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[Elizabeth crying]
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- [clears throat]
- Oh, there she is!
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It's Mommy's first day of school!
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That just sounds wrong.
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{\an8}Okay. Do I look like a college student?
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{\an8}Or do I look like a high school
student pretending to be in college?
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{\an8}Honey, you haven't looked like a high
school student since your third trimester.
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{\an8}Hey, I thought you were gonna
wear my football jersey.
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{\an8}Since I'm taking the semester off,
I'd be there in spirit.
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{\an8}Go Team Montgomery!
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{\an8}Yeah, but it was too bulky.
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{\an8}So, to have you with me,
I wore your deodorant.
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{\an8}Mom, look at her.
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{\an8}I'm gonna miss you so much, Elizabeth.
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{\an8}Van, remember, you can always
reach me on my cell phone.
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{\an8}And she likes to be burped on her lap,
not on the shoulder.
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Oh, and her new favorite chew toy
is Jake's Game Boy.
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That's why it's wet.
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Don't worry, Cheyenne.
I know how to take care of my own baby.
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- You got all that?
- [chuckles]
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- Yep. But I'm not gonna be here.
- [both] What?
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I told you, kids.
I start work at your dad's office today.
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That's today?
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Didn't you see the giant sad
face on the calendar?
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Mom, I-I can't leave my baby
with my husband.
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He's a teenager!
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Mrs. H, I've never taken care of the baby
all by myself before.
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I'm the camera guy. [laughs]
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I document other people
taking care of the baby.
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Okay, well, review the tapes and suit up.
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So I gotta watch the baby and the house
and Kyra and Jake?
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That's four things! I only have two eyes!
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Van, it's just gonna be you and the baby.
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Kyra has a study group
for her big, fancy math class,
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and I signed Jake up
to an after-school activity.
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I don't want to take jazz and tap.
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I'm sorry, honey. Karate was full.
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Too bad. He's gonna need karate when
the bullies find out he's in jazz and tap.
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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♪ Who I am is who I wanna be ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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- Sorry I'm late, Brock.
- Oh, are you late?
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I thought you were just
early for tomorrow.
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{\an8}Okay, I'll tell you what.
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{\an8}Tomorrow you can drop our kids
off at school, and I'll be on time.
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{\an8}Hey, no problem. I'll have
the new girl in my office pick 'em up.
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{\an8}Oh, wait. You're the new girl.
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{\an8}I miss your sense of humor, Brock.
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{\an8}Do you miss it too?
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{\an8}I'll tell you what I don't miss.
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{\an8}Okay, all right. Hang on.
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{\an8}I'm sorry. Let's just
try to be professional.
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{\an8}Let's pretend that you never had
a midlife crisis that destroyed our family
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{\an8}and I never--
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{\an8}Well, I'm really not at fault here, am I?
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{\an8}The point is you're the boss.
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{\an8}- Except for one thing.
- What?
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{\an8}I'm not gonna be your boss.
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{\an8}[gasps]
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{\an8}There's my new gal Friday!
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{\an8}Here's your uniform! [squealing]
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We'll be twins!
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- Brock--
- Reba--
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- Brock!
- Reba, like it or not, you need this job.
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Now, I'm with patients all day,
and Barbra Jean runs the office,
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so you're just gonna have to deal with it.
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[exhales] Okay.
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But when Jake makes it big in tap,
I'm never working again.
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It's okay, it's okay. Mommy's here.
You can stop your crying.
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- Van, where's Elizabeth?
- Don't know.
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Napping?
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Oh, Cheyenne. Sweet, naive Cheyenne.
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What? Come on, Van! Where is she?
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Her afternoon nap ended an hour ago,
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at which time
I transported her to the kitchen,
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where she enjoyed crushed bananas
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and seven Cheerios.
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After such a hearty feast, she retired
to her favorite post-meal activity,
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the bouncy seat.
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Oh! Hi, Elizabeth.
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- Wow.
- [cooing]
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Van! You did all of this?
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And videotaped it.
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Yeah.
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[sighs]
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Hey, Mom. How was your day?
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[shudders]
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Wow. It's really that bad working for Dad?
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I didn't work for him. I was working for--
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[shudders]
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You were working for Barbra Jean?
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I'm off the clock.
I don't wanna talk about it.
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Why do you have a smiley-face sticker on
your smock that says "Good job"?
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I said I don't wanna talk about it!
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Oh, wait. I need you to sign this.
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[sighs] What?
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It's a drop slip from my advanced
math class. It's too hard.
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Hey, you wanted to take this,
and you're gonna see it through.
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We don't take the easy way out.
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Anybody can drop a math class
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or stab a big, goofy blonde.
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Whoa! What happened to this place?
It's spotless!
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You know how you take
your clothes to the cleaners
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and they say it's been Martinized?
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Well, this place has been Martin-Vanned.
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Uh-oh. Teletubbies is on.
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The gay one makes me laugh.
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Aren't you proud of him, Cheyenne?
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Yeah. I'm quitting college.
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- What?
- I just-- I can't do this, Mom.
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All day long, all I did was
worry about Van and the baby.
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What is it around here?
I wanna put up a big sign that says,
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"We don't quit!"
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Sometimes it's better to suffer now
and get what you want later.
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And right now
we're all suffering a little bit.
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[tap shoes clacking]
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Some of us more than others.
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[grinding]
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- Pop quiz!
- [screams]
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Barbra Jean!
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Oh, my Lord!
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Quick! Where do we keep the floss?
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Oh, well. Moving on to filing.
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Now...
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I have a very special system.
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Let me guess. Does it have
anything to do with the alphabet?
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Okay. [slowly] "Mr. Richard Bolwork."
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B-- B-- Bolwork.
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Where do you think we file this one, Reba?
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Right after "B-- B-- Bite me"?
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Well, technically, yes.
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[phone rings]
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Dr. Hart's office. Yes--
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[gasps]
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You just hung up on a patient.
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Because you didn't give
the authorized greeting.
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Around here we say,
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Welcome to the dental offices
[singsong] of Dr. Brock Hart.
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[phone rings]
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[monotone] Welcome to the dental office
of Dr. Brock Hart.
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More welcoming.
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Two syllables in "Hart." Sing it with me.
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Dr. Brock [singsong] Ha-art
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You see, it goes up and then down.
[singsong] Ha-art
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I'm not. I'm not answering
the phone that way.
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- If you don't try, you'll never learn.
- I don't want to learn.
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- [phone ringing]
- Go on. Pick it up.
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Pick it up.
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- No.
- Please?
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- No!
- I'm ordering you to pick it up.
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- Ordering?
- [ringing continues]
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Okay, fine.
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There. It's picked up.
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You realize this is not a cordless phone.
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Barbra Jean is driving me crazy.
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So please fire me!
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Why don't you just quit?
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'Cause I made such
a big deal about not quitting to the kids.
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I don't want 'em thinking badly of me.
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What are they gonna think of me
when I fire their mother?
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Oh, you've already done so much to me,
they'll expect it.
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Reba, look, you need real work experience.
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- Well, this is it.
- But she's so irritating!
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You should see how she makes me
answer that stupid phone!
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It's insane, singing your name
down and then up,
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or some garbage like that.
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No, no, no.
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See, it's up and then down.
[singsong] Ha-art.
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Come on, try it with me.
[singsong] Ha-art.
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You enjoy watching her
torture me, don't you?
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Oh, come on. She's not torturing you.
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You know, Barbra Jean wants this to
work out more than anyone.
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She considers you a friend.
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[sobbing] Why?
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Why does she like me so much?
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Everyone likes you, Reba.
That's your curse.
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[continues sobbing]
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Look, Barbra Jean's big dream
is to stay home with the baby.
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All she needs to do
is train a replacement.
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You mean, if I do everything she asks,
she'll go away?
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Yes.
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Oh. Well, then--
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[giggles]
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Excuse me, Dr. Hart.
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I gotta go earn me a smiley-face sticker.
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And...
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- [beep]
- Go.
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Oh!
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[groaning]
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- [beep]
- Yes!
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Another speed record
for the doctor of diaper, Van Montgomery!
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[imitating crowd cheering]
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What are you doing?
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Gettin' ready for game time.
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That right there was 15 seconds.
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You add a five-second
squirm factor for the real baby,
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and I'm 20 seconds, poop to pail.
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You're really into this, aren't you?
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Well, it's physically
and mentally challenging. Why?
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Are you gonna make fun of me?
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Van, it's me.
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It's just, didn't Cheyenne's last class
end an hour ago?
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She's probably in the library.
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Van, it's Cheyenne.
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- [beeping]
- Okay. You know what?
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Not that I have anything to prove
to you, Kyra--
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- [line ringing]
- [sighs]
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- [loud rock music playing]
- Hi, Cheyenne.
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Where are you?
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No, no, I-- I can't
hear you over the music!
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Yeah, the baby's fine, but I--
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[music continues]
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Okay. Bye.
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- [beep]
- She's in the library.
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The music library!
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And then the nun says,
"I do it out of habit." [laughing]
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Barbra Jean, could you get Mr. Akinawa
a complimentary toothbrush?
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Oh! Already taken care of.
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Along with minted floss,
validated parking,
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and a little drool cup,
just until the Novocain wears off.
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Okay? There you go.
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Reba!
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That was really wonderful.
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You are showing substantial improvement.
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Thank you, Barbra Jean.
Just doin' the best job I can.
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Good Reba frighten Brock.
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Well, Reba, since you seem
ready for a new challenge,
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why don't we organize the magazine rack
in the waiting area?
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Already done, with the children's
magazines on the lower rung,
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women's magazines on the middle,
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and sports and golf
on the top for the men.
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Oh, and I threw out
the National Geographic.
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It has dirty pictures.
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The student has surpassed the teacher.
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[both sighing]
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- You might be ready to fly solo.
- You mean work without you?
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It's just,
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I haven't had my eyebrows waxed
since Henry was born.
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It's startin' to look
like I got bangs, so--
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- Go. Get waxed.
- [giggles]
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Leave the office
for as long as you want to.
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Forever, if you want.
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00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,292
- Really?
- Yeah!
244
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- Take the day off.
- Okay.
245
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,797
Oh, and Barbra Jean, while you're at it,
246
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,674
you may wanna take care of, uh--
247
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,512
Thank you, Reba. You're a real friend.
248
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,889
Hi. I'm here for Dr. Brock.
249
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,225
- So!
- Hi, Mrs. Turner.
250
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,727
I didn't realize you were coming in today.
251
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,646
Yeah. 3:30. There she is.
252
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,065
The doctor'll be right with you.
Good-bye, Barbra Jean.
253
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,776
But I am sure...
254
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,028
sure that was canceled.
255
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,198
Hey, Tonya. You're right on time.
256
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,951
I'll be with you in a minute to check out
those beautiful teeth.
257
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,832
See, Barbra Jean?
Everything's under control.
258
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,293
So, Tonya Turner.
259
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,504
Why don't you just
put it under "T," for tramp!
260
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,341
- [whimpers]
- What?
261
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:47,303
Brock and her? No!
262
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,680
- [sobs]
- Well--
263
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,390
No! Why would you say that?
264
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:52,892
It could happen.
265
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,061
Things have changed between Brock and I
since Henry was born.
266
00:14:56,812 --> 00:15:01,275
I'm afraid we've lost that spark we had
I was his hygienist and not his wife.
267
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,319
Yeah, those were the days.
268
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:07,990
It's like--
269
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,910
It's like he doesn't
find me attractive anymore.
270
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,538
Do you know we haven't had
intimacies in over a month?
271
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,042
H-H-Hello! Hello!
272
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:24,798
Reba, I don't wanna lose Brock to the next
pretty thing that sits in his dental chair
273
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,508
What should I do?
274
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:27,635
- Help me, Reba!
- Aah!
275
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,636
Please!
276
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:32,056
Okay. Okay, okay. Just stop touching me.
277
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:37,394
If you have... needs,
278
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:40,147
then you should talk to Brock
and tell him what they are.
279
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:43,192
Tell him. Don't tell me.
I repeat. Tell Brock. Don't tell me.
280
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,780
Okay. I'll try.
281
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,327
[sighs]
282
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:58,165
[whimpering] I can't, I can't,
I can't, I can't!
283
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,250
Barbra Jean, stop! Wait just a second!
284
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,461
- Barbra Jean!
- What the heck is going on?
285
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:07,257
Why did Barbra Jean just come into my
office, go "I ca-- I ca--" and run away?
286
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,219
I couldn't say.
287
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,429
- What did you do to her?
- I didn't do anything!
288
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:15,391
You must have. Now, you need to
run after her and apologize.
289
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,394
I'm not the one
she's got a problem with. Oh--
290
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,314
Well, what's that supposed to mean?
What'd she say?
291
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:26,235
Look, Brock, I'm just
tryin' to do my job. Okay?
292
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:30,739
So, your 3:30 cleaning is waiting on you,
you have a 5:00 root canal,
293
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,283
and at 7:00, you should
have sex with your wife. Coffee?
294
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,584
Did you just say what I...
what I think you said?
295
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:45,087
I must have.
My whole mouth just went numb.
296
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,343
Oh, yeah, I knew it was a good idea
to have you working here.
297
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,428
[groans]
298
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,096
So...
299
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,349
what'd she say about me-- Us?
300
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,686
Nothin'. Just that.
301
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,021
Oh.
302
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,648
Okay then.
303
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:05,774
Back to work.
304
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:10,529
Okay.
305
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,908
It's not 'cause I can't perform, you know.
306
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,160
Oh, Lord!
307
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,663
Uh, maybe this is a little too personal.
308
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:20,914
Oh, you think?
309
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:25,711
I mean, we should be talking
about mouthwash, fluoride treatment,
310
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,379
anything but how you perform.
311
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,007
- But I can, you know.
- Oh, talk about it with Barbra Jean.
312
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,593
You're right. You're right. Sorry.
313
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:34,887
But I can.
314
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,186
[door unlocking]
315
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,983
Oh. It's you.
316
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,321
Hello to you too, sunshine.
317
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,824
Ah. Is that dinner?
318
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,367
Looks great.
319
00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:00,079
Yeah, I suppose it was good
at dinnertime, an hour ago.
320
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,584
We eat dinner as a family in this house.
321
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,462
And if you're gonna be late,
there's a new invention.
322
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,005
It's called a telephone!
323
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,924
Hey! Hey! [sarcastic laugh]
324
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:18,847
Van, I'm too tired to deal with
the usual insanity today.
325
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,016
Whoa. Mrs. H.
326
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,436
I'm sorry. I'm just wiped out.
327
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,232
Talk to me.
328
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,193
I hate my job.
329
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,239
You know how when Barbra Jean and
Brock come over and visit for 10 minutes,
330
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,408
then I come in here and bang my head
against the refrigerator?
331
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,162
I've been with 'em for eight hours today!
332
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,081
Touch it! It's still hot!
333
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,378
So quit.
334
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,921
I can't quit.
335
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,924
I need the job and work experience,
not to mention the money.
336
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:57,427
You have job experience.
Three days' worth.
337
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:00,931
And no amount of money is worth
what you're going through.
338
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,560
A million dollars would be,
but you're not making that. Right?
339
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,441
But I made a big deal
about not quittin' to the kids.
340
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,194
They're kids. Tell 'em to shut up.
341
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,783
That's right. I have that power.
342
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,246
Thanks, Van. You're quite a guy.
343
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,169
I'm glad someone feels that way.
344
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:34,965
Okay.
345
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,092
Talk to me.
346
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,344
It's Cheyenne.
347
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,389
She hasn't called. She hasn't been
home to check on me.
348
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:45,017
Maybe that's because
you're doing such a great job.
349
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,978
I just wish she could see us here,
350
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,566
her husband and newborn baby,
alone, our dinner getting cold.
351
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,319
A sandwich?
352
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,487
Our dinner getting warm.
353
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,037
Van, Cheyenne loves you and Elizabeth
with all her heart.
354
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,956
But college gives her a chance
to spread her wings,
355
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,708
figure out who she is.
356
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,503
I think she deserves it after all she's
been through. Don't you?
357
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,464
Yeah.
358
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,300
Look, I know it's hard.
359
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,054
But making her feel guilty
is no way to keep her at home.
360
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,098
Now, if you'll excuse me,
361
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:28,227
I gotta go call Brock and tell him
he can take his job and...
362
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,853
♪ Shove it ♪
363
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:42,115
All right. Jake's gonna show us what
he learned in his first week of tap.
364
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:46,036
And we're all gonna love it... Kyra.
365
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:49,748
I love it already.
366
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:52,751
Go ahead, Jake.
367
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,643
Oh-ho! Yeah!
368
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:13,897
[Van] Yeah!
369
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,442
Mrs. H, you gotta let him quit.
370
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,575
[theme music playing]
371
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,440
{\an8}Acme! [coughing]
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