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[humming]
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Freeze!
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What? Me?
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No, the fridge is broken.
I'm talking to the peas.
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{\an8}Do you realize what time it is?
Where have you been?
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{\an8}I'm sorry, Mom. I know I should have
called, but I lost track of the time.
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{\an8}I promise I won't do it again, and I won't
watch TV for the rest of the night.
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{\an8}Okay. I appreciate that.
Where have you been?
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{\an8}Why do you have to know where I was?
I'm home, and I'm safe.
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{\an8}You're home. You're not safe.
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{\an8}Look, I know you twisted your knee, and
that's slowing you down a little bit,
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{\an8}but you're an hour late!
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If you don't start talking,
I'm gonna have to ground you.
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- Fine. Then ground me.
- I don't want to.
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- Then don't.
- I won't, if you talk.
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- I'm not.
- Then you're grounded.
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- Fine!
- Fine!
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You should've told me you were at Jenny's.
I'd have believed you.
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- I was at Jenny's.
- Fibber! I called Jenny's!
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- What's with the teenager?
- Oh, man. I don't know.
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For the last couple of weeks,
she's been so secretive,
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like she's trying to hide something.
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Yeah, with a 13-year-old girl,
it could be anything.
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Problem at school,
hair emergency, stock market.
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Hey, hey!
You know who might know something?
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That new boyfriend of hers.
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Boyfriend? [chuckling]
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Kyra's got a boyfriend?
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Now that I hear it out loud,
I wasn't supposed to say anything.
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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♪ Who I am is who I wanna be ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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{\an8}- We won, Mom!
- That's great, Jakey! Your first win!
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{\an8}Yeah! [laughing]
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{\an8}Ah, how bad was the other team?
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{\an8}They didn't show up.
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}Well, I got something to tell you,
but I don't want you to freak out.
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{\an8}The last time one of us said that,
you ended up with the house.
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{\an8}- Kyra has a boyfriend.
- Oh, God! Here we go again!
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{\an8}Stop overreacting.
It's not that big a deal.
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{\an8}Really? Well, when'd this all start?
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{\an8}I don't know.
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{\an8}- What's his name?
- I don't know.
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{\an8}- Where'd they meet?
- Well, I don't know.
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{\an8}Gee, now I feel silly for overreacting.
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{\an8}It's probably just a crush.
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{\an8}Van said that he's a kid that she has
lunch with and studies with sometimes.
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{\an8}And occasionally they sneak
smokes down in his camper. [laughing]
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{\an8}- Oh, that's funny.
- Yeah, I know.
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{\an8}Hey, you know who you
should tell that joke to? Who?
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{\an8}Our 18-year-old and her baby.
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{\an8}Relax. She's not going
anywhere with this kid
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{\an8}until I meet him and his parents.
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Who knows? We might like him.
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What?
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You're the good one. Remember that.
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{\an8}Okay. Can I go over to my friend's
house to study math?
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No. Grounded means you stay here.
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Hey, you know, Reba,
maybe studying could be the exception.
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I'd be more than happy to drive her over
to her friend's house.
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Oh! No, I grounded her.
I'm gonna drive her over.
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- But I want to.
- I want to first.
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- But I'm headed that way.
- You don't know the way.
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It doesn't matter. Which way is it, Ky--
She's makin' a break for it!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there.
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- You know about Dylan, don't you?
- Yeah.
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I'll tell you what else I know. This kid
better have a job and no prison record.
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And I'm gonna need a urine sample.
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Yup.
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Okay, Dad. Mom, I want you to take me.
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Uh--
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I knew if I let you talk, she'd choose me.
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Remember! You're the good one!
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Okay, Mom. Thanks for the ride. Bye.
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- Wait a minute. I'm coming in too.
- What?
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No. No, you're not.
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Kyra, I can't just drop you off
without meeting Dylan's parents.
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What are you so worried about?
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I don't know
the first thing about these people.
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I mean, they could be drunks or
convicts or telemarketers for all I know.
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Do you enjoy humiliating me?
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It'll be a lot worse if I don't
meet 'em, and they
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catch me goin' through their trash.
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- Mom!
- Kyra, either I go in or nobody does.
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- Fine. Then nobody does.
- Fine!
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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- [knocking]
- [both scream]
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- [chuckling]
- Hi.
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Sorry. Havin' a little
mother-daughter moment.
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They're not all tender.
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Teenagers. Makes me long
for when Dylan was two
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and drinking out of the dog's water bowl.
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Yeah, I miss when Kyra's answer to
everything was holding her breath
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and pulling her dress over her head.
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I love my life.
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Greg Hewitt, Dylan's dad.
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Oh, Reba Hart, Kyra's nightmare.
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Sorry for the look.
I was out back in the garden.
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Ah, no big deal. I just came over
to "meet the parents."
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- Is your wife around?
- Actually, it's just me here.
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- Wife and I divorced last year.
- Oh, class of 2001. Me too.
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Mom, don't you have
your brain surgery today?
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[mock laughing]
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What she means is I should really
be going, and I really should.
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- No, no. Come in for some lemonade.
- Well, okay.
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Great. I grew the lemons myself.
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Wow, that must have saved you
thousands of dollars.
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Mom, you hate lemonade.
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I don't hate lemonade. I'm allergic to it.
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Look what I bought Elizabeth!
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[both giggling]
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They're little baby cross trainers.
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They're shoes...
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but they're little.
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I know!
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Thanks for driving me home.
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Hope I didn't rush you by sitting
in the car for half an hour.
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I couldn't just leave, Kyra.
The man was showing me his garden.
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Right. 'Cause gardens
are so rare in a backyard.
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- Well, I'd better be going.
- Okay.
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Mom, it's not okay
for you to like Dylan's dad.
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So you like her little friend's father?
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Isn't that just a tad inappropriate, Reba?
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Yeah, you're a real moral barometer.
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- Good-bye, Barbra Jean.
- I didn't mean to--
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- Good-bye, Barbra Jean.
- Well, you don't have to tell me twice.
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Yeah, apparently it's three times.
Good-bye, Barbra Jean.
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So, you like Dylan's dad?
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I don't "like him" like him.
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I just approve of him
in a "like him" fashion.
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I'm not going to "barf" barf.
I'm going to vomit in a "barfing" fashion.
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Oh, yeah. Mama's got her groove back.
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I didn't do anything.
I just had lemonade with the man.
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I thought you were allergic to lemonade.
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I am. I just hope his dog isn't.
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You know what this means, Mom?
You're safe dating.
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Come again?
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Yeah, y-you're safe dating.
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When you hang out with someone
in an innocent setting,
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and there's no pressure because it's
not really a "date" date?
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Van and I used to safe date all the time.
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Not safe enough.
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Look, Cheyenne, you can think
whatever you want.
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But I'm an adult,
and as far as I'm concerned,
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I spent a few interesting hours
with a very interesting man.
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Oh, yeah. Mama's got her groove back.
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We have the cutest baby on the planet,
all species included.
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Well, except meerkats.
Have you ever seen a baby meerkat?
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You could just eat their little faces.
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You know what it is, Van?
Elizabeth has your eyes.
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No, it's her chin. She has your chin.
She's cute because of you.
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- No, she's cute because of you.
- No, you.
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No, you.
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Thanks for helping me, Jake.
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We now have our very
first vegetable garden.
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What should we grow?
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Candy!
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Jake, did you plant Skittles?
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Maybe.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Whoops. I forgot.
- What?
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To tell you when Dylan and his
dad are coming over
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so you won't be caught in grimy overalls.
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- What? He's here now?
- Yeah.
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- Why are you playing with your hair?
- I'm not. I just got an itch.
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- Knock it off!
- Ow!
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I can't afford a new couch, and you're
makin' me wanna burn that one.
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Don't tell me we're embarrassing you.
We're married.
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[laughing] Trust me.
Married people don't act like that.
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- [doorbell rings]
- Who is that?
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It doesn't matter who that is. Just scoot.
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Hi, Dylan. Hey, Greg.
I wasn't expecting you.
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Hey. Where's Kyra? She's in there.
Be careful of the garden.
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- I have a garden.
- I'd love to see it sometime.
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Well, it's only dirt
until the Skittles come up.
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- You're growing your own Skittles?
- Yeah.
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That will save you thousands of dollars.
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Yeah. It was good seeing you again.
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Oh, well, hey. Hang on.
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You offered me a drink.
Least I could do is return the favor.
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- Okay. Great.
- Okay.
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I've gotta warn you. Dylan is
gonna hate me hanging around here.
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Oh, that's too bad. Kyra always
approves of everything that I do.
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Who's this?
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This? This is Greg.
Greg, this is Van, my son-in-law.
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Dylan's dad. Nice to meet you.
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What's up?
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I'm gonna be outside, but I could
certainly find my way back inside,
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if you know what I mean.
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- I'll call you if I need something.
- Yeah, you do that, Craig.
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- It's Greg.
- Really? Well!
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I got a name too. It's Butt Kicker.
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We don't use the "Kicker" part much.
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He got his hygienist pregnant?
How'd that happen?
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He said a slip and fall,
but I didn't buy that either.
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- I'm really glad our kids met.
- Me too.
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We should get 'em together more often.
I'll bet they're free Saturday night.
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- Let's go, Dad.
- Dylan, buddy, what's wrong?
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- Nothing! Can we just go?
- I guess, but are you sure we should--
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[voice breaks]
I don't want to talk about it!
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- I think we should go.
- Well, okay.
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Thanks for coming by.
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- Thanks for the coffee, Reba.
- You bet.
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Kyra, is everything all right?
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It's over, okay? He broke up with me.
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I don't understand.
Everything was going so well.
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Maybe Dylan didn't like the fact you were
so friendly with his dad.
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Maybe he was uncomfortable being
on some kind of sick
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old people-young people double date.
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And maybe in the future,
you'll stay out of my business.
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I'm gonna figure out some way
to blame this on your dad!
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Hey, guys. Where's Kyra?
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She's in the tree house, pouting.
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She doesn't wanna talk
to anyone right now.
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I wanna talk to her.
Come on, Van. Give me a boost.
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Oh, maybe I wasn't clear. She would
talk to anyone but you right now.
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I gotta do somethin'.
I feel awful about all this.
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You think you feel bad?
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If I didn't open my big, fat, stupid mouth
about her boyfriend,
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then that little girl wouldn't be out
there with her heart broken.
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Don't anybody ever tell me anything again!
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I love his passion.
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Poor Kyra. These things seem like the end
of the world at her age.
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Mom, she's 13.
They would've broken up in a week anyway.
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Trust me. She's gonna be okay.
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Well, I sure hope so.
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But you, you're in big trouble.
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Me?
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Yeah. You just lost your safe date.
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And at your age,
dating is a big numbers game,
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and the pool of available men
is shrinkin' for you.
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It's not even a pool anymore, Ma.
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It's like a puddle.
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[chuckles] First off, thank you.
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And second, I'm done with Greg
and his lemonade.
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I've already caused enough trouble.
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- Mom, it's okay if you're scared.
- I'm not scared.
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No, it's okay. I mean, think about it.
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The only guy you've ever been
with walked out on you.
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I'd be terrified if Van did that to me,
and my pool is still huge.
242
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Yeah, and you've got
that baby as man bait.
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Look, Mom, Kyra and Dylan are history,
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but you are still using them
as an excuse to hide from this guy.
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- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
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There's nothing you can do about
Kyra and Dylan,
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but if you still wanna see Greg, you can.
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You're just gonna have to risk
getting hurt again.
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So to recap... the puddle is small.
Give him a call.
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I guess you're surprised
I gave you a call.
251
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Uh, I hate to admit it,
but it's a little awkward for me too.
252
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[slurping]
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Ms. Hart, I have soccer
practice in an hour.
254
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I'll make it fast.
255
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:34,183
I just want you to know your dad and I
are not gonna hang out anymore,
256
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so you and Kyra can get back together.
257
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,270
- Really?
- Yep.
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- Oh, hey, Kyra.
- Dylan. Hi.
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- Hey, honey.
- Your mom called.
260
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She says it's
cool if we get back together.
261
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,154
Back together. You did that?
262
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Yep. And this time,
I'm gonna stay out of the way.
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- I'll be in the kitchen if you need me.
- So will I. One sec.
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One sec.
265
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,210
What are you doing?
266
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I fixed everything.
Dylan wants to go out with you.
267
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Of course he does.
268
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,799
- I'm the one who dumped him.
- What?
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00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,426
I don't like him anymore.
He's a huge crybaby.
270
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,471
At first I thought he was sensitive,
but he cries at everything.
271
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He cries at the drop of a hat.
I mean literally.
272
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He dropped his hat and burst into tears.
273
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,398
But you told me you guys broke up
because of me and Greg.
274
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,441
Yeah, I lied. I just did that to
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scare you off so you wouldn't
get involved in my life anymore,
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which obviously worked like a charm.
277
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:33,534
I'm your mother.
I will always get involved in your life.
278
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Good, because someone
has to break up with Dylan.
279
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Be strong, Mom.
280
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,380
Well, this is awkward.
281
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- Hey.
- Hey. Where's Kyra?
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Uh, Dylan.
283
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,438
Hi. [giggles]
284
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,484
Sometimes, Dylan,
things happen in life that are bad,
285
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:08,902
but later you look back,
286
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,531
and they're still bad.
[chuckles nervously]
287
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,408
But at least you're looking back.
288
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:20,164
- Are you breaking up with me?
- No. Um--
289
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,498
You are.
290
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,793
You're breaking up with me. Why?
291
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,089
No, no, Dylan, it's not you.
292
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,968
It's Kyra. Think of this as a good thing.
293
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,261
She's mean.
294
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,809
I-- I can't believe this. [sobbing]
295
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,524
Okay, Dylan, look.
Honey, I know it's hard.
296
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,527
[sobbing]
297
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,869
- Hey, chief. I thought you had soccer.
- I'm not going.
298
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,834
- What's with him?
- Dylan and Kyra broke up, again.
299
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,879
- I'm sorry about this.
- Ah, poor kid.
300
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,757
- Love's tough, huh?
- Yeah.
301
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,260
In the long run, I'd rather he take
the risk and have his heart broken
302
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,805
than maybe miss out on something great.
303
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:22,559
You know, it's funny you mentioned that
'cause there's, uh--
304
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:25,854
That gives me a chance to say something
that I think is kind of important.
305
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:26,855
What is it?
306
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,444
I'm allergic to lemonade.
307
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,656
- Really? I had other stuff.
- Yeah. Yeah.
308
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,867
It's the weirdest thing.
Ever since I was a little kid--
309
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,994
- Do you wanna go out with me?
- Huh?
310
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,621
I said ever since I was a little kid--
311
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,123
Do you wanna go out with me?
312
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,960
'Cause it's a numbers thing, and it's--
313
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,045
The puddle is small.
314
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:57,052
- I'd love to go out with you.
- Whoo!
315
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,929
I took a big chance there.
316
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,557
[sighs] Scary.
317
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,393
Glad that's over with. I'm all sweaty.
318
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,274
Well, I'm glad you did, 'cause I was
afraid I wasn't gonna see you anymore.
319
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,152
Well, you could've asked me out.
320
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:17,364
I know, but ever since Karen abandoned me,
I've had zero self-confidence.
321
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,951
That's something we can
talk about over dinner.
322
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,120
Where should we go?
323
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,663
You know, now that we're dating,
324
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,833
I feel like I can finally let this out.
325
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,836
[voice shaking]
I'm so tired of being brave.
326
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,130
[crying]
327
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,097
Well, Chili's is nice.
328
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,059
She hurt me so bad!
329
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,279
Okay, let it out, big feller.
330
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,655
[sobs]
331
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,578
Well, so much for being scared.
332
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:08,290
- I asked him out, and he said yes.
- Score!
333
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,627
Then he cried tears of joy
all over my favorite blouse.
334
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,299
The dad cries too? What a bunch of freaks!
335
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,345
Yeah, it turns out men crying
is only attractive in theory.
336
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,140
- Where are you going?
- To study.
337
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,809
She met a new boy at school.
338
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:33,273
Oh, no!
339
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,610
I did it again! Why did she tell me?
340
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,488
Damn this open, trusting face!
341
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:46,078
Well, I hope this new
kid's father is u-u-gly!
342
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,294
[theme music playing]
343
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,950
{\an8}Acme! [coughing]
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