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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,019 Thank god! That was in the nick of time. 2 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,151 Here it is. 3 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,591 Come, let's go. 4 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,854 - 200 grams of unpolished rice. - 200 grams of small Chinese, coming up. 5 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,031 Unpolished. 6 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,682 The ""Rice Crispies" has always been unpolished if you ask me. 7 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,852 And some south German fruit fiber. 8 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,791 East- or West- German? 9 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,311 Never mind, they"re from Lammefjorden anyway. 10 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,372 And half a kilo black soybeans. Aaahh, black beans... 11 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,591 Sexy food, right. 12 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,883 You dont need to comment on everything. Just serve me. 13 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,270 Everything else just bothers my stomach and me. 14 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,492 - Does it want anything more? The stomach... - Crushed ring flower. 15 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,391 Crushed? No, don't be so cruel. 16 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,751 And some sweet rosehip marmalade. 17 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,831 - Anything else? - Yes, a few Sunflower seeds. 18 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,391 - How many? - 927. 19 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,551 927, yes. 20 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,431 Te1 21 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,549 Jensen, do you have a minute? 22 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:51,285 - What is so funny? - lt's my Danish colleague. 23 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,711 Never mind. Here. 24 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:01,422 - How much sunflower seed? - 700 grams. - 700 grams!? 25 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,383 "'700 grams of sunflower seeds"" Piece by piece! 26 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,209 How long is Ms. "Swedish sun block"' going to be here? She makes me nervous! 27 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,534 She doesn"t leave until the Swedish intelligence agency decides 28 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,439 that she can"t find any more terrorists in Denmark. 29 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,431 Could you at least send her out to the market? 30 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,369 And let her sell mish-mash food in a kiosk. 31 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:29,160 Jensen, l get the feeling you dont take our undercover operation seriously. 32 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:34,132 lf the intelligence agency told me to work in a health food store - 33 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,920 just to please the intelligence agency, then... 34 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,087 Why can't l go out in the field? 35 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,707 lsn"t it time to forget that incident over at the Russian embassy? 36 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,666 When an agent gets shit-faced on Russian vodka and takes a young Russian female... 37 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,711 Aren"t you allowed to invite a young lady out for a sleigh ride? 38 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,051 - ln the middle of the summer? - Nobody's perfect. 39 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,031 At least l found out she was a Russian agent. 40 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,929 And then questioned her at the Bolsjoj-ballet. 41 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,270 She didn"t know anything about any long-distance-missiles. 42 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,151 Jensen! 43 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,031 Watch out for the ladies. 44 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,031 Do you know about a professor Neubau? 45 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,899 Yes, he's a German scientist who lives in Denmark. 46 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,359 Who is trying to come up with a substance to replace oil? 47 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:21,039 - He died three days ago. - Rest his soul. 48 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,071 And his substance now exists. 49 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,077 Just before his death, he took some pictures of his invention. 50 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:32,260 -We have that microfilm. - Good for you boss. 51 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:36,300 0n the other hand, only the ClA can process that type of film. 52 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,391 Neubau contacted Carter- 53 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,555 and one of his agents picked up the film. 54 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:46,649 Your job is to guard the courier so that he can deliver the film safely. 55 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:54,475 A lot of people would like to get their hands on that substance, Jensen. 56 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,751 What? 57 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,391 What is it boss? 58 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,547 The Danish intelligence agency is going to deliver Neubaus substance to the ClA. 59 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,928 I could sell that microfilm to the Sheik of Obec for ten million crowns. 60 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,685 Have you tried to buy it from the Danes, boss? 61 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:16,406 Matty Hari, you know very well that the Scorpio doesn't buy, he takes! 62 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:21,804 - But, l have a good plan. - Fucking great, boss! 63 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,431 The bag. 64 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,751 Thanks. 65 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,588 ln order to fool the enemy, we have made this bag with samples. 66 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,977 This little rye bread flavored with brewer's yeast is extraordinary. 67 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,872 We've baked it with the microfilm inside. 68 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,951 No, the courier gets the bag. 69 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:51,986 Just to be sure, well do the double bag trick. 70 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,942 Here"s your bag Jensen. Without the microfilm. 71 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,071 Jensen, beware of the ladies! 72 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,511 Yes, sure, chief! 73 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,714 The code is: ''Do you need a healthy young man'' 74 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,769 'who knows health-food, yoga, ropy milk and thick yogurt?'' 75 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,831 Dismissed! 76 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,391 Yes boss. 77 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,799 Yes, my son. That's how you were conceived. 78 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:17,350 Your father and l worked together in the intelligence agency. 79 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,191 lt was a dangerous place to work. 80 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,613 We were so in love we forgot all about that. 81 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:31,581 Everything about the Scorpio and all the top-secret papers we took from him. 82 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,631 lt was wondertul. 83 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,842 The Scorpio! Let's go! 84 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,929 That assignment cost your father his life. 85 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,991 And if l ever catch him 86 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,391 l'll strangle him to death. 87 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,562 You should never turn the other cheek. 88 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,995 Sure it was terrible that he killed my father 89 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,271 but he knew the risks when he took the job. 90 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,551 You should at least be able to speak to him about it. 91 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,391 You don't speak with scorpions. 92 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,274 You stomp on them! And if not, they run away. 93 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,510 That"s what l"m going to do. Eh, run away... 94 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,528 - Im going to apply for a job, ciao! - Bye my son. 95 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,511 What do you want? 96 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,022 - Ropy milk? - Yes, that and high yogurt. 97 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,751 Well, it's that way. 98 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,549 So, was it ropy milk and high yogurt? 99 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,909 Hello, you're right on time. 100 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,791 - Am l? - Sure you are. Right on the dot! 101 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,151 Nobody told me that before. 102 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:37,605 - l'm not ashamed... - Why would you be ashamed? 103 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:43,523 -Thats what my mother always tells me. - She does. Who is she, your mother? 104 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:48,828 - Mrs. Irma Andersen. - Irma Andersen? 105 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,351 Young man, may l shake your hand? 106 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,871 lt"s an honor to shake the hand of the son of the woman 107 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,631 who made this country what it is today. 108 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,391 There isn"t a better woman in the whole of Denmark! 109 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,991 Well... 110 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,391 May l call you by your Christian name? 111 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,151 Yes, it's Arnold. 112 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,923 Arnold, it"s so Danish. Yes, typical Danish. 113 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,452 Like your mother. 114 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,391 Well Arnold, let's cut to the chase. 115 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:29,356 Here's the bag with the samples, and a train ticket to Bromby. 116 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,764 Youll be picked up by a big white Buick Skylark 117 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,820 that will take you to the Northern European Meditation Centre. 118 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,355 Allow me to wish you a... pleasant trip... 119 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,231 Tally-ho! 120 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,111 Jensen! 121 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,791 Yes boss? 122 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,708 Do you have any idea who that was? lt was lrma Andersen's son. 123 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,631 lrma Andersen? 124 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,564 She who took care of the men in a shower cabin? 125 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,427 - lrma la Douche. - Exactly. That was her son. 126 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,471 Check him out, Jensen. 127 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,664 -And remember: beware of the ladies. - Sure boss. 128 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,511 Yes, mother. 129 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,940 l didn"t know they needed this many people in the health-food business. 130 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,871 Yes, l got the job. 131 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,871 Good my son. 132 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,752 Now, you work hard with the healthy food and don't go to bed too late. 133 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,871 Okay. 134 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,111 Bye for now. 135 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:41,748 The intelligence agency"s courier is on a train to Bromby. 136 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,799 And he has a bag full of... ... health-food products?! 137 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,615 Find out who he is, and what kind of bag he uses. 138 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:53,934 Alfa Bravo Charlie Delta, come in. 139 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,240 - What can l do for you? - Do you need someone 140 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,403 who knows health food, yoga, ropy milk and thick yogurt? 141 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:13,695 - lt"s ropy milk and thick yogurt. - Oooh... Give me a minute. 142 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,991 - Stick em up! - What? 143 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,501 "Ropy milk and thick yogurt Do you think we're idiots? 144 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,551 Where you from? 145 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:42,694 Russia? China? Albania? Or even worse, are you from Norway? 146 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,414 My boss is Jimmy Carter, president of the United States of America. 147 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,245 - Can you prove it? - l've got a tape. 148 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,231 Let's hear it. 149 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,511 To whom it may concern. 150 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,845 I hereby confirm that this man, Hubert W. Horsepower- 151 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,712 - really does represent the United States government. 152 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,791 Spoken, and signed, by Jimmy Carter. Please believe... 153 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,000 lf you're the courier, who is... 154 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,631 Taxi! 155 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,826 There he is, the ClA guy Hubert W. Horsepower. 156 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,528 lts Jensen who is the courier. l repeat. Jensen is the courier. 157 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,199 He has a white Thai Air bag. 158 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,926 Got it. Lizzie is on her way. l repeat. Lizzie is on her way. 159 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,231 - Over and out. - Yes, boss. 160 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,909 Come on! We have to catch that fucking train! 161 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,471 Shit!! 162 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,708 Penny, l"m going to Bromby to assassinate Andersen. 163 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,847 And find out how much his mother knows. Hurry!! 164 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,386 - Hi, could I speak to Mr. Arnold Andersson? - He's not at home. 165 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,505 - But he lives here, right? - Yes. 166 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,271 - Are you his mother? - No. 167 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,031 - ls his mother at home? - Yes. 168 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:07,224 Ah fuck, l don't have all day. Can I speak to her!? 169 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,769 Berta, who was it who... 170 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,597 - Lizzie, is everything under control? -Yes, yes. 171 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,674 Get onboard. 172 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,364 lm just here to ask a few simple questions. And as soon as you answer them l'm... 173 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,189 - What are you doing? - l'm locking the door. No compromises. 174 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,111 Yes, but... 175 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,271 No buts. Fuck me. 176 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,191 Yes, but... 177 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,231 ''Beware of the ladies'' 178 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,351 l'm going to. 179 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,311 Who is he? 180 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,191 Who's are these? 181 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,711 - But... - Where is he? 182 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,951 Are you cheating on me with a Tyrolean? 183 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,009 -ATyrolean! You must be out of your mind! - l'm going to find out who this guy is. 184 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,925 My flower. My dove... my darling... . 185 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,292 Big, bad, stupid, wonderful boy... 186 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,191 Close your eyes and be ready. 187 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,571 - Close your eyes. - Yes, but not too long right? 188 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,511 Not too long. 189 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,511 Come here. 190 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,711 Aaah, fuck! 191 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,659 - Would Mr. and Mrs. like anything to eat? -Thanks, we have something. 192 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,911 Is this the fist time you've met Mr. Jensen? 193 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,236 He can be quite a guy if you don't know him. 194 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,071 I know where I've got him. 195 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,311 ''He who has no trousers'' 196 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,671 ''has to show his bare ass. '' 197 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,075 Move it. What do you think this is? A field trip? 198 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,821 l thought so. Special corset number four. 199 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,276 That is the same old crap we used in my time. 200 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,091 - Do you remember this one? - Sure, it's a great piece. 201 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,867 That's when l knocked everybody out. 202 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,991 The panties! 203 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,489 Now, that's clever. A nylon rope. 204 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,892 That we didn't have! 205 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,271 We'd like an explanation. 206 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,968 -A bowl to mix the salad in? - Thanks, we have everything we need. 207 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,111 Please give us a... 208 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,431 ... bottle of cognac. 209 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,723 - Was this really Jensens bag? - We were to only ones in the bathroom. 210 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,859 lt wasn't meant as a critique. 211 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,609 No, I get it! Jensen wasn"t the only one in the compartment. 212 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,683 l think they just pulled the double bag trick. 213 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,431 The double bag trick? 214 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,231 Beautiful day isn't it? 215 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,471 How could a fake courier fool you? 216 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,884 No problem. We'll get there when the train arrives. 217 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,910 The other one has to be the real courier. 218 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,751 Wait here. 219 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,831 Pardon me, what is it you're reading? 220 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:12,183 It"s a brochure from the North European Meditation Centre. 221 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,956 - You"re going to attend a course? - Do you practice yoga? 222 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,397 No, just the thought of uncomfortable positions makes be dizzy. 223 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,852 That's because you're not doing it right. 224 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,014 The most important part is to relax. l'll show you. 225 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,471 The Lotus position, the easiest one. 226 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,139 It's the basis for all other positions. 227 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,980 You should be able to do that one. Even without any practice. 228 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,271 There you go. 229 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:49,705 Ill be damned; the Scorpio is really into healthy food these days. 230 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:55,717 And then the more tricky position. ''The Ox Frog''. 231 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,775 You have to be careful not to lock yourself up. 232 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,475 lf you twist my shoulder... 233 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,522 - Like that. - Now l'm locked. 234 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,311 Keep up the good work. 235 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,031 What are you doing? 236 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,511 You can't... 237 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,911 Ciao. 238 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,071 l"m stuck. You have to help me! 239 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,671 That's dreadful. Come back here! 240 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:45,442 My Arnold is neither a half nor double, nor complete agent! He doesn't know about this? 241 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:52,787 How awful. My boss is on his way to kill him. He thinks he's one of the Scorpio's henchmen. 242 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,751 The Scorpio? 243 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,951 There's no time to lose. 244 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,751 The panties? 245 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,271 Aha! 246 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,351 Do you have anything else stuck down there? 247 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,884 - Stop it. - What was it we did last time? 248 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,431 What the hell is it? 249 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,031 What the hell? 250 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,511 Where is she!? Who is she?! 251 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,791 l demand an explanation! 252 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,939 - l"m sorry they just... - I can't leave you alone for one second! 253 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,140 Will you admit to it now? 0r do l have to punish you even more? 254 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,311 ''Beware of the ladies, Jensen!'' 255 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,111 Yes... whatever... 256 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,951 What is the world coming to? 257 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,431 When l was young 258 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:54,276 people like that were punished in medieval ways! 259 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,648 When you were young, the train hadn't been invented yet. 260 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,231 Mon dieu 261 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,790 Faster! Anything could happen with the Scorpio in the picture. 262 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,365 lts impossible. lt can't be true. 263 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,071 Do Mr. and Mrs. wish anything to drink with the hors d'oeuvres? 264 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,825 Perhaps a Chateau Rothschild '55? 265 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,035 Give us a bottle of whisky! 266 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,511 No film. 267 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,720 Perhaps they did the triple bag trick? 268 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,423 - Nah, its too clever. -The triple bag trick? 269 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,791 We have to find the Scorpio. 270 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,791 - Any sparkling water? - No. 271 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,104 lt"s Citron-Borge and Matty. We don't have, l repeat... 272 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,351 We don't have the merchandise. 273 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,162 - ldiots! Come. - Okay boss. 274 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,510 Go directly to Bromberg. l repeat, go directly to Bromberg! 275 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,751 You got it boss. Over and out! 276 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,031 Do you get any discount if you count the miles... 277 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:28,387 ... or the crossroads we've passed? 278 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,191 Frankly. 279 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,355 I can tell something has happened. 280 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,932 The question is whether or not l should get involved. 281 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,231 Push my shoulder. 282 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,791 lt's about fucking time. 283 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,738 Young man, watch your language. Or l'll twist you up again. 284 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,991 A double knot! 285 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,202 Who the hell has the real bag?! 286 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,031 And where is Lizzie? 287 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,954 No idea. And, we're in Bromby now. 288 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,950 Now, don't forget the bill. 289 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,791 Two coffees, a bottle of cognac and a... bottle of whisky 290 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,908 That's 789 and 50 sir, including cleaning. 291 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,951 l'm in the health food business. 292 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,192 l"d like to go to the North European Meditation Centre. 293 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,621 - Should we take him now? - No, let's follow him. 294 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,338 You have no idea what I've been through. 295 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,959 l bet any minute now a naked woman will come running... 296 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,031 ... along the tracks... 297 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,711 My lord! 298 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,511 Let's take him here. 299 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,135 - What about the fake courier? - Aaahhh. As long as the microfilm is there. 300 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,991 My lord. 301 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,520 Then, it"s just to Bromberg and deliver the merchandise. 302 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,191 Step on it, Berta. 303 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,191 What has happened? 304 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,311 What are you doing? 305 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,356 - lt"s my brother. - Your brother? 306 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,796 You Copenhageners have a way with family. 307 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,711 The bag, dammit! 308 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,271 Where is the bag? 309 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,791 Did you see who's lying here? 310 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,405 Government employees They sleep all day. 311 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,835 - Where is bag? -The hell with the bag! 312 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,923 He didnt carry the microfilm in the bag. He has it on him! 313 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,271 Let's take him! 314 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,951 Just a second. 315 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,202 Are you bringing your guide dog with you... ? 316 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,511 - Keep an eye on him? - Okay. 317 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,911 The gents are expected. 318 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,986 The prophet is expecting you in the meditation hall in about 20 minutes. 319 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,871 Shit! 320 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,701 - Okay, we"re safe. - Shouldn't we deliver the bag now? 321 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:43,711 No. 322 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:46,653 lm tired of picking roasted chestnuts from an open fire. 323 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,468 lf only Jensen hadn't messed up the code word. 324 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,431 l'm going to give it to him... 325 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,191 He"s going to have the shock of his lifetime. 326 00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:00,325 l"m going to enjoy the look on Jensens face when he thinks the microfilm is gone. 327 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,116 Come on. Let's visit the prophet. 328 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:48,967 Damn, this is way better then doing dirty secret agent work in South America. 329 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,791 Bravo! 330 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,791 Bravo! 331 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,132 Dear colleagues, theres been a little misunderstanding. 332 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,031 So, the film arrived with the wrong courier. 333 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,932 But l managed 334 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,360 to avoid further catastrophies. So, my dear gentleman... l now give you. . , . 335 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,595 the treasured micro fiii... 336 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,471 ... iine weather we have today, sir. 337 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,631 The Scorpio. We're ruined! 338 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,012 -That"s terrible. - What happened? 339 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,951 What do ya mean? 340 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,600 This was in the car. And it's Arnolds! 341 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,351 ls something wrong? 342 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,941 No, we just arrived. 343 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,773 Ill call for help; l'm just going to give these chefs a ride to Blomberg. 344 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,991 Bromberg? 345 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,191 That's more like it! 346 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,031 Which of you gentlemen has the microfilm? 347 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,569 - Hmmm... l"ll find out. - What film? 348 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,631 Why do you think you're here? 349 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,822 Im here to deliver a bag, with a few samples in it 350 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,871 and then go home, l guess. 351 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,071 Mister Virgin himself! 352 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,218 Let's play a game of pool. 353 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,671 Why not a game of Carambole. 354 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:34,435 Let's play the winner goes first into treatment. 355 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,311 This is Kokonono... 356 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,932 Kokonono guards my upper half... 357 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,195 . . and little Billy here, guards my lower parts. 358 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,213 l don"t want to do this. I can't play. 359 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,537 - l"m saying who"s in or not. - But, l can't play pool. 360 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,602 You'd better learn then, fast as hell... 361 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,079 lve always dreamt of learning how to play pool. 362 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,511 We made it in. 363 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,711 Understood. 364 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,765 - Berta... Lets do this. - Yes. 365 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,795 l'm first. What a bad position. 366 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:34,291 The first one to go down 13 points will be first. 367 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,311 If you don't give me the film... 368 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,818 - l know nothing. -That's what everybody says. 369 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,137 Think positively my young man. Do you want to start? 370 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,071 l don't know. 371 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,186 My talents can"t be bought for a game of pool. 372 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,351 I don't want to. 373 00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:01,110 lts incredible how fast you can learn to appreciate pool. 374 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,732 That"s minus six points. Mark it ladies. 375 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,080 - You"re next, my dear colleague. -Thanks. 376 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,631 lt's my turn. 377 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,111 Pardon me. 378 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,511 lt's nothing. 379 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,767 - You don"t understand that. -Thanks. 380 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,551 Welcome. 381 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,791 Thats minus four points. Mark it ladies. 382 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,120 - Now it's our foreign friend. - l'm ready. 383 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,831 Thats plus four points. Mark it ladies. 384 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,631 Now the big shot. 385 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,311 ls this the intelligence agency? 386 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,479 You"re speaking to Agent 69 Jensen. Could I speak to... 387 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,596 What? Are you in a meeting? 388 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,431 lt's very important... 389 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,551 What? Closed up? 390 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,337 l need a helicopter, right away! 391 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:29,947 Could l send in an order for one? No, no l don't have the time! 392 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,457 Are all my rights to book helicopters revoked? 393 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,449 l have to deal with a very awkward situation here. 394 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:44,123 No, I do not have my boss rights to override the budget. 395 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,551 Work permits? 396 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,715 Well, l hereby order four copies... 397 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,591 . . in reasonable office hours. 398 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,591 Go to hell! 399 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,511 That was minus six points. 400 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,151 The pleasure is all yours. 401 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,591 0r tell me where the microfilm is. 402 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,527 - l dont know anything. - Do l have to force you? 403 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,675 Once l'm out of here 404 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,932 lm going to file a complaint with the sportmen's association! 405 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,218 l"m getting you kicked out of the Danish Pool Federation! 406 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,071 l'm going to... 407 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,631 lt's a pretty fun game... 408 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,979 Ten minus, mark it ladies. 409 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,468 What about a little drink. 410 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,431 Yes please. 411 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,323 I've seen that face before. 412 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,136 l have to look at this a little closer, when we've found the microfilm. 413 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,418 It's not in my room. 414 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,409 If it is, we're going to find it. 415 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,875 Shall we continue? Whose turn is it? 416 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,791 You! 417 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,088 Who are you? 418 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,390 Next time, wear something smaller, and comfortable. 419 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,031 lts ladies like that you should hire 420 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,956 instead of those ugly women the intelligence agency sends you. 421 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,151 Shall we continue? 422 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,906 It"s almost impossible to focus on this game when he runs around like that! 423 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,071 - Play! - Play! 424 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,292 You gave me a tough nut to crack. 425 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,239 That"s fucking beautiful. Six points plus! 426 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,020 Look through all rooms. l want that microfilm! 427 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,071 Go to work! 428 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,870 Let's check the next room. 429 00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,071 And l'll do the boss' room. 430 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,791 And l'm going to search this good. 431 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,567 l want guards on all doors. Understood? 432 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,591 Whose little girl are you? 433 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,551 Are you shy? 434 00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,111 You're new here right? 435 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,591 Then it was good you bumped into me. 436 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:16,244 Because l"m the one in charge, next to the Scorpio of course. 437 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,631 He let's me deal with everything. 438 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,160 So if you want things to done. Just ask Citron-Borge here. 439 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,430 And l'll to take care if it... lf you know what l mean. 440 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,425 Why are you so afraid of showing your face? 441 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,419 You're ass looks so beautiful. 442 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,755 The Scorpio and l like beautiful girls. 443 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,859 We definitely like young girls who are willing. 444 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:52,044 When we meet girls like that... 445 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,551 ... we want to stuff them really good. lf you know what l mean. 446 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,828 This is the first lesson in sanitary engineering. 447 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:04,348 ln Citron-Borge's course for new cleaning ladies. 448 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:08,008 Just give in, and learn how to please a feather duster. 449 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,351 Oooh... Nooo 450 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,311 No, l mean yes... 451 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,708 You see this is not that bad? lt's wondertul. 452 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,591 Oh no. 453 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,351 Aaah... 454 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,261 You have what it takes. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to do vacuuming. 455 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,310 But until then, lll give you great references 456 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,055 that you can use when you"re done cleaning here. 457 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,462 When it comes to imitating the prime minister's signature, l'm a wizard. 458 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,911 I can do several other signatures too... 459 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,991 What the hell. 460 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,431 Berta. 461 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,508 - Weve got to find Arnold. - Yes, but what about the guard? 462 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,871 l've got an idea, come on. 463 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,956 Boss! Boss! The film is gone. She took it. 464 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,151 - Who is she? -The cleaning lady. 465 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,077 l knew there was something rotten in the state of Denmark. Close the gates. 466 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,021 Come on guys, weve got to get that cleaning lady. 467 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,627 Move it! She can't get away. 468 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,951 Psst! 469 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,671 Shit! It's the cleaning lady. 470 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,207 Okay, okay. We'll start preparing dinner. 471 00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,497 lmagine that, you're not even allowed to go to the bathroom. 472 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,431 l've got her. 473 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,431 She doesn't have it! 474 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,711 Have you examined her? 475 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,831 There? 476 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,591 And there? 477 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,791 And there? 478 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,991 l've been there... 479 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,302 Where is the microfilm? 480 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,351 Kokonono. 481 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,762 Boss, the Sheik of Obec has arrived. 482 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,830 Shit... 483 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,612 l thought we"d have the film by the time the Sheik arrived. 484 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,551 Not a word to the Sheik! 485 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,031 - How? - How? I don't know. Come up with something. 486 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,436 Tell him you don't do business before sunset. 487 00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:08,155 Welcome to Bromberg, your highness. l hope your trip was a pleasant one. 488 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,551 Microfilm? 489 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,658 ln this country we dont do business before supper. 490 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,261 Yes, lt'll take a while. 491 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:27,507 Getting fresh camel balls wasn't easy you know. 492 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,677 Should camel balls be cooked, boiled, fried or coated with egg and breadcrumbs? 493 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:38,632 Camel balls should be roasted on an open fire... 494 00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,927 There should at least be something nipping at your nose. 495 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,311 We have to find that film at all costs. 496 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,031 Where the fuck have you been? 497 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,791 lt's not easy hitchhiking these days. 498 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:14,006 Yes, dressed like that l'm amazed you even got here. 499 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,608 Borge, show her to the Sheik, to distract him for a while. 500 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,859 While you're looking for that damned film. 501 00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,699 And now, let's use all means necessary. 502 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:43,349 Alone at last, lovely colleague. We are colleagues right? 503 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,460 Do you mind if l search you? 504 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,551 Absolutely not. 505 00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,304 0kay, my strong, well equipped man... Do you have the film? 506 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,511 Perhaps l do. 507 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:06,259 - Did you hide it here? - Perhaps l did... 508 00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:11,980 lf this is film, it's not a micro... lt's a mammothfilm. 509 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,304 Que diriez-vous de patisserie, mon seigneur'' 510 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:40,231 You see. Good, right? 511 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,511 Oui' Oui. 512 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,951 Excuse me. 513 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,791 Now I know why you Arabs have more than one wife. 514 00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:21,811 You need four just to hold up the tent. 515 00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,739 - He doesn't have the microfilm. - Shit! 516 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,111 Hands up! 517 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,527 Youre not even allowed to go shopping. 518 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,096 lnvitation? No, but l can prove to you who l am. 519 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,979 -Am I interrupting? - No No. 520 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,791 Give me a helping hand here. 521 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:35,240 l like you. As long as you trust me. 522 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,471 We could do things together, you and l. 523 00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,187 - So, what do you say? - Aren't there too many people here? 524 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,191 Get lost! 525 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:10,559 Now lm going to show you my secret agent skills. 526 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,739 - Someone is coming. -The veil. 527 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,031 lt's Jensen! 528 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,551 What are you doing here? 529 00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:29,032 Don"t you recognize me from the firm, little Jensen? 530 00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,884 lrma la Douche. 531 00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:39,097 - What the fuck are you doing here! -They've taken Penny. 532 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,031 Okay, trust me. 533 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,511 Someone is coming. 534 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,031 Oh shit!! 535 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,511 More are coming. 536 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,831 What the fuck is going on? 537 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:18,709 - Do you want to taste some? - No, l don't like Arab food. 538 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,511 Get me out of here. 539 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,871 There isn't anyone in the kitchen. 540 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,253 Help me with the goddamned film! 541 01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,813 l think you could use all of it. 542 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,671 Great. 543 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,493 We need some pepper too. 544 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,902 l want the fucking film! Where the hell is it! 545 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:43,951 Search the house, turn it upside down! 546 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,191 - You like me dont you. - Yes. 547 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,231 Yes, l can feel that you do... 548 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:48,311 Find the fucking film! 549 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,275 FIND lT! 550 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,136 Well, I have to go. lt doesnt seem that you had the film anyway. 551 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:49,311 - Yes? - No. 552 01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:53,071 - But l got clean. - So take the next guy then! 553 01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:56,234 No, please. l had to screw Horsepower more than twice 554 01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:59,430 before he told me he didn't have the film. 555 01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,351 Go to work! 556 01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:05,759 What are you looking at? Go help her out! 557 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:10,831 Damn microfilm! 558 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,827 Add some curry. 559 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,991 Easy. 560 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,991 Matty, we have them down here. 561 01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,151 All right, we're coming. 562 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:10,871 The film? 563 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,511 Who has the microfilm? 564 01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:59,111 Excuse me. 565 01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,951 Mother! 566 01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,391 Come on! 567 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:42,328 As long as l dont get a fever, and become sick. 568 01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:45,471 What would mother and grandmother say? 569 01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:48,452 -You should be ashamed of yourself. - He doesn't have the film. 570 01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:51,351 So, help me out! 571 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,631 Where can that film be? 572 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,351 - Are you sure nobody has it? - Yes. 573 01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:45,515 We have to find it, even if we have to tear the entire building down. 574 01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:49,045 - What about the Sheik? - Operation Kadang? 575 01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:52,031 Matty, you're a hero. 576 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,791 Your welcome. 577 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:27,791 l got that. 578 01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:31,951 Goat milk? 579 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:33,862 Perhaps one should become a Muslim? 580 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:45,751 Matty? 581 01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:05,319 Youve got a nice car. Do you drive yourself? 582 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:10,120 Driving older cars, you really have to have a knack for acceleration. 583 01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:15,268 Most cars have a pretty rough gear stick, with five gears. 584 01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:20,360 You really have to know how to work the gear stick right. 585 01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:24,899 Working the stick gives the best results in the end, don't you think? 586 01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:28,031 lt all depends on whether the car is 587 01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:30,419 new or driven before. 588 01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:33,271 Driven before? 589 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,706 Yes, if youve driven it before, you know how it feels, and you'll know how to work it. 590 01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:41,900 Yes sure, you know how to work it. 591 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:47,878 Thats the point isnt it? lf youve been there before, you know how good it feels. 592 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:53,040 lt feels good in the end. lt"s a smooth, and silent ride that really pays off in the end. 593 01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:58,231 - Borge! - Sorry boss. 594 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,548 - lts in progress. - lt was something else. 595 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:06,295 lm very fascinated by the technology behind the car engine. 596 01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:09,419 Oh, the combustion engine. 597 01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:13,243 With enough friction there is enough heat in one or more cylinders. 598 01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:16,351 The more cylinders, the more action. 599 01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:20,270 Finally, the engine is so ready it just explodes. 600 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:23,471 Cheers. 601 01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:25,711 Yes, cheers. 602 01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:35,311 The tip is the most sensitive part of the stick. 603 01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:38,411 Therefore, the engine has to have a very prominent cooler. 604 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:41,715 The most useful is the air conditioning. 605 01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:47,831 ... and water cooler. 606 01:13:57,320 --> 01:13:59,311 Couscous. 607 01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:01,911 Yes, yes yes yes 608 01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,591 Come on. 609 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,991 Mother! 610 01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:12,288 ... Arabic food. Taste it, young man. 611 01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:15,431 - What is happening? - Nothing. 612 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,151 lt's an Arabic tradition- 613 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:21,539 that the youngest man at the table takes the first bite. 614 01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:24,751 Weird tradition. 615 01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:27,632 Young people have strong stomachs 616 01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,711 and if they can't eat the food- 617 01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,031 nobody else can either. 618 01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,191 Oui, oui. 619 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,675 l thought l just got one. 620 01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:10,311 Jesus. 621 01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:17,311 lt's not just any dish. 622 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:19,631 What's it made of? 623 01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:21,031 lt's an old Arabic recipe 624 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:24,261 my mother got from an lrish tobacconist. 625 01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:28,632 - What"s in it? -You'd rather not know. 626 01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:31,711 Thanks. 627 01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:37,311 Something wrong? 628 01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:51,191 Here. Help yourself. 629 01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:40,631 Cheers. 630 01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:45,719 You're served well here. 631 01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:50,359 And the servants are charming. 632 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:54,430 Oh, sorry. 633 01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:58,232 - lt's just that... JENSEN! -Just grab me. 634 01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:01,493 There are a few things you can't ask of me. 635 01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:04,351 This place has been seized by the Scorpio! 636 01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:07,071 You catch on quick. 637 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:09,960 - He"s going to steal the microfilm. - Yes, l know, but where the hell is it? 638 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:13,781 You like my Harem? 639 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:16,831 lt's a nice costume Jensen. 640 01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:19,549 It becomes you. 641 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:24,723 Do you want to sit down? There's a plate here for you. 642 01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,631 Weird stuffing they have in the bread. 643 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:48,591 The microfilm! 644 01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:10,551 Catch her! 645 01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:14,431 Stop it! 646 01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:24,271 Where are you all going? 647 01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:37,631 Stop it! 648 01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:41,031 Make love, not war. 649 01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:52,671 What's all the noise? 650 01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:10,551 Can't we just sit down and talk about it? 651 01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:13,775 We are all grown-ups. 652 01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:21,271 Did you just hit me? 653 01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:26,911 Here you go. 654 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,639 - Are there any more? - Arnold knows his ways. 655 01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:38,271 Sorry. 656 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:56,551 After them! 657 01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:04,151 lt came so suddenly. 658 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:07,944 Get in. Get ready for the payback. 659 01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:01,071 Assholes! 660 01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:47,831 The gas pedal is stuck to the floor. 661 01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:06,271 Where the fuck is the gate? 662 01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:29,471 Shit! 663 01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:32,551 Try City Hall. 664 01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:36,463 As the town's mayor, you have asked me 665 01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:40,756 to pertorm this marriage... 666 01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:46,631 Can"t you see theres a wedding going on here? 667 01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:50,168 Don"t you know it"s a crime ''against passion'' to interrupt a wedding? 668 01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:54,311 Yes... 669 01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:56,002 As the towns mayor, you have asked me 670 01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:58,831 to pertorm this marriage... 671 01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:03,311 Hello. 672 01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:11,399 Do you, Didrik Hansen and Katrine Jorginsen- 673 01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:15,506 wish to enter into holy matrimony? 674 01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:18,671 If so, l ask you, Didrik Hansen, 675 01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:21,236 do you take Katrine Jorginsen to be your beloved wife? 676 01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:24,071 -Yes. - She twists his arm! 677 01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:28,253 lf you can"t keep your voice down l'm calling the police. 678 01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:36,924 Do you Katrine Jorginsen, take Didrik Hansen to be your beloved husband? 679 01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,871 Get away! 680 01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:52,152 And look back upon this day 681 01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:56,135 as the most important day of your lives... 682 01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:00,871 Blood revenge! 683 01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:01,951 What is going on? 684 01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:03,751 Hands up! 685 01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:08,111 Give me the microfilm! 686 01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:11,551 Hands down! 687 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,991 Great mother! 688 01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:21,588 -You"re getting married, Mr. Jensen? - l can explain everything. 689 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:24,591 - Almost everything. - l sure hope so. 690 01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:28,672 Now, give me the film. 691 01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:31,751 Thanks... Jensen. 692 01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:35,871 Keep going mayor. 693 01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:38,465 - ls it always like this? - No. 694 01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:41,271 You can have the damned thing. 695 01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:43,151 Make love, not war. 696 01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:48,020 Bio-dynamic potatoes and unbleached flour. 697 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:52,565 Are you in need of a young healthy man who knows health food and yoga? 698 01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:55,551 Ropy milk and thick yoghurt... " Who the hell are you? 699 01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:58,702 I asked them to come here to pick up the reward 700 01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:01,711 as a token of our gratitude. 701 01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:05,125 Thanks to you, professor Neubau's formula came into the right hands. 702 01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:08,471 - Youre welcome. -Thanks. 703 01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:09,951 - What about me? - You, you just did your job. 704 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:13,028 - Should we celebrate with carrot juice? - I prefer goat milk. 705 01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:17,453 That's right my boy, it's good for the... talent! 706 01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:20,671 You're right. 707 01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:24,012 Do we have something new coming up, where we'd use the double trousers trick? 708 01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:27,724 - That"s my trousers. - l know everything about you and my wife. 709 01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:32,231 The ladies, Jensen. The ladies. 53195

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