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Here you are, madam.
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Ta-da!
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Syrup.
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Uh...
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- I have something even better than syrup.
- What?
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Pretend syrup.
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- Here you go.
- Does Schmariel want some pretend syrup?
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Here you go, Schmariel.
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She's had enough? I'll have
to cut you off. That's a lot of syrup.
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Which jammies you wanna bring to Daddy's?
Rainbows?
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- Or the unicorns?
- Rainbows.
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Done. Easy. Such a good choice.
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Excited about
spending Thanksgiving at Daddy's?
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- What's that?
- Well, it's a very complicated day,
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and I'll tell you all about it
when you get older.
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But right now, just know
you're going to your daddy's,
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and you're gonna eat a whole lot of food
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and think about
all the things that you're thankful for.
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And I'm not gonna be there,
and I'll miss you a lot.
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But you'll have a really good time.
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Mommy's got a lot of houses to clean.
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A lot of people want their houses cleaned
before Thanksgiving.
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- How are we doing on those pancakes?
- Oh!
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- Look at that one I ate.
- Hey.
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Excuse me. Boop, boop, boop.
You need to eat some pancakes.
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Time to eat some pancakes, young lady.
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If you get down
those last two bites of pancake,
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you and me
are gonna have a very special surprise.
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You promise?
All right, let's see it happen.
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Let's do it.
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Score!
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Whoo!
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One second. We gotta get our mail, okay?
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- Guess what I got.
- What?
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Food. Today's gonna be a very good day.
I can feel it.
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There she is.
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It's a clunker, but it's safe.
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My grandpa drove this thing
for 30-some years.
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If anybody hits this thing,
they're gonna be in trouble.
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Are you sure this isn't putting you out?
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No, I mean, it just sits in my garage.
You're kind of doing me a favor.
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It needs to get driven
or the battery dies.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Hey, what do you think
of our big surprise?
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- Blue.
- You think it's blue?
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We've been taking the bus,
and this will be a game-changer.
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I'm so excited. I'm gonna kiss your car.
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- Yeah. You can. I just washed it.
- Thanks again for the car seat.
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Oh, yeah. Brady grew out of that one.
I figured it would fit Maddy.
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What?
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- Uh, it's just until I can save up.
- Keep it as long as you need.
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Hey, Maddy,
you got any big turkey-day plans?
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- Daddy's.
- Oh, Daddy's. That's great.
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Are you both going
to her dad's place, or...?
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No, just Maddy.
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Oh. Okay, well, hey, if you need
somewhere to go for Thanksgiving...
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Thanks.
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My parents do just an incredible spread,
and you're welcome if...
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Thank you, I'm working, but that's sweet.
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- You're working Thanksgiving?
- Yeah.
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I work whenever I can,
when I don't have her.
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Cool.
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Hey, uh, maybe some time you could
clunk that thing on down to my place.
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Um, the car,
because I called it a clunker before.
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Um...
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I guess I was trying to ask you out.
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Um...
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- Uh...
- But, um...
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No, I... Gosh, I don't wanna, you know,
take the car if there's strings attached.
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No, yeah, that's not what I meant.
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My life's not set up for dating right now.
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Your life's not set up for dating,
I get that.
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- I really appreciate this so much.
- Yes, of course. You need the keys.
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So...
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- Thank you, Nate.
- Yes, no problem.
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I mean it, yeah.
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- Anytime.
- Okay.
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How are those blueberries?
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- Good.
- Yeah?
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Hi there.
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Paper or plastic?
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Paper, please.
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And I'm gonna be using one of these today.
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Cleanup on
aisle poor. Cleanup on aisle poor.
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Uh, I'm actually
gonna hold off on these guys.
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67.45, please.
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Swipe it, like a card.
Use the pin from the form.
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Thanks.
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- Paper or plastic?
- Just plastic.
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What do you say we do something super,
duper, duper fun, in our brand-new car?
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♪ We were young ♪
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♪ Just a little little ♪
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♪ We were young ♪
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♪ Just a little bit useless ♪
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♪ You know we thought we knew it all ♪
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Go!
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I think you cheated!
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♪ Snakes and ladders ♪
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♪ Climbing up for days ♪
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♪ "We're invincible," we said ♪
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♪ Taking it in, in the alleyways ♪
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♪ You know we thought we knew it all ♪
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♪ Ooh, tell me again ♪
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♪ 'Cause if they haven't caught you yet ♪
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♪ Let's make a run for it ♪
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Okay, so you're gonna
go to your daddy's for two days,
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you're gonna be super, duper, duper good,
and then Mommy's gonna come pick you up.
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Does that sound all right?
You're gonna have your Thanksgiving there?
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Uh-huh?
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- Uh-huh?
- Hey.
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There she is, there's my girl. Hi, baby.
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Aye!
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Whoa!
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Thank you for coming over here.
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Yeah, did you pack a snack this time?
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We're supposed to split costs, Sean.
You can buy snacks too.
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Right. Okay.
You ready to have some fun, Maddy?
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- And she hasn't had her nap yet.
- Okay. Great.
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Mommy gave you to me crabby.
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- She can just nap in your car.
- Yeah, it's not a real nap.
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What's up with you?
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I'm tired. I worked late.
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Had to get up early to get a ferry
to accommodate your schedule.
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You're hungover.
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No, I'm not.
Hey, I told you, I'm not drinking.
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- Still?
- Yes. Still.
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I'm actually about to get my white chip.
It feels good.
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I'm kind of digging sobriety. You know?
Not feeling like shit all the time.
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- I can see it on your face. You look good.
- Yeah, I know I do.
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So Maddy will be at your place tomorrow?
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Yep. What are you doing?
Something with your mom?
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She's AWOL.
You know how she is with the holidays.
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But I'm okay. Stop feeling sorry for me.
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- I'm not.
- Okay.
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I love you.
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You have a good time, all right?
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Hey, you can come tomorrow.
If you want. It'll be chill.
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Uh, no, thank you, I'm good.
You guys have fun.
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Can't say we didn't try, right, Mad?
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All right. Say bye to Mommy.
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I love you so much. Bye, cutie!
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Sack of potatoes.
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Bye! Bye, Mom!
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Bye, Mom!
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♪ We were on the beach... ♪
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So I decided not to get the car washed.
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One good thing about living out here
with all the rain, free car washes.
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You know what else is free?
Pain and heartache. Pain and suffering.
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That's what my mother used to say.
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Never mind these boxes,
just clean around them.
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We'll take them to the homeless shelter.
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They do a food drive every Thanksgiving,
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so I go through my pantry,
find what's almost expired.
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Well, I'm off to Whole Foods!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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♪ Innocently ♪
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♪ Change the channel ♪
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♪ On the TV ♪
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♪ Something you see
Wakes you up from the dream ♪
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♪ Wanna go back to sleep
But now you're up from the dream ♪
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♪ Walk into the kitchen
Pull the dishes from the sink ♪
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♪ And you have changed
In the blink of an eye ♪
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♪ Something you see
Wakes you up from the dream ♪
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♪ Wanna go back to sleep
But now you're up from the dream ♪
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♪ Walk into the kitchen
Pull the dishes from the sink ♪
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♪ And you have changed
In the blink of an eye ♪
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♪ Something you see
Wakes you up from the dream ♪
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♪ And you have changed
In the blink of an eye ♪
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♪ Something you see
Wakes you up from the dream ♪
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♪ Wanna go back to sleep
But now you're up from the dream
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♪ Walk into the kitchen
Pull the dishes from the sink ♪
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♪ And you have changed
In the blink of an eye ♪
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♪ Something you see
Wakes you up from the dream ♪
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♪ Wanna go back to sleep
But now you're up from the dream ♪
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♪ Walk into the kitchen
Pull the dishes from the sink ♪
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♪ And you have changed
In the blink of an eye ♪
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Those are a pointless vegetable.
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Just make sure
to have a vegan option for Daniel.
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Sarah, Sarah, I have to let you go.
Okay? Drive safe.
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Your sister is driving me crazy.
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What time should I pick up Bennett
from SeaTac?
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Honey, all I know
is that I am meeting you at your mom's.
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Hi.
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Oh, honey, this is Alex. The maid.
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- Is that what I'm supposed to call you?
- Oh, yeah, maid's fine.
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- Hi, I'm James, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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- How's business?
- Busy.
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Yeah? Regina,
you know we've got seven pies, right?
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Do we really need to bring seven pies?
You don't even eat pie.
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They're not for eating.
They are for looking at.
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We can put them out
after the announcement.
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It'll be like a celebratory thing.
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Can you put them
in the car for me, please? Thank you.
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Sorry, they told me to come at 3.
I didn't realize you would still be here.
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No, yeah, we are running late.
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I really appreciate you having me back.
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After the Mr. Darcy thing.
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I don't like
the way the other girls clean, so...
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Okay. We're off.
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Um...
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Can I get your Wi-Fi password?
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I don't have any service here, and I have
to be reachable in case my daughter...
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Your daughter. Right.
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So you got her back, then?
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Partial custody, yeah.
She's with her dad right now.
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Thanks.
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- Is this a five or an S?
- It is an S.
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I'm sorry to leave such a mess,
but I've been baking since dawn.
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But the house is still on the market,
so do a thorough job. Okay?
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Of course.
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Actually, I noticed last time
that the upstairs guest bathroom,
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the grout could use a deep clean.
But the bleach smell can be a lot.
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I was thinking I could come in tomorrow
and take care of it.
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On Thanksgiving day?
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Yeah, I don't have a lot going on,
and I could use the work.
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Well, does that cost extra?
I imagine you have a holiday rate?
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No, I won't charge you extra.
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That's fine, then.
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Now, Mr. Darcy, yes, yes, yes.
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Taking him with me.
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Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Mr. Darcy.
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Once you pour
the white vinegar on the grout line
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and let that soak in for a little bit,
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the baking soda
will add some grit to the whole thing,
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give it a little bit of texture.
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See, the grit's coming right out.
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Like my beard?
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It's my niece. You wanna fuck?
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This is my snake.
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Made dinner for two. Ate both.
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Sober, single dad.
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Please leave a message after the tone.
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Hey, Mom. Uh... Just giving you a call
because it's Thanksgiving.
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So, yeah, I'll talk to you later.
All right, love you, bye.
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What? That's so cool!
What was your favorite part of the parade?
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Santa.
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You saw Santa?
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Oh, my goodness, sweetie pie!
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Hey, let me talk to Mommy.
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- Hey, we gotta go.
- No, I just got on the phone.
241
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,486
Yeah, I know,
but say, "Happy Thanksgiving, Mommy."
242
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,407
Happy Thanksgiving, Mommy.
243
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,534
I love you, Maddy. I love you so...
244
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,390
Happy Thanksgiving.
You're gonna get stuffed.
245
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,978
I'm thankful for that ass.
246
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,479
Wanna suck on my beard?
247
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,954
♪ Collaborating with the day glow vibes ♪
248
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:10,626
♪ An altruistic breed of travel guide ♪
249
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,170
♪ It's chill
But Lord knows you're trying ♪
250
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:22,638
♪ That's the way it goes ♪
251
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,557
♪ One step away from crying ♪
252
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:24,408
♪ Baby, when I saw you turning
At the end of the street ♪
253
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:32,040
♪ I knew a time was gone
And it took me like ages ♪
254
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:37,087
♪ Just to understand
That I was afraid to be a simple guy ♪
255
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:42,509
♪ I tried my best to smile
But deep inside my heart ♪
256
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:46,138
♪ I felt it was shouting
Like a crowd dancin' ♪
257
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,473
♪ I guess I couldn't live
Without the things ♪
258
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,476
♪ That made my life what it is ♪
259
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,980
♪ Can't you hear it calling? ♪
260
00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:56,690
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
261
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,570
♪ Everybody's dancin' ♪
262
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,572
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
263
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,702
♪ Tonight everything is over ♪
264
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:11,496
♪ I feel too young ♪
265
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:15,709
♪ I can't lie on my bed
Without thinking I was wrong ♪
266
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:22,090
♪ But when that feeling calls
This world becomes another ♪
267
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,386
♪ Nighttime won't hold me
In your arms again ♪
268
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:30,932
♪ I got a very good friend who says ♪
269
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,353
♪ He can't believe the love I give ♪
270
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:37,314
♪ Is not enough to end your fears ♪
271
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:40,108
♪ I guess I couldn't live
Without the things ♪
272
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,694
♪ That made my life what it is ♪
273
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,654
♪ Can't you hear it...? ♪
274
00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,249
What's happenin', turkey?
275
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,923
Let's just, yeah, forget I ever said that.
276
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,884
How's your Indigenous People's Day going?
277
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,554
Kinda just feels like any other day.
278
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:10,638
You?
279
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:13,392
Ah, well, my family is driving me insane.
280
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,018
I'm only home for 48 hours,
281
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,979
and I'm already considering
changing my flight to "now."
282
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,189
How about you?
283
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:20,982
Same.
284
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,613
Your profile says that you go to NYU
285
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,157
and that you're half French.
286
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:37,749
And I go to NYU.
In grad school. For, uh, film.
287
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,296
I'm a junior
at Montana College of Fine Arts.
288
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:47,426
And I'm studying creative writing.
289
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,051
A writer.
290
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,471
Uh-oh.
291
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,850
Do you want to play a game?
292
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:59,146
I'll literally play any game with you.
293
00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:02,232
Or on you.
294
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,611
Or next to you,
or, really, whatever you want.
295
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,451
Wanna play "meet in person"?
296
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,329
Where should we meet?
297
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:18,707
We can meet here...
298
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:22,377
At my house.
299
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,410
- Hey.
- Hi.
300
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,620
What's up?
301
00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,538
- Do you want...
- I brought you a gourd.
302
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:03,752
I don't know if it's edible,
but it's festive, so...
303
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,545
Thanks.
304
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,174
Come in.
305
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,013
Is this your parents' place?
306
00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:19,935
Yeah. Yeah. It's my dad and my stepmom's.
307
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:24,231
It's a little over the top, I know.
They're in Bermuda right now.
308
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,401
Hopefully not the triangle.
309
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:34,324
No, yeah, I think, uh, the vacation part.
310
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:42,082
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm really nervous,
like, my fingernails are sweating.
311
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:45,502
You're so pretty.
312
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,211
Um...
313
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,131
Hi. I'm Wayne.
314
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,677
- Alex.
- The writer.
315
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:56,804
Yeah.
316
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,767
You smell good. I just smelled you.
317
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:02,811
Not on purpose.
318
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,273
Um...
319
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,861
- Do you want a drink?
- Please, God.
320
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:18,785
Hmm.
321
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,373
Do you want to give me a tour?
322
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:27,335
Uh...
323
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,254
I think you get it. Uh...
324
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,507
This is the kitchen.
325
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,302
Yes. Clean.
326
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,763
We have a really good maid.
327
00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:51,318
So how do you like Missoula?
328
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,279
It's good.
329
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,449
Teachers are really good.
330
00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,826
I just wanna write, so...
331
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,746
You know who has
a great fiction writing program?
332
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,456
The New School.
333
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,668
- You ever thought about New York?
- It's expensive.
334
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,881
Your dad can't help you out?
335
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,759
I don't take money from him.
336
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:22,932
He, uh, divorced my mom when I was 6
and became a born-again Christian,
337
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:26,728
and started a whole new family
that I'm not a part of.
338
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,232
What about mom? Are you close with her?
339
00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:36,738
She's undiagnosed bipolar, so no.
340
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,532
Damn, I'm sorry.
341
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:41,826
I feel like a dick now.
342
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:46,915
My biggest complaint about my parents is,
like, they send me too many e-mails, so...
343
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,754
- Your parents pay for your school?
- No. Not my school, just my apartment.
344
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:55,590
They bought it for me as an investment.
345
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,802
Your parents bought you an apartment?
In Manhattan?
346
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,095
Yeah.
347
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,974
But I don't like taking money from them.
348
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:09,437
Being around them makes me feel...
It makes me feel lonely.
349
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:14,150
We get together twice a year, maybe,
and we just sit around on our phones,
350
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,486
waiting for the day to end.
351
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,490
How about you? Where were you today?
352
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:28,498
Honestly, I've spent the past few
Thanksgivings with my boyfriend.
353
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,587
He has this little niece
that comes over and, uh...
354
00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,675
It's usually just the three of us.
355
00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:43,221
But we broke up, so...
356
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,100
This is my first holiday without them.
357
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:51,061
I'm sorry.
358
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,148
Don't be.
359
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:55,650
This is what I wanted.
360
00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:07,704
So, what do you...
What do you write about?
361
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,290
What do you make films about?
362
00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:14,669
Nope, we're done talking about me.
Tell me what you're working on.
363
00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:24,179
It's new, so I don't really know
how to talk about it yet.
364
00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:33,396
It's a story about a woman.
365
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,983
I love female protagonists.
366
00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:43,573
She lives in a big, beautiful house.
367
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,328
The kind of house
that's on the cover of magazines.
368
00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:55,084
She has a personal trainer
and a financial adviser.
369
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,505
And an IRA.
370
00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:02,842
She's been to the Louvre more than once.
371
00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:08,973
She spends entire Saturdays...
372
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,644
getting hot-stone massages.
373
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,898
And reading her first-edition books.
374
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:22,570
She has a cashmere sweater
that makes her feel like...
375
00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:29,369
she's being hugged by 1000 baby lambs.
376
00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:36,668
She wakes up every morning
to a view of the ocean.
377
00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:40,088
Like it exists just for her.
378
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,381
Nice detail.
379
00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,426
She has the luxury of time.
380
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,432
No long lines to stand in.
381
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,103
No time cards to punch.
382
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:02,861
She has time to bake
seven pies from scratch, if she wants to.
383
00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:08,908
What's the conflict?
384
00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:12,911
There isn't one.
385
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:20,378
- People with money have everything.
- That's not true.
386
00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:24,716
I mean, I have a Peloton,
and I'm miserable.
387
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:28,261
- You have a Peloton?
- Do I look like I have a Peloton?
388
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,389
You look like you use it as a chair.
389
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:33,432
Ouch.
390
00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:49,448
Fuck.
391
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,076
- What?
- Fuck. Fuck!
392
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,162
- You gotta go. You gotta go.
- What?
393
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,830
Come on. Put your coat on.
394
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:59,250
My stepmom's here,
she hates having strangers in the house.
395
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,796
- Come on.
- Okay. Okay.
396
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,008
- Sheesh.
- Around there. Side of the house.
397
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:09,677
- Can we hang again before I...?
- No. Go! Faster, go!
398
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,437
I'm so sorry.
I was just getting out of here.
399
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:24,817
Oh.
400
00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:27,236
I was here because of the grout.
401
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,089
You want another glass?
402
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,424
I'm so sorry.
403
00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:50,592
Don't be.
404
00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,304
How about some pie?
405
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,098
Want some pie?
406
00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,433
No, no, no.
407
00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:00,353
So how was your Thanksgiving?
408
00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:07,276
It was good. I cleaned.
409
00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:14,367
We eat at this table... once a year?
410
00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:18,203
Eight grand.
411
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:22,208
I paid for it.
I paid for everything in this house.
412
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:25,003
I work so much
413
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,964
that I don't have time
to sit at this table.
414
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:32,635
That was always important to me,
that I kept working.
415
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,015
I was already a partner when I met James.
416
00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:41,310
My girlfriends all said,
"Quit! Enjoy your life."
417
00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:44,355
He wanted me to quit too.
418
00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:48,109
But I said, "Absolutely not."
419
00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,945
I wanted to respect myself.
420
00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:53,656
I wanted him to respect me.
421
00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:09,547
It's the people you think you know.
That's who you have to worry about.
422
00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:12,050
Because you don't actually know them.
423
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:16,345
You know the story
you tell yourself about who they are.
424
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,390
So you can get out of bed in the morning.
425
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,146
The last few years...
426
00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:29,108
sometimes I look at my husband...
427
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:33,029
he's just sitting there.
428
00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:36,657
And he's so beautiful.
429
00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:39,702
And it's not fair.
430
00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:44,248
And it's maybe
what Alzheimer's feels like.
431
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:49,045
He's familiar, but he's a stranger.
432
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,506
And I know I love him.
433
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,593
But I don't recognize him.
434
00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:05,728
And I just want this alien
to get the fuck out of my house.
435
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,484
I want the real him to come back.
436
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,957
Do you wanna know what's funny?
437
00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,754
He left his wife for me
because I was young,
438
00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:35,842
and he'd never had a good relationship
with his kids, and he wanted a do-over.
439
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:43,558
But unbeknownst to me, I had the
ovarian reserve of a 50-year-old woman.
440
00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:47,311
You probably got pregnant
without even trying, didn't you?
441
00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:48,980
Do you want me to respond?
442
00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,775
Sure. Respond.
443
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,280
I got pregnant easy.
444
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:02,660
But I've had to bust my ass
for everything else.
445
00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:04,495
I'm sure you have.
446
00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:07,540
Let's see now, after...
447
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:11,544
five years and six rounds of IVF,
448
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:15,047
one of which
actually made it to nine weeks...
449
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,842
and had a heartbeat, that was thrilling.
450
00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:19,927
After all that,
451
00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:24,557
then there were the meditation retreats,
452
00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:31,397
and even a trip to Mexico
for a Mayan uterus massage.
453
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:36,152
Three hundred thousand dollars later...
454
00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:39,488
and now...
455
00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:45,870
there is a woman named Joanna in Oregon...
456
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,333
who is five months pregnant with our son.
457
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,500
My son.
458
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:57,632
And I say that lightly
because we used a donor egg.
459
00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:01,886
All in all,
it took three women to make this baby.
460
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:07,516
One with the egg, one with the womb,
and one with the money.
461
00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:10,435
Me.
462
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:17,360
But she does send me pictures.
463
00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,572
I don't even know what I'm looking at.
464
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:24,951
What am I looking at?
465
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,251
Yeah, I think that's his foot.
466
00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:46,055
So then why don't I feel anything?
467
00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:49,058
Being a mother
looks like all kinds of things.
468
00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:55,398
I can understand
how for some women they can accept...
469
00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:59,318
that the baby is theirs, no matter what.
470
00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:03,281
And I really thought
I could be that woman, I...
471
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:11,289
But after all this time
and all this money...
472
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,083
when I look at that...
473
00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:16,836
I don't feel love.
474
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,798
I don't feel loved.
475
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,303
I just feel desperate.
476
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,893
I never thought I'd do this part alone.
477
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,520
Alone?
478
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,860
James wants a divorce.
479
00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,156
I'm sorry.
480
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,616
He told me
on the way to Thanksgiving dinner.
481
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:54,206
Which has got to be
some sort of record for asshole-ness.
482
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,793
It was not like I didn't see it coming.
483
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:05,092
With every miscarriage we had,
he just slipped further and further away.
484
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,011
Jesus, what am I doing?
485
00:39:26,405 --> 00:39:29,575
- For the grout.
- No, no. Mm-mm. No.
486
00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:32,119
It's fucking sparkling in here, Alex.
487
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,540
Don't ever let anybody
take advantage of you.
488
00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:42,838
Make you feel "less than"
for all of your hard work.
489
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,340
Work.
490
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:49,136
It's the one thing you can count on.
491
00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:53,391
Everything else is fragile.
492
00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:56,434
Okay?
493
00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:00,647
Okay.
494
00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:04,527
Take the pies too.
495
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:06,945
No.
496
00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:08,321
Please.
497
00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,287
Can I see a picture of your daughter?
498
00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:17,455
Of course.
499
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,212
How old is she?
500
00:40:23,295 --> 00:40:24,588
She's almost 3.
501
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,135
And you're doing it alone?
502
00:40:32,054 --> 00:40:33,764
Do you like being a mom?
503
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,809
I live for my daughter.
504
00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:42,313
You can go.
505
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,611
Close the gate on your way out.
506
00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:49,195
Okay.
507
00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:50,823
Okay.
508
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,603
Confessions of a Maid.
509
00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:24,523
People keep weird things in their drawers.
510
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,319
And I could list them all here.
511
00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:32,323
But instead, here's what I'll confess.
512
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,783
Cleaning people's houses means
513
00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:38,787
I spend hours dusting credenzas
that could put me through college,
514
00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:42,833
washing floors made of wood
that could buy me a house.
515
00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:48,339
It's hard not to want
their things, their lives.
516
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,300
No, "want" is too soft a word. Covet.
517
00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:54,178
It's hard not to covet
these lives that you ache for,
518
00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:57,681
because it all looks so easy, so pleasant.
519
00:41:58,265 --> 00:42:03,646
The coconut waters, the shelves of books,
the infinity pools, the ice-cold Sancerre.
520
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,233
But the truth is,
521
00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:10,528
despite being wealthy
and living in a dream house
522
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:14,573
with marbled bathrooms
and floor-to-ceiling views of the sea,
523
00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:17,034
their lives are still lacking.
524
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:23,791
Maybe all those long hallways and
walk-in closets are just hiding places.
525
00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:28,254
Maybe all that glass
just shows you your own loneliness.
526
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:36,220
Maybe when you live in a house that big,
you lose yourself in it.
527
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:41,767
When I think about the house
that I want for my daughter and me,
528
00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:44,770
it's not big and full of stuff.
529
00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:51,026
There's a bed for each of us,
a surface for me to write on.
530
00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:56,031
Maybe a yard for a big, dumb dog someday.
531
00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:02,746
But our space is a home
because we love each other in it.
532
00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,020
Say, "Hi, Mommy."
533
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:30,649
What? Hi, hi, hi.
534
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,735
Oh...
535
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,656
How was your Turkey Day?
536
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:41,118
It was good, we had cranberry sauce.
Not a fan.
537
00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:44,079
Oh, my goodness, I missed you.
I missed you. I missed you.
538
00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:45,414
We missed you too.
539
00:43:45,497 --> 00:43:49,209
I thought maybe
you'd change your mind and come by.
540
00:43:50,502 --> 00:43:53,756
I don't wanna confuse her
about where Mommy lives.
541
00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:01,221
- Did she eat yet?
- Yep, scrambled eggs.
542
00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:03,306
Thanks.
543
00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:09,396
- So how was your lonely Thanksgiving?
- It was okay. Kind of nice, actually.
544
00:44:13,525 --> 00:44:14,652
I saw you on Tinder.
545
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:18,321
I saw you on Tinder.
546
00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:25,496
- So you'll pick her up Friday?
- Yeah. Yeah, sounds good.
547
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,332
Okay. Thanks.
548
00:44:28,415 --> 00:44:30,751
Why don't you give your daddy
a big kiss goodbye?
549
00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:32,961
See you Friday.
550
00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,882
Bye, Maddy! Bye, Mad-dog!
551
00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,718
- Thank you.
- You guys have fun.
552
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:43,889
Guess what. Do you like pie? Are you sure?
553
00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:45,182
Good news for you.
554
00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:49,853
I have seven whole pies at home.
555
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:52,731
- Seven?
- Seven whole pies.
556
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:16,004
All right, buddy, let's roll.
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