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Previously
on Mad About You...
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[TIMER TICKING]
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[BELL DINGS]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Tell me why
I love you like I do
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♪ Tell me who
can stop my heart
as much as you
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♪ Let's take each other's hand
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♪ As we jump into
the final frontier
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪
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Get out of here.
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You get out of here.
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Oh, get outta here!
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You get outta here.
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Come here!
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Get outta here!
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My gosh, what are you saying?
What are you saying?
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What are you telling me?
You're pregnant?
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So, there's
like an actual, little,
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you-and-me combination
right in there?
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Oh, my... This is...
You know what?
This is just so...
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Poetic.
Yeah, but it's so...
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You know, it's...
Magical.
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Yeah. No,
it definitely is that.
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What am I thinking, though?
It's, like, the way it all...
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Just...
Sublime.
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Um... No, no...
What?
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It's...
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This is good.
Mmm-hmm.
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[DOOR BUZZING]
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[DOOR BUZZING]
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Who is it?
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IRA: Hey, it's me!
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Oh, man, what is he
doing here now?
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I don't know,
but this is perfect.
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So Ira will be
the first person
we get to tell.
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Wait, wait, wait!
Wait! Wait!
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Just telling people?
That's what we're doing?
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Yeah. Why wouldn't we?
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I don't know.
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Come on. They're going
to figure it out
eventually.
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We'll show up one day,
we got a 7-year-old,
they're gonna know.
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No. Let's just keep it
between us for now.
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[IRA RAPPING ON DOOR]
Hey, you guys! Open up!
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Wait, wait. Why? Why?
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A million reasons.
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First of all, we don't
know anything for sure.
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As of now,
the only real news
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is that I've successfully
peed on a stick.
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Yeah, but...
And we don't even have
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confirmation
from a gynecologist.
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Mark is in Europe.
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He'll be back.
In three months.
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We should probably
find out before then.
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[SIGHS]
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All right.
[DOOR BUZZING]
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IRA: I'm standin' out here!
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I can't believe
you want to tell.
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You're
the superstitious one.
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You know,
telling is bad luck.
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Is that true?
Yes. You don't
tell this early.
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How many times
you done this?
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You're supposed to wait
three months in,
four months in.
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There's a reason for that.
You know, things can happen.
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Things can go wrong.
You're supposed to wait.
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[DOOR BUZZING]
IRA: Open the damn door!
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All right. Listen,
you know, it's your stick.
It's your urine.
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Thank you.
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IRA: Come on, already!
All right! All right!
All right! All right!
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Hey, by the way,
nice going.
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Hmm. You too.
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IRA: All right, that's it,
stand back! I'm comin' in!
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I think I'm bleedin'.
Oh, my God.
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Let me get you a bandage.
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What happened
to you?
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I'm walkin' down the street,
mindin' my own business.
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Some lady yells out,
"Hey, Jose!"
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I don't know why,
but I turn around.
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You're not Jose.
Exactly.
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She's swingin' at me,
swingin' at me!
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I'm coverin' myself up.
I'm sayin', "I'm not Jose."
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I am not Jose.
"Do I look like Jose?"
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I don't understand,
'cause you're not Jose.
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I know! But she thinks
that I'm Jose, Paulie.
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She's hittin' me
and grabbin' me!
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And she's cursin' at me
in Spanish.
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Is it possible that...
I am Jose?
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You're not Jose.
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Then what the hell
took you two so long
to answer the door?
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Oh, sorry about that.
We were just...
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Uh, debating.
Debating?
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More like discussing.
Discussing, debating.
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Debating, discussing,
speculating.
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Speculating.
Speculating? On what?
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Whatever.
Who remembers even now?
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Hey, guys,
what, what's going on?
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Nothing.
Paulie, come on
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I know
something's going on.
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All right...
Nothing is going on.
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Nothing is going on.
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Something is goin' on.
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All right.
Something is going on.
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Nothing is going on.
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Nothing is going on.
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All right,
we're gonna tell you,
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but you have to promise
not to tell anybody.
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What are you doing?
I thought you said
nothing is going on.
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He knows something
is going on.
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Oh, something
is going on.
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The truth is...
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And this is
really something.
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We have to find
a new gynecologist.
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How about that?
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Mark and Fran
are in Europe, so...
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Is everything okay?
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Yes, yes, yes!
Everything's fine.
Everything's great.
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It's just a little...
It's a personal matter.
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Personal matter?
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It's a personal,
private, delicate...
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It's a woman thing.
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Say no more.
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I've been
going through
the yellow pages,
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through friends'
recommendations,
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that article
in New Yorkmagazine
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on the best doctors
in New York.
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Hey, hey, hey!
What about Joan?
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Joan who?
What, Debbie's Joan?
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Yeah, yeah. She's
a gynecologist.
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Yeah?
So?
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Yeah, but... No, right?
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I don't think so.
Why?
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Well, it's just too weird.
I mean, Joan is...
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She's my sister's girlfriend.
She's family, you know...
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You don't want to go to family
for something like this.
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You know, if it were a foot
or, God forbid, a shoulder...
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Fine. You know, then
you could go see a friend
or an uncle or whatever.
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For something like this.
Yeah, something like this...
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To me, anything that
involves the removing
of the underwear.
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You... No, you don't
wanna mess around.
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And plus, Jamie is
gonna have the best.
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Oh, of course!
You know what I mean?
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You don't have
to have the best house
or the best car or the best...
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You know,
piece of chicken...
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Hey, hey, you don't want
a bad piece of chicken.
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Certainly not,
but you understand
what I'm sayin'.
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You want the best.
Exactly.
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I understand.
In fact, I can help you.
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What, 'cause you have
a good gynecologist?
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No, no, but I could
help find you one.
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I will find you
the best gynecologist
in New York City.
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Oh, you know what?
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Listen, you don't
have to do that.
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Come on.
It'll be a pleasure.
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Ira, really, you don't
have to do that.
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Please, allow me
to do this for you.
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[DOOR BUZZING]
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There's no reason, really,
that you should...
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Hello?
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[WOMAN YELLING
IN SPANISH]
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Jose, it's for you.
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JAMIE: Okay.
This is for Thursday.
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We've got
Dr. Koeffler at 10:00,
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then I'll meet you
at Dr. Khalsa at 1:00
and at 3:00, Dr. Noh.
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Dr. No? You're gonna use
Sean Connery's gynecologist?
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N-O-H. He's Korean.
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Just makin' a joke.
Don't be offended.
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We might have to go
with one of these guys
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if we can't get in
to see Dr. VonDerphal.
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♪ Dr. VonDerphal ♪
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You're gonna make fun
of every name or what?
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No, but come on,
Dr. VonDerphal?
He's askin' for it.
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He's the guy I was
telling you about.
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He's the best. New York
magazine did a whole
profile just on him.
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He was on Nightline.
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Anthony Edward's
character in ER
is based on this guy.
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Is that true?
Yes!
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That's so cool.
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Hey, listen, if VonDerphal
is the guy, and he's the best,
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then VonDerphal is the von.
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VonDerphal?
Dr. VonDerphal?
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Hey, Deb.
Hi.
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Hi.
Yeah.
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VonDerphal.
You're gonna see
Dr. VonDerphal?
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Is it VonDerphal,
or Von-DER-phal?
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'Cause either way,
it's quite vonderful.
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It's nothing. It's just...
It's a woman thing.
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I should think so.
And Mark's outta town,
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so, we're just gonna see...
Why don't you go see Joan?
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I'll get you an appointment.
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No. That's okay.
We don't wanna bother you.
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Oh, no bother.
I'll call her
right after lunch.
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You shouldn't
go out of your way,
because Mark...
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Just consider it done.
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So... Only 96 hours,
15 minutes, and 12 seconds
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until Mom and Dad
finally meet Joan.
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Relax. I'm sure
the big news was that
you have a girlfriend.
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Yeah. Now you're
just giving them a face
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to attach all
the sleepless nights
spent crying.
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Thank you, Paul.
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See how nice I am
when you come out
of the closet.
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What does she mean by that?
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Anyway, for the big
Joan meeting,
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I still can't decide.
Dinner or lunch?
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Well, it's really
which would you rather
see Mom choke on?
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Lunch.
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Yes?
Lunch. Definitely.
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Daylight.
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Okay.
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'Cause I have it down
to two restaurants.
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Uh, Tavern on the Green...
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Nope.
DEBBIE: No?
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A restaurant?
A neutral location? Uh-uh.
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Neutral location. Uh-uh.
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Neutral Location.
She'll eat you alive.
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This... This is interesting.
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You need the home
field advantage,
your own backyard.
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Yes, because then,
she can't ambush me
in my own living room.
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She can, but it's
a little bit more difficult.
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Listen to her.
She's very clever
about this.
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Yes, yes.
This is exactly
what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna have
a nice sit-down lunch.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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No.
Buffet.
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Buffet.
Buffet, buffet, buffet.
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Mollifies her,
gives her the illusion
of control.
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You... You could do this
professionally.
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I'm telling you,
she's very good.
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Yeah. This is exactly
what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna go cancel
the reservation,
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and while I'm doing it,
I'm gonna call Dr. Joan.
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Oh, wait!
Before you do that,
you know what...
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Oh, now she's
gonna call Joan.
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I knew we weren't
gonna get out of it.
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Very nice advice
you were giving her.
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It won't do her any good.
Why is that?
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She's bringing
a nice young woman
home to your mother?
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Hah! She's dead.
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You don't seem so much
broken up about it.
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No, no, no.
I'm very sad.
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[LAUGHING SINISTERLY]
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What's wrong with you?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
242
00:09:25,285 --> 00:09:27,287
but since the day
I joined your family,
243
00:09:27,425 --> 00:09:29,600
I've been at the bottom
of your mother's totem pole.
244
00:09:29,738 --> 00:09:31,429
I'm looking forward
to moving up a notch.
245
00:09:31,568 --> 00:09:33,811
Don't get me wrong.
It's terrible for Joan.
246
00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,295
I feel really bad.
247
00:09:35,433 --> 00:09:37,228
[LAUGHING SINISTERLY]
248
00:09:39,265 --> 00:09:40,404
JAMIE:
We'll be polite to Joan,
249
00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:41,923
make your sister happy,
and be done with it.
250
00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,617
Yes, it's official.
You're pregnant.
251
00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,792
Hey.
Hey.
252
00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:51,380
I'm telling you,
those sticks are gonna
put me out of business.
253
00:09:51,518 --> 00:09:53,900
Four weeks.
You were right,
just like you said.
254
00:09:54,038 --> 00:09:56,627
Good HCG levels.
Everything seems normal.
255
00:09:56,765 --> 00:09:57,904
Congratulations.
256
00:09:58,042 --> 00:09:59,181
Okay. Well, thank you.
257
00:09:59,319 --> 00:10:01,287
So, you told Debbie
you had a little, uh...
258
00:10:01,425 --> 00:10:03,047
Woman thing.
Very good.
259
00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:04,842
That was because, uh,
you're not ready
to tell the family yet?
260
00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,499
Exactly.
JOAN: I understand.
261
00:10:06,637 --> 00:10:08,950
I was advised
by patients to lie
to those closest to them.
262
00:10:09,088 --> 00:10:10,572
Just because
you never know.
263
00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,539
So, I'm gonna write you
a prescription
for prenatal vitamins,
264
00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:15,266
and, uh, you should make
an appointment to see me
in about two weeks.
265
00:10:15,404 --> 00:10:16,440
Uh, okay.
Okay.
266
00:10:16,578 --> 00:10:18,511
You're lying right now,
aren't you?
267
00:10:18,649 --> 00:10:20,755
No... No, we're not!
No, we're not.
268
00:10:20,893 --> 00:10:22,273
Yeah, we kinda...
We are, actually,
a little bit.
269
00:10:22,411 --> 00:10:24,828
Sure. You're interviewing
a whole bunch of OB-GYNs,
270
00:10:24,966 --> 00:10:27,416
and the only reason
I'm among them is because
Debbie foisted me on you.
271
00:10:27,554 --> 00:10:30,247
No, no, no, no.
That's not it.
No, that's not true.
272
00:10:30,385 --> 00:10:32,732
Kinda... She did.
It's a little
bit true, I guess.
273
00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:34,458
You're probably going
to see Dr. Wonderful.
274
00:10:34,596 --> 00:10:36,149
No, no, no, no, no.
No, we're not.
275
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,634
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow, I think.
276
00:10:38,669 --> 00:10:40,222
Okay, here.
Take your vitamins,
277
00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,673
get plenty of rest,
and work on the lying.
278
00:10:42,811 --> 00:10:44,537
And if you should
choose to come back,
just call the office.
279
00:10:44,675 --> 00:10:45,849
If not, I'll see you
at the luncheon.
280
00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:48,955
JOAN: Take care!
Thank you! You too.
281
00:10:49,093 --> 00:10:51,406
We'll call ya!
JOAN: No, you won't!
282
00:10:51,544 --> 00:10:53,028
No, but I mean
for coffee or something.
283
00:10:55,513 --> 00:10:57,239
IRA: Oh, that was great.
284
00:10:57,377 --> 00:10:58,965
I mean, really,
really great.
285
00:10:59,103 --> 00:11:00,208
Yeah.
286
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:02,911
Listen, let me
ask you something.
287
00:11:03,049 --> 00:11:04,499
Yeah?
288
00:11:04,637 --> 00:11:06,121
Who's your gynecologist?
289
00:11:07,674 --> 00:11:09,676
What?
What do you mean, what?
We're getting closer.
290
00:11:09,814 --> 00:11:11,644
We've... We've become
very intimate,
291
00:11:11,782 --> 00:11:13,024
but I just want...
292
00:11:13,162 --> 00:11:15,717
I want to know everything
there is to know about you.
293
00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:18,064
Where did you go to school?
Where are you from?
294
00:11:19,065 --> 00:11:20,411
Who's your gynecologist?
295
00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:22,827
Liar!
[GROANS]
296
00:11:28,385 --> 00:11:30,076
This Dr. VonDerphal,
he's unbeliebable.
297
00:11:31,042 --> 00:11:32,561
Honey, go like this.
298
00:11:35,668 --> 00:11:37,359
That's how big
the baby is right now!
299
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,467
Oh, he's just gonna
get teased a lot.
300
00:11:44,953 --> 00:11:46,506
[DOOR BUZZING]
301
00:11:46,644 --> 00:11:49,578
Who is?
DEBBIE: It's Debbie and Joan!
302
00:11:49,716 --> 00:11:52,685
I am just never
gonna get to finish
this article.
303
00:11:52,823 --> 00:11:54,721
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
[DOOR BUZZING]
304
00:11:54,859 --> 00:11:56,482
Really? So, what...
305
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:57,828
You change the diaper
with, like, a little
tweezer or something?
306
00:11:59,105 --> 00:12:01,418
All right.
You have a fish knife.
307
00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:02,557
Why do you
say it like that?
308
00:12:02,695 --> 00:12:03,661
You have a fish knife!
I know you do.
309
00:12:03,799 --> 00:12:05,698
Don't lie to me!
I gave it to you!
310
00:12:05,836 --> 00:12:08,217
Just admit it!
Unless you sold it,
you have one!
311
00:12:08,355 --> 00:12:09,736
JOAN: She's very nervous
about the lunch.
312
00:12:09,874 --> 00:12:12,359
Oh, then by all means,
let's give her
a sharp knife.
313
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,948
I am not nervous
about the lunch.
314
00:12:15,086 --> 00:12:17,019
I'm serving trout,
which is a huge gamble.
315
00:12:17,157 --> 00:12:18,089
You know, delicious?
Yes.
316
00:12:18,227 --> 00:12:19,539
But more bones
than, than, than
317
00:12:19,677 --> 00:12:21,161
what, what, what has
a lot of bones?
318
00:12:21,299 --> 00:12:22,956
Skeleton! Big skeleton.
319
00:12:23,094 --> 00:12:24,302
Okay, okay. Here we go.
320
00:12:24,441 --> 00:12:26,373
Everybody, take it easy.
It's all gonna be fine.
321
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:27,444
Thank you.
322
00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:28,721
You need anything else?
323
00:12:28,859 --> 00:12:31,378
No. No.
324
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:32,897
No.
What about the casserole dish?
325
00:12:33,035 --> 00:12:33,933
Casserole dish!
326
00:12:34,071 --> 00:12:36,004
[ALL MUTTERING]
327
00:12:36,142 --> 00:12:37,557
Here, here!
Here you go! Here you go.
328
00:12:37,695 --> 00:12:39,386
Casserole...
Okay.
329
00:12:40,042 --> 00:12:41,043
Anything else?
330
00:12:41,181 --> 00:12:42,113
No.
331
00:12:42,251 --> 00:12:43,287
No.
332
00:12:43,425 --> 00:12:44,391
No.
333
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:45,462
What about
the garlic press?
334
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,566
Garlic press!
335
00:12:46,704 --> 00:12:48,016
[ALL MUTTERING]
336
00:12:49,155 --> 00:12:50,501
Here you go.
Here, here, here.
337
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,054
Yes.
All right.
338
00:12:52,192 --> 00:12:53,953
Anything else?
Anything else?
339
00:12:54,091 --> 00:12:55,057
A whisk!
A whisk!
340
00:12:55,195 --> 00:12:56,196
Wait!
341
00:13:01,270 --> 00:13:02,479
And about
a gallon of wine.
342
00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:04,066
You know they're
not heavy drinkers.
343
00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:05,965
It's for me. Now.
344
00:13:06,103 --> 00:13:07,035
She's nervous
about the lunch.
345
00:13:07,173 --> 00:13:08,588
I'm not nervous
about the lunch!
346
00:13:08,726 --> 00:13:09,796
All right,
I'm nervous.
347
00:13:09,934 --> 00:13:11,557
I don't know
why I'm nervous. [CHUCKLES]
348
00:13:11,695 --> 00:13:13,662
Mom's gonna meet Joan.
Well, maybe that's why.
349
00:13:14,974 --> 00:13:16,631
All right, you guys.
What should we drink to?
350
00:13:16,769 --> 00:13:19,150
To your family.
My family...
351
00:13:19,288 --> 00:13:21,187
Dysfunctional,
judgmental,
352
00:13:21,325 --> 00:13:23,603
intolerant, oppressive,
petty, and small.
353
00:13:23,741 --> 00:13:25,571
Yes, but we get everything
when they die.
354
00:13:28,228 --> 00:13:29,816
Oh, honey, honey,
honey, honey, honey, honey!
355
00:13:29,954 --> 00:13:30,921
Oh, my God.
356
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,510
What?
357
00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:36,236
Antibiotics! I put her
on antibiotics for the, um...
358
00:13:36,374 --> 00:13:38,584
For... That's... Woman thing.
Right.
359
00:13:38,722 --> 00:13:41,276
Aw, isn't that cute.
What?
360
00:13:41,414 --> 00:13:43,865
Oh, well, you know,
you're their doctor.
361
00:13:44,003 --> 00:13:45,729
You're giving them
a little antibiotics.
362
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,489
You're taking care
of my brother's wife.
363
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,974
It's cute. I like it.
It makes me happy.
364
00:13:50,112 --> 00:13:51,079
Okay, but you know what?
365
00:13:51,217 --> 00:13:52,667
Deb, actually...
What?
366
00:13:52,805 --> 00:13:53,840
We're actually...
Actually, they're still
looking around.
367
00:13:53,978 --> 00:13:55,152
What do you mean,
you're looking around?
368
00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,498
You got the best
doctor in the city
right here.
369
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,017
No, no. I don't...
We're not looking around.
370
00:13:58,155 --> 00:13:59,639
We're just... We're
exploring our options.
371
00:13:59,777 --> 00:14:01,745
Oh, well,
so long as you're not
looking around.
372
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,437
PAUL: Deb...
Yeah, this is hugely
insulting.
373
00:14:04,575 --> 00:14:06,163
Debbie,
it is not insulting.
374
00:14:06,301 --> 00:14:07,820
I'm sorry, but it is.
375
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,098
You're saying that
you don't trust
my judgment in people
376
00:14:10,236 --> 00:14:11,962
and that you don't think
Joan is a good enough
doctor for you.
377
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,308
That's not
what they're saying!
378
00:14:13,446 --> 00:14:14,378
That is exactly
what they're saying!
379
00:14:14,516 --> 00:14:15,517
Can I have the knife,
please?
380
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:18,727
I have to go
to the bathroom.
381
00:14:20,557 --> 00:14:21,661
She's nervous
about the lunch.
382
00:14:27,345 --> 00:14:31,797
♪ Did you ever have
to make up your mind?
383
00:14:31,936 --> 00:14:35,594
♪ And pick up on one
and leave the other behind
384
00:14:35,732 --> 00:14:39,219
♪ It's not often easy
and not often kind
385
00:14:39,357 --> 00:14:43,119
♪ Did you ever have
to make up your mind?
386
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,846
♪ Did you ever have
to finally decide ♪
387
00:14:45,984 --> 00:14:47,952
JAMIE:
Look at this place.
It's like a museum.
388
00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:49,988
Okay. Can I say one thing?
Picasso!
389
00:14:50,609 --> 00:14:52,094
Wow.
390
00:14:52,232 --> 00:14:54,579
It's a woman giving birth
to her own face.
391
00:14:57,893 --> 00:15:00,585
This is the fanciest
room I've ever been in
in my entire life.
392
00:15:00,723 --> 00:15:02,932
Okay. See? Now I want
to be a woman.
393
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,727
All right. Sit down.
He's gonna come in
in a minute.
394
00:15:04,865 --> 00:15:06,591
Sit down.
I'm sitting. I'm sitting.
395
00:15:08,455 --> 00:15:10,284
What's wrong
with your hair?
What?
396
00:15:10,422 --> 00:15:11,561
It looks weird.
It's not.
397
00:15:11,699 --> 00:15:12,631
It's pointy.
Leave it alone.
398
00:15:12,769 --> 00:15:13,667
Why is it pointy?
Leave it alone.
399
00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:15,186
Go like this.
It's fine.
400
00:15:15,324 --> 00:15:16,463
Pat it down in the back.
Pat, pat, pat, pat, pat.
401
00:15:16,601 --> 00:15:17,913
I am. I'm patting. I'm...
402
00:15:18,983 --> 00:15:20,087
Hello.
403
00:15:20,225 --> 00:15:22,262
You must be Paul and Jamie.
404
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,746
You must be
Dr. VonDerphal.
405
00:15:23,884 --> 00:15:26,404
Is it VonDerphal
or Von-DER-phal?
406
00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:29,303
'Cause I gotta tell ya,
either way,
it's quite... What?
407
00:15:37,794 --> 00:15:39,037
IRA: Yeah.
Two of the glazed.
408
00:15:39,658 --> 00:15:40,694
Please.
409
00:15:41,419 --> 00:15:42,558
And anything else?
410
00:15:42,696 --> 00:15:44,594
Yeah, yeah.
One of the twists.
Okay.
411
00:15:45,354 --> 00:15:46,769
And anything else?
412
00:15:48,184 --> 00:15:49,599
Uh...
413
00:15:49,737 --> 00:15:52,085
Yeah. Yeah,
as a matter of fact. Um...
414
00:15:53,707 --> 00:15:55,122
Who's your gynecologist?
415
00:16:01,749 --> 00:16:03,544
[DOOR BUZZING]
DEBBIE: Who is it?
416
00:16:03,682 --> 00:16:05,339
BURT: It' Burt and Sylvia.
417
00:16:05,477 --> 00:16:06,892
Burt and Sylvia Buchman.
418
00:16:07,031 --> 00:16:08,066
Your parents.
419
00:16:08,964 --> 00:16:10,413
She knows!
Hi!
420
00:16:10,551 --> 00:16:14,210
Why are you screaming?
We're not that old.
421
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,834
Wow. Have you
changed this place
since I was here.
422
00:16:17,973 --> 00:16:22,425
Got a new sofa, new lamp,
new club chair.
423
00:16:22,563 --> 00:16:23,737
Where is she?
424
00:16:25,049 --> 00:16:26,429
Hi, everyone.
425
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:29,915
My lord. You are
a strapping young woman.
426
00:16:32,608 --> 00:16:33,781
Hello.
427
00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:35,335
Hi. I'm Joan.
428
00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:38,096
I'm Debbie's mother,
Sylvia Buchman.
429
00:16:39,787 --> 00:16:41,513
And I'm Burt.
Burt Buchman.
430
00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:44,965
Uh, Sylvia's husband,
and also, Debbie's father.
431
00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:46,277
Can you imagine?
432
00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:49,866
Here. Let me take
your coat, Mrs. Buchman.
433
00:16:50,005 --> 00:16:51,592
Sylvia. Please.
434
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,111
Sylvia.
Thank you.
435
00:16:53,249 --> 00:16:54,216
And Mr. Buchman?
436
00:16:54,354 --> 00:16:56,114
You want my coat?
I do.
437
00:16:56,252 --> 00:16:57,943
Hey, how about this?
438
00:17:01,464 --> 00:17:03,259
You know,
I'll miss the bottom
of the totem pole.
439
00:17:04,226 --> 00:17:06,814
Really?
No, not really.
440
00:17:06,952 --> 00:17:08,920
[UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER]
441
00:17:10,887 --> 00:17:12,958
What the hell was that?
442
00:17:13,097 --> 00:17:16,341
And the camp called
and said, "I'm sorry,
443
00:17:16,479 --> 00:17:19,068
"but your daughter can
no longer take archery!"
444
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,174
[ALL LAUGHING]
445
00:17:24,729 --> 00:17:25,730
[DOOR BUZZING]
446
00:17:27,559 --> 00:17:29,182
SYLVIA: Debbie,
she's delightful.
447
00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:31,701
[LAUGHTER]
448
00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:35,429
I don't wanna go in.
449
00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:37,811
Well, are you gonna come in,
or are you going to
explore your options?
450
00:17:39,571 --> 00:17:40,710
We brought cake.
451
00:17:40,848 --> 00:17:42,195
Put it over there.
452
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,059
Listen, what's the matter?
JAMIE: It's nothing.
453
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,232
It's not nothing.
It's something.
454
00:17:45,370 --> 00:17:46,716
Okay. Do we have
to discuss this right now?
455
00:17:46,854 --> 00:17:48,718
No, we don't have
to discuss this now.
Let's eat.
456
00:17:48,856 --> 00:17:50,444
Good! I'm starving.
457
00:17:50,582 --> 00:17:51,790
SYLVIA: Me too.
458
00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:55,070
Oh! Look at
those beautiful dishes!
459
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,588
Where did you get them?
460
00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:57,969
Rhinebeck,
the crafts fair.
461
00:17:58,107 --> 00:17:59,557
Oh, I love it there.
We go there.
462
00:17:59,695 --> 00:18:01,041
Remember, Burt?
No.
463
00:18:02,387 --> 00:18:04,976
Is this that soy cheese?
Yes.
464
00:18:05,114 --> 00:18:06,874
Burt, this is
that soy cheese.
465
00:18:07,012 --> 00:18:08,221
[SARCASTICALLY] Great!
466
00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:10,671
I heard about this.
Where did you get it?
467
00:18:10,809 --> 00:18:12,087
Oh, a little place uptown.
468
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,123
I stopped in right after
Jamie said they were looking
469
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:17,022
for a new gynecologist,
and it wouldn't be Joan.
470
00:18:17,161 --> 00:18:19,163
What?
It's nothing.
It's nothing.
471
00:18:19,301 --> 00:18:20,992
What is this, aspic?
Uh-huh.
472
00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:23,684
Yeah, I got that
right after Paul said
Joan wouldn't do,
473
00:18:23,822 --> 00:18:25,583
that they needed
to shop around.
474
00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:27,136
Deb...
Sylvia, you can understand...
475
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,552
Understand what?
My position.
It's very...
476
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:32,141
No, no, no,
I do not understand.
477
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:35,558
Joan is your sister-in-law.
Essentially.
478
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,735
Really?
Not only that,
but, if I may...
479
00:18:39,873 --> 00:18:41,116
She's a lesbian.
480
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,807
She knows about
these things, right?
481
00:18:45,637 --> 00:18:47,570
Uh... Yes.
482
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:48,882
Thank you.
483
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:52,506
You know what? I never
even thought of that.
484
00:18:52,644 --> 00:18:54,025
See?
485
00:18:54,163 --> 00:18:56,510
You got some kind of
problem with Joan?
486
00:18:56,648 --> 00:18:58,133
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
487
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,721
You know, you would
expect a little more
open-mindedness
488
00:19:00,859 --> 00:19:02,171
from the liberals.
489
00:19:03,414 --> 00:19:05,416
Sylvia, let me
just say one thing.
490
00:19:05,554 --> 00:19:07,832
What, now she's
a member of a militia group?
491
00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:09,937
No, only if New York
magazine says
492
00:19:10,075 --> 00:19:12,595
it's the best militia group
with the nicest bombs
493
00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:15,736
and the most fashionable
uniforms.
494
00:19:15,874 --> 00:19:19,809
Okay. Look, Paul and Jamie
are choosing a doctor,
495
00:19:19,947 --> 00:19:22,467
which is a very personal,
private matter.
496
00:19:22,605 --> 00:19:25,332
It's a decision
which could affect
the rest of their lives,
497
00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:28,715
and that is why no one,
even with the best
of intentions,
498
00:19:28,853 --> 00:19:32,132
should ever dare to put
any pressure on them.
499
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:36,792
My best professional advice
is everybody, back off.
500
00:19:41,624 --> 00:19:42,591
SYLVIA: You know what?
501
00:19:43,143 --> 00:19:44,317
She's right.
502
00:19:47,734 --> 00:19:49,149
Really?
503
00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:50,357
You know,
she's quite the orator.
504
00:19:50,495 --> 00:19:51,462
Huh.
505
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:54,499
She certainly is...
506
00:19:54,637 --> 00:19:55,742
Bottom of the totem pole.
Oh, yeah.
507
00:20:01,023 --> 00:20:02,956
[VACUUM WHIRRING]
508
00:20:10,757 --> 00:20:11,827
Consuela...
509
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:13,311
[TURNS VACUUM OFF]
510
00:20:13,449 --> 00:20:15,071
Let me ask you something.
511
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:16,349
[SMACK]
[IRA GROANS]
512
00:20:16,487 --> 00:20:17,453
[GLASS BREAKING]
513
00:20:22,113 --> 00:20:25,185
Someone's gonna have
to marry a bank-robbing,
puppy-kicking serial killer
514
00:20:25,323 --> 00:20:27,636
before I stand any chance
of getting in good
with your mother.
515
00:20:29,051 --> 00:20:30,811
Oh, just hang in there.
516
00:20:30,949 --> 00:20:32,606
Listen, the minute
my mother finds out
517
00:20:32,744 --> 00:20:34,539
that you are carrying
her genetic material...
518
00:20:34,677 --> 00:20:37,162
Pfft! You're gonna
fly right to the top
of her totem pole.
519
00:20:38,992 --> 00:20:39,993
Or not.
520
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,999
[ANSWERING MACHINE]
Hi, this is Claudia
from Dr. VonDerphal's office.
521
00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:49,830
Congratulations.
Dr. VonDerphal will be able
to take you on as a patient.
522
00:20:49,968 --> 00:20:51,832
Please call to arrange
an appointment.
523
00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:53,213
[BEEP]
524
00:20:54,973 --> 00:20:56,389
Huh.
525
00:20:56,527 --> 00:20:57,838
Can I tell you
what I'm thinking?
526
00:20:58,943 --> 00:21:00,013
Joan?
Joan!
527
00:21:00,151 --> 00:21:01,532
Yeah, I mean...
She's nice!
528
00:21:01,670 --> 00:21:03,327
She's really nice.
And she's competent.
She's competent.
529
00:21:03,465 --> 00:21:04,845
She's smart.
She's competent.
She's kind.
530
00:21:04,983 --> 00:21:06,122
Really kind.
Very kind.
531
00:21:06,261 --> 00:21:07,572
Like she wouldn't
hurt a fly kinda kind.
532
00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:09,885
I can see why
your sister loves her.
533
00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:11,507
So, Joan.
534
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:12,577
Joan.
Yeah.
535
00:21:12,715 --> 00:21:13,958
All right.
There it is.
536
00:21:14,096 --> 00:21:15,270
Hey, we got you
a doctor.
537
00:21:17,272 --> 00:21:19,101
That's our very first
parental decision.
538
00:21:19,239 --> 00:21:20,861
Look at that.
539
00:21:20,999 --> 00:21:22,725
Um... Little person...
540
00:21:22,863 --> 00:21:24,140
[CHUCKLES]
541
00:21:24,279 --> 00:21:27,730
Your mother
and I have decided
to go with Joan.
542
00:21:28,835 --> 00:21:29,836
[DOOR BUZZING]
543
00:21:33,218 --> 00:21:34,703
Okay. That's the second time
that happened now.
544
00:21:34,841 --> 00:21:36,325
[DOOR BUZZING]
545
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,569
It's some sort of,
like, freakish thing
going on there.
546
00:21:38,707 --> 00:21:40,018
I'm a little uncomfortable.
547
00:21:41,641 --> 00:21:43,021
I'll tell ya this.
548
00:21:43,159 --> 00:21:45,645
It is not information
that women part with easily.
549
00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:53,031
What?
550
00:21:53,169 --> 00:21:55,240
The best gynecologist
in New York
551
00:21:55,379 --> 00:21:57,519
is apparently this guy,
Dr. VonDerphal.
552
00:21:57,657 --> 00:21:58,865
Oh, yeah, we know.
Yeah, but we decided
553
00:21:59,003 --> 00:22:00,315
we're gonna go with Joan.
Thanks, though.
554
00:22:11,981 --> 00:22:14,121
Hello, Debbie.
Yeah, this is your mother.
555
00:22:14,259 --> 00:22:16,745
Yeah. I just wanted
to tell you that
your father and I
556
00:22:16,883 --> 00:22:18,125
thought that Joan
was wonderful.
557
00:22:18,263 --> 00:22:19,506
Strapping.
Yes.
558
00:22:19,644 --> 00:22:21,336
Tell her strapping.
559
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:24,373
Yeah, she was wonderful,
and she was charming.
560
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,857
Tell her strapping.
She's strapping.
561
00:22:25,995 --> 00:22:27,307
I heard you, already.
562
00:22:27,445 --> 00:22:28,619
But you're
not saying it.
563
00:22:28,757 --> 00:22:30,034
All right!
So, you say it.
564
00:22:30,172 --> 00:22:31,794
Oh, hello, Debbie.
565
00:22:31,932 --> 00:22:35,833
Yeah. Joan is charming
and wonderful.
566
00:22:35,971 --> 00:22:37,317
And strapping.
567
00:22:37,455 --> 00:22:39,526
She's a very
strapping young woman.
568
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:42,357
[HOOVES BEATING]
MAN: In front.
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