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This girl is the "old man" we were talking to?

New stream! Viral Hit channel begins

Don't look so astonished.

Today, let's talk about the devil of Gangbuk High.

"Taekwondo's useless in a real fight."

That's the opinion of a total amateur!

This isn't some regular thug.

He's a pro fighter!

You're "Viral Hit," right?

The real reason people call him the devil is because...

he takes your friends hostage.

Gimme your NewTubu.

Viral Hit

Episode 7

Special Training

Hey...

You got 100 yen?

Huh? What does this guy want?

I guess not.

He beats people up for such minor reasons?

That looks painful.

Does he think humans are toys or something?

That's no reason to hurt someone.

Gimme your NewTubu. C'mon, give it.

No. We've put so much work into it.

This is wrong.

Uh, let's stop the violence and talk this over—

Didn't you hear me?

I said to hand over your NewTubu.

What's with this guy's overbearing aura?

I won't even be able to hurt him. He'd just clobber me.

Taehun, was it?

He feels so far away.

Well?

"How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."

Calf kick!

Won't work.

Overhand hook!

That won't work, either.

Conclusion: I lose.

All right, take it.

I don't want him to beat me up.

You're giving it to me?

He fills people's hearts with powerlessness and shame

by beating up their friends while they stand by, huh?

What did he just say?

Hobin, you...

Huh.

What are you thinking?

If I give you my NewTubu...

...you won't hit us anymore, right?

Your attacks do zilch against someone who lacks shame and is immune to powerlessness.

The sunset's so beautiful. Don't you think?

We took Snapper to the hospital.

He had cracked ribs from just that one back kick.

You're angry, aren't you?

But it was the only way.

If I hadn't said I'd hand it over, a few broken ribs would've been just the start.

We should stay away from psychopaths like him.

Let's leave it to the police.

But I still can't accept it.

Huh?

I didn't want to give up our NewTubu, even if I got beat up.

In all honesty, when you went toe to toe with Pakgo, I was inspired.

Even a weakling can manufacture a miracle.

Even a person like me is allowed to show courage.

That's what you made me feel.

But what are you saying now?

Calling the police isn't the same.

Don't you have any pride?

Nope.

Huh?

Does having pride put food on the table?

You want me to fight that monster to defend my pride?

Pakgo is just a thug. Taehun's a pro.

To be honest, I'm scared.

An opponent who can nullify all of the moves I worked so hard to learn...

I'm scared. I don't want to get hurt.

Is it wrong to be scared?

What am I supposed to do against a pro?

Anyway, I'm sorry.

Fine. Do what you want.

Snapper, how're ya feeling?

Gaeul?

Leaving already, Hobin?

Yeah. Take care of Snapper for me.

Name

Jihyeok Wu

Age

Sex

Male

Physician

Sabu Kim

Nurse

Dongju Kang

You still in pain?

Ah, this is nothing.

I'm glad to see all's well.

If I was in a better condition, I could've beat up Taehun myself.

He lucked out today.

Sure, sure. Enough joking around.

I'm sure you're bored, so we can chat—

Hey, listen.

I'm sorry, but can I get some alone time?

I'm just really tired.

Oh. Yes, of course.

Uh, well, take care.

Yeah, you take care, too.

Damn it.

I-I wanted to show off in front of her.

But she saw how pitifully weak I am. She knows I'm a loser now.

It's so embarrassing.

I lost again.

Who is this taekwondo guy?

Keep your voice down. It's Taehun Seong.

Seriously? Did he hear me?

Let's wrap this up and get outta here.

Um...

May I use that machine?

Taehun uses taekwondo in video games, too?

It's like he regrets quitting.

Don't you know? They say he didn't really get fired. He—

Wait, look.

Huh?

Taehun lost?

A perfect game, too? What's going on?

Not that impressive after all.

Taekwondo.

How to Fight Lesson 1

How to Fight, Lesson 1: "Get the opponent worked up."

Get the opponent worked up

Hey.

Are you messing with me?

I'm scared to death.

I came to give you my NewTubu channel.

You ready?

You ready?

You ready?

OK

You ready?

OK

You ready?

OK

Yessir!

You ready?

OK

Yessir!

Oh, really? Then, let's start right away—

But not right now.

You want my NewTubu channel, right?

It's yours if you beat me one month from now.

Taehun, you coward!

Taehun, you coward!

Taehun, you coward!

We're watching!

Taehun, you coward!

We're watching!

Taehun, you coward!

We're watching!

I was so scared, I'm using

Taehun, you coward!

We're watching!

I was so scared, I'm using

my little sister's account. Idiots!

Mom, what am I doing? I...

I'm challenging a pro to a brawl.

You can have my friends and my subscribers, too.

Us, too? Why?!

Us, too? Why?!

Us, too? Why?!

No way! I'm scared!

Us, too? Why?!

No way! I'm scared!

Us, too? Why?!

No way! I'm scared!

Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far!

Us, too? Why?!

No way! I'm scared!

Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far!

Did he just laugh?

Did he just laugh?

Did he just laugh?

What's that laugh about?

Did he just laugh?

What's that laugh about?

Did he just laugh?

What's that laugh about?

Eek!

Did he just laugh?

What's that laugh about?

Eek!

What if I told you to hand it over now?

Scary as hell

Scary as hell

Scary as hell

Never too late to apologize

Scary as hell

Never too late to apologize

Scary as hell

Never too late to apologize

This guy's serious

Scary as hell

Never too late to apologize

This guy's serious

Why would you?

Are you scared I'd beat you if I had a month to prepare?

Fine.

Let me know when you've decided the time and place.

I just wet myself a little.

And that's how it went.

I ended up paying the repair fee on the machine.

Dagnabbit! What were you thinking?!

I'm gonna be so darn worried about you now!

Hey, calm down!

If Hobin loses, I'll clobber that guy myself!

He'll get a taste of my special calf kick!

But why, though?

I thought you said you weren't going to fight Taehun so you wouldn't get hurt.

It's because I know that feeling.

Huh?

I'm heading off now.

Hey, wait, Hobin! I was gonna show you my kicks—

I'll be pretty busy preparing.

A month goes by a lot faster than you think.

How to Fight: Lesson 3!

How to Fight

Lesson 3

Today, we will be using an aid.

Please find an unused power strip.

The brawling technique you will learn today is:

How to Beat a Taekwondo Fighter in a Fight as a Regular Person

"How to beat a taekwondo fighter in a fight as a regular person!"

I have faith in this. The reason...

is because I've tasted the joy of victory.

Viral Hit

Viral Hit

How to Fight: Lesson 2! "How to fight and beat a regular person."

Did you manage to do the low kick and overhand hook effectively?

Then we will dive into Lesson 3.

"How to beat a taekwondo fighter in a fight as a regular person!"

The answer is simple.

It's totally impossible!

What?!

Use your common sense. There's no way a regular person can beat a pro.

That won't do!

Damn it! The best course of action is to give up.

Master! Please find an exception!

Death awaits all who are on the receiving end of the taekwondo back kick.

You die.

Why would you scare me like that?!

Taekwondo boasts smooth footwork and powerful kicks.

A regular person has no chance at all.

I've never heard the master speak like this.

Is it really impossible for a regular person to beat a pro, after all?

Is there really no way?

I have to beat Taehun. Otherwise, my NewTubu will be...

But what if this were a brawl outside the ring?

Did you forget already?

I'm teaching you how to fight, not how to do martial arts.

Stop with the playing-coy routine!

Beating taekwondo with its smooth footwork and powerful kicks in a street fight is simple.

You make it so they can't use their feet.

Control the environment.

Outside of the ring, do you think it's possible to employ

taekwondo footwork and kicks on a slippery, dangerous surface?

Every martial art has environment-based restrictions.

And taekwondo is no exception.

Fight them someplace where they can't use their feet.

Control the environment?

A restrictive environment with unsure footing or someplace slippery.

I know! In a month's time...

I'll fight him on a rainy day.

Once you've selected your location, your training begins.

But before that, let's review the moves you've already learned.

Calf kick.

Brush up on your calf kicks and overhand hooks to make sure they're always available to you.

Unlike the big taekwondo kicks, the calf kick is more compact, so it should be useful.

The three essentials to fighting:

build, stamina, willpower. Always keep training these.

When it rains, Taehun won't be able to kick freely.

So I should beat him with moves I already know, right?

But you still won't be able to win.

Stop screwing with me!

Even with all of these conditions met, your chance of winning is still only 5%.

Then what do I do?!

But I know a move that raise it to 40%.

And that move is...

the tackle!

Ah, my sandbag. Oh, my god. That was expensive.

Tackling is the move martial artists who prefer kicking dislike the most.

You must practice tackling now.

Cold-Water Bath

Is going to the gym too difficult?

Is there nowhere for you to practice?

Don't worry. We have water.

This is tough.

Use the water resistance to train your muscles, heart, lungs, and overall stamina.

A little longer.

So cold!

The tackle relies on training your core muscles.

So train your core muscles for the next month.

Daddy! That man's thingy is so small!

Excuse the intrusion.

You don't know what the core muscles are?

You don't know how to train them?

Don't try to overthink it.

Where'd Hobin go without even locking his door?

So this is Hobin's house...

So this is Hobin's house...

So this is Hobin's house...

This isn't a set?

So this is Hobin's house...

This isn't a set?

So this is Hobin's house...

This isn't a set?

So damn old-fashioned

So this is Hobin's house...

This isn't a set?

So damn old-fashioned

I hear noises from the closet

I hear noises from the closet

I hear noises from the closet

What? This is getting scary

Hm? What's that sound?

I hear noises from the closet

What? This is getting scary

I hear noises from the closet

What? This is getting scary

Oh no no no no no

I hear noises from the closet

What? This is getting scary

Oh no no no no no

Just hang off something!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

You scared me!

Argh!

You scared me!

Argh!

You scared me!

My heart almost stopped lol

Argh!

You scared me!

My heart almost stopped lol

Idiot! Don't scare me like that!

What are you doing in there?!

Core muscles... Hanging from a bar...

You can find bars to hang from in the park!

He doesn't get it at all

He doesn't get it at all

He doesn't get it at all

You want a loser to train in public?

He doesn't get it at all

You want a loser to train in public?

He doesn't get it at all

You want a loser to train in public?

Yeah, that ain't happening

He doesn't get it at all

You want a loser to train in public?

Yeah, that ain't happening

Anyway, what do you guys want?

We're here to livestream this.

We can't just do nothing till the day of the fight with Taehun.

We can't just stop milking our viewers for cash!

Hm? What might this be?

Show us the editor's face

Show us the editor's face

Show us the editor's face

Is she a cutie? Well, is she?

Show us the editor's face

Is she a cutie? Well, is she?

Show us the editor's face

Is she a cutie? Well, is she?

She's a total cutie pie, right??

Show us the editor's face

Is she a cutie? Well, is she?

She's a total cutie pie, right??

A bag of trash?

Oh, that's...

Now that your chance of winning is at 40%, let's raise it to 50%.

An alarm just went off

An alarm just went off

An alarm just went off

An alarm? At this hour?

An alarm just went off

An alarm? At this hour?

Train your abs!

Hobin! Has all of this exercise made you go crazy?!

Training your abs won't help you beat Taehun!

What's the point of doing abs training?

What's the point of doing abs training?

What's the point of doing abs training?

He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?

What's the point of doing abs training?

He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?

What's the point of doing abs training?

He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?

Learn a new move instead!

What's the point of doing abs training?

He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?

Learn a new move instead!

This is the right way. Sheesh. Darned kids these days!

There she is lolol

There she is lolol

There she is lolol

She's got a cute voice, but, uh...

There she is lolol

She's got a cute voice, but, uh...

There she is lolol

She's got a cute voice, but, uh...

Please show us your face

There she is lolol

She's got a cute voice, but, uh...

Please show us your face

Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous even if they don't catch you fully.

You have to build up a body that can resist them!

As expected

As expected

As expected

Yup, I assumed that, too

As expected

Yup, I assumed that, too

And to train most effectively...

As expected

Yup, I assumed that, too

The know-it-all's here lolol

As expected

Yup, I assumed that, too

The know-it-all's here lolol

I can't stand idly by.

This will make it more effective!

Wait, Gaeul! Help!

Hobin, I truly...

...envy you right now!

*shudders*

*shudders*

*shudders*

Eek!

*shudders*

Eek!

*shudders*

Eek!

That must hurt...

*shudders*

Eek!

That must hurt...

Do you watch Viral Hit?

Of course. It's so entertaining. Today's the day, right?

The day of the fight with Taehun.

It went by so fast.

I trained as instructed, but can I really win?

This is a pro we're talking about.

No, I can do it.

I have the advantage against no-kick taekwondo.

I chose an alley near my house as the location.

It's not narrow enough to stop him from using all of his kicks, but that's fine.

Now, let's take a look at the weather for the week ahead.

Because...

it's gonna absolutely pour!

We're expecting to see a lot of rain all across the country.

If the ground's slippery, Taehun won't be able to use his kicks.

This bad weather will last a while due to the low air pressure, so please take care.

God, please...

Please make it rain already!

Hey, did you see the news?

Heya

Heya

Heya

Good morning

Heya

Good morning

Heya

Good morning

Mornin'

Heya

Good morning

Mornin'

For two weeks running...

the weather forecast's been way off.

It's been off for a while now

It's been off for a while now

It's been off for a while now

Wasn't it supposed to rain today?

It's been off for a while now

Wasn't it supposed to rain today?

Huh?

I'm relieved. Rain messes with the footage.

But anyway, what's this secret plan you had?

I can't wait to see it.

You're kidding, right?

Now I'm getting tense, too

Now I'm getting tense, too

Now I'm getting tense, too

Can't wait

Can't wait

Now I'm getting tense, too

Without rain, my plan's ruined.

Without rain, there's no point in fighting there!

If you cannot restrict their kicks,

it's impossible for a regular person to beat a taekwondo fighter.

Then, I...

I...

No.

Huh? What's wrong?

Hey, Hobin!

Did he seriously run away?

Did he seriously run away?

Did he seriously run away?

You're kidding, right?

Did he seriously run away?

You're kidding, right?

Did he seriously run away?

You're kidding, right?

Yup, scared. I knew it lol

Did he seriously run away?

You're kidding, right?

Yup, scared. I knew it lol

I can't! I quit!

Sorry, everyone. Hobin just suddenly ran off.

Man, he's really fast, isn't he?

How cute.

Hey, where are you going?!

This isn't the location you chose!

Looks like I'm finally gonna become rich.

Hey, uh, what are you doing?

Did your desperation make you go insane?!

What should I spend my money on?

How to Fight, Lesson 1:

"Get the opponent worked up."

Hey...

What are you doing?

How to Fight, Lesson 3:

"How to beat a taekwondo fighter."

Take away their kicks.

If it doesn't rain naturally, make it rain.

Don't forget to like, subscribe,

and hit that notification button.

Without his kicks...

I can beat him!

Now, why would you think that I only use kicks?

The winner of numerous taekwondo tournaments,

World Taekwondo \h\h\h\h\hFoundation

and a former pro MMA fighter in the Max Fighting Championship...

This is a fight, right?

the "Striking Martial Artist": Taehun Seong.

What was that just now? My vision just went all white.

Hey, Hobin!

Hey, Hobin!

Hey, Hobin!

Snap out of it

Hey, Hobin!

Snap out of it

Hey, Hobin!

Snap out of it

Whoa, his punch was too fast

Hey, Hobin!

Snap out of it

Whoa, his punch was too fast

Hey, Hobin!

Snap out of it

Whoa, his punch was too fast

I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo

Hey, Hobin!

Snap out of it

Whoa, his punch was too fast

I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo

Whoa, his punch was too fast

I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo

So he's not just about taekwondo lol

Snap out of it

Whoa, his punch was too fast

I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo

So he's not just about taekwondo lol

Whoa, his punch was too fast

I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo

So he's not just about taekwondo lol

Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all

I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo

So he's not just about taekwondo lol

Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all

I was looking forward to this. Don't tell me that's all you had.

Did he punch me?

Hey, c'mon, Hobin. That's not the whole plan, is it?

I knew this would happen lolol

I knew this would happen lolol

I knew this would happen lolol

The bigger idiot is the one

who challenged a pro!

I knew this would happen lolol

The bigger idiot is the one

who challenged a pro!

You didn't spend a month prepping just for that, right?

I knew this would happen lolol

The bigger idiot is the one

who challenged a pro!

A month of prep and then this

I knew this would happen lolol

The bigger idiot is the one

who challenged a pro!

A month of prep and then this

Did ya think you'd win just by spraying water around to make it hard to kick?

You thought unsure footing

would let you win?

You thought unsure footing

would let you win?

You thought unsure footing

would let you win?

Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...

You thought unsure footing

would let you win?

Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...

You thought unsure footing

would let you win?

Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...

That's what you get for underestimating a pro

You thought unsure footing

would let you win?

Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...

That's what you get for underestimating a pro

Ah, I'm all dizzy. This is nothing like facing Pakgo.

Look who's "slipping" now lololol

Look who's "slipping" now lololol

So now what?

Good question lololol

Good question lololol

Good question lololol

That means his calf kick, too...

Good question lololol

That means his calf kick, too...

This! Calf kick!

Yes.

This is all of it.

Seriously? lolol

Seriously? lolol

Seriously? lolol

Wasn't that awesome?

Seriously? lolol

Wasn't that awesome?

Seriously? lolol

Wasn't that awesome?

How come he didn't slip?

Seriously? lolol

Wasn't that awesome?

How come he didn't slip?

I know why

I know why

I know why

Hobin's wearing water shoes!

I know why

Hobin's wearing water shoes!

These water shoes won't slip at all, even when in water.

This is what popular kids wear to the beach and water parks, right?

They make me feel cool, too.

Daddy, that guy's wearing shoes in the bath.

These will stop me from slipping.

They're stylish, too, so they make me feel great.

I'll buy a pair that matches my uniform.

Unisex Popular Water Shoes

Sale Price

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With these, I'll be the only one not slipping.

He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep

He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep

In all honesty, I'm hurting and I want to give up, but...

He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep

Please don't die, Hobin!

He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep

Please don't die, Hobin!

He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep

Please don't die, Hobin!

If you fall now, how will you

keep your promise to your viewers?

He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep

Please don't die, Hobin!

If you fall now, how will you

keep your promise to your viewers?

He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep

Please don't die, Hobin!

If you fall now, how will you

keep your promise to your viewers?

Don't give up!

He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep

Please don't die, Hobin!

If you fall now, how will you

keep your promise to your viewers?

Don't give up!

Three minutes.

I have to hold on for three minutes so we can insert ads.

Next episode: "Hobin Dies"

Next episode: "Hobin Dies"

Next episode: "Hobin Dies"

Always so practical lol

Next episode: "Hobin Dies"

Always so practical lol

Next episode: "Hobin Dies"

Always so practical lol

Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it!

Next episode: "Hobin Dies"

Always so practical lol

Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it!

The water's supposed to make him slip.

Pros really are on another level.

It's the first time you've used it in a fight, isn't it?

Run away immediately.

I thought you wanted to make money!

Right now, it's best if you don't watch.

You're lucky.

If that had been my right leg, you'd be dead.

Is money really that important? Why would you go this far?!

This isn't about money.