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艳红姐，怪不得好命公子
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原来有绝招的
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用胭脂沟寿星公炼奶一齐抹
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颜色鲜艳得多
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还黏牙呢
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我真不明白
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艳红是断掌的，
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你是断腰的，我也不怕死
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你们姑娘们又能猜、能饮、
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分明是要我们死在牡丹花下
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那么残忍﹖
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出生入死嘛
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真的完了﹖
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在谈论国家大事呀
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去哪里﹖
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去见我的未来女婿
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他回来了吗﹖
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他这次新官上任，
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怎样神气呀﹖
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他虽然入了英籍，
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他这次由汶莱调职来香港
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有一个衔头叫大不列颠
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他的任务是跟你们妓寨有关的
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会不会禁娼就要看他了
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禁娼﹖我们不是娼
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总之打开大门，打开大腿
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英国人也当你们是娼妓
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琵琶仔，又偷看
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他看了两次，不给我看呀
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报告，我们现在在码头
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人呢﹖
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人﹖正在找
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跟我来
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鸡手鸭脚
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摸鸡当然是用鸡手啦
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这个大和尚站在这里干什么呢﹖
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他说塘西风月快成过去
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时常来这里劝告那些妓女遁入空门
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叫妓女去做呢姑﹖
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和尚打伞，无法无天
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妓女的门整天都是打开的，
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到了没有﹖
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这里就是了
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咏花大寨，又有大事
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什么大事﹖
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就是大排场
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艳红姑娘今天又要出嫁了
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艳红为什么这么快嫁人﹖害死人啦
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你等她翻阉好了，她是断掌断肠人
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说不定过不了今晚
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翻阉﹖你的咀巴真臭，
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她生来是这样的命运
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别动
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姑娘，你是那家大寨的﹖
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我是花妹牌，请你做花妹妹
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请问雪姬姐姐在不在﹖
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你找八家﹖她在里面
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LV呀
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是爱迪生牌留声机
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死定了
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LV呀
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这么老土也可以送给别人的﹖
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艳红命运真好，翻阉两次也有人要
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这个姣婆有绝招的
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害死一个就多了一笔遗产
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红姐的帽子佩衬红皮褛，很漂亮
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她一定会翻阉回来做姑娘的
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再找过温心老契，又多赚
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好命公子嫌命长吗﹖还敢娶艳红﹖
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鬼迷心窍就送了这么多东西给她了
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千千，石塘咀大限快到了
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香港男人拼命做火山孝子
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此乃吾妹来港掘金之大好良机也
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凸了这么多肉出来，
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你没有听过吗﹖
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上海现在时髦，姊姊妹妹站起来呀
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前面这对姐姐站起来嘛
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还有，后面那对妹妹
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好命公子就是喜欢艳红够姣
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我不介意人家说我姣的
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我更要骚
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这么浪费金钱，
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小心你的皮蛋酥
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这样吃，难怪别人叫你大胃鸡了
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见鬼呀，那个有这么
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对不起，这些东西是我的
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你是谁呀﹖
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对不起，这些东西是我的
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她说这些东西是她的
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十三点，发骚了
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十三点，发骚了
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开玩笑，谁都佑道这些
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不要吵了，你们两都是对的
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是手撑的就是手撑，是大腿的
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她说我屁股的东西是她的
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艳红，你让开你的屁股
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雪姐
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千千，原来你来了，
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让我拉大队接你的火车
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为什么有匹马入了寨呀﹖
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谁是花艳红姑娘﹖
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我是
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这匹马是好命公子
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是名种的阿拉伯马，
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刚刚阉弓才退休的
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阉了有什么用呀﹖
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好命公子送阉马给你，真体贴你了
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马退休，人退役，含意很深刻
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是叫你不要再翻阉了
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陈警官，还没天黑，
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你千万不要搞错，我今天
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调查你的大寨
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虐待未成年的少女
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当我们的大寨是什么呀﹖
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朱爷刚才替我检查过，
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谢谢你的好意，
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我那有这力量呀
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我也是受人低贱的工钱的，
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乔治五世出薪水给我
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我要给他面子的
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你尽管查好了，
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不过这样呀，陈警官
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以后要找我们的姑娘，
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公事公办，收足价钱
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八家，你的样子太认真了
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不查了，谁叫你是我的靠山吗
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不用搜查了
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不过不要说我没有通知你
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英国派了一个特使专员
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总之你们见到他
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介绍点红牌姑娘给他，
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收队
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这两就是花街小浪子
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要躺在鸦片床上唱才好听的
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我的客途秋恨很长，
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下次吧
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我们轮流听好了
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大老板，来吧，
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靓少
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榕哥，给我一碗神僊
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靓少吩咐，没有问题，让你做神僊
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今晚大龙凤移师太平
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陈世美休妻
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陈世美休妻﹖潇洒，潇洒
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加上乌鸡酒，
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白昼先饮，有没有兴趣﹖
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好呀
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有气派，有气派，
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干杯
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这位仁兄很陌生，
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我是在汶莱混的，
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请靓少带路好了
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咏花里的玉叶姑娘，
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靓少，什么时候娶人过门呀﹖
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等她先赚够嫁粧
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你岂不是靠老婆吃饭﹖
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好了，蓬门几次为君开，
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现在我们香港男人时髦
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靓少，小心走路呀
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很合我的心意
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好了，时辰到了，出来啦
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小心点
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开枝散叶
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一口气吻这么久，艳红真好命
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对不起，我入错鸡窝
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老婆在等你呀
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我有没有塘西姑娘那么姣呀﹖
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等一会就知道
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做老婆的是不是
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幻想嘛
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我有此意
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你不要玩火呀
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我想知道为什么男人
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你教我吧
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好好玩的
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那要深入研究才可以
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玩一下就可以，深入就不行
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让你的警察爸爸知道，
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你怕什么﹖你是特使专员，
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你爸爸知不知道你到这里来的﹖
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我怎么知道
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快点躲起来，先换衣服
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你怕什么﹖
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快一点
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快点
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弄到我要淋冷水
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世伯
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你们俩干什么﹖弄到要用冷水冲凉
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世伯，你千万不要误会
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我混身都湿了，刚刚才回来的
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怎么也好，我的女儿
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LILY说这里是依你的意思做的
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不中不西，比石塘咀的寨更糟
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我觉得不错
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我也是这样的，
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跟我的性格一样
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你的性格一样
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华民署全队人
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未来岳公，
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没有一点本领，怎能做兵头呀
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我其实忍不住先想看看什么解救
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全身官服怎可以接触民间疾苦呢﹖
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民间疾苦你会有很多机会接触的
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说不定被你找到你
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找了这么久到现在还没找到她
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不把这件事搞掂，
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还很热呀
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装死﹖装死﹖
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四次就晕了﹖
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过一点阴气给你
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醒一醒，像只阉马
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醒一醒
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这样子也吃我老娘不消﹖
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醒一醒，不要玩
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醒一醒
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仆街，仆街
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禁娼这件事，是由白金汉宫
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你是英籍中国人，
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到时政府可以压制很多民意的
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我会深入大寨调查，
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金夫人，梦女士
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这个世界不单要禁娼，
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要禁
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金夫人，你又来了﹖请里面坐
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你来干什么﹖
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看你们怎样禁娼
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让我跟你们介绍
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这位是大英帝国外交部
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禁娼专员程立邦先生
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这位是梦影女士
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梦女士
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这位是金桃夫人
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金夫人
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程专员，给你一本书作为见面礼
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是我最新著作，姊姊妹妹站起来
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是呀，这本书有很多男性读者的
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朱先生，威廉，送你们每人一本
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现在我的顺德老婆每晚在床上看
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每晚也要我站起来
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是呀，我的爱人也是这样子
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中国的女性，
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现在是现代女性
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难得各位长官支持
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我认为新时代的女性，
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再任由男人摧残和践踏的
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真好，真好
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程专员，你说对不对﹖
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禁娼是你当前重大的责任
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负起母性的尊严
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现在是革命的时代
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我们要号召姊姊妹妹一齐站起来
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走出鸡窝革命
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好呀，不错，走出鸡窝革命
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如果姊姊妹妹站起来
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那我兄兄弟弟也要站起来
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大家多练一点脚力，站着做吧
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花妹牌，花妹牌
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花妹花露水的确好用
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花妹花露水的确好用
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不是，不是这样子
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陆小姐，你的表情不错
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不过我想你更加好
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王导演，又不是拍映画戏，
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什么没用呀﹖口嗡嗡可以
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美化你的表情
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你丢花的时候想想洗澡时
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加上你的肉香味
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对不起，王导演，
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丢给你看﹖
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去那边
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看着
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花妹牌，花妹牌
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花妹牌，花妹牌
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花妹花露水的确好用
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不要掷东西
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来，走快一点
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对不起，各位官人
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随便坐
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冷红，做我的后盾
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千千，你过来一下
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一会我要你陪我喝
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我不相信
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我说了不相信呀
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再看清楚一点
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我还是不相信
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我不相信程专员大老爷官人
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八家，程专员是俊男，
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各位都是很英俊，漂亮得很，
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水头十分，油头十足
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雪姬，今晚我做东道主
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特意替程专员用胭脂水粉洗尘
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这位千千姑娘，
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能唱能饮的
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来，我跟大家干杯
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干杯
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难得高兴，让我讲一个
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好呀
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这个故事的主角是一对新婚夫妇
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男的英俊斯文
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就是朱爷了
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女的高雅迷人
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就是八家你了﹖
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老陈，不要破坏气氛，
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不要破坏气氛
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大家都知道，一对新婚夫妇
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对了，就是周公之礼了
307
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,800
周婆之礼不行吗﹖
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尤其是老婆，
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甚至乎坐火车到广州
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是不是坐包厢﹖
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可惜不是，是普通卡位
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00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,040
那个老婆想做，怎么办呢
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00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:13,440
那个老公望老婆一下，
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于是叫老婆过来，
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好像现在这样子
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只是坐字，到肺不到喉
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忽然间老婆灵机一触说
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你上广州的吗﹖你返顺德的吗﹖
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你去江门的吗﹖我也是呀
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有没有搞错﹖这么俗的话
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落红吧﹖
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摸我﹖
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英国的鸦片，美国的映画戏
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法国香粉，瑞士表，日本士辘
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每一样都是赚我们香港人的钱
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不说些咸湿故事，
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爱情故事讲完了，道理也讲完了
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00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,520
不如请我们的千千上台
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好呀
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这叫做 「有大家风而无青楼习」
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不像现在的大家闺秀
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真是礼失而求诸野
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艳红
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这个仆街
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这个仆街死了，
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算了，不要哭了
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仆街，仆街
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好，唱得好
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00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,280
千千姐唱得真好，好像白光
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很开心，我跟你开心吧
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00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:42,720
你干什么﹖尊重一点
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00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,240
你打我﹖我脱了你的衣服才玩弄你
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00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,160
还要走﹖金枝，回来
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00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,240
他们两个玩出火了
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00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,400
程专员回来香港是专责禁娼
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00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,360
现在以身试法，
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00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,960
我只是想了解一下真相
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00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,000
说禁就禁，对大家也不公平，
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00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:10,760
对呀
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00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,080
我们也不公平了
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00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:12,840
不要
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00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,280
不要耍花枪
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00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,600
走得真快，
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00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,600
陈警官，请你尊重一点
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00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,240
虽然我只是一个普通塘西姑娘
356
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,560
但是也有做姑娘的礼仪
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00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:32,920
不是随便可以让人家
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00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:39,040
她真有性格，有性格
359
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,320
你喝醉了
360
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,440
不要再喝了
361
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:53,640
谁跟我再喝﹖
362
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:54,880
他真的喝醉了
363
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,000
喝什么呢
364
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,320
陈警官，你要喝嘛，我奉陪
365
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,960
上海小姐，有性格
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00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,360
好呀
367
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,120
斟，斟呀
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00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:25,040
不是说二十四杯，
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00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:29,360
陈警官，我们咏花的姑娘
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00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,560
希望你大人有大量
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00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:32,520
喝
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00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,120
好呀
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00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,000
真棒
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00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,720
你真棒，现在轮到我喝了，看呀
375
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,960
刚才那十二杯
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00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:13,440
不用
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00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:18,640
这十二杯我代你干了，
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00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,160
不愧是奇女子
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00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,400
有气量
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00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,560
好呀，真棒
381
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:29,720
好呀
382
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,720
我跟你喝一瓶好了
383
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,200
老陈
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00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,440
不好意思
385
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,560
你斯文扫地了
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00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:58,520
带他去二四寨
387
00:29:59,120 --> 00:29:59,960
那些地方适合他一点
388
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,960
来，上去洗个脸吧
389
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,800
我陪她先上去
390
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,600
来，没事了，大家继续开心
391
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,160
干杯
392
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:21,880
又翻阉
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00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,000
咀吧别乱说，
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00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,960
程专员，我来跟你介绍
395
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:30,400
这位是花艳红姑娘，
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00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,240
请坐
397
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:43,240
程专员，初次见面喝一杯，
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00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,720
我酒量很浅的
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00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:51,240
第一次见面就拒人千里，
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00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,320
醉了就不大好的，对吗﹖
401
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,360
千千姐，你没事吧﹖
402
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:13,440
对不起，千千姐
403
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,480
荣哥，靓少来了
404
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,000
请 靓少
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00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:26,760
荣哥
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00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:28,760
现在才来呀﹖
407
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,720
请恕小弟靓少荣唐突
408
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,640
明知道程专员
409
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,560
靓少，我你真是相逢恨晚
410
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,520
在咏花寨大家也不用客气
411
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,640
客什么气呀﹖
412
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,400
他真的不会跟你客气呀
413
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,600
程专员，上次冒犯，请多多包涵
414
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,440
我们大家都是一样，
415
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,040
痛快人干痛快事
416
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,920
痛快、风流、干杯
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00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,160
好酒量
418
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:09,840
靓少，今晚我要跟程专员接风，
419
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,280
真不好意思，不如这样吧
420
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,080
跟我们唱一曲首本，
421
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,440
好，朱爷吩咐，乐于从命
422
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,200
荣哥唱歌，我们要洗耳恭听
423
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:25,920
真有耳福了
424
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,320
真豪气
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00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,440
辛苦了
426
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,120
胭脂扣，扣胭脂
427
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,080
发财手放入添丁口
428
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,960
酒后乱性
429
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,240
干杯 还说不会醉
430
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:35,880
痛快，痛快
431
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,920
是呀，痛快呀
432
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,200
人欲横流
433
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,040
早
434
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:26,920
早
435
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:33,320
你的头舒服了一点吗﹖
436
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,240
补头骨、补脑、补髓、补精、补血
437
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,640
怎么样﹖肉体舒服吗﹖
438
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:42,920
舒服
439
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,040
对不起，我昨晚喝醉了，未尽全力
440
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:49,320
你不用客气，我里里外外都好舒服
441
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,040
你老子姓……刘
442
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,840
他老母又姓……刘
443
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:02,800
他……
444
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,760
你查花册还是唱南音呀﹖
445
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,640
身又动，咀巴也动
446
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,040
你这样发姣，是不是找寻亲家呀﹖
447
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,320
本名区带娣，花名云飘飘
448
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,320
本名苏奇仔，花名野芳芳
449
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,360
本名吴银儿，花名冷霜梅
450
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,320
本名孙水妹，花名紫兰花
451
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,840
本名何金娇，花名白云僊
452
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,400
艳红果然名不虚传
453
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,960
真是销魂荡魄，
454
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,720
我这一辈子从来没有这么舒服过
455
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,640
讲一些细节听听，细节才动听的
456
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,240
我一躺下就闭上眼睛，
457
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,360
我一点力也没有出过
458
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,600
不出才有什么好玩呀﹖
459
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,120
我不明白，她弄死了三个老公
460
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,200
还有那么多男人好像飞蛾扑火一样
461
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,120
她是不是有什么绝招呀﹖
462
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:54,960
真的有
463
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,760
真的有﹖是什么绝招﹖
464
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,400
胭脂沟炼奶
465
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,640
她的奶练过﹖
466
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,520
你不用怕，我有中国人传统的美德
467
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,800
妻是妻，妾是妾，妓女还妓女
468
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,480
总之分得很清楚的
469
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:14,720
女人的天下，鼎足而三
470
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,240
总之就越乱越好
471
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,040
鼎足而三﹖LILY、艳红，
472
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,080
千千骚在骨子里
473
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:32,160
程专员
474
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,720
我带千千来登记的
475
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,400
进来，随便坐
476
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:39,240
请坐
477
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,040
禁娼﹖迟早都没有生路了
478
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:52,000
转行做住家工，也恐怕
479
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:54,640
麻烦你了，朱爷
480
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:04,680
程专员，我们这班塘西
481
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,080
希望你多点来体恤民意，
482
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,040
陈玉娇﹖
483
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,200
真的，好不好﹖
484
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:16,240
一定鸡……娼意民意
485
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,120
搅得多就自然会体恤的
486
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:22,760
你们随便坐，我到外边去一趟
487
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,160
过了一天，对塘西有什么观感呀﹖
488
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,680
只是一晚，还要多些时间
489
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:36,320
可以叫千千带你深入民间，
490
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:40,440
不知道程专员有没有兴趣呢﹖
491
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:42,320
朱爷
492
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,480
你真的没有查错﹖
493
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,600
不相信你自己看看好了
494
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,280
我说一定是她
495
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,120
谁是陈玉娇呀﹖
496
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:48,600
就是她
497
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:12,800
寓工于娱乐，假公济私，
498
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:15,960
玩世不恭
499
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:22,480
是草草不工，调查娼妓问题真辛苦
500
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,200
你昨天晚上没有调查吗﹖
501
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,560
昨晚﹖昨晚我酒喝多了
502
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,880
没有作任何严重的调查
503
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,320
你终把实情说了出来
504
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,040
我可以发誓，一时糊涂，
505
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,920
你也很坦白
506
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,120
我是喜欢说说真话的，
507
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:54,520
我听人家说，你有一个未婚妻，
508
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,200
LILY在伦敦长大，我也是伦敦长大
509
00:43:58,560 --> 00:43:59,800
我们大家读伦理学的
510
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,080
她知道你去塘西，不会吃醋吗﹖
511
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:08,160
她是在外国念书，很开通的，
512
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:12,880
不过自从昨晚我去过
513
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,200
原来本地人的作风更开通
514
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,040
和LILY一起二人世界
515
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,360
和塘西姑娘一起就是花花世界
516
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,320
花心
517
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,960
是好的花心
518
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,480
我只想和每一个女人都开心，
519
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:37,680
东西收拾好了吗﹖
520
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,200
收拾好了，拿上去吧
521
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,120
没有带钱，回头才给你
522
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:42,760
可以
523
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,000
今晚看映画戏月宫宝盒吧
524
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,880
我宁愿去太不看靓少了
525
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,040
倪翁突然到来，打通厅呀
526
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,240
快点化装，化装呀
527
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,480
红色代表热情
528
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,640
这个是妓寨的习例
529
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,520
琵琶第一次月事到来，
530
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,000
这样就可以化解你以后
531
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:23,960
不要哭了
532
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,240
为什么你要在塘西做姑娘呀﹖
533
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,760
你真老土，为什么花
534
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,280
对，你真老土
535
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,480
我从小就被卖去上海做佣人
536
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,880
不过我的命运不错，自小跟着小姐
537
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,840
她学英文，我就学英文
538
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,840
她学唱歌，我也跟着学唱歌
539
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,600
她学跑四千公尺，我也
540
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:35,280
当我们长大后，
541
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:36,840
我也跟着一起去
542
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,240
结果那个人不喜欢小姐，
543
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:47,920
小姐非常生气，
544
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:50,640
情形就是这样
545
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:53,120
那么喜欢你的那个人呢﹖
546
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,080
国少足足找了我两年，
547
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,000
我就立刻跑到香港来
548
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,000
你不喜欢他吗﹖
549
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,360
笨蛋
550
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:09,640
你任何花都喜欢的吗﹖
551
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:16,000
你猜把所有花放在一起，
552
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,000
好了，你自己参观一下，
553
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:09,040
但是不要太嘈，
554
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,560
程专员，早
555
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,720
早晨的妓寨最多东西看的
556
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:22,720
早
557
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,680
没命了，没命了
558
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:43,800
死定了，死定了
559
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:46,040
早
560
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:58,440
艳红姑娘，你拜三个
561
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,040
你把它分成三份就行了
562
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,400
你快化装吧
563
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:10,880
程专员，一帘玉色，
564
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:15,560
鱼腥味和熊掌骚味，
565
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:23,840
我洗了头就下来
566
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:27,720
我先去叫车子，你不要太久呀
567
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,720
进来就可以，不过不准再乱动
568
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,520
洗头﹖又洗头﹖
569
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:10,880
是呀，洗头呀
570
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:12,560
你沿露台底下走﹖
571
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,800
是呀，我沿露台底下走
572
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:31,360
脚前三四，头二三四，脚后三四
573
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:36,600
扭腰三四，前进三四，屁股三四
574
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:42,480
前进三四，脚二三四，转二三四
575
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:48,200
大腿三四，屁股三四，脚前三四
576
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:54,000
膊头三四，脚后三四，转身三四
577
00:50:54,480 --> 00:51:00,400
屁股三四，扭腰三四，膊头三四
578
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:06,120
头二三四，大腿三四，扭腰三四
579
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:13,680
屁股三四，屁股三四……
580
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:14,720
好，停
581
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,280
屁股……
582
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:24,640
来，我们示范一次
583
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,360
白虎腾呀龙婉转
584
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:34,680
龙婉转
585
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:37,360
燕同心呀马摇蹄
586
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:39,240
马摇蹄
587
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,280
鱼比目呀翡翠交
588
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,120
翡翠交
589
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:47,200
鸳鸯合呀鸶双飞
590
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,400
鸶双飞
591
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,280
山羊对树，猫鼠同穴
592
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,040
猫鼠同穴
593
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,000
人猿抱鸡，乱莺群舞
594
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,720
人猿抱鸡，乱莺群舞
595
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,200
三春驴呀三秋狗
596
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,440
三秋狗三秋狗
597
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,480
龟腾凤翔，狗驳驴沟
598
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,440
狗驳驴沟
599
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,680
空翻彩蝶，单月凤游
600
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,000
单月凤游
601
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,920
空翻……
602
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,080
原来有人偷学跳舞
603
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,600
艳红姐，你闻鸡起舞吗﹖
604
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,040
我这个人最不喜欢装作有正义感
605
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,920
但是为了争取妇女的幸福
606
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,320
我们一定要妓女站起来
607
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,080
要她们走出我们幸福的家园
608
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,080
妓女是家变的根源
609
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,680
禁娼是当前妇女革命的洪流
610
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:05,920
我们这样做无非想拯救她们
611
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,040
她们的肉身占有了我们的男人
612
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,480
我们的男人蚕食她们的肉体
613
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,280
包括你的未婚夫
614
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:15,560
我们是很开通的
615
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,080
他也有去塘西混混，是不是﹖
616
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,520
是，这是专员的职责
617
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:23,640
悲剧已经开始了
618
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,400
究竟有没有上过床呀﹖
619
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,480
悲剧是从床上开始的
620
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:32,440
怎么样﹖应该害怕吧
621
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,560
我尊重他的行为，
622
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,320
但是不表示你绝对放心，是不是﹖
623
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,440
男人心，见色起淫根
624
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:48,160
如果禁了娼，将淫根斩断
625
00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:53,320
你的未婚夫没有借口去塘西，
626
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,080
也没有借口做姑娘的
627
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:00,640
什么叫温心老契﹖
628
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,280
我以前的丈夫们
629
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,960
我以前一个丈夫
630
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:09,360
做了塘西姑娘的温心老契之后
631
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:12,960
还要我们学习新花样
632
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,840
我不是想做床上的革命家
633
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:21,280
不过，你的未婚夫有
634
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,960
金夫人请了我去喝完茶
635
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,680
他的老公都是被那些姑娘滚了
636
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,520
难怪她那么恨那些姑娘了
637
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:01,680
她说在床上会产生悲剧
638
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,920
说的时候眼睛像大眼鸡那么恐布
639
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,400
我喜悲剧，不喜欢喜剧的
640
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,440
我现在要跟你悲一悲
641
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:24,120
金夫人还问我，你有没有
642
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,400
新招式不好的，
643
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,080
娶姑娘做小老婆﹖
644
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,640
你就等于十个姑娘了
645
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,280
我想做一个开通的老婆
646
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,360
我的理想就是这个样子
647
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,320
你自小被人拐带卖到这里来，
648
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:07,960
朱爷，你写本 「妓女血泪史」
649
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,600
你知不知道以前你的爸爸
650
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,680
譬如指腹为婚
651
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:29,640
如果有人要我的话，
652
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:31,600
真的没有﹖
653
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:38,000
就算是有，我也知道
654
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,000
怎会跟人家的千金小姐抢老公呢﹖
655
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:49,680
现在是什么时代呀﹖
656
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,560
还可以用钱买猪吃，
657
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,880
人家仇公子一个月也用去五十万
658
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,600
塘西四大寨，只剩下鸡仔凤是处女
659
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:08,160
价钱一定要贵一点，
660
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:23,200
千千姐，八家答应了
661
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,800
石塘咀如果倒闭的话，
662
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:34,280
八家说，现在这个时代，
663
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:39,280
我们还是回澳门吧，两晚后有大船
664
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,200
你岂不是不能喝鸡仔凤
665
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,280
还说给我好处﹖我死定了
666
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,720
处女是人生之宝
667
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:52,560
英国政府给我们殖民地的
668
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:57,280
好像青年人，要谈自由恋爱
669
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,920
倪翁是老顾客，我们减一点吧
670
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,880
终于也轮到你了，恭喜你
671
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,040
其实我很害怕
672
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,880
不用害怕，好像喝当归一样
673
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:23,520
初喝时是有点甘、
674
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:29,600
习惯了之后，
675
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,160
千千姐，是不是真的﹖
676
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:36,880
开苞和落红其实是表示一个
677
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:38,480
很值得回味
678
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:40,680
我知道了
679
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:42,720
因为我们是大寨的姑娘
680
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:46,360
所以被人开苞就好像
681
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,160
开了之后，钞票就滚滚而来
682
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:52,520
聪明
683
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,200
吃咸鱼就不怕渴
684
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,360
一就是不做，
685
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:03,600
好像艳红姐那样，翻阉又翻阉了
686
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,800
比千千姐更咸，比程专员更咸
687
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,560
对不起，艳红姐
688
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:15,600
你还记得艳红姐吗﹖
689
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,600
我以为你们每人只是记得千千姐
690
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:21,720
艳红姐，大家都是咏花寨的姊妹
691
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:25,280
如果以前我有什么冲撞过，
692
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:26,960
希望你多多包涵
693
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,080
阿凤年纪小，你不应该责怪她
694
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,400
操你的屁股
695
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,840
你只是在上海来的，
696
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:40,120
石塘咀有我花艳红在这里，
697
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,520
艳红姐，不关千千姐事的
698
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:47,120
不要骂千千姐吧，艳红姐
699
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:49,680
不要哭，不要哭
700
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:58,680
官字两个口，娼字六个口
701
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,280
而且还有个女人撑腰
702
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:06,600
官怎可以禁娼呢﹖
703
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:12,120
还有，娼字不有个女人撑腰，
704
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:13,880
岂不是说有很多人
705
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,960
禁娼影响民生很大的
706
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,360
何况没有公娼，一样也有私娼
707
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,360
到时只会搞到一塌糊涂
708
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,320
所以越是禁，
709
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:39,440
程专员
710
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:44,800
立邦，为什么无缘无故
711
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,600
两位怎么这么空，到来大寨探我们
712
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,120
昨晚去看靓少演戏，一起宵夜
713
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,680
他知道我要到大寨调查，
714
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:01,040
塘西最红的两位姑娘都在这里
715
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:03,760
你不妨跟她们温一温
716
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:07,880
担保你明白娼字六把口，
717
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:09,160
温你的死人头
718
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,240
要禁的话就先禁你的咀巴
719
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:12,400
禁我的咀巴﹖
720
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,120
不是吗﹖
721
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:17,400
禁我的咀巴﹖禁你的屁股
722
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,560
屁股不可以乱禁的
723
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:20,680
禁了怎能混饭吃呀﹖
724
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,880
对，一言中的
725
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,880
有没有碰伤你呀﹖邦哥
726
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:30,040
我在先施公司替你买的，
727
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:31,840
千千姐也是送烟斗﹖
728
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:35,240
不是，我要程专员教我吸烟斗
729
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,320
那里有女人吸烟斗的
730
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:39,320
不是没有，不过很少
731
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:42,280
法国女作家乔治桑，
732
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,080
我帮你装烟丝
733
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:47,960
不要装得太多很难吸的
734
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:49,800
拿毛巾给邦哥抹脸
735
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:50,880
拿毛巾
736
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:55,760
小心，不然会呛喉咙的
737
01:01:58,520 --> 01:01:59,240
九个铃
738
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:04,840
铃铃铃，铃到打令陀陀拧
739
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,280
我整个脸黑了，你还不快
740
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:12,800
真是丢脸
741
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,640
拿双拖鞋给靓少舒服一下
742
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:22,320
靓少，拖鞋
743
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,040
不要了，我的脚臭
744
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,320
摸吧
745
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:27,400
舒服吗﹖
746
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,480
不错，摸下一点
747
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:31,560
程专员，换鞋子吧
748
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,800
来，多找几个姑娘来
749
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:41,720
好
750
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:43,920
找姑娘，找姑娘呀
751
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,360
飘红，秋菊
752
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,560
好好招呼靓少呀
753
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:54,600
靓少，你好久没有来了
754
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:58,760
是不是今晚请我们看戏呀﹖
755
01:02:58,920 --> 01:02:59,720
无所谓
756
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:02,600
人家生气了
757
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:03,560
让她去吧
758
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:07,040
靓少，唱一曲客途秋恨听听
759
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,840
我的客途秋恨很长的，
760
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,480
我们不怕长的，尽管唱吧
761
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:23,320
天气这么热，用菊花浸脚好舒服
762
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,840
这是当年跟我开苞的倪翁教的
763
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:28,520
你说有话跟我说的
764
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,400
你是不是有一个指腹为婚的老婆﹖
765
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,080
你怎么知道﹖
766
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:53,960
你个没过门的老婆叫
767
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:56,720
我就是陈玉娇
768
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:06,080
你还记不记得当年梅县水灾，
769
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:07,960
很多人没有东西吃
770
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,400
我被骗子骗到香港来
771
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,480
后来把我卖到石塘咀来
772
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,520
没想到会在这里再遇到你
773
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:29,960
我一直不想嫁给那个
774
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:31,920
我觉得很不合理
775
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:38,440
就算塘西姑娘去翻阉，
776
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:46,280
不过我真想不到会是你
777
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:51,880
为了我的幸福，我怎样也不会放弃
778
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,680
我知道你喜欢千千多一点
779
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:58,480
我们接受过严格的训练
780
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:03,520
是个最好的客厅贵妇，床上的荡妇
781
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:10,120
如果你不喜欢我，
782
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:13,760
你千万不要娶个千金小姐
783
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,360
只得一个虚名有什么用呀﹖
784
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:26,760
我很痛苦，我这么辛苦才能遇上你
785
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:30,960
最后还是得不到你
786
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:51,480
鸡仔凤，你傻了吗﹖正经一点
787
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:56,000
八家，这套衣服是不是给我穿的﹖
788
01:05:56,680 --> 01:06:00,080
这套孝服是给你
789
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,240
千万不要让你的雾水丈夫知道呀
790
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:04,480
为什么﹖
791
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:08,960
说起来你也是闺女出嫁，
792
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:13,280
如果老公还健在，你又去
793
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:19,080
阿凤，今天你摆房之后，
794
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:20,440
当作他死了
795
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:24,160
从今以后，你就是寡妇身份
796
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:28,000
以后你找多少个男人
797
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:33,280
真有趣，但是这样咒死他，
798
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:36,960
真是傻女，他开你的苞很罪过的
799
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,720
我不咒他，他迟早也没有好报
800
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:41,720
金枝，银娇
801
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:44,600
过来帮阿凤化装
802
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,200
我会的
803
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,160
我去打点一下，你跟我来
804
01:06:56,480 --> 01:07:00,480
艳红姐，我今天是不是
805
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:05,800
对，你今天像一条咸鱼
806
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,000
给你的
807
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:17,560
真的﹖
808
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:19,040
谢谢
809
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:31,440
真漂亮，谢谢千千姐
810
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,840
替你准备好了销魂棉了
811
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:36,040
怎样用的﹖
812
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:37,680
我教你，过来
813
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,040
进来再说吧 来吧
814
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:41,920
躺下
815
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,480
干什么﹖
816
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:45,520
躺下
817
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:47,400
不用怕 不要动
818
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:52,600
替你把倪翁的子子孙孙
819
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:55,960
不要动，不用怕
820
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,760
傻女，等你结了婚才生吧
821
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:02,720
现在佗手褦脚，妨碍做生意的
822
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:06,200
艳红姐
823
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:08,320
对不起
824
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,680
这句话应该由我来说
825
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,400
昨天我无意中听到你
826
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:23,080
我一直没有想到你这么懂得道理的
827
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:25,520
程专员应该娶你的
828
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:30,760
不用客气，千千，
829
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:36,240
现在我们还不知道，
830
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:41,440
只恐怕我们俩没有这种福气
831
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,040
他有了LILY朱了
832
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:45,520
做人不可以太悲观的
833
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,080
这个荒淫时代，什么也有可能的
834
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:54,360
是，我也希望塘西在没禁娼
835
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:58,440
是呀，来恭喜倪翁吧
836
01:08:58,520 --> 01:08:59,560
一钉见血
837
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,720
恭喜了，给点赏钱吧
838
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:06,320
恭喜，恭喜 乖，乖
839
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:08,960
倪翁，赏点什么钱呀﹖
840
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:11,680
袁大头
841
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:16,040
我要美金
842
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:45,400
银娇
843
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:56,120
灵验吗﹖
844
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:57,680
很灵验
845
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:00,680
我在上海绑过一次
846
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:05,000
求夜叉大将帮我们国少找
847
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:08,200
我刚刚收国少的信
848
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:11,680
他真的找到了，还结了婚
849
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:13,800
就是你那位小姐﹖
850
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:17,800
不是，他喜欢小姐另一个丫头千红
851
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:20,520
为什么男人专喜爱丫头呢﹖
852
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:26,160
问你吧，我也知道上海，
853
01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:28,560
喜欢跟家里的工人私通的
854
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:33,040
我也知道很多夫人小姐
855
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:37,200
因为脚力好嘛
856
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,880
我脚力也很好的
857
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:47,880
佛祖慈悲，保佑那些烟花女子
858
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:51,600
早日脱离火坑， 走出妓寨
859
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:54,920
信女金桃，虔诚祈祷
860
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:55,920
灵不灵呀﹖
861
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:57,360
灵
862
01:10:57,440 --> 01:11:00,040
你说来青莲台求佛的都是塘西姑娘
863
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:01,560
为什么你还要来呀﹖
864
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:07,560
我就是见她们日日夜夜
865
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:09,960
我感同身受，很痛苦
866
01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:15,160
所以来这里求神拜佛，
867
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:19,560
人望高处，我想绑起它，你抱我吧
868
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,320
这次想求什么呀﹖
869
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:28,440
早点嫁个好丈夫
870
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:29,960
祝你如愿以偿
871
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:43,960
喃呒阿弥陀佛，喃呒阿弥陀佛
872
01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:46,280
姊姊妹妹站起来
873
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:48,000
什么事﹖
874
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:55,840
原来躺下这么舒服的
875
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:01,480
你们不是开通的吗﹖
876
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:04,400
不要再掷了，是水晶杯呀
877
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,560
要搞就在大寨搞，搞到上大树﹖
878
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,360
我不但是怒这么简单
879
01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:14,200
那个是他指腹为婚的老婆呀
880
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:16,920
是高脚七在花册查出来的
881
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:18,440
你早就知道﹖
882
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:23,000
是，现在要看这个混蛋
883
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:28,320
有良心娶我还是娶那个女人呀
884
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:32,840
不是呀，男人娶一个
885
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,000
最坏的是你
886
01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:36,480
怪不得金夫人说要禁娼了
887
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:37,240
又是金夫人﹖
888
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:40,080
我一直以来以为她是假才女，
889
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:46,200
阿女，你现在要学习
890
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:47,240
忍
891
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:50,000
很难忍呀
892
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:09,200
是不是呀﹖找小白脸呀﹖
893
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:12,880
被小白脸骗了金钱也是人间正道
894
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:15,280
大戏映画片也说得多
895
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,440
倒贴小白脸，贴身贴钱
896
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:20,520
我们大家哭够了
897
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:25,640
靓少荣表情多多，
898
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:27,280
不知道他的心是什么做的
899
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:29,520
玉叶，你还要为他自杀﹖
900
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:34,160
幸亏你早一点入院，洗了胃没事
901
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:39,080
安眠药渗鸦片，你死得去算幸运
902
01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,600
死不去，你以为好玩吗﹖
903
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:44,320
我真不会那么笨
904
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:48,680
你﹖你只会吃，好天预备落雨柴
905
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:52,760
我们做姑娘的最终目的
906
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:56,720
八家，不喜欢怎可以随便嫁呢﹖
907
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:00,800
小姐，要喜欢的话就不要嫁人了
908
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:03,280
现在是做生意，不是做人世呀
909
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:06,000
我们这一行是前生修来的
910
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:10,560
怎可以又要谈恋爱，
911
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:12,040
这么幸福﹖
912
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:17,800
其实，男人跟你讲心
913
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:21,400
得到你的人怎会再跟你讲心呀
914
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:31,160
谈恋，讲真心，
915
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:35,880
真是舒服得很
916
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:38,720
早
917
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:42,080
阿凤，为什么这么开心呀﹖
918
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,520
我开了苞
919
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:03,400
朱小姐，什么风吹你来的﹖
920
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:05,440
我是来找陈玉娇的
921
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:26,200
我就是陈玉娇
922
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:29,720
不是你，是她
923
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:34,320
朱小姐，喝点什么﹖
924
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:36,600
咖啡
925
01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:41,400
不用怕，顶硬上，我去玩玩她
926
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:43,840
这位小姐喝什么﹖
927
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:46,000
ME，D
928
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:50,040
ME，D是什么呀
929
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,800
MILK，MILK TEA
930
01:16:57,160 --> 01:16:58,520
牛奶茶是吗﹖小姐
931
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:10,800
我们以前有没有这么大胆呀﹖
932
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,440
我想我应该跟你们说清楚
933
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:17,840
我是程立邦的未婚妻
934
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:20,520
在我还没有出世就指定嫁给他了
935
01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:21,440
你呢﹖
936
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,560
他说我是他的至爱
937
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,160
但是我可以帮助他
938
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:28,120
帮助那里呀
939
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:32,320
客厅，厨房和床上，
940
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:34,840
你们可以帮他的，我也可以帮他
941
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:38,360
但是我可以帮他的，
942
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,200
我可以帮做立法议员
943
01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:48,560
你能帮他立吗﹖
944
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:00,320
笑什么﹖老虔婆
945
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:01,080
最棒的是你了
946
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:03,160
你们扶也不起来
947
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:06,560
你们也扶了我不少，算了吧
948
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:14,640
我以为说什么，
949
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:18,280
是呀，给你
950
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:20,920
你们说什么﹖
951
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:25,720
吩咐过你不要这么深入的
952
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:27,720
我也不要了
953
01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:29,640
讲来讲去不要什么呀﹖
954
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:32,400
不要你，不要你呀
955
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:33,040
什么﹖
956
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:37,960
我昂藏七尺，你们当我
957
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:40,720
你们不要我，我也不要你们了
958
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:43,840
我不要你们了
959
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:51,720
不要
960
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:04,920
程专员，我和你也
961
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:08,080
我们祖家的法律都经禁了娼
962
01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:13,080
香港只不过是照英国
963
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:14,760
现在香港情况特殊
964
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,120
你调查了这么久
965
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:19,400
只会说一句香港情况特殊，
966
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:21,640
不是，理由有十多个
967
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:24,360
第一，禁娼会减少税收
968
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,120
现在牌税不少
969
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:31,760
第二，要警力不足
970
01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:34,520
要常常巡查私娼，增加人力负担
971
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:37,320
会影响我们办理其他的刑事案件
972
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:41,480
第三，黑社会多了收保护费的机会
973
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,440
迫良为娼的情况更加严重
974
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:50,400
这违反了大英帝国所倡导的
975
01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:52,920
好了，你说起来
976
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:55,560
你们香港妇女会的金桃夫人
977
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:59,080
最近在我们的德臣西报里大叫禁娼
978
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:02,760
中国女人也说禁娼，那就禁吧
979
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:07,160
请你们中国人的
980
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:09,240
还有，第四个理由是梅毒传染
981
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:11,160
第五个理由是要尊重中国传统
982
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:12,560
大清律例没有说过要禁娼的
983
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:18,160
你现在说一千个理由也没用，
984
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:20,200
要禁才有得孝敬，对吗﹖
985
01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:59,720
禁娼令已经定了下个月一号执行
986
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:04,600
你有什么打算﹖
987
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:08,200
我现在需要一个真正的男人
988
01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:11,680
妓院变舞厅，香港进入新时代
989
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,520
她们三个，你怎样处置﹖
990
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,640
我在外国读书，做的是外国人的工
991
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,280
应该行外国人的一夫一妻制
992
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:24,560
这次对塘西考察的结果
993
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:29,080
我发现我真不中不西，亦中亦西
994
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:32,920
但是我身上流的全是中国人的血
995
01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:35,360
中国人的血﹖是什么意思﹖
996
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:38,120
应该是中国人的茶才对
997
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:40,120
老公是茶壶，妻妾是茶杯
998
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:44,160
你想实行一个茶壶五个茶杯制﹖
999
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:48,960
我自小胸无大志，
1000
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:53,120
一妻二妾，她们三个之中
1001
01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:59,520
她是我正式的未婚妻，
1002
01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:01,400
有良心
1003
01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:06,560
她是我指腹为婚的未婚妻，
1004
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:08,520
你这个人很念旧
1005
01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:09,840
应该的
1006
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:11,840
她呢﹖
1007
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:15,880
我一直很想满足她，但是她
1008
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:18,080
合情合理
1009
01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:20,880
还是跟成熟的女人跳探戈才合拍的
1010
01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:23,520
你先搞定她们三个再说吧
1011
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:30,200
那个坏蛋说什么﹖
1012
01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:33,360
他问我是不是断腰的，他说他是呀
1013
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:37,040
糟了，他一定是想抛弃LILY
1014
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:39,040
撬我这个未来岳父墙脚
1015
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:50,520
你们打算怎样呀﹖
1016
01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:54,680
真的不要我﹖
1017
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:55,720
不要
1018
01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:58,880
人家喜欢吃蔗，让他吃好了
1019
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:06,320
她们不要，我要
1020
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:07,480
你喜欢我花心吗﹖
1021
01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:11,920
花心﹖我克死了三个老公，
1022
01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:15,120
大不了明年多买一束花拜你
1023
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:24,840
千千，我每天也在操脚力的
1024
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:27,320
就算你日操夜操也没用的
1025
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:28,600
我不会放弃的
1026
01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:30,000
下一辈子吧
1027
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:43,000
看你的唱功了
1028
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:33,760
进去
1029
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:41,520
走开
1030
01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:46,680
八家，你真棒
1031
01:25:47,320 --> 01:25:50,480
禁娼令一颁下，你就把妓院变舞厅
1032
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:55,560
不用客气，程专员说过，
1033
01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:57,600
威廉士先生呢﹖
1034
01:25:58,240 --> 01:25:59,840
英国人，他返回老家了
1035
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:04,040
金夫人，现在都大寨变了舞厅
1036
01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:08,320
你的姊姊妹妹全部站起来，
1037
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,040
跳探戈﹖
1038
01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:13,200
跳完了探戈一样也要躺下来
1039
01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:16,320
有没有搞错﹖
1040
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:17,800
难道你不用睡觉的吗﹖
1041
01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:21,600
下贱
1042
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:26,960
你干什么﹖
1043
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:29,920
你妈妈是不是叫金桃呀﹖
1044
01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:33,440
我就是金桃，我妈妈叫
1045
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:36,360
你们快点进房里搜查看有没有暗格
1046
01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:39,920
这样不但没有改变姊姊妹妹的地位
1047
01:26:40,280 --> 01:26:43,440
还有瞒骗政府税收的罪名
1048
01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:46,720
金夫人，你没有资格调查这件事的
1049
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,880
程专员，我现在才看穿你
1050
01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:52,440
你才不让姊姊妹妹
1051
01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:56,720
干什么打人呀﹖
1052
01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:59,920
我忍了她很久了，
1053
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:02,960
我打了你，不在乎多打一巴
1054
01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:07,640
我们妇女界所有的面子给你丢光了
1055
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:11,720
好女不与男斗，要斗就跟我斗
1056
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:15,440
斗就斗
1057
01:27:19,480 --> 01:27:21,200
金夫人脱了衣服才漂亮的
1058
01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:24,120
你干什么﹖奶大有罪吗﹖
1059
01:27:24,360 --> 01:27:25,920
看你封得好像床板一样
1060
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:27,800
你真的叫金桃
1061
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:29,360
你走开
1062
01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:34,520
女人打架，有得看了
1063
01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:44,160
来，跳探戈吧
1064
01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:17,960
你妈妈将她的花名给了你
1065
01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:22,040
她一定是纪念她和我的一段初恋
1066
01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:26,200
当时我刚刚做龟公，她刚刚开苞
1067
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:30,480
她给我喝第二口汤
1068
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:36,400
然后她跟人上床喝井水
1069
01:29:36,960 --> 01:29:39,520
但是有了我的孽种
1070
01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:43,080
她后来叫人送信给我，说是个女儿
1071
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:46,600
你也是妓女生的，
1072
01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:50,120
不要吵，躺下真的很舒服
1073
01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:56,400
立邦，程专员
1074
01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:03,920
我想喝三杯奶茶，你说好不好﹖
1075
01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:17,200
究竟你们怎么样﹖搞了一年
1076
01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:18,320
你说好了
1077
01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:19,560
你说好了
1078
01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:21,280
你说好了
1079
01:30:21,680 --> 01:30:22,400
我说﹖
1080
01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:26,600
如果论温柔，大娘是千千
1081
01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:28,320
二娘是LILY，三娘是艳红
1082
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:30,840
如果论风趣，正室是艳红
1083
01:30:30,960 --> 01:30:32,920
二奶是LILY，三奶是千千
1084
01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:35,120
如果论气度，老大是LILY
1085
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:37,000
老二是艳红，老三是千千
1086
01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:39,200
如果论相识的先后，第一是LILY
1087
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:40,600
第二是千千，第三是艳红
1088
01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:43,560
如果论大男人主义，我该枪毙了
1089
01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:50,880
拍照，多照一张
1090
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,080
送上千万温柔
1091
01:30:57,720 --> 01:31:00,240
送上春尽解心里秋
1092
01:31:01,720 --> 01:31:05,480
香香是蛮腰 夜夜是良宵
1093
01:31:06,080 --> 01:31:09,440
然而长夜未深透
1094
01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:12,760
请逗留
1095
01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:16,680
半醉新月温柔
1096
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:21,000
醉柳倚月影娇也羞
1097
01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:30,720
今宵愿陪君捕月并同饮醇酒浓酒
1098
01:31:31,960 --> 01:31:33,720
送上千万温柔
1099
01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:37,800
送上春尽解心里秋
1100
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:43,560
香香是蛮腰 夜夜是良宵
1101
01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:47,200
然而长夜未深透
1102
01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:50,920
请逗留
1103
01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:56,000
君心倘要日夕与共
1104
01:31:56,600 --> 01:32:00,240
解语花愿意服从
1105
01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:04,640
倘若君不过顺道过路
1106
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:08,240
秋波甜言仍奉送
1107
01:32:09,440 --> 01:32:13,400
人生如一梦 难计缘去来
1108
01:32:13,680 --> 01:32:16,400
尽贺这晚相逢
1109
01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:22,000
真痴假情 亦是一样笑容
1110
01:32:22,240 --> 01:32:25,800
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