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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Oh, dear.
You having a hard time
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adjusting to high school?
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I'm having a hard time
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adjusting to Earth.
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Hey, doofus.
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Who's going to church
with me tomorrow?
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I'll go with you, Mom.
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- You don't believe in God.
- Nope,
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but I believe in Mom.
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Look at my face.
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Tell me what you see.
That you're old.
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I said put me down!
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I have a tough time
making friends, too.
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Well, good luck on your quest
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to find a friend.
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Tell me where it hurts.
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"If it's funny, it's a Bazinga."
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What a charming
young man.
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Kook.
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Did you tell my granddaughter
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she can't
play baseball?
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Meemaw got a date
with the coach.
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Why Sheldon Cooper
should go to college.
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Cheese.
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You be Spock. I'll be Kirk.
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Aye, Captain.
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Greetings, Mother.
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Are you running a gambling room
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in the back
of the Laundromat?
No.
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Please stop running.
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I love you.
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Sorry. That was a little hard.
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I'm Georgie.
Mandy.
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I'm pregnant.
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She's here.
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Dad, we need to get out
of the car.
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Connie, I'm so sorry.
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I'm going to MIT.
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Caltech?
Caltech.
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It had been 27 days
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since my father's funeral,
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and everyone was stillunderstandably out of sorts.
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Finish up, we got
to get to church.
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We already went
Wednesday and Thursday.
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Isn't that enough?
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Jesus died for you.
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He didn't ask
if that was enough.
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Please let us
come live with you.
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Just give her some time.
She'll settle down.
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Do we really
have to go?
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Yes, you really
have to go.
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Ugh.
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Even as a child,I was always doing things
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to make other people happy.
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Doing things to makeother people happy?
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You've got to be
kidding me.
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Don't read over
my shoulder.
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Well, are you writing your
memoir or a fantasy novel?
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For your information, the word
"memoir" comes from "memory,"
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and these memories
are mine.
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And since when do you
go out of your way
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to make other people happy?
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How about once a year
on your birthday?
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Other than that, when?
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All the time.
Sheldon,
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while I was giving birth,
you Zoomed in to a seminar.
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You were taking forever
to dilate,
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and I had
already made
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my contribution
to the project.
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Which, need I remind you,
was on your birthday.
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I would love
to dissect your brain
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to see which part is missing.
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Or you'll find
an all-new structure
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no one's ever seen before,
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an evolutionary leap forward.
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Don't push me,
I have a bone saw.
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All these years,
and the passion is still there.
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Let me remind you that
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Emmanuel means
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"God with us,"
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and I promise you,
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he is.
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Now, let's all
bow our heads
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in silent prayer.
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What is that?
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It's my new laptop.
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Dr. Sturgis and
Dr. Linkletter
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gave it to me as
a graduation gift.
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Why is it here?
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It's a laptop. This
is where my lap is.
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Does it have
games on it?
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Solitaire
and Minesweeper.
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Let me try.
No.
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Put it away.
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Uh, Coopers?
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Is there an issue?
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No, no. Keep praying.
We'll, uh, catch up.
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Sheldon, what you got there?
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An IBM ThinkPad.
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Does that seem appropriate
for church?
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It's a miracle
of technology.
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Luddites, this is
a portable computer.
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50 megahertz
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of processing power,
four megabytes of RAM.
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Behold and worship.
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What a mischievous imp I was.
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We should start getting ready.
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Oh, hold on.
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Want to see something neat?
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Is it you starting to get ready
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for your son's hockey game?
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Because that would be neat.
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Oh, I'm not going to that.
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But check this out.
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My first laptop from 1994.
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Terrific. What do you mean
you're not going?
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Children on skates hitting
a rubber puck with a stick.
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Why would I want to see that?
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Because Leonard is your son,
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and he is one of those children.
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This is why I wanted to wait
until cloning was possible.
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Because the old-fashioned way
got us a hockey player.
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Get dressed.
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But I'm busy.
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I'm writing about my
last few days in Texas
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before going to Caltech.
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It's very emotional.
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I can see that.
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Hit the showers.
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I'm right in the middle.
Mom's going off the rails,
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I'm holding the whole
family together.
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This is riveting stuff.
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Well, I am leaving in an hour
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and you are coming with me.
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Stop it.
You are not sick.
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You're not that kind of doctor.
You don't know.
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Is this what you do
when I'm not here?
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You could've walked in
on a lot worse.
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Hey, how's it going over there?
Well, about as good
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as you could hope.
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Just worried
about Mary.
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Is she hitting
the bottle?
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Hitting the
Bible, hard.
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Well, that's not that bad.
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Well, she's pushing away
her children
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just when they need her
the most.
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Other than being there for them,
what else can you do?
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I don't know.
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Hey, you know, when I was young
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and lost and mad at the world,
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picking up a guitar kept me
from going down a bad road.
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So, what're you saying?
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Missy and Sheldon
should form a band?
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Worked for the Carpenters.
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Put some pants on.
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♪ I got no pants ♪
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♪ On my legs. ♪
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Why is there still
a placemat there?
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That's your
father's seat.
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But he's not here.
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He's here in spirit.
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No, he's not.
Shut up, Sheldon.
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Chicken's good, Mary.
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Thank the Colonel.
I wasn't up to cooking.
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11 secret herbs and spices.
It's a delicious mystery.
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Mandy, did you change the topic
to fried chicken
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because my topic
was awkward?
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I did.
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And is it awkward
that I'm bringing it up again?
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It's getting there.
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It's not
a magic chair,
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anyone can sit there,
and even if
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spirits existed,
which they don't,
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they can't call dibs
on furniture.
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If I sit in it, will you please
stop talking about it?
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I suppose so.
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Fine.
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No.
Don't do it.
Stop!
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Thank you.
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There's something
I have been thinking about
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that I would like
you kids to consider.
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I want you both
to get baptized.
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This is some
good chicken.
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See how I changed the subject
when Mom made it awkward?
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No, I am serious.
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This is important.
It is about saving your souls.
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I'm not doing it.
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Me neither.
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It ain't no big deal.
I did it.
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Really?
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Yeah, he kissed a girl
in the tub,
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and she punched him in the face.
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Really?
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I'm gonna say pepper's
one of the secret spices.
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- That leaves ten.
- Okay,
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enough changing
the subject.
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You two are
getting baptized,
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and that is the end
of the discussion.
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You can't make us.
End of discussion.
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So, tell me about
this girl you kissed.
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Can we please talk
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about something else?
Fine.
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Her name was
Veronica Duncan,
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and he was madly in love
with her for years.
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End of discussion.
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She kind of looked like you.
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Except taller and younger.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey. What
you watching?
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Nothing.
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Where's your mom?
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I don't know.
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Probably church, again.
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Yeah, I guess she's been
a little extra...
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Nutty?
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Religious.
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She dragged me to church
three times this week.
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You know who goes
to church on Thursdays?
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Who?
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Losers.
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Sorry.
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Hey, uh, why don't we get out
of here and do something?
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Like what?
I don't know,
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something fun.
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Can we go to a bar?
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No.
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Tattoo parlor?
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No.
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Do you even know
what fun is anymore?
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No.
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You okay?
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I'm fine. Just talking with God.
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He say something to upset you?
'Cause I'll give him what for.
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Georgie, that is disrespectful.
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Sorry. Just trying
to cheer you up.
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If you really want
to cheer me up,
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help convince your brother
and sister to get baptized.
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I already told them I did it.
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You treated it
like it was a joke.
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Everyone in this family
is treating it like it's a joke
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and it's not.
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Okay.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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Meemaw, it's Georgie.
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I'm worried about Mom.
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Look, I just want to say
I'm-I'm really sorry
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for what you're
going through.
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People keep saying
they're sorry.
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It's so stupid.
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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I just want you to know
that I'm here for you
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if you need anything.
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I mean, after all,
we are sisters... in-law.
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Anything?
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Like a dad who's not dead
and a mom who's not crazy?
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Okay, now, crazy moms,
that one I know.
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I actually have
the Girl Scout badge.
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I can't talk to her
about anything.
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It's all about
Jesus and God,
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and now, she wants me
to get baptized.
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Come on, I mean, she's going
through a tough time, too.
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Sorry.
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Okay, that's the last one,
all right? I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Hey, what ya doing?
267
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,767
Packing my things
for California.
268
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,569
You're taking your toy trains?
269
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:09,904
They're not toys.
270
00:11:09,938 --> 00:11:10,971
They're historically
accurate facsimiles.
271
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,739
They go "woo woo"
272
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,241
when you press
the button, right?
273
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,777
They're not joyless facsimiles.
274
00:11:16,811 --> 00:11:18,745
Okay, well,
275
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,447
I'll see ya later.
276
00:11:20,481 --> 00:11:21,715
Where are you going?
277
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:24,151
To the cemetery
to visit your dad.
278
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,453
I don't suppose
you want to join me?
279
00:11:26,487 --> 00:11:27,554
He's not there.
280
00:11:27,588 --> 00:11:29,790
I know he's not there,
he's in heaven.
281
00:11:29,824 --> 00:11:31,558
Because he got baptized.
282
00:11:31,592 --> 00:11:33,193
Hmm.
283
00:11:33,227 --> 00:11:34,896
Kudos on the rhetorical ambush.
284
00:11:34,929 --> 00:11:37,331
Although, if he's in heaven, why
are you going to the cemetery?
285
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,398
Ha, gotcha.
286
00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:40,734
Sheldon,
if you don't believe in baptism,
287
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,169
what's the harm?
288
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,204
The harm? You're asking me
to get in a big tub
289
00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:45,974
of un-chlorinated human filth.
290
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,876
Peg cleans it.
Does she?
291
00:11:47,909 --> 00:11:49,543
Peg says she cleans it.
292
00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:52,012
And if that is
what is stopping you,
293
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,081
I will personally scrub it out.
294
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,749
Mother, I can't be a hypocrite.
295
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,351
This ritual is just
296
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,586
superstitious nonsense
to make you feel better.
297
00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:02,222
And you taking
all your things to college
298
00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:04,224
isn't just
to make you feel better?
299
00:12:04,258 --> 00:12:06,861
You're on your game today.
300
00:12:06,895 --> 00:12:09,296
That mean you'll get baptized?
301
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,731
I gazed lovingly at her.
302
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,934
I thought about
how much she had been through
303
00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:15,569
and how much
this would mean to her
304
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,771
and then I said...
305
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,807
"Not a chance, lady."
306
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,377
Pulitzer.
307
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,212
I thought you were
taking a shower.
308
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,515
I thought I was, too, but
the muse had other plans.
309
00:12:28,549 --> 00:12:30,250
What are you wearing?
310
00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:31,718
It's a hockey jersey.
311
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:32,921
Here, I got you one.
312
00:12:32,954 --> 00:12:35,122
I'm not wearing
this silly thing.
313
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,523
When I first met you, you bought
314
00:12:36,557 --> 00:12:38,325
all of your shirts
from a comic book store.
315
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,127
And I'd still be wearing them
316
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,529
if they hadn't
mysteriously disappeared.
317
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,132
Sheldon,
318
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,167
I know you're
not a fan of sports,
319
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,003
but it would mean
so much to Leonard to have
320
00:12:49,037 --> 00:12:50,939
his father in the stands
supporting him.
321
00:12:50,972 --> 00:12:52,472
He knows I love him
322
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:55,009
despite his foolish
and embarrassing hobby.
323
00:12:55,043 --> 00:12:56,543
Sheldon, it is not a hobby--
324
00:12:56,577 --> 00:12:57,744
End of discussion.
325
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:58,913
Do not tell--
326
00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:00,581
End!
327
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,151
March your cute behind upstairs
328
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,286
and get in that shower.
329
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:08,722
Fine.
330
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,026
But that doesn't mean I'm going.
331
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:14,795
It means I value
good hygiene.
332
00:13:17,999 --> 00:13:19,033
Hey.
333
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:21,101
Funny meeting you here.
334
00:13:21,836 --> 00:13:23,470
Brought George a Lone Star.
335
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,373
That's nice,
but they don't drink in heaven.
336
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,608
Oh.
337
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:30,644
Then let's not let that
go to waste.
338
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:31,980
How'd you know I was here?
339
00:13:32,013 --> 00:13:33,513
Sheldon.
340
00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:35,016
Oh. Yeah.
341
00:13:35,049 --> 00:13:36,918
I'm worried about him.
342
00:13:36,951 --> 00:13:38,953
He's worried
about you.
343
00:13:38,987 --> 00:13:40,955
I'm worried about you.
344
00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:43,290
Me? I'm doing fine.
345
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,659
Jesus is helping me through.
346
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,462
I don't question that.
347
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,498
But I do question why
you're not spending more time
348
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,934
with your son
349
00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:54,902
who's leaving in a few days,
350
00:13:54,936 --> 00:13:56,536
and your daughter
351
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:59,206
who may be leaving as we speak.
352
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,440
She's doing okay.
353
00:14:00,474 --> 00:14:02,142
She's not.
You just don't know that
354
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,344
'cause you're spending
all your time praying.
355
00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:06,546
I'm praying for them.
356
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,248
Mary...
357
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:11,184
they don't need your prayers.
358
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,620
They need their mother.
359
00:14:13,654 --> 00:14:15,355
And I need to know
360
00:14:15,389 --> 00:14:17,224
that their souls are saved.
361
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,760
Oh, I should've brought
more beer.
362
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:23,031
I know that I'm not winning
any popularity contests,
363
00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:24,564
but I'm gonna do
whatever it takes
364
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,366
to make sure that
my kids are safe.
365
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,602
In this life and the next.
366
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,303
Damn.
367
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,907
I really thought
I was gonna bring ya around.
368
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,741
I'm on my game today.
369
00:14:34,775 --> 00:14:36,576
Sheldon said so.
370
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,922
It's so empty.
371
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,858
I know you're eager to turn it
into a ballet studio
372
00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:52,659
or a gossip parlor
373
00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:54,528
or whatever it is
girls your age enjoy.
374
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,865
Everything is just
so different lately.
375
00:14:57,899 --> 00:14:59,633
Change is terrible.
376
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,969
I've been saying it since I no
longer fit in my high chair.
377
00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:05,539
We spent a lot of time
together in this room, huh?
378
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:07,842
We did.
379
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,979
Oh, good,
you're both here.
380
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,148
Sit down.
381
00:15:14,182 --> 00:15:15,482
Why?
382
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,616
Yeah, why?
383
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:17,852
Sit.
384
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,290
Listen, I talked to your mom
about this baptism thing.
385
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,291
You got us out of it?
386
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,293
No, you need to do it.
387
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,295
But it's against
my well-established atheism.
388
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,064
It's not
about you.
389
00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:32,332
Your mom needs this.
390
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,433
You can't make me.
391
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:35,769
You're right, I can't.
392
00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:41,042
But I'm watching my daughter
fall apart right now.
393
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:47,915
I'm-I'm just asking
for 20 minutes of your time.
394
00:15:50,818 --> 00:15:52,719
Please.
395
00:15:52,753 --> 00:15:54,856
Fine.
Okay.
396
00:15:57,091 --> 00:15:58,860
Thank you.
397
00:16:01,129 --> 00:16:02,729
It's weird
when they cry.
398
00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:04,464
I do not care for it.
399
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,574
Okay. This is where
you can get changed
400
00:16:14,608 --> 00:16:16,409
into your bathing suits
and robes.
401
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,478
Uh, boys there,
girls there.
402
00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:20,248
Let's just get
this over with.
403
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,450
I want to say again
how sorry I am for your loss.
404
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,253
I know your dad
is real proud
405
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,454
of you right now.
Our dad's gone.
406
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,723
Screw this.
407
00:16:30,524 --> 00:16:32,659
Missy, you said
you'd do it.
408
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,728
Yeah, well, I changed my mind.
409
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,030
I'm going home.
410
00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:44,038
I'll give you a minute.
411
00:16:50,111 --> 00:16:51,478
Are you gonna go, too?
412
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,680
I know you don't believe.
413
00:16:55,049 --> 00:16:56,750
I don't.
But I believe in you.
414
00:17:02,256 --> 00:17:03,825
Thank you.
415
00:17:05,893 --> 00:17:10,397
Okay, now our next baptism
is for Sheldon Lee Cooper,
416
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:13,234
our soon-to-be brother
in Christ.
417
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:15,036
And, personally,
418
00:17:15,069 --> 00:17:17,038
this is a big get for me.
419
00:17:17,071 --> 00:17:18,438
Sheldon,
420
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,308
we're ready for you.
421
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,222
♪ Hey, y'all, prepare yourself ♪
422
00:17:34,255 --> 00:17:37,457
♪ For the rubber band man ♪
423
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,293
♪ You've never heard a sound ♪
424
00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:42,395
♪ Like the rubber band man ♪
425
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,998
♪ You're bound to lose control ♪
426
00:17:44,031 --> 00:17:47,335
♪ When the rubber band
starts to jam ♪
427
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,203
♪ Rubber band, rubber band man ♪
428
00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:51,005
♪ Get down ♪
429
00:17:51,038 --> 00:17:53,307
♪ Oh, get down low ♪
♪ Rubber band.♪
430
00:17:53,341 --> 00:17:56,110
What's important
is he's here.
431
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,644
Oh, my.
432
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,746
What are you doing?
433
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,749
You never told me
you were baptized.
434
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:06,153
Yes. And I got a pretty nasty
ear infection for my troubles.
435
00:18:06,187 --> 00:18:09,824
And you went through with it
just to please your mother.
436
00:18:09,857 --> 00:18:11,424
Well...
437
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,261
she may not have understood me
438
00:18:13,294 --> 00:18:15,528
or the things I cared about...
439
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,765
but she did
everything she could for me.
440
00:18:20,134 --> 00:18:21,969
My dad did, too.
441
00:18:22,003 --> 00:18:23,905
Hmm.
442
00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:26,173
That must've been great,
443
00:18:26,207 --> 00:18:30,111
having parents who supported you
despite all your differences.
444
00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:32,146
Oh. Yes.
445
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,248
Looking back, that was...
446
00:18:34,282 --> 00:18:36,516
that was the ultimate gift.
447
00:18:37,318 --> 00:18:38,352
Hey.
448
00:18:38,386 --> 00:18:40,453
Smartest man in the world.
449
00:18:41,255 --> 00:18:42,555
I brought you to the water.
450
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,258
Take a freakin' sip.
451
00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:46,894
You're drawing a parallel.
452
00:18:46,928 --> 00:18:48,662
Yes.
453
00:18:49,864 --> 00:18:52,133
I'm not wearing the jersey.
Okay.
454
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,466
But it is cold there.
455
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,069
Fine. I'll wear it.
456
00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:56,469
And, by the way,
457
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,172
your daughter wants
to take acting classes.
458
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:03,077
I told you we never
should've let Penny babysit.
459
00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:08,816
Eventually,my mom sold the house.
460
00:19:14,121 --> 00:19:15,689
My dad's chair was gone.
461
00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:22,096
My spot was gone.
462
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:27,734
Where we ate together.
463
00:19:29,303 --> 00:19:33,174
But I can still remember itexactly the way it was
464
00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:34,408
the day I left for Caltech.
465
00:19:34,442 --> 00:19:35,843
Hey.
466
00:19:37,411 --> 00:19:39,380
What are you doing?
467
00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:42,183
Taking it all in one last time,
468
00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:43,985
so I remember it when I'm older.
469
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,388
You gonna remember me?
470
00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:49,123
I have an eidetic memory.
471
00:19:49,156 --> 00:19:50,757
I have no choice.
472
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,260
Ha.
473
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,974
You lost?
474
00:20:08,342 --> 00:20:09,576
No.
475
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,946
I'm exactly where
I'm supposed to be.
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