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[theme music plays]
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[audience cheers and applauds]
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Hello, everyone,
I'm Andy Woodhull
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and welcome to
"Totally Funny Animals",
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the show that brings you
hundreds of animals,
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all at once,
without that pesky smell.
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[audience laughs]
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There are over
twenty quintillion
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animals on the planet.
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"Quintillion"?
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That sounds like a number
made up by a three-year-old
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when you asked him
how many jellybeans he can eat.
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There are only about
eight billion of us,
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so we are
drastically outnumbered here.
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All I'm saying is,
be cool everybody
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because they could
totally take over
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if the wide world of animals
ever got organized.
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♪♪♪
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MAN: Hello.
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ANDY: It was the kind of village
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that a neighbour
like Mickey thought
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he could just spring by
anytime for a visit,
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or maybe get a bite to eat.
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WOMAN:
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ANDY: Yeah, he had no problem
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making himself at home,
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even if it wasn't exactly
his home.
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[audience laughs]
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You know, most neighbors
just borrow a cup of sugar.
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- WOMAN: Oh, my God.
- MAN: No, no, no, no.
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[woman screams] Oh, my God.
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ANDY: After a full day
of foraging and mauling,
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a bear likes to relax
with a cold one...
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MAN: Don't mess with my beer.
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ANDY: ...and he knew
just where to find one.
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WOMAN: Oh, my God.
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[indistinct chatter]
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ANDY: Mm, so many choices.
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[indistinct]
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ANDY: Wonder
what he's hankering for?
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[indistinct]
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ANDY: An energy drink
will do the trick.
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[girl laughs]
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It's just the boost he needs.
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GIRL: He took the energy water.
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MAN: Why they all
just come out now?
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They was all-- Oh, God.
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WOMAN: They're crossing.
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They-- they know--
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[woman breathing heavily]
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I'm so scared, I can't do this,
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I'm about to start crying,
please.
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MAN: They're gonna move,
They're gonna cross.
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WOMAN: [indistinct].
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MAN: I know,
but this one too close.
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WOMAN: Oh, please,
please, please.
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[woman breathing heavily]
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[audience laughs]
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ANDY: Just remain calm,
everyone.
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WOMAN: I'm gonna have
a panic attack.
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ANDY: And here he comes.
You can panic now.
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[man shouting]
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[dramatic music playing]
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ANDY: Oh, there is a reason
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these two teeny, tiny dogs
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have so much attitude.
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Yeah, they were fearless,
these two, all because...
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they had older brothers.
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[audience laughs]
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[audience applauds]
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We often think of all dogs
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as masculine,
fierce and protective,
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but that isn't how it always is.
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There are a few
pretty wimpy dogs out there.
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So tonight, we're counting down
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the top ten times
the dog was a 'fraidy cat.
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Let's kick it off
with number 10.
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MAN: Tina and I went
to a yard sale
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and bought this,
thinking he was cute.
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ANDY: It is cute.
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MAN: Somebody,
somebody doesn't like him.
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Max.
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Max.
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See?
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ANDY: I knew
Max wouldn't like it.
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MAN: Max.
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Max.
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ANDY: I can't really tell
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if Max is scared
of the tchotchke,
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or mad because he knows
it'll be a pain to dust.
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Either way, he's a 'fraidy cat.
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[audience applauds]
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There are lessons to be learned
from our animal friends.
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We get
"slow and steady wins the race"
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from The Hare and the Tortoise.
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The Ant and the Grasshopper
taught us about
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saving food for the winter,
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and my golden retriever
taught me
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to lick all my food first
so no one wants to eat it.
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There is wisdom
in animal inspiration.
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[dramatic music plays]
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[man laughs]
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WOMAN: The wind's catching it.
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[man laughs]
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ANDY: Set your goals high
and you will meet the challenge
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and get your reward.
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MAN: Gotta have his treat,
do whatever it takes.
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ANDY: They think
they're so smart
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hanging that bird-feeder
so high.
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[audience laughs]
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"There's no goal too lofty,"
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that's what Papa Bear
always said.
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Come on bear-y, work those arms.
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On second thought,
way too much hassle,
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Papa Bear can handle it.
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[pop music plays]
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ANDY: "I'm gonna get you,
squirrel."
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"Hi-yah."
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"Get."
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"Hooyah."
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"I warned ya."
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"And stay out."
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Protecting this family
was stressing Butchie out.
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He knew the kids could swim,
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but Dad made him really nervous.
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"Don't worry. I got him."
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WOMAN: Oh.
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Help him.
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[audience applauds]
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We aren't judging
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but we are counting down
the top ten times
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the dog was a 'fraidy cat
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and we're up to number nine.
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WOMAN: Cliff,
come on, get in the house.
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Get in the house.
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[audience laughs]
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Cliff, get in the house.
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Get in the house.
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[audience laughs]
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Cliff, get in the house.
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Get in the house, big guy.
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ANDY: It's okay, Cliff.
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You don't need to be
a 'fraidy cat.
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WOMAN: Get in the house.
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[audience applauds]
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Sometimes, no matter
how capable you may be,
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you need some assistance,
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and sometimes that assistance
comes from an animal.
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I let my dog do the dishes.
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There's no shame
in asking for a little help.
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-[pig squealing]
-[upbeat rock music plays]
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[audience laughs]
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MAN: Here you go, little fella.
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[man laughs] Look at him go.
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[audience applauds]
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ANDY: It's time to check out
number eight on the countdown.
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Easy buddy, easy.
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[audience applauds]
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Be just like a very
well-behaved dog and sit,
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now stay, nice job.
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Because there's a whole lot more
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"Totally Funny Animals"
right around the corner.
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[audience cheers and applauds]
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[trap music plays]
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[woman screams]
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[doorbell ringing]
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[audience applauds]
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Now, don't freak out
but we're up to number seven
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on our countdown
of the top ten times
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the dog was a 'fraidy cat.
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Let's take a look.
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[chicks chirping]
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ANDY: That time Pebbles
couldn't hold his own
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against these
hatchling home invaders.
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WOMAN: Relax, Pebbles, relax.
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ANDY: Relax.
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This dog's more of a chicken
than a chicken.
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A baby chicken.
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[audience applauds]
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The fastest animal on the planet
is the peregrine falcon.
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It can fly up to
242 miles per hour,
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yet they often arrive
late to things.
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Probably traffic.
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I like to celebrate
the slower animals,
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they take their time
getting places.
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The garden snail,
the sloth, heck,
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a sea anemone spends most
of its time completely still,
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just holding onto a rock.
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That is a gig I could handle.
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Let's celebrate those heroes
on today's "Slow Your Roll."
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♪♪♪
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With jowls like those,
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it's a wonder Butch
doesn't just fly away.
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[audience laughs]
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All right, everybody in.
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A rare miscalculation
on Petunia's part.
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And now, the battle
between Chomper and cheeseball.
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Muffin time.
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Mm, blueberry.
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Any other takers?
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[audience applauds]
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Why is it when two dogs
share a spaghetti noodle
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from opposite ends, it's cute,
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but when me and my neighbourhood
squirrel do the exact same thing
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with a piece of chewed gum,
it's gross?
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What? It's nice to share a meal.
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WOMAN: Sit, good boy.
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Here is your birthday cake.
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ANDY: It was
the best birthday ever.
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Not only did he get
his favorite ham cake,
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but no one showed up
to the party uninvited.
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Uh, except Shelly?
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Pay her no mind.
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WOMAN: You gotta be kidding me.
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ANDY: She's just
a little socially awkward.
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MAN: Go get it, go get it.
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Come on, [indistinct name],
get your food.
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ANDY: "I'm so tired of the cat
always stealing my kibble."
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"Time to put on my mean face."
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[dog whining]
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[audience laughs]
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"I could see him
interrupting now
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"but I have some stuff
I'd like to say
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"about me not gettin'
any of that food later."
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Binx would tolerate
tap water now and then
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but if he had his 'druthers,
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it would be
fish-flavored H2O every time.
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[audience laughs]
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A little thing
we like to call teamwork...
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and it does, indeed,
make the dream work.
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WOMAN: You like the cheese?
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[cat meowing]
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You want a lick?
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ANDY: Socks loves cheese...
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WOMAN: Is it good?
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ANDY: ...but hates sharing.
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WOMAN: Can I give
the rest to the dogs?
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[screeches]
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[audience applauds]
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We are counting down
the top ten times
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the dog was a 'fraidy cat.
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We're not afraid, so let's
keep it up with number six.
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MAN: All right, go for it.
First time on the escalator.
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ANDY: Okay, one foot first and--
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nope, nope, nope, nope.
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MAN: You got this.
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Yeah, we got this.
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[audience applauds]
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Get ready to take a gander
at the fails of the past.
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It's time for today's
Pet-tastic Pets.
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We are gathered here today
for a momentous occasion.
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The life-long union
between Snickers...
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and her groom, Skittles.
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GIRL: We're gathered here today
to celebrate the wedding
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of Snickers and Skittles.
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ANDY: Darn it,
I always cry at these things.
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Snickers, do you take Skittles
as your lawfully wedded wife?
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I do.
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You may kiss the bride.
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Get the carriage.
261
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ANDY: Very tasteful
wedding kiss.
262
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I think these two crazy birds
are gonna make it.
263
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People always wondered
how Carol straightened her hair.
264
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,715
They also wondered why
she never answered the question.
265
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:36,622
No farm activity was too
dangerous with grandpa around.
266
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Good save, guys.
267
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You need help?
268
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ANDY: Our countdown rolls on,
here's number five.
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Sneak attack.
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[dog yelping]
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And thus began
Tanner's life-long fear
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of Venetian blinds.
273
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[dog yelping]
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He isn't wild
about drapes either.
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[woman laughs]
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[audience applauds]
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There's a whole lot
more show to come.
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We'll continue our countdown,
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laugh at some
more hilarious pets
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and maybe even
learn something about ourselves.
281
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"Totally Funny Animals"
just keeps on keepin' on.
282
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[theme song plays]
283
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[upbeat rock music playing]
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WOMAN: Aw.
285
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,023
WOMAN: Oh!
286
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,768
WOMAN: What did you think
was gonna happen?
287
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:02,775
[audience applauds]
288
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,877
Perhaps you've noticed
that all show long,
289
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,912
we've been counting down
the top ten times
290
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,814
the dog was a 'fraidy cat.
291
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,617
Let's keep the good times
rolling with number four.
292
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,790
Fritz didn't know who
that dog in the mirror was,
293
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:19,792
but he didn't like his attitude
294
00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:21,894
and he thought
his hair looked dumb.
295
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,266
I get tired
of all the back and forth
296
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,368
between dog people
and cat people.
297
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:33,105
Just call yourselves
animal people and call it a day.
298
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:38,310
Plus, we all know the very best
homes have both cats and dogs.
299
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,482
WOMAN: Who's in your bed, Zoe?
300
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:44,683
ANDY: Who does it look like?
301
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:48,621
WOMAN: Why is the kitty cat
in the big bed
302
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,422
and you're in the little bed?
303
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,359
ANDY: Because we live
in an unjust world, Wilma.
304
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,161
WOMAN: That's supposed to be
the kitty cat's bed, Zoe.
305
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,099
ANDY: Hey, has anyone seen Milo?
306
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,702
Here, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty.
307
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,604
ANDY: When the kitty
isn't feeling it,
308
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,206
there's always his understudy.
309
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,342
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
310
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,644
Kitty, kitty, kitty.
311
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,449
ANDY: Yeah, he's got this.
312
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:19,551
[audience laughs]
313
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,921
Quick, duck.
314
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:26,125
Rex has been tailing this cat
all through the forest
315
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,593
and has yet to be seen.
316
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,062
[audience laughs]
317
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,068
Okay, go.
318
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,005
And down.
319
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:45,311
Oh, he's good, he's very good.
320
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,820
The cat has got to go.
321
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,355
WOMAN: Good boy, Biscuit.
322
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,726
ANDY: It sure is
a lazy Sunday afternoon,
323
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:03,996
but all that can change
with one single word.
324
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,597
MAN: Cat.
325
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,204
[audience applauds]
326
00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:14,340
ANDY: We are headed
back to the countdown
327
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:15,941
with number three.
328
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,411
[cheerful piano music plays]
329
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:20,646
In his defense,
330
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,281
it was a pretty good
painting of a cat.
331
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,788
And when the sunlight
hit it at the right angle...
332
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,492
you could swear he saw it move.
333
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:39,631
[audience applauds]
334
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,867
The phrase
"dog is man's best friend"
335
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,903
was coined by King Frederick
the Great of Prussia,
336
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,939
in the 1700s, and no,
337
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,341
it's not because
he had trouble meeting people.
338
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,879
He just knew how special a bond
with a dog can really be.
339
00:16:53,912 --> 00:16:55,214
So do these people.
340
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,719
ANDY: "You are not taking us
for a walk dressed like that."
341
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,287
[audience laughs]
342
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,190
They were puppies second,
343
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,693
they were fashionistas
first and foremost.
344
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:13,832
Sleep, Charlie.
345
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,535
Sleep, Charlie.
346
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,971
Sleep.
347
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,807
ANDY: Nice.
348
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,709
Now, make him
cluck like a chicken.
349
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:27,513
Cletus knows,
you work with what you have.
350
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,256
[sneezes]
351
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:38,924
Gesundheit.
352
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,829
It's time that we double down
on this video,
353
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:46,165
as we count down
the top ten times
354
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,699
the dog was a 'fraidy cat.
355
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,135
Here it is, number two.
356
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,072
That time Tank tried to tuck in
357
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,274
the sleeping baby doll,
358
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,443
only to find out,
it was still awake.
359
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,246
"What the heck?"
360
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,583
[audience applauds]
361
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:08,353
What will the number one video
on our countdown be?
362
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:09,621
We'll show you
363
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,890
when "Totally Funny Animals"
continues.
364
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,393
[audience cheers and applauds]
365
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,898
[suspenseful music plays]
366
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,676
-[child screaming]
-WOMAN: It's just a butterfly.
367
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:39,051
[shrieking]
368
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,619
WOMAN: Whatcha got
goin' on here, Wyatt?
369
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,855
Ow, that tickles.
370
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,196
All show long,
we've been counting down
371
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:54,099
the top ten times
the dog was a 'fraidy cat,
372
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,101
and it has been
quite the journey.
373
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,037
But before we reveal
the number one video,
374
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,606
let's revisit the first nine.
375
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:03,976
Number ten, the doggelganger.
376
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:06,078
Number nine.
377
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,881
Little guy, big growl.
378
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,616
Number eight, watch it.
379
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,654
Number seven, home invaders.
380
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,390
Number six, watch your step.
381
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,827
Number five,
in the blind spot.
382
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:25,864
Number four,
the mutt in the mirror.
383
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,700
Number three, so life-like.
384
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,738
Number two, haunted doll.
385
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,978
And now, on our countdown
of the top ten times
386
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,647
the dog was a 'fraidy cat,
387
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,283
we proudly present number one.
388
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,721
Barney knew he was outnumbered
but he was a big, bad Labrador
389
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,524
and they were just
a bunch of vulnerable birds.
390
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:53,959
Now was his time.
391
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:55,928
And here he goes.
392
00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:00,332
Bad idea, bad idea,
bad idea, bad idea.
393
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,435
[audience applauds]
394
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,271
And here we are
at the end of another
395
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,640
hilarious trip
into the animal kingdom,
396
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,776
it's the hairiest place
on Earth, you know.
397
00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:11,944
And furriest.
398
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,278
And scaliest.
399
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,846
There's a lot going on here.
400
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:18,083
Let's do it all again
next time on another
401
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,751
"Totally Funny Animals."
402
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,654
[audience cheers and applauds]
403
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:32,831
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