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And there's a pass over to Jake Hart,
the rookie out of Houston, Texas.
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- He kicks the ball over to the sidelines!
- Oh, my God. Is that me?
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I'm huge! I don't really
look like that, do I?
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No. No.
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Hart has the ball.
He dribbles it past the kid
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who can't possibly be seven. [chuckles]
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He shoots! He scores! [cheering]
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- Way to go, buddy!
- Oh, Jake, I'm so proud of you.
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- Your first goal!
- It was nothing.
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- Aw.
- [laughs]
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Okay, Jake. Come on, let's go.
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We don't want to be late for your game.
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Gee, Reba, you could have
at least washed his uniform.
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I did. And then he played a game in it.
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Oh, you're kiddin'!
He had the early game this week?
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- And he scored his first goal.
- Well, for his own team.
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- Hey, Jake. Way to go!
- Where were you?
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Oh, I'm sorry, pal, but...
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I just couldn't think straight.
I was up all night with the baby.
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It's okay.
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Hey, but the good part of it is,
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we got it all on tape, and you can
watch it with your dad any time.
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- It'll be just like he was there.
- Oh, but when you watch it,
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fast-forward past me.
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If only we could do that in real life.
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Hey, Jakey, I think I got a way
to make this up to ya.
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You remember how we were talkin'
last year about gettin' a treehouse?
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Well, I'm gonna build that treehouse
for you, buddy.
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All right! Hoo-hoo!
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For you, Jake.
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- Thanks, Dad.
- Hey, you bet.
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All right, everybody get cleaned up.
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I'm takin' everyone
to Fat Tony's for pizza!
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Whoo-hoo! Come on.
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[grunting]
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[Reba chuckling]
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A treehouse?
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Look, I know you feel bad
about missin' the game,
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but for once, you have a good excuse.
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You have a three-week-old baby at home.
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Dear God, it's only been three weeks?
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Oh, I had no idea it was this exhausting
taking care of a newborn.
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I guess the three you already have
wouldn't have prepared you for that.
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Look, Brock, you've got to stop
makin' promises you can't keep.
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Jake's just gonna end up disappointed.
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Oh, Reba! I've heard
this speech a hundred times.
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And why do you think that is?
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Look, I missed
a big moment in Jake's life.
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- I want to make it up to him.
- Then start small.
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Make a promise you can keep.
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Take him out for a pizza.
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I want to do somethin' big.
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Order a large.
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[theme song playing]
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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[laughing]
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- Van, it's not funny.
- Aw, come on. It's a little funny.
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[laughing] The whole school
thought it was funny.
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What's not funny?
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I wore two different shoes to
school today, because I can't see my feet.
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[laughing]
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Okay, that's not funny.
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Not as funny as watchin' her
get out of a chair.
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{\an8}I'm done. I am so tired of being pregnant.
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I want this baby out of me right now.
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Oh, honey, these things
happen in the ninth month.
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I remember when I was pregnant with Kyra--
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{\an8}Oh, Mom, please. I cannot hear
another one of your
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{\an8}"back when I was pregnant" stories.
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{\an8}Well, hello, hormones.
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{\an8}My body cannot possibly stretch anymore.
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{\an8}My ankles are fat. My back hurts-- Van!
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{\an8}Will you please stop
breathing down my neck?
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{\an8}I'm over here.
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{\an8}[weeping] I'm so sick of being pregnant.
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{\an8}If it makes you feel any better,
we're all sick of you being pregnant.
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{\an8}I'd do anything
to get this thing over with.
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That's nice. Th-That's nice.
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No, no, babes, I...
So you feel more comfortable!
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And-and-and not so i-in pain
and not so mean.
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{\an8}Special Delivery for Jake Hart.
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{\an8}- Brock, what are you doin'?
- Fulfilling a promise.
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{\an8}This is Jake's new treehouse.
Everything is in the box.
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{\an8}Where's the guy
that's gonna put it together?
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{\an8}- [door closes]
- Ha-ha-ha. I'm gonna do it.
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{\an8}When?
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{\an8}Well, I'm not so sure about that part yet.
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{\an8}Brock, havin' a treehouse
in a box that'll never get built
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{\an8}is gonna torture Jake.
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{\an8}Let's get it out of here
before he sees it. Come on.
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{\an8}Hey. What's that?
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And the torture begins.
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- Here's your sandwich, Jake.
- I'm gonna eat it in the treehouse.
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All right. But watch out for squirrels.
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When's Dad gonna build it?
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Well, honey, that's hard to say.
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Your dad's been pretty busy, you know.
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I'm gonna eat this at Bobby's.
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His treehouse is outside.
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But our fridge is a lot closer.
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[phone dial beeping]
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[line ringing]
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- [baby crying]
- Wh-hoa.
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Hello?
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There's a little boy over here
waitin' for his treehouse.
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Reba?
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How many families do you have?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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- But B.J.'s still on maternity leave...
- [crying]
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...and what with me doin'
double duty at the office all day,
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and then helpin' with Henry at night,
I just don't have the time.
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And yet you found the time to go out
and buy this large box
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and put it in my kitchen.
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[woman screams]
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Boy, that kid's got a set of lungs.
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Actually, that one was B.J.
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[Southern accent] All right.
Let's build us a treehouse.
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- Wanna chew?
- No, thanks.
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Aw, don't be such a wuss.
It's just bubble gum.
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You know, Mrs. H, it's pretty cool
you're buildin' this for Jake.
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I just hope someday
I'm as good a dad as you.
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Well, remember me at Father's Day.
I could use a shoehorn.
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Mom, I need to borrow Van for a second.
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- Say no.
- Come here.
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Van, I need you to have
sex with me right now.
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Cheyenne, I am not a faucet.
You can't just turn me on and off.
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Van, I just read in the pregnancy book
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that having sex is the best way
to induce labor.
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Okay, that's not a turn-on.
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Okay, Van. I'm ready to go.
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Cheyenne, your mother needs me.
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Fine. But when you're done,
we're doin' it.
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All right. I've got boards "A" and "B."
You read the instructions.
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Okay.
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[speaking Spanish]
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- [in English] Van, that's Spanish.
- I know.
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This is gonna take forever.
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Forget the instructions.
We don't need 'em.
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We can build this thang.
We've got the tool belts,
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- and we've got this thang.
- [whirs]
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- [shouts]
- Ooh.
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[chortles]
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Step aside, son.
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[gasps]
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Okay. [chuckles]
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That's only fun
when you're expectin' it, okay?
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All right, just hold the board. All right?
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[whining]
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Aha! And that thar is how it's done.
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Courtesy of Mr. Black and Mr. Decker.
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[puffs]
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[sighs]
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Uh, Mrs. H.
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Oh, we can sand that down.
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- Well, what do you think?
- [sighs]
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- It's perfect.
- Yeah.
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Hey, hey! You built the treehouse.
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Little lopsided, isn't it?
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Lean your head this way.
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Oh, hey. Nice job.
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Dad! You built my treehouse!
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[chuckles]
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Actually, your mother built it.
And... it's practically level.
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- Uh, I helped.
- Mm-hmm.
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- It's really cool inside.
- Wow. Can I eat in it?
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Sure you can.
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Can I sleep in it?
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Absolutely. Camp out tonight.
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Dad! Will you camp out in it with me?
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- Sure he will.
- Uh, y-yeah. I'd love to.
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- Yay!
- [laughs]
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Aw, great. I do all the work,
and he gets to have all the fun?
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Now who's makin' promises I can't keep?
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Oh, you saw how excited he was.
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I kinda got swept up in the moment.
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I can see why you make all those promises.
It's intoxicating.
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Reba, I'd love to stay over,
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but I don't know about leavin' B.J.
with the baby all night by herself.
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Oh, come on. It's one night.
I have faith in B.J.
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Please don't make me say that again.
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And if she runs into trouble,
she can call me.
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[scoffs] Boy, you are swept up
in the moment.
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Well, all right. I'll do it.
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But listen. After this,
neither of us makes any more promises.
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I promise.
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Hey, my track record's clean.
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[mutters, laughs]
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I was just thinkin'. You know, I could
stay in there with you, if I had to.
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Because I built the treehouse, right?
I know all the ins and outs.
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[baby-talk]
Do you wanna sleep in the treehouse, Van?
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No. I'm just sayin' that I'm available.
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Hey, hey, hey. Who's ready for a campout?
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- Me! I'll be in the treehouse, Dad.
- [chuckles]
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Okay. Okay.
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I guess I'll just be sleepin'
with my wife then. Okay.
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Say, do you realize this is the first time
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I've slept over here
since the night we decided to separate?
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As I recall, you slept out in the yard
that night too.
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Yeah. You think you could keep
the sprinklers off this time?
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[laughing]
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- Maybe.
- Yeah.
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Hey, listen, Reba.
Thanks for puttin' together the treehouse.
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I'm really lookin' forward
to some one-on-one time with Jake.
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I know it's gonna mean a lot to him.
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[doorbell rings]
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[baby crying]
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I can't do it by myself. I need help.
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I said you could call.
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- [baby crying]
- [B.J.] Reba, I don't know what to do.
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He's been cryin' ever since Brock left.
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I tried everything,
but he just won't shut up!
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[gasps]
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I'm sorry, sweetie. Mommy loves you.
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Barbra Jean, you've got to calm down.
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I need Brock. Where's Brock?
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Okay, hold on. There's no need
to bother the boys.
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I'm sure the two of us
can handle a three-week-old baby.
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Oh, dear God. It's only been three weeks.
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[fussing]
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Reba, I sing to him, I rock him,
I bounce him on my knee,
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but he never sleeps.
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Have you tried the dryer?
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Reba, that's awful.
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Barbara Jean, you place
the carrier on top of the dryer.
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Nothin' works, Reba. Nothin' works.
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Oh, what is wrong with me?
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I can't even get my own
baby to stop cryin'.
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- Well, maybe if you'd stop cryin'.
- I can't.
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Maybe I should go sit on the dryer.
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Would you hold him, Reba?
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Barbara Jean, you do remember
that you conceived that child
238
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while Brock and I were still married.
239
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I don't mind.
240
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I'm gonna go get Brock.
241
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:35,064
[shushing] Oh, come on. Henry.
242
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,026
Jake, what are you doin' in here?
243
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,904
Getting juice.
Dad said I could pee outside,
244
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,531
but I didn't have to go yet.
245
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,452
You're havin' a good time
with your dad, aren't ya?
246
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,745
Yeah.
247
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,874
Well, all right.
Don't stay up too late, okay?
248
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And aim away from the house.
249
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:10,224
[baby crying]
250
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,476
I can't believe I'm gonna say this.
251
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,982
- Let me hold your baby.
- [sighs]
252
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,067
[cries louder]
253
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,652
Oh, man.
254
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,903
Binky.
255
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,115
- [calming down]
- Nappy.
256
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,033
Blanky.
257
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,664
- [cooing]
- See, you just gotta stay calm.
258
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,709
[sing-song]
And talk to him in a soothing voice.
259
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,253
Yeah. Yes, you do.
260
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,339
Just "cwose" your "widdle" eyes. Now.
261
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,759
And you go to "seep." Yeah.
262
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,428
He's asleep.
263
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,681
- [snoring]
- And so are you.
264
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,443
Mom, what are you doing with Henry?
265
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,904
What did you do to B.J.?
266
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:09,575
Well, she's asleep,
and I'm helpin' with the baby,
267
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,619
and Brock's out in
the treehouse with Jake.
268
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,621
Hmm. That's right. Rub it in.
269
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,165
Where have you two been?
270
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,335
We walked for five miles
tryin' to induce labor.
271
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,711
And we got nothing.
272
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,463
Oh, but we had another option.
273
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,966
What are y'all in such a hurry for?
274
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,218
That baby's gonna come out
when she's ready.
275
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,554
Yeah, but we're ready now. [sighs]
276
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,933
[chuckles] He is so cute.
277
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,934
Yeah.
278
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,769
Mom, can I hold him?
279
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,020
Oh, sure.
280
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,652
- Support his head.
- Okay. [chuckles]
281
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,570
There you go. [laughing]
282
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,782
Oh, my God. He's so tiny.
283
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,742
[fussing]
284
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,161
- Uh-oh.
- Relax.
285
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,163
- Uh-oh.
- Relax, they can smell fear.
286
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,750
Cheyenne, what are you doin' to him?
287
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,377
I'm not doing anything to him.
288
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,836
- [crying]
- Oh. He must be hungry.
289
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,088
I'll go warm up his bottle.
290
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,923
Oh. Oh, no. Mom. Mom.
291
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,092
Mom, don't leave me. Please. Mom...
292
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,386
Cheyenne, what's wrong?
You've held babies before.
293
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,389
Yes. But I always pass 'em back
when they start to cry.
294
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,266
- Here.
- What are you doing?
295
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,519
Well, it's... it's your turn.
You need the practice.
296
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,980
- Yeah, you hardly practiced at all.
- [crying continues]
297
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,856
And like, I don't know
anything about babies.
298
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,316
Van? Here.
299
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,651
- I--
- Support the head.
300
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,152
Okay. Yeah.
301
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,029
[breathlessly] Okay.
302
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,407
- Okay. I can do this.
- [softly] Okay.
303
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,618
Oh, yes.
Yeah, he's like a little football.
304
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,245
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
305
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,915
Oh, his little arms and hands and legs...
306
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,667
- [crying]
- And a head.
307
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,545
- He's nothing like a football.
- [loud whisper] I know.
308
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,005
[both] Mom.
309
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,096
Well, look at that.
310
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,349
Walkin' and supportin' the head,
all at the same time.
311
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,477
Mom, I don't know what we were thinking.
312
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,937
We are not ready for this.
313
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,815
Cheyenne, it's a little late
to change your mind.
314
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:08,861
Look, I know how you feel.
I remember the day you were born.
315
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,071
Oh, wait. You don't like those stories.
316
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,656
No. No, no, no, no, no.
317
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:15,576
Please. Tell us. We're that desperate.
318
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,999
Well, when the nurse
first handed you to me, I was petrified.
319
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,879
I thought, how am I supposed to
keep this little, tiny thing alive?
320
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:31,467
And then I looked into your eyes,
and my maternal instincts just kicked in.
321
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,346
And I knew somehow... we'd figure it out.
322
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,350
You think I have maternal instincts?
323
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,435
Yeah.
324
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,687
And I'm just gonna know what to do?
325
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:44,772
No.
326
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,194
But you'll love her so much
that you'll learn.
327
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,155
- [Van] Uh-oh.
- What?
328
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,657
What's that smell?
329
00:17:58,368 --> 00:17:59,578
Here. Take him.
330
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,665
And that's your paternal instincts
kickin' in.
331
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,589
You don't have a dirty didy. No.
332
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,300
Somebody's been tellin' stories on you.
333
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,968
- Yes, they have.
- [door opens]
334
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:18,180
I'm havin' a dog of a time
gettin' to sleep out there.
335
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,723
I keep thinkin' I hear a baby.
336
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,560
- Is that Henry?
- Yes.
337
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,563
- Well, where's B.J.?
- [snoring]
338
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,027
You killed her, didn't you?
339
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,948
No, I been too busy.
340
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,660
Reba, this isn't right.
341
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,078
You can't keep coverin' for me.
342
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,248
It's not your job to build treehouses
or take care of my baby.
343
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,749
I know.
344
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,211
Well, I better get B.J.
and little Henry home.
345
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,132
- You're leaving?
- Oh, Jake. Wait. I--
346
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,427
Here. [sighs]
347
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,429
Oh, man.
348
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,099
I'll go talk to Jake. I got ya into this.
349
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,560
No, no, no. I'll go talk to him.
350
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,563
I'm the one that caused all of this mess.
351
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,948
Well, it looks like
it's just me and you again.
352
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,701
Let's go make fun of your mama.
353
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,749
Jake?
354
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:32,337
We need to talk. Look... [sighs]
355
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:35,424
I don't want you to be mad at the baby.
It's not his fault.
356
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,509
I'm not mad at him.
357
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,553
I'm mad at you.
358
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,765
Well, okay. That's... That's good.
359
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:48,228
But you know, in a way,
it sorta is the baby's fault.
360
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,857
No, no, it's not. It's all my fault.
361
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,275
Oh, Jake...
362
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,486
I'm so sorry about what happened tonight.
363
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,989
It's just that... Well...
364
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:03,452
When there's a new baby in the family,
things change.
365
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,747
You know, there... there are times
that I have to spend with him,
366
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,957
and there are times
that I get to spend with you,
367
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,210
and there are times
that we get to spend together.
368
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,505
Now, I haven't figured out quite how
that's all gonna work yet.
369
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,884
- But I will.
- But I miss you.
370
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,678
Yeah. I miss you too.
371
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:26,767
How's everything goin'?
372
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,394
You know, I think we're doin' okay.
373
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,773
Barbara Jean and Henry are ready to go.
374
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,358
Well, I'll see ya, partner.
375
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,241
[Southern accent] Hey there, camper.
376
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:46,078
Mom, will you sleep
in the treehouse with me?
377
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,081
I only build 'em. I don't sleep in 'em.
378
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:53,835
But I know someone
who's been feelin' a little left out.
379
00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,509
[Van] Ooh. And I nailed that there,
and I tightened that hex nut.
380
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,346
I bolted that crossbeam right there.
381
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,974
Ooh! And that's my blood there.
382
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,687
- And, uh--
- [Jake] Can we go to sleep now?
383
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,697
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