Original subtitles

BEAUTIFUL PROGRAM MAGIC OF HACKING

MISSION COMPLETE!

I'm done.

I can sleep for the first time in 80 hours.

EMERGENCY QUEST EVENT

Huh?

Damn it!

Just when I thought I was finally going to get some sleep…

Who the hell are you?

Oh, crap!

Don't think you're not gonna pay for this.

Ugh.

Huh?

Huh? Hey!

Damn, it got away.

MISSION: YOZAKURA FAMILY

PLAN 6 BUG

Oh, Big Sis Shion. Good morn--

Wait, are you all right?

Good… Good morning.

Big Sis Shion, you pulled another all-nighter?

Yeah. Some weirdo hacked into the database yesterday.

This person seemed to be going through only Taiyo's personal data.

Huh?

Well, not like they stole anything important.

And I updated the security, so no worries.

Still, I wonder how they snuck in

when nobody knows that access code except for us siblings?

I'm getting a really bad feeling about this.

But still, why would they try to steal your data and nothing else?

Who knows? Whatever the reason, it's creepy, don't you think?

This way!

Can't shake her!

Oh, how powerful!

Who are you?

Nice to meet you, Master Taiyo.

I love you.

Now please die!

Huh?

Oh!

What is it, Mutsumi?

Those assassination needles and that line!

Are you, by any chance, Ayaka Kirisaki, the Manhunter Spy?

The next time you call me that vulgar name, "Manhunter"…

I'll stick a thousand needles in your eye!

A spy?

Well, yes. She's notorious in a negative way.

She uses her spy techniques to shadow the men she's infatuated with,

then stabs them to death with needles.

She's a pro at tracking and assassination.

Isn't "vile stalker" more like it?

Huh? Wait, does that mean…

Yes! I fell in love with you at first sight!

It all started with a video on the Dark Web!

By now, the whole underworld has their eyes on you,

the Yozakura family's rookie, Master Taiyo!

And just the other day, a certain underworld company

put a $100,000 bounty on your head!

Huh?

Now that my beloved Master Taiyo's achievements have been recognized,

I can't stop my joyous tears from flowing!

It's not joyous for me at all!

And why use a photo where I look like I'm about to sneeze?

But it worries me.

The bounty is causing more and more people to want to kill you for impure reasons.

What?

I've got to make you mine forever

before anyone can steal even a single hair off your head!

What are you talking about? You're scary!

I know all about your hidden charms as well!

That you try not to step on the plants when you're infiltrating,

that you repair the buildings caught up in your missions,

and that when you inadvertently take a free train ride,

you buy a ticket later.

Oh, you're too wonderful!

How do you know all that?

I totally get it.

You're agreeing with her?

Now, then, Master Taiyo! Come to me now!

I understand where you're coming from, but I'm married to Mutsumi.

I can't allow myself to be killed.

You would pick that ugly, wanton woman over me?

She must have brainwashed you. You poor thing!

Much as I'd like to dispatch her right this minute,

I can't, because I promised Kyoichiro.

-Huh? -Big Bro?

Yes. There's no way to target any Yozakura behind his back,

so I went to him on the off chance that I could negotiate a pass.

And then…

Taiyo? Do whatever you want to him.

As long as I didn't put the third-born daughter, Mutsumi, in danger,

he agreed to look the other way.

-That bastard. -That bastard.

While I was at it, I asked him if I could peruse Master Taiyo's data…

Oh, sure, go ahead and look!

…and he gave me the access code!

-That scumbag! -That scumbag!

All right, I'll be back later.

Until we meet again, Master Taiyo!

Uh, I know this is sudden, but let me introduce our new transfer student.

My name is Ayaka Kirisaki.

It's so nice to meet you.

Wow.

She's really cute!

Right, so, Ms. Kirisaki, take a seat over there.

All right!

Ugh.

Oh!

Are you all right, Ms. Kirisaki?

Sorry about that.

And so, my silent battle with my rabid fan began.

There goes the ball!

What the--

How do you like how I seasoned it today?

Yeah, it's good.

MATHEMATICS II

Why… Why won't you accept my feelings for you, Master Taiyo?

No… you need to keep fighting, Ayaka.

As long as you don't give up, surely he'll know how you feel!

Needle Dolls!

What did you do?

I've injected them with a mind control poison.

It numbs their sense of self right away, turning them into my faithful servants.

All right, everyone! Subdue Master Taiyo!

Don't drag everyone into this!

Why can't I drag them into this?

After all…

this whole world exists for you and me, Master Taiyo!

Come on, that's enough!

Undo what you did to them right now!

Oh, so futile.

Why don't you get out of the way?

Screw you, Needle Girl!

Huh! Damn you for getting in the way.

Knock it off!

Are you okay?

I'm all right. It just grazed me.

Why?

Because it made me happy that someone else could see how great Taiyo is.

Though you do go about it in kind of an outrageous way.

So this is… true love.

I love you!

-Huh? -Huh?

Lady Mutsumi, now! Now!

All right!

Say, "Ahh!"

Ahh!

Oh, how divine it tastes!

I wish I could turn into an ice cream cone and get eaten by you!

What are you talking about?

Mutsumi, how can you take that?

Well, if I just think of her as a mini-Big Bro…

But, anyway, weren't you in love with Taiyo?

Of course!

That's why I want to kill my beloved Master Taiyo

and live happily ever after with my beloved Lady Mutsumi--

Huh?

Huh?

SHION AUDIO

Big Sis Shion?

MISSION: YOZAKURA FAMILY

MISSION: YOZAKURA FAMILY

The first, brand-new, Shion's Game Room, Taiyo Version…

Clap, clap!

Huh? What's happening here?

Taiyo, you've been ensnared at last.

Big Sis Shion is always grabbing someone to play with her.

Last week, didn't Big Bro Shinzo collapse after staying up five nights in a row?

What?

You can count on me to back you up!

Gol!

Um, is my life in danger?

Don't worry. It's just a trial run today, so it's no big deal.

All right, let the game begin!

This seems kind of fishy.

The rules are simple. When the enemy shows up…

Whoa, I've seen that face before!

…you defeat it, and move on.

It's more graphic than it needs to be.

Got it?

Uh, yes!

Okay, then let's go!

All right, we're taking on the boss next.

Huh? Already?

We've got to stop this bastard eldest son train.

The design's so creepy!

If we lose, you'll get to see a super-realistic runover death scene.

That I don't want to see!

All right, we cleared it.

That wasn't satisfying at all.

Why are we doing this?

Uh, the runaway train has just come to a halt!

Huh?

Repeat, the runaway train has come to a sudden halt!

However, we still don't know the reason why it stopped.

RUNAWAY TRAIN STOPPED

Don't tell me.

Yep, that's the story. I hack into the system of my target,

convert it into a game of my own making, and clear it.

That's how I get my work done.

A game with no saves or resets…

how thrilling is that?

So anyway, I had you come here today…

to help me with an assignment that would be a hassle for one.

Some idiots who don't know how to raise their voices

are about to crash this into a thermal power plant.

Today's mission is to thwart them.

What?

All right! Let's get started!

Huh? Hold up--

Good luck!

If we defeat that thing before it invades this area, the game will be cleared.

Understood.

This item will revive you just once.

I only have the one, so you hold on to it, just in case.

Thanks.

Okay, let's go!

Damn! What is this place? So complicated…

You're a sucky gamer, you know.

A spy needs to have this kind of precision--

Hey, I got through.

What?

"Walk Through Walls"?

"Invincible Mode"?

Hey, you! Using glitches is what cowards do!

I think I've made her mad.

Look out! It's close now!

Huh. I'll show you how it's done.

This is a real gamer's technique!

The thing about security

is the more layers piled on, the wall gets thicker,

but the more dense and complex it gets,

the more vulnerable it is to security holes!

What the…

Damn. So they had a trump card that not even the government knew about!

Okay, now that's too much for even me.

No way around it. I didn't want to use it because of where it is,

but with Shinzo's interception system…

I bet there's still a way, somehow.

Huh?

We just revived the system that we'd destroyed by force, using your glitch.

If anything interrupts the input for even a second, it'll come crashing down.

Seriously, "reviving the enemy with a revival item so we can use it"

is one crude tactic.

But, hey, I don't hate it.

Oh, crap.

I owe you one.

Whoa! Hey! It's that person!

Someone you know?

No, no, it's the one who was rifling through your data yesterday!

Back here again, huh?

-It's Ayaka. -It's Ayaka.

HACKING TECHNIQUE PROGRAM EXPLANATION

This time for sure, I'm taking all of Master Taiyo's rare data.

And if I get a chance, I'll help myself to some lovely photos of Lady Mutsumi, too!

Huh? Looks like I strayed into someplace weird.

Wait, what's going on?

Not sure what's happening, but we're going to push through now!

Right!

It's over.

Good job!

I have no clue what just went down, but thank goodness it's over now.

What?

Thanks for your hard work!

Hey, good job.

Jeez, I can't believe you came up with that insane plan.

You know what, your brain must be glitching, too.

Is that a compliment?

But listen, I'm going to show you

that you can't get far in games on just glitches and cheat!

I'm not letting you out of this room until you've cleared all of these!

Huh?

No way.

It turned out to be…

a three-night stretch.

CONTINUE

NEXT TIME GOVERNMENT SPIES