All language subtitles for Wonka (2023) BRRip x264 [Tam Tel Hin Kan] AAC 500MB ESub.mkv6

[gentle music playing]

[melodic whistling]

[singing] After seven years
Of life upon the ocean

It is time to bid
The seven seas farewell

And the city I've pinned
Seven years of hopes on

Lies just over the horizon

-I can hear the harbor bell
-[bell dinging]

Land ahoy!

[ship horn blowing]

[upbeat music playing]

Got a tattered overcoat
And battered suitcase

Au revoir, Chef.

Got a pair of leaky boots upon my

-Feet
-Sorry, Cook!

Gotta drag myself up
By my one good bootlace

Gotta work my rotten socks off

If I want to make ends meet

I've poured everything
I've got into my chocolate

Now it's time
To show the world my recipes

Good luck, Willy!

I've got 12 silver sovereigns
In my pocket

Goodbye, Cook!

And a hatful of dreams

[upbeat music continues]

There's a famous restaurant
On every street here

There's Brandino's
And the bar Parisienne

-Restaurant map, sir?
-Thank you.

Got a little map to tell me
Where to eat here

Had a dozen silver sovereigns

Now I'm somehow down to ten

Want the finest produce?

-This is where they stock it
-[tram bell dinging]

That's three sovereigns, mate.

Though the prices
Are suspiciously extreme

Break my pumpkin, you pay for it.

I've got...

-Five, six, seven...
-[brushing]

[Willy sighs, tuts]

Six silver sovereigns in my pocket

And a hatful of dreams

-[boy] Brush your coat, sir?
-[Willy] No, thank you.

-[boy] Cologne?
-[Willy] No. Leave me alone.

Al last

The Galeries Gourmet

I knew that we'd see it one day

It's everything you said, Mamma.

And, oh, so much more

Each way that you turn
Another famous chocolate store

Here's my destiny

I just need to unlock it

Will I crash and burn

Or go up like a rocket?

I got nothing to offer

-But my chocolate
-[bell dings]

And a hatful

Of dreams

Yeah!

[upbeat music continues]

[music tempo softens]

[officer] No daydreaming.

In this city, anyone can be successful

If they've talent
And work hard, or so they say

But they didn't mention
It would be so stressful

Just to make a dozen silver sovereigns

Last more than a day

[baby crying]

Could you spare a sovereign
for a place to sleep, love?

Of course.

Here. Take all you need.

Thank you.

I've got one silver sovereign
In my pocket

[sighs]

And a hatful of dreams

-[melodic whistling]
-[music fading out]

[whistling fades out]

[blowing]

Hmm.

There we go.

Time for a little nightcap.

Mmm.

[dog growling]

Okay.

Hello there. No, stop. Hey, shoo.

-Go away, stop!
-[tense music building]

Go away, shoo! Shoo!

-[man] Stop!
-[dog stops growling]

-Sit.
-[dog whines]

Sorry about Tiddles.

Seems to have an unusual
interest in your legs. [chuckles]

Must be these pants.

I got them from a mailman in Minsk.

[chuckles] That would be it.

Tiddles would spend all day
pursuing postal workers if he could.

-Wouldn't you, boy?
-[barks]

[chuckles]

You're not planning on
sleeping there, are you, son?

Oh, it's just for a night.

By this time tomorrow,
I plan to have made my fortune.

By this time tomorrow,
you'll be frozen solid.

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Ooh.

Perhaps it is a little cold for camping.

But unfortunately, I'm not
in a position to pay for a room, sir.

-Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
-Mmm.

But as luck would have it,

I know someone who might
be able to help you out.

Really?

-[Tiddles barks]
-Here we are, Mr. Wonka.

Home sweet home.

[Tiddles barking]

[woman] Get your filthy paws
off my front door, you mangy mutt.

-[man chuckles]
-[Tiddles whining]

If that's you, Bleacher,
you'd better have my gin.

Oh, I have something better
than gin, Mrs. Scrubitt.

A guest.

[Mrs. Scrubitt] Hmm.

Oh!

Well, why didn't you say? [snorts]

-[door unlocks]
-Come on in, sir.

Welcome to Scrubitt and Bleacher's
Guest House and Laundry.

Make yourself at home,
warm your cockles by the fire.

-Gin?
-Oh.

Noodle!

[Noodle] Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt?

Put that book down
and get our guest a glass o' gin.

Poor man's frozen half to death.

Thank you, Mrs. Scrubitt.

You and your husband
have been so kind to me.

Husband?

Him? [laughs]

[chuckles] Husband.

Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't ya?

No.

Oh, I'm holding out for someone
far superior to that idle peasant.

-[Bleacher groans softly]
-Chin-chin.

[coughs] That is extremely strong stuff.

Yeah, you can run cars on that.

So, what is it
I can do for you? Room, is it?

Well, yes, but, uh...

Mr. Wonka is temporarily embarrassed.

[gasps] Oh, no. You don't say.

[Willy] I'm afraid
that's true, Mrs. Scrubitt.

But...

-All that's about to change.
-Oh, yeah?

You see, I'm something of a magician,
inventor and chocolate maker.

And first thing tomorrow
at the Galeries Gourmet,

I plan to unveil
my most astonishing creation yet.

Oh?

Prepare to be amazed
as I present to you...

A teapot?

No, that's just for making tea.

-[sighs]
-One second.

-That's for my stew.
-[laughs]

It's in here somewhere. [chuckles]

Don't you worry, Mr. Wonka.

I can see you're a man
of great ingenuity.

And we've got just the thing for ya.
The entrepreneurial package.

Now, the room is one sovereign a night,

but you don't have 10 pay
till 600 tomorrow.

Does that give you enough time
to earn a few pennies?

More than enough, Mrs. Scrubitt.

Thank you.

Oh, it's the least I can do
for a stranger in need.

Now, sign here and we're all done.

-[chuckles politely]
-All righty.

[suspenseful music playing]

[whispers] Read the small print.

What?

-Thank you, Noodle. That'll do.
-[gasps]

Ooh. What'd she say?

-Who's that, then?
-The girl.

-What girl?
-That girl.

It sounded like,
"Read the small print."

And there does seem to be a lot of...

Oh, oh, oh.

-[suspenseful music continues]
-Oh, oh.

Oh. Just keeps on coming.

Yeah, you don't wanna listen
to Noodle, Mr. Wonka.

-She's damaged.
-Damaged?

Orphan Syndrome.

Orphan Syndrome?

Orphan Syndrome.

Orphan Syndrome.

She was dropped down
the laundry chute as a bab,

and I took her in
out the goodness of my heart,

and I've done my best,
Mr. Wonka, honest I have,

but she's been left
with a suspicious nature.

She sees conspiracy everywhere.

-Poor girl.
- I know.

These are just your standard Ts and Cs,

but you're welcome
to take a look if you want.

[chuckles]

I'll just give it a once-over.

[chuckles dryly]

[Willy reading softly]

[tense music building]

Well, that all seems to be in order.

-Really?
-Uh-huh.

-Hello. [chuckles]
-Ah! [chuckles]

Then welcome to Scrubitt's.

[dings]

There you are, Mr. Wonka.
The entrepreneurial suite.

There's your four-poster,
and your sink plus soap,

and there's a little mint
on your pillow.

[Willy] Fantastic.

What kind people.

[growls quietly]

[whimsical music playing]

[singsong] Noodle!

Oh, Noodle!

Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt?

[in normal tone]
I've been lookin' for you.

What do you want?

I wanna teach you a lesson,
you miserable little bookworm.

What did I do wrong?

You know what you did, you brat.

-Stop squirming!
-What? No, please.

[Noodles shrieks]

You ever interfere in my business again,

and you'll be in this coop all week.
Do you understand?

Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt.
Sorry, Mrs. Scrubitt.

- I should think so too.
-[door slams shut]

[wind whistling]

[dog barks in distance]

[pleasant music playing]

[Willy] Here we go, Mamma.

[loudly] Ladies and gentlemen
of the Galeries Gourmet,

my name is Willy Wonka,

and I have come to show you
a marvelous morsel,

an incredible edible...

[dramatically] an unbeatable eatable,

the likes of which
this world has never seen.

So quiet up and listen down.

No, scratch that, reverse it.

I give to you

the Hoverchoc.

-[crowd gasping]
-[plays flute]

[singing] In a

-Jungle near Mumbai
-[crowd gasps]

-[fancy music playing]
-There's a little hoverfly

Whose wings go
At a thousand flaps a sec

And that's no lie

These microscopic fleas

Like chocolate more than leaves

And when asked nicely, lay precisely

One little egg in each of these

[crowd gasps]

When it hatches from its shell

It gives a happy yell
Whoo-hoo!

How thrilling to be living
In a chocolate hotel

It beats its wings with glee
And then, as you will see

The chocolate will levitate

-And float most gracefully
-[crowd gasping, laughing]

-[gasps]
-Well there's chocolate

And there's chocolate

But only Wonka's makes your eyes

Pop out their socke-lets

Put your hand into your pocke-let

Get yourself some Wonka chocolate

Come now

I insist

You've never had chocolate like this

No, you've never had chocolate like this

[music ends]

-[applause]
-[man 1] Bravo!

-[crowd laughs in delight]
-[man 2] Bravo!

[Willy] Thank you.

-Miss Bon-Bon?
-Yes, Mr. Slugworth.

Call the police.

[Miss Bon-Bon] Very good, sir.

[chuckles]

Well, who wants to try one?

-[man] Me, please!
-[Slugworth] I will.

[crowd gasps, murmurs]

-Mr. Slugworth, sir.
-[man 2] 'Souse me.

[Willy] Mr. Fickelgruber.

-[babbles]
-And Mr. Prodnose.

What an honor.

Ever since I was a little boy...

-[bones crunching]
-That is quite a handshake.

It's a business handshake, Mr. Wonka.

Lets people know I mean business.

-Huh...
-Now, come along.

Let's try one of these
so-called Hoverchocs.

[Slugworth inhales]

[exhales]

[suspenseful music plays]

Ooh.

It's not just chocolate, is it?

There's...

-Marshmallow.
-[Willy] That's right.

Harvested from
the mallow marshes of Peru.

[Fickelgruber] And caramel.

But... But it's...

[Willy] Salted.

With the bittersweet tears
of a Russian clown.

-[crowd murmurs]
-[Prodnose] And is that...

Surely not?

Cherry?

[Willy] Cherry-picked by
the pick of the cherry pickers

from the Imperial Gardens in Japan.

-[crowd murmurs]
-Well, Mr. Wonka.

I've been in this business
a very long time,

and I can safely say

that of all the chocolate
I have ever tasted,

this is without doubt

the absolute 100% worst.

-[crowd gasping]
-Whoo!

There we have it, ladies and gentlemen.

An endorsement from Mr...

Wait. The worst?

We three are the fiercest of rivals,
and yet we agree on one thing.

A good chocolate should be simple.

Plain, uncomplicated.

Whereas this,
with all its bells and whistles...

[chuckles] Well, it's just...

Weird.

[tuts] That's a shame.

[grunts softly]

If you thought the chocolate was weird,
you're gonna hate what happens next.

-[crowd gasping]
-Hmm?

What's happening? Whoa, what's going on?

-That's the hoverfly.
-[Fickelgruber whimpering]

It's broken out of its cocoon.

It's flapping its wings like billy-oh.

-[screams]
-[crowd gasping]

[Prodnose] My hair!
You mean a fly is doing this?

Yes. But don't worry.

-It'll be completely unharmed.
-Oh, thank you.

In about 20 minutes, it'll get tired
and exit through your rear.

You what?

He means we're going
to fart them out of our botties!

Yes, I know what he meant.

You're off your rocker, Wonka!

Who in their right mind
wants a chocolate that makes you fly?

[Willy] Well, let's find out, shall we?

Who's for a Hoverchoc?

-[crowd shouting excitedly]
-[man 1] I want one!

One sovereign, please. Thank you.

-Thank you very much.
-[cheerful music playing]

One sovereign. Thank you, madam.

-Enjoy your flight.
-[gasping]

[laughing]

[woman] Look, I'm flying! I'm flying!

[man 1] How's the view up there?

[man 2] Not too high, darling!

[whistle blows]

[officer 1] Beat it, kid.

All right, folks. Nothin' to see here.

Just a small group of people
def yin' the laws of gravity.

-Yeah.
-Hook 'em, boys.

That's the Hoverchoc, sir.
That's the point.

[officer 2] I'm afraid we've had
some complaints about you, sir.

Complaints?

That you're disrupting
the trade of other businesses.

I'm regrettably obliged to move you on
and to confiscate your earnings.

[coins rattle]

-Hey! What are you doing?
-[nun] No!

Don't worry, it's going to a good cause.

-[nun] Get off.
-Sick kids, or something.

Sorry, sir. Rules is rules.

[officer 3]
Cheeky devil, you! Come here!

Could you at least leave me a sovereign?

I need to pay for my room.

-Here.
-[coins rattling]

Thank you.

[dog barks in distance]

[Mrs. Scrubitt] Evening, Mr. Wonka.

How'd it go?

Not quite as well as I'd hoped.

Oh, shame. Well, I'm afraid
we do have to settle up now.

Well, thankfully
the room's taken care of.

Believe we said a sovereign.

For the room, yes.

But you have incurred a few extras

during the course
of your residency with ourselves.

-Have 1?
-Yes, you have.

There was that glass of gin
you had on arrival,

and if I remember rightly,
you warmed your cockles by the fire.

He did indeed, Mrs. Scrubitt.

-[door shuts, locks]
-Cockle-warming is extra, see?

Used the stairs
to get to his room, and all.

[Mrs. Scrubitt] Oh, then
you've got your stair charge,

and that is per step,
I'm afraid, up and down.

Now, tell me, Mr. Wonka,

did you happen to use the mini bar?

There's a minibar?

Mini bar of soap.

By the sink.

-Uh... I might have, briefly.
-Oh-ho!

See? Even Bleacher knows
you never touch the mini bar,

and he was raised in a ditch. [snorts]

Add in your mattress hire,

your linen lease,
and your pillow penalty,

-and you are looking at...
-[door shuts]

Ten thousand sovereigns.

You gotta be kidding me. [scoffs]

It's all in the small print, dearie.

I don't have 10,000 sovereigns.

[door shuts, locks]

Then we have a problem, Mr. Wonka.

You're gonna have to work it off
in the Wash House, ain't ya?

[Tiddles barking]

At a sovereign a day.

Ten thousand days is...

Twenty-seven years.

-Hey!
-[Bleacher] Four months.

[Mrs. Scrubitt] And 16 days.

-[Mrs. Scrubitt chuckles]
-[Willy screaming]

[grunts]

-[gasping]
-Ah.

-You must be Mr. Wonka.
-Who are you?

Abacus Crunch, chartered accountant.

At least I was.

-Now, uh...
-He runs the place.

And you best do as he says,
or you'll answer to me.

Piper Benz. Plumber by trade.

[Abacus] This is Miss Lottie Bell.

[quietly] Hi.

She don't talk much.

[dramatically]
And I'm Larry Chuckles worth!

Comedian.

[Abacus] Hmm.

So they got all of you too, did they?

[Abacus] I'm afraid so.

We each of us found ourselves
in need of a cheap place to stay

and neglected to read the small print.

One moment of stupidity,
followed by endless regret.

Sounds like my third marriage. [laughs]

I'm sorry, I do that a lot.

-He does.
-A lot.

[Larry] I've only been married once,
and it didn't work out.

There's gotta be some way outta here.

You don't think we've tried?

There are bars on the window
and there's a dog on the door.

And even if you could get out,
that contract is watertight.

[Piper] If you're not here at roll call,

Mrs. Scrubitt will call the police,
they'll bring you right back,

and she'll charge you
a thousand for the inconvenience.

-[barks]
-[yelps]

All right, everybody. Back to work.

-[barks]
-Come along, Mr. Wonka.

-[barks]
-You come with me. [sighs]

You're in here. On suds.

[whimsical music playing]

Whoa.

[singing] First, you pick up the apparel

And you stick it in a barrel

Scrub, scrub

Then you take it to the mangle
And you turn a giant handle

Scrub, scrub

[grunting]

Then it's hung up really high
Until it's nearly dry

Scrub, scrub

[steam hissing]

But when we sing this song
The day don't seem so long

Scrub, scrub

It's still long, though.

[bell dings]

[barks]

Gotta press out all the creases

From the dresses and chemises

Rub, rub

Gotta fold 'em like they told us

Or they'll scold us

And withhold our grub, grub

[blows whistle]

We all signed the dotted line
So we gotta do our time

-Scrub, scrub
-[music tempo slows]

Scrub, scrub

And if you don't agree...

See clause five.

Section 7A.

Paragraph 22.

Part D.

Which says...

Scrub, scrub

[whimsical music resumes]

Scrub, scrub

Scrub, scrub

-Scrub, scrub
-[music ends]

-[water dripping]
-[floorboard creaking]

[light buzzing]

[dog barking outside]

[sighs]

-[knock at door]
-Room service.

Told you to read the small print.

Slight problem with that.

You can't read, can you?

I focused my studies
almost exclusively on chocolate.

I see.

For everything else,

I've relied
on the kindness of strangers.

[scoffs] And look where that's got you.

The staff quarters.

You've got a bed.

[shouts]

You had a bed.

Desk, and a wash basin/toilet.

Ugh.

-The water comes in two temperatures.
-[faucet squeaks]

Cold... and colder.

How much do you owe them?

Ten thousand.

Count yourself lucky. I owe 30.

What? How do you owe them money?

I thought they found you
down a laundry chute.

Oh, they did.

Took me in out of
the goodness of their hearts

and charged me for the privilege.

What a pair of monsters.

The greedy beat the needy
every time, Mr. Wonka.

Guess it's just the way of the world.

[Willy] Oh, come on, Noodle.

That's just your
Orphan Syndrome talking.

-My what?
-Your Orphan Syndrome.

And we are not gonna
be eating any slops.

What are you doing?

I'm making chocolate, o' course.

How do you like it? Dark?

White? Nutty? Absolutely insane?

I don't know.

[sighs] I've never had any.

[gibbers] You've never had chocolate?

-No.
-[shouts] What?

You've never had chocolate?

Still no.

Well, this is unbelievable.
I mean, this is outrageous.

Well, lucky for you, Noodle,
I have a selection

of the world's finest ingredients
right here in my travel factory.

[gentle music playing]

Whoa.

Where to begin? That's the question.

I know!

Silver Linings.

Made of condensed thunder clouds

and liquid sunlight.

[sniffs] Helps you see
that faint ray o' hope

beyond the shadow of despair.

Just what we need, wouldn't you say?

[chuckles softly]

Did you always wanna make chocolate?

[Willy] No. [chuckles]

Back when I was your age,
I wanted to be a magician.

My mom was a cook.

We lived on the river,
just the two of us.

In a perfect little world of our own.

The way I remember I,
I used to spend every waking hour

trying to come up with some
new trick to impress my mom.

Bravo!

[Willy] But the real magic
came from her.

We didn't have a lofta money,
but each week,

she brought home one cocoa bean.

And by the time my birthday came around,

there was enough to make
a single bar o' chocolate.

But it wasn't just any old chocolate.

Far from it.

This has to be
the best chocolate in the world.

[Mamma] Oh, don't know about that.

They say the very best
comes from a place

called the Galeries Gourmet.

Theirs can't be any better
than yours, Mamma.

It's impossible.

Well, as it so happens,

I do know a little secret
that even those fancy-pants don't.

What is it?

I'll tell ya.

When you're older.
Now get to sleep. [chuckles]

[exhales]

We should go, Amma.

Where's that, then?

-To the Galeries Gourmet.
-What?

-And start a shop?
-Yeah.

With our name
above the door and everything.

That's a wonderful dream, honey.

Is that all it is?

Just a dream?

Hey now.

[tender music playing]

Every good thing in this world
started with a dream.

So you hold on to yours.

And when you do share
chocolate with the world,

oh, I'll be right there beside ya.

Promise?

Do better than that.

[chuckles] I pinkie promise.

Now,

sleep.

[Noodle] So, what was it, Willy?

What was the secret?

[Willy] I never found out.

Soon after, she fell sick.

And before I knew it
all I had left was her bar of chocolate.

[tender music continues]

That's why I'm here, Noodle.

So I can feel the same way
I did back then,

eating chocolate with her.

What do you mean?

My mom once promised

that when I share
chocolate with the world,

she'd be right there beside me.

[machine clicking]

I know it sounds crazy,
but I always hoped

she'd somehow keep that promise.

She might even tell me her secret.

[bell dings]

[both chuckle]

Here. Try one.

[mysterious music playing]

Wish you hadn't done that.

You don't like it?

No...

I like it. It's just...

What?

Now each day I don't have chocolate
will be a little harder.

Then how would you like
to have all the chocolate

you can eat, every day,
for the rest of your life?

-A lifetime supply?
-A lifetime supply.

What would I have to do?

Not much. Just get me out of here.

-[gasps] Are you crazy?
-Shh!

It's easy. I'll get someone
to cover my shift,

and you could smuggle me out
in your laundry cart.

-But I--
-Just for a few hours, mind.

No one will even know I was gone.

-What's the point of that?
-To sell chocolate, o' course!

We'll split the profits
and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt in no time.

It's a nice idea, Willy.

-It's a great idea.
-But it'll never work.

'Course it will. Eat your chocolate.

[Noodle] You don't understand.

Mrs. Scrubitt's like a hawk.

She keeps her beady eye on everything

that comes in and out
of the Wash House except...

-[suspenseful music plays]
-Huh.

What is it?

No, it's nothing.

Oh, okay.

Huh.

Double-huh! That's not nothing.

That's the Silver Lining.
It's given you an idea.

Okay.

So, the one time she dropped her guard

was when this aristocrat
came to the laundry.

He was only asking for directions,
but she was all over him like a rash.

It was disgusting.

That's it, Noodle.

All we have to do is find an aristocrat
and slip out while she's distracted.

Yeah, but...

Where are we going
to find an aristocrat?

[ding]

Huh.

Huh?

Huh.

A double-huh.

Do you have a pencil and paper?

-Uh-huh.
-I got an idea.

[distant singing]

[soft music playing]

-[male choir singing]
-[knocks along to song]

[lock clicks]

I've come to make a confession.

[singing continues]

You sound great, fellas. Keep it up.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

I have had 150 of these
since my last confession.

Temptation is very hard to resist.

Mmm.

[Chief] Send me down.

-[whirring]
-I'll see you later.

[elevator dings]

[suspenseful music playing]

[woman] Good evening, Chief.

They're all waiting.

Thank you very much.

Good evening, gentlemen.
I've brought my invoice.

One chocolatier moved on
for the usual fee.

Oh. [chuckles]

Here we go, baby.
There's the good stuff. Yeah.

-[Slugworth] Tell me, Chief...
-[Chief] Mmm-hmm?

...how would you like
to earn a few more of those?

Oh, I am listening.

[Slugworth] We think that Mr. Wonka

might require a little more
than simply moving on.

-Oh.
-[Slugworth] He's good.

Too good.

And what's more,
he only charges a sovereign a chocolate.

So anyone can afford them, even the...

You know, the...

-The poor?
-[gags] Oh, dear.

I've just been
a little bit sick in my mouth.

Could you please refrain from mentioning
that demographic in my presence?

He doesn't like it
when people say "poor."

-[gags]
-[Prodnose] Sorry, Felix.

We want you to send Wonka a message.

Backed up by physical force.

That if he attempts to sell
chocolate in this town again,

he is liable to meet
with a little accident.

In which he dies.

Yeah, no, I... I got that already.

You don't have to keep saying it.

I'm just making sure
we're all on the same page.

Well, no one's on your page.

What's that supposed to mean?
Well, I know what it means...

Actually, what does it mean?

[Slugworth] Gentlemen, please.

So, what do you say, Chief?
Do we have a deal?

Well, listen, fellas,
I'm an officer of the law.

I can't just go around
roughin' up your competition.

I'm sorry.

Well now, Chief.

-Iiazzy dance music playing]
-[taps along to music]

I can see that
you're a man of integrity.

[shakes along to music]

Thank you.

But ask yourself this...

[singing] Have you got a sweet tooth?

! do

A hunger that you have to feed?

Have you got a sweet tooth?

! do

Well, we've got everything you need

[Chief] Mmm.

Don't give me that conscience nonsense

It's simply

Quid pro quo

So, a hundred of your favorites

Sorry, I'm afraid it's no

Promised the wife
I'd cut down on chocolate.

Y'know, I gotta get in shape

for the Policeman's Ball,
so... [chuckles]

But think about your sweet tooth

! do

I've had it since I was a boy

Your naughty little sweet tooth

It's true

The only thing that brings you joy

Don't look at your warirstline
It's fine!

Come on!

Who needs to see their toes?

So

Seven hundred boxes

[Chief whistles]

That's a lot of chocolates...

[Slugworth] Mmm-hmm.

No!

[jazzy dance music continues]

Gentlemen, let's give it the big sell.

[Chief grunts]

[music building]

Have you got a sweet tooth?

-Me too
-Fellas...

Have you got the hots for chocs?

I do, really. Yeah.

Do you think that candy's
Dandy?

Oh, yeah.

Well, we've got lots and lots
And lots and lots

And lots and lots

Why am I singing?

If the wife's complaining

Body-shaming

It's amazing what a tailor can conceal

Keep your wretched chocolates

Eighteen hundred boxes?

-Oh, deal
-[music ends]

-[bones crunch]
-[Chief groans]

[blows whistle]

[sniffs]

-Bell.
-[barks]

-[Lottie, softly] Here.
-Benz.

-[Tiddles barks]
-[Piper] Mmm.

-Chuckles worth.
-[Tiddles barks]

-[groans]
-Crunch.

-Here.
-[Bleacher] Wonka.

-[Tiddles growls]
-[Mrs. Scrubitt] Bleacher!

-Toilet's blocked again.
-[groans]

Oh, wow.

The unmistakable sound of love.

You what?

Don't tell me you hadn't noticed.

What?

She's madly in love with you.

Mrs. Scrubitt?

[Willy] Besotted.

And why not? Look at you.

Fine figure of a man.

You just need to tidy
yourself up a little bit.

Get some new clothes.

Have a bath.

A bath?

You do know what they say, right?

What do they say?

She'll be thankful for an ankle.

Yes.

-And pleased to see your knees.
-Right.

-But if you wanna make her sigh...
-Tell me.

Show her some thigh.

[chuckling]

[Mrs. Scrubitt] Bleacher!

-It's overflowing now.
-[water flowing]

-Get in there. Back to work.
-All right.

[Mrs. Scrubitt] It's up to me ankles!

-[Tiddles barks]
-Time-waster.

-[door closes]
-Bleacher!

Curse that idle peasant.

[tense music builds]

-What you got there?
-[gasps]

Nothing.

Do you like that coop, Noodle?

All right.

I was collecting laundry
from Professor Monocle the other day.

Yeah.

He's writing a book about
the Bavarian Royal Family.

Boring.

He's got sketches of noblemen
all over his wall.

So?

This one looked rather familiar.

Oh.

Blow me. That looks exactly like...

Mr. Bleacher.

Are you telling me Bleacher
is a Bavarian aristocrat?

-Uh-huh.
-[scoffs]

Go and get my gin.

[whimsical music playing]

[singing] First, you pick up the apparel

Then you stick it in a barrel

Scrub, scrub

Then you put it through the mangle

[straining] Making sure
You don't get strangled

-Scrub, scrub
-[yelps]

Whoa!

Oh, Tiddles, here's your chance

-[woofs]
-To chew my mailman pants!

[barks rhythmically]

[panting]

Something must be going on

'Cause we never change our song

Scrub, scrub

Oh, so you finally managed
to drag your lazy...

[romantic music plays]

Have you done something with your hair?

Maybe.

Maybe not.

[leather squeaking]

Where'd you get them dungarees?

-[door opens]
-[Bleacher] Lost property.

Why?

Do they suit me?

-[leather squeaking]
-Yeah.

Not bad, I suppose.

What're you doing
all the way over there?

-[fire crackling]
-Keeping my knees warm.

Well, why don't you come over here
and have a glass o' gin?

Why don't you come over here,
where it's all hot?

[screams] Whoa!

[exclaims] Oh!

-Oh, my Lord.
-[both chuckle]

[whimsical music resumes]

[Willy] Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present to you

a brand-new contraption of my creation,

an innovation in laundrification.

[singing] Scrub, scrub

Let me ask you a question,

how does Tiddles
wanna spend all his time?

-Chasing after mailmen.
-[Tiddles barks]

And what do I have to do all day,
fellow scrubbers, please?

Scrub, scrub

But now, with Willy Wonka's
Wild and Wonderful

Wishy-washy Wonka Walker,

please don't make me say that again,

Tiddles gets to run and I can have fun.

Scrub, scrub

Just popping out for a bit.

I'll be back before roll call.

Until then, Tiddles has agreed to...

-Scrub, scrub
-[whimsical music continues]

So, tell me all about Bavaria.

-Where?
-Where you're from.

-Oh, yes. It's very...
-[bell dings]

-...Bavarian.
-[Mrs. Scrubitt] Oh, whoo.

[music ends]

All clear.

-Really?
-Yeah.

We did it! Well done, Noodle.

I can't believe it worked.

Wait till you see how much
chocolate I made last night.

We sell this, and we're gonna be...

Oh, no.

What's going on, Willy?

Not again.

Where are the chocolates?

I don't know
how to tell you this, Noodle, but...

They've been stolen.

-Stolen?
-Mmm-hmm.

Who by?

The Little Orange Man.

What?

The Little Orange Man.
I didn't tell you about him?

No, ya didn't.

He's my nemesis. About yea high.

Comes in the dead of the night,
and he steals all my chocolate.

Been happening every few weeks
for the past three, four years now.

Really?

Sometimes I spy him

in that strange realm
'twixt sleep and wake,

green hair glinting in the moonlight.

Green hair?

One day I shall catch him, Noodle.

-Willy.
-When I do...

-Willy!
-Hmm?

You don't seriously expect me
to believe this, do you?

Of course I do.
What other explanation is there?

I don't know,

-that you go to sleep...
-Mmm-hmm.

...dream 'bout Little Green Man...

Orange man, green hair. Yeah.

...and while you're dreaming,

stuff your face with chocolate!

Stuff my...

That makes a lot more sense.

Why'd I ever think this would work?

[Willy] I've been eating
all my own chocolate?

-Stupid Silver Linings.
- I don't think I have been.

Hey!

There's nothing stupid
about my chocolate.

[sighs] If Mrs. Scrubitt had spotted us,
I'd be in the coop right now.

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

But we can make more chocolate.

Only problem is I'm all out of milk.

Well, that's not a problem.

[sighs] Milk.

A, that is stealing.

And C,

Willy Wonka does not use
any old cow's milk.

For this particular creation,
I require the milk of a giraffe.

Okay... fine.

As a matter of fact,
there's one at the zoo.

Bingala!

But, A, the zoo is not that way.

Great.

And, B,

they're not gonna let you just
walk in there and milk it.

Mmm. That, my dear Noodle,
is why we're very lucky

the Little Orange Man didn't find this.

What is it?

[Noodle] From Zoo Management.

In recognition of your years of service.

But I've only been here a year.

Which is why there's only one chocolate.

Huh.

Well, thank you very much.

[Noodle] You're welcome. Good night!

[whispers] Hey, well done, Noodle.

So, what is it really?

It's called A Big Night Out.

A single chocolate that perfectly
mimics a night on the town.

[guard] Mmm.

The outer layer, a champagne truffle.

[guard] That's lovely.

[Willy] The next is white wine.

[guard] Mmm. [grunts]

[Willy] Followed by red.

[guard] Now we are talking!

[Willy] That's when the singing
and dancing starts.

[guard singing]
We're gonna have a party tonight!

It's when he hits
the layer o' whiskey fudge,

he'll get emotional.

[guard sobbing] She was
the only woman I ever loved!

He might do something reckless.

[guard] I'll give her a call.

What harm could it do? [clears throat]

Hello, Gwennie? It's Basil.

I just wanted to say,
I've always loved you.

I love you so much. What?

It's Basil Bond.
We sat together in chemistry at school.

No, no, don't hang up!

Finally, some old port
from the back of the cupboard, and...

[guard groans, snores]

[Willy] Hmm.

[smacks lips] Let's go.

Noodle, let's go.

-[dreamy music playing]
-[flamingo honks]

Why don't they fly away?

I don't know.

Perhaps they haven't thought of it.

-You're kidding.
-No, I'm serious.

That's the thing about flamingos.
They need someone to show 'em the way.

[Noodle] Huh.

[animal moans]

[softly] Giraffe.

Giraffe. Giraffe.

Ah! Giraffe.

-[growling]
-[screams]

[door bangs]

You have got to learn how to read.

Why?

You were nearly eaten by a tiger.

"Nearly" is the key word there, Noodle.

I've nearly been eaten
by a lot of things,

and none of them got more than a nibble.

[groans]

Giraffe.

Okay, I'll learn how to read.

-[mysterious music plays]
-[door creaks]

[gasps]

Good evening, Miss, um...

-Abigail.
-Abigail.

[Abigail snorts]

Whoa! Easy, now.

I brought acacia mints.

-[sniffing]
-[gentle music playing]

Oh.

Giraffes are just crazy
about my acacia mints.

Love 'em more than anything else.

Except being scratched
under the chin, you see?

[snuffling]

You wanna give it a go, Noodle?

Me?

Yeah. Why not?

Okay.

[both chuckling]

-Ugh!
-[Willy] Oh!

[chuckles] Think she likes you.

Miss Abigail,

if my colleague here
gives you a good scratch,

do you think you could possibly
spare us a pint or two of your milk?

So, have you done this before?

-Once. In Africa.
-[milk squirting]

Magnificent beast.

-Was she wild?
-Wild?

She was absolutely furious.

You sure can be silly, Willy.

I suppose that's true-dle, Noodle.

True-dle?

That doesn't work, does it?

Nothing rhymes with Noodle.

Where'd you get that name, anyway?

Doesn't matter.

No, go on.

This.

It's all I have of my real parents. See?

"N" for Noodle. Or Nora, or Nina,

or nothing at all.

Can't you trace the owner?

You don't think I've tried?

When I was a Kid,

I always hoped that I'd find my parents.

And they'd live in this beautiful
old building full of books.

My mom, she'd be waiting there
for me at the door,

and I'd run into her arms.

She'd give me this big hug
like she'd never let me go.

[gentle music continues]

But then I realized
it was just a stupid dream.

[tuts]

There's nothing stupid about that.

Isn't there?

I know things
haven't been easy for you, Noodle.

But they're gonna get better.

I'm not gonna let you rot
in that Wash House forever.

You promise?

I can do better than that.

I pinkie promise.

And that's the most solemn vow there is.

[chuckles softly]

Get scratchin'.

We don't have long
until that guard comes to-dle, Noodle.

-To-dle!
-It's not even a word!

Oh.

I'm gonna keep working on it.

[chuckles]

-[singing] For a moment
-[gentle music continues]

Life doesn't seem quite so bad

For a moment

I kinda forgot to be sad

[chuckles]

He turns night to day

But don't get carried away

Never let down your guard

Let them into your heart for a moment

Not for a moment

[Willy] I got it, Noodle!
Listen to this.

Noodle, Noodle, apple strudel

Some people don't

And some people doodle

Snakes, flamingos, bears and poodles

Singing this song
Will improve your moodle

-[laughing]
-Noodle-dee-dee

Noodle-dee-dum

[Noodle] Willy! [chuckles]

-We're having oodles
-[laughing]

And oodles of fun

[both] Thanks, Abigail!

-For a moment
-Noodle, Noodle, apple strudel

My life has turned upside down

Some people don't
And some people doodle

-For a moment
-Snakes, flamingos

-Bears and poodles
-1 can't keep my feet

On the ground

Singing this song
Will improve your moodle

-He's the one good thing
-Noodle-dee-dee

Noodle-dee-dum

-That's ever happened to me
-We're having oodles

And oodles of fun

[instrumental interlude]

Chief,

you know that fella
you wanted a word with?

[gentle music continues]

For a moment

Life doesn't seem quite so bad

And for a moment

- I kinda forgot to be sad
-[music fades out]

-[siren ringing]
-[vehicle approaching]

[Chief] Mr. Wonkal

A word in private, if I may.

Certainly, Officer.

-Be on your way, Affable.
-Are you sure, sir?

Oh, yeah.
This is between me and Mr. Wonka.

You better get outta here, Noodle.

-But Willy--
-Don't worry about me.

I've talked my way out
of tighter spots than this.

I'll meet you back at the cart.

Now, Officer, if this is about Abigail--

I got a message for you, pal.

Whoa! No.

[muffled screaming]

Do not sell chocolate in this town!

-[gasping]
-You got it?

Not really, I'm afraid.

Oh, so you got a mouth
on you, huh, Candy Man?

I said...

-[muffled whimpering]
-Don't sell chocolate!

[gasps]

You hear me that time?

I have water in my ears.

Oh.

Yeah, that... You've...

Okay, that makes sense. Yeah.

Listen, I'm sorry.

I'm all outta whack.

Truth is, I don't wanna be doin' this.

I don't want you to be doing this.

But I still gotta give ya a message.

Sell chocolate in this town again,

you're gonna get more
than a bonk on the head.

I don't have a bonk on the head.

[gasps, sighs]

What is with me today? I...

Can you give me just a second?

Sure.

[Mrs. Scrubitt laughing flirtily]

[Mrs. Scrubitt] Lord Bleachowitz.

Mrs. Scrubitt.

Your eyes are like two rabbit droppings
in a couple of bowls of custard.

Oh! [chuckles]

You really do have a way
with words. [laughing]

[Willy grunts] See you downstairs.

Geronimo!

Ah, Mr. Wonka.

-Good of you to join us.
-[sighs]

-[pants] Not late, am I?
-Well, no.

Cutting it a bit fine, but--

-Has Tiddles been pulling his weight?
-[Tiddles barks]

As a matter of fact,
Tiddles has been a very good boy,

-and productivity is up 30%.
-[barks]

We took the afternoon off.

[Abacus] But that's not the point.

This is the point.

-Not now, Larry.
-Sorry.

[Abacus] The point is...

Where have you been?

And why do you smell of giraffe?

-Guess I owe you guys an explanation.
-[Lottie] Mmm.

The truth is, I'm a chocolate maker.

Not just any chocolate.
The best in the world.

Ah, well, Noodle's flattering me,
but she's right. They're exquisite.

Plan is to sell chocolate
and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt.

At least that was the plan, until--

Oh, let me guess.

You had a little run-in
with the Chief of Police?

How do you know that?

Because I was Slugworth's accountant.
For a week, at least.

His regular bookkeeper was off sick.

Station, please.

[Abacus] And I was called halfway
across the country to take his place.

Good evening, Mr. Slugworth.

I just need your signature on...

Seemed a straightforward job.

Oh.

Until I realized
there were two sets of books.

One for the authorities,

and one which told the truth.

Slugworth, Fickelgruber and Prodnose
have been in cahoots for years.

A sort of chocolate cartel, if you will.

They've been watering down
their chocolate

and storing the excess in a secret vault
deep beneath the cathedral,

guarded round the clock
by a corrupt cleric

and 500 chocoholic monks.

The only way in is down
a secret elevator,

and past the Mistress of the Keys.

[elevator dings]

-A subterranean sentinel...
-[grunting]

...who hasn't seen sunlight in years.

[Mistress of the Keys] Good evening.

[Abacus] There's thousands
of gallons of chocolate down there,

and the Cartel use it
to bribe, blackmail

and bludgeon the competition.

[Slugworth] I do not care that
they were school children,

-they were in our way.
-[gasps]

Next time, put your foot down.

Miss Bon-Bon?

[Miss Bon-Bon]
Good morning, Mr. Slugworth.

From now on, I'll be keeping
the ledger in the vault.

[Miss Bon-Bon] Very good, sir.

Oh, and Mr. Crunch?

Yes?

You're fired.

Very good, sir.

[Abacus] I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka,

but they've got you
right where they want you.

You can't get a shop
without selling chocolate,

and you can't sell chocolate
without a shop.

-[dog barking]
-[wind whistling]

[Willy, softly] Hey, Noodle!

Noodle! Psst!

[switch clicks]

[Noodle] What is it, Willy?

Watch out.

Whoa!

What's this for?

Your wages. A lifetime supply, remember?

-You didn't have to do that.
-Of course I did.

I gave you my word.

Well, thanks.

-I've got something for you too.
-For me?

What's this?

-Glass half full?
-Other way up.

[Willy] Glass half empty.

It's an "A." Your first letter.

-I'm teaching you to read.
-Oh, Noodle.

Well, I can't have
my business partner eaten by a tiger.

Or nearly eaten.

So we're still partners?

Sure, but I don't know
how we're gonna sell any chocolate.

Every time the police show up,
you'd have to vanish into thin air.

Like a magician.

[gasps] Right!

Yeah, but it's one thing
when you're onstage.

You have ropes and pulleys
and trapdoors.

There's none of those on the street.

[Piper] As a matter of fact, there are.

There are trapdoors all over the city.

They're called storm drains.

I'd be happy to show you around
if you cut me in on the action.

[switch clicks]

If you're recruiting,
I'd do anything to get out of here

and make up with my wife.

I don't have
any practical skills, but...

[gurgling] I can talk
like I'm underwater.

And if you need someone
to handle communications,

I'm your woman.

Lottie?

What? Why you all staring at me?

I did not know she could speak.

I thought you were a mime.

No, I actually used to work
at the telephone exchange.

But back then,
I was quite the chatterbox. [chuckles]

But since I came here,

- I haven't had much to chat about.
-[switch clicks]

[Abacus] Far be it from me
to pour cold water on all your fun,

but if Mrs. Scrubitt
catches you trying to escape,

you'll all get six months in the coop.

So just think about that

before getting involved
in this harebrained scheme.

But it's not harebrained, Abacus.

Willy's chocolates
are incredible. Try one.

[Abacus] That's very
kind of you, Noodle.

I don't care how good
his chocolates are.

When do we start?

[bell dinging melodically]

[pleasant music playing]

[man] I guess what I'm trying to say,
Barbara, is, um, will you marry me?

Oh... [sighs] I dunno, Colin.

You're a lovely man,
but I'm looking for someone

to sweep me off my feet. You know,
whisk me off to a life of adventure.

Could that be you?

-No.
-Oh.

Not with my chronic
lack of self-confidence.

-Uh, I best be off.
-Oh, but Colin--

Sorry to have wasted your time, Barbara.

Uh, taxi!

[sighs heavily]

[suspenseful music playing]

[waiter] Uh, monsieur, can I help you?

Oh, waiter.

Do you have anything for a broken heart?

[singing] So the taxis never stop

The girls think you're a flop

You're wet and cold
You're getting old

Your confidence is shot

It's true.

When people look at you

They seem to look straight through

Or like you're something
Brown they found

Upon the bottom of their shoe

Have you been following me?

But this should lift the gloom
My Giraffe Milk Macaroon

Just take a chance
And you'll be dancing

To a different tune

Goodbye to feeling small
And frightened of it all

Just eat a few of these

And you'll be feeling ten feet tall

[music pauses]

Well there's

-Chocolate
-[cheerful music plays]

And there's chocolate

Only Wonka's makes
Your confidence skyrocke-let

He doesn't even work here.

Put your hand

-Into your pocke-let
-[excited chatter]

Get yourself some Wonka chocolate

Madam, just one kiss

Yes, please!

-You've never had chocolate
-[wolf-whistles]

-Like this
-[whistle blowing]

[crowd] No, we've never
Had chocolate like this

[cheerful music continues]

[grunts]

-Have you tried his new one?
-No

Oh, you've got to have a go

Just pop one in and everything
Becomes a Broadway show

[lights buzz]

The news that makes you gasp

The jokes that make you laugh

All that you say and do all day

Will be choreographed

Lost your hair, can't think where

Feeling fairly bare up there

Don't despair, I come prepared

Behold my Hair Repair Eclair

It's made from ground vanilla
From the markets of Manila

Take heed, eat more than three

And you'll end up like a gorilla

[meows]

Well there's chocolate

And there's chocolate

[meows]

Only Wonka's makes you
Rock around the clock-elet

[tram bell dings]

Put your hand into your pocke-let

-Get yourself
-Oh, put a sock in it

-Make sure they're all frisked
-[passengers gasp]

Have you ever had chocolate like this?

I've never had chocolate like this

[crowd] Put your hands
Into your pocke-let

Get yourself some Wonka chocolate

Put your hands into your pocke-let

Get yourself some Wonka chocolate

Put your hands into your pocke-let

Get yourself some Wonka chocolate

Put your hands into your pocke-let

Get yourself some choc

-Well, there's literate
-[music softens]

And illiterate

Can you tell me what this word is?

Not a bit of it

[sighs]

Well that's a vowel
And that's a consonant

What's that now?
You're talking noose-nence

I should call it quits

But you've never
Sold chocolate like this

[chuckles]

Well there's chocolate

I understand that, yeah.

And there's chocolate

Totally true.

Only Wonka drives a hole
Right through our prof i-lets

[Chief] Yes, but what
I'm trying to tell you is that--

If we don't get on top of this

-We'll go bust
-Choc-apocalypse!

We'll cease to exist

But, fellas...

You've never had chocolate like this

No, we've never had chocolate like this

-Well there's chocolate
-Well there's chocolate

-And there's chocolate
-And there's chocolate

Only mine will find you
Buying wedding frocke-lets

[church bell tolls]

We have just tied the knot

And it's all because
Of Wonka's chocolate

[crowd] Off to a life of bliss

You've never had chocolate like this

No, we've never had

Chocolate like this

Have you ever had chocolate like this?

No, we've never had chocolate

No, we've never had chocolate like this

[both wolf-whistle]

[siren ringing]

[crowd vocalizing final note]

[whistle blowing]

[music ends]

[Chief] All right, where is he?

-Where'd he go?
-[crowd murmuring]

[Chief sighs]

[grunts]

[grunts]

So that's how you're doin' it.

Affable,

I want a man on every
storm drain in the city.

Are you sure, sir?

Shouldn't we be focusing on
all those unsolved murders?

No, no, no, no, this is the priority.

Okay... [grunts]

-[exhales sharply, grunts]
-[bones cracking]

Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna need your help up.

Yep, there we go. [grunts]

Pretty sure I've gained about 150 pounds
in the last two weeks.

-[anchor whizzes]
-[stealthy music playing]

[soft creaking]

[male voice] Ooh!

[grunts]

-[Willy grunts]
-[bed creaking]

[grunts softly]

[music building]

[chuckles]

-[click]
-[gasps]

[screaming]

[grunting]

Gotchal!

What the devil?

Let me out of here.

I demand to be released.

Incredible. It can speak.

Well, of course I can speak.

Now let me out of here,
or I shall shriek.

-Wow.
-Let me out!

Not until I take a good look at you.

-[scoffs]
-Wow.

Good evening.

So you're the funny little man
who's been following me.

"Funny little man"? How dare you.

I will have you know that I am

a perfectly respectable size
for an Oompa Loompa.

[glass clinks]

An Oompa-what-now?

In fact, in Loompaland,
I am regarded as something of a whopper.

-They call me Lofty.
-[chuckles]

So, I will thank you
to stop gawping at me

as though I was something unpleasant
you'd found in your handkerchief.

I find it uncomfortable
and, frankly, rude.

Um... [smacks lips]

-Sorry.
-Now let me out of here.

You have absolutely no right

to go around
embottling innocent strangers.

Innocent?

Hold on, you've been
stealing from me. For years.

Well, you started it.

Me?

You stole our cocoa beans.

What are you talking about?

Do you mean
that you don't even remember?

Remember what?

The day you... [sniffles]

Destroyed my life. [fake sobs]

No, I don't remember that.

Well then, young man.

Allow me to refresh your memory

in the form of a song
so ruinously catchy

that it may never leave your mind.

[plays lilting tune]

Oh, I don't think I wanna hear that.

-Too late.
-[upbeat music playing]

I've started dancing now.

Once we've started,
we can't stop, you see.

[singing] Oompa Loompa doompety-doo

I've got a tragic tale for you

Oompa Loompa doompety-dee

If you are wise, you'll listen to me

[horn toots]

Dear Loompaland
Is both luscious and green

But not conducive to growing the bean

My job was guarding what little we'd got

You came along

And pinched the lot

[Willy] Hey, why didn't you
say something?

[Oompa Loompal]
Well, perhaps I drifted off.

[snoring]

Oompa Loompa doompety-day

When I awoke, they sent me away

I'm disgraced, cast out in the cold

Till I've paid my friends back
A thousandfold

[Willy] A thousandfold?
You gotta be kidding me!

[Oompa Loompa] I repeat...

-A thousandfold
-[music stops]

Hah. Wow.

Um... [smacks lips] Mr. Loompa,

if you really think
that's a reasonable penalty

for taking three beans...

Four beans.

...four beans,

then I'm sure we can come
to some sort of understanding.

But I can't give you my entire supply.

I got people counting on me.

Hmm. [inhales]

Very well. I tell you what.

You let me out of here,

and we can discuss it,
like gentlemen. Hmm?

All right.

Ah, thank you.

Now, would you be so very kind
as to pass me that miniature frying pan?

Hmm. This one?

No, no. The heavier one, please.

All right.

Thank you. Thank you very...

Ooh, I say,
that is quite a beast, isn't it?

Now, come a little closer.

That's it, closer, closer, closer.

-Come on, cozy on up.
-[chuckles] Okay.

-There we are.
-[chuckles] What?

-Ow!
-[upbeat music resumes]

[grunts]

[Willy] Ow!

Oompa Loompas do not negotiate.

-Good day, sir.
-[groans]

But that's my last jar!

I said, good day.

[music stops]

-[thud]
-[Noodle] He came back?

[Willy] Yes, Noodle,
but this time I set a trap.

And he walked right into it.

So, where is he?

[Willy] Ah, well, we had
a fight, you see. He won.

Hit me on the head with a frying pan
and jumped out of the window.

Of course he did. [sighs]

You don't believe me, do you?

Honestly? No.

No!

No.

-No.
-Definitely not.

But, as it so happens,
we don't need to sell chocolate today.

And why is that?

You know that shop?
The one you've been dreaming of?

[keys jingling]

[lock turning]

[soft music playing]

[door creaking]

[Abacus] Now,
I know what you're thinking.

It may need a little work.

[lights buzz]

[Piper] Looks like someone
left the water running

20 years ago
and the ceiling fell through.

And the ceiling above that,
and the ceiling above that.

[Abacus] But that means
we can afford it.

For a week, anyway.

[Lottie] And we'd finally be legitimate.

The police wouldn't have any excuse
to keep bothering us.

[Noodle] So, what do you think, Willy?

Do you like it?

Do I like it?

Noodle, it's just as I always imagined.

No, scratch that,
it's better than I imagined.

I mean, look at this place.

| mean, yeah, it's a wreck,
but... the potential!

-The bones!
-[laughs]

You mark my words,

this is gonna be the best chocolate shop
the world has ever seen.

Whoo!

You won't be scrub-scrubbin'
much longer, Noodle.

-[chuckles]
-We'll all be free.

As free as flamingos!

[Noodle chuckles]

[grunts]

[suspenseful music playing]

[Chief] There's six of them
in total, including the little girl.

She seems to be
the brains of the operation.

They're based out of a laundry
called Scrubitt and Bleacher.

[inhales sharply] Scrubitt's?

[Chief] That's right.

Why, you know it?

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

[Chief] They just rented a shop.
So, legally, I can't touch them.

But illegally, I'm happy to do
whatever you guys want.

You want 'em all
to have a little accident?

In which they die?

Not a problem.

But it's gonna cost you
a lot more chocolate.

It's all right, Chief.

[Chief] And also, I'd, uh,
be grateful for an advance.

'Cause the last boxes
you gave me... [chuckles]

They're gone.

All of them?

I've been eating
these little paper cases

for the... for the past
three days. [chuckles]

You know, you think they're
gonna give you the same hit.

[laughs] They don't.

Oh. [breathing heavily]

[Slugworth] There you go, Chief.

There's plenty more
where that came from.

You stand down for now.

We'll give you a call
when the time is right.

[kisses]

[Slugworth grunts]

-What is it, Arthur?
-The girl.

[Fickelgruber] You don't really think
it could be her, do you?

I do.

You always assured us
she wouldn't be a problem.

He's right. You did assure us.

And she won't be.

Nor will Wonka.

I'll see to it, personally.

[thunder rumbles]

Who is it? What do you want?

[music builds]

[gasps]

Mr. Slugworth. [breathes heavily]

Just a minute, sir.

Good evening.

-Good evening.
-Who is it, Puffy-wu...

-[cup shatters]
-Stone me. It's Mr. Slugworth.

[breath shudders]
To what do we owe the honor?

You have a guest. A Mr. Wonka?

He's been sneaking out to sell chocolate
with the help of your serving girl.

Why, that little brat.

[Slugworth] Well, quite.

I wondered if you might help me
put an end to their... business.

[thunder crashes]

[sighs]

[softly] Here we go, Mamma.

-[magical music playing]
-[people chattering]

[loudly] Ladies and gentlemen,
greetings to you all,

and welcome to Wonka's.

Tremendous things are in store,
both literally and metaphorically.

What?

In there?

Humor me.

[singing] Close your eyes
And count to ten

Make a wish

Now

Open them

Here's a store that's like no other

If it were, I wouldn't bother

-[mid-tempo music tempo plays]
-Chocolate bushes

Chocolate trees

Chocolate flowers and chocolate bees

-[crowd gasps]
-Chocolate memories

That a boy once saved

Before they melted away

A world of your own

A place to escape to

A world of your own

Where you can be free

Wherever you go

Wherever life takes you

This is your home

A world of your own

[excited chatter]

Here is the child
That you left behind

Here is the kid
With the curious mind

Here is the wonder we used to feel

Back when the magic was real

A world of your own

A place to go when you're

Feeling alone

Feeling unsure

Mmm!

Embrace the unknown

Enjoy the adventure

Let's go strolling in the clouds

Grab a handful

It's allowed

Clouds are made of cotton candy

Just keep your umbrella handy

'Cause there's a hard rain gonna fall

Humbugs, gumdrops

And aniseed balls

-[fireworks whistling]
-Fireworks bring

Sugar string to chew

[woman squeals, laughs]

All the colors of the rainbow

And some others too

A world of our own

[female chorus] A world of our own

-A place to escape to
-A place to escape to

-A world of our own
-A world of our own

Where we can be free

That's where we can be free

Wherever you go

Wherever you go

Wherever life takes you

Wherever life takes you

This is our home

A world of our own

[music ends]

[Abacus] So, mushrooms,
pears, assorted flowers.

That comes to 89 sovereigns.

A bargain at twice the price.

Thank you, sir.
And how would you like your change?

Spendable or edible?

Oh, edible, please.

[register dings]

-[Abacus] Enjoy.
-[laughs]

And, uh, don't forget
to eat your basket.

-Oh.
-[man 1] No, no, no.

Hold your place in the queue.

Abacus, that man just
gave us 100 sovereigns.

-I know, Noodle!
-[both chuckle]

Who's next?

-[man 2] That'll be me.
-[woman] Me!

[people arguing]

Uh...

Mr. Wonka?

Yes?

What's going on here?

Oh, my goodness. That's impossible.

Unless...

Yeti sweat?

Yeti sweat?

[Willy] The most powerful
hair potion in the world.

But I didn't put it in there.

Ladies and gentlemen!
Your attention, please!

There appears
to be a manufacturing error.

Nobody eat the flowers!

Uh, why not?

What's wrong with them?

[woman] What's the matter
with this toadstool?

My daughter took one bite,
and just look at her!

There's nothing wrong
with the chocolate milk, is there?

I'm terribly sorry, everyone,

and I don't know
how to explain this, but...

It appears that the chocolates
have been poisoned!

-Poisoned?
-[crowd gasping]

-Poisoned?
-He poisoned my child!

I didn't... I didn't poison them.

-I want my money back.
-[tense music playing]

I want compensation.

I want revenge.

Whoa!

[angry shouting]

No, no! Please!

[woman 1 screams]

This is what you get for
mustach-ing my daughter!

[man] I'll wait for you.

[woman 2] Help!
I have to get away from this place.

[people screaming]

And that, I believe,
is the end of Wonka's Chocolate Shop.

[somber music playing]

I don't understand. What...

What...

What happened?

[Abacus] Isn't it obvious?

The Chocolate Cartel.

[Noodle sighs]

It's okay, Willy. We can rebuild.

We can start again.

There's no point, Noodle.

It didn't work.

What do you mean?

She promised she would be here.

She wasn't.

-You didn't actually think that--
-[Willy] No, I did.

Stupid dream.

[Noodle] Don't say that, Willy.
Please don't ever--

[Abacus] Come on, Noodle.

I think Mr. Wonka needs to be alone.

[Mamma] Every good thing
in this world started with a dream.

So you hold on to yours.

And when you do share
chocolate with the world,

oh, I'll be right there beside ya.

[Slugworth] Terrible shame,
what happened here.

Take it you're responsible?

[Slugworth] Us? Oh, no.
Well, not personally.

We may have encouraged Mrs. Scrubitt
to enhance your creations.

We paid her to poison them.

-Yes, thank you, Gerald.
-You're welcome.

So why have you come? To gloat?

Oh, no, Mr. Wonka,

I don't waste my time
with that sort of thing.

We've come to offer you a deal.

This is the precise amount
you owe Mrs. Scrubitt.

This is for the number cruncher,

the plumber,

the telephonist,

the so-called funny-man,

and this...

is for the girl.

Now, we put in a bit extra for her.

So that she can get a place
to live, clothes, toys...

books.

[melancholy music plays]

Oh, yes, Mr. Wonka.

You could change her life,
change all their lives.

And what would I have to do?

Leave town.

Oh, and, um,

never make chocolate again.

There's a boat sailing at midnight.

And for their sake, as much as your own,
I hope you're on board.

-[melancholy music continues]
-[singing] Sorry, Noodle

I guess I got carried away

Sorry, Noodle

I hope you'll forgive me one day

-Checking out, are we?
-Yeah.

I just wanted it

To feel the way that it did

When I was a kid

Sorry, Noodle

[Slugworth] Ah, Mr. Wonka.

Your ticket. Uh, one-way.

To the North Pole.

It's premium economy.

[Prodnose] Yeah, it's basically economy.

I mean, yeah,
you get a little more legroom.

A complimentary packet of peanuts.

Is it worth the extra?

I don't know.
But these guys... [hesitates]

We don't need to go into details.

Goodbye,

Mr. Wonka.

-[bones crunching]
-[groans softly]

[exhales sharply]

[huffs]

[dispirited music playing]

Thank you.

[flute plays lilting tune]

[Oompa Loompa music plays]

[singing] Oompa Loompa doompety-dee

I'm not in premium economy

I'd go first class if I were you

That's what Oompa Loompas

Doompety-do!

-[music ends]
-[chuckles]

So glad you're here.

Oh, I'm not going to let you
out of my sight, Willy Wonka.

Not till you've paid your debt.

But I bring glad tidings on that score.

What's that?

I've been doing my sums.

One more jar, and we're even.

Or, if you prefer,
I will accept half a jar

of those rather amusing Hoverchocs.

-[ice rattling]
-You're outta luck.

I don't make chocolate anymore.

Oh, dear, please don't tell me

you're going to go through
with this ridiculous deal.

I have to. For Noodle.

I promised her a better life.

I pinkie promised.

You should stand up to those bullies.

Give 'em the old one-two.

That's what an Oompa Loompa would do.

[exhales]

But if you are determined

to just sit there
feeling sorry for yourself,

I am going flat.

Good night, sir.

[chair whirring]

Huh.

[chair whirring]

[inhales] What is it?

No, nothing.

Well, it's obviously something
because you said, "Huh."

I'm sorry. Forget it.

-Very well.
-[chair whirring]

Huh.

-Oh, you did it again.
-[chair whirring]

Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you
quite viciously with a cocktail stick.

Look. Where Slugworth shook my hand.

His ring left a mark. See?

It's an "A," surrounded by "S"s.

So what? His name is Arthur Slugworth.

It's probably a family ring.

Yes, but Noodle has one just like it.

-Noodle?
-Uh-huh.

Why would Noodle the orphan
have a Slugworth family ring?

There's only one reason I can think of.

Which is?

And if I'm correct,
Noodle could be in grave danger.

Well, come on, Wonka. Spit it out.
Produce your owl pellet of wisdom.

There's no time. I gotta get back.

-Captain!
-Wonka?

Come back here.

Wonka! I demand an explanation.

Captain?

On second thoughts,
the explanation can wait.

Good day to you.

[water splashes]

[Chief] Well, gentlemen,
one dead chocolatier, as requested.

Miss Bon-Bon?

[Miss Bon-Bon] Yes, Mr. Slugworth?

Give the chief his chocolate.

[Mrs. Scrubitt] My, my.

What a lot o' long faces this morning.

It's almost as though you lot
had a sneaky little scheme

to try and wriggle out
of your contracts.

-Which spectacularly misfired.
-[Bleacher grunts, chuckles]

But I've got some good news
for you lot, not that you deserve it.

Your friend, Mr. Wonka,
done a deal with Mr. Slugworth.

What?

Gave up on his dream
to settle your accounts.

-Mr. Crunch.
-Present.

You're free to go.

Scram, bookworm.

-Bell.
-Hello.

[Mrs. Scrubitt] Sling yer hook.

Benz.

You ain't gotta tell me twice.
[chuckles]

[Mrs. Scrubitt] Chuckles worth.

You've been
a terrible audience. Good night!

Yeah, well, you ain't been
much of a comedian, mate.

-[Larry] I know.
-Hey, Larry.

Keep going. You've got something.

You scare me.

[Mrs. Scrubitt] And finally, Noodle.

Biggest pile o' the lot.

But this isn't to pay your bill.

This is to keep you here.

-[door shuts]
-What do you mean?

[door locks]

[Mrs. Scrubitt]
My friend, Mr. Slugworth,

doesn't think
nasty little urchins like you

should be out on the streets,
lowering the tone.

So, he gave me this money

to keep you down
in the Wash House for good.

And I'm only too happy to oblige.

- I hate you!
-Hey!

-Hey, hey, hey.
-[Mrs. Scrubitt laughs]

Look at her go, Lord Bleachowitz.

-[both laugh]
-Lord Bleachowitz?

You don't still think
he's a lord, do you?

What?

We made it up, you stupid old hag.

[Bleacher] She's... She's lying.

Right, that's it,
you horrible little brat.

You're goin' in the coop, my girl.

And you! Take them dungarees off,
you... you peasant. [sobs]

But Puffy-wuffy.

I wuv you.

[Noodle gasps]

-[lock clicks]
-[breathing heavily]

[melancholy music playing]

[wings fluttering]

[cooing]

[thud]

[suspenseful music plays]

[footsteps approaching]

Hello, Noodle.

[gasps] Willy. I thought you'd gone.

I did.

Slugworth promised you a better life,

but he didn't exactly
keep his side of the bargain.

So I came back. We all did.

-[Piper] Hey, Noodle.
-[Abacus] How do?

-[Lottie] Hey.
-[Larry gurgling] Surprise!

[Noodle] He wants me locked up forever.

Yeah, well, that figures.

Why? What's he got against me?

I don't know, Noodle. Not for sure.

All I know for certain

is that you won't be safe
until Slugworth is behind bars.

[footsteps approaching]

And how, exactly,
is that supposed to happen?

Abacus. You said the Cartel keep
a record of all their dirty deeds.

In the green ledger, yes.

[Willy] So if we can get hold o' that,

we can prove that
they poisoned our chocolate.

Scrubitt and Bleacher would
go to jail, and we'll all be free.

Uh, yes, but may I remind you,
they keep that ledger in a vault.

Guarded by a corrupt cleric.

And 500 chocoholic monks.

-[group] Mmm-hmm.
-That's all true.

But I went for a long,
cold swim this morning.

Cold water is very good for the brain,
stimulates the neural pathways.

And after just four miles,
it came to me.

How an ingenious orphan,

an accountant, a plumber,

a telephone exchange operator,

and a man who can speak underwater,

could combine those talents
and pull off the heist of the century.

But even if we do get
our hands on that ledger,

the Cartel will simply bribe
their way out of trouble.

-It's what they do.
-[sighs]

[Noodle] The greedy
beat the needy, Willy.

It's just the way of the world.

[Willy] You're right, Noodle.

I guess that's why
there's one other thing to do.

-What's that?
-[softly] Change the world.

[Piper] Whoa!

[chuckles]

Where do we start?

-[upbeat music playing]
-[bell tolling]

[knocks rhythmically]

[in English accent] 'Souse me, sir.

Could you spare a piece
of chocolate for a starvin' orphan?

I'm sorry, my child.
I don't have any on me.

[Noodle] Oh.

[whispers] Then have some acacia mints.

Yes!

[door creaking]

[Basil] "To Basil Bond,
employee of the week."

[munches] Oh, that's lovely...

[groans drowsily]

-[snoring]
-[upbeat music continues]

Everything all right back there?

Everything's fine. Isn't it, Abigail?

[snorts]

Tell her she might want to duck.

[Willy] Tell her she might wanna what?

[Abacus] Duck!

[snorts]

[Father] Good morning, brethren.

[monks chant] Good morning, Father.

[Father] Now, as you all know,

it's Baron von Schmeichelhammer's
funeral today.

-And his widow's a bit of a pious type.
-[monks] Ugh!

So, I don't want to see anyone
eating chocolate during the service.

[monks chant] Yes, Father.

We all know that one day,
we shall be judged for our sins,

but it's not going to be today.

[monks chant] Amen.

[bell tolls]

-[suspenseful music plays]
-[animal snorting]

[continues snorting]

There, there.

Nice giraffe.

Run! Everybody out!

[monks singing] Giraffe

[Father] Save yourselves!

[monks] Giraffe, it's a giraffe

Judgment has come!

[monks] Giraffe's a giraffe

[monk 1] Run off! Quickly!

In a most unexpected form.

[monks] Got a giraffe
You're having a laugh

Run away!

I know it's a giraffe, giraffe, giraffe

What have I done to deserve this?

You know what you've done, Julius.

You've sold your soul
for 30 pieces of chocolate.

-[phones ringing]
-[indistinct chatter]

Hello, operator.
How may I direct your call?

[Father Julius] I need the Zoo.
It's an emergency.

Putting you through
to the Escaped Animal Department now.

[ringing]

Hello, Zoo.

[all mimicking animals' cries]

Quiet down, you animals.

[gurgling] You too, octopus.

[Father Julius] There's a giraffe.

What? Oh, yeah, I think
we did lose a giraffe.

-[mimicries continue]
-Well, could you come and get it?

Okay, jeez. I'll send the guys around.

[music stops]

-[sighs]
-[unsettling music plays]

[sniffing]

[yelps]

Oh, forgive me!

I'm a sinner!

A weak and wicked chocoholic!

[rousing music playing]

-[music stops]
-[birds cawing]

[organ music plays]

Good morning, everyone.

-Welcome to St. Benedict's.
-[sighs]

Baroness, I'm so sorry for your loss.

We're just having
a few technical difficulties, um,

So you might want to pop
the late baron down for a minute.

[tires screech]

Ah, the cavalry.

Are you the cleric
who called about a giraffe?

[rousing music playing]

All clear.

[elevator dings]

[wheels squeak]

[suspenseful music plays]

Huh. "Thanks for all your hard work.

Father Julius and the Chocolate Cartel."

Oh, that's nice.

Mmm.

-[Abacus] Here we are, Father.
-[indistinct chatter]

-One giraffe.
-[all applauding]

-[Father Julius] Marvelous.
-[Abacus] Thank you, thank you.

Stand back, please. Stand back.

[singing] Have I got a sweet tooth?
Pow! I do

-[scatting]
-[jazzy dance music plays]

[whispering] Wow.

[Mistress of the Keys]
Have I got a sweet tooth...

[whispering] She can really move.

I could've been happy,
but I threw a pearl away.

I'll give him a call. No, I can't.

I will give him a call, actually.

-[telephone rings]
-[yelps]

Hello?

Basil? It's Gwennie.

You were right.

What are the chances?

Those days in chemistry class
were the happiest of my life.

-[Gwennie sobs]
-[groans]

[stealthy music playing]

[grunts]

[music building]

Cool.

[flamingos honking]

[car horn honking]

Sorry about this, sir.

The seafood truck spilled its load.

There's so many blasted
flamingos about these days.

Well, hurry it along now, will you?

[man on radio] The town square
was closed this morning

after a bizarre incident
at the city cathedral,

delaying the funeral
of noted philanthropist

Baron von Schmeichelhammer.

[Father Julius] In no mine Patris,

et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

Amen.

[telephone ringing]

Sorry, I'd best get that. [chuckles]

[growls quietly]

-Hello, Pulpit.
-[Slugworth] Father.

Everything all right there?

[Father Julius] Oh, yes, Mr. Slugworth.

All tickety-boo.

At least it is now.

-[Father Julius chuckles]
-What do you mean by that?

Oh, we had a giraffe in here earlier.

Had to clear the whole place
for about 20 minutes,

but everything's back to normal.

Hello?

Damn the flamingos, Donovan! Floor it!

Yes, sir!

[flamingos honking]

Idiot!

[breathing heavily]

-Anything?
-Nothing.

Well, keep looking.

[Noodle] It's not in here, Willy.

[Willy] But Abacus said
that it was here.

[Noodle] Abacus has been
in the Wash House

for the past four years.

Maybe all the scrubbing
has gone to his head.

'Cause all that's down here
is just a bunch of stupid old chocolate.

-[gasps]
-[suspenseful music playing]

[gasps]

Willy, look!

We did it, Noodle.

-We got 'em.
-[Noodle chuckles]

-[gunshot]
-[music stops]

[Slugworth] Naughty, naughty, Mr. Wonka.

You've caused us quite a bit of trouble.

You and your urchin.

Yeah, but she's not just an urchin,
is she, Mr. Slugworth?

[gasps]

You're family.

[Noodle] What?

What are you talking about, Willy?

You know that ring, Noodle?

The one your parents gave you?

Mr. Slugworth has one just like it.

Don't you, Mr. Slugworth?

As a matter of fact, I do.

That belonged to my brother. Zebedee.

Was he my father?

A hopeless romantic is what he was.

Fell in love with
a common little bookworm,

died before they could marry.

Leaving me sole heir
to the family fortune.

Or so I thought.

But nine months later,
your mother turned up on my doorstep,

begging me to get a doctor
for her sick little newborn.

I said I would help.

[Noodle] But you didn't. Did you?

[Slugworth] Oh, no.

[Noodle] Instead, you put me
down a laundry chute.

[Slugworth] Bye-bye, baby.

[Noodle] Mrs. Scrubitt found me.

She saw the ring.

Thought it was an "N, "
and called me Noodle.

But it wasn't.

It was "Z." For Zebedee.

[Slugworth] Well, quite.

When your mother returned,
I told her you had died.

[sobbing] Oh, no!

[Slugworth]
She was heartbroken, of course.

But, uh, I gave her
a handful of sovereigns

and had her escorted from my property.

What was her name?

Eh?

My mom. What was her name?

Ooh.

Let me see. Um...

No, I don't think I could remember that.

[chuckling] Sorry.
But you have to understand,

she was very poor.

-[gags]
-Sorry, Felix.

[Willy] Her name was Dorothy.

Dorothy Smith. It says so right here.

Dorothy? [chuckles]

[Willy] Well, what do you know?

I guess you did teach me
to read after all.

[chuckles]

[Slugworth]
Well, this is all very touching,

but back to business.

We'll take that, thank you.

How much chocolate
do you have at your factory,

Mr. Fickelgruber?

Oh, about 80,000 gallons.

-Prodnose?
-[mumbles]

[Prodnose] Seventy-five?

[Slugworth] And I've got 150.

That should be enough.

For what?

Death by chocolate.

[tense music playing]

[lights buzz]

[liquid bubbles]

On you go.

Uh, gentlemen.

Considering the situation,

I wondered if you'd do
a good deed on my behalf.

A what?

"A good deed."

It's a sort of pointless act
of selflessness...

Yes, of course, Mr. Wonka.
What would you like us to do?

I was wondering
if you could give this to someone.

Only if you happen to see him.

And who is it?

-A little orange man.
-Eh?

A little orange man.

About eight inches high,
with orange skin and bright green hair.

I owe him a jar of chocolates,
you see. And, well,

I think these might be
the best I ever made.

Well, in that case,
I'll make sure he gets them personally.

Farewell, Mr. Wonka.

Urchin.

[whirring]

-[heavy thudding]
-[gasps] Willy...

[handles squeaking]

[chocolate gurgling]

[tense music continues]

What are we gonna do, Willy?

I don't know, Noodle.
I'll think of something.

[elevator dings]

Best chocolate he ever made, eh?

[Prodnose chuckling excitedly]

-Whoo-hoo.
-Oh!

[chocolate bubbling]

I got it!

What is it? Did you think of something?

Yes, I did.

If we're gonna drown
in chocolate, Noodle,

and let's face it,
we're gonna drown in chocolate,

then it's gonna be Wonka chocolate.

We're not gonna drown, Willy.
Look, there's a light.

We'll let the chocolate lift us up,

we'll bang on the glass,

and pray somebody hears us.

That's a much better idea.

[elevator dings]

Ah, gentlemen.

It was a bit
of a close shave this morning,

and I was wondering if perhaps
we could rethink our arrangement. Or...

Or... just leave things as they are.

[Slugworth] Father.

Well, Wonka might be
as nutty as a fruitcake,

but he sure knew how to make chocolate.

-[Father Julius] Mmm.
-But do you think

we should have saved some
for the Little Orange Man?

Tell me you're joking.

Uh, yes. Yes, I am. Sorry, why am I?

[Slugworth] Because
there's no such thing

as a little orange man, ya nincompoop.

[tense music continues]

[Willy grunting]

-[Willy] Help!
-[Noodle] Help!

[Willy] Somebody help, please!

-Please help!
-Help!

Look. Look, somebody's coming. Look.

Willy, we're saved!

[Noodle panting]

-I'm sorry, Noodle.
-Don't be.

You found my family.

A mom who loved me.

That's all I ever wanted.

Deep breath now.

[both inhale deeply]

[melancholy music playing]

[Father Julius] Mmm! Exquisite.

You mustn't let yourself
get so worked up.

It's just a bit of chocolate.

-[door opens]
-[Oompa Loompa] Correction.

It was actually my chocolate.

[Oompa Loompa music playing]

[elevator dings]

You have made
a very grave error, gentlemen.

You steal from an Oompa Loompa,

we take back a thousandfold.

-[chocolate draining]
-[both gasping for air]

What's going on, Willy?

It's draining, Noodle.

We've been saved!

-By who?
-I don't know.

By the Little Orange Man! [chuckles]

-Look.
-Wh...

The Little Orange Man!

[screaming] Thank you,
Little Orange Man! Thank you!

-[Willy cheering]
-[Noodle squealing]

-[both cheering]
-[uplifting music playing]

[siren ringing]

[brakes screech]

Gentlemen. Thank goodness
you're okay. I came as fast as I could.

[Chief grunting]

Whew! Car shrunk.

I'm sure it did.

And you've nothing
to worry about, Chief.

All under control.

A couple of thieves broke in,
but I'm afraid

they met with a little... accident.

In which they died.

[Prodnose chuckling]

[chuckling] That's actually
rather good, Gerald.

[Willy] I wouldn't be
SO sure about that.

Officer, would you kindly
take a look at this?

Wonkal!

It details every single illegal payment
these men have ever made.

Thousands of them.

[scoffs] Affable,
don't listen to her. She's lyin'.

Well, of course she is.
[chuckles nervously]

She's not, sir. She's absolutely right.

It's incredible.

Oh. Well.

Then that sounds like a case
for the Chief of Police. [chuckles]

So you give it to me,
Affable, I'll, uh...

I'll take it off your hands.

You know, save you the paperwork.

I can't do that, I'm afraid, sir.

[chuckles] Why's that?

Because your name is written down here.

Huh?

-A lot.
-Gentlemen...

-[Affable] You're under arrest.
-Run.

[Chief] We puttin' handcuffs on, here?

-[gasps]
-That's okay, Noodle.

Give it one second.

[Cartel exclaiming]

[Prodnose] What's happening?

Why are we airborne?

You didn't eat any of those chocolates,

-did you, Mr. Slugworth?
-Why?

[Willy] Because they're Hoverchocs.

Delayed action, but extra strong.

[Slugworth] You think
you're very clever, don't you, Wonka?

Well, there's a billion
sovereigns of chocolate

beneath our feet.

We'll get the best lawyers,

bribe the judge,
rig the jury if we have to.

We'll be fine.

I wish I'd thought of that.

[ding]

Hey, Noodle!

[metal banging]

[handles squeaking]

-[ground rumbling]
-[crowd exclaiming]

[all yell]

[Prodnose] What is that?

[Slugworth crying] It's our chocolate!

[Fickelgruber] All our chocolate!

[Prodnose] We're ruined!

Hey, don't worry, gentlemen.
You'll come down eventually.

Probably. I think.

But until then,

ladies and gentlemen,

-Willy Wonka and friends...
-[laughing]

...Invite you to enjoy our chocolate.

-[woman] Yay! Magic Wonkal
-[Basil chuckling]

Gwennie?

Basil! [chuckles]

[Willy] What did I say, Abacus,
I told you we could fix it all.

[triumphant music playing]

[music ends]

[indistinct chatter]

[gentle music playing]

Your cup.

Thank you.

-There you are.
-[Lottie] There you go.

-Careful, not too much.
-[chuckles]

Okay.

[inhales deeply]

[gentle music continues]

[kisses, blows]

[chuckles softly]

[kisses, blows]

[chuckling]

[gasps]

[both chuckle]

-[Noodle] Mmm. [chuckles]
-Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

-[Abacus] Mmm.
-[Piper] Thank you.

-Mmm. [chuckles]
-[Willy] Oh.

Huh.

[Noodle] So... how does it feel, Willy?

Is it as good as you remember?

Every little bit.

[chuckles]

I wish it could last forever.

[chuckles]

-[pigeon cooing]
-[clock strikes]

I guess it's time.

Time for what?

Do you know how many people
in this city are named D. Smith?

One hundred and six.

And luckily, you have a friend
who works at the telephone exchange,

and she spent
the entire afternoon ringing around.

And guess what?

We found her.

You found my mom?

[Abacus] She works in the library.

That's where she lives.

[Willy] Come on, Noodle.

[clock chimes]

[soft music playing]

[singing] Come with me

And you'll be

In a world

Of pure imagination

Reach out, touch

What was once

Just in your imagination

Don't be shy

It's all right

If you feel a little trepidation

Sometimes these things don't

Need explanation

If you want to view paradise

Simply look at them and view it

Somebody to hold on to

It's all we really need

[Dorothy chuckles]

Nothing else to it

-Mom.
-[chuckles, sniffles]

So goes a good deed in a weary world.

I was wondering if I'd see you again.

I'm not going anywhere, Willy Wonka,
not until you've paid your debt.

Now, I know you tried.

Loompa law is very clear
on this subject.

Until such time

as the chocolate is
physically in my hand...

Oh. Thank you.

Thank you. For saving my life.

[inhales]

Well, I suppose
that concludes our business.

I will now return
to my beloved Loompaland.

Where the cocoa beans grow in
disappointingly small numbers,

and my friends look down on me.

What? I thought they called you Lofty.

The truth is that I am
a quarter-inch below average.

They call me Shorty-pants.

-[chuckles]
-But there it is.

Good day to you, sir.

Uh, it's a shame you have to go.

I said, good day.

If I'm gonna share
my chocolate with the world,

I'm gonna need more than a shop.

I'm sure you will.

I'm gonna need a factory.

[chuckles] Yeah, well,
good luck with that.

And someone to head up
the tasting department.

The tasting department?

-[bright music playing]
-[singing] Come with me

All right.

And you'll be

Where?

[Willy] In a world of pure imagination

[Oompa Loompa] It's a ruined castle.

[Willy] Take a look

And you'll see

Into your imagination

Frankly, I rather doubt it.

[chuckles] We'll begin with a spin

Traveling in the world of my creation

What we'll see

Will defy explanation

Well, that does defy explanation.

If you want to view paradise

Simply look around and view it

Anything, you want to do it?

Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it

Not bad.

There is no life I know

To compare with pure imagination

Living there, you'll be free

If you truly

Wish to be

[music ends]

[flute plays lilting tune]

[Oompa Loompa music playing]

[singing] Oompa Loompa doompety-do

I've got a little bonus for you

Sit back down and stay in your seat

For a last Oompa Loompa-ish treat

Abacus Crunch returned to his home

Benz to her friends

Lottie Bell to her phones

Brave Larry made a triumphant comeback

One day his ex-wife

Saw the act

Laughed a lot and took him back

Oompa Loompa doompety-day

But what of Mrs. Scrubitt
And Bleacher, you say?

Give me just a moment or two

And I'll Oompa Loompa
Show it to you

Oh. What is wrong with this thing?

Infernal machine. [grunts]

I'll show it to you

-[music ends]
-There, much better.

[Mrs. Scrubitt]
Shoes, facelift, nose job, Ibiza,

big old house in the country, lingerie.

It's the Cartel. They've gone down.

-We ain't done nothin'.
-[door closes]

Oh, except poison all them chocolates.

-[knock at door]
-[Affable] Police. Open up.

Quick! Drink the evidence.

[knock at door]

Oh, just a second, Officer.

-[knock at door]
-[Affable] Police.

[Mrs. Scrubitt]
I'm on the toilet, Officer.

Open up.

-One wipe, and I'm done.
-[knock at door]

Oh, there's more coming,
hang on a minute.

Right.

Wow.

[pants] How can
we help you, Officer? [snorts]

You two are comin' with me.

But we ain't done nothin'.

You're going away for a very long time.

[sobs] One last kiss, my lord?

-Oh, Puffy-wuffy.
-[sobs]

[both moaning]

[both grunt]

[Mrs. Scrubitt sobs loudly]

[magical music plays]

[Willy singing] Close your eyes

And count to ten

Make a wish

-Now
-[snaps fingers]

Open them

Here's a store that's like no other

If it were, I wouldn't bother

-[mid-tempo music tempo plays]
-Chocolate bushes

Chocolate trees

Chocolate flowers and chocolate bees

Chocolate memories

That a boy once saved

Before they melted away

A world of your own

A place to escape to

A world of your own

Where you can be free

Wherever you go

Wherever life takes you

This is your home

A world of your own

Here is the child that you left behind

Here is the kid with the curious mind

Here is the wonder we used to feel

Back when the magic was real

A world of your own

A place to go when you're

Feeling alone

Feeling unsure

Embrace the unknown

Enjoy the adventure

Let's go strolling in the clouds

Grab a handful, it's allowed

Clouds are made of cotton candy

Just keep your umbrella handy

'Cause there's a hard rain gonna fall

Humbugs, gumdrops and aniseed balls

Fireworks bring

Sugar string to chew

All the colors of the rainbow

And some others too

-A world of our own
-A world of our own

-A place to escape to
-A place to escape to

-A world of our own
-A world of our own

-Where we can be free
-That's where we can be free

-Wherever you go
-Wherever you go

-Wherever life takes you
-Wherever life takes you

This is our home

A world of our own