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♪ Tell me why
I love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who
can stop my heart
as much as you
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♪ Tell me all your secrets
and I'll tell you most of mine
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♪ They say nobody's perfect
Well, that's really true
this time
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♪ I don't have the answers,
I don't have a plan
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♪ All I have is you
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♪ So, darling,
help me understand
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♪ What we do
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♪ You can whisper in my ear
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♪ Where we go
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♪ Who knows
what happens after here
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♪ Let's take
each other's hand
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♪ As we jump into
the final frontier
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby
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♪ Yeah!
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♪ I'm mad about you ♪
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Okay. The baby loves
James Taylor,
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loves Bonnie Raitt,
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not so sure
about Sinatra.
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Which Sinatra
did you play?
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This one.
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Live at the Sands?
Yeah.
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You played this
for the baby?
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Yeah. So?
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You don't play Sinatra at the Sandsfor a fetus.
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Everybody knows that.
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Why?
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Because it's Live at the Sands.
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It's loud
and brassy.
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Plus, Las Vegas.
You know, it's smoky.
It's gambling.
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Baby doesn't need that.
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Tell you
what was a big hit,
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the soundtrack
to Guys and Dolls.
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Really?
Yup.
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See? Her daddy
loves showtunes.
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I thought she
ought to know.
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Well, thank you.
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Did you play him
your Hungarian chants?
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Bulgarian.
Whatever.
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Yes.
And?
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Loved it.
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Really?
Yes.
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How do you know?
Because I'm the mommy.
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I can tell.
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Bulgarian chants
and Sinatra.
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I want the baby
to know who we are.
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How much do you think
a baby could know?
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A lot.
Everything.
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What is this baby?
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It's a combination
of you and me.
Everything we are,
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everything
we've been through,
right in there.
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Is that true?
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I believe it is.
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Yeah?
Hey, you think
that's true?
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Little baby?
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Is that true?
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What do you know?
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[LAUGHS]
Honey, that tickles.
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[LAUGHS] Honey.
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How much do
you know, huh?
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Huh?
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Honey?
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Honey...
Honey! Honey, honey!
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Honey.
Sweetie.
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Honey, could
you take this?
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I'm sorry. Did you
just call me honey?
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No.
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PAUL: Honey, I'm home!
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JAMIE: I noticed.
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How do you like
being married, huh?
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Isn't it great?
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Ow.
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Oh, you're married?
Yeah. Almost three years.
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We thought
we were gonna,
but we're not,
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but it doesn't mean
we won't. We will.
Just not tonight.
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Makes sense.
Really?
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What's she like?
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My wife?
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Name is Buchman,
Jamie Buchman,
all right?
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Sounds perfect.
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Actually, no.
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Are you guys fighting?
JAMIE: We're not fighting.
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Trust me, you are.
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It's just how we live.
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Nobody's right,
and nobody's wrong.
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Listen to me. No.
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I'm a little bit
more right,
but that's not...
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Can't believe you
didn't trust me.
You lied.
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But if you're not
going to trust me
what's the sense in lying?
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Because it's wrong.
How is this wrong?
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We're adults.
All right.
I know.
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What do you want to do?
Do you want to yell at me?
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You want to kill me?
You want to divorce me?
What?
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Keep going.
Keep going.
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What the hell is
the matter with you?
What?
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Shh!
[SHUSHING EXCESSIVELY]
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I think we've been
going at this half-assed.
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What does that mean?
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It means I think we should be
going at it whole-assed.
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I let out this
amazing scream.
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I won! I won! I won!
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Paul, of course,
thought it was him.
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Oh, God.
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In five seconds
we were done
and I was able to stretch.
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[SNORING]
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Well, she's got
good points, too.
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There's my
beautiful bride.
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Yeah, bite me.
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She gets so excited
about things.
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You know, she's
genuinely surprised
when we don't win the lottery.
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The way she
calls me on stuff
when I'm making myself crazy.
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Your job is to
stop me from doing
something idiotic.
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Idiotic, I can
do that by myself.
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You're going to a wedding
without pants?
You bet.
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Let 'em see who
the best man really is.
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Clams. Clamenza clams.
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Clamenza clams.
Hi, Clamenza.
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[IMITATING DON CORLEONE]
Clamenza,
how about some clams?
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Would you want
more fun than this?
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All right,
one more.
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Clamenza!
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MAN: [ON TV] ...where you
get the Larry plate,
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the Moe plate,
the Curly plate,
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and as our gift to you,
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the Shemp salad bowl.
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No.
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Jamie's sitting there.
She looks...
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You know, cute,
like always.
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What?
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The light hit her face
in a funny way,
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and I never noticed
that she looked like...
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That she reminded me
of the guy in
The Silence of the Lambs.
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[HISSING]
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Sweetie?
[BARKS]
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How did this happen?
I used to be out there
all the time.
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I frizzed my hair.
I... I wore hats.
I slept with artists.
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Don't vomit in front of me.
Know what happens
if you vomit?
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Ow. Ow.
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[EXHALES]
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What are you doing?
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Are you letting
your hair grow out?
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No.
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'Cause it's like...
It's like harder
or something.
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I would like to
punch you so hard.
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Pardon me.
Hmm?
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I'll give you
one million dollars
to sleep with your wife.
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Great.
Great.
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Let me ask you
something...
What happened?
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Ooh, I think
I heard something.
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What?
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What?
What?
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What?
What?
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What?
What?
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Oh, my God.
What?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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[STAMMERS] Wow.
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Wow.
Oh, God.
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Wow.
Wow.
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What?
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Wow.
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Wow.
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"Wow"?
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You're gonna say "wow"?
You don't get to say "wow."
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You're not entitled
to a "wow" on this one.
All right, I'm sorry.
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Did you just kiss me?
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No.
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I love you.
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This is what
I'm trying to say.
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What am I, stupid?
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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I don't...
I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
What?
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How? How?
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No reason.
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I... I...
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
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Here's an idea.
I've got an idea.
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This was
a big mistake.
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You're so pathetic.
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I was gonna say.
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I'm shocked.
I'm stunned.
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I'm flummoxed.
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You talk your way.
I'll talk right.
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I talk right.
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Hey, hey, hey.
No, no, no.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
I... I... I see... Phew.
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Told you, I had to...
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
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I know, but,
I... I... I... I...
I... I... I...
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[STAMMERS]
A lot of...
He didn't even...
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[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
I didn't feel quite right
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ever since I ate
those steamed dumplings.
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I had the dumplings.
They were a little chewy.
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Oh, can either one of us
shut up for two minutes?
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What did
they think...
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More.
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Baby, I'm the greatest.
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Okay, but can you
pee standing up?
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He's so cute.
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A day at Barneys
wouldn't kill him.
I know.
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I have a dream.
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Oh, my goodness.
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I have a dream,
and it involves
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the two of us
in a beautiful house,
nothing big.
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You know, nice yard, maybe
three-quarters of an acre.
A house?
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A house with us
and our things
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and little usses,
you know, small usses.
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Maybe three.
You always
wanted three, right?
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Maybe.
Ah, you know,
maybe not three.
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Because the middle kid
is always screwed up.
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What is the matter
with you?
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You are a strange,
amazing man.
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Okay, so I lied.
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JAMIE: I wish
that cabana boy
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would rub some lotion
on my back.
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I'm not doing Pedro.
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JAMIE: Who is it?
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Si, senora, esta Pedro.
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Should we
start trying?
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Now?
From now on.
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PAUL: Maybe.
JAMIE: Really?
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Are you sure?
No, I'm
not sure.
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But we're gonna
start trying?
Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
What?
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I'm the mommy.
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You know what?
This is too much
pressure.
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Seriously,
I'm the mommy.
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I know, listen,
believe me...
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I know it's not fair.
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It's so not fair.
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You know, if...
If I could have the kid...
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Don't even start.
You'd have one cramp
and kill yourself.
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PAUL: Shut up.
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MOTHER: We don't stare,
sweetheart.
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Whoa!
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PAUL: Honey!
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Hey, hey!
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[HORN HONKS]
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Hey! Whoa.
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Hey!
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Trust me. It gets
so much worse than this.
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Oh, God!
[SCREAMING]
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God, how could you do that?
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Oh! Oh! Oh, God!
God!
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Honey, wake up.
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What? What's
the matter?
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Hit me again.
Oh, my God!
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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What are you doing?
Uh-huh. Just...
I was chanting.
253
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What were
you chanting?
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Oh...
♪ Oklahoma
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♪ Where the wind comes
sweeping down the plains ♪
256
00:10:02,482 --> 00:10:05,519
♪ Music and passion
are always the fashion
257
00:10:05,657 --> 00:10:07,245
♪ At the Copa
258
00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:11,146
♪ They fell in love ♪
259
00:10:11,284 --> 00:10:15,115
♪ But sleep won't come
260
00:10:15,253 --> 00:10:16,772
♪ The whole night through
261
00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:18,912
Sing it, Paul, sing out.
That's right,
the whole night through.
262
00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:20,983
♪ Your cheating heart
263
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,743
Your cheating heart.
That's it, baby.
Black heart.
264
00:10:22,881 --> 00:10:24,469
♪ Will tell on you ♪
265
00:10:24,607 --> 00:10:26,471
Gonna snitch
right to the mama.
Gonna go tell on you.
266
00:10:26,609 --> 00:10:31,235
♪ O'er the land of the free ♪
267
00:10:31,373 --> 00:10:32,857
♪ Eeee
268
00:10:33,582 --> 00:10:35,480
♪ And the home
269
00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:37,758
♪ Of the
270
00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:39,588
♪ Brave ♪
271
00:10:41,693 --> 00:10:43,557
See, I don't even
think the baby
can hear us.
272
00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:46,043
Oh.
What?
273
00:10:47,527 --> 00:10:48,873
I think the baby
just moved.
274
00:10:58,398 --> 00:10:59,778
Come on, make
the baby move again.
275
00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:01,470
I can't.
Why not?
276
00:11:01,608 --> 00:11:03,472
"Why not." I don't
have control over it.
277
00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:04,887
Hey. Hey, baby.
278
00:11:05,025 --> 00:11:06,233
Listen to me. Hey.
279
00:11:06,647 --> 00:11:07,890
Hey.
280
00:11:08,028 --> 00:11:09,374
Can you hear us? Hey.
281
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,204
Knock, knock.
282
00:11:11,928 --> 00:11:13,551
[ALL SCREAMING]
283
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,691
Sweetie?
284
00:11:15,829 --> 00:11:16,899
Sweetie?
285
00:11:17,037 --> 00:11:18,038
Sweetie?
286
00:11:20,282 --> 00:11:22,007
Sweetie, may I see you
in the kitchen, please?
287
00:11:22,836 --> 00:11:24,113
What? What
is it now?
288
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,597
I just have to leave
the window open
for the dog.
289
00:11:25,735 --> 00:11:26,702
[SCREAMING]
290
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:27,910
[BOTH SCREAM]
291
00:11:28,048 --> 00:11:29,774
Hey!
Hi.
292
00:11:29,912 --> 00:11:31,051
Is this
a bad time?
293
00:11:31,189 --> 00:11:32,984
Won't take a minute.
Is this a bad time?
294
00:11:33,122 --> 00:11:34,296
Is this
a bad time?
295
00:11:34,434 --> 00:11:36,091
I don't know.
It depends on
what you want.
296
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,540
I hope this
isn't a bad time.
297
00:11:37,678 --> 00:11:40,405
We wanted you
to be the first
to know in person.
298
00:11:41,337 --> 00:11:42,269
Is this a bad time?
299
00:11:42,407 --> 00:11:43,615
No.
No.
300
00:11:43,753 --> 00:11:45,376
Hey, guess who's home.
301
00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:50,622
Hey.
Oh.
302
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,141
[BELL RINGS]
303
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,005
Okay, I'm here.
Show me the changes.
304
00:11:54,143 --> 00:11:55,351
You I like.
305
00:11:57,146 --> 00:11:59,735
All I could think about
was coming home
to see you.
306
00:12:00,701 --> 00:12:02,013
That is so sweet.
307
00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:06,500
Surprise.
You're here.
308
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:07,674
Surprise.
309
00:12:07,812 --> 00:12:09,538
Marianne...
Surprise.
310
00:12:09,676 --> 00:12:11,850
Whoa!
Oh!
311
00:12:11,988 --> 00:12:13,404
I want you!
312
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,372
Guess what...
JAMIE: Careful.
313
00:12:16,510 --> 00:12:18,167
Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
314
00:12:22,378 --> 00:12:23,517
I'm worried.
315
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:24,760
ALL: Happy anniversary!
316
00:12:24,898 --> 00:12:26,106
Whoa.
317
00:12:26,244 --> 00:12:27,728
A firm embrace.
318
00:12:30,421 --> 00:12:32,768
Too much. Too much.
Easy.
319
00:12:32,906 --> 00:12:36,220
The peach
is very intrusive,
it will dominate the drink.
320
00:12:36,358 --> 00:12:38,083
[COUGHING]
I got like a little...
A little...
321
00:12:38,222 --> 00:12:39,395
[HACKING]
322
00:12:39,533 --> 00:12:41,811
The flesh of the peach pulp
is amazing.
323
00:12:41,949 --> 00:12:45,056
It's... It's...
It's like Hitler.
It does what it wants.
324
00:12:45,194 --> 00:12:47,610
[COUGHS]
Now what?
325
00:12:47,748 --> 00:12:49,371
Sweetie, you'll be
back by 6:00?
326
00:12:49,509 --> 00:12:50,958
Mmm-mmm...
Oh, 'cause you got
the thing tonight.
327
00:12:51,096 --> 00:12:52,236
Mmm-hmm.
Okay, so I'll
see you later.
328
00:12:52,374 --> 00:12:53,651
[MUMBLES]
329
00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:58,759
Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
330
00:13:00,899 --> 00:13:01,900
What, chocolate pudding?
331
00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:05,490
Ow!
What's the matter?
332
00:13:05,628 --> 00:13:07,975
My tooth. I think
I got a cavity.
333
00:13:08,113 --> 00:13:09,943
Why don't you
eat more cookies?
334
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,358
Have a cookie.
335
00:13:18,123 --> 00:13:19,780
I smell turkey.
336
00:13:19,918 --> 00:13:21,403
Noodles and...
337
00:13:21,541 --> 00:13:23,025
Tomato sauce and...
338
00:13:24,613 --> 00:13:26,925
[SOBBING]
Cheese.
Oh, Paul!
339
00:13:28,927 --> 00:13:30,308
All right, shall we?
340
00:13:32,517 --> 00:13:33,484
Whoa!
341
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,556
[BARKS]
342
00:13:36,694 --> 00:13:37,902
Mmm.
343
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,283
Egypt makes beer?
344
00:13:39,421 --> 00:13:40,629
What's that
on your sweater?
345
00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:42,838
Huh?
It's Twinkie filling.
346
00:13:44,011 --> 00:13:46,048
We have eggs
and batteries.
347
00:13:46,186 --> 00:13:47,843
Hey, do we still
have bananas, or
did you finish them?
348
00:13:47,981 --> 00:13:49,741
Yes.
"Yes," what? Yes,
you finished them,
349
00:13:49,879 --> 00:13:51,674
or, "Yes,
we have no bananas"?
350
00:13:51,812 --> 00:13:52,986
[SPOON CLINKS IN BOWL]
351
00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,232
Hi. You guys
want the usual?
352
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,440
Uh, sure. Why not?
353
00:13:58,578 --> 00:13:59,786
Okay, and that
would be what?
354
00:14:01,236 --> 00:14:03,652
You got some very impressive
credits here, seriously.
355
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:05,101
Is this all true?
356
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,620
A lot of it's true.
357
00:14:07,725 --> 00:14:10,452
Some bread?
Oh, no, thanks.
358
00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:14,421
Did you know that in
10 ounces of meat
two ounces are blood?
359
00:14:16,906 --> 00:14:18,218
You know, Paul
makes movies.
360
00:14:18,356 --> 00:14:20,255
That's so funny.
I work at a bank.
361
00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:23,672
What are
you doing?
I was just sitting.
362
00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:24,949
Where?
Right here.
363
00:14:25,087 --> 00:14:26,433
At your table.
Where at my table?
364
00:14:26,571 --> 00:14:27,572
In the chair.
What chair?
365
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:28,849
This chair.
Whose chair?
366
00:14:28,987 --> 00:14:30,230
Your chair.
A-ha.
367
00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:31,818
Burt, could we have
a little order here?
368
00:14:31,956 --> 00:14:33,475
Burt, uh, you're
blocking Regis.
369
00:14:33,613 --> 00:14:35,373
Yes, Burt,
blocking Regis.
Oh, oh.
370
00:14:35,511 --> 00:14:36,478
Look at you.
You're on TV.
371
00:14:36,616 --> 00:14:37,582
I'm on TV.
372
00:14:38,825 --> 00:14:40,136
People never
think I'm funny,
373
00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:41,759
but I can be funny,
too, you know?
374
00:14:41,897 --> 00:14:44,693
I suppose that's true,
that people have a
certain image of you.
375
00:14:44,831 --> 00:14:46,177
Mmm, what kind of image?
376
00:14:47,247 --> 00:14:48,662
What do
they have?
377
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,112
Uh, uh...
378
00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:52,873
[SIGHS]
Who knows...
379
00:14:53,011 --> 00:14:54,565
You know, I suppose,
you know, not...
380
00:14:54,703 --> 00:14:55,773
Not that you
were responsible
381
00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:56,877
for breaking up the...
Okay, honey.
382
00:14:58,258 --> 00:15:00,571
Everything you do
is just right.
383
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,952
That's what I think.
Thank you.
384
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:04,506
You know,
I'm so full,
I could puke.
385
00:15:04,644 --> 00:15:06,887
Shut up.
Stand back,
386
00:15:07,025 --> 00:15:09,752
'cause this is
gonna be very spectacular.
387
00:15:13,618 --> 00:15:15,240
ANNOUNCER: Something
seems to be amiss.
388
00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:17,001
Something is wrong.
389
00:15:17,139 --> 00:15:18,968
The ball has
stopped at three.
390
00:15:19,106 --> 00:15:20,487
Oh, sure.
391
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,524
The one year
I decide to stay home.
392
00:15:25,112 --> 00:15:26,321
Whoa!
393
00:15:31,187 --> 00:15:32,223
Oops.
394
00:15:43,993 --> 00:15:45,167
[GARGLES]
395
00:15:45,305 --> 00:15:46,341
[BOTH SPIT]
396
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,175
What are you
doing here?
397
00:15:53,313 --> 00:15:54,349
I don't know.
398
00:15:55,764 --> 00:15:56,730
[CHUCKLES]
399
00:15:58,594 --> 00:16:00,355
Oh, Dennis.
Oh, yeah, Dennis.
400
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,634
Oh, yeah, that's it.
Right there, baby.
Yeah, yeah.
401
00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:05,118
Will you tell her
what men think
402
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,809
when girls give in
on the first date?
403
00:16:06,947 --> 00:16:08,052
Yippee?
404
00:16:08,190 --> 00:16:09,985
You do these things
without thinking.
405
00:16:10,123 --> 00:16:11,089
That's how I live.
406
00:16:11,227 --> 00:16:12,608
I just close my eyes
and I leap.
407
00:16:12,746 --> 00:16:14,610
Yeah, well, I'm
running all over town
with a net.
408
00:16:14,748 --> 00:16:15,887
Who's Annette?
409
00:16:16,025 --> 00:16:17,337
[LAUGHING]
Excuse me.
410
00:16:17,475 --> 00:16:19,166
LISA: Oh, my God. You're the king.
411
00:16:19,304 --> 00:16:21,065
Here I go. Wow.
Ah!
412
00:16:21,203 --> 00:16:23,101
That Lisa,
she's so sweet.
413
00:16:23,239 --> 00:16:24,379
Yeah,
I guess she is.
414
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,863
You two are
so different.
415
00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:29,384
I'm turning
off the lights
in the kitchen.
416
00:16:31,938 --> 00:16:33,249
You know, this
is the first time
417
00:16:33,388 --> 00:16:34,665
that you and I
have been alone together,
418
00:16:34,803 --> 00:16:36,321
I mean,
without Paul around.
419
00:16:38,358 --> 00:16:40,222
My God, can't
you skip a night?
420
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,224
Do you want me
to change the way I talk?
421
00:16:42,362 --> 00:16:45,020
[GRUFF]
Okay, I'll change
the way I talk.
422
00:16:45,158 --> 00:16:46,780
I'll take care
of the kitchen.
423
00:16:48,713 --> 00:16:50,128
See, this is why
we turned out this way.
424
00:16:50,266 --> 00:16:51,371
This is what
I'm saying.
425
00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:52,786
This is what
I'm saying.
I'm saying...
426
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,339
I think we're all
saying the same thing.
427
00:16:54,857 --> 00:16:55,962
What?
428
00:16:57,757 --> 00:16:59,310
What's wrong
with you?
Hey, hey, hey!
429
00:16:59,448 --> 00:17:00,725
What is the
matter with you?
430
00:17:00,863 --> 00:17:01,864
We're their
glue-people.
431
00:17:02,002 --> 00:17:03,901
He's up
to something...
Mark...
432
00:17:04,039 --> 00:17:05,109
What is the matter
with you?
433
00:17:05,247 --> 00:17:06,973
What...
434
00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:08,319
We hold them
together,
435
00:17:08,457 --> 00:17:10,010
our little
circle of friends.
That's our job.
436
00:17:10,148 --> 00:17:11,356
Hey, Mark.
How you doing?
437
00:17:11,495 --> 00:17:12,530
How you doing?
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good.
438
00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:13,289
You doing good?
I'm fine.
I'm good.
439
00:17:13,428 --> 00:17:14,774
Good, good.
440
00:17:14,912 --> 00:17:16,707
How'd we get that job?
Because we're
the least crazy.
441
00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:20,365
Yeah, but by a little,
by so little.
442
00:17:20,504 --> 00:17:21,815
Where's the bra?
I don't know.
443
00:17:24,197 --> 00:17:25,612
Hey!
I love you.
444
00:17:26,993 --> 00:17:28,063
She's so...
445
00:17:28,201 --> 00:17:29,236
[SOBS]
446
00:17:29,374 --> 00:17:30,341
And he's so...
447
00:17:30,479 --> 00:17:31,446
[LAUGHS]
448
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,242
Ira's picking up Fran,
449
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:36,485
and Fran's
picking up Mark.
450
00:17:38,936 --> 00:17:40,420
You guys
having fun? Good.
451
00:17:41,076 --> 00:17:42,629
How's it going?
452
00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:44,113
'Cause I feel great.
Feel my ass.
453
00:17:44,251 --> 00:17:45,529
I wear these.
454
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,703
I think I spilled some paint
on one of your shirts.
455
00:17:47,841 --> 00:17:50,465
Ah, don't
worry about it.
It's Mark's.
456
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,052
What... What...
What do you do?
457
00:17:52,846 --> 00:17:54,503
Have fun.
458
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:57,264
You know what it's like
to just have fun?
459
00:17:57,402 --> 00:17:58,645
Why would you
tell him that?
460
00:17:58,783 --> 00:18:01,406
You know Paul,
he's riddled with anxiety.
461
00:18:01,545 --> 00:18:03,374
You just don't go tell him
something like that.
462
00:18:03,512 --> 00:18:05,272
You don't think the pants
are a little too short?
463
00:18:09,104 --> 00:18:12,072
No matter when I die,
it's gonna piss me off.
464
00:18:13,902 --> 00:18:15,420
You think the world
is going to be
a poorer place
465
00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:17,181
because you have not
produced an heir?
466
00:18:17,319 --> 00:18:19,286
In my opinion,
that is no reason
to have kids.
467
00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:20,495
It's just pure ego.
468
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,393
A child, Paulie,
should be the product
469
00:18:22,531 --> 00:18:26,639
of the natural,
organic love between
two committed people.
470
00:18:26,777 --> 00:18:29,089
Now, please,
can we watch
the porno channel?
471
00:18:29,227 --> 00:18:30,263
Go ahead. Paul.
Really?
472
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,402
Yeah.
473
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,130
Wow.
474
00:18:35,268 --> 00:18:37,512
You guys ever
have a marriage
that just fell to crap?
475
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,616
Yes.
Yeah.
476
00:18:39,824 --> 00:18:40,791
[THUDS]
477
00:18:41,446 --> 00:18:42,724
Hey.
478
00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:44,380
Hey.
One more time.
479
00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:46,797
Honey, it's a baby,
not a dog.
480
00:18:46,935 --> 00:18:48,661
What if you put
a piece of kibble
on your belly?
481
00:18:48,799 --> 00:18:50,007
There's a good idea.
482
00:18:50,145 --> 00:18:51,940
You know, 'cause kibble
usually works.
483
00:18:52,078 --> 00:18:53,493
Come on, baby, hey.
[SNAPS FINGERS]
484
00:18:54,943 --> 00:18:56,013
Murray, roll over.
485
00:18:57,808 --> 00:18:59,016
Let's go.
486
00:18:59,637 --> 00:19:00,673
Let's go.
487
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:03,538
This is new.
488
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,575
Murray!
MAN: Yeah?
489
00:19:08,991 --> 00:19:10,268
Murray the dog!
490
00:19:11,546 --> 00:19:12,719
Murray the dog!
491
00:19:12,857 --> 00:19:14,100
You know what I like
about you, Murray?
492
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:15,204
You listen.
493
00:19:15,342 --> 00:19:16,758
You...
You pay attention.
494
00:19:20,934 --> 00:19:22,039
[THUDDING IN DISTANCE]
495
00:19:27,009 --> 00:19:28,114
Honey, you're slobbering.
496
00:19:30,116 --> 00:19:31,945
[GROWLS]
Sweetie, I don't want to.
497
00:19:32,981 --> 00:19:34,223
Go put some clothes on.
498
00:19:34,361 --> 00:19:35,984
[GROWLS]
499
00:19:36,122 --> 00:19:37,364
He's a dog.
500
00:19:37,502 --> 00:19:38,918
Yeah, well, he can't keep
using that as an excuse.
501
00:19:39,056 --> 00:19:40,298
His last bowel movement?
502
00:19:40,436 --> 00:19:41,472
Monday.
Monday.
503
00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:44,302
Oh, can you believe this?
Saturday.
504
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,547
I would like to loosely
cup your dog's testicles.
505
00:19:48,065 --> 00:19:50,101
[WHINES]
506
00:19:50,239 --> 00:19:52,345
And this is what
I'm saying to you, no.
507
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,243
I told you not
to go in there.
508
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:19,234
[INAUDIBLE]
509
00:20:20,856 --> 00:20:22,168
What?
I hit my funny bone.
510
00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:23,687
Ow.
Ow.
Walk it off.
511
00:20:30,176 --> 00:20:32,730
Ba, ba, ba, ba.
You go ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
512
00:20:32,868 --> 00:20:34,905
I'm, uh,
I'm thinking soup,
but, uh...
513
00:20:36,009 --> 00:20:37,217
They only have bisque.
514
00:20:37,355 --> 00:20:39,254
Ba, ba, ba, ba, boom.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, boom.
515
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,882
We are here
to discuss the future,
not the past.
516
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:48,815
Well, what...
What was the point
of the whole thing?
517
00:20:48,953 --> 00:20:49,954
We had fun,
didn't we?
518
00:20:52,612 --> 00:20:53,613
[INAUDIBLE]
519
00:20:55,028 --> 00:20:56,098
You got a
beautiful wife?
520
00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:58,618
Yeah.
You love her?
521
00:20:58,756 --> 00:20:59,688
PAUL: Sure.
522
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,897
Does she love you?
523
00:21:02,035 --> 00:21:03,761
Yeah.
You got more than
three pairs of pants?
524
00:21:05,452 --> 00:21:07,351
Yeah.
There you go.
525
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,250
Where?
To the future.
526
00:21:10,388 --> 00:21:12,183
I'll mind the past,
and you...
527
00:21:12,321 --> 00:21:13,875
Giddy up
to the future.
528
00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:15,670
[SIGHS]
529
00:21:20,675 --> 00:21:22,297
You wanna know
how beautiful
this baby would be?
530
00:21:22,435 --> 00:21:23,470
Come here.
531
00:21:31,927 --> 00:21:34,274
You know how
they say every baby
chooses its parents?
532
00:21:34,412 --> 00:21:37,036
Mmm-hmm.
Why do you think
this baby chose us?
533
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,866
I don't know.
534
00:21:40,004 --> 00:21:41,626
I mean, out of everyone
on the whole planet,
535
00:21:41,765 --> 00:21:44,043
this baby said,
"I want them,
536
00:21:44,181 --> 00:21:45,700
"in apartment 11-D."
537
00:21:46,735 --> 00:21:48,185
Well...
538
00:21:48,323 --> 00:21:49,427
It's a very
interesting question.
539
00:21:49,565 --> 00:21:50,635
To me...
Oh.
540
00:21:50,774 --> 00:21:52,534
Ooh. Hey, hey, hey.
What's the difference?
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