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[theme song plays]
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[audience cheers and applauds]
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Hi, everybody.
I'm Andy Woodhull.
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Welcome to
"Totally Funny Animals,"
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the show
that opens the barn door,
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unhooks the leash,
and flies the coop
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with the funniest animal videos
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I could scrounge up
on the Internet
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five minutes before the show.
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[audience laughs]
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In the winter,
when I was a kid,
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I would be the first one up
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and listening to the radio
for school closures.
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There was nothing better
for kids or animals
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than a bona fide snow day.
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Piper loved
a day off from school
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for some serious sledding.
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She also loved picking up
the occasional hitchhiker.
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WOMAN: Watch out, Piper.
Oh, you just-- [laughs]
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ANDY: Snow days
are the best.
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"Oh, my hind paws
just get so cold."
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Let the other dogs
pull the sled.
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Okie was all about
riding the sled.
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MAN: Well done, Okie.
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ANDY: It's way more fun.
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[audience laughs]
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The cold
and the snow
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just seemed to slow
Carson down a bit.
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[audience laughs]
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There would be no frolicking
until the entire path was clear.
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Dad had to get
to work after all.
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WOMAN: Come on.
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ANDY: "Yeah,
but it's cold out there.
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And it's warm in here."
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WOMAN: Come on.
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ANDY: Some horses
like the cold weather,
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and some preferred
staying inside.
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WOMAN: Come on.
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ANDY: Make
no mistake about it.
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WOMAN: Come on.
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You gonna close the door?
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ANDY: He ain't coming out.
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It made him feel like he was
the lead dog in the Iditarod,
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guiding his team
from Anchorage to Nome
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across the frozen tundra,
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through blizzards and whiteouts,
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without ever leaving the yard.
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All that was worth
the occasional brain freeze.
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It snowed all night,
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and Bandit
could not wait to play in it.
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[woman laughs]
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I think it's a little colder
than Bandit thought.
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[audience laughs]
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[audience applauding]
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My Grandpa Woodhull
used to always say,
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"It's not the size
of the dog in the fight,
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but the size
of the fight in the dog."
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And that's true.
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Never judge something
by its size.
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So, in honor of my grampy,
tonight we'll be counting down
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the top 10 little creatures
with big attitudes,
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and we kick it off
with number 10.
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[meowing]
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Now, no one would blame you
for thinking
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the bear would
definitely have the upper hand
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in this particular situation.
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No one will blame you,
but you'd be wrong.
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[audience laughs]
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MAN: Look at this.
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ANDY: Well played, kitty cat.
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MAN: The cat
chased him up a tree.
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[audience laughs]
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[audience applauding]
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Sometimes I think
about moving out of the city
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and settling down
on a nice piece of land
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somewhere with a bunch
of crops and animals.
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I just wish farmers
didn't have to get up so early
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and take care
of crops and animals.
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[audience laughs]
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Otherwise, it would be
a perfect vacation.
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The modern day shepherd
gathers his flock
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on a mini ATV,
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and the herd respects that.
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[audience laughs]
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Easy there, little guy,
once you're off your vehicle,
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you leave yourself vulnerable
to the whims of the flock.
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WOMAN: Whoa! [laughs]
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ANDY: Who needs
a fancy radio on the farm?
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All you need is a xylophone
and some chickens.
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That is some sweet,
sweet rooster riffing.
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She was great
getting Roanoke down
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for his afternoon nap.
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There you go.
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Now she could only do something
about those night terrors.
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[girl screams]
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She's working on it.
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WOMAN: Oh, no, no, no.
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ANDY: No, not a red shirt.
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Everyone knows
you don't wear a red shirt
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when trying
to bring in a stray.
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[woman exclaims]
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You should really
wear green next time.
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WOMAN: Knocked him
on his keister.
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[man laughs]
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[dinging]
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ANDY: It was at this moment
he realized
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trespassing
is never a good idea.
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-[dogs barking]
-MAN: Oh. Hey, Coco.
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[man laughs]
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Hi. Hi, Dallas.
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-Give me lovings?
-[bleats loudly]
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ANDY: Dallas was loud.
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No lovings?
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ANDY: Surprisingly loud.
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[bleats loudly]
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There is so much
to pay attention to when riding,
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but one of the most
important things.
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MAN: Watch your head. [laughs]
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[pig grunts]
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ANDY: Randy was too scared
to ride a great big horse.
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He thought a little piggy
might be more his speed.
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He was mistaken.
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[woman laughs]
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[audience laughs]
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[audience applauding]
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Stand tall
because we're counting down
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the top 10 little creatures
with big attitudes.
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And here we are
at number nine.
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Gizmo hated glasses.
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[audience laughs]
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He thinks contacts
would make you look younger.
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WOMAN: Gizmo.
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[audience laughs]
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[audience applauding]
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It must be great
being a bunny or a kangaroo
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just hopping around
everywhere you go.
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For the rest of us, we still
have to use a trampoline.
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♪♪♪
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[audience laughs]
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MAN: Why are you
under the trampoline, Floyd?
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Uh, where are you going?
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[woman laughs]
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WOMAN: And it flaps its wings
every time you jump.
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[audience laughs]
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[kid grunts]
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-[girl screaming]
-[woman laughing]
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[audience laughs]
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[all laughing]
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[audience applauding]
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ANDY: And the countdown
continues with number eight.
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To you and me,
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that would be like having
a flaming hot cheese snack
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the size
of a nuclear submarine.
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Hope there are
three other giant ants
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following behind them
with a giant pop.
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Those flaming hot snacks
can be spicy.
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WOMAN: That's awesome.
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[audience applauding]
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Do yourself a favor
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and have some ants
crawl into the kitchen
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and get you some snacks,
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because you won't want
to miss a moment
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when "Totally Funny Animals"
continues.
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[audience cheering]
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♪♪♪
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WOMAN: Come. Come.
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[all exclaiming, laughing]
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[woman laughs]
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[duck quacks]
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[audience laughs]
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[all exclaiming]
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[audience laughs]
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WOMAN: Oh. Oh, my God.
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Are you okay? [laughs]
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[audience applauding]
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Take a moment to look downward
because we're counting down
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the top 10 little creatures
with big attitudes.
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Here's number seven.
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[dog growling]
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Ooh, Bert wanted in
that paper bag,
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but it was already occupied.
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[cat hissing]
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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[audience laughs]
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[audience applauding]
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Let's look now
to a "Totally Funny Animals"
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After School Special.
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Get ready
for the heartwarming tale
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of the wallaby,
the boy and the ball.
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American teen Miles McSimmons
was new to Australia
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and not sure
if he would ever fit in.
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And then he met
a winsome wallaby named Walt.
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And they had
one thing in common. Football.
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Coming this fall
to "Totally Funny Animals,"
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a movie that'll make you laugh,
will make you cry.
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And have you wanting
to watch again and again.
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The Boy,
The Wallaby and The Ball.
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It will restore
your faith in friendship
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and teach you
how to love again.
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The Boy,
The Wallaby and The Ball.
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If you only see
one marsupial
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coming-of-age movie
this year,
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this is really
your only option.
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[audience laughs]
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[audience applauding]
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It recently dawned on me
that maybe playgrounds
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aren't really meant
for human children.
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Think about how much a cat
would love that sandbox.
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How much a goat
would like climbing that castle.
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And come on.
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It's obvious who
the monkey bars are really for.
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It's right there
in the name.
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If you assemble
your own jungle gym,
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it's a good idea to stress test
before your kids get on it.
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And mama bears know
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there are no better
stress testers than bear cubs.
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CHILD: Holy flamingo.
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[kids laughing]
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[indistinct]
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ANDY: "Darn
these slippery paws."
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If you tease a squirrel,
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there are going
to be some repercussions.
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[kid screaming]
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Not all dogs
are built for the jungle gym.
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WOMAN: Oh. [laughs]
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ANDY: Angus was on a rampage
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and no jungle gym
in the neighborhood was safe.
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In his defense,
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CHILD: He's going back
for more.
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ANDY: ...that swing set
looked at him funny.
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CHILD: Whoa. [laughs]
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ANDY: Brutus
loved the playground.
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He was just a little awkward
on the slide.
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[man laughs]
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WOMAN: Good job.
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[audience laughs]
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[audience applauding]
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We've been counting down
the top 10
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little creatures
with big attitudes.
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It's time
to check out number six.
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Anton was a lumberjack.
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-MAN: Like moving a house.
-ANDY: Not quite.
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This is just a log in what
soon will be Anton's house
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Some place nice for him
and his ant wife to retire.
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MAN: No, he'll push
and take a break.
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-WOMAN: Yeah.
-MAN: And say let's go again.
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ANDY: Listen, if you're
not going to help him,
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just get out of here.
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[audience laughs]
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[audience applauding]
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Let's relive
the glory days
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when animals didn't have
to worry about 4K video
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with a look back
at tonight's Pet-tastic Pets.
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Bowling time.
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MAN: Yeah, Bach!
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ANDY: Yeah.
I don't need bumpers.
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MAN: Yeah, Bach!
[laughs]
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[bees buzzing]
259
00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:14,940
MAN: My bees.
260
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,509
ANDY: Every session
with the bees,
261
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,811
one of them gets stuck
in the beekeeper's outfit
262
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:19,879
with a hole in it.
263
00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,047
[woman screaming]
264
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:25,151
MAN: Drop and roll!
265
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,186
ANDY: It's a little
like Russian roulette.
266
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,556
MAN: [indistinct].
267
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,425
[man laughs]
268
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,763
ANDY: Why do they call them
piggyback rides?
269
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:40,166
When you try to do it
with an actual pig,
270
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,668
it proves extremely difficult.
271
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,504
[audience laughs]
272
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,441
Who wants some puppies?
273
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,311
[child screams] No.
274
00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:59,218
Too many puppies.
Too many puppies.
275
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,887
WOMAN: Sit down, [indistinct].
276
00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,956
ANDY: If she sits down,
she'll be eaten alive.
277
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,461
-WOMAN: Sit down.
-CHILD: No.
278
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,263
ANDY: Part squirrel, part dog.
279
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,265
All Baxter.
280
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,437
[man laughs]
281
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,973
Some people say
they prefer spin class
282
00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:22,308
to riding outdoors
283
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,176
because the coach
motivates you to go fast.
284
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,678
MAN: You better go fast.
285
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,848
ANDY: Those people have
never biked alligator alley.
286
00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:31,751
If he was on a peloton,
he'd be dead.
287
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,287
Paula and Ron didn't tolerate
any apple thieves
288
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,689
by their apple trees.
289
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:39,859
No matter who they were.
290
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,132
If that hose
stretched a little farther
291
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:47,933
and had a little more
water pressure,
292
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,835
that bear
would really be in trouble.
293
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,303
[audience laughs]
294
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:54,173
It's time to play how
many kittens are in the boot?
295
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,242
I love this game.
296
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:57,977
That's two.
297
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,515
Three.
298
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:08,788
Four kittens?
299
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,190
Five.
300
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:15,561
And six. Six kittens.
301
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:21,233
If you guessed
six kittens and a mouse,
302
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:22,701
then I owe you a pop.
303
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,570
[audience laughs]
304
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:25,971
[audience applauding]
305
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,140
Our countdown rolls on.
306
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:29,575
Here's number five.
307
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,277
[dog barking]
308
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,245
As long
as the door stayed closed,
309
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,948
he remained
the big dog of the house.
310
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,820
Oh, yeah.
They're nervous.
311
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,022
[audience laughs]
312
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:45,591
[audience applauding]
313
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:47,760
We'll be back with more
"Totally Funny Animals"
314
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,128
right after
this short break.
315
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,696
So don't go anywhere.
316
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,898
[audience cheering]
317
00:13:56,869 --> 00:14:01,140
♪♪♪
318
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,843
♪ I'm not holding back
and I'm not [indistinct] ♪
319
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,477
MAN: Ooh, baby.
320
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,080
[all exclaiming]
321
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,149
[all laughing]
322
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,450
WOMAN: Shake that head off.
323
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,554
♪ I'm not holding back
and I know I can do it better ♪
324
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,157
WOMAN She's gotten quicker--
Oh, my goodness.
325
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,558
[dog barking]
326
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,160
[woman laughs]
327
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:24,663
♪ This is my [indistinct] ♪
328
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,098
MAN: Sorry.
329
00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:27,633
[audience laughs]
330
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,301
[audience applauding]
331
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,938
We've been celebrating
the little guy
332
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,607
on our countdown
of the top 10
333
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,209
little creatures
with big attitudes.
334
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,611
Check out number four.
335
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,349
Peter Prairie Dog
was wily.
336
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,552
He knew that he'd be safe
behind the water.
337
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,090
Well, until the automatic
sprinkler shut off.
338
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:52,691
[audience laughs]
339
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,094
[audience applauding]
340
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,563
I love
doing this show so much,
341
00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,398
I tried to make episodes longer
342
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:01,133
by airing them in slow motion.
343
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,336
Let's just say
it tested poorly.
344
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,340
But they still let me slow down
this part of the show.
345
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,709
It's time
for Slow Your Roll.
346
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:14,213
♪♪♪
347
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:17,449
Less Baywatch
and more watch out.
348
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,618
[audience laughs]
349
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,157
The majestic Binksy.
350
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,027
[audience laughs]
351
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,700
Missed it by that much.
352
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,201
[audience laughs]
353
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,773
His name
was Buster Boinga Brown.
354
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:44,109
Boinga. Boinga. Boinga.
355
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:45,878
[audience laughs]
356
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:48,447
Ginger knows
when it's time to wake up.
357
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,617
[audience laughs]
358
00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:56,455
Don't worry, boys.
Pumpkin's got this one.
359
00:15:58,223 --> 00:15:59,558
[audience laughs]
360
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:00,826
[audience applauding]
361
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:02,895
We are headed
back to the countdown
362
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,596
with number three.
363
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,166
Dusty the miniature donkey
364
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:09,168
didn't care
if you were a warm-blood.
365
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:11,337
He'd pick fights
with anyone.
366
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,006
[audience laughs]
367
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,342
[audience applauding]
368
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,511
It's hard to still look cool
when you stumble and fall down.
369
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,914
If it happens to you,
here's a little trick.
370
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,216
Get up,
brush yourself off, and say,
371
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,986
"Did anyone else feel
that sudden burst of gravity?"
372
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,923
You'll be the most
popular guy at the party.
373
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:35,160
Well, hello, Mr. Elephant.
374
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,930
Slippery out today, isn't it?
375
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:41,000
MAN: Whoops, whoops. [laughs]
376
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,470
ANDY: Ooh, dangly.
377
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:49,975
[indistinct]
378
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:54,380
These two have
to learn to share.
379
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,715
[child grunting]
380
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:00,352
All right, my turn.
381
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,621
[child exclaims]
382
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,557
Scruffy plays rough.
383
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,493
Oh. [laughs]
384
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,029
MAN: Oh. [laughs]
385
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,263
MAN: Come on.
386
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,364
ANDY: What's the quickest way
387
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,999
down a spiral staircase?
388
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,234
[man laughs]
389
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,437
-You all right?
-WOMAN: Yeah.
390
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:21,607
ANDY: Don't worry.
Only the dog is watching.
391
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,509
And the rest of America.
392
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,377
In...
393
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,646
and out.
394
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,550
You got this, Billy.
395
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,587
WOMAN: Oh. Uh-oh. Okay?
396
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,122
ANDY: "Yep. Just resting."
397
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,424
[audience laughs]
398
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,426
[audience applauding]
399
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,062
We've built up enough steam
400
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,898
that we're about to blow
the lid off this laugh train
401
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,833
as we count down
the top 10
402
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,469
little creatures
with big attitudes.
403
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,404
Let's take a look
at number two.
404
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:56,742
"Tonight, boys, we dine."
405
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,143
WOMAN: They are--
they're going to see
406
00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,611
if they can come over
for the barbecue.
407
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,613
[man laughs]
408
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:02,681
[audience laughs]
409
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,917
[audience applauding]
410
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,318
When we return,
411
00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,821
I'll share the number one video
on our countdown,
412
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,824
so stick around for more
"Totally Funny Animals".
413
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,625
[audience cheering]
414
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:21,500
♪♪♪
415
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,702
[dog barking]
416
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,605
[man laughs]
417
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:29,141
[dog growling]
418
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:31,944
[meowing]
419
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,246
WOMAN: Lola, I think
you got a friend on you.
420
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,781
[woman laughs]
421
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,985
WOMAN: Oh,
you almost got it, Kate.
422
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,554
[laughs] Oh, you got it.
423
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,957
[audience laughs]
424
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,725
[audience applauding]
425
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,194
We love animals
of all shapes and sizes,
426
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,063
but tonight
we've been counting down
427
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:54,266
the top 10 little creatures
with big attitudes.
428
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,668
But before
we reveal number one,
429
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,838
let's recap and resize
with the first nine.
430
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,774
Number 10--
Who's the scaredy-cat now?
431
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,745
Number nine-- LASIK monkey.
432
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:10,415
Number eight--
Let's split three ways.
433
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,217
Number seven--
434
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,319
The cat let itself
out of the bag.
435
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,622
Number six-
436
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,757
Timber!
437
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:20,993
Number five--
438
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,594
"Neener, neener, neener."
439
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:24,863
Number four--
440
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,832
Give him
your mean face, Augie.
441
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,068
Number three--
442
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,571
What a little pain
in the tail.
443
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,541
And number two--
444
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,609
Someone fill
a thimble with salsa.
445
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,545
-We got dipping to do.
-WOMAN: They're going to see
446
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,013
if they can come over
for the barbecue.
447
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,548
[audience cheering]
448
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,716
And now,
on our countdown
449
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,120
of the top 10 little creatures
with big attitudes,
450
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:50,589
let's all marvel
at number one.
451
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,027
Doesn't matter that he's little.
452
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,995
You shouldn't tell him no.
453
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,797
MAN: Uh, uh, uh, no.
454
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,666
-[monkey screams]
-[man screams]
455
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,802
[audience laughs]
456
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:05,470
[audience applauding]
457
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,639
Hope you had more fun
458
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,274
than a barrel of monkeys
with us tonight.
459
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:10,609
Although, I assume
460
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:12,244
that one monkey
at the bottom of the barrel
461
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,746
is not having nearly
as much fun as the others.
462
00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:17,182
Let's do this again
real soon
463
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,218
on the next
"Totally Funny Animals".
464
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,285
Good night, everybody.
465
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,920
[audience cheering]
466
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:32,998
♪♪♪
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