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(over radio): Back to ones. 4 00:00:19,537 --> 00:00:21,037 SECOND A.D.: Let's get it quiet, please. 5 00:00:21,038 --> 00:00:22,537 Everyone, stay off channel one now. 6 00:00:22,538 --> 00:00:24,111 FIRST A.D.: This is a take, not a rehearsal. 7 00:00:24,112 --> 00:00:25,936 Picture is up. 8 00:00:25,937 --> 00:00:27,377 CAMERA OPERATOR: Camera's set. 9 00:00:27,378 --> 00:00:28,708 FIRST A.D.: Let's roll sound! 10 00:00:28,709 --> 00:00:30,039 SOUND RECORDIST: Sound speed. 11 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,085 FIRST A.D.: Let's speed cameras. 12 00:00:32,086 --> 00:00:33,779 CAMERA OPERATOR: Camera one speeding. 13 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:35,330 SECOND CAMERA OPERATOR: Camera two speeding. 14 00:00:35,331 --> 00:00:36,882 FIRST ASSISTANT CAMERA: "B" camera mark. 15 00:00:36,883 --> 00:00:38,553 ♪ I want to give it all to you ♪ 16 00:00:38,554 --> 00:00:39,956 SECOND ASSISTANT CAMERA: "C" mark. 17 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,592 FIRST A.D.: Stunts ready? 18 00:00:41,593 --> 00:00:43,228 ♪ In the darkness ♪ 19 00:00:43,229 --> 00:00:44,790 STUNT COORDINATOR: Ready. 20 00:00:44,791 --> 00:00:46,264 ♪ There's so much I want to do ♪ 21 00:00:46,265 --> 00:00:48,481 DIRECTOR: In three, two, one, action. 22 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,698 - (groaning) - ♪ And tonight ♪ 23 00:00:50,699 --> 00:00:52,105 (grunting) 24 00:00:52,106 --> 00:00:54,570 ♪ I want to lay it at your feet... ♪ 25 00:00:54,571 --> 00:00:56,637 (groaning) 26 00:00:56,638 --> 00:00:58,211 COLT SEAVERS: They're in almost every movie. 27 00:00:58,212 --> 00:00:59,772 (grunts) 28 00:00:59,773 --> 00:01:01,807 You just don't know that they're there. 29 00:01:01,808 --> 00:01:04,178 - (engine revs) - 'Cause that's the job. 30 00:01:04,179 --> 00:01:06,548 ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 31 00:01:06,549 --> 00:01:08,682 They're the unknown stunt performers. 32 00:01:08,683 --> 00:01:10,816 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪ 33 00:01:10,817 --> 00:01:13,368 And they get paid to do the cool stuff. 34 00:01:13,369 --> 00:01:15,921 ♪ And I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ 35 00:01:15,922 --> 00:01:17,460 ♪ Can you get enough... ♪ 36 00:01:17,461 --> 00:01:19,166 They also get paid to take it on the chin. 37 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:20,761 - ♪ Tonight... ♪ - (horn honks) 38 00:01:20,762 --> 00:01:22,597 - (person screams) - (ding) 39 00:01:22,598 --> 00:01:25,095 And everywhere else, if you know what I mean. 40 00:01:25,096 --> 00:01:27,800 ♪ Feel the magic... ♪ 41 00:01:27,801 --> 00:01:30,022 Oh, that's... that's me. 42 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,244 Colt Seavers. 43 00:01:32,245 --> 00:01:34,478 Getting blown up and hiding my face in a muddy puddle. 44 00:01:34,479 --> 00:01:36,182 Which isn't ideal 45 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:38,811 when you're trying to look cool in front of Jody. 46 00:01:38,812 --> 00:01:41,363 Who you just so happen to have a major crush on. 47 00:01:41,364 --> 00:01:43,915 - She's a camera operator. - (giggling) 48 00:01:43,916 --> 00:01:45,769 P.A. (over radio): Looking for Tom Ryder's stunt double. 49 00:01:45,770 --> 00:01:47,622 COLT: She's definitely gonna achieve her goal 50 00:01:47,623 --> 00:01:49,361 - of being a big-time Hollywood movie director. - (knocking) 51 00:01:49,362 --> 00:01:51,087 (English accent): You're so uncoordinated. 52 00:01:51,088 --> 00:01:53,199 COLT: I don't want to overromanticize it or anything, 53 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,994 but I think what Jody and I got's the kind of thing 54 00:01:55,995 --> 00:01:57,633 you can only really find in the movies. 55 00:01:57,634 --> 00:01:59,128 - Hey. Jody. - Thank you. 56 00:01:59,129 --> 00:02:00,966 Hey, Colt. Thanks so much for the stunt chat. 57 00:02:00,967 --> 00:02:03,374 Stunt chats. I love 'em. Anytime. 58 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:05,212 Hey, uh, Tom needs to see you at the monitor. 59 00:02:05,213 --> 00:02:06,873 - Uh-oh. - Yeah. (chuckles) 60 00:02:06,874 --> 00:02:08,137 Am I in trouble? 61 00:02:08,138 --> 00:02:09,941 She's talking about Tom Ryder, 62 00:02:09,942 --> 00:02:12,648 who happens to be the biggest action star on the pl... 63 00:02:12,649 --> 00:02:14,286 Wait, why am I explaining this? 64 00:02:14,287 --> 00:02:17,190 You know who Tom Ryder is. He's Tom Ryder. 65 00:02:17,191 --> 00:02:20,150 Anyway, I've been his stunt double for six years now. 66 00:02:20,151 --> 00:02:23,054 Uh... flying in. 67 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,363 What happened? What's up? 68 00:02:29,364 --> 00:02:31,032 Guess we're going again. 69 00:02:31,033 --> 00:02:32,700 You know Tom and Gail. 70 00:02:32,701 --> 00:02:35,038 There's a lot of grumbling and a bunch of hand gestures 71 00:02:35,039 --> 00:02:37,376 over at the monitor, so I'm not sure what's going on there, 72 00:02:37,377 --> 00:02:39,246 - but... - Let me guess... too much face. 73 00:02:40,348 --> 00:02:42,711 JODY: Okay, guys. Go to one for me. 74 00:02:42,712 --> 00:02:44,250 Um... 75 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,049 - Jody, right? - What's your name again? 76 00:02:46,050 --> 00:02:47,847 As you can see, that is not my chin. 77 00:02:47,848 --> 00:02:50,081 When you look at my face, look at my jaw compared to his jaw, 78 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:51,752 it's like his chin is off. 79 00:02:51,753 --> 00:02:52,919 - It's like... - Yeah, we can't replace his face. 80 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,590 It's like Mr. Potato Head. 81 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,592 - I mean, no offense or anything, but you know. - Oh... 82 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,595 Oh, yeah, no. Sorry, I got lost in your beautiful jawline. 83 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:00,327 - It's dreamy. - (chuckles softly) No, listen, 84 00:03:00,328 --> 00:03:02,161 we're just saying it's not working for us. 85 00:03:02,162 --> 00:03:03,996 - Let's, uh... (clicking tongue) - Okay. 86 00:03:03,997 --> 00:03:05,535 Let's go again. 87 00:03:05,536 --> 00:03:06,735 Oh, yeah, no, we're gonna have to go again. 88 00:03:06,736 --> 00:03:08,571 - Okay. Okay. - Yeah. -100%. 89 00:03:08,572 --> 00:03:10,035 I don't know, man. Do you think, um... 90 00:03:10,036 --> 00:03:11,904 Try and make some magic? 91 00:03:11,905 --> 00:03:13,940 Maybe you could do it backwards or something? I don't know. 92 00:03:13,941 --> 00:03:16,106 - It's just... less face. - Yeah. 93 00:03:16,107 --> 00:03:17,581 COLT: The woman freebasing the Diet Coke 94 00:03:17,582 --> 00:03:19,615 is Tom's producer Gail. 95 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,166 - She's been making him look good for years. - Thank you. 96 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,717 - COLT: And it's not always easy. - All right. 97 00:03:22,718 --> 00:03:24,214 - Give me some. - (slaps bottom) - Oh! I'm gonna... 98 00:03:24,215 --> 00:03:25,423 I can't complain. 99 00:03:25,424 --> 00:03:26,689 I'm working with my dream girl. 100 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:28,261 Mm. 101 00:03:28,262 --> 00:03:29,944 - On my dream job. - Copy. - Go back to one. 102 00:03:29,945 --> 00:03:31,627 We got to switch the pick points to the front. 103 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,596 - I'm living the dream. - He wants to go again. 104 00:03:33,597 --> 00:03:35,368 - COORDINATOR: Copy that, Colt. We'll flip the rig. - Thank you. 105 00:03:35,369 --> 00:03:37,028 You'll be falling backwards. 106 00:03:37,029 --> 00:03:38,800 - Jody, go to two. - SECOND A.D.: Stand quiet, please. 107 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:40,505 Everyone, stay off channel one now. 108 00:03:41,607 --> 00:03:43,540 Do you have a question for me? 109 00:03:43,541 --> 00:03:45,477 Uh, yeah. It just looked just now like you wanted 110 00:03:45,478 --> 00:03:47,236 - to ask me something. - Oh. 111 00:03:47,237 --> 00:03:49,277 I was gonna go for a spicy margarita after work. 112 00:03:49,278 --> 00:03:51,318 I was wondering if you drink spicy margaritas. 113 00:03:51,319 --> 00:03:53,649 (laughs, sniffles) 114 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,800 Um, well, just to keep it professional, 115 00:03:55,801 --> 00:03:57,950 I can only have one spicy margarita. 116 00:03:57,951 --> 00:04:00,954 Because if I have two, I start making bad decisions. 117 00:04:00,955 --> 00:04:02,791 JODY: Well, you know, drinking margaritas 118 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:05,596 is all about making bad decisions. 119 00:04:05,597 --> 00:04:07,762 Which reminds me, um, 120 00:04:07,763 --> 00:04:10,716 after this job, I-I got to go sit on the sand somewhere, 121 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:13,670 and I was wondering, uh... I was gonna ask you a question. 122 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:15,166 JODY: Tell me. 123 00:04:16,268 --> 00:04:18,642 Do you have any towels that I can borrow? 124 00:04:18,643 --> 00:04:19,972 (Jody chuckles) 125 00:04:19,973 --> 00:04:21,479 Yeah, I have some towels. 126 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,240 You know, it's so dangerous to swim alone. 127 00:04:23,241 --> 00:04:24,845 (sucks air through teeth) 128 00:04:24,846 --> 00:04:27,145 Well, I would ask you to, you know, be my swim buddy, 129 00:04:27,146 --> 00:04:29,146 but I don't know if you have a bathing suit. 130 00:04:29,147 --> 00:04:32,524 Wait a second. What do you call that across the pond? 131 00:04:32,525 --> 00:04:35,461 We call it a swimming costume. (giggles) 132 00:04:35,462 --> 00:04:37,309 (chuckles) 133 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:39,156 Imagine that. 134 00:04:39,157 --> 00:04:41,158 After this, you and I could both be 135 00:04:41,159 --> 00:04:43,964 on the beach somewhere in swimming costumes 136 00:04:43,965 --> 00:04:45,767 drinking spicy margaritas, 137 00:04:45,768 --> 00:04:48,133 - making bad decisions. - MAN: Okay, good to go. 138 00:04:48,134 --> 00:04:49,871 JODY: Imagine that. 139 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:53,039 FIRST A.D.: Okay, let's keep it locked up all around! 140 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,172 (breathes deeply) 141 00:04:55,173 --> 00:04:57,241 - Let's strap him in. - Everyone quiet, please! 142 00:04:58,585 --> 00:05:00,244 - Speed on "A." - (exhales sharply) 143 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:05,523 - You all right? - All right, let's take him to ones. 144 00:05:05,524 --> 00:05:08,725 - Tail slate. - Going to ones. - Go ahead and sit back for me. 145 00:05:09,992 --> 00:05:11,496 Let's go hot on stunts. 146 00:05:11,497 --> 00:05:13,663 - And going out to the edge. - Stunts is hot. 147 00:05:13,664 --> 00:05:16,281 - Take up the slack. - How we doing up there, stunt? 148 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:18,900 - Great. He's great. Here we go. - Position down. 149 00:05:19,936 --> 00:05:21,771 He's at ones. 150 00:05:23,368 --> 00:05:25,456 Ready to drop the line for me? 151 00:05:25,457 --> 00:05:27,545 DIRECTOR: And three, two, one. 152 00:05:27,546 --> 00:05:30,208 Action, action, action, action, action! 153 00:05:33,015 --> 00:05:35,047 (women screaming) 154 00:05:35,048 --> 00:05:37,220 MAN: Call the medic! Medic! 155 00:05:37,221 --> 00:05:39,393 (overlapping, distorted chatter) 156 00:05:41,221 --> 00:05:43,253 JODY: Colt, are you okay? 157 00:05:43,254 --> 00:05:44,728 PARAMEDIC: I need you to step back. 158 00:05:44,729 --> 00:05:46,697 You're not helping. 159 00:05:49,097 --> 00:05:51,196 (monitor beeping steadily) 160 00:05:52,804 --> 00:05:54,870 (typewriter keys clacking) 161 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,551 COLT: What's that saying, 162 00:06:06,552 --> 00:06:07,948 "Pride comes before the fall"? 163 00:06:07,949 --> 00:06:09,345 Well, they don't mention 164 00:06:09,346 --> 00:06:11,722 that it sticks around afterwards, too. 165 00:06:11,723 --> 00:06:13,382 (TV newscast playing quietly) 166 00:06:13,383 --> 00:06:15,385 Jody tried so hard to be there for me. 167 00:06:15,386 --> 00:06:17,073 She really did. I just... 168 00:06:17,074 --> 00:06:18,761 I couldn't do it. 169 00:06:18,762 --> 00:06:21,632 (siren wailing in distance) 170 00:06:21,633 --> 00:06:23,965 Then I just disappeared completely. 171 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,803 Well... 172 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,334 - at least I thought I did. - (phone vibrating) 173 00:06:38,278 --> 00:06:39,585 (phone clicks) 174 00:06:39,586 --> 00:06:41,070 Hello? 175 00:06:41,071 --> 00:06:42,610 Oh! Colt! 176 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,149 It's Gail. 177 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:47,136 - Your favorite producer. - How'd you get this number? 178 00:06:47,137 --> 00:06:50,123 Someone said you were working at the Captain's Cockatoo. 179 00:06:50,124 --> 00:06:51,255 A valet. 180 00:06:51,256 --> 00:06:53,466 Wow! I didn't believe it. 181 00:06:53,467 --> 00:06:56,431 It's actually El Cacatúa del Capitan. 182 00:06:56,432 --> 00:06:58,969 It's a family-run place. We pool tips. 183 00:06:58,970 --> 00:07:01,507 ("Fiesta" by Mariachi La Estrella playing) 184 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:04,004 COLT: Plus, I get all the burritos I can eat. 185 00:07:04,005 --> 00:07:05,908 Kind of living the dream if you think about it. 186 00:07:05,909 --> 00:07:08,273 Break time's over. You've got a customer. 187 00:07:08,274 --> 00:07:09,746 Number 43. 188 00:07:09,747 --> 00:07:10,847 (song continues with lyrics in Spanish) 189 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:12,816 - Hey. - (lively chatter) 190 00:07:14,622 --> 00:07:16,919 Yo, bro, I know you from somewhere. 191 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,623 Where I know you from, bro? 192 00:07:18,624 --> 00:07:22,089 Oh, yeah, you were on that Tom Ryder movie I was on. 193 00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:24,288 - You're the stunt guy! - Not anymore. 194 00:07:24,289 --> 00:07:27,742 - Did you, like, break your back or some shit? - I did, yeah. 195 00:07:27,743 --> 00:07:31,197 I know things haven't been easy for you since... the incident. 196 00:07:31,198 --> 00:07:32,835 And I just hope 197 00:07:32,836 --> 00:07:35,569 that you don't hold it against me or Tom. 198 00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:38,303 You know, we were absolutely devastated. 199 00:07:38,304 --> 00:07:39,711 He sent you a message, right? 200 00:07:42,144 --> 00:07:43,439 The prayer hands emoji? 201 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,645 Right, yeah. He's still an asshole. 202 00:07:45,646 --> 00:07:47,600 How are you even still alive? Yo, babe. 203 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,555 - Babe, hey, come here. - I don't know. 204 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:50,854 - I wish I wasn't right now. - You got to meet this guy. 205 00:07:50,855 --> 00:07:52,349 Come here. You got to hear this. 206 00:07:52,350 --> 00:07:54,220 You don't have to hear this. It's fine. Hi. 207 00:07:54,221 --> 00:07:55,792 This dude was on a movie I was on. 208 00:07:55,793 --> 00:07:59,895 - Most epic fail I've ever seen. - WOMAN: Mm. 209 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,568 COLT: I don't blame either one of you, Gail. 210 00:08:01,569 --> 00:08:03,063 That was my fault. 211 00:08:03,064 --> 00:08:04,868 And when you start making mistakes like that, 212 00:08:04,869 --> 00:08:06,297 it's time to hang up the pads. 213 00:08:06,298 --> 00:08:08,003 GAIL: Oh, it was an accident, Colt. 214 00:08:08,004 --> 00:08:10,136 Everybody knows that. 215 00:08:10,137 --> 00:08:14,504 (chuckles) Tom has put me in a real situation here, Colt. 216 00:08:14,505 --> 00:08:17,259 I just need a little bit of help from an old friend, 217 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:20,015 who just happens to be, you know, the best stuntman 218 00:08:20,016 --> 00:08:21,818 I've ever worked with in my life. 219 00:08:21,819 --> 00:08:24,217 Which is why you are getting on a plane for me tomorrow 220 00:08:24,218 --> 00:08:25,822 and coming to Sydney. 221 00:08:25,823 --> 00:08:27,560 I'm not getting on a plane, Gail. 222 00:08:27,561 --> 00:08:29,563 I can't bear that you would throw away all that talent. 223 00:08:29,564 --> 00:08:31,993 You shouldn't be parking cars, Colt. 224 00:08:31,994 --> 00:08:34,667 You need to be smashing burning Kawasakis 225 00:08:34,668 --> 00:08:35,899 through panes of glass. 226 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:38,263 Yo, fall guy? Yo. 227 00:08:38,264 --> 00:08:40,920 Bring my car back without a scratch, 228 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:43,577 I got a crispy fiver here for you, bro. 229 00:08:47,143 --> 00:08:48,504 (sighs heavily) 230 00:08:48,505 --> 00:08:50,584 (siren wailing in distance) 231 00:08:55,283 --> 00:08:56,821 (groans) 232 00:09:00,662 --> 00:09:03,487 ("Thunderstruck" by AC/DC playing) 233 00:09:05,964 --> 00:09:08,063 Come on. It's gonna be like old times. 234 00:09:08,064 --> 00:09:09,735 I know you've missed it. 235 00:09:09,736 --> 00:09:11,065 Goodbye, Gail. 236 00:09:11,066 --> 00:09:13,067 Wait, wait, wait! Wait. Hold on. 237 00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:14,987 Did I, did I tell you... I... Did I tell you 238 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,907 that the director's asked for you specifically? 239 00:09:16,908 --> 00:09:18,534 Sorry to disappoint him. 240 00:09:18,535 --> 00:09:20,438 - GAIL: Well, don't you want to know who it is? - Nope. 241 00:09:20,439 --> 00:09:22,649 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 242 00:09:22,650 --> 00:09:24,540 It's Jody. 243 00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:27,412 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, thunder ♪ 244 00:09:27,413 --> 00:09:28,621 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah... ♪ 245 00:09:28,622 --> 00:09:30,469 I'm giving her her big break. 246 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,147 Make sure it's an aisle seat. 247 00:09:32,148 --> 00:09:33,825 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, thunder... ♪ 248 00:09:33,826 --> 00:09:34,924 (car alarm chirps) 249 00:09:34,925 --> 00:09:36,090 COLT: I don't know. 250 00:09:36,091 --> 00:09:37,553 Maybe I just spent so much time 251 00:09:37,554 --> 00:09:39,126 riding shotgun in someone else's story 252 00:09:39,127 --> 00:09:41,965 I forgot how to take the wheel of my own. 253 00:09:41,966 --> 00:09:43,263 Wait. Does that make sense? 254 00:09:43,264 --> 00:09:44,934 (engine roars) 255 00:09:44,935 --> 00:09:47,673 ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah... ♪ 256 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:50,941 I don't know why I'm talking so much anyway. 257 00:09:50,942 --> 00:09:53,008 I'm not the hero of this story. 258 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,682 - (engine revving) - I'm just the stunt guy. 259 00:09:55,683 --> 00:09:57,733 (tires squealing) 260 00:09:57,734 --> 00:09:59,785 ♪ Thunder ♪ 261 00:10:01,316 --> 00:10:03,382 ♪ Thunderstruck ♪ 262 00:10:04,550 --> 00:10:06,989 ♪ Thunderstruck ♪ 263 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:10,455 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, thunderstruck ♪ 264 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:14,360 ♪ Ooh, thunderstruck ♪ 265 00:10:14,361 --> 00:10:16,032 (engine roaring) 266 00:10:18,498 --> 00:10:20,366 ♪ Yeah ♪ 267 00:10:25,142 --> 00:10:27,142 ♪ I was shaking at the knees... ♪ 268 00:10:27,143 --> 00:10:29,507 (tires squealing) 269 00:10:29,508 --> 00:10:30,849 No! 270 00:10:32,754 --> 00:10:35,018 (excited chatter) 271 00:10:36,483 --> 00:10:39,022 Chill! It's a rental! 272 00:10:47,659 --> 00:10:50,461 (Ryder yells on-screen) 273 00:10:50,462 --> 00:10:53,333 RYDER (on-screen): Earth, minerals, stone. 274 00:10:53,334 --> 00:10:56,336 A new eau de parfum by Tom Ryder. 275 00:10:56,337 --> 00:10:57,909 (jet engine whooshing) 276 00:10:59,374 --> 00:11:00,846 ♪ Thunderstruck ♪ 277 00:11:02,707 --> 00:11:04,750 ♪ Thunderstruck ♪ 278 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,182 - ♪ Thunderstruck ♪ - ♪ Thunderstruck ♪ 279 00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:08,512 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 280 00:11:08,513 --> 00:11:13,023 ♪ You've been thunderstruck. ♪ 281 00:11:18,723 --> 00:11:20,095 (song ends) 282 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,767 Is that... Yeah? 283 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:24,199 I didn't realize they were, uh, scanning doubles now. 284 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,903 Eh, it's new technology. 285 00:11:25,904 --> 00:11:28,071 Basically, we use the geometry of your face 286 00:11:28,072 --> 00:11:29,665 to retarget Ryder's face, 287 00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:32,174 and we put Ryder's face back on top of your face. 288 00:11:32,175 --> 00:11:34,846 Like a deepfake situation. 289 00:11:34,847 --> 00:11:37,443 If you get a chance, turn me into Tom Cruise, would you? 290 00:11:38,787 --> 00:11:41,281 Hey, welcome to Sydney. Are you Colt Seavers? 291 00:11:41,282 --> 00:11:43,757 Yeah. Hey. Do you know where I can get some coffee? 292 00:11:43,758 --> 00:11:45,517 This jet lag is really kicking in. 293 00:11:45,518 --> 00:11:46,891 Yeah, no stress. I got you. 294 00:11:46,892 --> 00:11:48,762 And does the director know I'm here? 295 00:11:48,763 --> 00:11:50,059 - She asked for me. - Uh... 296 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:51,643 Does-does she want to say hi or...? 297 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,227 I haven't heard. No, sorry, bro. 298 00:11:53,228 --> 00:11:55,345 Uh, but the stunt coordinator wants to see you. 299 00:11:55,346 --> 00:11:57,463 - He's just in the jacket there. - Okay, great. 300 00:11:57,464 --> 00:11:59,168 Will you just tell her I'm here and... 301 00:11:59,169 --> 00:12:00,873 you know, that coffee if you get a chance? 302 00:12:00,874 --> 00:12:02,137 Oh. 303 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,633 - Dan Tucker. - (laughing) 304 00:12:03,634 --> 00:12:06,406 Big-time Hollywood stunt coordinator. 305 00:12:07,607 --> 00:12:08,946 It's about time. 306 00:12:08,947 --> 00:12:10,608 - (grunts) - Congratulations. 307 00:12:10,609 --> 00:12:12,246 Thank you. Look at you. 308 00:12:12,247 --> 00:12:14,447 So do I call you "sir" now, or how does that work? 309 00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:16,383 Oh, feel free to call me "boss," you know. 310 00:12:16,384 --> 00:12:17,922 - Okay, boss. - (laughs) 311 00:12:17,923 --> 00:12:19,748 I don't think I should be in this Nomex, right? 312 00:12:19,749 --> 00:12:21,619 I mean, it's like, we're not doing anything crazy, are we? 313 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,060 I was just about to explain that. 314 00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:24,896 A cannon roll?! 315 00:12:24,897 --> 00:12:26,723 It's time for you to start rolling cars again 316 00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:28,444 instead of parking them. 317 00:12:28,445 --> 00:12:30,165 You had an accident. 318 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,701 (stammers) It was a massive miscalculation of the rig. 319 00:12:32,702 --> 00:12:35,052 I-I almost killed myself in front of the whole crew. 320 00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:37,311 You know, I'd rather just not have my first stunt back 321 00:12:37,312 --> 00:12:39,571 be another epic failure, especially in front of Jody. 322 00:12:39,572 --> 00:12:41,077 I mean, you understand. 323 00:12:41,078 --> 00:12:43,674 "It's not about how hard of a hit you can give." 324 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,675 - Oh. - "It's about how many times 325 00:12:45,676 --> 00:12:49,250 - you can get hit and keep moving forward." - Come on. 326 00:12:49,251 --> 00:12:52,826 That's messed up. You can't quote Rocky on me like that. 327 00:12:52,827 --> 00:12:55,092 JODY: So it's a laser gun with a dagger? 328 00:12:55,093 --> 00:12:57,357 - PROPS WOMAN: Yes, like a bayonet. - Right. 329 00:12:57,358 --> 00:12:59,030 Do we need the bayonet? Wouldn't the laser achieve... 330 00:12:59,031 --> 00:13:00,779 On the battlefield, yes. Hundred percent. 331 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,440 It just gives it a quite a strange shape. 332 00:13:02,441 --> 00:13:04,101 - Oh, this guitar bit at the end? - Yeah. 333 00:13:04,102 --> 00:13:05,761 Yeah, well, you said you wanted metal, 334 00:13:05,762 --> 00:13:07,433 so it's, like, heavy metal. (imitates machine gun) 335 00:13:07,434 --> 00:13:09,106 Okay, how-how... how many have you done like this? 336 00:13:09,107 --> 00:13:10,436 - Uh, two. - Okay. Good. 337 00:13:10,437 --> 00:13:12,504 - Hundred. - Ooh. Okay. Yeah, fantastic. 338 00:13:12,505 --> 00:13:14,572 - Thanks, boss. - Okay. It looks like a guitar. 339 00:13:14,573 --> 00:13:16,640 - Yes. - Nigel, how we doing on the pyrotechnics? 340 00:13:16,641 --> 00:13:18,280 - What's going on? - I think we only have enough for one take. 341 00:13:18,281 --> 00:13:19,946 - Boss! Boss, listen. - No. Come on. - Yes. 342 00:13:19,947 --> 00:13:21,566 - Yes? - We could create something that looks 343 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,058 - way more realistic with VFX. - No, no, no. 344 00:13:23,059 --> 00:13:24,550 - Come on. Give it to me. - Venti, Venti, Venti. 345 00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:26,122 I don't want real. I don't want real. 346 00:13:26,123 --> 00:13:28,125 - This is a sci-fi epic, cosmic love story. - Why? 347 00:13:28,126 --> 00:13:29,686 Okay? Of cosmic proportions. 348 00:13:29,687 --> 00:13:31,656 It's got to mirror that otherworldly thing 349 00:13:31,657 --> 00:13:33,228 when you fall in love. 350 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,692 You know, it's-it's imperfect. It's beautiful. 351 00:13:34,693 --> 00:13:36,198 I want it that way, okay? 352 00:13:36,199 --> 00:13:38,135 - Let's go big with our one take, okay? - Okay. 353 00:13:38,136 --> 00:13:39,400 - Holy shit. - (people exclaiming) 354 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,615 Was that it? Was that my one take? 355 00:13:40,616 --> 00:13:42,125 NIGEL: Uh, I'm sure we have... 356 00:13:42,126 --> 00:13:43,634 - (explosions) - Oh, my God! 357 00:13:43,635 --> 00:13:45,142 Well, I got to say, though, looks absolutely fantastic. 358 00:13:45,143 --> 00:13:46,407 - RAY: Boss. Listen, listen. - Look at that. 359 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,078 You sure you want to use real pyros? 360 00:13:48,079 --> 00:13:49,377 - Yeah. - VENTI: But we definitely don't need this. 361 00:13:49,378 --> 00:13:50,883 - No, no, no, no. Yeah. - We don't. 362 00:13:50,884 --> 00:13:52,182 Well, we're just gonna have to loop the actors. 363 00:13:52,183 --> 00:13:53,677 - That's all. - That's okay, Ray. 364 00:13:53,678 --> 00:13:55,195 It's a stuntman in a car with a helmet on, okay? 365 00:13:55,196 --> 00:13:56,714 - Oh. Uh, all right. - No looping. No monologuing. 366 00:13:56,715 --> 00:13:57,649 What the hell is going on over there, Rush? 367 00:13:57,650 --> 00:13:58,924 We did not call for pyro. 368 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,223 I will seriously track down your family 369 00:14:00,224 --> 00:14:01,708 and kill every last one of them! 370 00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,192 This is why they're doing it. 371 00:14:03,193 --> 00:14:04,996 'Cause they feel you don't respect them, Nigel, okay? 372 00:14:04,997 --> 00:14:06,592 - It's my tone. - Your tone, your words, all of it, just... 373 00:14:06,593 --> 00:14:08,935 - I see, okay. - Jody? Jody? - Darla, yes? Okay. Yeah. 374 00:14:08,936 --> 00:14:10,695 Jody, um, sorry, I... I couldn't get my printer 375 00:14:10,696 --> 00:14:12,168 - working last night... - Okay, yep. 376 00:14:12,169 --> 00:14:13,835 ...but I sort of synthesized our conversation 377 00:14:13,836 --> 00:14:15,501 that we had on the third act, and what if 378 00:14:15,502 --> 00:14:18,505 one of the characters in the film acknowledges in the film 379 00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:20,771 that we're having a problem with the third act? 380 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,541 - Yeah? - No. No. 381 00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:23,873 But I appreciate you thinking outside the box, Darla. 382 00:14:23,874 --> 00:14:25,050 - I really, really do. - (explosion) 383 00:14:25,051 --> 00:14:26,842 Nigel, you've got to stop them. 384 00:14:26,843 --> 00:14:28,185 - I will gut you like the pigs that you are! - Oh, my God. 385 00:14:28,186 --> 00:14:29,620 - Stop testing! - Whoo! 386 00:14:29,621 --> 00:14:31,055 - RUSH: Boss! - Yep? 387 00:14:31,056 --> 00:14:33,090 - Test went well. - Fantastic. 388 00:14:33,091 --> 00:14:35,885 Okay, so, guys, simmer down. Eyes on me. 389 00:14:35,886 --> 00:14:37,424 Here's what's gonna happen. 390 00:14:37,425 --> 00:14:39,228 No VFX, Venti. It looks absolutely fabulous. 391 00:14:39,229 --> 00:14:41,099 Nigel, we need to shoot now. The tide's coming in. 392 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,947 Let's go. The shot's gonna be epic. 393 00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:44,795 Shot's up in five, people. Thank you. 394 00:14:52,145 --> 00:14:54,244 (explosion in distance) 395 00:14:55,984 --> 00:14:57,610 - DAN: Colt? Brother? - (exhales heavily) 396 00:14:57,611 --> 00:14:59,480 What's happening, man? 397 00:15:00,945 --> 00:15:02,780 - Bad sand. - Bad sand. 398 00:15:02,781 --> 00:15:04,319 Yeah. 399 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,156 I think we got to postpone. Hate to say it. 400 00:15:06,157 --> 00:15:08,126 NIGEL (over radio): Dan, what's the delay, please? 401 00:15:08,127 --> 00:15:10,095 Uh, we're just doing a little safety check. 402 00:15:10,096 --> 00:15:11,392 It's the density. It's bad density. 403 00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:13,263 We're looking at the density of the sand. 404 00:15:13,264 --> 00:15:14,494 There's a new driver. 405 00:15:14,495 --> 00:15:16,067 - Who is it? Where's Henry? - No idea. 406 00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:18,268 Nigel, this is the biggest shot of the film, 407 00:15:18,269 --> 00:15:19,764 and I have a newbie. 408 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,601 - Dan says we can do it. - Okay. 409 00:15:22,602 --> 00:15:25,407 Seriously, we're gonna drift all over the place. 410 00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:27,078 What is that, a king tide? 411 00:15:27,079 --> 00:15:28,805 Here's what you do. You wait till it comes in. 412 00:15:28,806 --> 00:15:31,446 It compacts the sand, then we shoot sunset for sunup. 413 00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:32,611 You're stalling. 414 00:15:32,612 --> 00:15:34,349 - Maybe. - You're stalling. 415 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,254 - Two things can be true. (groans) - Brother, I've got 416 00:15:37,255 --> 00:15:39,751 a tent full of rookie Australians out here. 417 00:15:39,752 --> 00:15:40,949 I'm gonna be sick. 418 00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:42,621 You got this. You're the one. 419 00:15:42,622 --> 00:15:43,623 - Why you got to say that? - Okay? 420 00:15:43,624 --> 00:15:44,788 Why you got to say that? 421 00:15:44,789 --> 00:15:46,262 You've done this a million times. 422 00:15:46,263 --> 00:15:48,298 And so have you. You know, you just jinxed it. 423 00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:51,036 You just jinxed it! 424 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,500 Hey, Dan, I need the driver in the car now, please. 425 00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:53,831 - Okay, the tide's coming up. - DAN: Okay. 426 00:15:53,832 --> 00:15:54,936 Thank you so much. Appreciate you. 427 00:15:54,937 --> 00:15:56,042 - Is that Jody? - Yes, it's Jody. 428 00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:57,791 (indistinct radio chatter) 429 00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:59,539 She say something about me? 430 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,807 Stop with... your-your face. Stop it. Stop it. 431 00:16:02,808 --> 00:16:05,117 She didn't say anything about you. 432 00:16:05,118 --> 00:16:06,844 Get in the car! 433 00:16:09,651 --> 00:16:11,321 (exhales sharply) This is really important to her. 434 00:16:11,322 --> 00:16:12,948 Yes, it's important to her. 435 00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:15,391 - Is this Comic-Con or something? - Hall H. 436 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,228 "This is one of those times, 437 00:16:18,229 --> 00:16:21,430 whether it's an inch or a mile, a win is a win." 438 00:16:23,764 --> 00:16:25,467 That's easy. Fast and the Furious. 439 00:16:25,468 --> 00:16:26,896 Ah! 440 00:16:26,897 --> 00:16:29,042 - Let's go. You got this. - (clears throat) 441 00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:30,373 COLT: Did you see the coffee lady? 442 00:16:30,374 --> 00:16:31,726 She was wearing, like, a hat. 443 00:16:31,727 --> 00:16:33,079 - I see you in the car. - Okay. 444 00:16:34,247 --> 00:16:35,741 WOMAN (over radio): Let's get the medics in place, please. 445 00:16:35,742 --> 00:16:37,809 This is the hero set. I've got five more after that. 446 00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:39,216 Are you ready, Dan? Yeah. 447 00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:41,317 - DAN: Rock and roll. - NIGEL: Lock it up! 448 00:16:41,318 --> 00:16:43,419 - JODY: Thank you. - MAN: Three minute away... 449 00:16:44,455 --> 00:16:45,773 NIGEL (over radio): Okay, folks, 450 00:16:45,774 --> 00:16:47,214 he's buckled in. Stunts are ready. 451 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,820 MAN (over radio): Godspeed, Colt. 452 00:16:48,821 --> 00:16:50,425 DAN: Everybody knows their spots. 453 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,427 Everybody knows their responsibilities. 454 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,660 NIGEL (over radio): FX, please go hot on the cannon. 455 00:16:53,661 --> 00:16:55,166 DAN: Do this right. 456 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,618 MAN (over radio): Okay, engaging the cannon now. 457 00:16:56,619 --> 00:16:58,071 DAN: We do this safe and everybody goes home. 458 00:16:58,072 --> 00:17:00,139 MAN 2 (over radio): Charging the cannon. 459 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:02,207 MAN (over radio): 2,000 PSI in the cannon. 460 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,867 Stunts is good. 461 00:17:03,868 --> 00:17:05,902 MAN 2 (over radio): Cannon is hot. 462 00:17:05,903 --> 00:17:07,509 NIGEL (over radio): Cameras, where are we at? 463 00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:09,004 Are you rolling? Camera one? 464 00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:10,413 - MAN 3: Speed on one. - NIGEL: Camera two? 465 00:17:10,414 --> 00:17:11,875 - MAN 4: Speed. - NIGEL: Camera three? 466 00:17:11,876 --> 00:17:13,251 - WOMAN: Speed on three. - (breathes deeply) 467 00:17:13,252 --> 00:17:14,615 (overlapping radio chatter continues) 468 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,716 (breathes deeply) 469 00:17:17,717 --> 00:17:21,358 NIGEL (over radio): Background. And three, two, one. 470 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:22,953 Action, action, action! 471 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,922 (engine revving) 472 00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:27,100 ♪ ♪ 473 00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:30,025 All right, guys, stay frosty. 474 00:17:30,026 --> 00:17:32,072 NIGEL (over radio): Three, two, one! 475 00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:41,477 - Dan, I need him close to the camera now. - DAN: Copy that! 476 00:17:42,909 --> 00:17:44,315 COLT (over radio): Look, I don't want to be that guy, 477 00:17:44,316 --> 00:17:45,778 but the sand's a little loose. 478 00:17:45,779 --> 00:17:47,549 I can't get any traction. 479 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:49,286 When I do, it jumps, 480 00:17:49,287 --> 00:17:51,916 so if you get any closer, you're gonna lose the camera. 481 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:53,620 I know, I know, but get in there. 482 00:17:53,621 --> 00:17:55,689 - You got this, baby! - Move up, move up. 483 00:17:57,759 --> 00:17:59,660 No, no, not that close. Oh. What the... 484 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,090 NIGEL (over radio): Keep rolling. 485 00:18:02,091 --> 00:18:03,631 We have seven more cameras. Keep rolling! 486 00:18:03,632 --> 00:18:05,632 Okay! 487 00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:08,537 Ready in three, two, one! 488 00:18:33,366 --> 00:18:34,849 NIGEL (over radio): Nobody goes in 489 00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:36,334 until stunts gives the all clear. 490 00:18:36,335 --> 00:18:38,468 ♪ ♪ 491 00:18:41,572 --> 00:18:42,901 (Colt grunts) 492 00:18:43,871 --> 00:18:45,310 - Is he all right? - Colt, you all right? 493 00:18:45,311 --> 00:18:47,009 Quickly, get him. Come on, get him. 494 00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:49,311 - Just get in there. - DAN: Oh, my God. 495 00:18:49,312 --> 00:18:51,613 - Easy, easy. - DAN: Colt, you did it! 496 00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:53,350 Eight and a half rolls! 497 00:18:53,351 --> 00:18:55,550 Come on, you okay? You good? 498 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,356 You good? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 499 00:18:58,357 --> 00:18:59,389 (laughs) 500 00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:01,589 Jody's coming. Hold on. Okay. 501 00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:03,789 So good, Dan. Is he good? 502 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,121 - Yeah, of course. - So good, so good. 503 00:19:05,122 --> 00:19:06,809 Loved it, loved it. 504 00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:08,498 - Incredible. - Okay. 505 00:19:09,402 --> 00:19:11,501 ♪ ♪ 506 00:19:18,543 --> 00:19:19,676 Whose idea was this? 507 00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:23,249 - I think it was Gail's idea. - I thought it was your idea. 508 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,350 DAN: I-I just found out about this yesterday. 509 00:19:25,351 --> 00:19:27,076 Dan, come on. 510 00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:29,684 I didn't approve him. I didn't approve him. 511 00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:31,146 I would never have approved him. 512 00:19:31,147 --> 00:19:32,258 - She didn't approve me. - (Dan stammers) 513 00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:33,358 Can I talk to you for a second? 514 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:34,523 I'm not approved. 515 00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:36,393 JODY: Interesting move. Really. 516 00:19:36,394 --> 00:19:39,396 Really interesting. Just very casual. 517 00:19:39,397 --> 00:19:43,093 Here you are, you show up, and, "I'm your new stuntman." 518 00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:57,426 - Don't do that. You can't do that. - What? 519 00:19:57,427 --> 00:20:00,044 - Directing a movie. - Your hat's coming off. 520 00:20:01,718 --> 00:20:03,354 Why are you here? 521 00:20:03,355 --> 00:20:05,588 - I think there's been a misunderstanding. - Clearly. 522 00:20:05,589 --> 00:20:08,426 Because I was under the impression that... 523 00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:11,428 ...you did want me here. 524 00:20:11,429 --> 00:20:12,979 That's a delusional thought. We haven't spoken in a year. 525 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,531 - Let's not get into it. - Gail, Gail... But Gail told me 526 00:20:14,532 --> 00:20:16,367 - that you wanted me here. - Okay. Whatever. 527 00:20:16,368 --> 00:20:17,864 I don't even care about it, but you clipped the camera. 528 00:20:17,865 --> 00:20:20,228 I-I-I'm a little rusty. 529 00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:21,967 - Comic-Con shot ruined. - I'm sor... I know. 530 00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:24,134 - Hall H. It's a big deal. - Yeah. Yeah. 531 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:26,136 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 532 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,138 I'm happy for you. 533 00:20:31,176 --> 00:20:33,583 This whole director thing looks good on you. 534 00:20:33,584 --> 00:20:36,079 Even the gardening hat, somehow. 535 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,655 Everyone wears them. It's like a set thing. 536 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,722 - Okay? - Yeah, I see it. It's... 537 00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:44,159 They're not making it look as good as you are, that's all. 538 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,596 And I'm not trying to be fla... I'm just saying the facts. 539 00:20:46,597 --> 00:20:48,713 But you look good in everything. 540 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,830 You look good in nothing. Whatever. 541 00:20:50,831 --> 00:20:52,398 - No, I don't mean it like that. - Really? This isn't... 542 00:20:52,399 --> 00:20:53,966 - But you do look good in nothing. - This isn't work... 543 00:20:53,967 --> 00:20:55,638 - This isn't gonna work. - I mean, you do. 544 00:20:55,639 --> 00:20:57,310 But it's not what I... (clicks tongue) 545 00:20:59,677 --> 00:21:01,346 - I'll take anyone. Anyone else. - Yeah. 546 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,106 - Anyone but him. - DAN: Can I be honest with you? 547 00:21:03,107 --> 00:21:05,384 - Who have you got? Yep. - We literally have no one else. 548 00:21:06,948 --> 00:21:09,355 - What's next? - NIGEL: The fire burn. 549 00:21:11,183 --> 00:21:12,918 DAN: It's your call. 550 00:21:12,919 --> 00:21:14,690 - Okay. - NIGEL: Can we get a nurse on standby, please? 551 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,461 We're gonna set this man on fire. 552 00:21:19,224 --> 00:21:21,334 - (dramatic music playing) - (frantic shouting) 553 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:34,511 - (Colt grunting) - (music stops) 554 00:21:34,512 --> 00:21:36,497 - JODY (over bullhorn): Cut, cut, cut. - That's a cut. 555 00:21:36,498 --> 00:21:38,483 - NIGEL: Cutting there, please. - MAN: That's a cut! 556 00:21:38,484 --> 00:21:40,518 (crew chattering) 557 00:21:41,719 --> 00:21:43,355 JODY: How you feeling, Colt Seavers? 558 00:21:43,356 --> 00:21:45,104 - MAN: He's good. - MAN 2: He's all good. 559 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:46,710 We're gonna go again. Thumbs-up, okay? 560 00:21:46,711 --> 00:21:48,317 Technical issue. Little bump on the dolly. 561 00:21:48,318 --> 00:21:50,319 - Huh? - Can you fix that, Jimmy? 562 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,320 - Back to ones, please. - Thank you. 563 00:21:52,321 --> 00:21:54,190 - WOMAN: Going again. - MAN: Please, back to one. 564 00:21:54,191 --> 00:21:56,242 JODY: Colt, do you feel a bit flung into the deep end here? 565 00:21:56,243 --> 00:21:58,294 I'm just wondering, 'cause you haven't read the script, 566 00:21:58,295 --> 00:21:59,933 if you'd like some backstory, some context? 567 00:21:59,934 --> 00:22:01,572 - Would that be good? - Just go with it. 568 00:22:01,573 --> 00:22:03,232 Yeah, helpful? Okay. Here we go. 569 00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:05,768 So, sci-fi love story, two characters, 570 00:22:05,769 --> 00:22:08,304 one of them's an alien... Aliena... 571 00:22:08,305 --> 00:22:10,041 and you're Space Cowboy. 572 00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:12,175 They shared what's called a moon season. 573 00:22:12,176 --> 00:22:14,310 In real life, you might call it a fling. 574 00:22:14,311 --> 00:22:17,148 Um, brief but very intense. 575 00:22:17,149 --> 00:22:19,689 And... hopeful. 576 00:22:20,956 --> 00:22:23,429 Now, neither of them had ever been in a relationship 577 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:25,397 that deep before. 578 00:22:25,398 --> 00:22:28,258 And they told each other that over and over and over again. 579 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:30,161 Him more than her, you know, to the point where 580 00:22:30,162 --> 00:22:32,064 sometimes she was like, "Chill out," you know. 581 00:22:32,065 --> 00:22:34,769 But anyway, in a tragic turn of events, 582 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:39,907 Space Cowboy is wounded, and he just disappears. 583 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,580 Without a trace. 584 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:46,452 (blows sharply) 585 00:22:48,115 --> 00:22:49,454 I can keep going. 586 00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,787 I can hit the rock better now, thanks. 587 00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:52,953 We're going again! 588 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,573 MAN: Sound speed. 589 00:22:57,574 --> 00:22:59,387 NIGEL: And action! 590 00:22:59,388 --> 00:23:00,928 (dramatic music playing) 591 00:23:00,929 --> 00:23:02,599 (Colt grunting) 592 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,898 - JODY: That's a cut! - (music stops) 593 00:23:03,899 --> 00:23:05,537 NIGEL: Cutting there, please. 594 00:23:05,538 --> 00:23:08,132 (applause) 595 00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:10,002 - MAN: Everything okay? - MAN 2: You good? 596 00:23:10,003 --> 00:23:11,873 JODY: For a little more context, Colt, 597 00:23:11,874 --> 00:23:13,643 Aliena's sort of devastated. 598 00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:15,745 And she starts sort of replaying everything 599 00:23:15,746 --> 00:23:17,109 in her head over and over again. 600 00:23:17,110 --> 00:23:19,210 Did she misread the vibe? 601 00:23:19,211 --> 00:23:20,650 Was it just a fling? 602 00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:23,588 Did she let her imagination run wild again? 603 00:23:23,589 --> 00:23:25,606 Or did he lie to her? 604 00:23:25,607 --> 00:23:27,625 Was he full of shit? 605 00:23:29,596 --> 00:23:30,957 But let me be clear: 606 00:23:30,958 --> 00:23:32,993 eventually, Aliena did move on. 607 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:34,928 All right? 608 00:23:34,929 --> 00:23:37,227 And she started doing Pilates. 609 00:23:37,228 --> 00:23:40,802 Got herself a banging revenge body, 610 00:23:40,803 --> 00:23:43,003 and then she started dating other humans. 611 00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,103 One after another. 612 00:23:45,104 --> 00:23:47,237 And she had so many mind-blowing, 613 00:23:47,238 --> 00:23:50,439 far superior experiences, you wouldn't even believe it. 614 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,780 - Right, girls? - Yeah. 615 00:23:51,781 --> 00:23:53,442 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. Yeah. 616 00:23:53,443 --> 00:23:54,751 Yeah, it was like a sushi train. 617 00:23:54,752 --> 00:23:57,412 (groans) I'm gonna be sick. 618 00:23:57,413 --> 00:23:59,151 And do you know what? We're gonna go again, Colt, 619 00:23:59,152 --> 00:24:00,988 'cause there was a little buzz on that one. 620 00:24:00,989 --> 00:24:02,462 MAN: Okay, light him up. 621 00:24:03,487 --> 00:24:05,597 NIGEL: Last one, everybody. Action! 622 00:24:05,598 --> 00:24:06,993 (dramatic music playing) 623 00:24:06,994 --> 00:24:08,830 - (Colt grunting) - (music stops) 624 00:24:08,831 --> 00:24:11,262 JODY: It-It's just feeling so withheld, 625 00:24:11,263 --> 00:24:12,934 so how 'bout some dialogue? 626 00:24:12,935 --> 00:24:14,605 Yeah, that's all right, Darla. 627 00:24:14,606 --> 00:24:16,299 I'm gonna go straight to the source. 628 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:19,643 Hey, Colt, if Space Cowboy had to say something, 629 00:24:19,644 --> 00:24:22,779 if he was forced to say something, what would he say? 630 00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:24,307 How would he justify 631 00:24:24,308 --> 00:24:26,078 this year she's spent spinning out over this? 632 00:24:26,079 --> 00:24:27,849 What could he say? It's a puzzler, isn't it? 633 00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:30,116 - But have you got any thoughts? - Uh, maybe he could talk... 634 00:24:30,117 --> 00:24:31,557 Nigel, can you, can you get him a bullhorn? 635 00:24:31,558 --> 00:24:33,449 I can't hear him. 636 00:24:33,450 --> 00:24:34,659 Traveling. 637 00:24:42,229 --> 00:24:43,733 (bullhorn siren whoops) 638 00:24:43,734 --> 00:24:45,328 Come again, Colt. What was that? 639 00:24:45,329 --> 00:24:47,573 - It's already on. - (clears throat) In this movie, 640 00:24:47,574 --> 00:24:51,302 do the aliens and the humans ever talk... 641 00:24:51,303 --> 00:24:52,743 in private? 642 00:24:53,845 --> 00:24:55,746 - No, not really. - No private conversations? 643 00:24:55,747 --> 00:24:57,198 JODY: No, they don't like doing private. 644 00:24:57,199 --> 00:24:58,650 Like, they like to keep it very public. 645 00:24:58,651 --> 00:25:00,344 - Very open. - Oh. 646 00:25:02,348 --> 00:25:06,383 Well, maybe I'll just, uh, open it up to the group here. 647 00:25:06,384 --> 00:25:10,420 Have you ever been in one of those situations where... 648 00:25:11,698 --> 00:25:13,665 ...you want to say something and it's so important 649 00:25:13,666 --> 00:25:15,391 that you can't mess it up? 650 00:25:15,392 --> 00:25:20,397 So, you think long and hard about it, 651 00:25:20,398 --> 00:25:22,838 and then you realize... 652 00:25:22,839 --> 00:25:24,675 you've already messed it up? 653 00:25:24,676 --> 00:25:29,373 'Cause you've thought too long and too hard about it? 654 00:25:30,783 --> 00:25:32,365 You're... 655 00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:33,949 What's that? 656 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,216 - You want... - (feedback squeals) 657 00:25:39,484 --> 00:25:41,626 (feedback squeals) 658 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:43,540 (robotic voice): I had a similar situation 659 00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,455 when I fell in love with my wife's sister. 660 00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:47,358 - Okay. All right. What... - No. 661 00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,261 - No. Okay. - (feedback squeals) 662 00:25:49,262 --> 00:25:51,262 COLT: Uh... (clears throat) 663 00:25:51,263 --> 00:25:53,451 And again, this is hard because... 664 00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:55,641 you know, I haven't read the script. 665 00:25:55,642 --> 00:25:57,423 But... 666 00:25:57,424 --> 00:25:59,204 ♪ ♪ 667 00:25:59,205 --> 00:26:01,273 ...he'd probably say... 668 00:26:02,914 --> 00:26:04,980 ...that he's been living... 669 00:26:07,281 --> 00:26:09,655 ...in total regret since then. 670 00:26:11,087 --> 00:26:12,789 You know, afraid... 671 00:26:12,790 --> 00:26:14,726 that he'll never get an opportunity 672 00:26:14,727 --> 00:26:16,453 to make it up to her... 673 00:26:18,028 --> 00:26:19,555 ...because he waited too long. 674 00:26:19,556 --> 00:26:21,161 And... 675 00:26:23,935 --> 00:26:25,616 ...she's probably moved on. 676 00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:27,298 NIGEL: Uh, sorry, Jody, 677 00:26:27,299 --> 00:26:29,939 speaking of moving on, we, uh... (chuckles) 678 00:26:31,844 --> 00:26:33,811 One more? 679 00:26:38,609 --> 00:26:40,653 I'd love another chance. 680 00:26:44,219 --> 00:26:46,185 - Roll it, Nigel. - Let's turn over, please! 681 00:26:46,186 --> 00:26:48,023 - All cameras are rolling. - Shot's up, sound speeding. 682 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,222 MAN: Okay, light him up! 683 00:26:52,029 --> 00:26:53,291 NIGEL: Action! Thank you! 684 00:26:53,292 --> 00:26:55,833 - (crowd clamoring) - (explosion) 685 00:26:55,834 --> 00:26:57,703 (Colt grunting) 686 00:27:00,741 --> 00:27:02,301 COLT: Gail? 687 00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,941 Gail? 688 00:27:05,942 --> 00:27:08,108 Oh. Coffee. 689 00:27:08,109 --> 00:27:10,177 (whirring, bubbling) 690 00:27:16,581 --> 00:27:18,514 Mm! You're here. 691 00:27:18,515 --> 00:27:19,857 Oh, no, don't use that. It's broken. 692 00:27:19,858 --> 00:27:22,656 Eight and a half rolls? 693 00:27:22,657 --> 00:27:25,524 That is a world record! 694 00:27:25,525 --> 00:27:28,392 Thank you so much. (laughs) 695 00:27:28,393 --> 00:27:31,066 It's better than parking cars, isn't it? 696 00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:32,627 (laughs excitedly) 697 00:27:32,628 --> 00:27:34,668 - (inhales deeply) - Would you cut the shit, Gail? 698 00:27:34,669 --> 00:27:36,709 What? It was amazing. What are you talking about? 699 00:27:36,710 --> 00:27:39,008 She doesn't want me here, Gail. 700 00:27:39,009 --> 00:27:40,371 Yes, she does. 701 00:27:40,372 --> 00:27:41,977 Oh, of course she does. 702 00:27:41,978 --> 00:27:44,815 - You lied. You lied. - Oh. (clicks tongue) 703 00:27:44,816 --> 00:27:46,752 - Colt. (blows raspberries) - Do you know how that feels? 704 00:27:46,753 --> 00:27:48,720 I think you deserve a second chance. 705 00:27:48,721 --> 00:27:52,549 It's, like, the message in all my movies. 706 00:27:52,550 --> 00:27:54,188 What's the message in all my movies? 707 00:27:54,189 --> 00:27:56,519 Uh... (stammers) 708 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,797 Nihilism's a viable worldview? 709 00:28:00,427 --> 00:28:02,746 No, that's just the entertainment. 710 00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:05,067 That's like the... (smacks lips) 711 00:28:05,068 --> 00:28:06,936 like the sexy bacon. 712 00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:09,318 - What is this? - You know? It's like dogs. 713 00:28:09,319 --> 00:28:11,700 You got to wrap the message... (clicks tongue) 714 00:28:11,701 --> 00:28:13,636 in some sexy bacon. 715 00:28:14,881 --> 00:28:17,343 I mean, all those movies, people fall down. 716 00:28:17,344 --> 00:28:19,278 They're rolling in their own shit. 717 00:28:19,279 --> 00:28:21,512 They don't think they can cope, but they can. They get back up. 718 00:28:21,513 --> 00:28:23,348 Do you mind if I lay down? 719 00:28:23,349 --> 00:28:26,071 With the multiple fire burns and the cannon rolls 720 00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:28,794 - and the jet lag, I just... - Yep, yep, yep. 721 00:28:28,795 --> 00:28:30,290 ...could use a little shut-eye. 722 00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:31,422 Yep. 723 00:28:31,423 --> 00:28:33,062 Okay, let me get this straight. 724 00:28:34,263 --> 00:28:37,231 - Nihilism is the sexy bacon? - Yeah. 725 00:28:37,232 --> 00:28:39,035 The audience are dogs? 726 00:28:39,036 --> 00:28:40,431 There we go. 727 00:28:40,432 --> 00:28:42,950 And when you fall down, you get back up. 728 00:28:42,951 --> 00:28:45,777 - Thank you. - I'm glad we did this. 729 00:28:45,778 --> 00:28:48,605 Now, what am I really doing here, Gail? 730 00:28:50,642 --> 00:28:52,476 Um... 731 00:28:52,477 --> 00:28:53,796 Ryder's missing. 732 00:28:53,797 --> 00:28:55,116 He has fallen in 733 00:28:55,117 --> 00:28:58,318 with some shady, shitty, shitty people. 734 00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,518 Well, Gail... 735 00:29:01,752 --> 00:29:03,124 ...call the cops. 736 00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:04,489 I can't call the cops. 737 00:29:04,490 --> 00:29:06,061 Well, why not? 738 00:29:06,062 --> 00:29:08,757 The studio will know that I am way over budget. 739 00:29:08,758 --> 00:29:10,429 They will pull the plug on this. 740 00:29:10,430 --> 00:29:12,936 You know that. 741 00:29:12,937 --> 00:29:14,235 Please go and find him. 742 00:29:14,236 --> 00:29:15,565 Why me? 743 00:29:15,566 --> 00:29:17,600 You're a stuntman, for God's sake. 744 00:29:17,601 --> 00:29:19,768 No one's gonna notice whether you're here or not. 745 00:29:19,769 --> 00:29:21,638 - No offense. - I mean, some taken. 746 00:29:21,639 --> 00:29:23,876 You know him intimately. 747 00:29:23,877 --> 00:29:26,114 It can be so simple. 748 00:29:26,115 --> 00:29:28,953 You pick him up, you dust him off, 749 00:29:28,954 --> 00:29:30,405 you bring him back here. 750 00:29:30,406 --> 00:29:31,856 I know I can trust you. 751 00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:33,518 And you know who can trust you more than anyone, 752 00:29:33,519 --> 00:29:36,422 she just doesn't realize it yet, is Jody. 753 00:29:36,423 --> 00:29:39,358 This is her big chance. 754 00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:42,164 Do you want her first movie to be her last? 755 00:29:42,165 --> 00:29:44,496 You've got to help me out, man. 756 00:29:45,906 --> 00:29:48,687 It's been a long couple days. (sniffs) 757 00:29:48,688 --> 00:29:51,469 I'm gonna go to the hotel, I'm gonna... 758 00:29:51,470 --> 00:29:54,209 What is it? It's my yesterday, it's your tomor... 759 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:55,793 I'm gonna call you your tomorrow. 760 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,376 - Right, no. Today. - My today. 761 00:29:57,377 --> 00:29:59,164 That is the door code of Ryder's loft. 762 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:01,059 The patio door. Took it from his trailer. 763 00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:03,040 He's still doing this Post-it note thing? 764 00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:05,411 Oh. (stammers) Let's not even get into that. 765 00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:07,782 At this point, it's like Memento level. 766 00:30:07,783 --> 00:30:10,324 I can only keep this from Jody and the studio 767 00:30:10,325 --> 00:30:12,556 48 hours max. 768 00:30:12,557 --> 00:30:14,129 Save Jody's movie, 769 00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:16,660 and maybe you get the love of your life back. 770 00:30:18,268 --> 00:30:20,829 Did you just turn Jody into the sexy bacon? 771 00:30:20,830 --> 00:30:23,975 She's been the sexy bacon all along. 772 00:30:23,976 --> 00:30:25,371 You're good. 773 00:30:25,372 --> 00:30:27,605 It's the only left-hand drive I have. 774 00:30:29,378 --> 00:30:31,543 Please don't wreck it. It's product placement. 775 00:30:31,544 --> 00:30:34,050 There's only two of them. 776 00:30:34,051 --> 00:30:36,284 I know how you stunties drive. 777 00:30:39,388 --> 00:30:42,092 You seek to destroy all I hold dear. 778 00:30:43,128 --> 00:30:44,556 (car alarm chirps) 779 00:30:48,232 --> 00:30:49,627 (groans) 780 00:30:53,798 --> 00:30:55,434 (engine starts) 781 00:30:55,435 --> 00:30:57,008 (over radio): ♪ 'Cause there we are again ♪ 782 00:30:57,009 --> 00:30:59,944 ♪ When I loved you so ♪ 783 00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:01,738 - ♪ Back before you lost ♪ - (volume increases) 784 00:31:01,739 --> 00:31:04,444 ♪ The one real thing you've ever known ♪ 785 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:09,110 ♪ It was rare, I was there ♪ 786 00:31:09,111 --> 00:31:13,776 ♪ I remember it all too well ♪ 787 00:31:15,191 --> 00:31:18,128 ♪ ♪ 788 00:31:29,735 --> 00:31:32,978 ♪ And maybe we got lost in translation ♪ 789 00:31:32,979 --> 00:31:35,243 ♪ Maybe I asked for too much ♪ 790 00:31:35,244 --> 00:31:38,742 ♪ But maybe this thing was a masterpiece ♪ 791 00:31:38,743 --> 00:31:40,865 ♪ Till you tore it all up ♪ 792 00:31:40,866 --> 00:31:45,426 ♪ Running scared, I was there ♪ 793 00:31:45,427 --> 00:31:49,988 ♪ I remember it all too well ♪ 794 00:31:50,622 --> 00:31:53,459 ♪ And you call me up again ♪ 795 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:56,429 ♪ Just to break me like a promise ♪ 796 00:31:56,430 --> 00:32:01,072 ♪ So casually cruel in the name of being honest ♪ 797 00:32:01,073 --> 00:32:04,438 ♪ I'm a crumpled-up piece of paper... ♪ 798 00:32:04,439 --> 00:32:05,741 (song stops) 799 00:32:05,742 --> 00:32:07,045 (Colt sniffles) 800 00:32:13,284 --> 00:32:14,349 What are you doing? 801 00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:15,745 (sniffles) 802 00:32:15,746 --> 00:32:17,648 Uh, just, uh, chilling down. 803 00:32:17,649 --> 00:32:19,519 Were you "chilling down" to Taylor Swift? 804 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,487 - Yep. - Mm. 805 00:32:21,488 --> 00:32:23,324 It's just something Australians say. 806 00:32:23,325 --> 00:32:24,755 Really? I've been here for six months, I've never heard it. 807 00:32:24,756 --> 00:32:26,141 Yeah, "chilling down under," you know, 808 00:32:26,142 --> 00:32:27,917 but it's shorter to say "chilling down." 809 00:32:27,918 --> 00:32:29,575 - Have you been crying? - Not at all. 810 00:32:29,576 --> 00:32:31,234 You look like you've been crying. 811 00:32:32,831 --> 00:32:34,698 Jet lag. 812 00:32:34,699 --> 00:32:37,636 (sighs) That was so dangerous, and I'm very sorry. 813 00:32:37,637 --> 00:32:39,703 Lighting you up like that. 814 00:32:39,704 --> 00:32:41,975 (laughing): It was very cathartic. 815 00:32:41,976 --> 00:32:44,247 - I feel better. - I deserved it. 816 00:32:46,647 --> 00:32:49,813 I'm gonna make the camera up to you, by the way. 817 00:32:49,814 --> 00:32:52,057 Can I get in the car with you? 818 00:32:54,259 --> 00:32:56,490 Clean your face. You're a mess. 819 00:32:59,825 --> 00:33:01,231 So how have you been? 820 00:33:01,232 --> 00:33:03,662 Oh, you know. 821 00:33:05,336 --> 00:33:06,829 Yeah? Thumbs-up? 822 00:33:06,830 --> 00:33:09,701 God, I hate that bullshit, that stunt guy bullshit. 823 00:33:11,111 --> 00:33:12,391 - (clears throat) - And that's fine. 824 00:33:12,392 --> 00:33:13,672 You don't have to explain anything. 825 00:33:13,673 --> 00:33:15,475 It's all good. It was a fling. 826 00:33:15,476 --> 00:33:17,577 Less than a fling. It was a flingette, and that's fine. 827 00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:19,380 I don't even want to know. 828 00:33:19,381 --> 00:33:21,845 And the problem with forcing something is you get nowhere. 829 00:33:21,846 --> 00:33:23,682 You know, one time my mom forced my dad to exercise. 830 00:33:23,683 --> 00:33:25,485 Do you know what happened? 831 00:33:25,486 --> 00:33:27,735 Snapped his ankle first time he stepped on the treadmill. 832 00:33:27,736 --> 00:33:29,985 She forced it, now he has a piece of metal in his foot. 833 00:33:29,986 --> 00:33:32,196 Moral of the story is you should just be you. 834 00:33:32,197 --> 00:33:33,560 (inhales deeply) 835 00:33:34,959 --> 00:33:36,926 Well, look, I've thought a lot about this, actually, 836 00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:38,399 and I, uh... 837 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,698 It's not like I didn't want to apologize 838 00:33:39,699 --> 00:33:41,700 a million times. 839 00:33:41,701 --> 00:33:42,865 Yeah. 840 00:33:42,866 --> 00:33:45,407 Uh, it's just, every time I... 841 00:33:49,039 --> 00:33:51,710 You know, when I think of something to say... 842 00:33:54,550 --> 00:33:56,616 ...doesn't seem like enough. 843 00:34:01,887 --> 00:34:03,524 (chuckles): Okay. 844 00:34:03,525 --> 00:34:05,360 No problem. 845 00:34:05,361 --> 00:34:08,298 Boundaries. Boundaries. 846 00:34:08,299 --> 00:34:09,628 That's important. 847 00:34:09,629 --> 00:34:11,432 Because I have a lot of pressure on me. 848 00:34:11,433 --> 00:34:15,305 You have no idea how hard it was for me to make this movie, okay? 849 00:34:15,306 --> 00:34:17,406 I just need to focus, so if you're gonna stay here, 850 00:34:17,407 --> 00:34:19,292 we need to keep it... 851 00:34:19,293 --> 00:34:21,179 like, super profesh. 852 00:34:22,248 --> 00:34:23,577 "Professional" is my middle name. 853 00:34:23,578 --> 00:34:25,513 (chuckles) Mm-hmm. 854 00:34:27,484 --> 00:34:29,044 I thought your middle name was "Danger." 855 00:34:29,045 --> 00:34:31,750 That's a stage name. 856 00:34:33,787 --> 00:34:35,820 Colt Profesh Seavers. 857 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,091 Promise me you're not gonna derail this, okay? 858 00:34:43,092 --> 00:34:44,598 Promise. 859 00:34:46,305 --> 00:34:49,339 (inhales deeply) Okay. 860 00:34:53,774 --> 00:34:55,708 Want to do some doughnuts? 861 00:35:04,455 --> 00:35:07,258 Do you want to drive me to my car? 862 00:35:07,259 --> 00:35:08,820 - Yeah. - (engine starts) 863 00:35:15,829 --> 00:35:17,334 (brakes squeak softly) 864 00:35:19,734 --> 00:35:21,305 Okay, goodbye. 865 00:35:26,169 --> 00:35:30,938 ♪ It was rare, I was there ♪ 866 00:35:30,939 --> 00:35:35,708 ♪ I remember it all too well ♪ 867 00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:39,015 ♪ Wind in my hair, you were there ♪ 868 00:35:39,016 --> 00:35:41,687 ♪ You remember it all ♪ 869 00:35:41,688 --> 00:35:42,953 - ♪ Down the stairs ♪ - (engine starts) 870 00:35:42,954 --> 00:35:44,492 ♪ You were there ♪ 871 00:35:44,493 --> 00:35:47,298 - ♪ You remember it all... ♪ - (song ends) 872 00:35:47,299 --> 00:35:49,399 ♪ ♪ 873 00:36:14,217 --> 00:36:16,151 COLT: (exhales sharply) Okay. 874 00:36:16,152 --> 00:36:18,526 "Tom, long time no see. 875 00:36:18,527 --> 00:36:21,090 Gail asked me to check and make sure you're okay." 876 00:36:21,091 --> 00:36:22,761 (sighs heavily) 877 00:36:22,762 --> 00:36:25,236 "Colt, thought you were dead. 878 00:36:25,237 --> 00:36:27,766 Why you got to be such a pussy bitch?" 879 00:36:27,767 --> 00:36:30,671 "Tom, I'm gonna have to ask you not to refer to me 880 00:36:30,672 --> 00:36:33,442 as a pussy or a bitch." 881 00:36:33,443 --> 00:36:35,544 "Okay, but you got hurt like a pussy 882 00:36:35,545 --> 00:36:37,007 and you're acting like a bitch." 883 00:36:37,008 --> 00:36:38,744 (calling out): Tom? 884 00:36:38,745 --> 00:36:41,418 Colt Seavers. Just checking in on you. 885 00:36:42,751 --> 00:36:45,323 Jody needs you back on set, pal. 886 00:36:47,151 --> 00:36:49,454 And I-I don't want to be a part of 887 00:36:49,455 --> 00:36:51,758 any breaking in, role-play games. 888 00:36:58,228 --> 00:37:00,096 Well, all right. 889 00:37:01,506 --> 00:37:03,968 (loudly over speakers): ♪ DJ Khaled! ♪ 890 00:37:03,969 --> 00:37:05,441 ♪ Hey ♪ 891 00:37:05,442 --> 00:37:07,135 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ We The Best! ♪ 892 00:37:07,136 --> 00:37:09,957 ♪ All I do is win, win, win, no matter what ♪ 893 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:12,787 ♪ Got money on my mind, I can never get enough ♪ 894 00:37:12,788 --> 00:37:15,617 ♪ And every time I step up in the building ♪ 895 00:37:15,618 --> 00:37:18,180 ♪ Everybody hands go up ♪ 896 00:37:19,425 --> 00:37:20,984 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 897 00:37:20,985 --> 00:37:23,086 ♪ And they say, "Yeah!" and they stay there ♪ 898 00:37:23,087 --> 00:37:26,006 ♪ Up, down, up, down, up, down ♪ 899 00:37:26,007 --> 00:37:28,927 ♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪ 900 00:37:28,928 --> 00:37:30,225 ♪ And if you going in... ♪ 901 00:37:30,226 --> 00:37:31,962 (squawking rhythmically) 902 00:37:31,963 --> 00:37:33,470 - ♪ Make 'em stay there ♪ - ♪ Luda! ♪ 903 00:37:33,471 --> 00:37:35,405 ♪ Ludacris going in on the verse ♪ 904 00:37:35,406 --> 00:37:36,968 ♪ 'Cause I never been defeated and I won't stop now ♪ 905 00:37:36,969 --> 00:37:38,288 ♪ Keep your hands up, get 'em in the sky ♪ 906 00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:39,608 ♪ For the homies that didn't make it ♪ 907 00:37:39,609 --> 00:37:41,576 ♪ And my folks locked down ♪ 908 00:37:41,577 --> 00:37:43,106 ♪ I never went nowhere, but they saying, "Luda's back..." ♪ 909 00:37:43,107 --> 00:37:44,447 (groans) Coffee. 910 00:37:44,448 --> 00:37:46,273 ♪ The hood call it Luda 'gnac ♪ 911 00:37:46,274 --> 00:37:50,014 ♪ Can't never count me out, y'all better count me in ♪ 912 00:37:50,015 --> 00:37:52,670 ♪ Got 20 bank accounts, accountants count me in ♪ 913 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:55,599 ♪ Make millions every year, the South's champion ♪ 914 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,528 ♪ 'Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I, all I do is ♪ 915 00:37:58,529 --> 00:37:59,793 - ♪ All I do is win, win... ♪ - (sword rings) 916 00:37:59,794 --> 00:38:00,827 - (woman yells) - What the...! 917 00:38:00,828 --> 00:38:02,334 (grunts fiercely) 918 00:38:02,335 --> 00:38:04,061 (yells) 919 00:38:05,064 --> 00:38:06,866 - (woman yells) - (squawks) 920 00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:08,669 ♪ Everybody hands go up... ♪ 921 00:38:08,670 --> 00:38:10,639 - (coffee splashes) - (frustrated grunt) 922 00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:11,870 (grunts) 923 00:38:11,871 --> 00:38:13,675 (sword rings) 924 00:38:13,676 --> 00:38:15,347 (yells) 925 00:38:17,340 --> 00:38:19,482 (grunting) 926 00:38:19,483 --> 00:38:21,517 ♪ Win, and if you going in ♪ 927 00:38:21,518 --> 00:38:24,048 ♪ Put your hands in the air, make 'em stay there ♪ 928 00:38:24,049 --> 00:38:27,051 ♪ And they say, "Yeah!" and they stay there ♪ 929 00:38:27,052 --> 00:38:29,394 ♪ Up, down, up, down, up, down... ♪ 930 00:38:29,395 --> 00:38:31,286 - (music stops) - (woman growls) 931 00:38:31,287 --> 00:38:32,991 Why do you look so familiar? 932 00:38:32,992 --> 00:38:34,910 (grunts fiercely) 933 00:38:34,911 --> 00:38:36,829 (yells, grunts) 934 00:38:36,830 --> 00:38:38,732 Where do I know you from? 935 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:41,637 I'm Iggy Starr, lead actress on Metalstorm. 936 00:38:41,638 --> 00:38:43,836 (dramatic music playing) 937 00:38:43,837 --> 00:38:45,233 - I'm Ryder's girlfriend. - Oh. 938 00:38:45,234 --> 00:38:46,740 - You're in Metalstorm. - Yeah. 939 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:48,209 Hey, were you in that movie Carjacked 940 00:38:48,210 --> 00:38:49,677 where that guy named Jack steals your car 941 00:38:49,678 --> 00:38:51,009 and then you shoot him in the hand and you say, 942 00:38:51,010 --> 00:38:52,383 "I hope you know how to drive stick"? 943 00:38:52,384 --> 00:38:54,077 And it doesn't make sense 'cause it's like, 944 00:38:54,078 --> 00:38:55,849 should be "automatic," but the way you say it... 945 00:38:55,850 --> 00:38:57,356 That's Naomi Watts! 946 00:38:59,723 --> 00:39:01,249 (grunting) 947 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:03,020 (yelling fiercely) 948 00:39:03,021 --> 00:39:04,219 COLT: I'm just a stunt guy. 949 00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:06,221 I'm working on Metalstorm, too. 950 00:39:06,222 --> 00:39:09,225 You lie! We're only on Metalstorm 1. 951 00:39:09,226 --> 00:39:11,062 - I meant also! - (yelling) 952 00:39:14,573 --> 00:39:16,903 (groans) 953 00:39:18,302 --> 00:39:19,873 (grunting) 954 00:39:21,745 --> 00:39:23,107 (groans dramatically) 955 00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,211 (Iggy pants) 956 00:39:29,212 --> 00:39:30,751 Is this a prop sword? 957 00:39:30,752 --> 00:39:33,457 Mm-hmm. I'm a good actress. 958 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:36,626 Hey, if you are really working on Metalstorm, 959 00:39:36,627 --> 00:39:38,122 why are you sneaking around here? 960 00:39:38,123 --> 00:39:40,057 Just trying to find Ryder. 961 00:39:40,058 --> 00:39:42,533 He's, like, really drugged up and paranoid right now. 962 00:39:42,534 --> 00:39:44,358 He thinks someone's trying to kill him. 963 00:39:44,359 --> 00:39:47,263 And I'm like, "If you don't finish Metalstorm, 964 00:39:47,264 --> 00:39:49,770 I'm gonna kill you myself." 965 00:39:49,771 --> 00:39:51,970 Now, there is some dark shit going on. 966 00:39:51,971 --> 00:39:54,303 And the sooner I can get out of here, the better. 967 00:39:55,845 --> 00:39:57,778 (sighs): Wow. 968 00:39:57,779 --> 00:39:59,648 Any idea where I could find him? 969 00:39:59,649 --> 00:40:02,486 Uh, you could try this club he hangs out at. 970 00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:05,281 But you're never gonna get in looking like a povo. 971 00:40:05,282 --> 00:40:07,954 - What's a povo? - A poor person like you. 972 00:40:07,955 --> 00:40:09,988 Oh. Cool. 973 00:40:09,989 --> 00:40:13,157 IGGY: What's with your Miami Vice Stunt Team jacket? 974 00:40:13,158 --> 00:40:15,692 COLT: Oh, it was the first show I ever did. 975 00:40:15,693 --> 00:40:18,228 I had to jump a boat through a ring of fire. 976 00:40:18,229 --> 00:40:19,635 I got so good I could do it 977 00:40:19,636 --> 00:40:20,956 with my hands tied behind my back. 978 00:40:22,432 --> 00:40:23,606 Wow. 979 00:40:23,607 --> 00:40:25,432 You're really into yourself. 980 00:40:25,433 --> 00:40:27,105 ("Do It Like That" by Saint Bodhi playing) 981 00:40:27,106 --> 00:40:28,925 I mean, you know, you did ask. 982 00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:30,745 It's neon night at the club. 983 00:40:30,746 --> 00:40:32,143 He's always there with this guy called Doone 984 00:40:32,144 --> 00:40:33,748 who's his drug dealer. 985 00:40:33,749 --> 00:40:35,343 He's got, like, leopard print tats on his head. 986 00:40:35,344 --> 00:40:37,851 They won't let a nobody like you into the club, 987 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:39,788 so just act like Tom. You're his stunt double. 988 00:40:39,789 --> 00:40:41,415 You know how to do that, don't you? 989 00:40:41,416 --> 00:40:43,253 Yeah. I'll just act like I own everything and everyone 990 00:40:43,254 --> 00:40:45,529 and there's no repercussions for my actions. 991 00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:47,455 - (song continues over speakers) - (crowd cheering) 992 00:40:47,456 --> 00:40:49,633 ♪ I do it like that... ♪ 993 00:40:49,634 --> 00:40:50,996 (lively chatter) 994 00:40:50,997 --> 00:40:53,934 WOMAN: Oh, my God. Is that Tom Ryder? 995 00:40:53,935 --> 00:40:55,600 MAN: Hey, Tom! 996 00:40:55,601 --> 00:40:57,266 (excited shouting) 997 00:40:57,267 --> 00:40:59,335 Stuntman! Yeah, yeah, Iggy said you were gonna come see me. 998 00:40:59,336 --> 00:41:00,841 Yeah, sit down, get a drink. 999 00:41:00,842 --> 00:41:01,975 Hey, hey, get him a drink. What do you want? 1000 00:41:01,976 --> 00:41:03,437 Oh, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. 1001 00:41:03,438 --> 00:41:05,484 I'm just looking for Ryder. You seen him? 1002 00:41:06,916 --> 00:41:09,114 Get him a Shirley Temple. Sit down, brother, sit down. 1003 00:41:09,115 --> 00:41:11,446 Uh, honestly, no offense, Mr. Doone. 1004 00:41:11,447 --> 00:41:13,315 I just want to find Ryder. 1005 00:41:13,316 --> 00:41:16,253 How come no one ever wants to chat with the drug dealer? 1006 00:41:19,423 --> 00:41:21,961 Sorry. I, uh... 1007 00:41:21,962 --> 00:41:24,491 I mean no... no disrespect. 1008 00:41:24,492 --> 00:41:26,494 Just had a long day. Ryder hasn't shown up to work. 1009 00:41:26,495 --> 00:41:28,165 That was fast. 1010 00:41:28,166 --> 00:41:29,639 You do a stunt today? 1011 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,234 Uh, just a, yeah, car roll. 1012 00:41:31,235 --> 00:41:32,742 - Just a car roll? - (song swells, crowd cheering) 1013 00:41:32,743 --> 00:41:35,008 Hear how he said that? "Just a car roll!" 1014 00:41:35,009 --> 00:41:36,911 What a stuntman! My man! 1015 00:41:36,912 --> 00:41:38,681 It's what I do. 1016 00:41:38,682 --> 00:41:39,847 Hey, that's why I like you. 1017 00:41:39,848 --> 00:41:41,410 'Cause you do all the hard shit. 1018 00:41:41,411 --> 00:41:44,017 They give Oscars for that? 1019 00:41:44,018 --> 00:41:45,920 For stunts? 1020 00:41:45,921 --> 00:41:47,723 No. 1021 00:41:47,724 --> 00:41:49,153 (clicks tongue) Nope. 1022 00:41:49,154 --> 00:41:51,320 Hey, to the unsung heroes. 1023 00:41:51,321 --> 00:41:53,125 - I'll drink to that. - (chuckles): Yeah. 1024 00:41:55,228 --> 00:41:56,996 DOONE: Mm! 1025 00:41:56,997 --> 00:41:58,360 (exhales heavily) 1026 00:41:58,361 --> 00:42:00,032 No offense, but I prefer cartoons. 1027 00:42:00,033 --> 00:42:02,871 See, movies are always trying to make things real. 1028 00:42:02,872 --> 00:42:04,675 But it's not real. It's a movie. 1029 00:42:04,676 --> 00:42:06,533 It's not meant to be real. 1030 00:42:06,534 --> 00:42:08,272 - (excited laughter and chatter) - That's why I like cartoons. 1031 00:42:08,273 --> 00:42:09,537 (voice distorting): See, 'cause cartoons 1032 00:42:09,538 --> 00:42:10,780 don't pretend to be real. 1033 00:42:10,781 --> 00:42:12,440 (audio distorting) 1034 00:42:12,441 --> 00:42:14,410 That's what I like about them. You seen Dumbo? 1035 00:42:14,411 --> 00:42:15,949 - Dumbo? - Yeah, Dumbo. 1036 00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,852 Dumbo changed my life. 1037 00:42:17,853 --> 00:42:20,086 You know that scene when Dumbo gets into the bad champagne, 1038 00:42:20,087 --> 00:42:21,417 then he starts seeing the pink elephants 1039 00:42:21,418 --> 00:42:22,418 on parade and shit? 1040 00:42:22,419 --> 00:42:23,755 I was like, "Yes, please. 1041 00:42:23,756 --> 00:42:25,092 "I'll have what he's having! 1042 00:42:25,093 --> 00:42:26,411 Make it a double!" 1043 00:42:26,412 --> 00:42:27,731 (distorted laughter) 1044 00:42:27,732 --> 00:42:29,600 Hey, stuntman? 1045 00:42:29,601 --> 00:42:31,294 - (grunts) - Why don't you come with us? 1046 00:42:31,295 --> 00:42:33,737 We'll get you nice and comfortable at the hotel, huh? 1047 00:42:35,675 --> 00:42:38,643 (distorted grunting, groaning) 1048 00:42:52,923 --> 00:42:54,153 (distorted laughing) 1049 00:43:07,102 --> 00:43:09,135 (distorted screaming) 1050 00:43:15,308 --> 00:43:17,044 (crowd cheering) 1051 00:43:19,213 --> 00:43:22,214 Move, move! Get out of the way! Get... Move! Come on! 1052 00:43:23,547 --> 00:43:26,251 Get out the way! Move! Get off me! 1053 00:43:26,252 --> 00:43:27,516 WOMAN: (gasps) Hey! 1054 00:43:31,962 --> 00:43:33,423 Let's go, let's go, let's go! Taxi! Come on, come on. 1055 00:43:33,424 --> 00:43:34,830 Come on, brother, let's go. 1056 00:43:34,831 --> 00:43:37,163 - Go! - See you, mate. - Be well, mate. 1057 00:43:39,662 --> 00:43:41,838 ♪ ♪ 1058 00:43:47,307 --> 00:43:48,976 (echoing): What are you doing, Colt? 1059 00:43:48,977 --> 00:43:51,473 You know what I'm doing. I'm gonna stop this car. 1060 00:43:51,474 --> 00:43:53,910 You're clearly high, Colt. And you're clearly chickenshit! 1061 00:43:53,911 --> 00:43:56,347 Okay, we don't have time for this. Talk about this later. 1062 00:43:56,348 --> 00:43:57,644 (car approaching) 1063 00:43:57,645 --> 00:43:59,185 - (horn blaring) - (tires squealing) 1064 00:44:00,892 --> 00:44:02,353 (grunts) 1065 00:44:03,554 --> 00:44:05,289 (groans) 1066 00:44:05,290 --> 00:44:06,995 - Yeah, okay. - DOONE: Driver, what are you doing? 1067 00:44:06,996 --> 00:44:09,293 Drive! Drive, bro! 1068 00:44:09,294 --> 00:44:11,130 Listen. Hey, you need to chill. Just relax. Just re... 1069 00:44:11,131 --> 00:44:12,968 Hey, just relax! I'm a lover, not a fighter, okay? Just... 1070 00:44:12,969 --> 00:44:14,200 - Where's Ryder?! - I just drugged you 1071 00:44:14,201 --> 00:44:15,332 'cause they paid me to. 1072 00:44:15,333 --> 00:44:16,806 - Who's "they"? - (stammers) 1073 00:44:16,807 --> 00:44:18,468 The guy that runs Ryder's security. 1074 00:44:18,469 --> 00:44:19,743 I deliver drugs to him 1075 00:44:19,744 --> 00:44:20,959 at the Pendleton Hotel sometimes, okay? 1076 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,175 - What room? - Bro, I don't know what room. 1077 00:44:22,176 --> 00:44:23,714 You know, it changes. 1078 00:44:23,715 --> 00:44:24,914 Just ask Kevin for the, for the fruit plate. 1079 00:44:24,915 --> 00:44:26,475 - He'll give you the key. - Kevin? 1080 00:44:26,476 --> 00:44:27,917 - Kevin! K-E-V-I-N. For the... - I know Kevin! 1081 00:44:27,918 --> 00:44:29,198 You know Kevin? 1082 00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:30,479 I don't know Kevin. 1083 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,085 Well, then you're gonna get to know Kevin. 1084 00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:35,188 Ask him for a fruit plate, and he'll give you keys. 1085 00:44:35,189 --> 00:44:36,689 (slurring): How long does this last? 1086 00:44:36,690 --> 00:44:38,191 - What? - How long is this gonna last? 1087 00:44:38,192 --> 00:44:40,226 Bro, what are you even saying? 1088 00:44:40,227 --> 00:44:42,260 How... long does this last? 1089 00:44:42,261 --> 00:44:45,099 Oh. When you stop seeing unicorns. 1090 00:44:46,432 --> 00:44:48,233 (nickers) 1091 00:44:48,234 --> 00:44:49,564 (clicks tongue) 1092 00:44:49,565 --> 00:44:52,034 I'd like to speak to Kevin. (pants) 1093 00:44:52,035 --> 00:44:54,503 WOMAN: Kevin's, uh, on a break. 1094 00:44:54,504 --> 00:44:57,914 Okay, maybe you can help me. Can I order the "fruit plate"? 1095 00:44:57,915 --> 00:45:01,786 Okay. Do you want me to call "room service"? 1096 00:45:01,787 --> 00:45:03,678 I don't know. Is that what happens? 1097 00:45:03,679 --> 00:45:04,887 D-Do you have a room? 1098 00:45:04,888 --> 00:45:06,384 - Should I just... - Do I need one? 1099 00:45:06,385 --> 00:45:07,681 To order the fr... 1100 00:45:07,682 --> 00:45:08,757 - I... - The fruit plate. 1101 00:45:08,758 --> 00:45:09,833 - Hey, Colt. - Fruit plate. 1102 00:45:10,830 --> 00:45:11,894 Woof, wow. 1103 00:45:11,895 --> 00:45:13,962 - That's a look. - Hi. Hey. 1104 00:45:13,963 --> 00:45:15,414 - What happened to your face? - Hi. 1105 00:45:15,415 --> 00:45:16,866 - Hi. Okay. (chuckles) - (chuckles) 1106 00:45:16,867 --> 00:45:18,368 - Sorry about that. (chuckles) - Are you good? 1107 00:45:18,369 --> 00:45:19,869 - It's just good... - What's wrong with you? 1108 00:45:19,870 --> 00:45:20,772 - It's good to see you. - Wow, you look terrible. 1109 00:45:20,773 --> 00:45:22,103 You look amazing. 1110 00:45:22,104 --> 00:45:23,566 Did you fall? What happened to you? 1111 00:45:23,567 --> 00:45:25,270 Wow. You're so pretty. 1112 00:45:25,271 --> 00:45:26,635 - (chuckles) It's crazy. - Okay. Your face is bleeding. 1113 00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:28,603 - What? - What happened to you? 1114 00:45:28,604 --> 00:45:30,639 Oh. No, I was running. Just... I was running. 1115 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,949 Very unusual athleisure wear for a run. 1116 00:45:32,950 --> 00:45:34,576 - (smacks lips) This? - Yeah. 1117 00:45:34,577 --> 00:45:37,118 Yeah, they gave me the wrong bags at the airport, 1118 00:45:37,119 --> 00:45:38,449 but, you know, it's... it works. 1119 00:45:38,450 --> 00:45:39,955 (stammers) I can sweat. 1120 00:45:39,956 --> 00:45:41,452 If I'm gonna play Ryder, I thought I should just, 1121 00:45:41,453 --> 00:45:42,794 like, cut weight a little, you know... 1122 00:45:42,795 --> 00:45:44,675 You seem kind of tweaky. 1123 00:45:44,676 --> 00:45:46,555 I'm a little... spotty. 1124 00:45:46,556 --> 00:45:49,229 Like, when I... my glucose levels get low. 1125 00:45:49,230 --> 00:45:50,900 I get a little... (whistles) 1126 00:45:50,901 --> 00:45:53,761 - Okay, is that a new thing? - (breathes deeply) 1127 00:45:53,762 --> 00:45:55,300 Is that a new thing? 1128 00:45:55,301 --> 00:45:56,785 - What's that? - Is that a new thing? 1129 00:45:56,786 --> 00:45:58,210 - Is your hair new? - Yes, I cut it. 1130 00:45:58,211 --> 00:45:59,676 - I changed my hair. - It's beautiful. 1131 00:45:59,677 --> 00:46:01,591 You changed your number. We're even. 1132 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,507 I thought we'd sort of even the score. 1133 00:46:03,508 --> 00:46:05,409 Yeah. I have a lot of new s... 1134 00:46:05,410 --> 00:46:06,950 You know, I've learned a lot about myself 1135 00:46:06,951 --> 00:46:09,117 since-since we last seen each other. 1136 00:46:09,118 --> 00:46:10,854 Why'd you disappear like that? 1137 00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:13,055 God, I wanted to be there for you. 1138 00:46:14,553 --> 00:46:16,652 GAIL: Yeah, but how's she supposed to do quality work 1139 00:46:16,653 --> 00:46:18,093 if you keep harassing her all the time? 1140 00:46:18,094 --> 00:46:20,424 (growls playfully, laughs) 1141 00:46:20,425 --> 00:46:22,630 Okay. Can you go and grab your things? 1142 00:46:22,631 --> 00:46:24,836 - We have really got to zip. - Okay. Yep. 1143 00:46:24,837 --> 00:46:26,920 - What's going on? - Seriously. 1144 00:46:26,921 --> 00:46:29,005 - Colt, you're... - (clears throat) 1145 00:46:29,006 --> 00:46:30,368 You look like you've been busy. 1146 00:46:30,369 --> 00:46:32,635 - Yeah, real busy, Gail. - Yeah, good. 1147 00:46:32,636 --> 00:46:33,844 Lot of running around, Gail. 1148 00:46:33,845 --> 00:46:35,770 We'll get a drink and discuss that. 1149 00:46:35,771 --> 00:46:37,309 But right now, the studio... 1150 00:46:37,310 --> 00:46:39,212 so far up my ass, I can taste them. 1151 00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:40,961 - We need your third act. - Okay. Yep. 1152 00:46:40,962 --> 00:46:42,710 You having problems with the third act? 1153 00:46:42,711 --> 00:46:44,283 We're gonna, we're gonna go and do things right now. 1154 00:46:44,284 --> 00:46:45,857 I need to write it. I'm gonna go write it. I just... 1155 00:46:45,858 --> 00:46:47,550 It's like the studio are wanting me 1156 00:46:47,551 --> 00:46:49,960 to contort the love story so that it all ends happily 1157 00:46:49,961 --> 00:46:51,356 and everything's rosy and... 1158 00:46:51,357 --> 00:46:52,896 - Jody, Jody, Jody. - But I feel like if I... 1159 00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:56,296 lean into reality, then maybe that's the way to go. 1160 00:46:56,297 --> 00:46:59,068 And most love stories don't end well. Usually. 1161 00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:02,731 - Know what I mean? - I strongly disagree with that, 1162 00:47:02,732 --> 00:47:05,503 so we should keep chopping it up. 1163 00:47:05,504 --> 00:47:06,734 Yeah? Should we? 1164 00:47:06,735 --> 00:47:08,654 It's important. It's the ending. 1165 00:47:08,655 --> 00:47:10,574 - Okay. - (man clears throat) 1166 00:47:10,575 --> 00:47:12,378 (clears throat) 1167 00:47:12,379 --> 00:47:14,082 Sir? 1168 00:47:14,083 --> 00:47:15,380 - Huh? - Hi. 1169 00:47:15,381 --> 00:47:16,678 - Yeah. - Hi. 1170 00:47:16,679 --> 00:47:18,681 Um, I hear that you're interested 1171 00:47:18,682 --> 00:47:20,517 in a-a fruit platter. 1172 00:47:20,518 --> 00:47:21,992 - (whispering): Kevin? - (whispering): Yes. 1173 00:47:21,993 --> 00:47:23,389 Yes. Okay, so... 1174 00:47:23,390 --> 00:47:24,488 (sighs) 1175 00:47:24,489 --> 00:47:26,898 It's-it's on... it's on ice. 1176 00:47:26,899 --> 00:47:29,032 ♪ ♪ 1177 00:47:33,731 --> 00:47:35,830 (breathes deeply) 1178 00:47:35,831 --> 00:47:37,106 (lock beeps) 1179 00:47:40,276 --> 00:47:42,375 (gentle piano music playing over speakers) 1180 00:47:45,809 --> 00:47:47,412 (scanner beeps) 1181 00:47:47,413 --> 00:47:49,745 Yep. There we go. Sorry. 1182 00:47:52,090 --> 00:47:54,156 ♪ ♪ 1183 00:47:56,963 --> 00:47:58,309 (sighs) 1184 00:47:58,310 --> 00:47:59,656 (exhales) 1185 00:48:03,266 --> 00:48:04,562 (lock beeps) 1186 00:48:09,008 --> 00:48:10,568 (grunting) 1187 00:48:17,412 --> 00:48:19,445 (muffled ringtone playing) 1188 00:48:30,997 --> 00:48:33,096 (ringtone continues) 1189 00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:36,824 Hello? 1190 00:48:36,825 --> 00:48:38,332 JODY (over phone): What do you think about split screen? 1191 00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:40,399 - Jody? - Yeah. 1192 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,786 Is this okay I'm calling? You said to call and... 1193 00:48:42,787 --> 00:48:45,174 - Yes. Yeah, it's fine. - Yeah? We could chop it up? 1194 00:48:45,175 --> 00:48:47,241 It's, uh... Let's chop it up. 1195 00:48:47,242 --> 00:48:49,507 It's a good time. I'm not doing anything. 1196 00:48:49,508 --> 00:48:51,773 Okay. Great. Uh, so, split screen, right? 1197 00:48:51,774 --> 00:48:53,908 Do you think that it's, like, nostalgic super cool 1198 00:48:53,909 --> 00:48:56,482 - or do you think it's a gimmick? - (groans) 1199 00:48:56,483 --> 00:48:59,286 Um, I think it could be super cool. 1200 00:48:59,287 --> 00:49:02,091 - Mm-hmm? - Yeah, how do you, uh, want to use it? 1201 00:49:02,092 --> 00:49:04,490 I mean, you know, tell me. Tell me everything. (chuckles) 1202 00:49:04,491 --> 00:49:06,755 Tell me, you know, about your vision. 1203 00:49:06,756 --> 00:49:08,592 So, I like that they're on-screen together. 1204 00:49:08,593 --> 00:49:10,430 - But they are in separate worlds... - Right. 1205 00:49:10,431 --> 00:49:12,597 ...you know, visually and emotionally. 1206 00:49:12,598 --> 00:49:14,764 So you've got this very prominent divide 1207 00:49:14,765 --> 00:49:16,216 between the lovers. 1208 00:49:16,217 --> 00:49:17,668 And I want that. 1209 00:49:20,805 --> 00:49:23,410 - You want the divide? - I want the divide, yes. 1210 00:49:26,085 --> 00:49:27,710 Hmm. 1211 00:49:27,711 --> 00:49:29,547 It's funny 'cause I-I didn't get the impression 1212 00:49:29,548 --> 00:49:31,385 that there was that much keeping them apart. 1213 00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:33,486 Well, you haven't read the script. 1214 00:49:34,984 --> 00:49:38,238 All I know so far is that the alien lady and the cowboy 1215 00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:41,494 are having what seem to be pretty manageable problems. 1216 00:49:41,495 --> 00:49:43,694 Jody? Jod... How's this? 1217 00:49:43,695 --> 00:49:45,893 Manageable problems? 1218 00:49:45,894 --> 00:49:47,995 The aliens invaded Earth, and they left it in tatters. 1219 00:49:47,996 --> 00:49:49,667 So this whole thing the studio are pushing for, 1220 00:49:49,668 --> 00:49:51,685 the "love conquers all" thing... 1221 00:49:51,686 --> 00:49:53,703 (inhales deeply) I'm not buying it. 1222 00:49:53,704 --> 00:49:56,971 Well, I have to admit that I'm surprised to hear you say that. 1223 00:49:56,972 --> 00:49:58,807 Why? 1224 00:49:58,808 --> 00:50:01,249 Well, I'm just a boy in a neon suit 1225 00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:03,416 standing in front of a girl, reminding her 1226 00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,583 that Notting Hill is her favorite movie 1227 00:50:05,584 --> 00:50:08,818 and she watches Love Actually every year at Christmas. 1228 00:50:08,819 --> 00:50:10,556 Well, you know, I watched it again this year, 1229 00:50:10,557 --> 00:50:13,261 and I didn't love it, actually. 1230 00:50:13,262 --> 00:50:15,098 - Wow, it's worse than I thought. - Yeah, I'm ruined. 1231 00:50:15,099 --> 00:50:17,266 Yeah, it's a really sad day for Notting Hill as well. 1232 00:50:17,267 --> 00:50:19,432 That "happily ever after" stuff, unsubscribe me. 1233 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:21,105 I didn't get "happily ever after" from Notting Hill. 1234 00:50:21,106 --> 00:50:22,755 What are you talking about? Of course you did. 1235 00:50:22,756 --> 00:50:24,404 - Did you? - Yes, of course. They're ly... 1236 00:50:24,405 --> 00:50:26,209 They're on the park bench. She's got her head in his knee. 1237 00:50:26,210 --> 00:50:27,407 She's a "regular girl." 1238 00:50:27,408 --> 00:50:28,936 Maybe, but we don't know for sure 1239 00:50:28,937 --> 00:50:31,412 she's not gonna go back to working the street. 1240 00:50:31,413 --> 00:50:32,940 All we know is that in the beginning, 1241 00:50:32,941 --> 00:50:34,678 she's pretty much up for anything but kissing, 1242 00:50:34,679 --> 00:50:36,598 and in the end, she's open to kissing him. 1243 00:50:36,599 --> 00:50:38,517 - (laughs): No. No. - And it gives us hope. 1244 00:50:38,518 --> 00:50:40,014 You have got your Julia Roberts movies so twisted. 1245 00:50:40,015 --> 00:50:41,257 And that's all we want. A little hope. 1246 00:50:41,258 --> 00:50:42,587 No, that is Pretty Woman, 1247 00:50:42,588 --> 00:50:43,891 where she is a lady of the night, 1248 00:50:43,892 --> 00:50:45,194 and this is Notting Hill, 1249 00:50:45,195 --> 00:50:46,262 where she's a very famous actress. 1250 00:50:46,263 --> 00:50:47,757 Oh. Well, don't listen to me. 1251 00:50:47,758 --> 00:50:49,892 What do I know? Look, you're the director. 1252 00:50:49,893 --> 00:50:51,514 You're gonna make the right choice. 1253 00:50:51,515 --> 00:50:53,136 I'm just saying, for people like me, 1254 00:50:53,137 --> 00:50:54,963 who may not necessarily get the metaphor of the split screen. 1255 00:50:54,964 --> 00:50:56,734 You may not get the deeper metaphor, 1256 00:50:56,735 --> 00:50:58,240 but you're gonna see it. 1257 00:50:58,241 --> 00:50:59,935 You're gonna see this bright line between them 1258 00:50:59,936 --> 00:51:02,905 that we're gonna ache to see blur. 1259 00:51:02,906 --> 00:51:04,973 You know, but maybe it can't. 1260 00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:07,041 - Mm. - Maybe it doesn't. 1261 00:51:07,042 --> 00:51:09,296 Right. Right. Yeah. 1262 00:51:09,297 --> 00:51:11,550 (breathes deeply) 1263 00:51:11,551 --> 00:51:13,618 But what do we know, right? 1264 00:51:13,619 --> 00:51:15,785 'Cause all we know at this point 1265 00:51:15,786 --> 00:51:17,953 is that the cowboy likes the alien. 1266 00:51:17,954 --> 00:51:19,394 Does the alien like the cowboy? 1267 00:51:19,395 --> 00:51:21,297 She's on the fence. 1268 00:51:21,298 --> 00:51:22,561 Right. 1269 00:51:22,562 --> 00:51:24,596 Because they got problems. 1270 00:51:24,597 --> 00:51:29,140 Because she's an alien and he's a cowboy, and that's a problem. 1271 00:51:29,141 --> 00:51:30,768 But is it a problem they can't overcome? 1272 00:51:30,769 --> 00:51:32,406 Here's a question. 1273 00:51:32,407 --> 00:51:35,245 Are they even gonna try? 1274 00:51:35,246 --> 00:51:36,774 What do you think? 1275 00:51:38,008 --> 00:51:40,041 Do you think they're gonna try? 1276 00:51:41,451 --> 00:51:43,814 I think... (sighs) 1277 00:51:45,290 --> 00:51:47,356 I think this was a great brainstorm. 1278 00:51:50,823 --> 00:51:53,262 So... 1279 00:51:53,263 --> 00:51:55,793 what'd you decide about the split screen? 1280 00:51:55,794 --> 00:51:57,630 I have a better idea. 1281 00:51:57,631 --> 00:51:59,092 (nickers) 1282 00:51:59,093 --> 00:52:00,929 I don't think you need it. 1283 00:52:00,930 --> 00:52:03,471 I think the connection between these characters is so strong 1284 00:52:03,472 --> 00:52:05,572 that nothing can come between them. 1285 00:52:06,971 --> 00:52:08,509 Jod? 1286 00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:11,039 Jody? 1287 00:52:16,387 --> 00:52:17,969 (neighs) 1288 00:52:17,970 --> 00:52:19,553 ♪ ♪ 1289 00:52:31,028 --> 00:52:33,237 (mug shatters) 1290 00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:36,900 - GAIL (over phone): Hello? - Dead guy on ice. 1291 00:52:36,901 --> 00:52:38,538 What? 1292 00:52:38,539 --> 00:52:42,213 There's a dead guy on ice at the hotel, Gail. 1293 00:52:42,214 --> 00:52:43,797 Wait. Sorry. What are you talking about? 1294 00:52:43,798 --> 00:52:45,557 Well, if you think that doesn't make sense, 1295 00:52:45,558 --> 00:52:47,316 - don't order the fruit plate. - Hold on. 1296 00:52:47,317 --> 00:52:49,143 You're seriously telling me you've just seen a dead body? 1297 00:52:49,144 --> 00:52:50,847 Yes, Gail. 1298 00:52:50,848 --> 00:52:53,422 On the rocks. In the hotel. 1299 00:52:53,423 --> 00:52:54,686 What hotel? 1300 00:52:54,687 --> 00:52:56,656 The one I just saw you in, Gail! 1301 00:52:56,657 --> 00:52:58,228 He was so dead, Gail. 1302 00:52:58,229 --> 00:53:00,329 He was very dead. Super dead. 1303 00:53:00,330 --> 00:53:02,243 Hold on. How did you even get there? 1304 00:53:02,244 --> 00:53:04,157 Gail, you asked me to do this! Okay? 1305 00:53:04,158 --> 00:53:06,748 - So please try and keep up. - I know. I'm sticking. 1306 00:53:06,749 --> 00:53:09,242 I went to Ryder's apartment just like you told me. 1307 00:53:09,243 --> 00:53:11,809 That's where Iggy with the sword gave me the neon suit 1308 00:53:11,810 --> 00:53:14,377 and they sent me to the man with the leopard print head. 1309 00:53:14,378 --> 00:53:16,279 He goes by the name of Doone. 1310 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,172 It was Doone's goons who dirtied my Shirley, 1311 00:53:18,173 --> 00:53:19,942 and not in a fun way, Gail. 1312 00:53:19,943 --> 00:53:22,209 I think they were trying to kill me, Gail! 1313 00:53:22,210 --> 00:53:24,386 Step away and calm down. 1314 00:53:24,387 --> 00:53:25,954 I am gonna handle everything. 1315 00:53:25,955 --> 00:53:27,521 - No more handling! - (groans) 1316 00:53:27,522 --> 00:53:29,639 - I want the police! - You're very aggressive. 1317 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,757 I'm sorry. I'm sorry to yell. I want the police. 1318 00:53:31,758 --> 00:53:33,461 You are not gonna talk to the police. 1319 00:53:33,462 --> 00:53:34,925 - You don't talk to anyone about this, okay? - (stammers) 1320 00:53:34,926 --> 00:53:36,223 - You listen to me. - I'm calling the police. 1321 00:53:36,224 --> 00:53:37,597 You are not talking to the police. 1322 00:53:37,598 --> 00:53:39,094 - Excuse me, sir. - GAIL: Wait, who's there? 1323 00:53:39,095 --> 00:53:40,435 Who's there? Who's there? 1324 00:53:40,436 --> 00:53:41,767 It's the police. I'm gonna talk to them. 1325 00:53:41,768 --> 00:53:43,047 No, no, no, no, no! Don't talk... 1326 00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:47,971 No parking at any time. 1327 00:53:51,944 --> 00:53:54,108 Sorry. 1328 00:53:54,109 --> 00:53:55,484 Just making sure we're both here. 1329 00:53:56,454 --> 00:53:57,551 I'm-I'm here, mate. 1330 00:53:57,552 --> 00:53:59,317 I want to report a crime. 1331 00:53:59,318 --> 00:54:01,083 - Okay. - An ice crime. 1332 00:54:05,254 --> 00:54:07,220 (sighs) 1333 00:54:07,221 --> 00:54:09,894 Yeah. You're still getting a ticket, mate. 1334 00:54:09,895 --> 00:54:11,269 (softly): All right. 1335 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,229 COLT: I got to tell Jody. 1336 00:54:16,230 --> 00:54:17,533 (whispers): About the dead guy. 1337 00:54:17,534 --> 00:54:18,836 How do you know he was dead? 1338 00:54:18,837 --> 00:54:20,267 He could've just been knocked out. 1339 00:54:20,268 --> 00:54:21,674 - On ice? - Yeah. 1340 00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:24,391 Ice baths are very good for inflammation. 1341 00:54:24,392 --> 00:54:27,109 And are you forgetting that you were high? 1342 00:54:27,110 --> 00:54:28,780 How can I if you keep fixating 1343 00:54:28,781 --> 00:54:30,112 - on that one point? - Okay, you know what, 1344 00:54:30,113 --> 00:54:31,800 let me just stop you right there. 1345 00:54:31,801 --> 00:54:33,488 Whatever you told Jody last night 1346 00:54:33,489 --> 00:54:34,952 - has got her all fired up. - I don't know what I said. 1347 00:54:34,953 --> 00:54:36,359 About what? 1348 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,174 And now I have to build a truck 1349 00:54:38,175 --> 00:54:39,989 - for a 250-foot jump. - Huh? 1350 00:54:39,990 --> 00:54:41,926 - In a day and a half! - Sounds pretty cool, actually. 1351 00:54:41,927 --> 00:54:44,158 And on top of that, the fight scene today, 1352 00:54:44,159 --> 00:54:46,644 Jody has decided that she wants to do it all in one take. 1353 00:54:46,645 --> 00:54:49,131 - A oner. - JODY: Dan, did you tell him about the oner? 1354 00:54:49,132 --> 00:54:50,385 - Yes. - So cool. 1355 00:54:50,386 --> 00:54:51,638 - Right? - Yeah. 1356 00:54:51,639 --> 00:54:53,299 - So good. He's into it. - Hi. 1357 00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:55,455 - Hey. Yeah, can I talk to you for a second? - Okay, 1358 00:54:55,456 --> 00:54:57,612 - about this sequence today, Ryder's a no-show. - Yeah. 1359 00:54:57,613 --> 00:54:59,009 Again, he's probably on a bender or something. 1360 00:54:59,010 --> 00:55:00,109 Well, it's interesting you say that, 1361 00:55:00,110 --> 00:55:01,846 - because that's... - Yeah. 1362 00:55:01,847 --> 00:55:03,782 - ...that's what I want to talk to you about. - Me, too. 1363 00:55:03,783 --> 00:55:05,465 - Me, too. Because we don't even need him. - He... (chuckles) 1364 00:55:05,466 --> 00:55:07,149 - Well... - We don't need him. I had an epiphany last night. 1365 00:55:07,150 --> 00:55:08,391 Let me just tell you. 1366 00:55:08,392 --> 00:55:09,986 - Last night? - I was so excited. 1367 00:55:09,987 --> 00:55:12,104 - Yeah. - After we spoke, it all came to me. 1368 00:55:12,105 --> 00:55:14,131 - Really? - Yeah, the third act, this sequence, 1369 00:55:14,132 --> 00:55:16,158 - all of it. I've been s... - After talking to me? 1370 00:55:16,159 --> 00:55:17,565 Yeah. You know, I was shocked 1371 00:55:17,566 --> 00:55:19,567 - when you showed up. Right? - Yeah. 1372 00:55:19,568 --> 00:55:21,536 - But... - Well, it was... shocking. 1373 00:55:21,537 --> 00:55:23,505 But I just started to wonder if maybe 1374 00:55:23,506 --> 00:55:25,540 you showed up just at the right time, and... 1375 00:55:25,541 --> 00:55:27,576 I've been going for this thing in the action, 1376 00:55:27,577 --> 00:55:29,071 and I've never been able to get it. 1377 00:55:29,072 --> 00:55:31,843 Like, this feeling of the pursuit of love. 1378 00:55:31,844 --> 00:55:34,764 And how far would you go for the one that you love and... 1379 00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:37,684 (choking chuckles) - You know? And then... (chuckles) 1380 00:55:37,685 --> 00:55:39,753 - Yeah. - You know, I realize it's not very far with Ryder, 1381 00:55:39,754 --> 00:55:41,287 - 'cause he's a drip. - Right. 1382 00:55:41,288 --> 00:55:42,821 - And he runs weird. - Right. 1383 00:55:42,822 --> 00:55:44,527 - And he can't do action. But... - Well, it's... 1384 00:55:44,528 --> 00:55:45,923 ...you can. 1385 00:55:45,924 --> 00:55:47,342 - You can. - (sighs) 1386 00:55:47,343 --> 00:55:48,761 I'm unlimited with you. 1387 00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:50,533 I can do everything and everything with you, 1388 00:55:50,534 --> 00:55:52,095 and it just made my brain just... 1389 00:55:52,096 --> 00:55:53,228 (mimics explosion) 1390 00:55:53,229 --> 00:55:54,899 So cool. 1391 00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:56,231 - I don't need cuts. I don't need gimmicks. - Really? 1392 00:55:56,232 --> 00:55:58,084 I don't need anything. I just need you. 1393 00:55:58,085 --> 00:55:59,937 - (exhales) - To finish this movie. 1394 00:55:59,938 --> 00:56:02,237 - You know, maybe even make it a great movie. - Wow. 1395 00:56:02,238 --> 00:56:03,578 You know? 1396 00:56:03,579 --> 00:56:05,779 - Wow. Okay. - What do you think? 1397 00:56:05,780 --> 00:56:07,549 Do you want to work together? 1398 00:56:07,550 --> 00:56:09,650 Shoot the shit out of Sydney Opera House in four hours? 1399 00:56:09,651 --> 00:56:11,752 - Three hours and 52 minutes. - Three hours and 52 minutes? 1400 00:56:11,753 --> 00:56:13,082 Yeah. 1401 00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:14,523 What are we waiting for? 1402 00:56:14,524 --> 00:56:16,757 Okay, good. (chuckles) Good! Okay! 1403 00:56:16,758 --> 00:56:18,560 Venti, Venti, come on. 1404 00:56:18,561 --> 00:56:20,463 I'm gonna get some dots on your face, 'cause I need you 1405 00:56:20,464 --> 00:56:22,130 - but not your face. - Oh, God. Get... Yeah, just get rid of it. 1406 00:56:22,131 --> 00:56:23,797 - Yeah, I'm gonna stick Ryder's head on you. - All of it. Just... 1407 00:56:23,798 --> 00:56:25,931 - Okay. Cool. Okay, okay. - Yeah. Okay. Yeah. 1408 00:56:25,932 --> 00:56:28,570 Ready for a take? Make it rain, please! 1409 00:56:28,571 --> 00:56:32,201 ("I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness playing) 1410 00:56:32,202 --> 00:56:33,477 Let me get out, for Christ's sake. 1411 00:56:33,478 --> 00:56:34,643 And... action! 1412 00:56:34,644 --> 00:56:36,210 (yelling) 1413 00:56:36,211 --> 00:56:37,777 (grunting) 1414 00:56:37,778 --> 00:56:39,076 ♪ Can't explain all the feelings ♪ 1415 00:56:39,077 --> 00:56:41,485 ♪ That you're making me feel ♪ 1416 00:56:42,785 --> 00:56:44,916 - (yells) - (grunts) 1417 00:56:44,917 --> 00:56:47,051 ♪ My heart's in overdrive and you're behind ♪ 1418 00:56:47,052 --> 00:56:48,855 ♪ The steering wheel ♪ 1419 00:56:52,322 --> 00:56:56,077 ♪ Touching you ♪ 1420 00:56:56,078 --> 00:56:58,587 ♪ Touching me ♪ 1421 00:56:58,588 --> 00:57:01,097 ♪ Touching you ♪ 1422 00:57:01,098 --> 00:57:04,970 ♪ God, you're touching me ♪ 1423 00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:08,478 ♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪ 1424 00:57:08,479 --> 00:57:10,442 ♪ Just listen to the rhythm of my heart ♪ 1425 00:57:10,443 --> 00:57:12,392 ♪ There's a chance we could make it now ♪ 1426 00:57:12,393 --> 00:57:14,342 ♪ We'll be rocking till the sun goes down ♪ 1427 00:57:14,343 --> 00:57:17,752 ♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪ 1428 00:57:17,753 --> 00:57:20,491 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1429 00:57:21,450 --> 00:57:22,757 ♪ Huh! ♪ 1430 00:57:22,758 --> 00:57:24,858 ♪ ♪ 1431 00:57:26,455 --> 00:57:28,356 Go! 1432 00:57:30,063 --> 00:57:32,459 ♪ I want to kiss you every minute, every hour ♪ 1433 00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:34,637 ♪ Every day ♪ 1434 00:57:37,576 --> 00:57:41,303 ♪ You got me in a spin, but everythin' is A-okay ♪ 1435 00:57:45,408 --> 00:57:48,981 ♪ Touching you ♪ 1436 00:57:48,982 --> 00:57:51,417 ♪ Touching me ♪ 1437 00:57:51,418 --> 00:57:53,853 ♪ Touching you ♪ 1438 00:57:53,854 --> 00:57:57,924 ♪ God, you're touching me ♪ 1439 00:57:59,224 --> 00:58:01,356 - (grunts) - ♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪ 1440 00:58:01,357 --> 00:58:03,193 ♪ Just listen to the rhythm of my heart ♪ 1441 00:58:03,194 --> 00:58:04,865 ♪ There's a chance we could make it now ♪ 1442 00:58:04,866 --> 00:58:06,537 ♪ We'll be rocking till the sun goes down ♪ 1443 00:58:06,538 --> 00:58:10,233 ♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪ 1444 00:58:10,234 --> 00:58:13,940 ♪ Oh...! ♪ 1445 00:58:16,505 --> 00:58:18,977 - Oh. - JODY: Thank you. 1446 00:58:18,978 --> 00:58:20,650 - How'd we do, boss? - Yeah, it was good. 1447 00:58:20,651 --> 00:58:22,244 I mean, it was amazing. 1448 00:58:22,245 --> 00:58:23,719 It was so amazing, we're gonna go do some karaoke, 1449 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,099 - if you... - Oh. 1450 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:26,479 If you like karaoke, 1451 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,350 you know, you could... you could come. 1452 00:58:28,351 --> 00:58:29,857 Like, I'd... I would like you to. 1453 00:58:29,858 --> 00:58:31,385 I'll be there. 1454 00:58:31,386 --> 00:58:33,190 Okay. (clicks tongue) 1455 00:58:34,226 --> 00:58:35,664 I don't know what that was. 1456 00:58:35,665 --> 00:58:37,062 That was just so awful and... (chuckles) 1457 00:58:37,063 --> 00:58:38,998 - Really? Okay. - Yeah, who's she? 1458 00:58:38,999 --> 00:58:40,361 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1459 00:58:40,362 --> 00:58:41,769 - Holster that. - It's holstered. 1460 00:58:41,770 --> 00:58:43,640 It's done. Forget. You-you never saw it. 1461 00:58:47,140 --> 00:58:49,547 NIGEL: Jody, do you like Christina or Britney? 1462 00:58:52,046 --> 00:58:53,715 I saw that. 1463 00:58:53,716 --> 00:58:56,620 - You saw the finger guns? - Oh, I saw the finger guns. 1464 00:58:56,621 --> 00:58:57,851 (exhales) 1465 00:58:57,852 --> 00:58:59,282 She started it. 1466 00:58:59,283 --> 00:59:01,283 GAIL: Hi. 1467 00:59:01,284 --> 00:59:03,088 COLT: I didn't ha... I didn't have breakfast. 1468 00:59:03,089 --> 00:59:04,726 MADDY: Yeah, you did. 1469 00:59:04,727 --> 00:59:06,421 - I disagree. - I gave you a brekky wrap this morning. 1470 00:59:06,422 --> 00:59:08,257 Technically, this is all meal penalty, 1471 00:59:08,258 --> 00:59:10,061 - if you want the... - GAIL: Oh. - It's fine. Just-just sign. 1472 00:59:10,062 --> 00:59:11,866 - Thanks. - I'm just saying, not everyone's gonna be as cool 1473 00:59:11,867 --> 00:59:13,461 - about it as I am. You know? - No, I get it. 1474 00:59:13,462 --> 00:59:15,231 What is this? 1475 00:59:15,232 --> 00:59:19,467 I've got you on a 5:55 flight out of here. Okay? 1476 00:59:19,468 --> 00:59:20,974 - I have a car waiting for you. - Now? 1477 00:59:20,975 --> 00:59:23,778 Engine's on. Yeah. Colt... 1478 00:59:23,779 --> 00:59:26,539 there is some serious shit going down, okay? 1479 00:59:26,540 --> 00:59:28,811 I just told Jody I was gonna meet her for karaoke. 1480 00:59:28,812 --> 00:59:31,083 And I'm actually embarrassed that I got you here 1481 00:59:31,084 --> 00:59:33,084 - and got you all tangled up. - (sighs) 1482 00:59:33,085 --> 00:59:35,120 I just want to get you out of here before it escalates. 1483 00:59:35,121 --> 00:59:36,836 Get your stuff together. We're going. 1484 00:59:36,837 --> 00:59:38,447 You're gonna miss the flight. Thank you. 1485 00:59:38,448 --> 00:59:40,058 - Sorry. - ALMA: Okay, but I'm late, 1486 00:59:40,059 --> 00:59:41,664 and I got to get Ryder's dogs to daycare. 1487 00:59:41,665 --> 00:59:43,589 Fluffy needs her oatmeal bath. She gets hives. 1488 00:59:43,590 --> 00:59:45,900 BIRDIE: Hey, should I be looking for another job, Alma? 1489 00:59:45,901 --> 00:59:47,901 You're Ryder's assistant. You must know. 1490 00:59:47,902 --> 00:59:51,004 All I can tell you is that if Ryder is a no-show tomorrow, 1491 00:59:51,005 --> 00:59:52,841 the studio will shut us down. 1492 00:59:52,842 --> 00:59:54,842 Ugh. Poor Jody. 1493 00:59:54,843 --> 00:59:56,811 Say hello to directors' jail. 1494 00:59:56,812 --> 00:59:58,846 ♪ If you want to be with me... ♪ 1495 00:59:58,847 --> 01:00:03,015 - Am I crazy or is Nigel hot? - Whoo! Hmm? 1496 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:04,820 - ♪ I'm a genie in a bottle ♪ - JODY: He's-he's... 1497 01:00:04,821 --> 01:00:06,612 He... Wow, he's got some great qualities. 1498 01:00:06,613 --> 01:00:09,187 - He really does. Yeah, you should go for it, Venti. - Yeah? 1499 01:00:09,188 --> 01:00:10,485 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1500 01:00:10,486 --> 01:00:12,630 ♪ ♪ 1501 01:00:28,373 --> 01:00:30,142 - (barking, growling) - COLT: Jean-Claude. 1502 01:00:38,724 --> 01:00:40,053 Sorry, his commands are in French... 1503 01:00:40,054 --> 01:00:41,449 French. I know. 1504 01:00:41,450 --> 01:00:42,891 I worked with him on a movie, you know. 1505 01:00:42,892 --> 01:00:44,353 Can't believe he kept him. 1506 01:00:44,354 --> 01:00:45,893 Well, it's more for a party trick, really. 1507 01:00:45,894 --> 01:00:47,428 This one's got a command where he'll bite people 1508 01:00:47,429 --> 01:00:48,894 - in the balls. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. We-we know. 1509 01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,694 - (stammers) No, no, don't. - Attaque... 1510 01:00:50,695 --> 01:00:52,494 - Alma, right? I'm Colt... - Colt Seavers. 1511 01:00:52,495 --> 01:00:54,033 I know who you are. 1512 01:00:54,034 --> 01:00:56,453 NIGEL: ♪ If you want to be with me ♪ 1513 01:00:56,454 --> 01:00:59,396 ♪ I can make your wish come true ♪ 1514 01:00:59,397 --> 01:01:02,339 ♪ You got to make a big impression ♪ 1515 01:01:02,340 --> 01:01:04,077 ♪ You got to like what you do ♪ 1516 01:01:04,078 --> 01:01:05,814 ♪ I'm a genie in a bottle... ♪ 1517 01:01:05,815 --> 01:01:08,531 So, the last time I saw Tom, everything was pretty normal. 1518 01:01:08,532 --> 01:01:10,924 He and Henry were in some kind of drug-induced, 1519 01:01:10,925 --> 01:01:13,316 shirtless shit-show grappling match. 1520 01:01:13,317 --> 01:01:16,023 But then Gail called me early the next morning in a panic. 1521 01:01:16,024 --> 01:01:17,508 Drop whatever you're doing. 1522 01:01:17,509 --> 01:01:18,992 Tom has lost his phone again. 1523 01:01:18,993 --> 01:01:21,258 So I found the phone, the one that Dressler, 1524 01:01:21,259 --> 01:01:24,064 Ryder's creepy security goon, just called me about. 1525 01:01:24,065 --> 01:01:25,867 Metalstorm crew, we have a call time 1526 01:01:25,868 --> 01:01:27,199 - of 6:00 a.m. tomorrow. Don't be late. - All right, mate. 1527 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,497 - All right, thanks, mate! - (booing) 1528 01:01:29,498 --> 01:01:31,841 - Hey. Two shots of tequila, please. - Ooh, Gail. 1529 01:01:31,842 --> 01:01:33,776 - Hey. - Wow. 1530 01:01:33,777 --> 01:01:35,602 I didn't think you liked coming to these things. 1531 01:01:35,603 --> 01:01:37,973 What are you talking about? I love listening to people 1532 01:01:37,974 --> 01:01:40,344 - murder my favorite songs. Thank you. - (chuckles) 1533 01:01:40,345 --> 01:01:41,752 - (slurps) Mmm. - MC: "Gin and Juice." 1534 01:01:41,753 --> 01:01:43,281 COLT: I got to get to karaoke. 1535 01:01:43,282 --> 01:01:45,349 - Hey! - (dogs barking) 1536 01:01:45,350 --> 01:01:46,531 ALMA: Thanks, Amy. 1537 01:01:46,532 --> 01:01:47,713 Au revoir, Jean-Claude. 1538 01:01:47,714 --> 01:01:49,066 You got to get rid of that thing. 1539 01:01:49,067 --> 01:01:50,419 Why don't you just give it to Gail? 1540 01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:52,422 Whatever's on this phone is a goddamn bazooka 1541 01:01:52,423 --> 01:01:54,193 that'll blow a movie star-sized hole 1542 01:01:54,194 --> 01:01:55,897 through somebody's career. 1543 01:01:55,898 --> 01:01:58,395 I'm happy to get this into the hands of a good guy. 1544 01:01:58,396 --> 01:02:00,562 - Okay... - For the right price. 1545 01:02:00,563 --> 01:02:02,300 What do you want for it? 1546 01:02:02,301 --> 01:02:03,768 A producer credit. 1547 01:02:03,769 --> 01:02:05,236 On Metalstorm? 1548 01:02:05,237 --> 01:02:06,304 Look, I need career protection, okay? 1549 01:02:06,305 --> 01:02:07,404 I'm burning myself with this. 1550 01:02:07,405 --> 01:02:08,811 I'm a stunt guy. 1551 01:02:08,812 --> 01:02:10,813 What am I supposed to do about it? 1552 01:02:10,814 --> 01:02:12,442 You're a stunt guy who used to date the director 1553 01:02:12,443 --> 01:02:14,443 and seems to be getting close to rekindling 1554 01:02:14,444 --> 01:02:17,381 some sort of short but legendary torrid love affair. 1555 01:02:17,382 --> 01:02:18,822 Do you think we're close to rekindling? 1556 01:02:18,823 --> 01:02:19,955 I mean, it feels like it to me... 1557 01:02:19,956 --> 01:02:22,441 (scoffs) Is it a deal or not? 1558 01:02:22,442 --> 01:02:24,926 It can help you find Ryder. 1559 01:02:24,927 --> 01:02:26,225 - I'll do what I can. - (scoffs) 1560 01:02:26,226 --> 01:02:27,654 I don't have the passcode. 1561 01:02:27,655 --> 01:02:29,393 Just figure it out, okay, stuntman? 1562 01:02:29,394 --> 01:02:30,657 Just find Ryder. 1563 01:02:30,658 --> 01:02:32,131 I'm gonna need you to sign an NDA. 1564 01:02:32,132 --> 01:02:33,715 As you know, nothing in this industry... 1565 01:02:33,716 --> 01:02:35,299 I don't have time for an NDA. I got to... 1566 01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:36,400 - I'm late for karaoke. - (groans) - (stun guns crackle) 1567 01:02:36,401 --> 01:02:37,940 - (groans) - (dogs barking) 1568 01:02:39,603 --> 01:02:41,438 - (truck doors closing) - (tires squealing) 1569 01:02:41,439 --> 01:02:43,308 (horn blares) 1570 01:02:43,309 --> 01:02:45,914 ♪ ♪ 1571 01:02:45,915 --> 01:02:47,597 Jean-Claude! 1572 01:02:47,598 --> 01:02:49,281 (barking) 1573 01:02:50,515 --> 01:02:52,548 Ryder's phone. Where is it? 1574 01:02:58,655 --> 01:02:59,686 (engine starts) 1575 01:02:59,687 --> 01:03:01,865 What am I doing? What am I doing? 1576 01:03:01,866 --> 01:03:03,360 (tires squealing) 1577 01:03:03,361 --> 01:03:06,199 - You sad that he left town? - Who? 1578 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:07,936 - Colt. - No, he didn't. 1579 01:03:07,937 --> 01:03:10,038 He's coming here. He's swinging by to sing some karaoke. 1580 01:03:10,039 --> 01:03:11,599 Jody. No. 1581 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,844 I... I gave him the tickets. 1582 01:03:16,343 --> 01:03:18,673 - (barking) - I see it! I see it! 1583 01:03:21,084 --> 01:03:23,183 - (whimpering) - Engage your core. 1584 01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:28,925 (tires squealing) 1585 01:03:33,690 --> 01:03:34,832 (barks) 1586 01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:38,560 (tires squealing) 1587 01:03:38,561 --> 01:03:40,793 I need him to finish the movie. 1588 01:03:40,794 --> 01:03:43,566 Why would... why wouldn't you talk to me about it? 1589 01:03:43,567 --> 01:03:45,667 (tires squealing) 1590 01:03:49,871 --> 01:03:51,277 Give me that. 1591 01:03:52,951 --> 01:03:54,165 - (barks) - Fine. 1592 01:03:54,166 --> 01:03:55,487 Call me chicken. 1593 01:03:55,488 --> 01:03:56,809 - (barking) - Huh? 1594 01:03:56,810 --> 01:03:58,548 All right. Okay, tough guy. 1595 01:04:00,959 --> 01:04:03,454 (horn blaring) 1596 01:04:07,757 --> 01:04:09,576 - (grunts) - (barks) 1597 01:04:09,577 --> 01:04:11,395 Okay, Jean-Claude. 1598 01:04:11,396 --> 01:04:13,398 I'll buy you a drink when this is over. 1599 01:04:13,399 --> 01:04:15,697 - Attaque! - (barking) 1600 01:04:16,865 --> 01:04:18,732 Get away! Help! Help! 1601 01:04:18,733 --> 01:04:21,241 You've been so distracted. You should have spoken to me. 1602 01:04:21,242 --> 01:04:22,670 This crossed wires... Excuse me. 1603 01:04:22,671 --> 01:04:24,211 Can I get another, please? Thank you. 1604 01:04:24,212 --> 01:04:26,246 (Rondell shouting frantically) 1605 01:04:27,381 --> 01:04:28,874 God! 1606 01:04:28,875 --> 01:04:31,218 - (screams) Get me out! - (passing horn honks) 1607 01:04:32,485 --> 01:04:33,781 (button beeps) 1608 01:04:38,392 --> 01:04:41,888 RONDELL: Stay back! Stay back! Stay back! Stay back! 1609 01:04:41,889 --> 01:04:44,000 (grunting) 1610 01:04:48,974 --> 01:04:51,733 I thought you wanted me to get rid of him. 1611 01:04:53,011 --> 01:04:54,340 And he just left? 1612 01:04:56,608 --> 01:04:58,476 Gonna need a hand out here. 1613 01:04:58,477 --> 01:04:59,949 (grunting) 1614 01:04:59,950 --> 01:05:01,577 Who are you working for?! Where's Ryder?! 1615 01:05:01,578 --> 01:05:02,876 - I don't know! I don't know! - Tell me where he is! 1616 01:05:02,877 --> 01:05:04,580 - (sharp thud) - Oh. 1617 01:05:04,581 --> 01:05:06,021 - (tires squealing) - (horns blaring) 1618 01:05:08,191 --> 01:05:09,784 (grunting) 1619 01:05:11,359 --> 01:05:13,161 - (groans) - Where's the phone, stuntman? 1620 01:05:13,162 --> 01:05:15,294 I need that video! 1621 01:05:15,295 --> 01:05:17,066 Wow, he didn't tell you. 1622 01:05:17,067 --> 01:05:18,462 Jean-Claude! 1623 01:05:18,463 --> 01:05:19,827 - (growling) - (pained screaming) 1624 01:05:22,964 --> 01:05:25,008 Can I get another one, please? 1625 01:05:28,145 --> 01:05:29,407 - GAIL: I... - Thank you. 1626 01:05:29,408 --> 01:05:30,607 I really thought I was doing my job. 1627 01:05:30,608 --> 01:05:32,509 It's fine. It's fine. 1628 01:05:32,510 --> 01:05:34,907 - But you know what? - He can do whatever he wants. 1629 01:05:34,908 --> 01:05:37,482 He's an adult human male, and he should do as he pleases. 1630 01:05:37,483 --> 01:05:39,087 - He should just... - Right. Yeah, he is. 1631 01:05:39,088 --> 01:05:40,485 (mouth full):...you know, go his own way, you know? 1632 01:05:40,486 --> 01:05:42,201 But that means y-you can focus up now. 1633 01:05:42,202 --> 01:05:43,916 - Yeah. - You know, you have a massive... 1634 01:05:43,917 --> 01:05:45,688 Do you know you have a big, fat hit on your hands? 1635 01:05:45,689 --> 01:05:47,491 I know. Yeah. 1636 01:05:47,492 --> 01:05:49,295 - It's High Noon at... - High Noon. 1637 01:05:49,296 --> 01:05:50,957 - ...the edge of the universe. - Edge of the universe. 1638 01:05:50,958 --> 01:05:52,876 Yes. Hear it yourself. 1639 01:05:52,877 --> 01:05:54,795 Forget about him. Just... 1640 01:05:54,796 --> 01:05:56,533 MC: All right, uh, next up, uh, we got a Jody. 1641 01:05:56,534 --> 01:05:59,009 - Is there a Jody in the house? - Wow. God. - GAIL: Yes! 1642 01:05:59,010 --> 01:06:00,472 - Right here, right here! - Ah. There she is. 1643 01:06:00,473 --> 01:06:02,144 Big round of applause for Jody! 1644 01:06:02,145 --> 01:06:03,771 (crowd cheering) 1645 01:06:03,772 --> 01:06:05,972 I actually want to change my song. 1646 01:06:05,973 --> 01:06:08,117 - Oh, uh, okay. - Yeah. Yeah. 1647 01:06:08,118 --> 01:06:09,679 - That one. - Oh. 1648 01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:11,813 ♪ ♪ 1649 01:06:17,854 --> 01:06:19,161 (passing horn blares) 1650 01:06:20,230 --> 01:06:22,857 ("Against All Odds" by Phil Collins playing) 1651 01:06:27,369 --> 01:06:30,568 (singing along): ♪ How can I just let you walk away ♪ 1652 01:06:30,569 --> 01:06:33,868 ♪ Just let you leave without a trace ♪ 1653 01:06:35,113 --> 01:06:38,411 ♪ When I stand here taking every breath with you? ♪ 1654 01:06:38,412 --> 01:06:39,874 - (passing horn honks) - (grunts) 1655 01:06:41,042 --> 01:06:43,009 - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - (grunting) 1656 01:06:43,010 --> 01:06:45,153 ♪ You're the only one ♪ 1657 01:06:45,154 --> 01:06:48,652 - ♪ Who really knew me at all ♪ - (groaning) 1658 01:06:48,653 --> 01:06:50,158 (passing horn honks) 1659 01:06:50,159 --> 01:06:53,409 ♪ How can you just walk away from me ♪ 1660 01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:56,660 ♪ When all I can do is watch you leave? ♪ 1661 01:06:56,661 --> 01:06:57,925 - (barking) - Jean-Claude. 1662 01:06:59,368 --> 01:07:01,863 ♪ 'Cause we've shared the laughter and the pain ♪ 1663 01:07:01,864 --> 01:07:03,865 - (tires squealing) - (grunting) 1664 01:07:03,866 --> 01:07:05,867 ♪ And even shared the tears ♪ 1665 01:07:05,868 --> 01:07:08,407 ♪ You're the only one ♪ 1666 01:07:08,408 --> 01:07:11,048 ♪ Who really knew me at all ♪ 1667 01:07:13,074 --> 01:07:17,581 ♪ So take a look at me now ♪ 1668 01:07:17,582 --> 01:07:20,453 ♪ Well, there's just an empty space ♪ 1669 01:07:20,454 --> 01:07:22,190 I love this song. 1670 01:07:22,191 --> 01:07:25,887 ♪ And there's nothing left here to remind me ♪ 1671 01:07:25,888 --> 01:07:29,296 ♪ Just the memory of your face ♪ 1672 01:07:29,297 --> 01:07:32,828 - (horn blares) - ♪ Ooh, take a look at me now ♪ 1673 01:07:34,304 --> 01:07:37,140 ♪ Well, there's just an empty space ♪ 1674 01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,473 ♪ And you coming back to me ♪ 1675 01:07:40,474 --> 01:07:42,936 ♪ Is against the odds ♪ 1676 01:07:42,937 --> 01:07:46,677 ♪ And that's what I've got to face ♪ 1677 01:07:55,358 --> 01:08:00,086 ♪ I wish I could just make you turn around ♪ 1678 01:08:00,087 --> 01:08:02,429 ♪ Turn around and see me cry ♪ 1679 01:08:03,762 --> 01:08:08,094 ♪ There's so much I need to say to you ♪ 1680 01:08:08,095 --> 01:08:11,273 ♪ So many reasons why ♪ 1681 01:08:11,274 --> 01:08:12,405 (both yelling) 1682 01:08:12,406 --> 01:08:14,440 ♪ You're the only one ♪ 1683 01:08:14,441 --> 01:08:16,723 ♪ Who really knew me at all ♪ 1684 01:08:16,724 --> 01:08:19,454 Come on, everyone. Everybody. 1685 01:08:19,455 --> 01:08:22,185 ♪ So take a look at me now ♪ 1686 01:08:24,354 --> 01:08:27,585 ♪ Well, there's just an empty space ♪ 1687 01:08:27,586 --> 01:08:32,360 ♪ And there's nothing left here to remind me... ♪ 1688 01:08:32,361 --> 01:08:35,594 - (horn honking) - Get off, bitch! 1689 01:08:35,595 --> 01:08:38,828 ♪ Now, take a look at me now... ♪ 1690 01:08:40,667 --> 01:08:42,634 (horn blares) 1691 01:08:42,635 --> 01:08:44,602 (whimpers) 1692 01:08:44,603 --> 01:08:46,440 ♪ But to wait for you... ♪ 1693 01:08:46,441 --> 01:08:47,803 - Brake! - I can't! 1694 01:08:47,804 --> 01:08:49,255 There's something stuck! (grunts) 1695 01:08:49,256 --> 01:08:50,701 Jean-Claude, what are you doing?! 1696 01:08:50,702 --> 01:08:52,148 What are you just sitting there for?! 1697 01:08:52,811 --> 01:08:54,426 ♪ Take a good look at me now... ♪ 1698 01:08:54,427 --> 01:08:56,043 - (tires squealing) - (song stops) 1699 01:08:59,884 --> 01:09:01,158 (groans) 1700 01:09:05,153 --> 01:09:06,822 - (barks) - COLT: Oh. 1701 01:09:06,823 --> 01:09:08,924 - ALMA: You okay? - (song resumes) 1702 01:09:11,093 --> 01:09:12,169 You? 1703 01:09:15,603 --> 01:09:19,171 ♪ But to wait for you is all I can do ♪ 1704 01:09:19,172 --> 01:09:22,739 ♪ And that's what I've got to face ♪ 1705 01:09:22,740 --> 01:09:26,040 (crowd singing along): ♪ Take a good look at me now ♪ 1706 01:09:27,417 --> 01:09:30,517 ♪ 'Cause I'll still be standing here ♪ 1707 01:09:31,685 --> 01:09:35,016 ♪ And you coming back to me is against all odds ♪ 1708 01:09:35,017 --> 01:09:36,555 (Jean-Claude barking) 1709 01:09:36,556 --> 01:09:40,197 ♪ It's the chance I've got to take. ♪ 1710 01:09:45,270 --> 01:09:46,803 ("I Hate Myself for Loving You" playing) 1711 01:09:46,804 --> 01:09:48,337 - ♪ Midnight, getting uptight ♪ - Colt? 1712 01:09:48,338 --> 01:09:50,097 ♪ And where are you? ♪ 1713 01:09:51,133 --> 01:09:52,406 Where's Jody? 1714 01:09:52,407 --> 01:09:54,672 She left. Where were you? 1715 01:09:54,673 --> 01:09:56,938 At a rave? In a sewer? 1716 01:09:56,939 --> 01:10:00,074 - What's with the dog? - It's a long story. 1717 01:10:00,075 --> 01:10:01,679 (clicks tongue, sighs) 1718 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:03,847 Give me a sunset on ice and a water back. 1719 01:10:03,848 --> 01:10:05,111 BARTENDER: Coming right up. 1720 01:10:05,112 --> 01:10:07,454 VENTI: ♪ Things that you do ♪ 1721 01:10:07,455 --> 01:10:09,523 ♪ I want to walk, but I run back to you... ♪ 1722 01:10:09,524 --> 01:10:10,623 DAN: What's this? 1723 01:10:11,758 --> 01:10:13,295 It's Ryder's phone. 1724 01:10:13,296 --> 01:10:15,122 - Why do you have Ryder's phone? - All I know is 1725 01:10:15,123 --> 01:10:16,893 some really bad guys are trying to get it. 1726 01:10:16,894 --> 01:10:18,531 Are you serious? What? 1727 01:10:18,532 --> 01:10:20,567 I just got to figure out what's on there. 1728 01:10:21,768 --> 01:10:23,933 Then find Ryder and get him to finish Jody's movie. 1729 01:10:23,934 --> 01:10:26,066 Okay. Well, shit, yeah. 1730 01:10:26,067 --> 01:10:27,805 Venti, she's like a tech genius at this stuff. 1731 01:10:27,806 --> 01:10:29,543 - (crowd cheering) - Thank you! 1732 01:10:29,544 --> 01:10:30,741 DAN: Hey, Venti! 1733 01:10:30,742 --> 01:10:32,595 - Ventilicious. - Hey. 1734 01:10:32,596 --> 01:10:34,448 What's poppin' on, boys? 1735 01:10:34,449 --> 01:10:37,149 - Yeah, Ventinator. - (grunting playfully) 1736 01:10:37,150 --> 01:10:39,850 COLT: You know how to get into this thing? 1737 01:10:41,150 --> 01:10:43,623 Oh, I've seen some of these guys. 1738 01:10:43,624 --> 01:10:45,723 This thing is a vault. 1739 01:10:45,724 --> 01:10:47,627 It'll take me like two or three days to crack this thing. 1740 01:10:47,628 --> 01:10:49,431 Yeah, but you're like a tech genius, you know? 1741 01:10:49,432 --> 01:10:51,124 What if you don't have three days? 1742 01:10:51,125 --> 01:10:52,500 VENTI: You need the password. I'm telling you that. 1743 01:10:52,501 --> 01:10:54,667 - You're next. - (gasps, squeals) 1744 01:10:54,668 --> 01:10:56,372 Nigel. Nigel! 1745 01:10:58,101 --> 01:11:00,507 Knowing Ryder, it's... 1746 01:11:00,508 --> 01:11:03,005 written on a Post-it note in his apartment somewhere. 1747 01:11:03,006 --> 01:11:04,841 Okay. 1748 01:11:04,842 --> 01:11:07,108 MC: Okay, next up, we've got Dan. 1749 01:11:07,109 --> 01:11:09,077 Come on, buddy. Come on, Dan. 1750 01:11:09,078 --> 01:11:10,649 Don't be shy, mate. 1751 01:11:10,650 --> 01:11:12,751 Come on, buddy. Let's go. 1752 01:11:12,752 --> 01:11:14,049 You owe me! 1753 01:11:19,122 --> 01:11:21,122 (exhales sharply) It's got to be around here somewhere. 1754 01:11:21,123 --> 01:11:22,962 - Mm-hmm. - Let's just split up. Jean-Claude... 1755 01:11:26,371 --> 01:11:27,970 (squawks) 1756 01:11:27,971 --> 01:11:29,570 ♪ ♪ 1757 01:11:41,144 --> 01:11:42,748 COCKATOO: Hello. 1758 01:11:53,497 --> 01:11:54,925 Oh. 1759 01:11:56,060 --> 01:11:59,226 You know what? I deserve this. 1760 01:12:01,604 --> 01:12:02,867 Idiot. 1761 01:12:05,366 --> 01:12:06,870 Colt? 1762 01:12:06,871 --> 01:12:09,510 Colt! I got it! Colt! 1763 01:12:09,511 --> 01:12:10,842 COLT: To finishing the movie. 1764 01:12:10,843 --> 01:12:12,547 I think I got it. 1765 01:12:13,715 --> 01:12:15,347 (sucks teeth) All right. 1766 01:12:15,348 --> 01:12:17,582 That guy mentioned a video. 1767 01:12:17,583 --> 01:12:19,817 Oh, baby, I'm here at work, 1768 01:12:19,818 --> 01:12:22,249 but I got a little something for you, a little surprise. 1769 01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:24,086 (whispers): It's just above my ass. Eh? 1770 01:12:24,087 --> 01:12:25,988 COLT: Oh, my God. Cover your eyes. 1771 01:12:25,989 --> 01:12:28,255 - I think I've seen Tom's ass more than my own. - (whimpers) 1772 01:12:28,256 --> 01:12:29,530 Okay. 1773 01:12:29,531 --> 01:12:32,159 Now is the winter of our discontent 1774 01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:34,668 Made glorious summer by this sun of York... 1775 01:12:34,669 --> 01:12:36,285 DAN: He's such a dick. 1776 01:12:36,286 --> 01:12:37,902 But, God, he's good. 1777 01:12:37,903 --> 01:12:39,442 Yeah. 1778 01:12:40,401 --> 01:12:41,740 COLT: What about this? 1779 01:12:41,741 --> 01:12:44,204 - (crowd cheering) - (rap music playing) 1780 01:12:44,205 --> 01:12:46,746 Oh, here's that party his assistant was talking about. 1781 01:12:47,815 --> 01:12:49,550 DAN: Iggy. 1782 01:12:49,551 --> 01:12:51,619 That's Henry. That's Ryder's stunt double. 1783 01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,986 He looks a lot like the guy I saw at the hotel. 1784 01:12:58,056 --> 01:13:01,255 DAN: When you were high? And you were seeing unicorns? 1785 01:13:01,256 --> 01:13:03,631 And a dead guy on ice. 1786 01:13:03,632 --> 01:13:05,698 (shouts) 1787 01:13:05,699 --> 01:13:08,735 - (crowd cheering) - (yells excitedly) 1788 01:13:08,736 --> 01:13:11,067 RYDER: Hell yeah! Come on! 1789 01:13:11,068 --> 01:13:13,035 What?! What?! 1790 01:13:13,036 --> 01:13:15,071 Do I do my own stunts? 1791 01:13:15,072 --> 01:13:16,401 I think I do. 1792 01:13:16,402 --> 01:13:18,547 I think I freakin' do. 1793 01:13:18,548 --> 01:13:19,976 Yeah, baby. 1794 01:13:19,977 --> 01:13:22,078 (cheering quiets) 1795 01:13:25,820 --> 01:13:27,952 (scattered whooping, murmuring) 1796 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:30,460 RYDER: Uh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme... 1797 01:13:30,461 --> 01:13:31,740 Gimme the phone. Gimme the phone. 1798 01:13:34,697 --> 01:13:36,961 - Oh, shit. - Did they just kill Henry? 1799 01:13:36,962 --> 01:13:39,095 ♪ ♪ 1800 01:13:46,676 --> 01:13:48,939 They just killed Henry. 1801 01:13:48,940 --> 01:13:50,942 - (phone vibrating) - Oh, it's Venti. 1802 01:13:51,978 --> 01:13:53,406 - Hey, uh... Hello? - VENTI: Dan. 1803 01:13:53,407 --> 01:13:55,518 Turn on the news right now. 1804 01:13:56,620 --> 01:13:58,916 I can't believe this! 1805 01:13:58,917 --> 01:14:01,821 The dead body discovered this morning at the Pendleton Hotel 1806 01:14:01,822 --> 01:14:04,449 has been identified as Henry Herrera, 1807 01:14:04,450 --> 01:14:07,761 an American stuntman known for doubling superstar Tom Ryder. 1808 01:14:07,762 --> 01:14:10,665 Authorities are investigating his death as a murder. 1809 01:14:10,666 --> 01:14:12,765 Their prime suspect is another stuntman, 1810 01:14:12,766 --> 01:14:14,999 Colt Seavers, who was last seen in the hotel room 1811 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,836 where Herrera's body was discovered. 1812 01:14:17,837 --> 01:14:20,542 Police have released this security footage 1813 01:14:20,543 --> 01:14:23,193 showing Seavers leaving the scene of the crime. 1814 01:14:23,194 --> 01:14:25,844 If you have any information, please do us a favor, 1815 01:14:25,845 --> 01:14:28,666 reach out to Crime Stoppers by the number on your screen. 1816 01:14:28,667 --> 01:14:31,488 And we'll have more on that later. In the meantime... 1817 01:14:35,318 --> 01:14:37,119 I got to call Jody. 1818 01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:39,473 RYDER (over speakers): It's high noon 1819 01:14:39,474 --> 01:14:41,828 at the edge of the universe, folks. 1820 01:14:41,829 --> 01:14:42,993 (sniffs) 1821 01:14:42,994 --> 01:14:44,264 JODY: Which one was that? 1822 01:14:44,265 --> 01:14:45,534 EDITOR: That was take four. 1823 01:14:45,535 --> 01:14:47,135 RYDER (over speakers): Goddamn it, Jody. 1824 01:14:47,136 --> 01:14:48,736 I mean, it looks like frickin' Burning Man. 1825 01:14:48,737 --> 01:14:51,541 My balls are drenched. I need a towel. 1826 01:14:51,542 --> 01:14:53,268 (laughs) 1827 01:14:54,370 --> 01:14:56,887 This dude always forgets that he's mic'd. 1828 01:14:56,888 --> 01:14:59,301 - I know. - He says the craziest shit. 1829 01:14:59,302 --> 01:15:01,716 JODY: Craziest shit. I know, I know. 1830 01:15:01,717 --> 01:15:03,750 What, is it on airplane mode? 1831 01:15:03,751 --> 01:15:06,550 DAN: If this was The Fugitive 1832 01:15:06,551 --> 01:15:09,349 and you were Harrison Ford... 1833 01:15:09,350 --> 01:15:11,588 the bad guys would be closing in. 1834 01:15:11,589 --> 01:15:13,827 - (clanking) - (cockatoo squawks) 1835 01:15:13,828 --> 01:15:15,157 BOTH: I call tomahawk. 1836 01:15:15,158 --> 01:15:16,698 - Damn it. - You stay alive. 1837 01:15:16,699 --> 01:15:18,193 Stay alive. 1838 01:15:18,194 --> 01:15:20,448 No matter how long it takes. 1839 01:15:20,449 --> 01:15:22,704 No matter how far, I will 1840 01:15:22,705 --> 01:15:25,035 find you! 1841 01:15:25,036 --> 01:15:27,170 - Last of the Mohicans. - Ah, 1842 01:15:27,171 --> 01:15:28,742 boy! Stunts! 1843 01:15:28,743 --> 01:15:31,438 (groans) Damn it. 1844 01:15:42,990 --> 01:15:45,485 Shit, is this rubber? Oh, God. 1845 01:15:47,390 --> 01:15:48,598 (exhales) 1846 01:15:51,163 --> 01:15:52,492 (grunts softly) 1847 01:15:58,808 --> 01:16:00,433 (gunfire) 1848 01:16:00,434 --> 01:16:02,645 - Daniel Day-Lewis! - (grunts) 1849 01:16:02,646 --> 01:16:04,174 (grunting) 1850 01:16:07,949 --> 01:16:09,344 (grunts) 1851 01:16:10,347 --> 01:16:12,248 (squawking) 1852 01:16:14,659 --> 01:16:15,987 (grunts) 1853 01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:17,759 - (growls) - (yells) 1854 01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:19,409 Jason Bourne! 1855 01:16:19,410 --> 01:16:21,059 (both grunting) 1856 01:16:21,060 --> 01:16:23,160 (grunting) 1857 01:16:23,161 --> 01:16:25,260 (screams) 1858 01:16:25,261 --> 01:16:27,593 (grunts, groans) 1859 01:16:27,594 --> 01:16:28,869 (gun cocks) 1860 01:16:31,203 --> 01:16:33,269 (gun cocks, fires) 1861 01:16:33,270 --> 01:16:35,336 (both grunting) 1862 01:16:35,337 --> 01:16:37,009 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson! 1863 01:16:38,342 --> 01:16:40,375 - (gunshot) - Give me the phone! 1864 01:16:45,613 --> 01:16:47,117 Where's the phone, stuntman? 1865 01:16:47,118 --> 01:16:48,987 We got to get this phone to the cops. 1866 01:16:48,988 --> 01:16:50,693 - DAN: Okay. - COLT: It's the only thing... 1867 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,000 (grunts) 1868 01:17:05,468 --> 01:17:07,237 (grunts) 1869 01:17:07,238 --> 01:17:09,008 (straining) 1870 01:17:11,078 --> 01:17:13,408 (both grunting) 1871 01:17:18,481 --> 01:17:19,853 COLT: Hey, man bun! 1872 01:17:19,854 --> 01:17:22,587 Where's the phone, stuntman? 1873 01:17:22,588 --> 01:17:25,321 Jean-Claude, attaque! 1874 01:17:25,322 --> 01:17:26,773 (growling) 1875 01:17:26,774 --> 01:17:28,225 (screaming) 1876 01:17:31,428 --> 01:17:33,868 - (gun cocks) - (groaning) 1877 01:17:35,564 --> 01:17:36,837 I'm gonna take that. 1878 01:17:36,838 --> 01:17:38,367 Be careful of that, big fella. 1879 01:17:38,368 --> 01:17:40,006 Shut up! 1880 01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:42,976 I'm gonna go out the front and make sure no one's there. 1881 01:17:42,977 --> 01:17:44,240 - Okay. - All right. 1882 01:17:44,241 --> 01:17:45,890 Hey, take Jean-Claude, would you? 1883 01:17:45,891 --> 01:17:47,541 - Okay. Allons-y! - (barks) 1884 01:17:49,611 --> 01:17:52,513 Just you and me, stuntman. 1885 01:17:52,514 --> 01:17:54,218 Shit. 1886 01:18:03,064 --> 01:18:04,129 (phone beeps) 1887 01:18:05,528 --> 01:18:07,164 Colt's down. 1888 01:18:07,165 --> 01:18:10,333 Big fella got away, though. 1889 01:18:10,334 --> 01:18:12,137 Uh-huh. 1890 01:18:18,882 --> 01:18:21,982 You can make it. You can make it. You can make it! 1891 01:18:22,952 --> 01:18:25,051 No! It's too dangerous! 1892 01:18:25,052 --> 01:18:26,755 Got to be stairs. 1893 01:18:26,756 --> 01:18:28,956 Okay, okay, okay, okay! 1894 01:18:33,798 --> 01:18:35,831 (groans) 1895 01:18:40,101 --> 01:18:41,628 (guns cocking) 1896 01:18:44,501 --> 01:18:46,600 Colt. Hey, man. 1897 01:18:46,601 --> 01:18:47,908 (grunts) 1898 01:18:47,909 --> 01:18:50,438 (prolonged yelling over speakers) 1899 01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:54,443 Look at that. Yeah, makin' a movie here. 1900 01:18:55,446 --> 01:18:57,248 Could you leave us, please? 1901 01:18:58,515 --> 01:18:59,855 Yeah. 1902 01:19:02,156 --> 01:19:04,761 JODY: Ooh, Gail. So tense. 1903 01:19:05,929 --> 01:19:07,962 RYDER: You remember old Dressy, right? 1904 01:19:07,963 --> 01:19:10,096 (groans, exhales) 1905 01:19:10,097 --> 01:19:11,459 Stuntman. 1906 01:19:11,460 --> 01:19:13,935 I never forget a fist. (sighs) 1907 01:19:15,169 --> 01:19:17,499 Listen, I'm gonna need the phone. Where is it? 1908 01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:19,776 It's a matter of urgency. I need to know. 1909 01:19:21,505 --> 01:19:24,913 Right. The one that proves that you killed Henry, not me. 1910 01:19:24,914 --> 01:19:26,161 - Eh... - That phone. 1911 01:19:26,162 --> 01:19:27,409 - Well... - Yeah. 1912 01:19:27,410 --> 01:19:29,246 I'm gonna hold on to that. 1913 01:19:29,247 --> 01:19:31,282 Seems like it's the only thing keeping me alive right now. 1914 01:19:31,283 --> 01:19:33,316 What? 1915 01:19:33,317 --> 01:19:35,989 He's the prime suspect, Jody. 1916 01:19:35,990 --> 01:19:39,026 Gail, come on. Are you kidding me? 1917 01:19:39,027 --> 01:19:40,422 - I know. - Colt? 1918 01:19:40,423 --> 01:19:41,654 - Yeah. - There's no way. 1919 01:19:41,655 --> 01:19:42,689 - That's what I said. - There's no way! 1920 01:19:42,690 --> 01:19:44,096 What went wrong? 1921 01:19:44,097 --> 01:19:46,032 - What went wrong? - Mmm. 1922 01:19:46,033 --> 01:19:47,952 What went wrong? Well, as I look at it, 1923 01:19:47,953 --> 01:19:49,871 you know, you're... you're torturing me 1924 01:19:49,872 --> 01:19:51,940 right outside your superyacht like a Bond villain. 1925 01:19:51,941 --> 01:19:52,973 Dipshit! 1926 01:19:52,974 --> 01:19:54,734 What went wrong? 1927 01:19:55,704 --> 01:19:57,847 What went right?! 1928 01:19:59,015 --> 01:20:02,610 (exhales) You changed. 1929 01:20:02,611 --> 01:20:05,282 You changed. 1930 01:20:05,283 --> 01:20:09,957 Yeah. We used to be like brothers, you and I. 1931 01:20:09,958 --> 01:20:13,126 Entered into the sacred bond of actor and stuntman, man. 1932 01:20:13,127 --> 01:20:14,896 - Oh, God. - Yeah. 1933 01:20:14,897 --> 01:20:16,563 You think Colt could murder a human being? 1934 01:20:16,564 --> 01:20:18,230 - GAIL: No, I don't. - Did you tell them that? 1935 01:20:18,231 --> 01:20:19,632 - I said that. - This is a man... 1936 01:20:19,633 --> 01:20:21,034 This is a man who spent 23 minutes 1937 01:20:21,035 --> 01:20:22,662 ushering a cockroach out of my room once, 1938 01:20:22,663 --> 01:20:24,038 and I was like, "Just stomp on it," and he was like, 1939 01:20:24,039 --> 01:20:25,831 "No, let it live." I mean, it's Colt. 1940 01:20:25,832 --> 01:20:27,469 I told them all of that. 1941 01:20:27,470 --> 01:20:30,143 I told him who he is... who I thought he was. 1942 01:20:30,144 --> 01:20:31,506 Did you, emphatically? 1943 01:20:31,507 --> 01:20:33,046 - Yes, I did. - Yeah, because he 1944 01:20:33,047 --> 01:20:35,016 was at the airport where you sent him. 1945 01:20:35,017 --> 01:20:36,841 He never got on the plane, Jody. 1946 01:20:36,842 --> 01:20:38,497 - How many movies have we done? - Oh, I don't know. 1947 01:20:38,498 --> 01:20:40,152 How many? Yeah, too many to count, that's right. 1948 01:20:40,153 --> 01:20:42,188 - Yeah. - 'Cause I put you in the contract, didn't I? 1949 01:20:42,189 --> 01:20:43,772 I put you there, right there. 1950 01:20:43,773 --> 01:20:45,355 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah? That's right, 1951 01:20:45,356 --> 01:20:46,720 - I had the assistant, the makeup and hair... - Right. 1952 01:20:46,721 --> 01:20:48,325 ...uh, trainer, and then boom, 1953 01:20:48,326 --> 01:20:50,575 Ryder's number one stuntman, Colt Seavers. 1954 01:20:50,576 --> 01:20:52,825 That was me, I did that. I did that for you. 1955 01:20:52,826 --> 01:20:55,267 What are you gonna do for me? Huh? 1956 01:20:55,268 --> 01:20:57,236 Die, I guess? 1957 01:20:57,237 --> 01:20:59,204 Right? Die? 1958 01:20:59,205 --> 01:21:00,734 - Is that the plan? - RYDER: It's nothing personal. 1959 01:21:00,735 --> 01:21:02,169 Oh, my God. Well, I'm taking it personal. 1960 01:21:02,170 --> 01:21:03,756 - Yeah, I can see that. - The torture. 1961 01:21:03,757 --> 01:21:05,342 You know what? It's just business. 1962 01:21:05,343 --> 01:21:06,740 - The drugging, the Taser. - You know, it's just business. 1963 01:21:06,741 --> 01:21:08,279 I mean, Tom Ryder's a global brand. 1964 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,732 - I'm taking it personal. - I literally move markets. 1965 01:21:10,733 --> 01:21:14,010 If I go down... (whooshes) the freakin' Dow goes down. 1966 01:21:14,011 --> 01:21:17,289 If you break your back, I replace you like this. Boom. 1967 01:21:17,290 --> 01:21:19,340 You know, if you'd just stuck to your job 1968 01:21:19,341 --> 01:21:21,391 instead of trying to hog the spotlight, 1969 01:21:21,392 --> 01:21:23,377 this wouldn't have happened. I mean, Henry wouldn't be 1970 01:21:23,378 --> 01:21:25,363 on the scene, his accident wouldn't have happened, 1971 01:21:25,364 --> 01:21:27,546 your accident... freaky little fall. 1972 01:21:27,547 --> 01:21:29,730 'Cause you just push my buttons, man. 1973 01:21:29,731 --> 01:21:31,083 Wait a second. What? 1974 01:21:31,084 --> 01:21:32,436 (Ryder sighs deeply) 1975 01:21:32,437 --> 01:21:34,866 RYDER: What? 1976 01:21:34,867 --> 01:21:37,209 What did you say about my accident? 1977 01:21:37,210 --> 01:21:39,079 Well, you know, you pushed me over the edge. 1978 01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:41,082 You literally pushed a button. I mean, you didn't... 1979 01:21:41,083 --> 01:21:43,579 I mean, I pushed the button. 1980 01:21:46,991 --> 01:21:49,750 I had to crank it up a notch. 1981 01:21:56,528 --> 01:21:57,967 That was you? 1982 01:21:57,968 --> 01:21:59,595 Yeah. 1983 01:22:03,007 --> 01:22:05,237 Had to teach you a little lesson, didn't I? 1984 01:22:05,238 --> 01:22:07,240 (Southern accent): Got a little too big for your boots, 1985 01:22:07,241 --> 01:22:08,735 didn't you? 1986 01:22:08,736 --> 01:22:10,177 (normal accent): Henry's no different, you know. 1987 01:22:10,178 --> 01:22:11,573 (laughing) 1988 01:22:11,574 --> 01:22:14,742 Hey. You do your own stunts? 1989 01:22:14,743 --> 01:22:16,347 Do I do my own stunts? 1990 01:22:16,348 --> 01:22:18,988 In front of all those people, that's humiliating. 1991 01:22:18,989 --> 01:22:21,056 And yeah, I'm gonna kick you into next week. 1992 01:22:23,324 --> 01:22:26,258 (scoffs) But then Gail, you know... 1993 01:22:26,259 --> 01:22:28,310 - Remember Gail, right? - I've known her for 15 years. 1994 01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:30,133 Oh, yeah. I forget, 'cause you've been out of the game 1995 01:22:30,134 --> 01:22:31,957 - so long, you know? - I introduced the two of you. 1996 01:22:31,958 --> 01:22:33,464 Calls me up and says, "It doesn't look good." 1997 01:22:33,465 --> 01:22:36,037 Bad for marketing and renting, 1998 01:22:36,038 --> 01:22:38,271 and blah, blah, blah, and murder and... 1999 01:22:38,272 --> 01:22:40,437 I know, I-I-I d... (sniffles) 2000 01:22:40,438 --> 01:22:44,211 (crying): I real... I really don't need this right now. 2001 01:22:44,212 --> 01:22:46,179 Fucking Henry! 2002 01:22:46,180 --> 01:22:48,281 Don't worry about it. 2003 01:22:48,282 --> 01:22:50,513 You lay low... 2004 01:22:50,514 --> 01:22:52,153 and I will handle everything. 2005 01:22:53,519 --> 01:22:56,619 Maybe we don't know people as well as we think we do. 2006 01:22:56,620 --> 01:22:59,061 - Oh, my God. - You know? 2007 01:23:00,020 --> 01:23:01,128 Oh, my God, it's Colt. 2008 01:23:01,129 --> 01:23:02,558 - Give me the phone. - No. 2009 01:23:02,559 --> 01:23:04,230 - What are you doing? - Gail, get off the pho... 2010 01:23:04,231 --> 01:23:05,694 - Oh! What are you doing? - Oh, my... Jesus Christ, Gail! 2011 01:23:05,695 --> 01:23:08,169 - Oh, my... Oh, I'm so sorry. - Oh, my God. 2012 01:23:08,170 --> 01:23:09,631 - Let me help you. - No, stop it. 2013 01:23:09,632 --> 01:23:10,864 - Let me take it up to... - Do you know what? 2014 01:23:10,865 --> 01:23:11,997 - Just give me a minute. - Yep. 2015 01:23:11,998 --> 01:23:13,685 Just give me a minute. 2016 01:23:13,686 --> 01:23:15,374 - Yep. - Come on. 2017 01:23:16,344 --> 01:23:18,574 RYDER: This plan was so simple. 2018 01:23:18,575 --> 01:23:21,006 Yeah, we were gonna put Henry's body on ice 2019 01:23:21,007 --> 01:23:22,743 so it doesn't decompose. 2020 01:23:22,744 --> 01:23:25,417 We could pull you out from that rock you crawled under. 2021 01:23:25,418 --> 01:23:27,452 - My life, yep. - You know, scan your face. 2022 01:23:29,291 --> 01:23:31,390 Dressy here is gonna stick you on the murder video. 2023 01:23:31,391 --> 01:23:33,094 Drug you, drive you and Henry's body 2024 01:23:33,095 --> 01:23:36,021 off the Sydney Harbour Bridge, in your car... boom. 2025 01:23:36,022 --> 01:23:37,924 You got murder, suicide. 2026 01:23:37,925 --> 01:23:39,711 Cut. Check the gate. 2027 01:23:39,712 --> 01:23:41,498 Move on. Beautiful. 2028 01:23:41,499 --> 01:23:43,435 I think we have different ideas of what simple is. 2029 01:23:43,436 --> 01:23:45,167 Y-You just didn't stay down, did you? 2030 01:23:45,168 --> 01:23:46,900 You had to, like, uh, create a big scene, 2031 01:23:46,901 --> 01:23:48,604 like Colt Seavers does. 2032 01:23:48,605 --> 01:23:50,837 You could... But you know what? This can still work 2033 01:23:50,838 --> 01:23:54,512 because we got the murder, now we just need the suicide. 2034 01:23:54,513 --> 01:23:57,514 (sighs heavily) 2035 01:23:57,515 --> 01:23:59,450 - Sad. - It's plot heavy. 2036 01:23:59,451 --> 01:24:01,353 We're getting tangled in exposition. 2037 01:24:01,354 --> 01:24:03,256 Lose the last part... the suicide. 2038 01:24:03,257 --> 01:24:05,226 You lose the audience if there's too much. 2039 01:24:05,227 --> 01:24:06,622 Colt. 2040 01:24:06,623 --> 01:24:08,910 Where's the phone? 2041 01:24:08,911 --> 01:24:11,198 Tom, you need carbs! 2042 01:24:11,199 --> 01:24:14,432 Your brain runs on glucose! 2043 01:24:14,433 --> 01:24:17,034 (stammers) For simple cognitive functions. 2044 01:24:17,035 --> 01:24:19,636 - You need them. - Colt, you're the fall guy. 2045 01:24:19,637 --> 01:24:21,803 You're the fall guy, you know. 2046 01:24:21,804 --> 01:24:24,442 Where's the phone? 2047 01:24:24,443 --> 01:24:26,742 I mean, I... You can keep taking hits all night, 2048 01:24:26,743 --> 01:24:28,281 but you know what? 2049 01:24:28,282 --> 01:24:31,081 I can think of a few other people who can't. 2050 01:24:31,082 --> 01:24:33,881 We could bring Dan up here, maybe Jody, perhaps. 2051 01:24:33,882 --> 01:24:35,916 I mean, I like Jody, but you know. 2052 01:24:35,917 --> 01:24:38,225 There's no phone. 2053 01:24:38,226 --> 01:24:39,788 Okay? That's the twist. 2054 01:24:39,789 --> 01:24:41,228 No phone. 2055 01:24:41,229 --> 01:24:44,056 He shot it out of my hand. 2056 01:24:44,057 --> 01:24:45,628 Up there, go check. 2057 01:24:45,629 --> 01:24:48,169 You, too, all of you. I'll wait. 2058 01:24:48,170 --> 01:24:50,804 - (laughs) He shot it. - You didn't know you did that? 2059 01:24:50,805 --> 01:24:53,439 It's crazy. I've been wanting to tell you this whole time. 2060 01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:54,769 No, he didn't. 2061 01:24:54,770 --> 01:24:56,870 - I was by the door frame. - No. 2062 01:24:56,871 --> 01:24:58,972 And he shoots it out of my hands! 2063 01:24:58,973 --> 01:25:00,511 - No. - Take the ties off. 2064 01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:02,414 - Oh, my God, what a relief. - That's crazy. 2065 01:25:02,415 --> 01:25:04,615 You were right about one thing, that was the only thing 2066 01:25:04,616 --> 01:25:07,134 keeping you alive. (sighs) 2067 01:25:07,135 --> 01:25:09,652 I really wish you could see 2068 01:25:09,653 --> 01:25:11,083 what Jody's gonna do with Metalstorm. 2069 01:25:11,084 --> 01:25:12,589 It's gonna be awesome. 2070 01:25:12,590 --> 01:25:16,297 And honestly... it's gonna be a banger. 2071 01:25:17,564 --> 01:25:19,531 DRESSLER: Not so cocky now, are you, mate? 2072 01:25:19,532 --> 01:25:21,962 Jesus, Mike Mike, put a lid on it. 2073 01:25:26,408 --> 01:25:28,474 RYDER: Wish you didn't break that bond, bro. 2074 01:25:28,475 --> 01:25:30,035 Wish you didn't break that bond. 2075 01:25:30,036 --> 01:25:32,445 All right, stuntman, time for a drink, mate. Eh? 2076 01:25:32,446 --> 01:25:35,481 - (groans) - There we go. Eh? 2077 01:25:35,482 --> 01:25:37,141 Help! 2078 01:25:37,142 --> 01:25:38,929 - (Dressler laughs) - Help! 2079 01:25:38,930 --> 01:25:40,717 - Shut up. Shut up. - Help! 2080 01:25:40,718 --> 01:25:42,719 Shut up, mate. 2081 01:25:48,056 --> 01:25:49,891 (Dressler laughs) 2082 01:25:51,235 --> 01:25:52,695 There. 2083 01:25:52,696 --> 01:25:54,236 This fire gag's real. 2084 01:25:56,240 --> 01:25:58,372 (screams) 2085 01:25:58,373 --> 01:26:00,506 ♪ ♪ 2086 01:26:05,546 --> 01:26:07,678 (motor revs) 2087 01:26:08,945 --> 01:26:10,483 Come on, guys, start the boat. 2088 01:26:10,484 --> 01:26:11,849 He's gone the wrong way. 2089 01:26:14,918 --> 01:26:16,885 ♪ ♪ 2090 01:26:24,301 --> 01:26:25,729 Shit! 2091 01:26:29,867 --> 01:26:31,273 (rapid gunfire) 2092 01:26:37,380 --> 01:26:39,314 (gunfire continues) 2093 01:26:52,725 --> 01:26:53,988 (gunfire continues) 2094 01:27:14,681 --> 01:27:16,780 ♪ ♪ 2095 01:27:23,591 --> 01:27:24,788 (tie snaps) 2096 01:27:35,031 --> 01:27:36,998 (ringing) 2097 01:27:36,999 --> 01:27:38,532 Oh, Colt. 2098 01:27:38,533 --> 01:27:40,066 Colt? 2099 01:27:40,067 --> 01:27:41,442 - Hey. - What's going on? 2100 01:27:41,443 --> 01:27:42,475 What'd you sing? 2101 01:27:42,476 --> 01:27:44,345 - What? - At karaoke. 2102 01:27:44,346 --> 01:27:45,743 - I'm sorry I didn't make it. - It doesn't matter. 2103 01:27:45,744 --> 01:27:47,360 Listen. Everyone's saying you killed Henry. 2104 01:27:47,361 --> 01:27:48,976 - What's happening? - Oh, that's not true. 2105 01:27:48,977 --> 01:27:51,149 You're gonna hear a lot of things that aren't true. 2106 01:27:51,150 --> 01:27:53,321 I just wanted to say that when I first got here, 2107 01:27:53,322 --> 01:27:55,423 when you asked how I was doing and I gave you the thumbs-up, 2108 01:27:55,424 --> 01:27:56,985 when you were like, "That's stunt guy bullshit," 2109 01:27:56,986 --> 01:27:59,250 and you're right, it's total cliché, 2110 01:27:59,251 --> 01:28:01,022 but, you know, there's a reason you don't see 2111 01:28:01,023 --> 01:28:02,793 the thumbs-down stunt guy. 2112 01:28:04,698 --> 01:28:07,435 You know, it's kind of part of our training. 2113 01:28:07,436 --> 01:28:09,965 Right? You know, you get hit by a car, 2114 01:28:09,966 --> 01:28:11,471 you get thrown out of a window, 2115 01:28:11,472 --> 01:28:13,375 you get set on fire, you give the thumbs-up. 2116 01:28:13,376 --> 01:28:15,838 But, uh, after my accident... 2117 01:28:15,839 --> 01:28:19,843 turns out was not an accident, by the way... 2118 01:28:19,844 --> 01:28:22,713 I, uh... 2119 01:28:22,714 --> 01:28:24,518 I wasn't okay. 2120 01:28:25,521 --> 01:28:28,506 And not because I broke my back, 2121 01:28:28,507 --> 01:28:31,492 because I just felt like a huge... 2122 01:28:31,493 --> 01:28:33,257 failure. 2123 01:28:36,323 --> 01:28:38,576 And I realized that, uh... 2124 01:28:38,577 --> 01:28:40,831 you know, I'm not invincible. 2125 01:28:40,832 --> 01:28:42,536 Huge shocker. 2126 01:28:43,737 --> 01:28:46,540 And I thought maybe I wasn't so special 2127 01:28:46,541 --> 01:28:48,332 or something, so I, uh... 2128 01:28:48,333 --> 01:28:51,038 just figured that the thumbs-down version of me 2129 01:28:51,039 --> 01:28:53,640 wasn't what you got into it for, so I disappeared. 2130 01:28:53,641 --> 01:28:56,242 But, you know, I didn't just disappear on you. 2131 01:28:56,243 --> 01:28:59,552 Uh... just disappeared on, 2132 01:28:59,553 --> 01:29:04,052 (sniffles) on, uh, myself... too. 2133 01:29:05,792 --> 01:29:07,593 Anyway, I'm sorry. 2134 01:29:07,594 --> 01:29:09,596 You deserved more than that. I'm sorry. 2135 01:29:09,597 --> 01:29:11,862 I just wanted you to be honest. 2136 01:29:12,931 --> 01:29:16,295 You know, honestly, it, uh, all hurts. 2137 01:29:21,709 --> 01:29:24,071 Getting hit by a car hurts. 2138 01:29:24,072 --> 01:29:26,073 Getting thrown out of a window hurts. 2139 01:29:26,074 --> 01:29:30,210 (sniffles) Getting set on fire really hurts. 2140 01:29:30,211 --> 01:29:32,679 But, uh... 2141 01:29:32,680 --> 01:29:35,149 (exhales) 2142 01:29:36,658 --> 01:29:38,988 ...none of it ever hurt as much as not being with you. 2143 01:29:41,564 --> 01:29:43,256 Where are you? 2144 01:29:44,732 --> 01:29:47,865 Is that from a movie or did I just make that up? 2145 01:29:47,866 --> 01:29:49,569 It's pretty good. (laughs) 2146 01:29:49,570 --> 01:29:51,690 - DRESSLER: There he is! - You can use it if you want. 2147 01:29:54,610 --> 01:29:56,136 No, please... 2148 01:29:56,137 --> 01:29:58,172 For what it's worth, I'm still in love with you. 2149 01:29:59,780 --> 01:30:01,978 And I don't think you should give up on that happy ending. 2150 01:30:01,979 --> 01:30:03,177 Colt. 2151 01:30:04,081 --> 01:30:05,784 COLT: I got to go. 2152 01:30:05,785 --> 01:30:06,817 Colt. 2153 01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:08,099 ♪ Tonight ♪ 2154 01:30:08,100 --> 01:30:09,380 Wait, Colt. 2155 01:30:09,381 --> 01:30:13,594 ♪ I want to see it in your eyes ♪ 2156 01:30:13,595 --> 01:30:17,256 ♪ Feel the tension ♪ 2157 01:30:17,257 --> 01:30:21,602 ♪ There's something that drives me wild ♪ 2158 01:30:21,603 --> 01:30:24,329 ♪ And tonight ♪ 2159 01:30:24,330 --> 01:30:28,086 ♪ I want to make it all come true ♪ 2160 01:30:28,087 --> 01:30:31,843 ♪ 'Cause, girl, you were made for me ♪ 2161 01:30:33,044 --> 01:30:37,518 ♪ Girl, I was made for you ♪ 2162 01:30:37,519 --> 01:30:41,655 ♪ I was made for loving you, baby ♪ 2163 01:30:41,656 --> 01:30:45,185 ♪ You were made for loving me ♪ 2164 01:30:45,186 --> 01:30:49,124 ♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ 2165 01:30:49,125 --> 01:30:52,743 ♪ You can't get enough of me ♪ 2166 01:30:52,744 --> 01:30:56,361 ♪ I was made for loving you ♪ 2167 01:30:56,362 --> 01:31:00,415 ♪ And you were made for loving me ♪ 2168 01:31:00,416 --> 01:31:04,469 ♪ I can give it all to you, baby ♪ 2169 01:31:04,470 --> 01:31:08,011 ♪ Can you give it all to me? ♪ 2170 01:31:08,012 --> 01:31:09,682 ♪ ♪ 2171 01:31:09,683 --> 01:31:11,982 (phone vibrating) 2172 01:31:16,725 --> 01:31:19,528 That's a wrap on Colt Seavers. 2173 01:31:30,365 --> 01:31:31,705 (phone vibrates) 2174 01:31:31,706 --> 01:31:33,464 Gail? 2175 01:31:33,465 --> 01:31:34,741 GAIL: Jody. 2176 01:31:37,108 --> 01:31:39,108 Colt's... 2177 01:31:40,111 --> 01:31:41,715 Colt's dead. 2178 01:31:42,883 --> 01:31:44,475 ♪ ♪ 2179 01:31:44,476 --> 01:31:46,522 (singer vocalizing) 2180 01:31:53,795 --> 01:31:57,566 Police are investigating an explosion on Sydney Harbour 2181 01:31:57,567 --> 01:31:59,424 just outside the Opera House, 2182 01:31:59,425 --> 01:32:01,669 where it appears a boat has collided with... 2183 01:32:01,670 --> 01:32:03,770 ♪ ♪ 2184 01:32:15,443 --> 01:32:19,379 ♪ I was made for loving you, baby ♪ 2185 01:32:19,380 --> 01:32:23,053 ♪ You were made for loving me ♪ 2186 01:32:23,054 --> 01:32:24,856 ♪ I can't get enough... ♪ 2187 01:32:24,857 --> 01:32:27,551 ...an alleged suicide of Colt Seavers, 2188 01:32:27,552 --> 01:32:31,061 the man responsible for the recent murder of Henry Herrera. 2189 01:32:31,062 --> 01:32:33,425 ♪ I was made for loving you ♪ 2190 01:32:33,426 --> 01:32:37,996 ♪ And you were made for loving me ♪ 2191 01:32:37,997 --> 01:32:42,567 ♪ I can give it all to you, baby ♪ 2192 01:32:42,568 --> 01:32:46,274 ♪ Can you give it all to me? ♪ 2193 01:32:52,986 --> 01:32:54,854 Hey. Hey. 2194 01:32:56,022 --> 01:32:57,955 Whoa. Huh? 2195 01:32:57,956 --> 01:32:59,727 Looking for Stunt Coordinator Dan Tucker. 2196 01:32:59,728 --> 01:33:00,992 - You seen him? - No. 2197 01:33:02,765 --> 01:33:04,666 (clattering) 2198 01:33:08,804 --> 01:33:11,001 Hey! You two. 2199 01:33:11,002 --> 01:33:14,335 Helmets off. Looking for Stunt Coordinator Dan Tucker. 2200 01:33:25,282 --> 01:33:27,266 NEWSMAN (over TV): Following a dramatic boat explosion 2201 01:33:27,267 --> 01:33:29,251 on Sydney Harbour, police are currently investigating 2202 01:33:29,252 --> 01:33:32,584 the suicide of American stuntman Colt Seavers. 2203 01:33:32,585 --> 01:33:34,255 (button clicks) 2204 01:33:34,256 --> 01:33:37,160 Following a dramatic boat explosion on Sydney Harbour, 2205 01:33:37,161 --> 01:33:38,711 police are currently investigating 2206 01:33:38,712 --> 01:33:40,262 the suicide of American stunt... 2207 01:33:40,263 --> 01:33:41,592 (button clicks) 2208 01:33:41,593 --> 01:33:43,446 Following a dramatic boat explosion 2209 01:33:43,447 --> 01:33:45,299 on Sydney Harbour, police are... 2210 01:33:45,300 --> 01:33:48,875 Following a dramatic boat explosion on Sydney Harbour, 2211 01:33:48,876 --> 01:33:50,469 police are currently investigating 2212 01:33:50,470 --> 01:33:52,175 the suicide of American stuntman Colt Seavers. 2213 01:33:52,176 --> 01:33:54,044 (screams) 2214 01:33:54,045 --> 01:33:56,014 (robotic voice): Jody, you need to be quiet. Don't say a word. 2215 01:33:56,015 --> 01:33:58,478 - (grunting) - (robotic scream) 2216 01:34:04,728 --> 01:34:06,893 (robotic screaming) 2217 01:34:10,591 --> 01:34:12,195 Wait, wait. No. 2218 01:34:16,597 --> 01:34:18,267 (robotic groaning) 2219 01:34:21,371 --> 01:34:23,239 Jody... 2220 01:34:26,783 --> 01:34:28,244 (robotic groaning) 2221 01:34:33,856 --> 01:34:38,353 You think you can come to my set and sneak up on me? 2222 01:34:42,931 --> 01:34:44,194 (robotic groan) 2223 01:34:45,098 --> 01:34:46,460 Wait! 2224 01:34:48,805 --> 01:34:50,596 It's me. It's me. 2225 01:34:51,940 --> 01:34:53,973 Remember? 2226 01:34:53,974 --> 01:34:55,738 Jesus Christ. 2227 01:34:55,739 --> 01:34:57,503 I knew it. 2228 01:34:57,504 --> 01:34:58,604 - I knew it. - (groans) 2229 01:34:58,605 --> 01:34:59,879 (Jody panting) 2230 01:34:59,880 --> 01:35:01,914 I knew you were alive. 2231 01:35:01,915 --> 01:35:03,014 (normal voice): Three shows a day, 2232 01:35:03,015 --> 01:35:04,499 six days a week for three years. 2233 01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:05,985 The Miami Vice stunt show. 2234 01:35:07,417 --> 01:35:08,789 You remembered. 2235 01:35:08,790 --> 01:35:11,154 Yes. I'm happy you're alive, Colt. 2236 01:35:11,155 --> 01:35:13,520 Colt, I'm so happy you're alive. 2237 01:35:13,521 --> 01:35:15,059 - I knew it. - Oh, my God. 2238 01:35:15,060 --> 01:35:16,896 - What were you doing... - Nice work with the pen. 2239 01:35:16,897 --> 01:35:18,261 - So sorry. - No, it was great. You got it out just in time. 2240 01:35:18,262 --> 01:35:20,329 I think the ink poisoning didn't set in. 2241 01:35:20,330 --> 01:35:22,396 - (kisses) Chef's kiss. - What's going on? 2242 01:35:22,397 --> 01:35:24,267 - Huh? - Everyone's saying that you killed Henry. 2243 01:35:24,268 --> 01:35:26,434 Ryder killed Henry. He framed me. 2244 01:35:26,435 --> 01:35:27,731 There's footage of you. 2245 01:35:27,732 --> 01:35:29,634 - Well, he deepfaked me. - What? 2246 01:35:29,635 --> 01:35:31,702 They do it all the time on the Internet. 2247 01:35:31,703 --> 01:35:34,310 They take Tom Cruise's face, and they put it on yours. 2248 01:35:34,311 --> 01:35:35,729 And you can't tell the difference. 2249 01:35:35,730 --> 01:35:37,423 No. Okay, so where's the real footage 2250 01:35:37,424 --> 01:35:39,116 of Ryder killing Henry? How do we get it? 2251 01:35:39,117 --> 01:35:41,052 It was on Ryder's phone, and then it got destroyed because 2252 01:35:41,053 --> 01:35:43,571 - Dan's Last of the Mohicans plan didn't work out. - What? 2253 01:35:43,572 --> 01:35:46,091 It's not his fault, you know? He called tomahawk first, okay. 2254 01:35:46,092 --> 01:35:47,454 I got "blanks only." 2255 01:35:47,455 --> 01:35:48,720 And it was going pretty well, actually, 2256 01:35:48,721 --> 01:35:50,556 and then Dressler showed up. 2257 01:35:50,557 --> 01:35:53,395 So he, you know, he does this, like, Jason Bourne shit. 2258 01:35:53,396 --> 01:35:55,969 Okay, I have so many questions. (pants) 2259 01:35:55,970 --> 01:35:57,464 Okay. 2260 01:35:57,465 --> 01:35:59,467 Who else knows you're alive? 2261 01:35:59,468 --> 01:36:01,237 - No one. - Great. 2262 01:36:01,238 --> 01:36:02,909 No, that's the point. I mean, I figure 2263 01:36:02,910 --> 01:36:04,109 we can't finish the movie unless they think I'm dead. 2264 01:36:04,110 --> 01:36:05,769 What movie? 2265 01:36:05,770 --> 01:36:06,814 Metalstorm. 2266 01:36:06,815 --> 01:36:08,574 What about Metalstorm? 2267 01:36:08,575 --> 01:36:09,983 If they think I'm dead, they'll come back and finish. 2268 01:36:09,984 --> 01:36:11,148 - Who? - Ryder. 2269 01:36:11,149 --> 01:36:12,666 - Finish what? - The movie. 2270 01:36:12,667 --> 01:36:14,184 - Metalstorm? - Exactly. 2271 01:36:14,185 --> 01:36:15,834 - Are you insane? You are insane. - What? 2272 01:36:15,835 --> 01:36:17,242 You need to be burning your fingerprints off, 2273 01:36:17,243 --> 01:36:18,651 and you need to be getting across the border 2274 01:36:18,652 --> 01:36:20,355 as fast as possible. 2275 01:36:20,356 --> 01:36:22,489 We're gonna hide you until we can clear your name. 2276 01:36:22,490 --> 01:36:24,624 None of it matters anymore. It's just a stupid movie. 2277 01:36:24,625 --> 01:36:25,691 - What? - It's a stupid movie. 2278 01:36:25,692 --> 01:36:27,164 Don't say that. 2279 01:36:27,165 --> 01:36:29,760 That's Metalstorm you're talking about. 2280 01:36:29,761 --> 01:36:32,038 That's the movie you spent your whole life trying to make. 2281 01:36:32,039 --> 01:36:33,698 Who knows? 2282 01:36:33,699 --> 01:36:35,701 You might inspire a whole generation of little Jodys 2283 01:36:35,702 --> 01:36:39,012 to pick up cameras and make their own movies. 2284 01:36:41,016 --> 01:36:43,016 You're just... you're special. 2285 01:36:44,184 --> 01:36:46,382 And all of us get to be a part of something special 2286 01:36:46,383 --> 01:36:48,647 because it comes from you. 2287 01:36:48,648 --> 01:36:52,025 I obviously failed at getting us our happy ending, 2288 01:36:52,026 --> 01:36:53,784 but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let 2289 01:36:53,785 --> 01:36:55,864 Space Cowboy and Aliena not have theirs. 2290 01:36:55,865 --> 01:36:58,822 ♪ ♪ 2291 01:36:58,823 --> 01:37:00,230 (Jody moans) 2292 01:37:00,231 --> 01:37:01,880 (knocking on door) 2293 01:37:01,881 --> 01:37:03,530 Jody, my love! 2294 01:37:03,531 --> 01:37:04,867 - One sec! - (high-pitched): I'm coming... 2295 01:37:04,868 --> 01:37:06,204 - (shushes) Stop it. - (muffled grunt) 2296 01:37:06,205 --> 01:37:07,733 (quietly): Gail. She's in on it. 2297 01:37:07,734 --> 01:37:09,404 - What? - Yes. 2298 01:37:09,405 --> 01:37:11,208 - Okay, come on. - Let's just kiss a little bit first. 2299 01:37:11,209 --> 01:37:13,569 No, come on, we g... got to get you in the bathroom, please. 2300 01:37:14,544 --> 01:37:15,774 Come on. 2301 01:37:17,382 --> 01:37:19,150 Come on. 2302 01:37:19,151 --> 01:37:21,648 - Christ! - (knocking) 2303 01:37:21,649 --> 01:37:22,989 Got to work. 2304 01:37:22,990 --> 01:37:24,925 You all right in there, my darling? 2305 01:37:24,926 --> 01:37:27,390 Here, this... Take this soap and rub it on my belly. 2306 01:37:29,262 --> 01:37:30,898 JODY: Get in the bedroom. 2307 01:37:30,899 --> 01:37:33,313 - Okay. Colt. Are you good? Okay. - Okay. Yeah. 2308 01:37:33,314 --> 01:37:35,728 - Be quiet. Don't make a sound. - GAIL: Jod? 2309 01:37:35,729 --> 01:37:37,037 - My head. The head. - What? 2310 01:37:37,038 --> 01:37:39,533 (knocking) 2311 01:37:39,534 --> 01:37:41,519 - Hi! - GAIL: Hey. Hello, you. 2312 01:37:41,520 --> 01:37:43,505 - Hey. Hey. - Aw, come here. 2313 01:37:43,506 --> 01:37:44,912 Thank you. 2314 01:37:44,913 --> 01:37:46,326 GAIL: Aw, how's my favorite director? 2315 01:37:46,327 --> 01:37:47,740 JODY: Uh, a bit emotional, you know. 2316 01:37:47,741 --> 01:37:49,246 Oh, no... Jesus. 2317 01:37:49,247 --> 01:37:50,874 Like Johnny and Amber have just been here. 2318 01:37:50,875 --> 01:37:52,844 (laughs) I just need to vent, 'cause it's been... 2319 01:37:52,845 --> 01:37:54,983 - it's just been so much. - I know. I know. 2320 01:37:54,984 --> 01:37:57,122 - I'm so sorry about Colt. - Thank you. 2321 01:37:57,123 --> 01:37:59,587 You know, it's such a shame, but what a mess. 2322 01:37:59,588 --> 01:38:00,961 - Right. - Who knew? 2323 01:38:00,962 --> 01:38:02,853 - Yeah. - I mean, I tried to help him. 2324 01:38:02,854 --> 01:38:05,296 I hope you know that, but sometimes you can't help people 2325 01:38:05,297 --> 01:38:06,759 - who don't want to be saved. - Right. 2326 01:38:06,760 --> 01:38:09,200 But silver lining 2327 01:38:09,201 --> 01:38:12,237 to this very dark (kisses) cloud. 2328 01:38:12,238 --> 01:38:13,969 I've got Ryder to come back. 2329 01:38:13,970 --> 01:38:15,836 - And I have a plan. - Really? 2330 01:38:15,837 --> 01:38:17,703 But we're not gonna be able to do 2331 01:38:17,704 --> 01:38:20,574 your big third act set piece, the car jump. 2332 01:38:20,575 --> 01:38:23,710 It is an impossible jump, especially now with Colt gone. 2333 01:38:23,711 --> 01:38:25,777 - Dead. - He's gone. 2334 01:38:25,778 --> 01:38:27,989 - He's so dead. - Stay with me. 2335 01:38:27,990 --> 01:38:29,484 I spoke to Venti. 2336 01:38:29,485 --> 01:38:31,421 She says that she can do it in VFX. 2337 01:38:31,422 --> 01:38:32,817 The car jump. 2338 01:38:32,818 --> 01:38:35,095 All we need to focus on is Ryder's new, 2339 01:38:35,096 --> 01:38:38,593 final, bombastic monologue. 2340 01:38:38,594 --> 01:38:39,967 I've read the pages. 2341 01:38:39,968 --> 01:38:41,485 God, you smashed it. I knew you would. 2342 01:38:41,486 --> 01:38:43,004 - We're gonna get him covered. - Yeah. 2343 01:38:43,005 --> 01:38:45,665 You, meanwhile... 2344 01:38:45,666 --> 01:38:48,586 please go and rest up in Fiji, on me. 2345 01:38:48,587 --> 01:38:51,506 You know? Plop yourself on a beach. 2346 01:38:51,507 --> 01:38:53,938 And I'm gonna take care of all of it for you. 2347 01:38:53,939 --> 01:38:54,982 Gail. 2348 01:38:54,983 --> 01:38:56,511 You've got so much to process. 2349 01:38:56,512 --> 01:38:58,250 - No. - I can take care of all of it. 2350 01:38:58,251 --> 01:39:00,779 No. This is my movie. 2351 01:39:00,780 --> 01:39:02,363 - Now, listen to me. - (sighs) 2352 01:39:02,364 --> 01:39:03,947 I've learned so much from you. 2353 01:39:03,948 --> 01:39:06,621 - I know. Thank you. - And I'm very grateful. 2354 01:39:06,622 --> 01:39:08,754 But the lesson I stand by now, 2355 01:39:08,755 --> 01:39:11,356 - that you've taught me... - Yeah. Yeah. 2356 01:39:11,357 --> 01:39:13,958 You fall down, you get right back up. 2357 01:39:13,959 --> 01:39:15,459 (inhales deeply) 2358 01:39:15,460 --> 01:39:16,960 (sputtering chuckle) 2359 01:39:16,961 --> 01:39:18,715 I am directing this movie, yeah. 2360 01:39:18,716 --> 01:39:20,469 GAIL: Oh, my God, that's my girl. 2361 01:39:20,470 --> 01:39:22,202 - It went in. I'm so proud of you. - Good. Okay. 2362 01:39:22,203 --> 01:39:23,935 Thank you. All right, let's get you out of here. 2363 01:39:23,936 --> 01:39:25,771 - One last thing. - Yeah? 2364 01:39:25,772 --> 01:39:27,444 - Have you seen Dan? - Nope. I think he's by the taco truck. 2365 01:39:27,445 --> 01:39:28,874 - You haven't heard from him? - He's probably-probably 2366 01:39:28,875 --> 01:39:30,150 over there somewhere. Thank you so much. 2367 01:39:30,151 --> 01:39:31,711 - I'm proud of you. - Thank you. 2368 01:39:31,712 --> 01:39:33,186 - Thanks for the pep talk. Okay, buh-bye. - (sighs) 2369 01:39:33,187 --> 01:39:34,286 - Love you, darling. - Love you, too. Bye! 2370 01:39:34,287 --> 01:39:36,188 Oof. 2371 01:39:36,189 --> 01:39:38,273 (robotic voice): You're gonna finish the movie. 2372 01:39:38,274 --> 01:39:40,358 No, I'm gonna clear your name. Okay, now listen. 2373 01:39:40,359 --> 01:39:41,557 (normal voice): Why can't we do both? 2374 01:39:41,558 --> 01:39:42,656 I think we can. 2375 01:39:42,657 --> 01:39:44,460 We're gonna bring him to set, 2376 01:39:44,461 --> 01:39:47,497 in a controlled environment, and then we surround him... 2377 01:39:47,498 --> 01:39:49,961 And we beat the shit out of him. 2378 01:39:49,962 --> 01:39:51,467 No. 2379 01:39:51,468 --> 01:39:53,305 We're gonna force a confession out of him 2380 01:39:53,306 --> 01:39:55,306 by putting him in a scene. 2381 01:39:55,307 --> 01:39:56,902 - Right. - You know, he always forgets he's mic'd. 2382 01:39:56,903 --> 01:39:58,375 That's better. 2383 01:39:58,376 --> 01:39:59,839 JODY: I just don't know how to do it yet. 2384 01:39:59,840 --> 01:40:01,115 (exhales sharply) 2385 01:40:03,581 --> 01:40:05,086 I know how to do that. 2386 01:40:07,288 --> 01:40:09,486 Make him do his own stunt. 2387 01:40:09,487 --> 01:40:11,091 The impossible jump. 2388 01:40:11,092 --> 01:40:13,944 Then we beat the shit out of him. 2389 01:40:13,945 --> 01:40:16,798 One seventy-four, alpha, take two. 2390 01:40:19,861 --> 01:40:21,564 JODY (over bullhorn): And action! 2391 01:40:21,565 --> 01:40:23,269 O-One second, one second, one second. 2392 01:40:26,032 --> 01:40:27,851 - Action! - (sighs) 2393 01:40:27,852 --> 01:40:29,670 (dramatic music playing) 2394 01:40:29,671 --> 01:40:31,287 (Southern accent): It's high noon 2395 01:40:31,288 --> 01:40:32,905 at the edge of the universe, folks. 2396 01:40:32,906 --> 01:40:35,050 (dramatic music swells) 2397 01:40:48,890 --> 01:40:51,891 Now, we're facing a powerful enemy. 2398 01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:58,062 An alien species born of the worst of humanity's traits. 2399 01:40:58,063 --> 01:41:01,483 Well, what our enemy doesn't see 2400 01:41:01,484 --> 01:41:04,904 is that their demise is imminent. 2401 01:41:05,940 --> 01:41:10,846 And the most powerful weapon in all galaxy? 2402 01:41:13,915 --> 01:41:15,849 Love. 2403 01:41:17,358 --> 01:41:23,956 Inside each and every one of you is a spark, baby. 2404 01:41:23,957 --> 01:41:25,726 An ember. 2405 01:41:25,727 --> 01:41:28,295 A goddamn fire! 2406 01:41:28,296 --> 01:41:30,864 (crowd cheering) 2407 01:41:31,966 --> 01:41:34,720 Love is how we will win. 2408 01:41:34,721 --> 01:41:37,474 And even if we lose, 2409 01:41:37,475 --> 01:41:41,281 we're gonna die fighting for a happy ending! 2410 01:41:41,282 --> 01:41:44,515 - (crowd cheering) - Hell yeah! 2411 01:41:44,516 --> 01:41:46,109 Whoo! 2412 01:41:46,110 --> 01:41:48,112 Well, let's go and get it, then! 2413 01:41:48,113 --> 01:41:51,081 Get on out there and go! 2414 01:41:51,082 --> 01:41:53,986 Who's with me?! Who is with me?! Let's go! 2415 01:41:53,987 --> 01:41:55,954 Cut! Yes! 2416 01:41:55,955 --> 01:41:57,989 So good, so good. 2417 01:41:57,990 --> 01:41:59,332 - Thank you. - (normal accent): Was that it? 2418 01:41:59,333 --> 01:42:00,729 - God, yeah. - Did we get it? 2419 01:42:00,730 --> 01:42:02,125 - It was so good. - We got it? 2420 01:42:02,126 --> 01:42:03,534 - Magic. Yeah, yeah. - IGGY: Yeah, it was hot, babe. 2421 01:42:03,535 --> 01:42:05,205 JODY: Oh, my God. Gail was in floods. 2422 01:42:05,206 --> 01:42:06,866 I really felt that one. I really felt that one. 2423 01:42:06,867 --> 01:42:08,473 - She was... Of course you did. - 'Cause I had tears. 2424 01:42:08,474 --> 01:42:10,034 Of course you did. Yeah, I know. I can see them. 2425 01:42:10,035 --> 01:42:12,020 - (Gail exclaims) - (pants) - Yeah, it was fantastic. 2426 01:42:12,021 --> 01:42:14,006 So, listen, all we have left is the alien truck coverage. 2427 01:42:14,007 --> 01:42:15,446 - All right? That's it. - No. 2428 01:42:15,447 --> 01:42:17,140 - Yep. We're gonna do the car jump. - No. 2429 01:42:17,141 --> 01:42:18,895 - No one told me about another setup. - We said... No. 2430 01:42:18,896 --> 01:42:20,691 - There's another setup? - Venti's gonna do that in VFX, 2431 01:42:20,692 --> 01:42:22,370 - so we're out of here. - I know, but we need his close-up. 2432 01:42:22,371 --> 01:42:24,049 All right? I need his close-up right here for the coverage. 2433 01:42:24,050 --> 01:42:25,193 All right? 15 minutes tops. That's all I need. 2434 01:42:25,194 --> 01:42:26,787 This is the bit, do you remember, 2435 01:42:26,788 --> 01:42:28,322 - where Space Cowboy steals the alien vehicle? - Hmm. 2436 01:42:28,323 --> 01:42:29,857 - Come on. This is his moment. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 2437 01:42:29,858 --> 01:42:31,325 I'm not gonna do any driving, right? 2438 01:42:31,326 --> 01:42:32,794 Because I'm gonna feel really nauseous. 2439 01:42:32,795 --> 01:42:34,058 It's a blue screen setup. 2440 01:42:34,059 --> 01:42:36,204 I need this. I need this, okay? 2441 01:42:37,196 --> 01:42:38,634 Zero notice here. 2442 01:42:38,635 --> 01:42:40,670 We're moving as fast as we can, all right? 2443 01:42:40,671 --> 01:42:43,573 Everyone, double the pace, yes?! 2444 01:42:43,574 --> 01:42:45,873 Use those muscles! Yes, good! Thank you! 2445 01:42:45,874 --> 01:42:48,007 ♪ ♪ 2446 01:42:50,583 --> 01:42:52,814 Everyone in position! 2447 01:42:52,815 --> 01:42:55,047 RUSH: Light the pyro! 2448 01:42:56,292 --> 01:43:00,657 We need enough charges to blow this canyon sky-high, people. 2449 01:43:00,658 --> 01:43:02,362 NIGEL (over radio): McCabe, where are we? 2450 01:43:02,363 --> 01:43:03,693 Going as fast as I can, Nige. 2451 01:43:03,694 --> 01:43:05,128 We're as ready as we can be. 2452 01:43:05,129 --> 01:43:06,563 Okay. Hey, get Ray to come in 2453 01:43:06,564 --> 01:43:08,499 - and check the mic before we go, okay? - Copy. 2454 01:43:08,500 --> 01:43:11,272 Sound, can you come down here and check Ryder's mic, please? 2455 01:43:16,378 --> 01:43:17,937 All right, Tom. You ready? 2456 01:43:17,938 --> 01:43:19,609 - Yeah. - Okay. Remember this bit? 2457 01:43:19,610 --> 01:43:20,842 - You're gonna be in the alien vehicle. - Mm-hmm. 2458 01:43:20,843 --> 01:43:22,046 - Okay? Okay. - Yep. 2459 01:43:22,047 --> 01:43:23,250 And with nowhere to go, 2460 01:43:23,251 --> 01:43:24,582 you're gonna jump the car over the ravine. 2461 01:43:24,583 --> 01:43:26,418 So I just need a quick pop on you... 2462 01:43:26,419 --> 01:43:28,047 (Southern accent): Space Cowboy ain't scared of no ravine. 2463 01:43:28,048 --> 01:43:29,916 - Of course he's not. - So I'm thinking maybe just 2464 01:43:29,917 --> 01:43:31,215 - a couple of reaction shots of me gritting my teeth. - Yeah. 2465 01:43:31,216 --> 01:43:32,084 Like, "Goddamn." Something like that. 2466 01:43:32,085 --> 01:43:33,459 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stoic. 2467 01:43:33,460 --> 01:43:34,960 - Yeah, yeah. I like it. - All right? 2468 01:43:34,961 --> 01:43:36,461 - What do you think? - I like it. Okay. 2469 01:43:36,462 --> 01:43:37,562 I think it's gonna be great. Yeah, I love the choice. 2470 01:43:37,563 --> 01:43:38,859 All right, let's pop these on. 2471 01:43:38,860 --> 01:43:40,465 - Okay. What's this? - There you go. 2472 01:43:40,466 --> 01:43:41,863 No, this is because you've escaped the aliens. 2473 01:43:41,864 --> 01:43:42,946 Is this necessary? It's a bit much, no? 2474 01:43:42,947 --> 01:43:44,030 Yeah. It looks cool. Raise the stakes. 2475 01:43:44,031 --> 01:43:45,767 It's kind of cool. 2476 01:43:45,768 --> 01:43:47,170 - Yeah. It's cool. Okay. - Raise the stakes. 2477 01:43:47,171 --> 01:43:48,573 - Let's do it. - 'Cause you know, Space Cowboy. 2478 01:43:48,574 --> 01:43:50,376 Nobody can get at the Space Cowboy. 2479 01:43:50,377 --> 01:43:52,071 - No way. Even when he's cuffed. - Excuse me. Tom, sorry. 2480 01:43:52,072 --> 01:43:53,710 Jesus, Ray. I told you to do it before I got on set. 2481 01:43:53,711 --> 01:43:55,415 - Appreciate you, Tom. - (device beeps) 2482 01:43:55,416 --> 01:43:56,531 Thank you. Sound good. 2483 01:43:56,532 --> 01:43:57,648 - Okay. - Okay, great. 2484 01:43:57,649 --> 01:43:59,110 - So... - So... 2485 01:43:59,111 --> 01:44:00,420 - You got this guy coming on your left. - Yep. 2486 01:44:00,421 --> 01:44:01,981 - Hey, bro. - All right, take him out. 2487 01:44:01,982 --> 01:44:02,983 Someone else is gonna crash down on the bonnet. 2488 01:44:02,984 --> 01:44:04,654 You're gonna take him out. 2489 01:44:04,655 --> 01:44:06,393 No, no, no. See, what I'm thinking is maybe I come down, 2490 01:44:06,394 --> 01:44:08,989 I take him out first, and I'm like "pow, pow, pow." 2491 01:44:08,990 --> 01:44:10,941 - I slide over and go "pow." - Yeah. Yeah. 2492 01:44:10,942 --> 01:44:12,893 And then maybe I say a little line like, 2493 01:44:12,894 --> 01:44:15,996 "I was shooting aliens way before I was paid to." 2494 01:44:15,997 --> 01:44:18,063 Fantastic. All right, let's lock it up. 2495 01:44:18,064 --> 01:44:20,066 - Let's shoot, Nigel. - NIGEL: Standing by, please. 2496 01:44:20,067 --> 01:44:21,320 (sighs): All right. 2497 01:44:21,321 --> 01:44:22,573 Take one. Marker. 2498 01:44:22,574 --> 01:44:24,922 In three, two, one, action. 2499 01:44:24,923 --> 01:44:27,270 (dramatic music playing) 2500 01:44:27,271 --> 01:44:28,844 RYDER: Not your lucky day, alien. 2501 01:44:28,845 --> 01:44:30,615 You got to go. 2502 01:44:31,684 --> 01:44:33,503 You can't outrun me. 2503 01:44:33,504 --> 01:44:35,323 I'm Space Cowboy! 2504 01:44:35,324 --> 01:44:36,455 Yahoo! 2505 01:44:36,456 --> 01:44:37,957 You are approaching the ravine. 2506 01:44:37,958 --> 01:44:39,458 There's nowhere else to go. 2507 01:44:39,459 --> 01:44:41,252 - Turn right. Go on. - (grunts) 2508 01:44:41,253 --> 01:44:42,593 You have no choice. 2509 01:44:42,594 --> 01:44:43,595 You're gonna have to make the jump. 2510 01:44:43,596 --> 01:44:46,598 In three, two, one. 2511 01:44:46,599 --> 01:44:49,930 Yeehaw! 2512 01:44:49,931 --> 01:44:51,471 (normal accent): Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey. 2513 01:44:51,472 --> 01:44:53,098 Who is that in the car with him? 2514 01:44:53,099 --> 01:44:55,772 We're-we're in the middle of a take right now, asshole. 2515 01:44:55,773 --> 01:44:57,608 What are you doing? Ah! 2516 01:44:57,609 --> 01:44:59,677 - He's just buckling you in. Safety first. That's it. - Ow! 2517 01:44:59,678 --> 01:45:01,976 It's really tight. Is this necessary? 2518 01:45:01,977 --> 01:45:04,077 Hey, we are filming right now. 2519 01:45:04,078 --> 01:45:06,177 Keep rolling, keep rolling. 2520 01:45:06,178 --> 01:45:07,619 Sell it, Tom. It looks amazing. Take a deep breath. 2521 01:45:07,620 --> 01:45:09,819 It does not look... Get out of the car. 2522 01:45:11,020 --> 01:45:12,216 Howdy. 2523 01:45:12,217 --> 01:45:14,186 - (engine starts) - No, no, wait. Stop. No. 2524 01:45:15,156 --> 01:45:16,221 Wait, what's happening? 2525 01:45:16,222 --> 01:45:18,123 Yeehaw! 2526 01:45:18,124 --> 01:45:20,324 RYDER: Oh, my God! Whoa! 2527 01:45:20,325 --> 01:45:22,568 Get to the cars! 2528 01:45:24,198 --> 01:45:25,537 (laughing excitedly) 2529 01:45:25,538 --> 01:45:27,231 Jody, what the hell are you doing?! 2530 01:45:27,232 --> 01:45:28,233 I'm trying to get something real out of him, Gail. 2531 01:45:28,234 --> 01:45:29,542 There's no cameras on him! 2532 01:45:31,777 --> 01:45:34,811 Hey, Dan? They're approaching Ambush Alley right now. 2533 01:45:34,812 --> 01:45:36,246 We're ready. 2534 01:45:36,247 --> 01:45:37,681 (Ryder screams) 2535 01:45:37,682 --> 01:45:40,585 RYDER: Let me out right now! 2536 01:45:40,586 --> 01:45:43,655 What are you gonna do, huh? You gonna kill me? Again?! 2537 01:45:43,656 --> 01:45:45,756 ♪ ♪ 2538 01:45:48,629 --> 01:45:50,794 - Can you untie me? - No. 2539 01:45:57,264 --> 01:45:58,867 McCabe! 2540 01:45:58,868 --> 01:46:02,443 Smoke screen in three, two, one! 2541 01:46:02,444 --> 01:46:04,367 RYDER: Whoa! 2542 01:46:04,368 --> 01:46:06,304 This does not seem safe, man! 2543 01:46:11,784 --> 01:46:14,520 Dan, where are they? Do you have eyes on them? 2544 01:46:14,521 --> 01:46:16,820 DAN (over radio): I see 'em. Everything's going to plan. 2545 01:46:19,561 --> 01:46:21,424 I'll block the road. 2546 01:46:21,425 --> 01:46:23,287 They shall not pass! 2547 01:46:23,288 --> 01:46:26,093 JODY: I see them. They're entering Ambush Alley. 2548 01:46:30,737 --> 01:46:32,440 DRESSLER: I can't see shit! 2549 01:46:34,235 --> 01:46:36,235 DAN: McCabe, one! 2550 01:46:37,172 --> 01:46:39,513 McCabe, two! 2551 01:46:41,913 --> 01:46:43,330 (growls) 2552 01:46:43,331 --> 01:46:44,749 McCabe! Now! 2553 01:46:54,860 --> 01:46:56,431 I love my job. 2554 01:47:00,767 --> 01:47:04,571 RYDER: Whoa, mama! 2555 01:47:04,572 --> 01:47:06,902 Oh, goddamn! 2556 01:47:06,903 --> 01:47:09,433 - I can't think straight when you drive like this. - (laughs) 2557 01:47:09,434 --> 01:47:10,939 You're supposed to be dead. 2558 01:47:10,940 --> 01:47:14,009 You blew up in-in a thousand pieces. 2559 01:47:14,010 --> 01:47:15,339 You went kaboom. 2560 01:47:15,340 --> 01:47:17,809 Why would I have blown up, Tom Ryder? 2561 01:47:17,810 --> 01:47:20,278 Why are you saying my name like that? 2562 01:47:20,279 --> 01:47:21,984 - COLT: That is your name, isn't it, Tom Ryder? - Yes, yes. 2563 01:47:21,985 --> 01:47:23,490 A blind man could see that you're 2564 01:47:23,491 --> 01:47:25,019 - Tom Ryder. - You're saying that like... 2565 01:47:25,020 --> 01:47:26,593 - (mocking): "Ryder, Tom Ryder." - Okay. That's me. 2566 01:47:26,594 --> 01:47:27,858 You're saying it like some obsessed fangirl. 2567 01:47:27,859 --> 01:47:29,353 That's me, Colt Seavers, saying that. 2568 01:47:29,354 --> 01:47:30,756 Roll the cameras. We're heading for the jump. 2569 01:47:30,757 --> 01:47:32,159 (over radio): Tom Ryder's doing his own stunts! 2570 01:47:32,160 --> 01:47:33,996 Everyone, roll. Arm car? 2571 01:47:33,997 --> 01:47:35,260 Check. 2572 01:47:35,261 --> 01:47:36,635 - Heli. - PILOT: Check. 2573 01:47:36,636 --> 01:47:38,164 I'm done taking the falls for you. 2574 01:47:38,165 --> 01:47:39,803 You're gonna do your own stunts from now on. 2575 01:47:39,804 --> 01:47:41,618 - I don't want to do my own stunts, Colt! - Relax. 2576 01:47:41,619 --> 01:47:43,796 It's just a 250-foot jump that'll probably kill us. 2577 01:47:43,797 --> 01:47:45,974 It's never been done before. It's for Comic-Con. 2578 01:47:45,975 --> 01:47:48,945 - It's Hall H. It's a big deal. - What are you doing, man? 2579 01:47:48,946 --> 01:47:50,341 COLT: I thought it'd be fitting. 2580 01:47:50,342 --> 01:47:52,685 Me and you, Tom Ryder, one last stunt. 2581 01:47:52,686 --> 01:47:54,885 You know, like Thelma and Louise. 2582 01:47:54,886 --> 01:47:56,820 - Thelma and Louise? - Yeah. 2583 01:47:56,821 --> 01:47:59,054 - They die at the end. - Exactly! 2584 01:47:59,055 --> 01:48:00,956 Murder-suicide. 2585 01:48:00,957 --> 01:48:02,926 Can you just pull over and let me out right now? 2586 01:48:04,226 --> 01:48:06,699 COLT: You're not getting out of this car until you, 2587 01:48:06,700 --> 01:48:09,129 Tom Ryder, tell me, Colt Seavers, the truth! 2588 01:48:09,130 --> 01:48:10,230 RYDER: All right, all right, all right, all right! 2589 01:48:10,231 --> 01:48:11,802 It was all Gail. 2590 01:48:11,803 --> 01:48:13,805 When I killed Henry, she wanted to cover it up 2591 01:48:13,806 --> 01:48:15,333 because, to be honest, 2592 01:48:15,334 --> 01:48:17,842 Space Cowboy's one of my best roles yet, Colt, 2593 01:48:17,843 --> 01:48:19,503 and I don't want this movie to fail. 2594 01:48:19,504 --> 01:48:21,174 So you're saying that Gail Meyer 2595 01:48:21,175 --> 01:48:24,244 was responsible for framing me for your murder of Henry? 2596 01:48:24,245 --> 01:48:26,146 Yes! Yes! 2597 01:48:26,147 --> 01:48:27,918 But what's your real name? 2598 01:48:27,919 --> 01:48:29,524 Tom Ryder. 2599 01:48:30,593 --> 01:48:32,505 Did you get that, Jody? 2600 01:48:32,506 --> 01:48:34,418 We got it! He confessed. 2601 01:48:34,419 --> 01:48:36,058 RYDER: You wearing a wire? Bro, you recording this? 2602 01:48:36,059 --> 01:48:37,762 This is entrapment. You can't do that. 2603 01:48:37,763 --> 01:48:39,391 - What are you doing? - No, it's not entrapment, 2604 01:48:39,392 --> 01:48:41,965 because you're wearing the wire, dipshit! 2605 01:48:43,133 --> 01:48:44,600 (engine revving) 2606 01:48:44,601 --> 01:48:46,067 (Ryder yells) 2607 01:48:46,068 --> 01:48:47,399 JODY: He's going for it. Go. Go now. 2608 01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:48,906 RYDER: I'm just an actor! 2609 01:48:48,907 --> 01:48:50,203 Wait. 2610 01:48:50,204 --> 01:48:52,040 He has a mouth guard. 2611 01:48:52,041 --> 01:48:54,615 I don't have a mouth guard. 2612 01:48:54,616 --> 01:48:56,584 (Ryder screaming) 2613 01:49:04,055 --> 01:49:06,759 (screaming continues) 2614 01:49:06,760 --> 01:49:08,057 (grunts) 2615 01:49:27,276 --> 01:49:29,177 (Colt groans) 2616 01:49:42,456 --> 01:49:44,423 - Oh, good. - JODY (over radio): Colt! 2617 01:49:44,424 --> 01:49:46,898 - You're alive. - Are you okay? 2618 01:49:46,899 --> 01:49:48,261 (groans) 2619 01:49:48,262 --> 01:49:49,735 Are you okay? 2620 01:49:49,736 --> 01:49:51,463 COLT: I told you I'd make the camera up to you. 2621 01:49:51,464 --> 01:49:53,266 Oh, it was fantastic. 2622 01:49:53,267 --> 01:49:54,938 - GAIL (over radio): Dressler, come in! - Ah! 2623 01:49:54,939 --> 01:49:56,924 Oy, can you hear me? We've got to get out of here! 2624 01:49:56,925 --> 01:49:58,910 RYDER (recorded): This is all Gail's fault, man. 2625 01:49:58,911 --> 01:50:00,504 This is all Gail's idea. 2626 01:50:00,505 --> 01:50:01,913 - GAIL: Give me that confession! - (stammers) No. 2627 01:50:01,914 --> 01:50:03,782 Give me all the media! Are you deaf?! 2628 01:50:03,783 --> 01:50:06,753 (over radio): Dressler, bring the helicopter to the trench. 2629 01:50:06,754 --> 01:50:07,952 - What about Ryder? - Now! 2630 01:50:07,953 --> 01:50:09,579 Now, about this date. 2631 01:50:09,580 --> 01:50:12,154 GAIL: Put it in the case, you numpty! 2632 01:50:12,155 --> 01:50:13,484 Can we call it a date? 2633 01:50:13,485 --> 01:50:16,521 I mean, that's what it is, right? 2634 01:50:16,522 --> 01:50:17,632 Such a moron! 2635 01:50:18,558 --> 01:50:21,493 - Hurry up! God! (shouts) - (barking) - Take it. (gasps) 2636 01:50:21,494 --> 01:50:23,329 - Gail, Gail, Gail. - (sighs) 2637 01:50:23,330 --> 01:50:25,832 - Listen... - Give me the recording, Gail. 2638 01:50:25,833 --> 01:50:28,337 Darling, calm down. Just come with me. 2639 01:50:28,338 --> 01:50:30,843 We don't need all this toxic masculinity, 2640 01:50:30,844 --> 01:50:32,273 because we're the same, you and me. 2641 01:50:32,274 --> 01:50:34,109 You know, we're survivors. 2642 01:50:34,110 --> 01:50:35,847 No, no, no, no. I'm nothing like you. 2643 01:50:35,848 --> 01:50:38,432 COLT: I don't want to be presumptuous, I mean, 2644 01:50:38,433 --> 01:50:41,018 but let's call a spade a spade. (chuckles) 2645 01:50:41,019 --> 01:50:42,684 GAIL: That's why I gave you the job. 2646 01:50:42,685 --> 01:50:45,173 - Okay. - Well, that and because 2647 01:50:45,174 --> 01:50:47,662 you're so easily moldable, you know? 2648 01:50:48,522 --> 01:50:51,028 - Oh! (mutters) - Gail, just give me the case! 2649 01:50:51,029 --> 01:50:52,898 This is a Gail Meyer production! 2650 01:50:52,899 --> 01:50:54,525 Not yours! 2651 01:50:54,526 --> 01:50:56,660 Rendezvous with the boss in the canyon. 2652 01:50:56,661 --> 01:50:57,969 Extraction to the spaceship set. 2653 01:50:57,970 --> 01:51:00,086 DAN: Spaceship set? 2654 01:51:00,087 --> 01:51:02,203 Oh, no, Big Red. 2655 01:51:02,204 --> 01:51:04,370 I don't think you're gonna make that one. 2656 01:51:04,371 --> 01:51:06,538 - Stunts set! - STUNTPEOPLE: Stunts set! 2657 01:51:06,539 --> 01:51:08,749 - Go! - (clamoring) 2658 01:51:10,511 --> 01:51:12,577 ♪ ♪ 2659 01:51:16,451 --> 01:51:18,726 (grunting) 2660 01:51:21,423 --> 01:51:24,028 GAIL: Trust me, I will not be taking the fall for this, 2661 01:51:24,029 --> 01:51:29,099 because I deliver hits for all you little people. 2662 01:51:29,100 --> 01:51:30,165 You're welcome. 2663 01:51:30,166 --> 01:51:33,235 - Whoa! - (grunting) 2664 01:51:33,236 --> 01:51:34,533 Jody? 2665 01:51:37,637 --> 01:51:40,374 - Jody? - RYDER: Hey, hey! That's for me! That's for me! 2666 01:51:40,375 --> 01:51:42,579 - (mutters) - That's my helicopter! 2667 01:51:42,580 --> 01:51:44,785 This crazy stuntman's lost his mind! 2668 01:51:46,745 --> 01:51:48,217 (both straining) 2669 01:51:53,290 --> 01:51:54,487 (shouts) 2670 01:51:58,625 --> 01:51:59,965 MAN: I'm on vacation! 2671 01:51:59,966 --> 01:52:01,835 (grunting) 2672 01:52:04,004 --> 01:52:05,465 (engine starts) 2673 01:52:09,174 --> 01:52:11,273 - (barking) - (high-pitched scream) 2674 01:52:11,274 --> 01:52:13,307 (Rondell whimpering) 2675 01:52:13,308 --> 01:52:15,442 Get this dog off me! Not again, dog. 2676 01:52:16,819 --> 01:52:18,016 - Just stay there! - (barking) 2677 01:52:19,118 --> 01:52:21,855 Night-night, dog! You're dead. 2678 01:52:32,659 --> 01:52:35,264 This design is growing on me. 2679 01:52:36,663 --> 01:52:39,219 Get in! Let's get out of here! 2680 01:52:39,220 --> 01:52:41,776 Yeah, copy that. Taking off now. 2681 01:52:43,307 --> 01:52:44,735 Wait, what-what is this? 2682 01:52:44,736 --> 01:52:46,076 It's the evidence! 2683 01:52:46,077 --> 01:52:47,914 Why didn't you just stop talking?! 2684 01:52:47,915 --> 01:52:49,310 Jody! 2685 01:52:49,311 --> 01:52:51,412 JODY: Blow the pyros. Blow the pyros! 2686 01:52:51,413 --> 01:52:53,117 They're getting away! 2687 01:52:56,991 --> 01:52:59,023 - Whoa! Sh... Whoa! - Holy shit! 2688 01:52:59,024 --> 01:53:01,455 - Lower the arm! I'm gonna jump. - Okay. 2689 01:53:01,456 --> 01:53:03,556 Okay, lower the arm. Lower the arm. 2690 01:53:07,628 --> 01:53:09,495 COLT: I have a plan! 2691 01:53:09,496 --> 01:53:11,432 JODY: What is it? What's-what's the plan? 2692 01:53:11,433 --> 01:53:12,465 Get me to the helicopter. 2693 01:53:12,466 --> 01:53:13,939 I'm gonna jump onto the skids, 2694 01:53:13,940 --> 01:53:14,974 and then I'm gonna beat the shit out of him. 2695 01:53:14,975 --> 01:53:16,338 No, just-just get the recording. 2696 01:53:16,339 --> 01:53:18,307 (fierce grunting) 2697 01:53:19,541 --> 01:53:21,310 (yells) 2698 01:53:30,552 --> 01:53:31,826 Go! 2699 01:53:32,422 --> 01:53:33,520 Ah, shit. 2700 01:53:33,521 --> 01:53:34,829 Go! 2701 01:53:35,898 --> 01:53:38,525 Whoa! Whoa! Get me down! 2702 01:53:38,526 --> 01:53:40,229 Whoa! Get me down! 2703 01:53:40,230 --> 01:53:41,495 PILOT: We're losing hydraulics here. 2704 01:53:41,496 --> 01:53:42,694 I can't get it under control. 2705 01:53:43,906 --> 01:53:45,630 COLT: Just wondering, you know, after this movie, 2706 01:53:45,631 --> 01:53:48,634 and if I don't go to prison and, you know, you're not busy, 2707 01:53:48,635 --> 01:53:50,669 maybe we could go to a beach somewhere. 2708 01:53:50,670 --> 01:53:52,703 Wear a couple of swimming costumes. 2709 01:53:52,704 --> 01:53:54,925 Just drink a spicy margarita or something. 2710 01:53:54,926 --> 01:53:57,148 - Yeah, yeah. Make some bad decisions. - Yeah. 2711 01:53:57,149 --> 01:53:58,742 Okay, sure. Yes. 2712 01:53:58,743 --> 01:54:00,349 - Sound like a plan? - It's a better plan than this. 2713 01:54:00,350 --> 01:54:02,235 Okay, please be careful. 2714 01:54:02,236 --> 01:54:04,122 Okay, swing him around. Go! 2715 01:54:14,761 --> 01:54:16,871 ♪ ♪ 2716 01:54:21,471 --> 01:54:23,569 GAIL: God, get it under control! 2717 01:54:23,570 --> 01:54:25,770 Get us out of here! What are you doing?! 2718 01:54:30,810 --> 01:54:31,841 (Gail shouts) 2719 01:54:31,842 --> 01:54:33,679 Ryder, the confession! 2720 01:54:33,680 --> 01:54:35,086 No! 2721 01:54:35,087 --> 01:54:37,089 - No! No, Gail, no! - (Gail yells) - No, Gail! 2722 01:54:38,422 --> 01:54:39,553 (Ryder groaning) 2723 01:54:39,554 --> 01:54:41,159 Whoa! Whoa! 2724 01:54:42,921 --> 01:54:44,689 DAN: Stunts! 2725 01:54:44,690 --> 01:54:46,857 Mobilize that airbag now! 2726 01:54:46,858 --> 01:54:48,198 No! 2727 01:54:48,199 --> 01:54:49,794 (Gail yells) 2728 01:54:51,666 --> 01:54:53,501 GAIL: Get out of the way, Ryder! 2729 01:54:55,769 --> 01:54:58,209 STUNTWOMAN: 87North to the rescue! 2730 01:54:58,210 --> 01:54:59,980 - Go, go, go, go! - Go! 2731 01:54:59,981 --> 01:55:01,839 Move, move, move! 2732 01:55:03,414 --> 01:55:04,578 GAIL: Get it! 2733 01:55:06,681 --> 01:55:08,252 - Just keep it steady! - (alarm beeping) 2734 01:55:08,253 --> 01:55:09,484 (pilot straining) 2735 01:55:09,485 --> 01:55:10,925 You moron! 2736 01:55:11,521 --> 01:55:13,422 (Gail screams) 2737 01:55:20,299 --> 01:55:22,695 GAIL: Yes! Nice! 2738 01:55:26,008 --> 01:55:27,766 DAN: Go, go, go! 2739 01:55:39,120 --> 01:55:40,988 - Yes! (sighs) - (laughs) 2740 01:55:41,947 --> 01:55:43,287 - Oh, God! - Oh, shit! 2741 01:55:43,288 --> 01:55:44,552 (Gail yells) 2742 01:55:46,556 --> 01:55:48,292 GAIL: No! 2743 01:55:48,293 --> 01:55:49,793 Grab it! 2744 01:55:49,794 --> 01:55:51,294 (groans) 2745 01:55:51,295 --> 01:55:52,495 (muffled): Oh, my God! My nose! 2746 01:55:56,467 --> 01:55:59,237 - (Ryder shouts) - No! Ryder, the gun! 2747 01:56:05,080 --> 01:56:06,673 Shoot him! He's a stupid stuntman! 2748 01:56:06,674 --> 01:56:08,311 No one gives a shit! 2749 01:56:08,312 --> 01:56:10,611 He's one of the best stunt doubles I've ever had! 2750 01:56:10,612 --> 01:56:13,080 Oh, shut up! Give me the confession! 2751 01:56:13,081 --> 01:56:15,549 Come on, come on, come on! Quick! 2752 01:56:15,550 --> 01:56:17,387 GAIL: Give it back to me or I will blow your head off! 2753 01:56:17,388 --> 01:56:19,207 It's empty, Gail. 2754 01:56:19,208 --> 01:56:21,027 (gun clicking empty) 2755 01:56:21,028 --> 01:56:22,821 ("I Was Made for Lovin' You" by KISS playing) 2756 01:56:26,332 --> 01:56:29,267 ♪ Mmm, yeah ♪ 2757 01:56:34,934 --> 01:56:36,538 ♪ Ha ♪ 2758 01:56:43,415 --> 01:56:45,085 No! 2759 01:56:50,125 --> 01:56:52,850 ♪ Tonight ♪ 2760 01:56:52,851 --> 01:56:56,030 ♪ I wanna see it in your eyes ♪ 2761 01:56:57,264 --> 01:57:00,231 ♪ Feel the magic ♪ 2762 01:57:00,232 --> 01:57:04,533 ♪ There's something that drives me wild ♪ 2763 01:57:04,534 --> 01:57:07,733 ♪ And tonight ♪ 2764 01:57:07,734 --> 01:57:11,572 ♪ We're gonna make it all come true ♪ 2765 01:57:11,573 --> 01:57:15,412 ♪ 'Cause, girl, you were made for me ♪ 2766 01:57:15,413 --> 01:57:18,745 ♪ And, girl, I was made for you ♪ 2767 01:57:23,455 --> 01:57:27,226 ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 2768 01:57:27,227 --> 01:57:30,624 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪ 2769 01:57:30,625 --> 01:57:34,629 ♪ And I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ 2770 01:57:34,630 --> 01:57:38,467 ♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪ 2771 01:57:38,468 --> 01:57:41,603 - (echoing): ♪ Tonight. ♪ - (song ends) 2772 01:57:42,804 --> 01:57:44,969 (dramatic music playing) 2773 01:57:46,313 --> 01:57:50,381 NARRATOR: From visionary director Jody Moreno 2774 01:57:50,382 --> 01:57:54,120 and Universal Pictures 2775 01:57:54,121 --> 01:57:56,618 comes a cosmic love story... 2776 01:57:58,589 --> 01:58:00,820 ...of epic proportion. 2777 01:58:02,428 --> 01:58:05,495 Starring MTV Best Kiss award nominee 2778 01:58:05,496 --> 01:58:07,628 Jason Momoa. 2779 01:58:07,629 --> 01:58:08,894 (Southern accent): It's high noon 2780 01:58:08,895 --> 01:58:11,248 at the edge of the universe. 2781 01:58:11,249 --> 01:58:13,459 I know these creatures. 2782 01:58:13,460 --> 01:58:15,669 I fought them. 2783 01:58:15,670 --> 01:58:17,440 I've loved them. 2784 01:58:17,441 --> 01:58:20,443 I'm not gonna lie to you. 2785 01:58:20,444 --> 01:58:22,710 We are facing a powerful enemy. 2786 01:58:24,813 --> 01:58:27,813 But what our enemy does not know 2787 01:58:27,814 --> 01:58:31,455 is that inside each and every one of you 2788 01:58:31,456 --> 01:58:33,308 is a goddamn fire! 2789 01:58:33,309 --> 01:58:35,161 - Yeah! - (cheering) 2790 01:58:35,162 --> 01:58:36,361 ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 2791 01:58:36,362 --> 01:58:38,659 - Hi-yah! Yeah! - (clamoring) 2792 01:58:38,660 --> 01:58:42,125 ♪ You were made for lovin' me... ♪ 2793 01:58:42,126 --> 01:58:44,138 Yeah! (grunts) 2794 01:58:45,471 --> 01:58:47,999 - Bam! - (screaming) 2795 01:58:48,000 --> 01:58:49,176 Oh, shit. 2796 01:58:51,642 --> 01:58:53,542 (shouts excitedly) 2797 01:58:53,543 --> 01:58:55,880 Justice is on the horizon. 2798 01:58:55,881 --> 01:58:58,218 NARRATOR: Metalstorm. 2799 01:58:58,219 --> 01:59:00,187 (cheering) 2800 01:59:04,688 --> 01:59:07,017 COLT: Metalstorm was a huge hit. 2801 01:59:07,018 --> 01:59:11,241 Aliena and Space Cowboy finally got the happy ending. 2802 01:59:11,242 --> 01:59:15,466 As for Jody and I, we got something even better. 2803 01:59:15,467 --> 01:59:17,159 We got a new beginning. 2804 01:59:17,160 --> 01:59:20,899 Filled with spicy margaritas and bad decisions. 2805 01:59:20,900 --> 01:59:23,737 And look, I don't want to over-romanticize it 2806 01:59:23,738 --> 01:59:26,905 or anything, but I think what Jody and I got, 2807 01:59:26,906 --> 01:59:29,381 it's even better than what you find in the movies. 2808 01:59:29,382 --> 01:59:31,370 ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby... ♪ 2809 01:59:31,371 --> 01:59:33,360 - (typewriter keys clacking) - (song fades) 2810 01:59:34,388 --> 01:59:36,454 ("Unknown Stuntman" by Blake Shelton playing) 2811 01:59:36,455 --> 01:59:38,522 ♪ Well, I'm not the kind to run and hide ♪ 2812 01:59:38,523 --> 01:59:40,985 ♪ When I come close to danger ♪ 2813 01:59:40,986 --> 01:59:43,020 - Not again, dog! - ♪ I ain't never been ♪ 2814 01:59:43,021 --> 01:59:45,056 - ♪ Afraid to take the fall ♪ - (barks) 2815 01:59:45,057 --> 01:59:46,760 ♪ Yeah, I'll fall ♪ 2816 01:59:46,761 --> 01:59:49,093 ♪ I'll walk the wire through rain and fire ♪ 2817 01:59:49,094 --> 01:59:52,095 ♪ Go fast and I'll go slow ♪ 2818 01:59:52,096 --> 01:59:57,035 ♪ Somehow I get stronger through it all ♪ 2819 01:59:57,036 --> 01:59:58,574 - (horn blares) - (grunts) 2820 01:59:58,575 --> 02:00:00,246 ♪ It's a death-defying life I lead ♪ 2821 02:00:00,247 --> 02:00:03,332 - ♪ But I take my chances ♪ - Yeah? - Yep. 2822 02:00:03,333 --> 02:00:06,418 ♪ I die for a living in the movies and TV ♪ 2823 02:00:08,147 --> 02:00:09,949 - Yeah, it looks perfect. - ♪ But the hardest thing ♪ 2824 02:00:09,950 --> 02:00:13,557 ♪ I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies ♪ 2825 02:00:13,558 --> 02:00:15,085 ♪ Kiss some other guy ♪ 2826 02:00:15,086 --> 02:00:18,358 - (yelling) - ♪ While I'm bandaging my knee ♪ 2827 02:00:18,359 --> 02:00:21,631 ♪ Well, I might fall from a tall building ♪ 2828 02:00:21,632 --> 02:00:24,551 ♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪ 2829 02:00:24,552 --> 02:00:27,471 ♪ 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman ♪ 2830 02:00:27,472 --> 02:00:30,068 - ♪ Who'd die to have your heart... ♪ - (barks) 2831 02:00:34,239 --> 02:00:36,139 (vehicle sputtering) 2832 02:00:36,140 --> 02:00:37,581 MAN: Logan's good. Logan's good. 2833 02:00:37,582 --> 02:00:39,077 That's the fall guy, right? 2834 02:00:40,355 --> 02:00:41,881 Metalstorm. 2835 02:00:41,882 --> 02:00:43,322 - Storm. - (chuckles) 2836 02:00:43,323 --> 02:00:44,456 ♪ I drug my heart through a burning... ♪ 2837 02:00:44,457 --> 02:00:45,787 Can you give us a playback? 2838 02:00:45,788 --> 02:00:47,557 Action! 2839 02:00:47,558 --> 02:00:50,330 ♪ Oh, I've been hurt and I've been broken down ♪ 2840 02:00:50,331 --> 02:00:53,893 ♪ But somehow I'm still yearning ♪ 2841 02:00:53,894 --> 02:00:58,338 ♪ 'Cause through it all, she's still on my mind ♪ 2842 02:00:58,339 --> 02:01:01,440 ♪ Well, I might fall from a tall building ♪ 2843 02:01:01,441 --> 02:01:03,574 ♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪ 2844 02:01:03,575 --> 02:01:05,344 ♪ 'Cause I'm... ♪ 2845 02:01:05,345 --> 02:01:08,177 And three, two, one. Action, action, action! 2846 02:01:08,178 --> 02:01:11,010 ♪ Who'd die to have your heart, whoo! ♪ 2847 02:01:14,312 --> 02:01:15,883 (yells fiercely) 2848 02:01:17,557 --> 02:01:18,820 (grunting) 2849 02:01:20,989 --> 02:01:23,153 Pulling out in three, two, one. 2850 02:01:23,154 --> 02:01:26,393 ♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪ 2851 02:01:26,394 --> 02:01:29,415 ♪ 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman ♪ 2852 02:01:29,416 --> 02:01:32,437 ♪ Who'd die to have your heart ♪ 2853 02:01:32,438 --> 02:01:35,804 ♪ Yeah, I might fall from a tall building ♪ 2854 02:01:35,805 --> 02:01:38,471 ♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪ 2855 02:01:38,472 --> 02:01:41,323 ♪ 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman ♪ 2856 02:01:41,324 --> 02:01:44,175 ♪ Who'd die to have your heart. ♪ 2857 02:01:49,083 --> 02:01:51,016 (song ends) 2858 02:01:51,017 --> 02:01:52,556 - Shit! Holy shit! - Holy shit! 2859 02:01:52,557 --> 02:01:55,021 - It's a world record. - Mike, are you all right? 2860 02:01:55,022 --> 02:01:56,725 I'm upside down, but I'm good. 2861 02:01:56,726 --> 02:01:58,860 - (applause) - ("Unsung Heroes" by Dominic Lewis playing) 2862 02:01:58,861 --> 02:02:01,059 ♪ I don't know if you heard, but ♪ 2863 02:02:01,060 --> 02:02:03,898 ♪ My stunt brothers and sisters don't get no gold ♪ 2864 02:02:03,899 --> 02:02:06,065 ♪ So here's to the unsung heroes ♪ 2865 02:02:06,066 --> 02:02:07,538 ♪ Hey! ♪ 2866 02:02:07,539 --> 02:02:09,200 - (yelling) - (horn blares) 2867 02:02:12,205 --> 02:02:13,709 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2868 02:02:13,710 --> 02:02:16,647 - ♪ Oh, I'm diggin' it ♪ - (grunting) 2869 02:02:16,648 --> 02:02:17,945 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2870 02:02:19,179 --> 02:02:21,047 - ♪ It's so crazy, right? ♪ - (yelling) 2871 02:02:21,048 --> 02:02:22,686 Let's go big with our one take, okay? 2872 02:02:22,687 --> 02:02:24,952 ♪ Not even one nomination ♪ 2873 02:02:26,252 --> 02:02:28,219 - Toes. - Just a harness, yeah. 2874 02:02:29,090 --> 02:02:31,206 ♪ We don't need your ♪ 2875 02:02:31,207 --> 02:02:33,323 ♪ Oscar nom, baby ♪ 2876 02:02:33,324 --> 02:02:34,400 MAN: And cut. 2877 02:02:34,401 --> 02:02:36,402 ♪ We got real scars ♪ 2878 02:02:36,403 --> 02:02:38,603 ♪ From this labor of love ♪ 2879 02:02:38,604 --> 02:02:39,834 (grunts) Look out! 2880 02:02:39,835 --> 02:02:42,606 ♪ Somebody had to say it ♪ 2881 02:02:42,607 --> 02:02:45,576 ♪ It's been building up inside ♪ 2882 02:02:45,577 --> 02:02:48,547 ♪ I just couldn't hold it in ♪ 2883 02:02:48,548 --> 02:02:50,042 ♪ I had to let it fly ♪ 2884 02:02:50,043 --> 02:02:52,110 ♪ Action and stunts have been ♪ 2885 02:02:52,111 --> 02:02:54,244 - ♪ Woven into the DNA of film ♪ - (cheering) 2886 02:02:54,245 --> 02:02:56,379 ♪ Since the beginning of cinema, Keaton, Lloyd ♪ 2887 02:02:56,380 --> 02:02:58,248 - Let's shoot it. - ♪ Chaplin ♪ 2888 02:02:58,249 --> 02:03:01,956 ♪ Film's first great directors were all stunt performers ♪ 2889 02:03:01,957 --> 02:03:06,432 ♪ Ben-Hur, Rocky, Braveheart, Titanic ♪ 2890 02:03:06,433 --> 02:03:08,765 ♪ Some of the biggest winners in Academy's history ♪ 2891 02:03:08,766 --> 02:03:10,260 (laughs) 2892 02:03:10,261 --> 02:03:12,098 ♪ Are completely dependent on stunts ♪ 2893 02:03:12,099 --> 02:03:14,232 (laughter, excited chatter) 2894 02:03:18,304 --> 02:03:19,743 So it's about love today. 2895 02:03:21,516 --> 02:03:24,209 - ♪ Did you know? ♪ - ♪ We don't need your ♪ 2896 02:03:24,210 --> 02:03:25,913 ♪ Did you know? ♪ 2897 02:03:25,914 --> 02:03:28,432 - ♪ Oscar nom, baby ♪ - ♪ Did you know? ♪ 2898 02:03:28,433 --> 02:03:30,825 - ♪ We don't need your ♪ - ♪ Did you know? ♪ 2899 02:03:30,826 --> 02:03:33,218 - ♪ Little statues of love ♪ - ♪ Did you know? ♪ 2900 02:03:33,219 --> 02:03:36,155 - ♪ We got real scars ♪ - ♪ Did you know? ♪ 2901 02:03:36,156 --> 02:03:39,092 - ♪ From our labor of love. ♪ - (song ends) 2902 02:03:39,093 --> 02:03:41,160 (sirens wailing) 2903 02:03:43,362 --> 02:03:45,016 (exclaims) 2904 02:03:45,017 --> 02:03:46,670 (Gail grunts) 2905 02:03:46,671 --> 02:03:49,486 (grunts) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 2906 02:03:49,487 --> 02:03:52,303 Wait a... Would you just calm down? 2907 02:03:52,304 --> 02:03:53,776 (sighs) 2908 02:03:53,777 --> 02:03:55,481 You know who I am, right? 2909 02:03:55,482 --> 02:03:58,650 I mean, I can make you a massive star, 2910 02:03:58,651 --> 02:04:01,180 you handsome beast! 2911 02:04:03,184 --> 02:04:05,789 And you, you have the right to remain silent. 2912 02:04:07,320 --> 02:04:08,857 So shut the hell up. 2913 02:04:08,858 --> 02:04:10,777 - Will somebody cuff this bitch? - Let's go. 2914 02:04:10,778 --> 02:04:12,697 These guys are from the prop department. 2915 02:04:12,698 --> 02:04:14,699 These ain't, these ain't cops, man. 2916 02:04:14,700 --> 02:04:16,360 Back up, man! 2917 02:04:17,803 --> 02:04:20,507 I'm calling my agent. I'm getting my agent involved! 2918 02:04:20,508 --> 02:04:23,422 - Let-let him go. Let him go. - GAIL: Tom! 2919 02:04:23,423 --> 02:04:26,337 RYDER: No signal. Got to get... some... 2920 02:04:28,143 --> 02:04:30,550 (laughs) Three bars! 2921 02:04:34,215 --> 02:04:36,721 Actor. 2922 02:04:40,089 --> 02:04:42,485 Get me Jason Momoa's agent on the phone. 2923 02:04:42,486 --> 02:04:45,972 ♪ Waiting for love ♪ 2924 02:04:45,973 --> 02:04:49,437 ♪ To catch me again ♪ 2925 02:04:49,438 --> 02:04:52,901 ♪ Waiting for love ♪ 2926 02:04:52,902 --> 02:04:56,466 ♪ To lock me up and throw away the key ♪ 2927 02:04:56,467 --> 02:04:59,887 ♪ Waiting for love ♪ 2928 02:04:59,888 --> 02:05:03,148 ♪ To catch me again ♪ 2929 02:05:03,149 --> 02:05:06,409 ♪ Waiting for love ♪ 2930 02:05:06,410 --> 02:05:13,410 ♪ To play the strings that made our hearts beat one ♪ 2931 02:05:13,516 --> 02:05:16,936 ♪ We can't fall out of time ♪ 2932 02:05:16,937 --> 02:05:20,319 ♪ Try to find an answer ♪ 2933 02:05:20,320 --> 02:05:23,594 ♪ Looking for a sign ♪ 2934 02:05:23,595 --> 02:05:26,869 ♪ There's just no reason ♪ 2935 02:05:26,870 --> 02:05:30,488 ♪ And there's really no rhyme ♪ 2936 02:05:30,489 --> 02:05:33,915 ♪ And we wouldn't be moved ♪ 2937 02:05:33,916 --> 02:05:37,383 ♪ And neither could see ♪ 2938 02:05:37,384 --> 02:05:40,783 ♪ That I needed you ♪ 2939 02:05:40,784 --> 02:05:43,902 ♪ And you needed me ♪ 2940 02:05:43,903 --> 02:05:47,145 ♪ If I could go back ♪ 2941 02:05:47,146 --> 02:05:50,387 ♪ I'd do it differently ♪ 2942 02:05:50,388 --> 02:05:54,309 ♪ Now I'm falling all the time ♪ 2943 02:05:54,310 --> 02:05:58,231 ♪ And I need you in my life ♪ 2944 02:05:58,232 --> 02:06:01,635 ♪ Waiting for love ♪ 2945 02:06:01,636 --> 02:06:04,888 ♪ To catch me again ♪ 2946 02:06:04,889 --> 02:06:08,141 ♪ Waiting for love ♪ 2947 02:06:08,142 --> 02:06:15,142 ♪ To play the strings that made our hearts beat one ♪ 2948 02:06:15,149 --> 02:06:20,154 - ♪ We can't fall out of time. ♪ - (song ends) 218461

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