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Previously on I Kissed a Girl,

after a dramatic kiss-off...

- Priya and Meg, the couple you choose will leave the Masseria now.

- THEY GASP

- Lisha and Abbie.

- What?!

- It is bittersweet, but I'm leaving with Lisha.

- I'm excited to meet her cats.

- ..new connections found their spark...

- I'm feeling it could go somewhere.

- Every time you look at me, like, I kind of get excited.

- I'm so happy with where I am with Lailah at the moment.

- ..but when two iconic arrivals shook the party...

- Do you want some more girls?!

This is Thea... - Hi! - ..and Hannah.

- Oh, my God!

- ..change was in the air...

- Are you scared about splitting any couple up? - No.

- I don't chase, I attract.

- ..and innocent games...

- Amy is fit as...

- I'm excited about Lailah.

- ..sparked old flames.

- Me and Amy have been waiting to kiss.

That was well overdue.

- Welcome to I Kissed A Girl.

- # Girls are girls like this

# I would give it up, give it up

# Girls are girls like this, uh-uh

# Give it up, give it up... #

It's a new day in gay paradise -

and the Masseria is two beds busier

with the arrival of new girls Hannah and Thea.

- Hey.

- I'm in a room full of queer, sexy women.

Yes!

- New girls, how are you feeling about today?

Gonna get to know some girls?

- Yeah. - Yeah!

- They... They give nothing away.

- They don't! - Absolutely nothing.

- When the new girls came in, some of the original girls felt worried,

and I just didn't feel any of that,

and that tells me that there's not strong enough feelings there

for me to feel right about the connection I have with Amy.

- Looks like Hannah and Thea have caused a right stir -

but while the others sort brekky...

- Might make some avo and eggs.

- ..Meg and Eva are thirsty for some morning tea.

- Do you find any of them hot?

- Do you have anything you want to say?

- I think Lailah's cute.

I've just met her, and I like Lailah

because we're just, like, very similar,

um, and she's a good kisser -

but I don't know what her situation with Amy is,

and, like...like, what's happening there.

- You were having a wee flirt with Amy.

- I still want to keep it mysterious,

because as soon as someone finds out

that I like them or I find them attractive,

then they're not going to like me back.

So... Let's keep it mysterious, girls!

- Guys, you know, I'm actually a retired player.

- Really? - Yeah.

Well, retiring.

- Retiring. - Retiring.

Not retired. - What, from football?

- No, retired player! - From the GAME.

- Oh!

- Hannah seems really, really sweet,

but I don't think Eva will go there.

- I'm trying to rewrite my old ways and my past.

I'm on my best behaviour.

Hannah is extremely attractive, but...

..my inside feelings and my emotions are with Meg.

Let's go.

- I'm glad you're going with your gut, Eva...

- Can someone cream my back up?

- ..but, for Fiorenza, those inside feelings

could be showing on the outside.

- Can't say that I've creamed up a girl, you know?

I really do like Beth,

but I shared a wee kiss with Amy last night.

I feel like, with Amy,

like, the sexual attraction is, like, built up.

- Whoo!

- Sexy!

- Ooh! - So needed that...

- Trying to Heimlich me?

- Trying to Heim-lick?

- Heim-lick me?!

Me and Naee are definitely getting...

..getting a little bit close.

I mean, it's kind of hard in the Masseria.

- I want to fuck her so bad. - Aah!

- Yeah. Honestly.

Aah! It's not me who does the dirty talk.

It is Naee. It is all Naee.

The sex is gonna slap.

- I know, I kind of want to be there to experience it.

- Yeah. - We can arrange that.

- Yeah, we can.

Want to join?

- Aah!

I actually just can't with you guys, I can't!

- Oh, I can't with you guys, either!

So while Priya and Naee work on cooling themselves off,

Lailah's not feeling the heat with Amy.

- Fuck's sake. Fuck!

With Amy, it kind of feels like

you're trying to, like, make a fire

and like, you're getting that little spark,

but it's just - the fire's not coming.

- # It's ten steps forwards and it's five steps back

# Cos you know once I'm with you all those feelings come back

# I guess I'm just a fool in love with you, with you, with you... #

- I feel like I'm not...

Like I'm not feeling it the way I should be feeling.

- Yeah, that's fine, babe.

Like... - No, Amy, cos it's...

Agh... - It's OK. Honestly, it's OK.

- I'm sorry.

- Don't worry, babe, you can only do you.

- I know, but it's like...

It's frustrating for me,

because, like, I want to feel that way about you. - No, for sure...

- And, like, there are so many things about us

where I just think, like, it actually does work.

Like, we complement each other well.

Like, there was a spark,

but it just hasn't become more than that for me. - Yeah.

Used to the rejection by now. - Oh, no, Amy, don't, please!

- I'm teasing you.

More rejection for Amy.

I'm feeling a bit shit,

but I appreciate Lailah's honesty and not dragging it out.

- I know she wants love so bad, and, like, I want her to have it,

it's just like it can't...

It's not coming, for me, and I just...

I wish it did.

- # Hope it doesn't get worse as I get older

# Everyone's giving me the cold shoulder... #

- I came into the Masseria with an open mind,

and obviously I've seen Amy and it's completely shocked me

because Amy's very femme,

and usually I don't really go for femme femmes,

but there is definitely an initial attraction there, 100%.

- So, Lailah called things off.

- Oh...

What?!

- I'm sorry, I just looked...

I just looked at Hannah's boobs and got distracted!

- OK, I'm actually over Lailah.

Lailah who?

- There's two new girls in the Masseria.

So, you know, Lailah kind of calling it quits

does give me the chance to just, you know, see what that's saying, maybe.

- Exactly, Amy.

Pull your socks up, get those boots of yours on

and show 'em what you're saying.

# Comme des garcons - Comme des garcons

- # Like the boys, like the boys

# Comme des garcons

# I'm so confident. #

- What do you think made you realise that you were, like, curious

and wanted to explore, like, relationships with girls?

- This is embarrassing.

I basically, I kissed a girl once and I didn't know she was a girl

because she was masc presenting at the time. - Oh, OK!

- It was so, so, so confusing.

Me being bisexual,

there's been loads of times where I've struggled with...

..realising, like, am I gay?

Am I straight?

Like, why should it matter?

I feel like I shouldn't need to put myself in a box.

- I feel like my sexuality is not my identity,

like, I just am who I am, like, I fancy who I fancy.

- Yeah. - Like it's not that deep. - That's how it should be. - Yeah!

- With men, I just - I can't imagine being sexually attracted.

I obviously I still find men very attractive,

but I can't... - Yeah, appreciate it. - Yeah - I can't have that...

- It's a lot more softer with girls. - Yeah.

I can't have that sexual relationship with them.

I was the token lesbian in the group chat.

There's a lot of negativity behind bisexuality

and I, like - it's so nice to see three girls

who are so proud to be bisexual.

- What's, like, annoying, as well, is when you do come out as bi,

sometimes people are waiting for you to then come out as lesbian.

- Yeah. - It's frustrating where, like, it's not a stepping stone,

like, this is where I'm stopping now. - Yeah.

- Like, this is just me.

Even today, they think,

"Well, people that are bisexual are just, like, indecisive."

- Or greedy. - Yeah, basically.

Like, you just want a bit of everything.

- Always get called greedy. Yeah.

- Did yous, like, struggle with feeling like, not gay enough

for lesbians or else being like a kink for men? - Yeah.

- I always feel the urge to be like, "It's not a kink

"and I'm not having a threesome." - Yeah. - Like...

- Just get that out there. - Yeah!

Just letting you know that this is not what's happening.

- Whether I'm dating a man, I'm still bi,

whether I'm dating a woman, I'm still bi.

It's not a case of when I'm with a man, I'm straight Lailah

and when I'm with a woman, I'm gay Lailah. Like, that's not it.

- Best of both worlds, baby.

- Best of both worlds! - Yes!

- You're the Hannah Montanas of the gay community, and it's great.

- Bi and proud!

- Love that!

Bi queens!

- Whoo!

- # Got a taste for the cherry

# I just need to take a bite... #

It doesn't matter how you identify -

it's all good vibes here.

# We're cool for the summer... #

IMITATES BIRDCALL

New girls are settling in well.

ALL CHEER

- You're so masc! - Whoo!

- Lailah is settling down after her break-up...

- It's like that initial spark just hasn't ignited to anything more.

- ..but hopefully Fiorenza is happy and secure with Beth.

Hopefully.

- Fiorenza...

I feel like your vibe's a bit off today.

How are you feeling?

- You guys are going to be like, "Not again."

- Oh, no!

- Oh!

Oh, my God!

- Why are yous laughing?!

- You wear your heart on your sleeve!

- I was starting to think

that maybe, like, Beth's a bit too nice for me.

I feel like I need someone more dominant.

- It's OK.

- Oh, babe! - You're just really honest, like...

I mean, it's Fiorenza.

She just is ready to get on to the next person, like!

- Me and Beth are, like, similar,

like, we're both golden retrievers,

and I think you need a black cat and a golden retriever, and...

A black cat is, like, someone that's more, like...

..on, like, the feisty side,

and, like, obviously a golden retriever

is just, like, puppy energy.

- Hang on. Is this a Masseria or a rehoming centre?

- I think that's a good analogy!

- Yeah.

There is a few black cats in here.

- You got this, babe. Love you.

- I'm excited to, like, carry on to see if I can find my black cat.

- # Be my woman... #

We'll have to put animal rescue on hold for now,

because it's time to gather the girls for today's chemistry test -

and I'm desperate to know what surprises

Miss Minogue has hiding behind those doors.

- What are we doing?

- This is, like, so exciting.

- I think some of the girls were thinking

it was going to be seven minutes in heaven,

but I think that was the sexual frustration speaking,

because surely not.

- # Beating my drum like, dum-di-di-day

# I like the dirty rhythm you play

# I wanna hear you calling my name... #

- Hi, girls! - ALL: Hello!

- Oh, my God, Dannii Minogue.

Stunning as ever.

- How are you doing?!

- Oh, she is...

Oh, I can't.

- Welcome to today's chemistry test -

and this one's a little different.

- The first chemistry test inside the Masseria

and I am dying to get to know more about the girls.

- Today, you have the unique opportunity

to test out chemistry with other girls in the Masseria.

Now, I want you to have the freedom and the privacy to explore chemistry

away from the other girls.

So, this chemistry test is called Behind Closed Doors.

- Ooh! - Oh!

- Goddamn!

- One little thing.

You cannot choose your partner.

- Oof! It's giving the game.

- OK. First up, Hannah.

- Oh, I knew it!

- Step right up here!

- We've been waiting for.

- OK, which lovely lady would you like to take behind closed doors?

- I know exactly who I'm taking.

- # Come and put your name on it... #

- Amy. - Amy.

- # Come and put your name on it... #

ALL: - Ooh!

- Enjoy!

# Come and put your name on it... #

- I really, really, really was wishing that she'd pick me.

I was buzzing.

- # It's not even my birthday... #

- Wow. These are some options!

- # ..lick the icing off - The icing off

- # I know you want it in the worst way

- # The worst way

- # Can't wait to blow my candles out... #

- Which one do you want to do?

- Massage each other?

- Can you hear them?

- Yeah, a little bit.

- Hannah choosing Amy...

Wee bit gutted.

- # Cake, cake, cake, cake... #

- Yeah... - Wait, this is hot as fuck.

- # Don't try to hide it

# I'mma make you my... #

- Yeah, I think there's, like, an instant spark between me and Hannah.

- ALL: Ooh! - Smiles!

- The massage was so good.

Like, so good.

Still dreaming about it.

- Ooh... Moving on.

Thea. Please come here.

- Lailah.

- Lailah!

- I picked Lailah because Lailah's a cutie!

- Bye!

- Oh, wow.

OK.

You're the new girl, so you get to choose what you want to do.

- OK. Do you want to hold hands?

No, that's weird.

We can kiss again.

- You want to... You want to kiss again?

- Yeah. - OK.

- I cannot wait to see what is going on behind those doors.

- # I love to get 2 on

# I love to, let's roll... #

- Lailah is a really good kisser.

- Like the parent waiting at the school gate.

- ALL: Whoo!

- Cara.

- Aah! - Ooh!

- Why not have a little kiki?

- Go have some fun!

- Can we keep the door open?

- Keep the doors open!

- DANNII LAUGHS

- Obviously, you're going to be gassed if you're picked by Meg,

I was like, "Oh! Me?!"

- Shall we make it funny?

- Hold hands.

- Oh! - Keep the noise down, girls.

- Heard that. - Have a bit of respect!

- Yeah, anyone want a cup of tea?

- This is...! I can't!

- That girl's eyes -

no wonder Georgia's lost in them.

- Oh!

- What happened there?

- We kissed.

- Aah!

- We didn't.

- Oh...! - We didn't, we didn't.

- Oh!

- Next up is Georgia.

- Whoo!

- You had a think about it?

- Eva.

- Straight away!

- It was almost like we were swinging,

like, we were just swapping couples.

Kiss.

- THEY LAUGH

- Do you actually want to? - No!

- That's actually... - What?! - I'm raging!

- Sorry! - What?! What?!

- Eva's desperate for a foursome,

so I just thought, let's entertain it.

- Oh, my God, I can see my reflection.

- I can... - That's what's getting me through this.

- You getting nervous, babes?

- No - someone needs to tell them they only pick one. Like...

- Rowr!

- Aah!

A hug! - I'm going to give you a hug.

- Aww!

- Aww!

- I feel like we really need...

What?!

That's not an option!

- Goddamn it!

- Let's go, Priya.

- Nah, they better not kiss.

Nah. - Oh, really? - Yeah.

- You wanna lips me now?

- Yeah.

One, two, three...

- Of course I'm keeping Naee on her toes.

You know, treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.

God, she tried to kiss me about a million times.

- Everyone was on their best behaviour. Yeah, for sure.

Not me, though.

- Right.

- Can I go for round two with Hannah?

- You can do whatever you like!

- I was like, "Yes, take me!" Take me, Amy!"

- It's not nice to see,

knowing that that was you, like, a day ago.

- Ciao!

- Part of me thought that, like, Amy would choose me,

because, like, Hannah had already chosen Amy.

- Shall we just kiss? - Yeah!

- They've been in there before, so they know what the list is.

- Ha, ha, ha, ha...

# Oh, baby, look what you started

# The temperature's rising... #

- Oh, I was gassed about the opportunity to kiss her again.

I could kiss her all day.

She's a really good kisser.

- # A little less conversation

# And a little more touch my body... #

- I thought you got lost in there!

- ALL: Whoo!

- Secret. - You're red!

- Wouldn't you like to know what goes on behind closed doors?

- I know - you're looking happy.

- I don't want Amy to stop getting to know Hannah,

but seeing them together has kind of thrown me off a bit.

Amy's always been in the back of my mind, like, since we walked in.

I want to make the right decision.

- Girls, it's time to close the doors on today's chemistry test...

..and remember - sometimes a small spark can go a long way.

All right. Ciao! - ALL: Bye.

# ..I'm so into you into you, into you... #

- Slay, slay, slay, slay!

- ALL: - Whoo!

- Stop it!

Ooh, Dannii! What an exit.

Now, while some girls can close the door on the chemistry test,

Fiorenza's true feelings have been wedged open.

- Do you want to come to the snug with me? - Mm-hm.

- I never understood what it meant by, like, someone being too nice.

That's a green flag.

But, like, that's not what I'm, like, looking for in a person.

- What's going on? How are you feeling?

- I feel like I was, like...

..starting to come to, like...

..some sort of, like, realisation a bit.

- It's OK, babe!

- I don't know. I feel like you're just, like, too nice,

and, like, we are both...

You know how you need, like, the golden retriever, the black cat.

- Yeah. - I think we're both golden retrievers,

and we're just two wee puppies.

And we're too sweet and we're too cute.

Like, I...I like someone that's, like...

..can keep me on my toes a bit.

- Like, I feel like I have more...

We both have more to give to each other,

but for some reason, like...

- We can't give it to each other. - We can't - yeah.

- Maybe you need a black cat and I need a black cat.

- Yeah.

- And we're not cats.

- Yeah.

It is a bit gutting, because I did want to find a connection in here,

but with the right person, I'm definitely a black cat.

Obviously Fi was just the wrong person.

- Hey, give me a hug.

Wee golden retriever.

- # I'm really sorry that I'm not the girl

# Who would give the world just to be your girl

# It's kind of funny that you're on your own

# It's kind of funny... #

Ah, the search for the black cat continues -

but I feel like Fiorenza's not gonna PAWS for thought.

Ha, ha!

Sorry.

- Mama needs a coffee.

- I knew it, I fucking knew it,

because you didn't really get to see her...

- Yeah, but also, she's into femmes, so it's like... - Yeah.

- Yeah, you dress masc,

but, like, you have, like, your wee mannerisms that are really feminine.

- I've never had a friend that's, like, turned into something more...

- I think you need to move fast.

- ..but now I've experienced it, so now I can understand

why people want to sleep with all their friends.

- # Five dollars, baby blues... #

I'd act quick, Fiorenza,

cos things with Amy and Hannah

are looking a bit more than just friends.

- They're so nosy! - I know, it's because they love me. That's why.

- They were, like, walking away, like, looking into each other's eyes.

- Enjoying your first day?

- Yeah, you? - Yeah.

- Well, not first day for you!

- Tonight will be fun as well... - You cannot hold eye contact.

It's so... - I know, I actually can't, I actually can't.

You make me nervous. I can't lie. - Why?

- Because your eyes are so... so, like, nice. What the fuck?

And you're really hot.

- She's so fit!

Oh, my God!

Wait, I'm not... I'm not going to act too...

..interested.

Yeah, mysterious. - Mm.

- It's giving hot girl vibe. Mm-hm.

- # Baby, come on over tonight... #

Just two flirty girls trying to play it cool.

Let's hope that doesn't get confusing tonight.

- Amy is hot property right now.

She has got two girls in her radar

and, you know, I think they're both really feeling her.

- Well, you better tell this hot property

what she's worth, then, Priya.

- The good thing is, you have options... - Mm-hm. - ..after that kiss.

- Yeah. - See if that sexual chemistry is still there with Fi.

- It was a hot kiss, to be fair.

- That was very passionate.

- I think you should keep that door open.

- Yeah. - But, like, on the flip side,

me and Hannah, like, there is so much sexual chemistry there,

like, instantly. - Yeah.

- But I need to explore the emotional chemistry,

because I don't know the fucking girl. - Yeah.

- Like, I literally don't know anything about her.

- You and Fi can build up sexual chemistry.

- And I wouldn't say that door is closed.

I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't. - I know.

- It's a really tough one with Fiorenza right now,

because I'm obviously feeling so giddy over Hannah,

but any time I have a conversation with Fiorenza,

I'm like, just remember, like how much of a spark we kind of have

and how much emotionally we get each other.

Love that chat. Mwah.

- While Amy mulls over that,

over on the sofas, the other girls are asking much deeper questions.

# I know you'd always do the same for me... #

- What's the longest you guys have had, like, sex for?

- I don't know, I like to go rounds, innit?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- I don't really count the time, but it's probably hours.

- No, I know... - Hours. - Hours.

- That's what I was saying, it goes on for hours.

- With queer women,

we have more fun in the bedroom. We like to explore

and go on adventures and get to know the person's body.

Definitely different to men.

- Yeah, and it's, like, starts off, like, kissing...

- Yeah, there's a bit of... - Bit of foreplay.

- And then you're cooking,

it's like, "No, just wait, let's just cook."

- It's very start-and-stoppy. - Then you're, like, kissing,

and then it just... it just builds up.

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I feel like with, like, with queer sex,

I feel like it's like there's no end to it.

Obviously, we've got it good, we can go for ages.

- Oh, I love being queer!

I just - I just love women.

I'm really happy that I get to experience a different type of love

that, like, some people just won't ever have the pleasure

of, like, experiencing.

Because it's like, I get to love, like, another woman.

Which is...so nice!

- # Woman, let me be your woman... #

You're in the right place, Thea -

and there's one woman you haven't fully explored yet.

- So... - Oh, so...!

- How are you feeling?

- Um, I'm feeling kind of weird, to be honest.

- Yeah. - Because, like, I was feeling kind of off with Amy.

I always struggle with guilt.

- Oh! - I just feel that... - Do you want a hug?

- Kind of, yeah! - Yeah, come here.

- Aww! - Oh, no...!

- I'm still kind of processing what happened with me and Amy,

but if Amy's moving on this quickly, it shouldn't stop me from moving on.

The idea of ending things with Amy

and, like, flirting with you later that day...

- It just doesn't make sense. - It's just not...

It's not something I would do, at all. - Yeah.

- One of the most attractive things, for me,

when it comes to, like, looking for a partner,

is emotional intelligence,

and it's, like, really clear that Thea has that.

I just kind of felt really understood by someone

that I hadn't even known very long.

So, that kind of says a lot.

- But, yeah, I just wanted to, like...

..kind of see where your head was at. - Mm-hm.

- Because kissing you was fun!

- Yeah, it was fun. I can't lie. - It was fun.

- Your vibe definitely, like, stands out to me.

- Yeah. - You are someone that I would want to get to know more. - Yeah.

Knowing that Lailah might be open to, like, getting to know me

made me feel a bit happy,

because she's cute and, like, we did really get along.

So, that's, like, exciting -

but obviously I'm not gonna get my hopes up for anything,

because...! Yeah, you never know in here.

- # I'm not a saint so just give me the blame

# I know what I want and it gets in my way

# I know I'm not... #

- Fifi?

- If Fiorenza really wants Amy,

she's got to push for it,

because she did break it off with Amy before.

So, now she's got to put more work in.

- Mum and Dad are going to have a chat.

- Oh, Mum and Daddy!

- Yeah.

- Are you going to tell me off?

- No, but I'm gonna give you a bit of tough love.

- Amy said that the door is not closed.

She's still interested.

- Yeah. - She said that?!

- Yeah. - Yeah, she said that. - 100%.

100%, bro.

- I was so happy to see Fiorenza's face light up.

- Really?! - Yeah.

I think that they would make a good couple.

I just want them to explore it a little bit more -

and they need that little bit of a shove.

Now that you know that she's still interested,

like, go for it.

Like, stop... Like, stop holding yourself back. - Yeah,

that does make me feel better, to know that she's interested.

- Exactly! - Yeah.

- Stop holding yourself back,

because this is how you get in these sticky situations.

Fi... - You got this, man.

- We want to see you happy. - Yeah.

- You got this, man.

- Oh, you guys, come here. Give me a hug.

- Aww! - I love you guys.

Because... - We love you too, man.

- Because you are giving me the kick up the arse I need.

- # Am I allowed to look at her like that?

# Could it be wrong... #

- Where we going?

- # When she's just so nice to look at? #

- I'm taking you to see the views of Italy.

- THEY LAUGH

# And she...

# ..means everything to...

# ..me. #

- I just wanted to chat to you.

- Yeah? - About...

What your head space is at, with...

..people and that.

- Obviously, like, Hannah's come in and kind of like...

I don't know.

We really get along... - Mm-hm.

- ..but I'm yet to have that deeper kind of conversation.

Do you know what I mean? - Mm-hm.

- Then, obviously...we kind of flirt, or whatever.

- I feel like I didn't give you the time of day to, like, explore it.

- I was, like, quite vulnerable with you

and, like, I let you know how I was feeling

and you let me know how you were feeling,

and then obviously Beth walked in

and it was like you kind of jumped ship a bit,

do you know what I mean? - Yeah.

Maybe if I grew some balls

and, um, opened up to Amy earlier,

I feel like what me and Beth had...

..wouldn't have happened.

- Obviously, I would be lying if I said the door was closed.

- Yeah, cos my door is open.

Any time.

It doesn't affect the way I feel about you,

you getting to know Hannah,

because I know, like...

..the, like, deep connection that we have.

I feel like it's good that Amy is getting to know Hannah,

because that's - she's been waiting for someone femme to come in,

but don't explore it too much!

- # You keep me under your spell

# You keep me under your spell

# You keep me under your spell

# You keep me under your spell... #

- Hey, babe. - Hi.

- My head is a little bit of a mess, I can't lie.

Um, I obviously, like, have such an emotional connection with Fi,

and, like, I can't not think about that,

but then have such, like, a physical connection with Hannah

and, like, look, you fancy the pants off her.

I've just got to pace.

- You've got to pace?

- Yeah.

So, my head's a mess!

- # I was wondering

# Do you know the difference between love and obsession?

- # No

- # And what's the difference between obsession and desire?

- # I don't know

- # Do you think this feeling could last forever? #

- Night-night, pumpkins!

- # I do nothing but think of you

# I don't eat

# I don't sleep

# I do nothing but think of you... #

# Nothing's gonna stop me now... #

- Good morning, everyone.

- ALL: - Morning!

- The sun is up at the Masseria

and the first thing on the agenda...

SHOUTING

..a gentle morning stretch led by Meg and Hannah.

- Come and shake your shimmy! - Dance class!

- WHOOPING

- Dance class time.

- Wait, this is hot already.

- Get the top on, let's go. - Guys, Come on, let's go.

- Dance class, baby!

Time to shake some ass. All right, listen up.

- Three shoulder rolls, make it sexy.

So, one, two, three.

- BOTH: One, two, three, drop.

ALL TALK AT ONCE

- You will not catch me slut dropping to the floor.

No freaking way, man. This is not a dance for me.

- Now we're going to drop. - What?!

- No, I really don't have the knees for that.

Holy shit.

- Drop. - Drop. - Slap. - Slap. - Head.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, to be a yoga mat.

- Whoo!

- The heterosexuals can have Magic Mike.

We'll just have Hannah and Meg.

- Head... - Onto your feet.

Keep your hands...

- Oh. - Yeah?

- Hands up! - Roll them up and then flip. - Oh, OK.

- Yeah!

- I think I'm going to dream about that tonight.

- You have to make it sexy.

- Guys, I've got it. I've actually got it.

I thought I was giving like Shakira.

- That's it.

- WHISTLING

SHE SHOUTS

- Did they kiss? - Amazing.

Fireworks. It was everything I thought it would be and more.

- I think they all done a pretty good job.

Yeah, I think we're really good dance teachers.

- Hey, hey... - Wait. So you're a dancer?

We haven't even spoken about that.

- I started dancing when I was two. - Two? - two.

- Jesus. - Um, I was on gymnastics team in school. - Really?

Gymnastics is hot. - Yeah. - I wish I could fucking do shit like that.

- The day after my brother passed away,

I had a gymnastics competition.

So my brother was called Adam.

I just remembered I would unclip his wheelchair and put him

in the corner so he'd just watch me do gymnastics all day.

- What happened with your brother?

Or if you don't want to talk about it, don't talk about it. - Um...

He had Edwards' syndrome. It's like an extra chromosome in the heart,

it's like Trisomy 13 or something, I think.

Um, and he caught pneumonia.

- Jesus fucking Christ. - I was 12.

I remember my auntie took me and my other brother Matthew

to the hospital, and I just thought, "Oh, we're going to see Adam

"at the hospital," cos he was always in and out of hospital,

so it was nothing, like, new to me.

My mum and dad said they were staying the night with him.

So my auntie took me and my other brother back home

and my mum and dad came home, took his wheelchair out of the car,

I ran downstairs, I was like, "Why are you back home?"

And they just sort of said to me, "Adam's gone."

And I just remember, like,

"No, he's not," running upstairs,

and my brother Matthew and cuddling me on bed.

Sorry!

- # We need a little heart hope... #

- I'm proud that I got to have Adam for as long as I did in my life.

I'm just so grateful that he was a part of it.

It was really traumatic. - Fucking awful, I can't imagine.

- Yeah, like, but I've, like, got to the point in life where, like,

I've learned not to get upset about it, so I'm good.

The day after he passed, I had to go back to school

cos I had a gymnastics competition. And do you know what?

I came first and we were like, "That was Adam."

So in a way, he was watching over me and he still is.

I'm really grateful that I got to have him in my life for 12 years.

- Fucking hell. - Yeah.

- # Cos there's something more than everything

# So feel the love and let it in

# Cos I know

# We need a little heart hope... #

- You know you guys can join. - Let's go. - Do you want to join us?

- Yeah, let's join meditation. - Yes.

- And we can do, like, an affirmations one. Yeah?

- I'll do affirmations one as well.

- Let's clear our minds. - Let's take a deep breath in...

- And do one by one what are you grateful for.

- There's some vaginas in this... - Grateful for vagina.

- We're all grateful for them. - OK. Pussy. - That's a good one. - Pussy!

- LAUGHTER

- You just love saying vagina.

- I just feel like it's such a powerful word.

- Vagina. - Vagina. - Vagina. Vagina.

- # Vagina! Vagina! # - That's it.

- # Wait a minute... #

- Obviously said to Amy yesterday, go and explore Hannah.

But I didn't expect to feel the way I feel.

I'm actually, like... - Jealous. - Yeah, I'm actually jealous.

- I can tell you.

Oh, my God, I don't know who I'm rooting for. I'm rooting for Amy

just to make the right decision and be happy. But, like, I also think,

like, they would be cute together. So, like,

Fiorenza may as well shoot her shot.

Go, go, go!

- This Masseria was made for shooting your shot, Fiorenza.

But just as you're about to take aim,

Sara's here with a message from Dannii.

- Sara's here!

- I don't know if you should be happy.

- Oh.

- I have a message for you from Dannii.

- GASPING

- Take it. - OK.

- ALL: Bye!

- "Buongiorno, girls!

"Hannah and Thea, as the..."

Oh, I can't even speak. - I'll try. - You do it.

- "Hannah and Thea, as new girls to the Masseria,

"tonight you're going on a double date.

"Get ready for a private pool party." - Ooh!

Pool partay.

- "You can invite one other girl to join you."

- "Love and kisses..." - "Love and kisses, Dannii."

- SHRIEKING AND WHOOPING

- Hannah, who are you taking?

- Amy. - Thanks, babe! Oh!

- When I like someone, I like someone,

and Amy's really bringing me out of my shell.

- Thea, what are you saying? - Uh...

Lailah. - ALL: Ooh!

- Ay-ay-ay! - I know, it's just weird.

Like, I know it's such a gay thing to do.

Like, obviously I'm going to go on a double date with a girl

that wants to get to know me

and a girl that I ended things with yesterday. Like, that's just...

It's just so gay. It's so gay.

- Sounds like just a normal day around here, Lailah.

MUSIC: Lovefool by The Cardigans

# Dear, I fear we're facing a problem... #

- I definitely felt bad for Fiorenza in the moment.

She was the first one to walk away from the group,

and I did feel quite bad about that.

- I just wish I told Amy how I felt earlier,

because I just feel like it's only going to get stronger with them.

- Let's hope you've not missed that boat, Fiorenza,

cos currently it's excitement all round for tonight.

- I am so excited for this double date.

I don't I don't even know... I can't even...work...word...fart...can't.

- I feel like I owe it to myself to, you know, explore this with Hannah

without letting my feelings for Fi get in the way.

- # So I cried and I prayed and I begged

# Love me, love me

# Say that you love me

# Fool me, fool me

# Go on and fool me... #

- This is cute!

- All glammed up and double date ready...

- # I can't care 'bout anything but you... #

- ..the girls can tuck in to their sharing platter.

- Cheers, girlies.

- And speaking of sharing...

- Who have your connections been?

- So I was matched up with Meg initially.

And then Eva came in and me and Eva, like, got on like a house on fire.

Like, she took me on a date and everything. But we realised quite

quickly that it was, like, platonic.

And then me and Fi kind of had a little flirty crush thing

that kind of fizzled out when Beth...came in.

Um...and then you came in.

What? - Nothing. - What? - Nothing!

I just thought you've had... You've been with, like, loads of people.

- A lot of the time it was a rejection. Like, as in, like,

Meg didn't fancy me... - Oh, so you've been rejected? OK.

- Pity party! - Let's not do this. - Yeah, like, what?

- So.

Awkward!

- Anyway.

Wild.

Um, yeah.

Do you want to eat anything? Like, any...?

- Well, it won't be a pool party without going for a dip.

Do you want to go in?

- # Darker than the ocean

# Deeper than the sea... #

- How was that for you? - It wasn't too bad. - Mm.

- # You got everything, you got

# What I need... #

INDISTINCT CHATTER

- How are you feeling, Fiorenza?

Now that they're actually going on the date. - Uh...

I just hope the date doesn't go too well.

- # Speeding up my heartbeat, playing in the flames... #

- I'm so glad we are here. - I know.

I'm glad I got to have, like, a one on one date with Lailah

after the double date, the awkward double date at the beginning.

Um, because I just, like, got to know her more.

I'm not sure if it's a good thing that I get to know her more,

cos it makes me like her more.

Hopefully I don't get my heart broken.

- I think here a lot of people, like, they just love love,

like, in general. And for me, like, I love love with someone specific.

- Mm-hm. - Like, I can't just fall in love with anyone. - Yeah.

- And I feel like maybe in this sort of like environment, you do just

need to love love, maybe be a bit more open,

but I'm trying to, like, figure that out.

Like, if I need to learn to be that way or not.

- Maybe you might overthink a bit too much and, yeah, maybe.

- Maybe. - Yeah. Mm. Maybe just, like, try and, like, I don't know,

like being more...

..maybe open. - Open. - Yeah.

- OK. Interesting.

- # I want to believe that this will pass... #

- It's good advice.

- # We hold more together than apart... #

- I feel a little bit confused. I do really like Thea.

I am glad she picked me, but it's difficult because I wasn't,

like, ready to explore anything yet.

- # Where we are... #

- You're too far away.

- # I run with you... #

- You tease so much!

I really want to dunk you. But I won't do that to your hair.

- Oh, don't.

- I'm already thinking I've missed my chance, but I feel like

I really will miss my chance if I don't tell her.

- You know what you want. So do everything in your power to get it.

We got all excited for you confessing your love. It's like...

It's like something Shakespeare would write about.

- If you think it's what you want, you've got to make moves and get it.

- Because you'll regret... You'll regret not doing it.

- # I can't be your second-best

# Close but not your favourite... #

- You look amazing. Genuinely. - Thank you.

- Like, you're so hot. - You are.

- So mysterious.

- I'm a mysterious girl, what can I say?

- Your eyes are already lit. - You're lit.

Do you want to kiss me? - Yeah.

- # I can't be your midnight love

# Oh, oh, oh

# When your silver is my gold... #

- I think I've missed my chance.

Hannah and Amy have been getting on really well,

so I feel like they're going to solidify what they have even more.

And I'm just slowly drifting out of the picture.

- Everything will be OK in the end.

- Cos if it's not OK... - Yeah?

- Cos if it's not OK, it's not the end. - Yeah.

- # I swear I'm blind... #

- I need to tell Amy how I feel. It's now or never.

- # In this light, I swear you're mine... #

Next time on I kissed A Girl...

- I do, actually... I like you.

- I think Fiorenza likes Amy.

- There's a lot of lying, secrecy, and I'm not about it at all.

Do you feel the same?

Sure.

- Oh!

- Is she feeling me?

- I think she likes me.

It's scary.

- I actually love you so much.

- You know, we could be something.

I've opened my heart to her.

- I need to figure out if I'm listening to my heart or my head.

- The big question is, does the girl you want to kiss

want to kiss you back?

- It's really fucking tough.

- MUSIC: We Could Be The One by Dannii Minogue

# Hold on to me under neon lights

# Take me by the hand into the night

# Yeah, we could be the one - Oh

- # We could be the one, and

# Get in the car, let the music start

# Have a little faith, need to open up, yeah

# We could be the one - Oh

- # We could be the one - Oh

- # Neon nights, and we are kissing

# Neon nights, and we are kissing

# Neon nights, and we are kissing... #