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(footsteps approach)
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Hey, how you feeling?
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Oh, I'm okay.
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The morning sickness
has receded.
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I am having some really
weird cravings though.
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Don't give in to those--
that's the fetus
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fighting for dominance.
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Wait, what time is it?
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11:17.
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It's 11:17?
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It's 11:17?!
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Senator Thoroughgood,
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this is a good bill
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that will put more math
and science teachers
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into the classroom.
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Did you know America's
kids rank 32nd
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in the world in algebra?
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Algebra.
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You know that word
has Arabic roots.
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SKIP:
11:17! It's 11:17!
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Sorry. Coming through.
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My bad. Hey.
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I should've just gone
in front of you.
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I don't know why I did that.
Hi, Momily!
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Sorry, sir! It's 11:17.
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Thank you for your service.
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Oh. Hey, Stacey.
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Didn't expect to bump
into you here.
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Hey.
Hey. You come here often?
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Yeah.
I know... I know you do.
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You come here every day.
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I can feel your eyes
burning through my soul, Patty.
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(sighs)
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You don't just jump in
and ask someone out.
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I'm laying groundwork.
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I know it's frustrating for you.
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The back and forth.
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The will-they-or-won't-they.
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All right, fine.
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Stacey!
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Uh, hey, um...
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I just wanted
to say...
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that... before I die,
I want to go to Asia.
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Me, too.
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Wow.
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How long have you been waiting
for that moment?
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Mm.
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WOMAN: We're joined by
President Dale Gilchrist
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and First Lady
Emily Nash Gilchrist.
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Mr. President,
you're pressing for a vote
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on a set of controversial
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education reforms.
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Your critics have said...
DALE: Look,
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there's nothing controversial
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about this bill.
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Just common sense steps.
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More math and science teachers
in the classroom and...
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And more support
for programs
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that actually excite
kids about learning.
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WOMAN:
Interesting.
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Mrs. Gilchrist, where do
you stand on sleeves?
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I'm sorry,
Savannah. What?
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WOMAN: You're so stylish
and your outfits are amazing.
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People are talking about your
outfits. It's a hot topic.
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Well, okay.
(chuckles)
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First of all,
thank you. Um,
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but if we could just
get back to education--
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it really is
a passion of mine.
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But that's not your only
passion. I understand
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you studied classical dance.
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In fact, I think we have
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some video of you in a leotard.
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Justin, can we roll that clip?
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Oh, Justin, you don't
have to do that.
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Yes, I was a dancer.
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Right before I became
a lawyer
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for 15 years.
And today I am leading
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our efforts to... You are
rolling that clip, aren't you?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Wow. Look at those arms.
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Any diet tips?
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MARSHALL: And tomorrow night,
the President and First Lady
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will be holding a gala to honor
Senator Frohm Thoroughgood
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for his 50 years in the Senate.
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Yes.
How does the President feel
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about honoring a man
who claimed until 1978
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that the Civil War
ended in a draw?
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President Gilchrist
and Senator Thoroughgood
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have not always seen eye to eye,
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but the President has-has...
great respect
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for the Senator's long service
to this country.
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DALE:
The man's
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a monster.
EMILY:
He's been on the wrong side
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of history for
half a century.
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In the sixties he tried
to ban interracial dancing.
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He was the inspiration
for Hairspray.
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I think you guys are being
a little hard on him.
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It says here he marched
in Selma with Martin
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Luther King. And I'm
continuing to read,
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and it's getting
much worse.
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There he is with a baton
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and a group of men
dressed as ghosts.
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Look, in the Senate,
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you don't get power for being
right, you get it for being old.
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It's not popular to say,
but the Founding Fathers
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really screwed the pooch
on this one.
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(groans) I'm really not looking
forward to this ball.
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It's just all these events
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are so uncomfortable for me now
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that the news broke.
Look,
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pretty soon your brother
here is gonna do
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something so strange
and embarrassing
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that the whole pregnancy thing
will be quickly overshadowed.
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I'm here for you, sis.
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Besides, I think the
ball is gonna be fun.
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The dancing,
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the formal wear.
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It'll be just like Prom,
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the movie about prom.
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I've never been to a prom.
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You should ask that cute
mailroom girl to go with you.
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I don't know.
I don't want to ruin
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what we have.
BECCA: You mean you
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staring at her every morning
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as she walks by?
Yeah.
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You know what?
Sometimes in life
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you just have to go for
what you want. What's your
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favorite thing
in the world?
Pizza!
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No, ninjas.
No, pizza.
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And fantasy football, which
is when I imagine Dad and I
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playing football together--
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he's the quarterback,
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I'm the only receiver
he trusts...
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Let's go with pizza--
if this girl
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were the last piece
of pizza on earth,
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you'd go for her, right?
It depends on when I had lunch.
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At the very least,
I would lick her
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so that no one else
would eat her.
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Just ask her out, Skip.
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Okay.
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Good day, sir. Are you
the mailroom supervisor here?
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That's right.
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I would like
permission to ask
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your employee, Stacey Kim,
to be my date
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to the formal White House
ball tomorrow night.
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I'm a good man
and a hard worker, sir.
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Okay.
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I won't let you down.
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Skip?
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(quietly):
Eat the pizza.
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What are you doing here?
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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I have a quick question
that could
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alter the course
of both of our lives.
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Okay...
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what's up?
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Okay. Here goes.
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Stacey Kim,
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would you do me the honor
of being my date--
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keep going Skip--
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to the gala tomorrow night?
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Wow.
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That sounds amazing.
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But...
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we're just going
as friends, right?
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Yes. Right now
we are just friends.
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Okay. I would love to go
with you as friends.
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Awesome. It's a date.
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It's not a date.
Not a date.
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We'll put a pin
in the romance.
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No pin, Skip.
No pin,
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Skip. Too sharp.
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Yeah.
You get pricked.
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I'm in!
BECCA: Are you?
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It really doesn't
seem like it.
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(sighs)
Becca, Becca, Becca.
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That sounds like a helicopter.
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Becca, Becca, Becca, Becca...
Skip, what's your point?
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You know how some guys
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are really good at picking up
girls at bars?
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Yeah, you know.
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That's not me. Me?
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I'm more of a ball guy--
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the slimming black tuxedo,
the witty repartee.
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It all plays
to my strengths.
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Especially the dancing.
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A lot of people have
told me I'm like
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a young Fred Astaire.
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Do you know who that is?
Is that a-a compliment?
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I just... I don't want you
to get hurt.
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You know, sometimes
your imagination
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runs wild.
Strangers become friends.
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Friends become dates.
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Dates...
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become...
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romantically exclusive.
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We'll talk about this
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magical night at our wedding.
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Our wedding!
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I'm s... I'm so sorry.
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What-what was your concern?
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Just be careful, Skip.
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Becca, Becca, Becca, Becca,
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Becca, Becca, Becca, Becca,
Becca, Becca, Becca, Becca...
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(sighs)
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DALE: That's our priority,
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and that means doing
a better job stretching
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our educational dollar.
WOMAN: Speaking of
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stretching, Mrs. Gilchrist,
as a classically trained
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dancer, can you still
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touch your head to your knee?
(groans)
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I just don't like talking
about the dancing thing.
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It's objectifying.
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Be honest, when you hear a woman
is a classically trained dancer,
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what do you think?
Well, it's artistic.
It's cultured.
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It's sex with a pretzel lady.
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We're simple creatures.
(groans)
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This isn't just
about one interview.
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What's bothering you?
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Just...
(sighs)
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Remember back in Nevada,
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when I was running your
campaign for governor?
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We were crisscrossing the
state in that beat-up van.
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Yeah, smelled like cats
and the last owner died in it.
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Those were good times.
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I know, right?
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See, back then,
we were a team.
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Now, I don't know, I...
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feel like everyone thinks
I'm just this shiny object
Honey...
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you lug around.
Honey, I wouldn't be here
if it weren't for you.
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And together we're gonna drag
that education bill
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over the finish line.
(groans) It's never getting
out of the Senate.
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We just need one vote.
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I say we take another run
at Thoroughgood.
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(scoffs)
No way.
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He's craven, un... principled
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and therefore open
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to making a deal.
Exactly.
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(Emily and Dale
speaking indistinctly)
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MARSHALL:
Sir? Thoroughgood is here.
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I told him I'd see
if you all were ready.
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And then he told me
he was impressed
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by how articulate I am.
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(groans)
Racist compliments.
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Bittersweet.
Let's do this.
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DALE:
Okay, Congress
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recesses tomorrow,
so they're going
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into one of those
late-night sessions.
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That means the vote is probably
gonna be tonight
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after the ball.
We are not
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letting him leave
until we reach
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an agreement.
We can't keep him here forever.
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I'm just trying to psych us up.
Oh,
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that's good.
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Mr. President.
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Sorry, I'm late.
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My aide drives like an Hawaiian.
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Well, uh, we won't waste
a lot of your time, Senator.
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We want your vote
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on my education bill.
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I didn't realize we were
bringing our wives
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to the meeting.
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(chuckles)
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Excuse me?
Senator,
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we've had our differences,
but you know
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that boys and girls
in your state are gonna benefit
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from these investments
in math and science.
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Well, of course I do.
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But my mind has been wracked
with other matters. Now,
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perhaps if you might
address some of my
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00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,277
unrelated concerns--
in the highway bill,
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00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:07,915
for instance-- I might
be able to see more lucidly
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the merits
of your education reforms.
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00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,686
Well, I'm glad to see
you're open
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to what Emily
has put together here.
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Emily, be a doll
and fetch me a Sazerac.
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Rye or bourbon,
whatever's easy.
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And if we're building a highway,
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we might just well build
an off-ramp to a new
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army base.
Uh, let's not get
ahead of ourselves.
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00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:31,104
You should be for this because
it's the right thing to do.
282
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,040
Ooh, such strong opinions.
283
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,208
It is my proposal.
Well, don't get
284
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hysterical. Men are talking.
285
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:37,911
All right! You know what?
286
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You may have power,
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but you are
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a sad, mean, awful man.
289
00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,417
And long after you die,
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00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,153
your descendants will apologize
291
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,989
for the shameful legacy
that you leave behind.
292
00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,460
(inhales sharply)
293
00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,364
So what do you say?
We have a deal?
294
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,374
(lively big band music plays)
295
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:13,013
* I'm sitting on top
296
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:16,583
* Of the world
297
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,086
* I'm floating
298
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,155
* Like clouds in the sky
299
00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:25,625
Excuse me, sir, do you know
how to tie a bow tie?
300
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:37,304
* I'm sitting on top
of the world *
301
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,673
Good evening,
Mr. Mailroom Supervisor.
302
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,308
Is Stacey ready
for the ball?
303
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,342
No idea.
304
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,877
STACEY:
Is this okay?
305
00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,512
I didn't know
if I should wear...
306
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,681
Stacey, shut your beautiful,
magical mouth.
307
00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,516
You look so elegant,
308
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:52,052
like Queen Amidala but
when she's dressed as Padmé--
309
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,454
Not too showy
but still super hot
310
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,623
and ready to take on
the Trade Federation.
311
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,558
Thank you.
312
00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,762
Believe it or not, that's
the look I was going for.
313
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,832
Sir, I assure you,
314
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,499
my intentions are
strictly honorable.
315
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,668
I really don't care.
316
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,037
Is that a corsage?
317
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,371
No, they're flowers.
318
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,506
DALE:
Look, Senator,
319
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:16,009
about earlier, uh...
Yes, I'm deeply sorry
320
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,711
if my words
caused you any...
321
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:20,347
Your words
caused me great injury.
322
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,082
But I can tell you this--
323
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,317
it's gonna be very difficult
for me to find the strength
324
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,919
to support your bill
while I'm still nursing
325
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:26,987
these dagger wounds.
326
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,221
Difficult.
327
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,656
But not impossible?
328
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,658
THOROUGHGOOD:
What you said hurt me,
329
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,695
but I know that there are others
who share your misconceptions.
330
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:38,698
Now, you tell them I am not
the monster they think I am.
331
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,934
Make a toast to me.
332
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,502
Say some flowery words
333
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,337
written by your best Jew.
334
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,106
(quietly): We're
back in the game.
335
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,175
I am not telling
a bunch of lies
336
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,677
to make that
man look good.
We're not gonna lie;
337
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,013
we'll just avoid
saying the bad parts.
338
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,748
It'll be a short speech.
339
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,383
Hi!
340
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,953
Ah, you must be Stacey.
Emperor Thoroughgood,
how are you?
341
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,922
Well, who is this
342
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,023
spicy little dumpling?
343
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,024
After a romp
with her,
344
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,893
are you horny
half an hour later?
345
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,060
Excuse me?
346
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,261
It's okay, Skip.
347
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,462
No, it most certainly
348
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,697
is not okay.
349
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,365
You show some respect,
350
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,034
you old racist bastard!
351
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,436
(room quiets suddenly)
352
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,306
(laughing)
353
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,740
Well...
354
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,142
this boy's got gumption.
355
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,777
(laughter)
356
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,312
(laughter dies)
357
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,615
(chuckles)
Oh, Lordy.
358
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,484
Well... look who I
359
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,153
get to sit next to!
360
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,322
Hi. I'm Bunny
Thoroughgood.
361
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,656
Wife of the senator.
362
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,391
Hi.
I knew several
363
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,628
unwed mothers back
in Pacawsha County
whose lives
364
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,296
turned out to be worthwhile.
365
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,498
Thank you.
And there were
two bastards
366
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:49,136
in the gifted class
with our grandson Percy.
367
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,304
And they mixed right in
with the non-bastards?
368
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,040
So progressive!
369
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,443
All right, maybe
we should find
370
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,846
some pictures and make it
a multimedia thing.
371
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,447
Good idea.
372
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,482
Ooh, look,
there he is pointing...
373
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,852
EMILY: A fire hose
at civil rights protesters.
374
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,187
Should we call in
a speechwriter?
375
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,822
The vote's
in half an hour.
376
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,524
We got to do this ourselves,
like in the old days.
377
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,593
In the old days, I had to
write speeches in a bra
378
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,928
'cause there was no
air-conditioning
in that van.
379
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,664
I can tell you this now.
380
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,533
There was air-conditioning.
381
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,538
That was really sweet of you
sticking up for me
382
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,107
back there with
Senator Thoroughgood.
383
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,977
Hey, I'm not afraid
to speak my mind.
384
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:33,480
The key is to not consider
the consequences.
385
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,315
(laughing)
386
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,483
You're funny.
387
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,886
(strained chuckle):
I feel funny.
388
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,389
BUNNY:
Single dads--
389
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,157
that's where you
should be looking.
390
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:45,658
They're damaged, too.
391
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,160
Excuse me, ma'am,
I was wondering
392
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,329
if I might borrow Becca
for a minute?
393
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,064
Really? We were having
such a nice time.
394
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,699
Yes, well, I need Becca
395
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:53,833
to do an interview
396
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,302
on the importance of abstinence.
397
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,338
At this hour?
Uh, yes, yes!
398
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:02,075
It is night, and every
minute that we wait,
399
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:05,312
we are just losing teens
to hormones and parked cars...
400
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,880
It's the culture,
with Facebook,
401
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:09,416
alcohol with
caffeine in it...
I am so sorry.
402
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,384
BUNNY:
Go, tell your cautionary tale.
403
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,720
Thank you,
thank you.
404
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,255
Uh, hello?
405
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,091
Excuse me? Hello? Testing.
406
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,727
Is this thing on?!
407
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,396
Hey. Uh, my name
is Skip Gilchrist.
408
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,864
I'm that man's son,
409
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:27,100
son of the
Free World,
410
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,436
and I would like
to say a few words,
411
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,571
a few words about two
412
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,839
very special women.
413
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,108
The first happens
to be to my right.
414
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,710
This beautiful
dolphin in turquoise.
You gave me the courage
415
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,613
to make this night a reality.
If it weren't for you,
416
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,083
I wouldn't be
standing up here right now.
Oh, no.
417
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,552
I don't want to...
take any credit
418
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,620
for whatever's
about to happen.
419
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,958
Guys, a little, uh,
Chris de Burgh, please?
420
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,225
"Lady in Red"?
421
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,527
No? You don't
know that?
422
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,963
That's very surprising.
423
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,297
Okay.
424
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,132
Just something mid-tempo
romantic, then?
425
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,803
There you go.
426
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,475
Stacey-- would everybody please
427
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,979
divert their eyes and stare
at that beautiful Asian in red
428
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,780
right over there.
429
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,949
I believe there's only
one Asian in the room,
430
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,217
so it won't be difficult.
431
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,152
Stacey...
432
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:23,156
we began this night...
as friends,
433
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,992
but we are not robots.
434
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,793
None of us are robots.
435
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,761
At least to my knowledge,
none of us are.
436
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:29,963
We feel,
437
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:33,433
we change and we grow.
438
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,403
Can I get a spotlight, please?
439
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,670
No?
440
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,572
No spotlight?
Never mind.
441
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,075
No worries.
442
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,911
Stacey Kim...
443
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,846
in front of all
444
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,816
of these good people,
will you be my girlfriend?
445
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:50,517
Oh, God.
446
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,356
I don't feel comfortable
answering that in this forum.
447
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,526
If I asked you in private,
would you be my girlfriend?
448
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,527
(quietly):
Make him stop.
449
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,462
I can't do this.
I'm sorry.
450
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,297
Sorry.
451
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,635
Stacey Kim, everybody.
452
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,941
Okay, I'm not gonna lie--
that was very embarrassing.
453
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,177
Son of a bitch.
454
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,013
Spotlight guy's back from break.
455
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,482
Everyone is...
456
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,651
just staring at me right now,
457
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,354
and I'm
continuing talking...
458
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,789
to you.
459
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,691
* Somebody
460
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,460
* Stop me
461
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,362
* Please...
Skip!
462
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:43,002
Well, what can you say about
Senator Frohm Thoroughgood?
463
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,204
What can you say?
464
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,307
Well, he's a man...
465
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,376
who never stopped fighting
466
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,578
for the causes
that matter to him.
467
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,046
(applause)
And there he is.
468
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,315
Frohm.
469
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,984
Mm, mm.
How many more pieces
470
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,387
of cake before
this becomes embarrassing?
471
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,255
Two ago.
472
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,856
Mm.
473
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,193
You know... this is
actually the first time
474
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,695
that we've hung out
since we broke up.
475
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:09,862
Since you broke up with me.
476
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,199
Right. Well, you
clearly moved on.
477
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,067
Yeah, this was all totally
part of my plan, Marshall.
478
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,935
Sorry. Sorry.
479
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,739
Look, I just...
480
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,542
I don't want things
to be weird between us.
481
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,177
We had a secret
relationship.
482
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,545
You're not pregnant with
somebody else's baby.
483
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,514
I have to see
you every day.
484
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,217
I work for your father.
Who is the most powerful
man in the world.
485
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,453
(whispers):
What's weird about that?
486
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,954
You name it,
487
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,590
he was there--
women's rights, immigration,
488
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,025
poverty,
489
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,261
he's been right there,
fighting the battle.
490
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,530
Hard. Fighting hard.
491
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,532
(light applause)
492
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,434
My God, I can feel
my soul burning.
493
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,236
Remember the kids.
Homestretch.
494
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,070
So let's raise a glass
495
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,539
to a senator
who has really
496
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,474
left his mark--
the one and only...
497
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:58,545
Frohm Thoroughgod.
We love you, Frohmy.
498
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,579
Oh, thank you,
thank you.
499
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,781
(laughs)
500
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,951
THOROUGHGOOD:
Well, that was
one heck of a speech,
501
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,754
young lady-- were those
kind words from the heart?
502
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,290
I said 'em, didn't I?
You've managed
to change my perspective.
503
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,725
I just might back
your legislation.
504
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,427
Are you serious?
(cackles)
505
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,130
Women! Women are so gullible.
506
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,299
It's a consequence
of your skull size.
507
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,500
We had a deal!
508
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,802
Just stick to dancing, toots.
509
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,737
MARSHALL:
Sir...
510
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,105
the leadership
just called a vote.
511
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,507
All the senators are
512
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,776
heading over now.
Oh, can't believe
513
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,811
that we're going down this way.
514
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,446
(groans)
515
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,748
We're down
by one vote, right?
Yeah.
516
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,284
EMILY:
Well, maybe if we
can't get him
517
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,652
to vote yes, we can
prevent him from voting no.
518
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,488
What are you saying?
519
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,089
Maybe I should listen
to Thoroughgood.
520
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,291
Ladies and gentlemen,
521
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,159
may I have
your attention, please?
522
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,795
I know we're wrapping
things up here, but I actually
523
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:52,031
have a special treat in honor
of Senator Thoroughgood.
524
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,268
(whispers):
Give me a tango.
525
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:59,138
Word on the street is,
you're a pretty good dancer.
526
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,309
I'm surprisingly light on
my feet-- what's it to you?
527
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,847
(tango playing)
528
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,518
(gasps, excited chatter,
clapping)
529
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,187
*
530
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,556
(music pauses)
531
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,858
*
532
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,900
(applause)
533
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:36,876
I've got a vote to get to.
534
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,312
Dip me.
Prepare to be dipped.
535
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,949
(excited shouts)
536
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,553
Excuse me, madam.
537
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,988
I feel so safe
in your arms.
538
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,190
THOROUGHGOOD:
I got a vote to get to.
539
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,860
*
540
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,429
Make way.
541
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,030
(whooping, shouting)
542
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:02,068
(quietly):
Nice work, Pretzel Lady.
543
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,636
That's First
Pretzel Lady to you.
544
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,875
*
545
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,110
(excited shouts, cheers)
546
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,686
Spin me.
Prepare to be spinned.
547
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,354
I'm due at
the Capitol.
548
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,822
(applause, cheers continue)
549
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,460
Make way,
550
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,362
you're blocking my egress.
551
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,798
Are you even American?
552
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,900
I am encircled.
553
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,406
So they're basically keeping
an elderly wheelchair-bound man
554
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,574
from getting to work?
Mm-hmm.
555
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:45,612
Believe it or not, this is how
a lot of bills get passed.
556
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,148
*
557
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,288
Saved you a piece
of cake, sweetie.
558
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,723
Oh, is it good?
559
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,326
MARSHALL:
Sir, ma'am, good news.
560
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,728
The bill passed
by just one vote.
561
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,563
Oh...
562
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,499
God, I'd love to see the
look on Thoroughgood's face
563
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,635
when he finds out.
564
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,169
Should we wake him?
565
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,904
(low moaning)
566
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,607
Nah. Let
him sleep.
567
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,645
NEWSWOMAN:
We're joined by First Lady
568
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,580
Emily Nash-Gilchrist.
569
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,515
Mrs. Gilchrist,
where do you stand
570
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,083
on increased funding
for the Pell Grant,
571
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,485
vis-a-vis the education budget
572
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,119
for the coming fiscal year?
573
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:30,122
That... is a great question.
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