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Man, these beauties
would diaper up real nice.
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Dad!
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We've got wonderful news.
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It's a gift we've been hoping
to give you for years.
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You're finally
off the wait list.
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A better room opened up.
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Hot diggity!
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Not diggity.
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This room is tiny.
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How's it better?
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Better for us. It's cheaper.
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Much cheaper.
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Wouldn't you rather
we spend that money
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on your grandkids' education?
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No! They're dumb as dirt.
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Look on the bright side.
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You're right next
to the ice machine.
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And the pill machine.
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And how about
this beautiful view
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they painted on
the cinder block wall?
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It's too bright!
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And what about all my stuff?
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You'll just have to
get rid of some of it.
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And once you're used to
this smaller space,
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it'll ease your transition
to a cozy pine box.
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Pine? You promised me
black walnut.
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Of course, of course.
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Only the best for my dad.
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What about this shoe tree?
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Does it bring you joy?
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It makes me furious!
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I'm keeping it.
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Whoa, Grampa, what's all this?
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That's just
all my old war stuff.
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Can I have it?
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It warms my heart to
know my precious memories
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are going to someone
who will cherish them.
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So how much will you give me
for all this crap?
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Well, most of these medals
are for cowardice.
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Does this thing even work?
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Four, three, two...
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Nothing.
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I'll give you
a hundred dollars store credit.
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A hundred dollars? Awesome!
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No switchblades
or cyanide pills.
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Damn it.
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Nah.
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Nope.
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Ooh!
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Army comic book about "VD"?
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Why wouldn't I want
to catch Valentine's Day?
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My God, are you there?
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It's me, Margaret.
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- Is that...
- You better believe it.
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A human brain.
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My life up to now
has been merely a prelude.
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Today a prank king
becomes a prank god.
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I want to buy your brain!
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So you see, Comptroller Atkins,
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we have put
your new funding to use.
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We've redone the cafeteria floor
and the ceiling,
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and we've added
exciting new menu options.
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Indeed.
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Today the children are enjoying
a panoply of nutrition.
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Split pea soup, clam chowder,
both varietals.
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Bart, are you really
gonna do it?
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Guys, it's me, the Bartman.
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This is happening.
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Venison chili, beef bourguignon,
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a vibrant Indian curry...
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And best of all,
brain under glass!
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Bart, you did
far more damage today
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than just ruined
some administrators' suits.
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We may be wearing clothes
from the lost and found,
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but you are truly lost.
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Today you traumatized
scores of students,
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rendered the cafeteria
uninhabitable for weeks.
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And worst of all, worst of all,
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you-you broke Willie.
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Chunks.
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So many chunks.
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What do you have to say
for yourself?
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I regret nothing.
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I'll gladly accept whatever book
you throw at me,
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because there's no way
I could ever live with myself
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if I hadn't done this today.
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So give me all the F's,
send me to juvie
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or even kill me,
because I'm already immortal.
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And when I do die...
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Shut up.
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Four weeks' detention
and you're not going
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on the trip
to Colonial Shelbyville.
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You will be confined
to the detention trailer
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while other students
delight in learning
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how bricks were once made.
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Um, Principal Skinner, if I may.
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I believe we can deal
with Bart's behavior
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in a more constructive way.
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Turn this into
a learning opportunity.
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It's not a learning opportunity.
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It's a punishing opportunity.
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The boy should suffer.
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He brought
a human brain to school.
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Exactly. And I think he should
bring it to school every day.
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Learn to take care of it,
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journal his experience,
gain a sense of
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responsibility.
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No, no, please don't do this!
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I'm begging you!
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Pale skin, sweaty lip,
twitchy eye.
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Now, that's suffering.
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Ms. Peyton, make it so.
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My greatest prank
has become homework.
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For the next two weeks,
everyone is responsible
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for the care and protection
of a fragile and helpless egg.
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Or in Bart's case, a brain.
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Ew!
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I don't want to lug
this thing everywhere I go.
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I had my fun for five minutes,
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and now I want
to move on with my life.
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And that's parenthood.
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Aw, man, how do I even know
this thing's mine?
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Um, I'm going out
for candy cigarettes.
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Be right back, slugger.
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Be sure to keep your
caregiver journal up to date,
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because that's
what you'll be graded on.
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Using a human brain
for homework?
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That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
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You know, Bart,
I'm your brain, too,
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and I can help you study
all your subjects.
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Shut up, stupid, or I'll go back
to sniffing permanent markers!
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I'll be good.
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Hey, Bart, do you really think
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Itchy and Scratchy
is appropriate
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for a developing mind?
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It's not a baby.
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It's a glop of gunk
in a jar of goo.
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Your baby journal's
pretty empty.
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Are you sure this isn't
your second fake kid?
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This sucks.
I need some me time.
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I'm going to Milhouse's
to watch reaction videos
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to reaction videos.
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Your teacher wouldn't like
you leaving your baby all alone.
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Unless you get a sitter.
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Last minute? I'll never find
someone on such short notice.
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Unless...
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Dad, would you watch
your grandson tonight?
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No. I told you
to get rid of it, remember?
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Come on, please?
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I need some me time.
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Well, I guess I could give it
the same love
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and attention I gave you
when you were a baby.
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I'm sorry, Homer.
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I'm not accepting organs
as payment.
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Anymore.
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Nah, it's just my kid's brain.
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They grow up so fast.
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Guys, I just found out I'm next
on the list for a new liver!
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- Yay!
- All right!
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Then let's give the old liver
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one last night
he'll never forget.
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Set 'em up, Moe.
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One last night!
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One last night!
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Atomic wedgie!
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It feels so good
to get out of the house
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and away from
that stupid needy brain.
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Am I right?
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I'm enjoying being a Dad.
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I can fix the mistakes
my parents made with me.
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Player two loses.
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I'm a failure because of you!
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Bonus humiliation.
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Defile him.
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Aw, kind of reminds me
of my little guy.
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Not that I care or anything.
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Boys, I made you
a healthy snack,
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roasted cauliflower.
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Aw, look at him there.
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So cute on that plate.
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Maybe I should get home.
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Sweet.
More roastie-collies for me.
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Where is Dad with my brain?
They should be home by now.
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Finally.
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It's about time,
you good-for-nothing!
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Relax, Marge.
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The baby's fine.
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There you are.
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My sweet little precious...
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Pickled eggs!
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Where's my brain?!
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Must've gotten mixed up.
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Two jars.
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We were making 'em kiss.
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He's too young for kissing.
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I got to go find him.
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What happened to that brain
my dad had?
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Well, years of drinking,
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not to mention
all that nuclear stuff,
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and, I don't think it was
all that great to begin with.
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The one in the jar.
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That.
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I left that in the alley
for the raccoons.
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They'll eat tonight.
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No!
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Nicotine beef jerky?
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I know who took you.
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I'm so jerked-up.
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I feel like
I smoked a whole cow.
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Let's mess up this brain.
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Leave it alone!
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That's my brain!
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After we blow it up,
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you can have the biggest chunk.
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This isn't some frog
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where you can put a firecracker
in its butt.
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It's a living thing,
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and it's my job
to take care of it
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and teach it to do
cool stuff like, um,
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paintball and-and
pooping in jack-o'-lanterns.
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So hands off my brain!
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Okay, okay.
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You can have
your stupid head cheese.
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Don't worry.
I'm taking you home.
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I wonder if
anyone will ever love me
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the way he loves that brain.
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Look, man, I'm gonna
take better care of you.
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You're the only brain I've got.
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You need a name, bud.
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Wait. Buddy.
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Perfect! 'Cause you're my buddy.
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Also I don't want to think
about this any harder.
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Thursday, May 14th.
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Buddy and I had
quite the adventure tonight.
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I realized he's more than
just some dumb prank
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or a homework assignment.
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He's a badass like me.
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Garçon!
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Another high chair
for my associate here.
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You brought your jar friend.
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I get it.
Buddy's a little different.
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But he's my responsibility.
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Plus he's pretty cool.
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Well, maybe he can be
under the table.
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Whoa! Buddy's my plus-one.
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Would you rather me
bring Milhouse?
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No, no, no, no, no.
No one said Milhouse.
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Simpsons, a-welcome.
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My favorite a-family.
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A-Homer, a-Marge, a-Lisa,
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a-Maggie, a-Bart, a-brain.
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A-brain?!
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It's okay, it's okay.
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It's just a school project.
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Good a-news.
A table, she just open up
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in a-private dining room.
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You can... go into...
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My pasta's cold.
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Everything's cold!
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This brain business
will not be good for Bart
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if he keeps it up.
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Come on, think of all the
worse stuff he could be doing.
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00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,326
Or all the worse stuff
he's done.
264
00:12:33,478 --> 00:12:34,568
He named it!
265
00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:37,255
And I think he gave it
a bite of tiramisu.
266
00:12:37,406 --> 00:12:39,907
This is different for Bart.
267
00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:43,319
What if he becomes
the town weirdo?
268
00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:45,171
Weirdos aren't
what they used to be.
269
00:12:45,323 --> 00:12:48,841
They start computer companies
or own the Las Vegas Raiders.
270
00:12:48,994 --> 00:12:50,584
Or become serial killers.
271
00:12:50,678 --> 00:12:53,997
But still, his odds are
at least two out of three.
272
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:55,607
Children label each other.
273
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:59,593
Bart's in danger of becoming
"The Brain Boy."
274
00:12:59,687 --> 00:13:00,928
You worry too much.
275
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,930
Remember when you thought
Lisa was going to hell
276
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,841
because she was a vegetarian?
277
00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:06,342
I still think that.
278
00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:09,120
Excellent work
on your egg projects, class.
279
00:13:09,347 --> 00:13:12,698
And your parenting journals
were really inspired.
280
00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:14,867
An A-plus? I can't believe it.
281
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,352
I've never gotten one of those.
282
00:13:16,371 --> 00:13:19,188
I thought those were just
for suck-wads like Martin.
283
00:13:19,282 --> 00:13:21,800
Okay, everybody,
you did a great job,
284
00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:24,377
so it's time
to turn in your eggs.
285
00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:26,971
Whoa, hold on there.
I am not giving you Buddy.
286
00:13:27,198 --> 00:13:29,456
Well, one of the hardest parts
of parenting
287
00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:31,717
is watching your child move on.
288
00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:33,627
To be Willy's breakfast.
289
00:13:36,057 --> 00:13:37,723
Your brain can have a home
290
00:13:37,892 --> 00:13:39,892
on a shelf
in the school science lab.
291
00:13:40,045 --> 00:13:42,211
Buddy hates science.
292
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,355
He's like me.
He's into MeatCanyon videos
293
00:13:44,507 --> 00:13:45,895
and doing wrestling moves
on the dog
294
00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:47,717
and pouring Red Bull
on pancakes!
295
00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:49,977
Bart, it might be healthy
for you
296
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,163
to take a break from Buddy.
297
00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:54,145
And it might be healthy for you
to have your own kid
298
00:13:54,225 --> 00:13:55,575
and not live through us!
299
00:13:56,578 --> 00:14:00,913
I never should've told you
that we were trying!
300
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,490
Don't you worry. It'll work out.
301
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,969
It's only been three months.
Give it time.
302
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:11,924
Wifeless shopping,
303
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,168
where all the meat is nuggets
304
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,855
and the produce section
doesn't exist.
305
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:18,189
Ooh, the candy aisle.
306
00:14:18,341 --> 00:14:20,249
Formerly known as cereal.
307
00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:26,698
I don't care if he is
Milhouse's best friend.
308
00:14:26,849 --> 00:14:28,515
He's just weird.
309
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,018
And not the kind
with "a diagnosis"
310
00:14:31,112 --> 00:14:32,537
that we have to like now.
311
00:14:32,764 --> 00:14:35,264
My JJ says that he talks
to the brain
312
00:14:35,358 --> 00:14:36,857
when no one's looking.
313
00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:38,284
My little Seymour says the kids
314
00:14:38,436 --> 00:14:41,604
all call him "Brain Boy"
behind his back.
315
00:14:41,623 --> 00:14:44,941
I wonder
who they're talking about.
316
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,034
Moleman?
317
00:14:46,127 --> 00:14:47,610
Well, whatever
they're calling him,
318
00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:50,430
I don't want Bart Simpson
around my son.
319
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:58,304
No surprise to me that Bart
Simpson has become a weirdo.
320
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,473
When I had him in second grade,
321
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,049
he ate a booger.
322
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,068
I hear Bart shares his bed
with that brain.
323
00:15:04,295 --> 00:15:05,904
Puts a little sleep mask on it.
324
00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:07,554
It's my fault, girls.
325
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,075
I should've noogied him more,
knuckled some sense into him.
326
00:15:11,302 --> 00:15:15,805
He had potential, but I guess
he's just the town freak now.
327
00:15:15,823 --> 00:15:17,490
Haw-haw.
328
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,072
Marge, you were right.
329
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:27,741
Everyone in the store
is calling Bart "Brain Boy."
330
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,502
It's already started
with the yentas.
331
00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:32,263
It won't be long before
it spreads to the slaggards!
332
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,098
That's the whole rest
of the town!
333
00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:35,416
Bart is lost.
334
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:38,102
He won't be known by his name
but by his thing.
335
00:15:38,329 --> 00:15:40,997
Like Comic Book Guy
or Crazy Cat Lady
336
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:43,499
or Professor Pocket Pool.
337
00:15:46,187 --> 00:15:48,171
At least that professor
has lifetime tenure.
338
00:15:48,189 --> 00:15:50,264
Bart's gonna be unemployable.
339
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,766
Mom, Dad, I think
I have a suggestion.
340
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:54,510
Little Miss Know-It-All!
341
00:15:54,603 --> 00:15:56,862
I watched
this nature documentary
342
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,605
that may apply to us.
343
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,774
When a chimp
starts acting strangely,
344
00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:02,868
if it doesn't stop the behavior,
345
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,129
the tribe will
savagely attack it,
346
00:16:05,356 --> 00:16:08,299
leaving it scarred
and isolated forever.
347
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:09,467
I knew it.
348
00:16:09,618 --> 00:16:12,136
We need to protect
my special little chimp
349
00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:15,865
from the cruel people
in this town who would shun him.
350
00:16:15,883 --> 00:16:21,312
Yes, we must be the loving
parents who keep him locked up.
351
00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:24,816
Open the door quietly.
352
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,709
You know how squeaky it is.
353
00:16:26,802 --> 00:16:28,211
I told you to oil it.
354
00:16:28,229 --> 00:16:29,803
I'm not an architect.
355
00:16:29,897 --> 00:16:32,064
Your stage whispers
are too loud.
356
00:16:32,217 --> 00:16:33,807
Where are you guys going?
357
00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:35,994
Bart! We, um...
358
00:16:36,221 --> 00:16:37,737
We're going to church.
359
00:16:37,889 --> 00:16:39,163
Why didn't you wake me up?
360
00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:40,740
You hate church.
361
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:44,577
The itchy pants, the big book
of stuff that never happened.
362
00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:47,338
We thought maybe you'd like
to skip it this week.
363
00:16:47,565 --> 00:16:48,655
As a reward.
364
00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:50,900
For being so normal.
365
00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:53,327
This is about Buddy, isn't it?
366
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,329
You're ashamed
to be seen with me.
367
00:16:55,406 --> 00:16:57,015
- Of course not.
- No!
368
00:16:57,242 --> 00:17:00,685
Why would we be ashamed
of our son and his BFF,
369
00:17:00,912 --> 00:17:03,095
a jar of human remains?
370
00:17:03,248 --> 00:17:05,081
Look, sweetie,
why don't you just
371
00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:07,616
make yourself
some Red Bull pancakes,
372
00:17:07,618 --> 00:17:08,918
put on cartoons,
373
00:17:08,936 --> 00:17:11,103
and we'll be back
before you know it.
374
00:17:11,256 --> 00:17:12,438
Go. Go, go, go, go.
375
00:17:16,611 --> 00:17:19,370
"two oxen, five he-goats,
376
00:17:19,522 --> 00:17:22,874
"five lambs
of the first year, this..."
377
00:17:23,101 --> 00:17:24,450
It's so boring.
378
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,903
But finally some peace
away from Brain Boy.
379
00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:30,197
I hate to say this,
but you're right.
380
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,776
My jaw is unclenched
for the first time in weeks.
381
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,464
Sorry I'm late, everyone!
382
00:17:38,616 --> 00:17:40,132
Good to see ya.
383
00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:43,619
Don't mind us. Just gonna sit
with my loving family.
384
00:17:43,638 --> 00:17:45,121
That's the Brain Boy.
385
00:17:45,139 --> 00:17:48,140
It's so gross and wrinkled.
386
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,976
Don't look at him, JJ.
387
00:17:51,053 --> 00:17:53,237
Bart is troubled.
388
00:17:53,389 --> 00:17:55,556
So, what episode of Jesus
are we on today?
389
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,817
Is he still talking about
not judging people?
390
00:17:57,969 --> 00:17:59,243
You know, loving your brother?
391
00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,579
Or your son?
392
00:18:01,806 --> 00:18:03,581
Bart, stop it!
393
00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:04,898
This is enough!
394
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,438
Yeah, this isn't just
some little quirk
395
00:18:06,527 --> 00:18:09,145
like wearing a fedora
or being a Libertarian.
396
00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:11,330
You got a disgusting brain
in a greasy jar.
397
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,924
My family.
398
00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:15,909
You're the ones who always said
you'd love me no matter what.
399
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,261
Unconditionally!
400
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:20,306
This was
an unforeseen condition!
401
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,586
Wait.
I didn't mean that.
402
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,829
Too late, Mom.
403
00:18:26,922 --> 00:18:29,107
Yes, I have a brain in a jar.
So what?
404
00:18:29,258 --> 00:18:30,942
Sideshow Mel has
a human bone in his hair
405
00:18:31,093 --> 00:18:32,926
and nobody talks about that.
406
00:18:33,004 --> 00:18:35,855
For your information, weirdo,
407
00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:39,342
this is the femur of a kangaroo!
408
00:18:39,435 --> 00:18:43,012
It was given to me
by Yahoo Serious!
409
00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:44,864
Go ahead, laugh and point at me.
410
00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:47,350
Call me Brain Boy. I don't care.
411
00:18:47,368 --> 00:18:49,352
I have a friend
who will never judge me,
412
00:18:49,445 --> 00:18:51,203
who's always been there for me:
413
00:18:51,356 --> 00:18:52,446
this brain!
414
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,948
He gets me,
'cause we're one in the same:
415
00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:57,618
badasses who don't play
by society's rules.
416
00:18:57,712 --> 00:18:58,970
We're the Bartmen.
417
00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:01,389
Me and my best pal!
418
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:04,809
Corbin Everly?
419
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,811
Who's Corbin Everly?
420
00:19:06,962 --> 00:19:08,295
Hold on.
421
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,723
He was a local tax accountant
422
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,650
who donated his body to science
423
00:19:12,801 --> 00:19:16,154
hoping it could benefit
the world after his passing.
424
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,215
So Buddy's nothing like me?
425
00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:21,159
He's not some rude, crude,
prankin' dude
426
00:19:21,386 --> 00:19:23,143
with the freaky fresh 'tude?
427
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:26,555
He was just some guy
named Corbin?
428
00:19:26,574 --> 00:19:30,559
Maybe I shouldn't have been
sloshing him all over town.
429
00:19:30,578 --> 00:19:33,562
I feel bad for Bart.
430
00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:37,341
No boy wants his brain
to turn out to be a nerd.
431
00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:40,586
Mom, I don't think I want to be
the Brain Boy anymore.
432
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,905
Sweetie.
433
00:19:42,924 --> 00:19:48,019
I'm sorry we weren't more
supportive during this phase.
434
00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:50,855
You hear that?
It was just a phase!
435
00:20:18,276 --> 00:20:21,719
My goodness,
it's the brain of Corbin Everly!
436
00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:24,371
Where have you been, old chum?
437
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,040
Let's never fight again.
438
00:20:27,134 --> 00:20:29,227
What a weirdo.
439
00:20:49,974 --> 00:20:51,749
Mom, this is stupid.
I don't want to do this.
440
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,434
No, we're doing this
441
00:20:53,494 --> 00:20:57,463
because I support you
unconditionally.
442
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,221
Maybe we should
just get ice cream.
443
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,996
Shh!
444
00:21:30,076 --> 00:21:32,076
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