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[upbeat music]
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♪♪♪
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Good evening and welcome
to "Totally Funny Animals."
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I'm your host, Andy Woodhull
and this is the show
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all the cool dogs
have been barking about.
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It is amazing
with all the things
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our phones can do these days
that 90% of the time
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the thing I use it for is to
take selfies with animals.
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[audience laughter]
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I also use it as a flashlight,
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but mostly I'm taking selfies
with my golden retriever.
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I swear, she doesn't take
a bad photo
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and she'll bark if I try to take
the picture from a low angle.
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[audience laughter]
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The struggles of trying
to take a selfie with my cat.
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Hey, wanna take a selfie.
Look at the camera.
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Look. Look at the camera.
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ANDY: I said one photo.
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[boy chuckling]
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But Inky doesn't want a selfie.
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[audience laughter]
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This should get her,
like, 1000 likes.
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Make that a million.
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[audience laughter]
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Tina was cool posing with
the woman, but not the dude.
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[audience laughter]
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Oh!
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ANDY: Ask first.
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Can we take a selfie?
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Cat. Take a selfie.
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ANDY: I said no kissy face.
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Check it out.
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ANDY: Now, one with hat off.
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[audience laughter]
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Sometimes, they're too eager.
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Don't eat my face.
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No, don't-- You're not supposed
to eat me, you're suppose--
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You-- Ow, no, my earring!
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Oh, earring, my earring!
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Don't eat my earring!
No, no, no!
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[audience applause]
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Ever walk in on your pet
and ponder exactly how
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they got themselves into
a particular situation?
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Like how did my dog end up
wearing my superhero pajamas?
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[audience laughter]
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And why do they fit so well?
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[audience laughter]
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Well, tonight, we're counting
down the top ten times
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you wondered how they
got their head stuck in there.
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Let's start wondering
together with number 10.
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Pookie liked to lick
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the very bottom of the barrel
the fish came in
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to make sure he enjoyed
all of its scaly goodness.
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Uh oh!
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Sometimes, it was
a bit of a snug fit
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and it echoed in there.
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[echoing] A little help here?
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[audience laughter and applause]
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My favorite high school home
room inspirational poster
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had to be that cat dangling
from the end of the rope
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with the caption,
"Hang in there, baby."
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[audience laughter]
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I often wonder
what happened to that cat.
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Probably she fell, but I really
want to believe she made it.
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[audience laughter]
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Here are some other animals
to take inspiration from.
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WOMAN: Come on, baby.
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ANDY: Oliver wasn't
one of those cats
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that would get stuck in a tree.
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WOMAN: Come on, baby
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ANDY: And then suffer
the humiliation
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of having a fire truck arrive
to get him down.
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WOMAN: You got this.
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ANDY: No, siree, Bob.
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WOMAN: You've got
three more stories.
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ANDY: Oliver believed that
if you were cat enough
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to climb the tallest tree
in the yard...
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Then by gum, you ought
to be cat enough
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to climb back down it.
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WOMAN: Oh my gosh.
How did you get up there?
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ANDY: I swear, they need
to put my litter box
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in a more convenient location.
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WOMAN: Oliver, keep going,
you got it.
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ANDY: This is ridiculous.
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WOMAN: Oh, Bobo. There you go.
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ANDY: When something seems
out of reach,
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you should still try because
you just might get it.
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You probably won't,
but you should still try.
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I can make it! I can make it!
Look!
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Mama deer believed in letting
her children try and fail
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in order to learn life lessons.
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Wee!
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The biggest of which is knowing
when it's time to give up
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and find another way.
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You know what, I'll go around.
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You'll never make it through,
they said.
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You're just too big, they said.
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You shouldn't even try,
they said.
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Eh, they say a lot of stuff.
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[audience laughter]
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Don't change who you are to fit
in with the rest of the crowd.
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Be true to who you are.
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March to your own drummer.
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Being unique is what makes you
you, and we like that.
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[audience applause]
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We are counting down
the top 10 times
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you wondered how they
got their head stuck in there
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and we're at number nine.
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WOMAN: Well, well, well.
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It looks like somebody
got into my basket of eggs.
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ANDY: And they were delicious.
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WOMAN: Charlotte.
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What did you do?
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ANDY: Hey, anybody got
a basket of hash browns?
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WOMAN: You got caught,
you bad girl.
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And all the eggs are gone.
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[audience applause]
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I'm not sure most animals
get the concept
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of a backyard pool.
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For us, it's pure recreation
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For animals, I think they see it
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as a giant water bowl
you can swim in.
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[audience laughter]
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My dog looks at me like,
"Dude, get out of my bowl.
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"I wanna drink that water."
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Still, we all love
hanging out by the pool.
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MAN: Oh, get it.
Come on, hold that breath.
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[audience laughter]
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WOMAN: We need to get
this dog in the water.
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WOMAN 2:
Swim, [indistinct] swim!
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[audience laughter]
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[woman screaming]
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WOMAN 3: Oh, she pushed her in.
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[audience laughter]
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[crowd awing]
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WOMAN 4: Make a splash
like you did.
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[woman screaming]
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No, no, no, no, no!
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[audience laughter and applause]
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ANDY: And the countdown
continues with number eight.
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[audience laughter]
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WOMAN 5: Max! What did you do?
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ANDY: Max loved putting
the hamster ball on his head
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and pretending
he's an astronaut.
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The hamster, however,
felt differently.
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[audience laughter]
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[audience applause]
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Don't even think about
going anywhere.
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Okay, you can think about it,
but don't act on it
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because there's more totally
funny animals coming up.
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[audience applause]
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[upbeat music]
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[audience laughter]
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WOMAN: Hi, gal.
Are you gonna go down the slide?
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Oh, my God!
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Set, go.
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Ah!
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[audience laughter]
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♪♪♪
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[audience laughter and applause]
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Today, we've been counting
down the top ten times
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you wondered how they
got their heads stuck in there.
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Let's take a look at
lucky number seven.
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Billy looks distressed.
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[goat screaming]
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[audience laughter and applause]
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Things move pretty fast
on this show.
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One second, you're watching
an adorable puppy,
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and then suddenly, an elderly
goat is shrieking at you.
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[audience laughter]
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It's important to take
some time to slow your roll.
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♪♪♪
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How many licks does it take
to get to the center?
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One?
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Two?
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Three?
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Okay, we don't have all day.
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Incoming!
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Okay, great.
Now, how do I open this thing?
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Coming in for a landing.
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Bill lived by two simple rules.
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Always find the coolest spot...
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and never overstay your welcome.
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♪♪♪
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Keep your eyes on the ball.
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♪♪♪
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You've got to pay
the bread toll.
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You may pass.
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[audience laughter and applause]
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I know hygiene is important.
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I shower before and after
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almost every single
one of these shows.
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I have to
because I work with animals
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[audience laughter]
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But they say all that
cleanliness is over hyped.
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It's good to get a little dirty.
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It helps your immune system.
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♪♪♪
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[woman laughing]
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WOMAN: Oh, no. Your mother
is gonna kill me.
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ANDY: No. Mom totally
lets me do this.
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And she lets me chew on the sofa
and stay up late eating treats.
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WOMAN: Oh, my God!
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ANDY: Best dog sitter ever.
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They weren't sure
when it happened,
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but at some point,
wrangling Buttercup
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became an extreme sport.
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♪♪♪
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[woman laughing]
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WOMAN 2: Holy moly. Look at him.
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[woman laughing]
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[audience laughter]
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ANDY: You never want to find
your garbage cans upended.
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But at this house, you always
know who the culprit is.
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Tiny.
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WOMAN 3: What are you doing?
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ANDY: Just having a snack.
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[audience laughter]
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All elephants agree.
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A mud bath is good for the soul.
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And for the belly.
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[audience laughter]
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Mud baths are pretty much
good for everything.
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Let me try my face.
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[audience laughter]
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WOMAN 4:
Marigold, what the heck?
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ANDY: Marigold found a hole.
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WOMAN 4: Are you kidding?
Hey, look at me.
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What are you doing? Oh, my gosh.
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What are you looking for?
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ANDY: I'm looking for mud
and I found it.
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[audience laughter]
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WOMAN 4: Marigold,
you are in trouble.
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[audience laughter and applause]
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We're counting down
the top ten times
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you wondered how they
got their head stuck in there
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and it's time for number six.
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Check it out.
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♪♪♪
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Stormy has a drinking problem.
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[audience laughter]
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Yeah, see, that's the problem.
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[audience laughter]
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[audience laughter and applause]
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I love looking into the past
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reminiscing about
the good old days.
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All those sandwiches
I used to eat,
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all those pants
that used to fit.
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[audience laughter]
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Let's take a look at the
glory days of some retro pets.
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♪♪♪
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MAN: Uh oh,
she's on the couch again.
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Bad dog.
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You go to jail, go to jail.
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ANDY: Yeah, yeah, she's going.
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MAN: Go on.
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♪♪♪
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MAN: You stay there,
stay in jail.
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ANDY: And there Lucy stayed
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until they bought
their first DVD player.
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[audience laughter]
262
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,055
Maybe it's just me,
263
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:05,624
but this feels like
a kind of gross way
264
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,227
to introduce your toddler
to the concept of sharing.
265
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,963
[audience groaning]
266
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,334
[audience groaning]
267
00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:20,039
Buddy had his way of
keeping Larry's showers short.
268
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,641
[audience laughter]
269
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,611
MAN: Oh, hot, hey! Ow, ow!
270
00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:28,714
[audience laughter]
271
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,483
ANDY: The Hendersons had assumed
272
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they bought
a faulty toaster oven.
273
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:39,058
They'd stick in bread, walk away
274
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and by the time
it was supposed to be toast,
275
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the oven was empty.
276
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♪♪♪
277
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[audience laughter]
278
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,505
[audience laughter]
279
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,941
And on an unrelated note,
Socks was gaining weight.
280
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,511
[audience laughter]
281
00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,913
[audience applause]
282
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:05,151
Our countdown rolls on.
Here's number five.
283
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WOMAN: I know, honey. I know.
284
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,921
[Andy laughing]
285
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,956
ANDY: The next door
neighbor's got a pool.
286
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,491
[audience laughter]
287
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,293
WOMAN: She's so excited
to see me.
288
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:17,229
ANDY: I think she's more
excited about the pool.
289
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,932
Get your suit on.
Let's go back to the pool.
290
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,570
[audience applause]
291
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:27,473
Don't go anywhere because
we've got a lot more show left.
292
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We'll continue our countdown
293
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,343
and share more
laugh out loud animal videos.
294
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,747
All this and more when "Totally
Funny Animals" returns.
295
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:39,185
[audience applause]
296
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,055
[upbeat music]
297
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:45,491
[woman laughing]
298
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,095
WOMAN: You get enough there--
299
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,165
MAN: Hey! Whoa! Ooh!
300
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,800
- WOMAN 2: Oh, my God!
- MAN: Ooh!
301
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,935
[horn honking]
302
00:13:55,968 --> 00:14:00,206
[child screaming]
303
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,740
[audience laughter]
304
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,776
Later, buddy. Bye bye.
305
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,211
Oh, he waved at me!
306
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,745
[audience applause]
307
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,350
We're working our way
through some sticky situations
308
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,619
as we've been counting down
the top ten times
309
00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:16,055
you wondered how they
got their heads stuck in there.
310
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,656
It's time for number four.
311
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♪♪♪
312
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,528
The mighty lion's
greatest predator...
313
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,798
this dumb pumpkin.
314
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,900
[audience laughter]
315
00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:30,402
[audience applause]
316
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,538
People say they wish
their pets could talk,
317
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,940
but I'm not so sure
it would be all that great.
318
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,643
Pets are always around,
they know all your secrets
319
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,679
and some of them stare at you
while you're in the bathroom.
320
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,414
You keep your mouth shut, Rover.
321
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,016
[audience laughter]
322
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,019
Maybe, it wouldn't be all that
great to talk for the animals.
323
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:51,490
♪♪♪
324
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:54,226
Hello? Hello?
325
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,661
I'm here for
the Thanksgiving dinner.
326
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:56,996
[audience laughter]
327
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,565
I was told
to come four hours early.
328
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,967
Hello?
329
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,502
Gosh. Are they ignoring me
330
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,104
because I forgot
to bring a side dish?
331
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,772
[audience laughter]
332
00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:10,342
You think I'm afraid
of a couple lobsters?
333
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:13,012
Your claws are tied.
You're on land.
334
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:16,181
This is my turf, jabronis.
My turf.
335
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:19,418
Easy, man. Easy.
It's not worth it.
336
00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:21,654
Don't hold me back.
I can take them.
337
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,422
MAN: You've got a popcorn
in your hair.
338
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:24,823
ANDY: Yeah, I can see it.
339
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,593
It's right in my periphery.
It's maddening.
340
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:28,861
Is this still there?
341
00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,496
MAN: Do you need some help?
342
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:32,431
ANDY: No, no, no,
I'm just gonna...
343
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,433
[audience laughter]
344
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:35,901
I almost had it.
345
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:40,139
Come on. Oh.
346
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,074
MAN: Bobo, you got it.
347
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,144
ANDY: Oh, gross. Kettle corn?
348
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,313
- WOMAN: Where's the bread at?
- WOMAN 2: Where's the bread?
349
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:48,614
MAN: Why's everybody
sniffing me?
350
00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:50,582
WOMAN: Why's everybody
looking at me? What?
351
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,885
WOMAN 2: What, do I have
a piece of bread on my head?
352
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,254
ANDY: Gosh, I don't really sound
like that, do I?
353
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,656
[audience laughter and applause]
354
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:01,293
We are headed back to
the countdown with number three.
355
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,928
[Andy sighing]
356
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,897
Polly wanted to be an elephant.
357
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,433
She shopped around for
bird size elephant costumes
358
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,702
and the Halloween stores
were all out.
359
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:12,171
She went for the do it
yourself approach
360
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:15,474
and I gotta say
you get what you pay for, folks.
361
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:19,244
[audience laughter and applause]
362
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,113
Much like algebra classes,
363
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,649
dog obedience schools
should grade on a curve.
364
00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:26,185
There are the top dogs
and the underdogs
365
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:27,753
and the lowest of the low
366
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,889
are clearly the obedient school
drop outs.
367
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,393
MAN: Don't you
kick that ball in the pool.
368
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:36,595
-Don't do it.
-ANDY: He's a rebel.
369
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,064
MAN: Bad dog.
370
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,900
ANDY: She could handle one dog
on a rainy day
371
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,336
or two dogs on a sunny day,
372
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,572
but if it was a two dog,
rainy day...
373
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:47,706
[woman yelling]
374
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,408
[audience laughter]
375
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:52,811
From bad dog, to worse dog.
376
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,146
[audience laughter]
377
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,516
BOY: Leo, sit. Sit, Leo. Sit.
378
00:16:57,549 --> 00:17:01,086
ANDY: Being told to sit
is exhausting.
379
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,489
[audience laughter]
380
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,359
Puddles has gotten big enough
381
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:10,729
that it's probably time for
her to find a new spot.
382
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:16,402
[audience laughter and applause]
383
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,072
This is it folks.
384
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:23,575
Time to get unstuck on our
countdown of the top ten times
385
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,211
you wondered how they
got their head stuck in there.
386
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,547
Let's give it up for number two.
387
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,349
♪♪♪
388
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,485
WOMAN: Daisy May,
What did you do?
389
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,220
ANDY: I know you
have a lot of questions,
390
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:38,290
but first things first, we're
going to need a new hamster.
391
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:41,827
[woman laughing]
392
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:42,895
WOMAN: Really?
393
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:46,698
[audience laughter and applause]
394
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,234
Don't go anywhere
because when we return,
395
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,637
you'll get to see who wins
the number one spot
396
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,138
on today's countdown,
397
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,041
so stick around for more
"Totally Funny Animals."
398
00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,145
[audience applause]
399
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:07,686
[upbeat music]
400
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:11,657
♪♪♪
401
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:24,703
MAN: Oh, good one. Oh, good one.
402
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:27,840
[audience laughter and applause]
403
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,809
All night, we have been
counting down the top ten times
404
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,479
you wondered how they
got their head stuck in there,
405
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:37,649
but before we reveal number one,
let's revisit the first nine.
406
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,284
♪♪♪
407
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:43,188
Number ten,
the polar bucket hat.
408
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:44,990
Number nine, a basket of swine
409
00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:46,425
WOMAN: Charlotte.
410
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,128
ANDY: Number eight,
the canine astronaut.
411
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,929
WOMAN 2: What did you do?
412
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,398
ANDY: Number seven,
a little help.
413
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,467
[goat screaming]
414
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,971
Number six, kitty in a cup.
415
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:02,074
Number five, pool time.
416
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:05,177
Number four, pumpkin head.
417
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:08,714
Number three,
the cardboard cut up.
418
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:11,550
Number two, former hamster home.
419
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,851
WOMAN 3: Really?
420
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,386
[audience laughter and applause]
421
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:17,856
And now, on our countdown
of the top ten times
422
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,492
you wondered how they
got their head stuck in there,
423
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,996
we proudly present, with
extra wonder, number one.
424
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,965
♪♪♪
425
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,536
Oh no, the cow got in
the playhouse again.
426
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:34,106
WOMAN: Okay. Oh, there it went.
427
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,775
Now, you got your--
428
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:40,546
[audience laughter]
429
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,181
Stevie!
430
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,417
Oh, my God.
431
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,587
You're gonna hit the fence!
432
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,622
[audience laughter]
433
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,060
Oh, my God,
it's a Monday morning.
434
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,663
Lord, help me.
435
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:01,366
How am I gonna get this
off his head?
436
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,571
[audience laughter and applause]
437
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,677
Who has more fun
than we do? Nobody.
438
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,278
Now, go hug your pet
439
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,813
and make sure you join us
next time
440
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,115
on an all new
"Totally Funny Animals."
441
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,584
Good night, everybody.
442
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:22,521
[audience applause]
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