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HA HA HA HA HA.
JUST KEEP THE OLD ONE?
I THINK THAT'S BEST.
♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪
♪ TELL ME WHY ♪
♪ I LOVE YOU LIKE I DO ♪
♪ TELL ME WHO ♪
♪ CAN STOP MY HEART AS MUCH AS YOU ♪
♪ TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS ♪
♪ I'LL TELL YOU MOST OF MINE ♪
♪ THEY SAY NOBODY'S PERFECT ♪
♪ WELL, THAT'S REALLY TRUE THIS TIME ♪
♪ I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWERS, I DON'T HAVE A PLAN ♪
♪ ALL I HAVE IS YOU ♪
♪ SO, BABY, HELP ME UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ WHAT WE DO ♪
♪ YOU CAN WHISPER IN MY EAR ♪
♪ WHERE WE GO ♪
♪ WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS AFTER HERE? ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE EACH OTHER'S HAND ♪
♪ AND JUMP INTO THE FINAL FRONTIER ♪
♪ AHH-AHH-AH ♪
♪ FINAL FRONTIER ♪
NAH, I GOT THESE CHINESE HERBS,
AND THEY MAKE IT INTO A TINCTURE.
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. JUST LIKE TREES AND BARKS AND LEAVES,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE,
BUT THEY MUSH IT UP THERE FOR 8.95,
AND I'M TELLING YOU I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE.
I'M SO ENERGETIC.
I'M FULL OF PEP AND VIM, I'M FOCUSED,
I'M ALIVE, I'M ALERT, I AM LORD OF THE GALAXY.
HEY.
OOH, MY WIFE IS HERE. I GOT TO GO.
WHAT ARE YOU, HOME FOR LUNCH?
SADLY, NO. HOME FOR THE TRUMP FILE, WHICH I FORGOT.
I WAS SO EXHAUSTED THIS MORNING THAT I LEFT WITHOUT IT,
AND THE PRESENTATION'S THIS AFTERNOON.
WE STILL OWN THE CHILD, RIGHT?
YES, WE DO. SHE'S OUT WITH IRA AND LISA.
OH, GOOD. YEAH, THEY DO THIS THING
WHERE LISA PRETENDS SHE'S THE MOM.
YOU KNOW, IT'S CUTE, BUT IT'S REALLY INCREDIBLY SAD.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY SISTER HAVING A LITTLE FUN,
SPENDING SOME... HELLO.
SORRY. YOU LOOK NICE.
THANK YOU.
HERE'S A THOUGHT FOR YOU JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY HOME FOR LUNCH?
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
WHEN I SAY LUNCH, I DON'T REALLY MEAN LUNCH.
I MEAN... LUNCH.
OH.
A LITTLE QUICKIE, HUH? A LITTLE AFTERNOON DELIGHT.
A NOONER.
A NOONER?
WHAT?
THAT'S AN EXPRESSION YOU USE?
YEAH, A LITTLE FAST ONE. A LEANER.
OH.
A MULLIGAN. WHAT?
A ZIPPITY-DOO-DAH.
WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?
IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED, FINE.
A LITTLE ONE-HOUR MARTINIZING.
ALL RIGHT, OK. GOOD GOD.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HERE? WHAT IS THIS?
HEY, SWEETIE, EITHER YOU HAVE A VERY LONG WAIT AT THE BAKERY...
I SIGNED UP FOR A 10K CHARITY RUN.
REALLY? WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. WHAT CHARITY DID YOU PICK?
MOTHER TERESA'S MAGIC CHILDREN.
GOOD FOR YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA SIGN UP, TOO.
REALLY? YEAH. WE'LL RUN TOGETHER.
YOU AND ME, WE'LL RUN. IT'LL BE FUN.
SWEETIE, NOT EVERYBODY HAS TO RUN... PHYSICALLY.
YOU CAN RUN IN SPIRIT.
SWEETIE, IT'S A 10K. 10 WHOLE K.
RIGHT. YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T THINK I CAN RUN 10K?
IN A ROW?
THAT'S NICE. THAT'S VERY NICE. MY WIFE...
WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, MY BIGGEST SUPPORTER,
YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE THE ENERGY
TO RUN A MEASLY 10 LITTLE K.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH A "K" IS?
YES. A "K" IS... IS 1/10 OF A 10K.
UH-HUH.
WHICH IS, IF YOU CAN DO IT, PRETTY SURE I CAN DO IT.
OK.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
I THINK YOU ARE AFRAID, MY LITTLE FRIEND.
AFRAID OF? EATING MY DUST.
I SEE. UH-HUH.
BUT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, I'M GONNA LET IT GO.
THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON I AM.
I'M GONNA OFFER YOU A LUNCH WIGGLE.
OH, GOD.
A LITTLE VENEZUELA MAMBO.
SWEETIE, I'M TIRED, I'M LATE, I CAN'T FIND MY FILE.
YEAH, OK. BIG 10K PERSON
DOESN'T HAVE THE STRENGTH FOR A LITTLE FIDDLE-FADDLE.
HONEY...
I UNDERSTAND. YOU'RE A MOM, YOU'RE WORKING.
WHO HAS THE ENERGY FOR A CHATTANOOGA CHOO-CHOO?
ALL RIGHT. I'LL STAY.
REALLY? NO KIDDING AROUND? UH-HUH.
SO WE HAVE TIME FOR A FLOPSY? YEP.
A LITTLE GUGGENHEIM? UH-HUH.
A HUMPHREY.
ONE MORE, I'M GOING BACK TO THE OFFICE.
LAST ONE, I SWEAR.
YOU KNOW WHAT WAS REALLY HARD
IS LOSING ALL THAT WEIGHT AFTER MABEL WAS BORN.
PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
LAST 10 POUNDS WERE REALLY BAD.
YOU UNDERSTAND YOU ARE NOT HER MOTHER?
AND THE LACTATING AND THE UGH.
THANK GOD YOU'RE JUST HER AUNT.
HEY, I'D BE AN AMAZING MOTHER.
OH, YEAH? YEAH.
IN FACT, I THINK I WANT A BABY OF MY OWN RIGHT NOW.
OK, JUST A COUPLE OF THINGS TO CONSIDER, ALL RIGHT?
LIKE WHAT?
LIKE YOU'RE NUTS.
YEAH. YEAH.
AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT A HUSBAND?
I'LL ADOPT.
HEY, DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I HAVE A NEED TO MOTHER.
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD NOT START AT THE TOP,
YOU KNOW, LIKE, WITH A BABY HUMAN.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD START WITH, LIKE, A CACTUS, YOU KNOW,
OR A BANANA OR SOMETHING.
I CAN MOTHER MORE THAN A BANANA.
HOW ABOUT A MONKEY?
NAH, NAH. A MONKEY'S TOO EVOLVED.
A TURTLE. GET YOURSELF A TURTLE.
NO, NO, NO. IT HAS TO HAVE FUR.
YOU CAN'T BE A MOTHER
UNLESS THE THING YOU'RE MOTHERING HAS FUR.
A GERBIL. A COW.
IGUANA. HORSIE.
PARROT. CAT.
HEY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD. GOOD. ADOPT A CAT.
YEAH, I WILL.
WHAT A CUTE BABY.
OH, THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, I WAS IN LABOR FOR OVER 70 HOURS.
HERE WE GO.
GOT TO LOVE THOSE NOONERS.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR A NOONER.
IS IT NOON? LET'S HAVE A NOONER.
I'M HUNGRY. ARE YOU HUNGRY? LET'S EAT. MAKE ME LUNCH.
SLEEPING.
YOU PROMISED YOU WERE GONNA MAKE ME LUNCH.
AREN'T YA HUNGRY? AREN'T YA? AREN'T YA?
OW. I-I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.
OK, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG,
'CAUSE THAT WAS RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE BEST EVER.
HONEY, JUST... NO TALKING, JUST SLEEPING.
THE QUICKEST AND YET, IRONICALLY,
INCREDIBLY, HAPPILY, WONDERFULLY AMONG THE VERY BESTEST BEST.
I'LL GIVE YOU $20 TO BE QUIET.
I FEEL SO ENERGIZED...
$30.
SO FILLED WITH VOLTAGE.
I LOVE THIS ENERGY, THESE VOLTS.
"I SING THE BODY ELECTRIC."
IT'S CHI.
HUH?
IT'S CHI.
CHINESE FOR LIFE ENERGY.
YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL MY CHI.
I AM... I'M TOTALLY EMPTY, EVEN THE EXTRA TANK,
WHICH IS WHY, NOW, ACCORDING TO CHINESE LEGEND,
I MUST SLEEP FOR A THOUSAND YEARS.
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY.
THAT IS SOME PRIMO CHI YOU GOT THERE,
BECAUSE I AM... OY, OFFICIALLY LATE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T NEED THAT FILE FOR MY PRESENTATION.
I'LL DO IT OFF THE CUFF, ON THE SPOT,
RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.
YOU'RE NOT MAKING ME LUNCH, ARE YOU?
CAN'T EVEN TALK. GOTTA GO.
OK. I'LL JUST GRAB A COBB SALAD.
I JUST FELL ASLEEP AGAIN.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
LOOKS JUST LIKE ANNETTE BENING.
YEAH, THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEED...
THE CAT THAT'S BETTER LOOKING THAN ME.
HEY, LOOK AT THAT ONE.
NOW THAT'S A CAT.
NAH. THAT'S A KANGAROO.
HE'S TRYING TO KILL THE RABBIT.
WOW, LOOK AT HIS COAT.
I WONDER WHAT KIND OF CAT IT IS.
THAT WOULD BE THE VERY RARE HOMICIDAL JUMPING CAT.
HE'S FEISTY. EXCUSE ME.
I'D LIKE TO ADOPT THIS CAT, PLEASE.
THAT ONE?
YEAH. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THIS?
THE CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST GOT OUT OF BELLEVUE.
I'M TELLING YOU, GO WITH ANNETTE.
SEE, HE NEEDS ME.
OHH...
OH, YEAH. SCRATCH MY BACK. THAT FEELS GOOD.
LISA... WHAT? IT'S FINE.
WE'RE GONNA BE GREAT FRIENDS.
BUCHMAN AT THE 5, AND MURRAY IN HOT PURSUIT.
I SAY, MURRAY... IN HOT PURSUIT.
HIYA. HI.
WHAT, DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING AT HOME
2 DAYS IN A ROW?
OH, BOY, THE MIND IS THE FIRST THING TO GO.
THAT IS JUST SO SAD,
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW, HONEY, DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE GONNA PUT YOU IN A NICE HOME SOMEWHERE,
NOT ONE OF THOSE STATE-RUN FACILITIES.
I'M TALKING, LIKE, A LOVELY PLACE IN THE COUNTRY
WITH FINGER PAINTS AND ROSES AND A NICE LITTLE DUCK POND.
CAN WE HAVE A NOONER? HMM?
PLEASE? I WANT TO HAVE A NOONER.
CAN WE HAVE A NOONER? IT'S NOON.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU THINK YOU CAN MARCH IN HERE UNANNOUNCED WHENEVER YOU WANT
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HOP TO IT AND SERVICE YOUR EVERY NEED?
YES. EXACTLY.
MM-MM-MM.
YOU KNOW, AFTER YESTERDAY'S NOONER,
I GOT DONALD TRUMP TO FUND A DAYCARE CENTER.
THE THING IS, I HAVE TO SOMEHOW TODAY GET HIM TO PAY FOR
AN ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY PLAYGROUND.
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO THIS.
SO IT OCCURRED TO ME, "HEY, LET'S HAVE ANOTHER NOONER,"
WHICH WILL BE BARRELS OF FUN IN AND OF ITSELF,
NOT TO MENTION IT'LL MAYBE JOG MY THINKING A LITTLE BIT.
MM-HMM. I'M ONLY DOING THIS FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.
YOU'RE A GIVER.
YES, I AM. YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
I SIGNED UP FOR THE CHARITY 10K. HEY, HEY.
DON'T TALK.
OK.
I'VE NEVER BEEN USED LIKE THIS BEFORE IN MY LIFE,
AND I MUST SAY, ME LIKEE.
11, IF YOU PLEASE.
OH, HEY, 11. ME TOO.
OH, YES. THE SISTER.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I KNOW THAT 11 WOULD BE LOVELY.
I'M A NEW MOTHER.
REALLY?
IT'S A KITTY.
IT'S A BOY. SEE?
VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M JUST SAYING THAT, TRANSLATED INTO RUNNING,
WHAT WE JUST DID IS MAYBE 1/8th OF A "K," AND LOOK AT YOU.
DON'T LOOK AT ME. I'M GROTESQUE.
HEY, LISE. HEY.
HEY, HEY, COULD YOU LEARN TO KNOCK, PLEASE?
I'M BOTTOMLESS UNDER AN AFGHAN HERE.
CAN I LEAVE THIS HERE FOR A COUPLE DAYS?
THIS?
DID I SAY THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN? I KNEW IT.
MURRAY, IT'S OK, IT'S OK.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE PUDDYCAT.
I GOT TO GO.
I'LL WALK YOU OUT. OK.
WA... WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT... WHAT...
LOVE YOU. AH-AH.
OK, AT NO POINT DID I SAY THAT I'M GONNA BE IN CHARGE OF...
WAIT, MURRAY, COME BACK HERE.
COME BACK HERE. COME HERE.
MURRAY. JAMES?
COME BACK HERE. WHERE'S EVERYBODY GOING?
GOT TO LOVE THOSE NOONERS.
HONEY, DO WE HAVE ANY PIG'S ADRENALINE IN THE HOUSE?
COME ON. WE'RE GOING RUNNING.
WE'RE WHAT?
COME ON. QUICK 5K JUST TO WARM UP.
OH, HONEY, DO YOU KNOW HOW FEW THINGS THERE ARE
THAT ARE LESS LIKELY RIGHT NOW?
AW, COME ON, UNCLE JOE.
WHAT IS THAT, "UNCLE JOE"?
'CAUSE YOU'RE MOVIN' KINDA SLOW.
YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND SO CLEVER.
HONEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE ODDS ARE
OF YOU RUNNING A 10K TOMORROW
IF YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE TODAY?
ALL RIGHT, YOU WANNA SEE RUNNING?
YOU WANNA SEE RUNNING? WE'LL SEE SOME RUNNING.
YOU WILL SEE ME RUN LIKE LIGHTNING.
OH, EVERY DAY, MY FEET ARE A LITTLE FURTHER AWAY.
I THINK THAT NOONER WAS THE BEST SO FAR.
I COULD TELL. YOU LET OUT A SOUND, MY FRIEND,
A WILD SOUND I'D NEVER HEARD BEFORE.
MY SOUNDS WERE WITHIN PERFECTLY REASONABLE LIMITS.
WELL, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR YOURSELF, BUT IT WAS...
IT WAS LIKE... RRR.
THAT WAS THE NOISE.
ACTUALLY, THAT WAS THE NOISE.
MURRAY.
AAH. AAH.
RRR.
RRR.
RRR.
RRR.
YOU'RE SCARING HIM.
I'M GONNA GET HIM SOME WARM MILK.
AAH.
WHAT CRAZY MUTANT CAT IS THAT?
MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL SOMEONE.
LIKE WHO?
A S.W.A.T. TEAM...
OR THE EXORCIST...
OR SAY THE POUND.
WHY WOULD YOU CALL THE POUND?
TO TAKE AWAY THE CAT.
YOU CAN'T JUST RETURN THE CAT.
THAT CAT IS LISA'S BABY.
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE RETURNED MABEL?
IF MABEL WERE LEAPING 9 FEET IN THE AIR
AND BITIN' THE TAILS OFF OF SHEEPDOGS,
I THINK I'D BE OPEN FOR DISCUSSION.
THE BOOK OF A THOUSAND CATS?
A DOLLAR 98. WHAT DO YOU CARE?
KNOW WHAT? YOU CALL THE POUND.
I'M GONNA GET MURRAY OUTTA THERE.
BE CAREFUL.
I BELIEVE I WILL BE CAREFUL.
SHH.
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD...
I SHALL NOT... WAAH.
BAD CAT.
BAD, BAD CAT.
IT HAS PRONOUNCED EARS, AND HERE'S THE THING,
IT HAS, LIKE, A BONE-CHILLING CRY.
IT'S A SORT OF A... RRR.
NO, IT'S HIGHER THAN THAT. LIKE A RRR!
THERE, YOU HEAR THAT?
REALLY INCREDIBLY BAD CAT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT A REGULAR CAT?
WHAT IS IT, THEN? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HERE IT IS.
PUMA.
IT'S A BABY PUMA. THERE'S A PUMA IN THE KITCHEN?
I SAY IT IS YOUR DEPARTMENT. YOU GAVE IT TO US.
IT'S NOT LIKE WE SAID,
"OH, PLEASE, SEND US SOME HALF-CRAZED MEAT..."
YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN' I'LL HOLD.
HONEY, IT'S A P...
MY GOODNESS.
PAUL, WALK OUT OF HERE.
HONEY, HE'S GOT A REAL KNACK FOR THIS, OK?
JUST BACK OUT SLOWLY.
PAUL, I JUST...
DO IT.
ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE.
YES. HELLO. A PARK RANGER?
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A PARK RANGER
IN MANHATTAN, CENTRAL PARK? OH, CENTRAL PARK.
HONEY, THEY SAY WE HAVE TO...
ARE YOU GOOD?
OH, YEAH.
FINE.
GIVE ME BACK MY CAT.
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
FINE. THANK YOU.
WOULD YOU JUST CUT IT OUT? AND DON'T CALL HIM DANGEROUS.
MY BABY IS NOT DANGEROUS, OK?
OH.
HI.
IT'S IN THERE.
UM, MUST BE EXCITING BEING A RANGER, HUH?
WELL, IT HAS ITS MOMENTS.
YEAH, BET YOU CAN SEE FAR.
HELP ME.
WHOA, ISN'T HE A BEAUTY.
YEAH, HE'S ADORABLE.
NO. HEY, HEY, WAIT.
IT'S A TRANQUILIZER, JUST SO I CAN GET HIM TO THE ZOO.
THE ZOO? OH, COME ON, I KNOW HE'S BEEN A LOT OF TROUBLE.
WELL, YOU TRY AND TEACH THEM RIGHT FROM WRONG, BUT...
IT'S A CAT.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
OF COURSE IT'S MY FAULT. I'M HIS MOTHER. I'M RESPONSIBLE.
IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT.
IT'S A CAT.
THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH A MOTHER CAN DO.
EVERY CHILD HAS ITS OWN NATURE.
OUR BABY'S A FUSSY EATER.
YOUR BABY'S A... YOU KNOW, A PUMA.
HONEY, BEHIND YOU. QUICK.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. SHOOT ME. SHOOT ME.
YOU WANT ME TO? NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY? THE GUY'S ALREADY HERE.
PAUL.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT A MOTHER, ARE YOU?
NO.
SO YOU DON'T KNOW THE HEARTACHE, THE WORRY...
SHOOT HIM. SHOOT HIM.
HONEY, LOOK OUT.
OW. OW. OW. PUMA. PUMA.
SHOOT HIM.
THE CAT, I'M SAYING.
HONEY...
SO I'LL SEE YA IN, LIKE, WHAT, 12 TO 14 HOURS?
YEAH. YEAH, OK.
HONEY?
SWEETIE?
PAUL.
♪ BORN FREE ♪
♪ AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS ♪
HONEY.
HUH?
IT'S TIME FOR THE 10K, SWEETIE.
OHH, I CAN'T, UH...
I KNOW, I KNOW.
I CAN'T. I-I... YOU GO. YOU GO HAVE A NICE TIME.
I WILL. I WAS JUST WONDERING IF MAYBE, BEFORE I DO,
YOU WANNA HAVE A LITTLE FLOPSY?
A WHAT?
A McMULLEN?
A MULLIGAN.
WHATEVER IT IS.
NO.
IT'LL GIVE ME THAT EDGE, THAT LITTLE EXTRA SOMETHING.
NO, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO GIVE YOU.
SURE, YOU DO.
OH, SWEETIE, I HAVE BEEN SHOT IN THE ASS
WITH A TRANQUILIZER GUN. THERE. OW.
PLEASE? NO.
I'VE BEEN BITTEN IN THE COLON. NO, IT WOULD KILL ME.
OH, FINE, IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT
MOTHER TERESA'S MAGIC CHILDREN...
DON'T DO THAT TO ME.
NO, NO, NO, FINE. IF YOU'RE WILLING TO SUCK THE MAGIC
OUT OF THEIR DESPERATE LITTLE LIVES...
I'M BEGGIN' YOU.
MOST OF THESE CHILDREN HAVE NEVER EVEN HAD A DAY IN THE SUN.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO.
MAYBE HALF A GUGGENHEIM, BUT THEN I GOTTA LIE DOWN.
LOOK, I CAN'T WORK WITH YOU THIS WAY.
I ASK YOU TO MEOW, YOU LEAP. I ASK YOU TO LEAP, YOU HISS.
I ASK YOU TO HISS, YOU SWAT.
ACTUALLY, WE CALL THAT "SWIPING."
SHUT UP. I'M AN ADULT.
I JUST SPENT THE LAST 5 DAYS DIRECTING A FREAKING CAT.
SURE. NOW.
YOU CALL YOURSELF A CAT? YOU'RE NOT A CAT.
MURRAY'S A DOG, AND HE'S A BETTER CAT THAN YOU ARE.
MURRAY WALKS IN, HITS HIS MARK, LOOKS UP, AND BARKS.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN LOOKING AT ME.
SEE, YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN S.A.G.
YOU GOTTA MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME.
♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪
♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪
♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪
♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪
♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪
♪ OOH-OOH ♪
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