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What's this? "Harris County Courthouse."
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Oh. That must be my copy
of the final divorce papers.
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Congratulations.
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I mean, no offense, hon,
but gettin' rid of Brock
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is like gettin' rid of a wart.
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Twenty years of buildin' a life together,
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and it all ends with an envelope
stuck to a coupon for Popeyes Chicken.
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Are you okay?
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Oh, I'm fine.
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It's not like this came out of left field.
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Hey, you don't always
have to be the tough gal.
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Even gettin' a wart removed is painful.
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Let me take you to the spa.
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Nothin' helps you forget
a cheatin' sack of dirt
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like a good mud pack.
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I'm fine! I was worried about the kids.
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But I've been preparin' 'em
for this day so long,
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that, when I finally told 'em
the divorce was official,
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- they were relieved.
- Really?
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Yeah. Relieved we didn't have
to talk about it anymore.
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And so am I.
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This little paper lets me
get on with my life, and I'm ready.
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Hallelujah! Time to find you a man.
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Oh, I'm not ready for that.
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You just don't rush out
the day your divorce is final.
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I did, all three times.
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I don't know.
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I never saw myself as one of those
desperate divorcees,
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goin' to bars, dressin' too young,
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- droolin' on every man that walks by.
- Hey, watch it. Watch it.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hey.
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Dad bought me new shoes.
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Pretty.
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I got slime.
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[farting sound]
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Speakin' of slime, hello, Lori Ann.
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Brock, we were just talking about you
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and other unsightly blemishes.
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So, shoes, slime,
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feeling guilty, ex-husband?
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You got your papers.
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Yes, I got my papers.
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Now where are my new shoes?
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Reba, are you okay?
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Why does everyone keep askin' me that?
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What's not to be okay about?
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Because now you're truly, truly alone.
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Reba, I just want you to know...
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that, if you need us, we are here for you.
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[mouthing]
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- Let's go.
- Yeah.
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Okay. Now I'm ready to move on.
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[door closes]
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[theme song playing]
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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Okay. We will find you someone.
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I have two megabytes of men.
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"Married. Married. Dead.
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Gay. Gay. Gay."
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Three of 'em are gay?
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No, just the one,
but he came out in a big way.
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{\an8}What's goin' on?
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{\an8}I am finding your mother a date.
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{\an8}Ooh, I can help.
A lot of old guys hit on me.
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{\an8}Should you be a part of this conversation?
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{\an8}Why can't we talk like two mature adults?
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{\an8}You know, I'm a married woman now,
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{\an8}practically a high school graduate.
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{\an8}So you're okay with me dating?
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{\an8}I want you to be happy.
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{\an8}I envy you gettin' back
into the dating world.
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{\an8}I miss it.
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{\an8}Okay, here's one.
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{\an8}Dermatologist, tall, real hair.
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{\an8}I don't wanna date a dermatologist.
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{\an8}Okay. How about Jason Stevens?
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{\an8}Pilot, looks great in a uniform.
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{\an8}It's a chance to join the mile-high club.
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I'm already a member.
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Go, Mom!
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{\an8}[laughs]
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}Okay, you just pick
a name and a profession you want.
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{\an8}It's not that easy. I'm out of practice.
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Do you realize
the last time I was on a date,
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before Brock, was with Parker Reynolds?
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I have him right here.
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- My Parker Reynolds?
- Who's he?
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He is the man your mother dumped
to marry your father.
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Oh, this is the double-date story.
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Yeah.
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I was with Parker,
and your father was with Lori Ann.
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Must we discuss all our past sins?
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[laughs]
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Parker was the president
of your father's fraternity.
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He was on the tennis team,
the dean's list--
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Had a butt like a pair of honeydew melons.
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He and your mother were the perfect
overachiever couple.
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Just like me and Van.
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I didn't know he'd moved back to Houston.
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Oh, yeah. He is a big,
muckety-muck oil executive.
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And by "muckety-muck," I mean loaded.
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Give him a call.
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[chuckles] Oh, no. I couldn't.
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Why not? He sounds great.
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Why'd you break up with him?
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You know, I don't even remember.
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I just liked your father better,
for some reason I...
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also don't remember.
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It's ringing!
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Lori Ann, we were in college.
He won't remember me.
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Hello? Parker, do you remember Reba?
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He does.
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You know what Mom's doing?
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Getting dressed for her date.
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I know. She told me...
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over and over.
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You know what that means.
We're getting a new daddy.
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We are?
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See, when moms get married
the second time,
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all the kids get adopted, and everyone
has to change their last names.
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Nah-uh.
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And you'll have
to share your room with the new children.
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New children?
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You know, the ones that Mom and new Dad
will love more than us.
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Okay, here she comes, one hot mama.
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[Cheyenne chuckles]
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Van, what do you think?
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About what?
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Oh, men don't notice clothes.
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Then why did we spend
the last three hours doin' this?
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All right, kids. Bye-bye.
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Call me on the cell phone if you need me.
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- Bye, Mom.
- Bye.
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What, isn't he picking you up?
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No. I thought I'd meet him
at the restaurant.
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Well, if you're gonna be dating,
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I think your friends should
pick you up at the house
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so we get to meet them beforehand.
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Mmm-hmm.
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What are you gonna do,
cut off my allowance?
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[Van] And don't stay out too late.
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Oh, and Mom? Start slow.
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Yeah. Better safe than sorry.
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[laughs] Yeah.
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Don't get carried away and end up like me.
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[exhales]
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- Would you like to order?
- Oh, no. I'm waitin' for someone.
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It's a date. My first date.
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Oh, I've had a date before.
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I have three children.
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[laughs]
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Must have been some date.
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There she is.
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Parker Reynolds!
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I'd have recognized you anywhere.
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[chuckles]
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You haven't changed one bit.
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Oh, I don't believe that,
but, hey, I'll take it. [laughs]
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- Come on. Sit down.
- Okay. Thanks.
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- Wow. You look great.
- Ah, new pants.
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Oh.
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I hope this place is okay.
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I remember how much
you used to like Italian food.
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- I still do.
- Good.
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So...
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What have you been up to
for the past 20 years?
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Oh, nothin' much.
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Marriage, three kids, a divorce. You?
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Same, except no marriage or kids.
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A few serious relationships,
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but I guess I'm
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still waiting for that special someone.
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Well, I just recently found out, I am too.
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Are you ready to order?
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Sure. The lady will start
with a Caesar salad, no anchovies,
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and then, for her entree,
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she'll have linguine and clams,
easy on the cream and--
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What on earth am I doing?
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Your tastes have probably changed
after all these years.
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Nope. I still like the same things
I liked back then.
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Same for me. Thank you.
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I was nervous I wouldn't know
what to say or do tonight,
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but it's great havin' a first date
with a guy you've already dated.
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You should see me on a second date.
Oh, wait. You have.
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[chuckles]
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So, let me guess.
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For dessert, we're gonna head on down
to the Dairy Queen and split a Dilly Bar?
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Please, we're adults now.
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- Oh.
- We each get our own Dilly Bar.
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Oh, I had a great time tonight, Parker.
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I haven't laughed like this since,
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- oh, I don't know when.
- [chuckles]
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Well, I'm so glad I decided to come.
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I almost didn't, you know?
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Once bitten, twice shy.
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Oh, I didn't bite you.
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Did I?
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You broke my heart 20 years ago.
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I wasn't sure I wanted to risk that again.
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I'm sorry, Parker.
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Did you ever wonder what...
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what would have happened if we'd...
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stayed together?
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Yes, I have.
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Me too. More often than I'd like to admit.
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Oops. I guess I just did admit it.
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[laughs]
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Why did I ever let you go?
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You never gave me a good reason.
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For the life of me,
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I can't remember the reason.
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[romantic music playing]
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[music winds down, stops]
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[Reba] Now I remember.
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Lousy kisser.
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So you kissed him
and felt absolutely nothing?
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It was like kissing your brother
or like kissing you.
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I could take offense to that.
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Oh, you know what I mean.
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When those lips touched mine,
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it all came back in one boring flash.
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[sighs] We dated
for five months in college.
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I liked him!
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He was everything I was lookin' for.
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But there was just never any... sparks.
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- But with Brock?
- Wildfires.
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Parker is such a great guy.
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Why can't there be any sparks?
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Parker Reynolds.
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Delete.
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Oh, is that a turtleneck you're wearing?
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Hickey check.
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Things didn't go that well
with Parker last night.
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Lousy lover?
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No. Kisser. Lousy kisser!
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Oh, been there.
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Oh, how sweet of you. Are those for me?
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They were on the front porch.
They're for Mrs. H.
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It's so boring being married.
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"Had a wonderful time.
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Counting the hours
until we meet again. Parker."
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Flowers? Turtleneck? Uh-huh!
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Someone got some action last night!
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Whoo!
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- There was no "action."
- Oh, yeah. Been there.
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Now you'll be able to move on
to somethin' a little more hard-core,
255
00:11:58,175 --> 00:11:59,844
like a dermatologist.
256
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,348
First, I have to break the heart
of the sweetest man in the world...
257
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:05,766
again.
258
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,186
I know.
Just date him for a couple of months,
259
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,772
get a few free dinners out of it
and then dump him.
260
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,317
You are definitely half your dad.
261
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,362
- Hey.
- Speaking of.
262
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,990
We're takin' Jake and Kyra to lunch.
263
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,783
She called and asked for more shoes.
264
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,869
I think we're makin' real progress.
265
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:26,954
I'll go get 'em.
266
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,414
Reba.
267
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,208
What beautiful flowers!
268
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,336
Are they from someone special?
269
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:37,006
I don't believe my flowers
are any of your business.
270
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,009
So they're not from a man.
271
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:43,512
- Who says they're not?
- [gasps] You do have a man!
272
00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,014
Praise Jesus!
273
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,352
Thank you for lifting
this burden off of me.
274
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,188
You had a date?
275
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:53,939
What's the big rush?
276
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,316
It was with Parker Reynolds.
277
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,693
- Who's he?
- Reba's lover.
278
00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,111
Ooh!
279
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,030
How is old Parker?
280
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,074
Rich, successful, charming.
281
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,367
Pretty much a perfect ten.
282
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,911
Did I leave anything out, Reba?
283
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,954
Nothin' you need to mention right now.
284
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,625
So, uh, you seein' him again?
285
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,835
As a matter of fact, I am.
286
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:17,713
Well, good for you, Reba.
287
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,048
Good for me?
288
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,717
Yeah. You deserve another ten.
289
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,052
Come on, kids. Let's go.
290
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,013
- Bye.
- Bye.
291
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:26,972
Bye.
292
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:31,477
- She's seeing new Dad again.
- She is?
293
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,772
It's okay if you don't like him.
He'll probably just give you away.
294
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,111
- [door closes]
- Okay, Cheyenne,
295
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:42,780
what do you wear to dump a guy?
296
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,074
Oh, what you've got on is fine.
297
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:55,417
Reba. I sure wish you
would have let me pick you up.
298
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,545
I want to meet those kids someday.
299
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,796
[both chuckle]
300
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,632
Parker, Parker, Parker.
301
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,678
I sure had a great time the other night.
302
00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:09,723
I did too. Thank you for the flowers.
They were beautiful.
303
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,475
You know what yellow roses stand for.
304
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:14,979
Texas?
305
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:19,483
Loyalty. Now that you're a divorced woman,
you could have any man you want.
306
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,151
But you chose me. Know what that means?
307
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,028
Texas?
308
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,739
[both chuckle]
309
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,616
Reba, Reba, Reba.
310
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,452
Parker, Parker, Parker.
311
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,913
I am so glad you're back in my life.
312
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,456
We fit together like a...
313
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,251
like a plug in a socket.
314
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,753
Oh, God! I didn't... I didn't mean--
315
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,171
[both laughing]
316
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,756
That's okay.
317
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,385
Oh, you sure do make me laugh.
318
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,891
Parker, can we try a little experiment?
319
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,018
- Sure.
- [exhales]
320
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,070
Okay.
321
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,618
Better make that "to go."
322
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,119
"To go"? Are we leaving?
323
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,332
Parker, I really enjoyed
seeing you again, but--
324
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,374
But?
325
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,043
You're a really nice guy, but--
326
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:19,960
Oh, no.
327
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,546
Two "buts" and a "nice guy."
This can't be good.
328
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,257
I'm sorry. This is not gonna work out.
329
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,260
Not gonna work out? Five seconds ago,
you couldn't keep your lips off me.
330
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,512
Parker, you don't wanna
get tied down to me.
331
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:33,057
I'm a mother of three.
I'm gonna be a grandmother soon.
332
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,100
- It's because I'm short, isn't it?
- What?
333
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,604
So I'm shorter than you are.
I can wear lifts. You can stoop.
334
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,358
Or wear heels, damn it,
and I'll just work on my self-confidence.
335
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:49,698
Parker, it doesn't have anything
to do with your height.
336
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:52,409
- It doesn't? Then what is it? Tell me.
- It's nothing.
337
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:54,244
It isn't nothing. It's something.
338
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,288
- Is it my hair?
- No.
339
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,957
- 'Cause I keep ordering for you?
- No.
340
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,918
You did this to me 20 years ago.
I have a right to know. Tell me.
341
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,336
All right. It's your kissing.
342
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,672
Ow. I'd rather be short.
343
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:08,509
Parker.
344
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,887
I'm sorry, but there's just not any...
345
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:13,973
sparks.
346
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,182
Sparks? Hey, no fair.
347
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,434
You didn't tell me
we were goin' for sparks.
348
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,186
I didn't even have time to warm up.
349
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,105
I didn't even get to use my hands.
350
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,532
[sighs]
351
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,575
[whispers] Nothing?
352
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:39,873
[mouthing]
353
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,542
[Reba sighs]
354
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,173
I felt it.
355
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,802
Call me.
356
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,695
When is my new dad moving in?
357
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:12,322
What are you talkin' about?
358
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:15,492
That man you're going
to marry after coffee.
359
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:21,123
Well, first of all,
you already have a dad.
360
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:24,418
And second of all,
I'm not gonna marry anyone
361
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,211
for a long time.
362
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:30,758
So I won't have to change my name
to Parker Junior?
363
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,677
Of course not.
364
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,346
Where'd you ever get an idea like--
365
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,806
Kyra!
366
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:40,184
Hold it.
367
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:44,146
Honey, why don't you go on upstairs.
I wanna talk to your sister.
368
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,732
Uh, thanks, Mom,
but I'm all talked out right now.
369
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,276
I'll make you think all talked out.
Sit down.
370
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,780
Why have you been torturing Jake?
371
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,324
It's my job, and I take it very seriously.
372
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,368
"Parker Junior"?
373
00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,621
You gotta admit
that's pretty good. [chuckles]
374
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,584
Kyra, where's all this comin' from?
375
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,505
Are you upset about the divorce?
376
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,715
What's to be upset about?
377
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,801
We've been hearing about it forever.
378
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,886
Well, you gotta admit it's a little scary.
379
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:17,888
Not for me.
380
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,851
I thought I had all this figured out,
381
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,853
and then the divorce papers came.
382
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,232
I was so afraid of being single again
383
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,693
that I tried to go back to somebody
I dated 20 years ago.
384
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,279
Do you like him?
385
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,281
Yeah, as a friend.
386
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,161
But I can't go back.
We all have to go forward,
387
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,747
even if it is a little scary.
388
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,461
Honey, are you afraid
I'm gonna marry someone
389
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,004
and forget about you kids?
390
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:52,798
Of course not.
391
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,510
I know the divorce
has been hard on you too.
392
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:00,889
No, it hasn't.
393
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,100
Oh, honey.
394
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,561
[sighs]
395
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,814
You don't always have to be the tough gal.
396
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,567
Gee, I wonder where you got that from.
397
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,156
You know, you're so smart and mature,
398
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,908
sometimes I forget you're only 12.
399
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,369
Twelve and a half.
400
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,456
Twelve and a half.
401
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:37,176
All right. I've made a list of men
I've already kissed,
402
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,761
guaranteed to get your mojo workin'.
403
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,221
I've got mojo?
404
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,727
- Hey.
- Oh, don't you have rotting teeth to fix?
405
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,313
No, but there's a mouth
I'd sure like to work on.
406
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,024
Hey, Dad.
407
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,442
- Hey.
- Hey, Coach.
408
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,195
Van and I are gonna go out
to dinner with Dad and Barbra Jean.
409
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,154
Okay.
410
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,656
I hear he's feeling guilty
and buying shoes.
411
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,492
Hi.
412
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:03,911
[chuckling]
413
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,417
So, how's your new beau?
414
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,754
We've decided to stay friends.
415
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,006
He dumped you already?
416
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,801
For your information, Reba dumped him.
417
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,762
You're such a good friend.
418
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,972
Come on, everybody. Let's go eat.
419
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,641
No comment from you?
420
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,267
No.
421
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,645
I gotta give you credit, Brock.
422
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,438
You've handled my first date very well.
423
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,107
Well, you know,
I'm sorry it didn't work out.
424
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,984
Parker's a real nice guy.
425
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,612
[imitates kissing]
426
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,114
Wait a minute!
427
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,075
Who told you?
428
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,453
You did. 20 years ago
when you broke up with him.
429
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:51,333
It was all about the sparks,
or, should I say, the lack thereof.
430
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,710
I'm sure you're disappointed.
431
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,754
Believe it or not, Reba,
432
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,382
I really do hope you find someone
that makes you happy.
433
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,133
[sputters]
434
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,971
Don't get me wrong.
I'll be jealous as hell.
435
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:05,889
But that's my cross to bear.
436
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:09,601
[B.J.] Brock. We're waiting.
437
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,187
That's your cross calling now.
438
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,239
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