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PAUL: All right, little baby,
listen to me.
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The game is played
on a diamond,
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with four bases,
90 feet apart, okay?
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Now, the object
is to hit the ball
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and run around all
the bases more times
than your opponent
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who's pitching
you the ball.
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Now, when you
hit the ball
you run to first.
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Run, run, run,
run, run, run.
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Now, if the fielders
don't catch the ball
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before it hits
the ground, then
what you do is...
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[SNORES]
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[WHISPERING]
I'll tell you
the rest tomorrow.
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♪ Tell me why
I love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who
can stop my heart
as much as you
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♪ Let's take each other's hand
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♪ As we jump into
the final frontier
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby
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♪ Yeah!
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♪ I'm mad about you
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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It's a very natural fear.
It is?
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Yes. It's a terrifying
proposition,
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having sex with
a pregnant woman.
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Lower your voice, please.
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What? There's nothing
dirty about having sex
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with a pregnant woman.
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Seems to me you're gonna
have to get comfortable
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saying "Having sex
with a pregnant woman."
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If you want a...
♪ I love a parade ♪
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The point is this,
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James is very fragile
to you right now.
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I know. But you know what?
It's only since she
started showing,
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because I gotta tell you,
the beginning, her pregnancy,
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was really, it was
actually very erotic.
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Now you realize there's
a little baby in there.
Yeah.
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Yeah. You don't want to hurt
anything. You don't want
to do any damage.
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I don't want
any trouble.
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That's right, you know,
you don't know.
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You may poke him
in the eye or something.
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Why do I gotta
bother him?
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I know. I know
exactly how you feel.
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Oh, you do?
Yeah, sure.
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You've had sex with
a pregnant woman?
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Yes.
Who?
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Well, you remember Susan.
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Susan with the hair?
That's right.
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She was pregnant?
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With child, yes.
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And the father,
I'm correct in assuming
was somebody,
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it was not so much you?
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Yes.
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Oh, blech, gee.
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What?
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Give the woman a break.
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Is there no one else?
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Could you not find someone
a little bit less busy?
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Will you listen to me?
It was actually
quite wonderful.
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I mean, at first
I felt just like you.
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I was terrified
to touch her,
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afraid I might hurt her
somehow, you know,
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or hurt the baby,
but then I got over it.
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How?
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Well, I woke up one morning,
and I had a need.
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I see, so you just
put your desires
ahead of any danger
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that it might have
caused her or the child.
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No, no, I'm telling you,
it's like a horse.
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It's not like a horse.
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Well, yes. If God didn't mean
for you to sleep with women
when they were pregnant,
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he wouldn't make them
look so good during.
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Who teaches you
how to think like that?
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I'm telling you,
desire will get
the better of you.
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I don't think so.
I don't think so,
my friend.
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My next sexual experience
will be in July,
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and you know what?
That is fine with me.
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Well, if you won't
do it for yourself,
at least do it for her.
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What does that mean?
What? You don't think
she has needs, too?
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Not now. No,
she's gestating, for...
Come on, right?
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No, believe me,
Jamie is not interested
in that now.
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Not true,
my friend who knows
all about women.
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It's not?
I promise you.
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So what are you saying?
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So you're saying now
I have to have sex
with a pregnant woman.
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What's the matter with you?
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Hi.
Hi.
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How are you?
Good.
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Just had the best dream.
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Yeah? Tell me.
Tell me what
the dream was,
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and I'll tell you
what it means.
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We had sex.
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That, that could
be anything.
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Seriously, you know how
dreams about other stuff
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like hot dogs and donuts
are often about sex?
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So, too, dreams
about sex are often
about other things,
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like hot dogs
and donuts.
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Or could be you just
want to have sex.
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Don't you?
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Yeah, yes.
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You know,
it's been a while.
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Yes, it has.
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Almost since
I started showing.
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No, really?
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Oh, yeah.
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So?
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So?
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And you're good?
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Yeah.
Okay.
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[MOANS]
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This is really good?
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Yeah.
Okay.
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You still flat?
What is the matter
with you?
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Nothing.
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Why are you doing
a Jack Palance push-up?
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What?
No, I'm not.
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Really?
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What is wrong?
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I, just, I don't want
to break anything.
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What?
I don't want to break
anything in there.
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I don't want to break
the baby's house,
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or the area around
his house, his yard.
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I don't want to break
the baby's yard...
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Or his landlord.
I don't want to hurt
his landlord.
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Just want the baby to have
a nice, peaceful tenancy,
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you know, and when
he's done, we'll just
turn the place over.
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We're not going to
break anything.
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How do you know?
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Because I know.
I asked, I read.
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The fact is, having sex
is actually good for me.
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Really?
Yes. It allays anxiety,
it fights cramping,
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it builds muscle tone,
and it's aerobic.
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When done properly, sure.
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Well, see,
you have nothing to fear
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from the pregnant
woman's body.
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All right.
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Sold.
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What?
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I have to throw up.
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I'm so sorry.
No, no, no. Please,
don't be silly.
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It just comes on you,
morning sickness.
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It just attacks
out of nowhere.
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Please, you don't
have to apologize.
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My God, let's take
care of you, not me.
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I'm fine.
I'm, I'm, I'm good.
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It's not exactly
the response you
look for, you know.
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Kiss a girl and she
literally vomits,
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but you know,
that's all right.
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I am so sorry.
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Not at all.
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Fifty, 60 years,
I won't even
remember this.
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Okay, okay.
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So where is
this restaurant, Algiers?
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I don't know.
Your mother picked it out.
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Please promise me no
four-hour good-byes with
your parents after lunch.
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Promise.
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I want to make it upstate
while it's still light
so we can see the snow.
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You think there's still
snow on the ground?
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Yes. They had two
inches yesterday.
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Yeah, but did it stick?
What if it didn't stick?
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It stuck.
Yeah, 'cause if it didn't
stick, then what?
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Then we're driving upstate
to see what, cold cows?
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I want us to have some
time alone together.
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Hey, me, too.
It would just be nice
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if there was
a little ground cover.
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Do you understand?
I'm getting
increasingly pregnant.
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I understand that, yes.
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Well, we don't have
a lot of time left for just
the two of us to be together.
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Pretty soon we're going
to be into the meat
of the pregnancy.
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Ooh, there's not a word
you need to use there.
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And then six months
from now, that's it.
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Our lives will
no longer be our own.
No longer be our own.
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I understand.
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Ah, there it is,
right there. That's it.
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DRIVER: It's $6.50.
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You all set?
Mmm-hmm.
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What?
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You're really
very pretty.
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Thank you.
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I have to throw up.
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What, are they late?
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We're gonna miss
the snow now.
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See, they
don't care.
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Isn't this place
a little funky
for your parents?
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Hey, my parents
still have some funk.
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[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
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Ma?
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[LAUGHING] Hello.
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Hey, hey,
hi, hello.
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Hi, hi.
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How, how is
everybody?
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Oh, fine.
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Oh, just, just great.
How are you?
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We're good.
We're fine.
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Good, good.
How are you and Leon?
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Leon?
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The baby?
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Apparently we're naming
the baby, Leon.
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All right,
so that's settled.
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Leon's fine. Leon's mommy,
however, is a little queasy.
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Oh, isn't that funny?
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You know that
I never had so much
as a dry heave
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when I was pregnant
with Paulie.
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Bon appetit,
everybody.
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Wish I could
say that.
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No. I just refused
to allow myself
to be nauseated.
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You could do that?
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She can do anything.
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Bert.
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Yeah, okay, before I forget,
here are the keys.
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Murray gets a bowl
of dry in the morning
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and then lots of water
all day long.
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Yeah, lots of water.
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All right,
all right, all right,
what's going on here?
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What?
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"What?" it's like
a hygiene movie
gone out of control.
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You know that new
doctor I went to?
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That Dr. Gribitz
that I started seeing
at mount Sinai?
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Yeah.
Well, as a
preventative measure
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to keep my bones strong,
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he put me on a little
bit of estrogen therapy.
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Saul Gribitz
is a very good doctor.
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Saul Gribitz
is a genius.
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Aha.
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It has a very
interesting
side effect,
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this, this,
uh, estrogen.
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Um, um, um,
it, it, it,
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it makes
your father,
I mean, we're,
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well, I don't know
how we can say it
delicately, but...
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We're back in the saddle!
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Nicely put, Dad.
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Let me just say
it has been incredible!
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A little louder,
'cause they can't hear
you in the kitchen.
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Listen, we have been
cutting a sexual swath
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through the New York
metropolitan area.
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A sexual swath,
you say?
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Two words, Bronx Zoo.
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Okay, two more words,
"Please don't."
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And the best part is,
my bones, never stronger.
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See? Everybody wins.
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Let me tell you
something else.
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It's making me eat
like a horse.
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What are you having?
I'm having the, uh, salmon.
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Oh, my God.
He's having fish.
What?
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Honey, it's a
fish restaurant.
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Uh-huh. Oh, my God.
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You didn't see the big
fish with the funny hat
over the door?
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Uh-uh.
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I think I'll have
the sea bass.
247
00:11:43,855 --> 00:11:45,719
You know, I might
actually have the trout.
248
00:11:45,857 --> 00:11:47,204
Hey, you know
what, guys?
249
00:11:47,342 --> 00:11:49,344
Do you think carp
is a particularly
fishy fish?
250
00:11:50,724 --> 00:11:51,932
Excuse me.
251
00:11:55,004 --> 00:11:57,938
She's not
the strongest girl.
252
00:11:58,076 --> 00:12:02,702
While she's at it,
I'm going to the room of men.
253
00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,393
Order me the halibut.
254
00:12:07,914 --> 00:12:09,743
He's got a great ass,
doesn't he?
255
00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:23,800
Pretty much everyone on
earth is having great sex,
except us.
256
00:12:23,939 --> 00:12:25,733
Honey, the minute
you stop throwing up...
257
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,287
I know.
258
00:12:27,425 --> 00:12:29,254
How you doing there?
259
00:12:29,392 --> 00:12:31,705
You change lanes
one more time,
I'll kill you.
260
00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:34,121
All right.
I don't care if there's
a deer in the road.
261
00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:36,020
Gotcha.
262
00:12:38,919 --> 00:12:40,265
The snow is pretty,
though, huh?
263
00:12:40,403 --> 00:12:42,992
It's great.
264
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:46,927
You know, there was a
time when any discussion
of my parents and sex
265
00:12:47,065 --> 00:12:49,550
would have sent
me screaming from
that restaurant.
266
00:12:49,688 --> 00:12:50,793
I'm starving.
267
00:12:50,931 --> 00:12:52,829
Hmm?
I'm starving.
268
00:12:52,968 --> 00:12:53,969
I thought you
were nauseous.
269
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,487
I'm starving
and nauseous.
270
00:12:56,661 --> 00:12:57,869
Starving
and nauseous?
271
00:12:58,007 --> 00:12:59,802
Okay, all right,
so we'll pull
off somewhere,
272
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:02,046
we'll get you
a nice big bowl
of nothing.
273
00:13:04,186 --> 00:13:05,704
Look, a barn.
274
00:13:08,466 --> 00:13:10,882
I mean,
do you realize what
happened back there?
275
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:13,919
My parents are having
a graphic discussion
about their sex life,
276
00:13:14,058 --> 00:13:15,335
I remain perfectly calm.
277
00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:21,479
It represents
a huge leap of maturity
on my part is all.
278
00:13:21,617 --> 00:13:23,377
Very proud of you.
You did very well.
279
00:13:23,515 --> 00:13:24,827
That's all
I'm looking for.
280
00:13:27,243 --> 00:13:28,555
I have to throw up.
281
00:13:35,907 --> 00:13:37,426
Well, now I'm
only starving.
282
00:13:37,564 --> 00:13:39,462
All right, let's get you
something to eat.
283
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,877
This place is great.
284
00:13:41,016 --> 00:13:42,776
Isn't it great?
Yeah.
285
00:13:42,914 --> 00:13:44,467
Hey, get me.
I'm Eddie Albert.
286
00:13:46,814 --> 00:13:49,196
Well, I see pitchforks,
I see birdhouses,
287
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:51,957
I see shaving mugs,
I see no food at all.
288
00:13:52,096 --> 00:13:54,512
Not true. Come here.
289
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:56,928
What about some nice,
delicious bait?
290
00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:58,102
Wow.
291
00:13:59,103 --> 00:14:00,656
Have you learned
nothing today?
292
00:14:00,794 --> 00:14:01,760
Sorry.
293
00:14:01,898 --> 00:14:04,004
How about
some nice fudge?
294
00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:06,179
I'm sorry?
How about
some nice fudge?
295
00:14:06,317 --> 00:14:08,871
I have some nice
chocolate fudge here.
296
00:14:09,009 --> 00:14:11,149
I was thinking about
something a little
more substantial.
297
00:14:12,392 --> 00:14:14,842
There's a pizza hut
at exit 70.
298
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,328
Uh, no, I...
299
00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:18,605
How about
some nice fudge?
300
00:14:18,743 --> 00:14:19,744
That would be great.
301
00:14:28,063 --> 00:14:29,478
Want some fudge?
302
00:14:29,616 --> 00:14:31,445
Can't believe they don't
have cable here.
303
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:32,688
[STATIC BUZZING]
304
00:14:32,826 --> 00:14:34,241
Really good.
305
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,283
Look, honey, more snow.
306
00:14:41,421 --> 00:14:43,802
It's making me feel
a little weird, though.
307
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,390
Can't believe we're
approaching the millennium,
308
00:14:45,528 --> 00:14:47,047
and I'm dealing
with rabbit ears.
309
00:14:48,428 --> 00:14:50,499
Not bad weird,
good weird.
310
00:14:51,603 --> 00:14:52,984
Sort of like
horny weird.
311
00:14:54,882 --> 00:14:56,091
All right,
I think I got it.
312
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,575
The only thing is,
313
00:14:57,713 --> 00:15:00,095
the only problem is
I can't move from
this position.
314
00:15:10,933 --> 00:15:12,314
There goes channel two.
315
00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:15,938
Let's make love.
316
00:15:16,076 --> 00:15:17,526
Don't you have to vomit?
No.
317
00:15:20,908 --> 00:15:22,358
God, fudge,
who knew?
318
00:15:24,153 --> 00:15:27,018
You're actually,
literally excited
by a dessert item?
319
00:15:27,156 --> 00:15:28,123
Uh-huh.
320
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,883
Wow.
What?
321
00:15:30,021 --> 00:15:31,609
I don't know, I just...
322
00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:34,784
I like to think of myself
as not a totally
incompetent lover,
323
00:15:34,922 --> 00:15:36,648
who places a
premium on foreplay,
324
00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:39,651
and I just hate to know
that you could get the same
thing from a Snickers.
325
00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:41,550
Not Snickers, fudge.
326
00:15:41,688 --> 00:15:43,034
Okay, when
I say Snickers...
327
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:44,104
Listen to me.
328
00:15:44,242 --> 00:15:46,555
I'm not nauseous.
I'm not starving.
329
00:15:46,693 --> 00:15:48,453
I don't know how
long this window
will be open.
330
00:15:48,591 --> 00:15:50,110
Let's go.
331
00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:52,008
All right.
I just, you know,
332
00:15:52,147 --> 00:15:57,186
I just don't like knowing
that, you know, using fudge
as a, as a sexual aid
333
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,050
when if...
All right, sir.
334
00:16:02,605 --> 00:16:03,848
Mmm, bigger.
335
00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:06,609
Little bit bigger.
Mmm, bigger.
336
00:16:07,955 --> 00:16:09,371
BOTH: Mmm, bigger.
337
00:16:16,516 --> 00:16:21,141
Well, we are,
to quote a great American,
338
00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:22,625
"Back in the saddle!"
339
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,837
Are we out of
fudge already?
340
00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:30,357
Uh-huh.
It served us well.
341
00:16:34,603 --> 00:16:36,260
You know, they have
this thing up here
where you can go,
342
00:16:36,398 --> 00:16:39,470
you can watch
a reenactment of
the battle of Saratoga.
343
00:16:39,608 --> 00:16:41,403
Mmm-hmm.
344
00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,991
They also have a thing
where you can, uh,
345
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,683
they have a loom.
You can work the loom.
346
00:16:45,821 --> 00:16:47,581
It's an actual loom in
James Fenimore Cooper's house.
347
00:16:48,858 --> 00:16:49,928
Hmm.
348
00:16:52,828 --> 00:16:54,588
They also have a thing
where you can blow off
the whole area,
349
00:16:54,726 --> 00:16:56,797
drive to the fudge
store, and then scurry
off to the nearest bed.
350
00:16:56,935 --> 00:16:58,213
We have a winner.
351
00:17:08,257 --> 00:17:09,810
How's it going in there,
Mrs. Gruber?
352
00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:12,157
MRS. GRUBER:
Just hold your
damn horses!
353
00:17:17,232 --> 00:17:20,027
All righty, let's
wrap that puppy up.
354
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,857
It has to cool.
355
00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:49,033
Monkeys.
356
00:17:52,829 --> 00:17:54,245
It is good
to be home.
357
00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:55,418
It sure is.
358
00:17:55,556 --> 00:17:56,488
[DOG BARKING]
359
00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:58,732
Hi, Murray.
Hi, Murray.
360
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,389
This picture's
all crooked.
361
00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:02,460
No, it's not.
362
00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:03,944
You know what
I'm gonna do to you?
363
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,014
Tell me.
364
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:08,362
Very, very slowly,
I am gonna...
365
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,398
Hey, hey, hey!
366
00:18:09,536 --> 00:18:10,606
Ahhh!
367
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,541
You're back early.
368
00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:26,070
You know what I find
fascinating?
369
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,588
Though barely
one hour ago,
370
00:18:27,726 --> 00:18:32,766
I saw my parents naked,
naked in my bed,
371
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:36,114
still, my sexual
appetite, undiminished.
372
00:18:37,219 --> 00:18:38,427
Good.
373
00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:40,153
Want to talk
about maturity?
374
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:43,328
Most people don't
live long enough
to be this mature.
375
00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:46,055
Now you come here.
376
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,505
I'm coming,
I'm coming.
377
00:18:47,643 --> 00:18:48,713
What's the matter?
378
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,820
I don't have
the feeling.
379
00:18:54,753 --> 00:18:56,824
What feeling?
That feeling.
380
00:18:57,963 --> 00:18:59,034
That good feeling.
381
00:19:00,552 --> 00:19:01,933
That fudgey feeling.
382
00:19:03,624 --> 00:19:04,694
Why not?
383
00:19:04,832 --> 00:19:06,075
I don't know.
384
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,215
Did we get
a bad batch?
385
00:19:08,353 --> 00:19:09,354
We did rush her.
386
00:19:10,769 --> 00:19:12,254
I told you
we should have
let it cool.
387
00:19:13,117 --> 00:19:14,877
It's the same fudge.
388
00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:16,016
All right,
all right,
all right.
389
00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:17,500
Don't panic,
don't panic.
390
00:19:17,638 --> 00:19:18,846
You know what?
Come with me.
391
00:19:18,984 --> 00:19:20,365
What are we doing?
392
00:19:20,503 --> 00:19:22,057
There's something
in the fudge
that works, right?
393
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,542
So maybe we have
something here that has
the same thing in it.
394
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,715
Like what?
395
00:19:25,853 --> 00:19:27,062
I don't know,
but let's see what we got.
396
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,408
I ain't giving up
without a fight.
397
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:30,479
Honey,
you know what?
398
00:19:30,617 --> 00:19:32,343
SnackWell's,
here we go,
snack wells.
399
00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:34,103
You like snacks,
we think SnackWell's
will work?
400
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,622
That has never been
my experience.
401
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,902
Ok, Mallomars,
the fatty ancestors
of SnackWell's.
402
00:19:41,421 --> 00:19:42,732
Honey,
I don't think so.
403
00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:44,113
Try one, try one,
just try one, one.
404
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,804
Sweetie, I've been eating
Mallomars since I was four,
405
00:19:45,942 --> 00:19:47,116
and never so much
as a twinge.
406
00:19:50,361 --> 00:19:51,914
Okay, I feel something.
407
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,366
Sweetie, it's over.
Let it go.
408
00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:58,162
No, it's not over.
Come on, it can't be over.
409
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,164
That picture
is crooked.
410
00:20:00,302 --> 00:20:01,820
Huh? You know what it is?
You know what it is?
411
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:02,925
I know exactly
what it is.
412
00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:04,547
I will tell you
what it is.
413
00:20:04,685 --> 00:20:07,240
You and I, we don't
need fudge to be
sexually fulfilled.
414
00:20:07,378 --> 00:20:10,381
That fudge, it, it's
just a placenta,
is what it is.
415
00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:14,937
It's what?
It's not a placenta.
What is it?
416
00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:16,801
A placenta.
When you take a pill,
417
00:20:16,939 --> 00:20:18,354
you think
it's doing something,
but it's really not.
418
00:20:18,492 --> 00:20:20,011
It's a pla, a gazebo.
A gazebo?
419
00:20:21,185 --> 00:20:22,151
Placebo?
420
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,394
Placebo. It's a placebo.
Thank you.
421
00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:24,981
That's what it is.
That fudge...
422
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,776
It's just a placebo.
Watch.
423
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,264
Honey.
See, we love each other.
424
00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:33,300
We want each other.
Sweetie.
425
00:20:33,438 --> 00:20:36,269
We can't keep our
hands off each other is
the God's honest truth.
426
00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:37,477
Through everything.
427
00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:40,273
Through vomiting
and parents in our bed.
428
00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:43,517
And pregnancy.
You and I, that's
the beauty of us.
429
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,487
Paul, Paul.
What?
430
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,937
I'm Just, I feel
a little bloated and achey.
431
00:20:50,075 --> 00:20:51,560
All right, okay,
watch this.
432
00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:53,286
Thanks.
433
00:20:53,424 --> 00:20:54,459
See?
434
00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:56,875
Ow, ow.
What's the matter?
435
00:20:57,013 --> 00:20:58,532
My back.
All right. Sorry.
436
00:20:58,670 --> 00:21:00,396
Honey, you know what?
You know...
437
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,054
Oh, hey,
say no more.
438
00:21:03,192 --> 00:21:05,470
Is that okay?
It's self-understood.
439
00:21:05,608 --> 00:21:06,644
Sure.
Thanks.
440
00:21:09,543 --> 00:21:11,407
We can try again
tomorrow.
Mmm-hmm.
441
00:21:23,419 --> 00:21:24,834
[PAUL SNORING]
442
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,877
Sweetie.
443
00:21:33,015 --> 00:21:34,085
[GROWLING]
444
00:21:36,846 --> 00:21:37,847
Ahhh!
445
00:21:48,064 --> 00:21:49,687
IRA: You know, James,
I understand.
446
00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:53,069
It's a very natural fear.
447
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,232
PAUL: Honey,
what happened to the fudge?
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