out to the movies.
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Ask him out? That is the worst advice
I've ever heard.
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A girl can't wait around forever
for a guy to clean his spit valve.
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[scoffs]
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If you want to know
if he likes you, just ask him out!
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What if he says no?
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Well then, say, "Thank you very much"
and move on to the woodwinds.
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- I guess it's better than not knowing.
- Yeah.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- Yeah.
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[chuckling] Did you hear that?
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[inhales deeply]
Kyra and I talked about dating.
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I'm gonna put that in her baby book.
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- Mom, work?
- Right! I'll do that later.
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Hey-hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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{\an8}There she is. Get her, Brock.
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{\an8}Did you tell Kyra
to ask a boy out on a date?
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{\an8}I know. Can you believe Kyra
asked Mom for advice about boys?
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{\an8}That's right. When it comes to
givin' Kyra advice about boys,
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{\an8}it goes, Me, Jake, Van, and then Cheyenne.
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{\an8}But what about me? Don't I make the list?
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{\an8}Oh, you're at the top of another list.
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{\an8}Well, the boy said yes, so thanks to you,
she has a date on Friday.
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{\an8}Yes! Kyra took my advice,
and it worked! That goes in the book.
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{\an8}- Kyra has a date because of Mom?
- Yeah.
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- [scoffs] This is crazy!
- Yeah.
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What's next? Jake's gonna give
good fashion advice?
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Well, he did pick out my shirt today.
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{\an8}I need to lie down.
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{\an8}Well, since you two are already upset,
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{\an8}Jake called from Vegas,
he married a showgirl.
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{\an8}- Are you finished teasin'?
- Yes-- Wait!
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Yes.
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This is a real problem, Reba.
Kyra's not allowed to date until she's 18.
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Eighteen? She's not allowed
to date through high school?
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It's a good rule. And it worked
wonderfully until you undermined us.
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Hey, don't blame me.
Kyra didn't tell me about it.
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Well, she's not entirely at fault.
We haven't told her yet.
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Oh, so you guys have
a bunch of secret rules!
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Did you write 'em down in invisible ink?
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She's 14. It hadn't come up yet.
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And I was ready to ban dating altogether
after what happened to Cheyenne.
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Something happened to Cheyenne?
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- Hey!
- [B.J.] Yeah.
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I think Kyra's mature enough
to handle herself.
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It doesn't matter how mature Kyra is.
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- It's the guy that's the problem.
- Oh, the guy? I'm the problem!
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Why don't you
and the rest of the villagers
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grab your torches and run me out of town?
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I'm not talking about you, Van.
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I'm talking about teenage boys
who have only one thing on their mind.
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Well, I got news for you, Mr. H.
I'm a teenage boy.
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And you know what I got on my mind?
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Nothin'!
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Well, I think you guys are overreacting.
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They're two 14-year-olds goin' to a movie.
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We'll meet the boy here. I'll drop 'em off
and pick 'em up. It'll be fine!
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It's not fine.
You should have checked with us
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before you told Kyra she could go out.
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I should have checked with you?
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I really believe that, as parents,
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we three should present a united front.
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- Yeah.
- That's a good idea, Barbra Jean.
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- Except you're not Kyra's parent.
- [gasps] Mean!
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Well, for the past three months,
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I've been parent enough
to make her dinner and do her laundry.
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Wow. Three whole months!
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That is hard!
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I mean, I just gave birth to her.
You made her a sandwich!
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- Raising Kyra is my job.
- [Brock clears throat]
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Yeah, and his, too.
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So, like always,
Reba's right and we're wrong.
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Good. Remember that,
and we won't have these arguments.
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I hope you know what you're doin', Reba.
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- Come on, Barbra Jean.
- Fine.
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And maybe next time, I'll marry somebody
whose ex-wife appreciates me.
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[clicks tongue]
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- Hey, honey. How was practice?
- Violent.
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Those pro guys are tough and mean.
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And they do not like pretty boys.
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No, it's probably because you're new.
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No, no, no.
I'm the best-looking guy on the team.
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- Hey, Jake. How was school?
- That depends.
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- Is Mom home?
- No.
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Then school was great!
Would you sign her name on this?
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You threw a pencil at a girl in school?
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- Why do boys act like that?
- Whoa! Whoa!
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Why do boys act like that?
Is that what you think?
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Is that what you want
our daughter to think?
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That boys are automatically the bad guy?
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He's not automatically
the bad guy, Van. It's just--
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I mean, come on! They just are.
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I bet Jake had a good reason.
Tell her, Jake.
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- I was mad.
- That's not good enough. Dig deeper.
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Jill Campbell was writing notes
about how she loves me
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and passing them to her friends.
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- She wouldn't stop.
- There ya go.
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The girl started it. And I bet she didn't
get into trouble, did she?
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Girls don't get in trouble, Van.
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Girls don't get in trouble, Cheyenne.
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It's always the guy!
Jake here is a victim.
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A victim of Jill Campbell's love
and of a sexist society.
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I got you, buddy. I got you.
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Well, I never thought of it like that.
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Me neither, but now that I have,
I'm gonna do something about it.
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[chuckles] Like what? You're gonna write
a musical about men's issues?
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- [laughing]
- [laughing sarcastically] No!
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Okay.
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I'm gonna go talk to Jake's teacher.
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I make up one song in the shower,
and you won't let me live it down.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hey!
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You mind if I get dressed
for my date here?
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Things are a little tense at the convent.
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I was hoping you would.
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I've been working on this all day,
and I've come up with
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five sure-fire interesting topics
for you guys to talk about.
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- I'll just wait outside.
- No!
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Come here. Go on upstairs.
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I'll try not to embarrass you.
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- Is he here yet?
- No.
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Good, 'cause I don't like him.
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But I'm gonna like him less
when he gets here,
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so I need to know how to pace myself.
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Relax. This is Kyra's first date.
We should be excited for her.
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Oh, I'm excited. Of course that's because
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I'm not Kyra's parent,
so I don't care what happens to her.
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Let the good times roll, I say!
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I don't even know
why we're meetin' this kid.
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I know exactly what he's gonna say.
"Hello, sir. Nice to meet you, sir."
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Any 14-year-old punk
that calls me sir is up to no good.
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Believe me, I know what sir means.
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It's a word kids use to trick old people.
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Brock, I'm sure when you meet the boy,
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you'll find that he's just a sweet,
scared little kid.
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Not all creepy like you were.
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- [doorbell rings]
- Kyra! Your date's here.
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[laughs] How do I look?
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- Just--
- Oh.
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Hey. I'm Scott.
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Is it cool that I parked my car
in the driveway?
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You're Scott?
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With a car? That you drive?
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Fourteen-year-olds don't drive.
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I know. I'm 17. [splutters]
And there's no need to worry.
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I've had my license for over a year,
and never gotten a ticket.
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Your daughter is safe with me, sir.
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Oops.
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Hey, Scott. Looks like you met my parents.
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- So, are we ready to go?
- [both] No!
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Uh, no need to rush off.
I mean, the night is young.
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Not as young as you thought.
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Why don't you two have a seat?
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Your father and I
will get you a snack in the kitchen.
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- Okay.
- [B.J. chuckles]
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Scott.
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Right here.
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Hi.
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I'm not Kyra's parent.
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You kids want a beer?
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- [Reba] Barbra Jean!
- I'm coming!
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Jake. Jake. Go in the living room
and embarrass your sister.
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Five bucks if you can
chase the grown man away.
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Seventeen. He's 17 years old.
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Oh, man.
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At 17, I was really bad.
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Kyra threatened me.
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That just means you're doin' your job.
Get back in there.
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What are we gonna do? I don't want
Kyra datin' a 17-year-old boy.
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But if we forbid her from dating,
she's just gonna sneak around.
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This is what happens
when we do things your way.
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I don't think this is a good time
for finger-pointing.
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Not when Tom Jones
is sitting in our living room.
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- Well, if you ask me--
- Well, I didn't!
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All right!
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You guys can stop pretending
to get snacks.
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Scott and I will grab something
once we're in Mexico.
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[scoffing] Very funny, Kyra.
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Why didn't you tell us how old he is?
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I'm 14, he's 17. What's the big deal?
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- Dad's 45 and you're 42.
- You're 45?
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- The date is off.
- But Mom said I could go!
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- Yeah, well, now I'm saying you can't.
- Kyra.
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We can't allow you to go out
with a 17-year-old all by yourself.
220
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You and Scott can still
see each other in groups.
221
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Oh. Well, this is great. All my friends
are busy, and he's already here.
222
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Where am I gonna find a group?
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[movie soundtrack plays]
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Why do we have to see this movie?
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It's full of TV actors.
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This is the movie they wanted to see.
They're the ones on the date.
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We could have voted. There's more of us.
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[Reba and Brock] Shh!
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I can't see where they are.
How'd you lose them already?
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We didn't lose them! Besides, it's not
like we're gonna sit right beside them.
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- I know. In between.
- No.
232
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They deserve some privacy.
Where in the heck are they?
233
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[gasps] There they are
in the front row. Come on.
234
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,779
We can set right here
and keep an eye on them.
235
00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:02,448
Excuse me. [clears throat]
236
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:09,997
I hate this.
237
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,209
Whose bright idea was it
to have daughters?
238
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:16,378
Probably Reba's. She calls all the shots.
239
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:20,049
[softly] Barbra Jean,
no talking in movie theaters.
240
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,552
From now on, whenever you're around me,
pretend we're in a movie theater.
241
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,557
Did you see that?
He's doin' the stretch and reach.
242
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:31,560
- He's gonna put his arm around her.
- It's just an arm.
243
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,020
Just an arm?
244
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,357
Do you even know how babies are born?
245
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:40,653
Barbra Jean, would you please
just stay out of this?
246
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:44,281
Head on shoulder? We have
a head-on-shoulder situation.
247
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:47,701
Oh, that was fast. See what happens
when you ignore the arm?
248
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:51,247
Nothing happens.
Scott seems like a nice enough kid.
249
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,916
He didn't have any problem
with us tagging along.
250
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,168
Besides, they both know we're here,
and I don't think--
251
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,796
Oh, Lord. Did he just swallow her face?
252
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,510
They're kissing. My daughter's
getting kissed right in front of me!
253
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,761
[patrons] Hey! Hey!
254
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,556
Does anyone else smell burnt toast?
I think I'm having a stroke!
255
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,935
I don't care whose daughter she is.
Date over.
256
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,521
Barbra Jean, would you
stop parenting my child?
257
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,940
If anyone says no kissin',
it's gonna be me.
258
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,443
And I say, "No Kissing!"
259
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:24,613
You're not Kyra.
260
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,866
[Kyra] Oh, my God.
261
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,222
There's my non-sexist seeker of justice.
262
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:54,143
- How'd it go with Jake's teacher?
- What? Oh, good!
263
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,646
Good, like she agreed the girl was just
as much to blame as Jake was?
264
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,690
- Yeah, pretty much.
- Oh.
265
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,192
She moved her desk to the other side
of the room and told her
266
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,819
to stay away from Jake at recess.
267
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:07,197
I liked her, okay? You blew it!
268
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,490
Well, I'm sorry!
269
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,370
Honey, I'm sorry.
270
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,915
But you stuck up for what you believed in,
and you were right.
271
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,250
- Yeah, kinda.
- What does that mean?
272
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:22,713
[sighs] Maybe Jake wasn't the bad guy,
but I think I was the bad guy with you.
273
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:25,966
I mean, your dad was right.
274
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,636
I did have that thing on my mind.
275
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,472
I mean, you were
so innocent and unsuspecting.
276
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,516
A little papaya ready to be plucked.
277
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,854
So I plucked.
278
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,150
And now, when they talk about
279
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,819
the thing that happened
to Cheyenne, I'm the thing.
280
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:50,115
- Van, you're not "the thing."
- I am.
281
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,618
And to be honest, I wasn't that innocent.
282
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,289
Could you elaborate on that, please?
283
00:15:57,289 --> 00:16:00,125
I did tons of stuff to make you notice me.
284
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,419
Like walking past your locker
in my drill-team uniform?
285
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:03,504
Yeah.
286
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,674
Pretending I needed a ride home
'cause my mom forgot to pick me up?
287
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,008
I mean, come on, Van.
288
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:11,053
What kind of mom forgets to pick
her daughter up every day for a month?
289
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,891
- I just assumed she drank.
- [chuckles]
290
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,481
- So, girls really do that kind of stuff?
- Mm-hmm.
291
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,400
Is that why Tammy Torenzi
did the same thing?
292
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,735
No. She's just a slut.
293
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,371
Thanks for not running away in fear
after meeting my psycho parents.
294
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,290
It's... it's fine. Don't worry about it.
And wait till you meet mine.
295
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,793
- My Dad makes his own pickles.
- [chuckles]
296
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,678
Five minutes means five minutes.
297
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,140
You got...
298
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,143
four more minutes.
299
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,775
So, um, see you at school?
300
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,027
Yeah.
301
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,199
Yeah.
302
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,327
Bye.
303
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,296
I don't get it. If you didn't
want me to go on a date,
304
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,464
why didn't you just say so?
305
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,798
I did want you to go.
306
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,968
I just didn't want that other couple
to have any fun.
307
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,681
Well, I was against it.
308
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,059
But once again, we did it your mom's way.
309
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,477
Well, my way didn't include
310
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,063
Barbra Jean puttin'
her two cents in all night long.
311
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,858
Well, if you had listened to my two cents,
Kyra wouldn't have gone on a date.
312
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,735
Kyra going on a date wasn't the problem.
313
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,862
- You're the problem!
- You know what? I--
314
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,782
Will you stop? This is the problem.
315
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,825
The three of you fighting
over everything I do.
316
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:01,622
I can live with rules, but you three
have to agree on what they are.
317
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,248
Otherwise, I'm the one who suffers.
318
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,293
You ruined my first date.
319
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:07,795
Ruined?
320
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,922
Or made memorable?
321
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,594
I'm sorry. You're right.
It wasn't fair to you.
322
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,931
From now on, your father and I
will discuss all the rules
323
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,349
so there'll be no confusion.
324
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,934
And Barbra Jean.
325
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,686
You don't want this to work, do you?
326
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,898
- You're doing it again.
- Okay, fine.
327
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:32,194
Barbra Jean can participate.
But you two only get one vote.
328
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,989
- Why do we only get one?
- One brain, one vote. That's the law.
329
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,994
Okay. So, I guess the three of us
330
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,872
are gonna have to figure out
some system for making rules.
331
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,958
Well, I think, since she lives with us,
332
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,961
Brock and I should make the rules
and then run them by you.
333
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,381
Or, I can put the rules in a car
and run them over you.
334
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,298
[Brock groans]
335
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,387
I think the best system would be
if I didn't have any rules
336
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,055
and I could prove how responsible I am.
337
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,515
All in favor?
338
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,688
Sorry. I was pulling for you.
339
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,818
Okay. I have a few rules
that I would like to discuss.
340
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,279
Barbra Jean, you can vote
on the rules, you can't make them.
341
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,239
- That's not fair!
- I don't care what's fair!
342
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,449
You were right. I should have come to you.
343
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,660
- [grown-ups arguing]
- Me. Mom.
344
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,415
- [B.J.] This is our house--
- Nobody's listening--
345
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,714
Jake! Good news, buddy.
346
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,716
I fixed everything with Jill Campbell.
347
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,801
I told her the reason
you threw a pencil at her
348
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,803
was because you liked her. Guess what?
349
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,222
She's waitin' for you
outside on the porch. [chuckles]
350
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,767
- Come on.
- You talked to Jill Campbell?
351
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,103
Now, don't expect this every time, okay?
352
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,272
The next babe you get on your own, right?
353
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,358
I don't like Jill Campbell anymore.
354
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,569
I already threw something
at Linda Osborne.
355
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,656
- [knocking at door]
- Jake! You have a date!
356
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:02,409
No, Van. You have a date.
357
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,580
[knocking at door]
358
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,292
I was wrong.
Jake doesn't live here anymore.
359
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,139
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