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"Praise him with drum and dance" - Psalm 150
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USSR - China border. 1973.
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I guess God has other plans for you.
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I fried some bread for you.
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You were such a good boy
before the army.
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Now, it’s the long hair,
Western music
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and cock fighting...
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Kung fu!
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That’s banned!
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Everything cool is banned
in the Soviet Union.
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You’ve always been a vain one.
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I have to find myself a good teacher.
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All those teachers
were locked up long ago.
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And if you keep this up, you’ll
end up just like them... in jail.
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God has other plans for me!
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Hide the hair, you clown!
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And the cross! I don’t want to
get locked up because of you.
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Soviet Union!
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Stop it, Rita!
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Last night, you turned
your back to me.
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And drank alone all night.
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Got any oil?
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Nope!
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This needs to be cleaned.
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Chanel No. 5.
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Nice car.
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It’s Rudolf’s.
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Don’t be mad at him.
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He’s a good person.
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We’re getting married.
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What is your fighting style?
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What is your kung fu?
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“There is no God”
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THE INVISIBLE FIGHT
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Peace!
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A pilgrim?
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Well... a driver!
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Can you be obedient?
- I can.
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Well then, kick that old monk
so hard that he flies.
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Hallelujah!
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You know kung fu?
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What is your fighting style, monk?
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Tiger style?
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Eagle claw?
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Go home, you clown!
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Unspeakable brutality on the part
of the Monastery Superior!
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No brother.
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Father Melhisedek gave the most
valuable gift a monk can receive.
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The opportunity for humility.
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Forgive me.
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Ouch! Ouch!
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Is the clown still here?
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He is.
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These are the monks
of our monastery.
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Can you smell it?
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Flowers.
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Because he is holy!
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A saint’s skull is yellow.
A regular person’s skull is white.
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Do you think it is possible
for you to become a saint?
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No.
- No. No.
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Of course it’s possible.
That’s the meaning of a human life!
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Why else did you survive
the attack in the army?
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Why else did the Madonna
bring you here?
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My car broke down.
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Only the Madonna
can bring you here!
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Here it is.
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The pearl of our monastery.
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The miraculous icon
of the Madonna.
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If your prayer is strong,
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even your most secret desires
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will be fulfilled here.
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May I remain here?
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Why?
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So I can become bad ass
at black metal kung fu!
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Go home, clown!
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I would rather dig a hole
in the ground
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than converse
with someone like that.
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And with such grace.
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You’re just antisocial, that’s all.
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Try again with prayer!
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Honey!
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Your prayer is strong, boy!
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And my kicks are even stronger!
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Will you take me as your student?
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Irinei, show your brother.
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When the disciples saw him walking
on the lake, they were terrified.
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“It’s a ghost,” they said,
and cried out in fear. But...
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That's father Nafanail.
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He doesn’t want to enjoy
the taste of food.
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He is a Starets.
- A who?
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He has suffered much, been in jail.
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For what?
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Politics.
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Half of our monks have been locked up.
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The Starets will take your soul
and see right through it.
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The past, the present, and the future.
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Telepathy?
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We call it 'the gift of sight'.
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This is my bed,
and the other is our teacher’s.
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You sleep on the floor.
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You will sleep on the floor!
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There’s a brick in your bed?
- That’s my pillow.
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The hermit Aphigonen was the first to
sleep on it. You can have it if you want.
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Where do I sleep?
- In front of the door!
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Catch the pillow!
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If you want to stay here,
you have to learn humility.
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What will it be?
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Let’s shake on it!
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Irinei, teach your brother
some humility!
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A LESSON IN HUMILITY
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Get changed!
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What about my monk's robe?
- When you become a monk, you’ll get the robe.
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First you must become an Obedient,
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and then a Rassaphore,
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and if you're lucky,
then finally, a monk!
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When will you teach me kung fu?
- To someone as clumsy as you?
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I can learn anything!
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First you have to learn the Ten
Commandments and read the holy texts.
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Love your neighbour as yourself.
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The essence of the commandments is simple
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and soft, like a dumpling.
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Catch!
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Who could catch a dumpling?
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A monk who can unify
strength and gentleness!
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Learn!
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What style was that?
Panda bear?
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Clean up the kitchen!
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A LESSON IN HUMILITY No.2
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Oh, dear Irinei, your humble
expression will bring you no good.
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How was it?
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He’s quick to take offense.
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Are you not ashamed, Irinei?
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To be on the same level with a beginner.
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He just recently came
from the outside world,
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but you have been
at the monastery for years
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and still haven’t learned
to watch out for yourself.
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I’ve given you nothing
but disappointment.
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My prayer doesn’t make
honey flow from the icon.
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That’s why I let him into the monastery.
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I need a successor!
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But what about me?
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I’ve been your student
for over seven years!
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Give your brother a tour.
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Show him the religious giants
of our monastery.
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This is where the hermit Afigonen
held his prayer battle.
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This was the hole where they fed him!
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But where did he go to pee?
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This is where Father Afigonen
used the toilet!
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Is the tour over?
- Irinei showed you everything that interests you.
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We cannot help you any further.
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He's no pilgrim.
- He’s not even Orthodox.
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Get a load of what he’s doing now!
- Such blasphemy!
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You don't turn your back on the altar!
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Ever!
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Zinaida and Marfa!
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A man comes to the church for the first
time in his life and what does he see?
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Your angry mugs!
Get out, you Orthodox witches!
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SHADOW FIGHT
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The monastery kung fu starts
with the sign of the cross.
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These three fingers signify the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
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The other two are the human
and the divine.
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You must suppress all
thought of temptation,
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before it has a chance to attack you!
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“Listen to me,” is what this means.
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“Christ has spoken.”
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“Bear your cross.”
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“Pray with all your heart.”
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This is how you achieve
a kung fu which is invincible.
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Teach me!
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This is an internal style
which only the humble can master.
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I can be obedient!
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Go and bring some water, let’s make tea!
- I obey.
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Light a fire!
- I obey.
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Christ commands us to love others
the way a mother loves her child.
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Everything could have gone differently.
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The land could be covered with giant
monsters who devour each other.
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But instead there are children
and their mothers,
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and the enormous love between them.
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The world is made
from love and for love.
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What do you feel?
- Joy!
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When God enters a person’s soul,
he is filled with joy.
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Always.
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What do you see in him? Your successor?
- I’m starting to get old.
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Sometimes the Lord reveals His will,
sometimes He doesn’t.
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What about Irinei?
- He tends to doubt.
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What is he doing over there?
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What do you want?
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To become a monk.
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Does your mother know where you are?
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She doesn’t.
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Go home. If your mother
allows you to become a monk,
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then such is the will of the Heavens.
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I’m a buck short of a bottle.
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Sit.
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I would in a heartbeat,
but not right now. Sorry.
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Give me your shoes!
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Ecce homo!
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Where are your shoes?
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I gave them away.
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Okay, mother, dear.
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I can’t hide anything from you.
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I was at a monastery, mom.
- Where?
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Behind those woods...
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I’ll fry some bread,
you like flour products.
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Mom,
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will you let me become a monk?
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Drink vodka.
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Like men always have.
Don’t go crazy.
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They said that I could become a saint!
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Anyone could!
Even you!
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Look now at what your own son is doing!
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You left me here alone and now
your son wants to do the same!
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You don’t love your mother!
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I do.
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Love...
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...is the most important thing.
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Dammit!
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Get lost!
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How are you doing?
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I just came from the monastery.
I’m on probation there.
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You were sent there on business?
- No, I went on my own.
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Or, well, the Madonna brought me.
You can’t get in any other way!
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How long will you stay?
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Long.
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I’m going to be a monk.
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That’s sixty kopecks!
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I don’t have any change...
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I only have rubles.
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Oh, forget it.
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Take some candy!
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How are you? Married?
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We split up.
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Were you out slutting around?
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No, I’m a sinless creature.
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But you are going to become a monk!
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You will take the vow.
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Did something happen?
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A monk becomes lazy in bed.
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Back already! Did your mother
give you permission?
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Yes, she did!
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Are you trying to fool a Starets?
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A woman’s “no” is really a “yes”.
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What does an old monk
like me know about women.
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Hand me my staff!
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This is iron!
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You have to stay in shape somehow.
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Do you know what the monk’s
super weapon is?
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The Prayer from the heart.
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Lord, Jesus Christ, Son of God,
have mercy on me, a sinner.
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You must pray quietly, secretly.
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So the left hand doesn't know
what the right hand is doing.
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Prayer must be directed
from the head to the heart!
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That is the place God
will come to pray with you.
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It appears that I’m the worst one here
since there’s no candle left for me.
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All the others are worthy and I’m
the only one not worth a candle.
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Enough of your griping.
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Take mine!
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I didn’t say anything.
260
00:52:58,042 --> 00:53:01,792
What are you staring at?
Look, my hands are full.
261
00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:05,333
Open the door and turn
the light on in the pantry.
262
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,708
Do you want me to get electrocuted?
263
00:53:14,875 --> 00:53:17,667
The light switch is broken!
264
00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:28,583
I got you, brother. I can see your
thoughts as clear as the palm of my hand.
265
00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:36,250
Alright, brother, let’s make peace!
266
00:53:44,708 --> 00:53:47,042
Your peace is sour.
267
00:53:55,542 --> 00:53:58,625
Are you planning to tell on me?
268
00:54:00,542 --> 00:54:04,167
Don’t touch the books.
They belong to Nafanail!
269
00:54:06,250 --> 00:54:12,125
As Symeon the New Theologian said,
270
00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:19,042
our weaknesses must be
confessed with a pure heart!
271
00:54:26,417 --> 00:54:28,542
Here you go!
272
00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:18,833
I heard thoughts... I was just
standing in front of the icon and...
273
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:23,542
The Lord in His mercy
let you peek into the other world.
274
00:55:23,708 --> 00:55:27,667
Don’t tell anyone about this.
275
00:56:36,667 --> 00:56:40,833
What now? Can I start
pulling on my monk's robe soon?
276
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,875
Clear your dishes!
- The women will do it!
277
00:56:48,208 --> 00:56:51,083
No, you are not ready yet.
278
00:56:51,250 --> 00:56:56,875
You don’t know how to value a simple
person and the work she does.
279
00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,958
That’s my pillow!
280
00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:04,958
The hermit Aphigonen slept on this.
281
00:58:06,292 --> 00:58:11,083
Who’s this Ape... person that you
would trade your own mother for?
282
00:58:11,208 --> 00:58:14,792
Can’t you see the crooks around you?
283
00:58:14,958 --> 00:58:18,833
I give money to a beggar,
and he buys vodka.
284
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:24,333
He is the Holy Fool.
He was testing you!
285
00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:26,250
Better not give money to a beggar
286
00:58:26,417 --> 00:58:29,583
if you’re going to condemn him later.
- He stole your shoes!
287
00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:34,333
Here, in the monastery,
everything is the opposite -
288
00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:36,583
riches are ridiculous...
289
00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:42,333
I get my wages, I deduct
the electricity and the rent
290
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:45,542
and all I have left is money for bread.
291
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:55,500
Sell the car.
- Who wants that piece of junk?
292
00:58:55,667 --> 00:58:59,917
If it breaks down,
there’s no one to fix it.
293
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:16,583
You like flour products,
you used to eat them by the loaf.
294
00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:22,250
Don’t bring your smelly
sausage around here!
295
00:59:34,667 --> 00:59:39,875
Mom, this is a monastery!
- What do you want me to do with them!
296
00:59:40,042 --> 00:59:42,417
You’re not around any more.
297
00:59:50,125 --> 00:59:52,083
Mother!
298
01:01:47,125 --> 01:01:51,167
THE TEST OF THE STARETS
299
01:01:54,292 --> 01:01:59,417
Drinking alone can cause depression.
300
01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:08,000
I see we have an expert here.
301
01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:16,125
Another for the other leg?
302
01:02:20,583 --> 01:02:22,583
He can do it when he wants to!
303
01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:06,792
Everyone has to be trained
according to their nature.
304
01:03:13,667 --> 01:03:17,292
Don’t let your spirit flow out.
305
01:03:38,833 --> 01:03:42,750
The drunken monkey! And we thought
you would become the new Starets.
306
01:03:47,542 --> 01:03:50,750
If you fall, always get up!
307
01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:56,167
What is your blessing?
308
01:03:58,292 --> 01:04:04,667
Push your car up Holy Hill and fix it,
309
01:04:04,833 --> 01:04:06,542
then give it to your mother.
310
01:04:07,458 --> 01:04:12,542
My mother?
- Why does a monk need a car?
311
01:04:12,708 --> 01:04:14,833
Am I a monk now?
312
01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:22,458
A Rassaphore!
313
01:04:24,625 --> 01:04:27,833
Your monk's vows will come later.
314
01:05:03,125 --> 01:05:06,875
Why did you order him
to climb the hill?
315
01:05:07,042 --> 01:05:10,375
Candles aren’t kept hidden.
Their place is on a candlestick!
316
01:05:22,417 --> 01:05:24,542
Which do you bless?
317
01:05:24,708 --> 01:05:29,458
Buying a new cow,
or a new coat for her husband?
318
01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:38,250
A coat for the husband.
- But he’ll drink it away.
319
01:05:38,417 --> 01:05:40,792
You’ll buy him a new one.
320
01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:48,042
He’ll love you to the end!
321
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:57,500
Marriage is a cross!
322
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,542
The same kind of cross as monastic life.
323
01:06:06,958 --> 01:06:10,000
Why does it have to be easy?
324
01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:13,083
No, life is hard
325
01:06:13,250 --> 01:06:16,708
and it keeps getting harder.
326
01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:24,792
Who told you to get married!
Oh, I am a fool!
327
01:06:24,958 --> 01:06:27,000
Of course you’re a fool.
328
01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:32,000
Be grateful that someone
chose a fool like you.
329
01:07:00,125 --> 01:07:02,917
This happens with everything!
He touches the TV,
330
01:07:03,083 --> 01:07:08,208
it catches fire. He opens the fridge,
it catches fire! Nothing helps.
331
01:07:10,042 --> 01:07:13,375
Irinei, bring me some holy water!
332
01:07:18,542 --> 01:07:21,000
Will holy water help?
333
01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:26,458
The water alone won’t help!
334
01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:29,125
You must pray!
335
01:07:48,833 --> 01:07:51,667
That’s how the Holy Spirit works!
336
01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:57,208
Are you Christened?
337
01:07:58,667 --> 01:08:02,167
We’ll go and do it right away.
338
01:08:04,708 --> 01:08:06,917
Oh, Fathers!
339
01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:10,875
Will you allow me one last ride?
340
01:08:11,042 --> 01:08:12,167
No!
341
01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:15,875
Please, boss! The Starets
gave me an assignment,
342
01:08:16,042 --> 01:08:21,250
I did it super, super, super well.
343
01:08:21,417 --> 01:08:23,375
Just a little celebration.
344
01:08:23,542 --> 01:08:25,957
But keep it at fifty!
345
01:08:26,125 --> 01:08:30,417
Irinei will come to keep an eye on you.
346
01:08:57,207 --> 01:08:59,707
The wheel is pulling me!
347
01:09:07,582 --> 01:09:10,457
Soviet Union!
348
01:10:05,708 --> 01:10:07,750
State security!
349
01:10:15,458 --> 01:10:18,458
You are under arrest!
- What for?
350
01:10:18,625 --> 01:10:22,000
You were speeding.
- When?
351
01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:27,125
Who is your witness?
352
01:10:27,292 --> 01:10:30,167
We’re the witnesses!
353
01:10:30,333 --> 01:10:34,042
Did you see it?
354
01:10:46,083 --> 01:10:49,583
No one saw it!
- Then no one will see this either.
355
01:12:04,958 --> 01:12:07,833
Listen to me!
356
01:12:14,375 --> 01:12:17,417
Pray with all your heart.
357
01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:24,125
Bear your cross!
358
01:12:27,667 --> 01:12:32,708
This is how you achieve
a kung fu that is invincible.
359
01:12:43,667 --> 01:12:48,750
Forgive me my religious propaganda.
That’s just my style.
360
01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:55,208
This isn't over yet!
361
01:13:01,708 --> 01:13:04,833
How was my kung fu?
362
01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:11,708
You lost. Your humility!
363
01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:13,958
But only at fifty!
364
01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:19,000
You won’t tell on me, will you?
- Why would I?
365
01:13:19,167 --> 01:13:22,208
Anyone who breaks
the Starets’s command
366
01:13:22,375 --> 01:13:26,042
will only bring misfortune
on themselves.
367
01:13:26,208 --> 01:13:30,833
But no one saw. Remember that!
- God saw!
368
01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:19,917
THE DEMON
369
01:14:36,542 --> 01:14:40,000
No one loves me
370
01:14:40,167 --> 01:14:42,792
and I love no one.
371
01:14:43,917 --> 01:14:46,083
This is not news to anyone.
372
01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:48,375
Suicide is a sin!
373
01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:56,417
My life is empty, there are only
drunkards and empty bottles.
374
01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:08,833
What should we do with her?
375
01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:13,333
Find out what she’s really thinking.
376
01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:29,458
Well?
377
01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:07,458
Let’s do this -
you go behind the door
378
01:17:07,625 --> 01:17:12,083
I’ll think of something
and you guess the thought!
379
01:17:23,167 --> 01:17:26,167
Where's the pillow?
380
01:17:39,458 --> 01:17:40,792
I’m ready!
381
01:18:05,417 --> 01:18:07,375
I guessed it.
382
01:18:10,917 --> 01:18:13,458
That’s a monk’s sweater!
383
01:18:13,625 --> 01:18:16,167
A woman isn’t allowed to touch it.
384
01:18:20,875 --> 01:18:23,792
Like the lilies in church...
385
01:18:23,958 --> 01:18:25,583
What is that smell?
386
01:18:25,750 --> 01:18:28,792
Chanel No. 5.
387
01:18:28,958 --> 01:18:31,458
Smells like a corpse.
388
01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:36,000
Now we have to burn this.
389
01:18:41,333 --> 01:18:44,500
You think you're innocent,
390
01:18:44,667 --> 01:18:48,042
you've nothing to fear.
391
01:18:48,208 --> 01:18:53,083
You don't know me you say,
392
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:57,625
but isn't it clear?
393
01:18:57,792 --> 01:19:00,833
You turn to me
394
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:07,583
in all your worldly greed and pride
395
01:19:07,750 --> 01:19:12,583
But will you turn to me
when it's your turn to die?
396
01:19:16,375 --> 01:19:20,583
Boys. I’m going to go
look for the dormitory.
397
01:19:35,292 --> 01:19:40,750
Your monks were speeding and there
wasn’t even anyone at the wheel.
398
01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:45,792
Open up!
399
01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:51,917
We're told not to let strangers inside.
400
01:19:52,083 --> 01:19:56,667
And I'm telling you to let me in
or I'm shutting the monastery down!
401
01:19:56,833 --> 01:20:00,042
We must open up.
- No!
402
01:20:08,333 --> 01:20:13,083
Only those who know the creed
403
01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:17,708
are allowed inside the monastery.
404
01:20:21,208 --> 01:20:25,708
I believe...
405
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,333
Feh, goddamn!
406
01:20:31,708 --> 01:20:37,125
I believe in one God,
407
01:20:37,292 --> 01:20:39,542
the Father Almighty,
408
01:20:39,708 --> 01:20:42,042
Maker of heaven and earth,
409
01:20:42,208 --> 01:20:45,333
and of all things visible...
410
01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:51,333
Not a stone will remain
untouched in your monastery!
411
01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:54,000
I promise you that!
412
01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:06,625
Hide everything in the catacombs
before the KGB confiscates it.
413
01:21:12,042 --> 01:21:15,500
You brought a demon into the monastery!
414
01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:21,208
What do you mean?
- You could clearly see yourself what I mean!
415
01:22:31,750 --> 01:22:34,000
What are you doing here, fool?
416
01:22:37,833 --> 01:22:43,917
I’m beating the demons away so they
won’t get stuck to the walls.
417
01:22:46,875 --> 01:22:51,333
Aren’t you confusing something here?
This is the Starets’s house, not a pub.
418
01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:54,042
The pub is full of demons anyway
419
01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:57,000
but in places where holy people live,
420
01:22:57,167 --> 01:23:02,375
they’re still outside, wailing with anger
421
01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:04,875
and trying to press their way in.
422
01:23:48,375 --> 01:23:53,167
A woman has to cover her hair with a scarf.
- What for, I wonder?
423
01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:57,167
Then everything is... how was it?
424
01:23:57,333 --> 01:24:02,000
Sublimated.
- Right. Sublimated.
425
01:24:03,292 --> 01:24:06,750
Men fancy that.
- "Men fancy that!"
426
01:24:08,542 --> 01:24:12,000
Have you heard anything about feminism?
427
01:24:13,125 --> 01:24:15,125
I don’t submit to men!
428
01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:18,667
You don’t have to submit.
429
01:24:18,833 --> 01:24:22,458
It’s just a...
430
01:24:24,792 --> 01:24:26,333
game of captivation.
431
01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:28,792
They’re gender roles!
432
01:24:44,292 --> 01:24:52,250
Man and woman are one flesh.
You wouldn’t hurt yourself, would you.
433
01:24:54,250 --> 01:24:56,833
You have to respect a man.
434
01:24:57,000 --> 01:25:02,667
Why?
- She doesn’t know! Why!?
435
01:25:06,083 --> 01:25:10,125
Then he’ll love you!
436
01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:28,625
I sinned.
437
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:37,667
I didn’t admonish my brother.
He was speeding and he touched a woman.
438
01:25:39,833 --> 01:25:45,833
Whose sins are you confessing?
Are you not ashamed, Irinei?
439
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:49,958
You also used to have the gift of sight.
Where did it go?
440
01:25:52,708 --> 01:25:55,250
You shouldn’t condemn another.
441
01:25:55,417 --> 01:26:00,958
And apologise to the girl.
442
01:26:20,833 --> 01:26:25,750
I brought demons into the monastery.
443
01:26:28,083 --> 01:26:30,042
Rita.
444
01:26:30,833 --> 01:26:36,583
You shouldn’t condemn another.
The demons are your own thoughts.
445
01:26:36,750 --> 01:26:39,583
You must fight against them!
446
01:26:40,542 --> 01:26:43,125
See, there he is!
447
01:26:44,708 --> 01:26:46,250
And another one!
448
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:06,417
Here!
449
01:27:25,250 --> 01:27:28,292
You must fight, monk!
450
01:27:28,458 --> 01:27:29,958
The invisible fight!
451
01:27:50,417 --> 01:27:54,167
Have some, don’t be afraid.
452
01:27:57,250 --> 01:28:01,083
Even monks have their pleasures.
- Like what?
453
01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:07,833
I won't tell, you will laugh.
- I won't, I promise.
454
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:12,625
One is tea...
and the other is fish.
455
01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:29,875
Thank you.
456
01:28:57,333 --> 01:28:59,917
Get up!
457
01:29:00,125 --> 01:29:04,875
In the monastery, even pigs
pray before the feast.
458
01:29:08,417 --> 01:29:16,375
He that feeds the birds...
459
01:29:19,875 --> 01:29:22,292
cares... also for me...
460
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,333
Oh, may there be plenty!
461
01:29:30,667 --> 01:29:32,500
For us all!
462
01:29:36,333 --> 01:29:38,917
I'll get a towel.
463
01:30:00,292 --> 01:30:02,292
Hold the towel on your arm.
464
01:30:02,458 --> 01:30:07,833
Stand by and wait while we eat.
465
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:15,458
Rita, I want to ask you for forgiveness
for condemning you before...
466
01:30:15,625 --> 01:30:21,250
I should put a bag over your head
so no one will see your hypocritical mug!
467
01:30:26,583 --> 01:30:29,042
Enough!
468
01:30:29,208 --> 01:30:31,583
One shouldn’t eat until one bursts.
469
01:30:37,417 --> 01:30:39,542
Sit.
470
01:30:42,417 --> 01:30:44,917
You can eat.
471
01:31:04,458 --> 01:31:09,500
Take me back there. I want to swim!
472
01:31:10,708 --> 01:31:13,125
Go on your own.
473
01:31:13,292 --> 01:31:19,000
I smell horrible!
- I lost my gift! I can't read thoughts anymore.
474
01:31:20,500 --> 01:31:25,333
You could never read women’s thoughts.
475
01:31:52,917 --> 01:31:54,875
You're mad.
476
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:01,000
I'm mad.
477
01:32:02,542 --> 01:32:04,542
God is also mad.
478
01:32:06,625 --> 01:32:12,708
He just decided one day
to create all these people!
479
01:32:15,708 --> 01:32:18,708
I don’t think it was a mistake,
480
01:32:18,875 --> 01:32:21,458
it was an experiment!
481
01:32:29,667 --> 01:32:32,750
You should find yourself a wife.
482
01:32:52,083 --> 01:32:55,958
Tell me where I have to go
to get away from you?
483
01:32:56,125 --> 01:32:57,875
Should I leave the monastery?
484
01:32:58,042 --> 01:33:01,333
I am the Starets’s disciple!
485
01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:04,625
What do you want from here?
486
01:33:04,750 --> 01:33:10,667
Clown! Clown! Clown! Clown!
487
01:33:14,083 --> 01:33:17,667
Show me your kung fu, monk!
488
01:34:31,958 --> 01:34:34,083
Drop the act. Be who you are.
489
01:35:05,625 --> 01:35:07,000
Forgive me, brother.
490
01:35:08,500 --> 01:35:12,667
A monk should never
strike in anger. I lost.
491
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,583
Why are you apologising?
492
01:35:22,750 --> 01:35:26,208
It wasn't you hitting me,
it was the demon!
493
01:35:26,375 --> 01:35:29,167
The demons are your own thoughts.
494
01:35:29,333 --> 01:35:31,167
You must fight against them!
495
01:35:42,917 --> 01:35:46,125
I will never become a Starets,
I am a gardener at heart.
496
01:35:46,292 --> 01:35:49,167
Honestly! Listen to my
thoughts and you will see!
497
01:35:58,375 --> 01:36:00,500
Don’t touch that, it’s a relic.
498
01:38:03,667 --> 01:38:06,250
What did you see?
499
01:38:08,042 --> 01:38:12,333
An animal. In myself.
500
01:38:14,042 --> 01:38:17,167
And an animal does not
belong in a monastery.
501
01:38:18,333 --> 01:38:20,917
I lost.
502
01:38:26,667 --> 01:38:29,250
A saint...
503
01:38:30,750 --> 01:38:36,458
...is not he who sees the angels,
504
01:38:36,625 --> 01:38:39,417
but he who sees his own sins.
505
01:38:39,583 --> 01:38:41,958
Everything is as it should be!
506
01:39:03,500 --> 01:39:06,125
I’m not going anywhere with you.
507
01:39:11,208 --> 01:39:14,083
You wanted to swim?
508
01:39:14,250 --> 01:39:16,250
Not anymore.
509
01:39:27,417 --> 01:39:30,583
THE DANCE OF THE DEMON
510
01:40:06,125 --> 01:40:10,250
I’m soaked through with that monastery.
511
01:40:33,417 --> 01:40:36,458
I want to get in the water.
512
01:40:55,208 --> 01:40:58,292
I liked you most the way you were.
513
01:41:00,125 --> 01:41:02,250
What then?
514
01:41:04,250 --> 01:41:06,625
A monk!
515
01:41:12,125 --> 01:41:13,833
Let's kiss!
516
01:41:14,083 --> 01:41:16,542
Stop that! You fool!
517
01:42:58,542 --> 01:42:59,917
Well, pray then.
518
01:43:04,042 --> 01:43:06,583
I’m not a monk any more.
519
01:43:24,875 --> 01:43:29,083
How could you lose your faith
at a time like this!
520
01:44:18,208 --> 01:44:25,042
SUPER-SUPER-WEAPON
521
01:44:26,417 --> 01:44:34,292
Do you know what the super-super weapon is?
522
01:44:35,542 --> 01:44:38,000
The gift of tears.
523
01:44:38,167 --> 01:44:42,583
Tears purify and soften the soul.
524
01:44:45,750 --> 01:44:51,417
They warm the heart
and open it for God.
525
01:44:53,375 --> 01:44:58,917
Tears during prayer
are a sign of God’s mercy.
526
01:45:08,625 --> 01:45:12,000
Try the ignition!
527
01:45:16,667 --> 01:45:18,917
Open the choke.
528
01:45:58,042 --> 01:46:02,333
Can you feel the power of prayer?
529
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:06,208
Your prayer.
530
01:46:11,750 --> 01:46:13,917
Ours.
531
01:46:26,500 --> 01:46:29,542
He was a good brother. And mechanic.
532
01:46:31,458 --> 01:46:35,917
He fixed the car, and spoke
not a word of the Lord,
533
01:46:36,083 --> 01:46:38,625
yet still people were drawn to his faith.
534
01:46:43,458 --> 01:46:47,083
You will be my successor.
535
01:46:51,417 --> 01:46:56,583
Me, a hypocrite?
536
01:46:57,792 --> 01:47:04,042
You are a good boy, Irinei. Humble.
537
01:47:09,208 --> 01:47:11,500
I've been arrogant!
538
01:47:17,542 --> 01:47:19,500
Forgive me!
539
01:47:30,667 --> 01:47:35,292
No one is bad, trust me!
540
01:47:35,458 --> 01:47:39,000
God appeared to us through him.
541
01:47:39,167 --> 01:47:42,458
Everyone carries the
image of Christ in them!
542
01:49:30,083 --> 01:49:33,333
THE END
542
01:49:34,305 --> 01:50:34,520
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