All language subtitles for Outlaws -1986 Pilot - Full Show

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parking by in a spotady

Pause is forming up a Schmidt's livery. Schmidt's livery.

Yes, yes, you must bring your own weapon.

Yes, I know this storm coming up.

Hang that thing up, Gaza.

I'll have Harlan pike in this jail tonight.

This is crazy. What are we going to do if we catch him?

They're on my back and they're going to pay.

I'm going to wait for the sheriff's...

Shut up, pal, and keep this thing on the road.

No!

Don't be stupid!

Get out of here!

Die, you damn machine die!

It's grail.

Come on, get in!

Come on, get in!

Get in! Get in!

Get in! Get in!

Get in!

Get in!

Land slide.

Looks like our office is a bit drastically redoosed.

The train brought it down.

Your hope is choked on us all. Come on, get out of here!

Get out of here!

We're all dead men!

Not yet, we ain't!

Get out of here!

Mr. Pike, there's associates not going anywhere.

The trail! What? Don't go in there! Spirit storm!

Walk on Tonka is coming, Grail! To stab them!

Walk on Tonka! Just have to wait his turn!

Look at him! He's coming in here for Angel's bearded trade.

I should have gone to California when I had the chance.

Turn, Co. Don't know why we ever allowed him to rob banks with us.

He's the best man to follow in them days, little brother.

I'm fine.

You shouldn't have hit a bank in my town, Carlin.

It's always good to see you too, John.

Your only chance? If it's me, take you in.

Try bringing us in, Sheriff.

When was it? Five years ago, War is, you remember?

We hit that Ruhrali paymaster. Got away with the size of the amount of gold.

You're trapped here, Harlan.

No way out. Got some lead. Fell off my damn horse.

There you were, blazing away at them Ruhrali's.

Saved my life. You come with me, and you got my word.

No lynching. Your word.

Believe in that, Superior item, John.

I'll not keep them egg-suckers from having us swing.

And you know it. You chose your path, John. We chose ours.

Ain't no hard feelings.

Goodbye, Harlan.

John.

Goodbye to all of you.

We're getting back the best good hand in their day.

Draw a ground.

Why don't you stay away without a arrow?

I am.

That gun cost me $20. Look at it.

Your aim stopped.

Like a sceptus.

It was brought to you.

I don't like it, sceptus.

It's brought daylight. I don't know where near that canyon.

Weapons destroyed and music's intact.

What's the other sound out here? That's not your strummer.

Yeah.

This is just a story, B.K.

Let's go.

What the name of all that's holy was that?

That was the devil's own chariot, Harlan.

We've arrived at the gates of hell without a bible or a six-gun between us.

Some kind of flying machine.

I've read about the possibility.

Yeah. That damn flying machine or whatever it was does not change a thing.

We gotta move.

There are four partners here.

Saddlebag, it's Houston Double Eagles between us.

Only one law dog to stop us.

Shut up, Billy.

Something ain't right here.

And until I discover what it is, what we are is five Texicans.

We must stand up for each other.

We've got five Texicans on.

A man marks her all there.

Can that be Houston? It's got to be.

Houston, gates of hell. If I couldn't smell it and hear it, feel it.

I'd say I'd have to be dreaming.

Some kind of crazy nightmare.

1986.

If here's a road that Leichten and Bode could deal further than what Vash supposed.

What's it say?

We've come a long way into some future. Like Wolf said, we are standing at the gates of hell.

But either way, I've never crawled before in a wet-to-the-face of danger.

And I'm not about to begin now.

Yeah. We're with you, Harlan.

Deal me in this crazy nightmare as beginning to get me curious.

Looks to me like there's a place down there where a man could get himself a drink.

Find out the land.

So let's do it. Amen.

Slow and easy. But all the way to the hilt.

Just like the old days, John. Not hardly, Harlan.

I'll make it without my gun.

I'm not going to be a good guy.

I'm not going to be a good guy.

I'm not going to be a good guy.

Just the bar looks the same as the bar. Come on. So easy.

It's a light bulb.

It's a light bulb.

It's a light bulb.

I'm not going to be a good guy.

I'm not going to be a good guy.

I'm not going to be a good guy.

I'm not going to be a good guy.

I'm not going to be a good guy.

Where's the orchestra?

Sodom and Gomorrah.

Is that anything like a stone fence?

Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.

Thank you, ma'am.

Faps and friends.

Not as absent as friends can get.

Amen.

I think I'll just do that again.

We're good.

We're good.

We're good.

We're good.

We're good.

John, why don't you just let their lawman handle it?

These fellows need to be told less than improper manners.

I don't even know what proper manners is in this century.

Marlin, manners is something that never changes.

Oh, God.

You ruined my shot. You ruined it.

Let's predict it.

If I was trying to eat a sandwich, that's what you did.

I'm going to get drunk.

I'm going to wait.

We'll take you on, little darling, but you're too young.

Yeah, I'm besides Rudy.

14 will get you 20 every time.

Oh, baby, you tinseled tooth slurred.

Now, look.

If you don't know...

Gentlemen, gentlemen, my name is John and Grayell.

This is Harlan and Piper.

So, am I supposed to be impressed?

We'd be obliged if you'd cease bothering these people.

You'd go back to playing beaters.

There's none of your business.

Yeah, she hit me.

She only done what your mother should have done.

A long time ago.

Get out of my way.

There, move, turkeys.

That's in so, Mr. Parton. Not worth a killin'.

Nah, but surely a woman.

Surely a woman.

A whoopin'.

Whoop.

Whoop.

Whoop.

Like a boat or no?

This is real for certain.

Come on.

Whoop.

Harlan always was good with his hand.

Grayell, he's getting a touch slow.

Yeah, down right sluggish.

Whoop.

Exceptson did slight to felistines with a jawbone of an ass.

Whoop.

Whoop.

Whoop.

Whoop.

Come on, man!

Whoop.

Whoop.

Whoop.

Whoop.

Whoop.

Whoop.

Whoop, whoop.

Whoop.

Whoop.

Whoop.

Yes, Andrew and I have driven halfway across this country and it has been a revelation

to me, I can tell you.

I thought New York was bad.

Now every place is getting to be bad.

Pollution wise, crying in the streets wise.

I mean, anything you can worry about nowadays.

I mean, it's all coming through, isn't it?

I mean, the stuff we thought was science fiction is becoming science fact.

I used to think it was sad to grow old.

I'm telling you, I don't envy these kids today.

Not with all that alcoholism and drugs

and shaving their heads and painting them purple.

Look at that.

Growing up today is really a mess.

And what do they got to dream about anymore?

I mean, maybe the space program.

I mean, going to the moon, colonies on Mars.

I mean, how else are you going to get away from all

the smorgin pollution?

You know that every day they are burying radioactive junk

everywhere and bizarre things are starting to happen.

Gotcha.

I guess you know what I'm talking about, huh, boys?

How to have the third you?

Huh?

Yeah.

Thanks again, the Migos.

Stand in the radar, dude.

We told this boy hotel.

What thunder is this?

Man said it was the same thing.

My lord, look at he.

He yells, above.

Women ain't got enough cloth on them to pat a crutch.

But ain't they delicious, huh?

Doesn't seem to me that people in this century

got a whole lot of what you call modesty.

John, all I want from this century

is a place to hold up, huh?

Yeah.

Me and Harlan, though, go register.

You boys stay here and out of trouble.

Seems to me, Brother Grayler's ticking

on the mantle of command again.

Oh, shit.

Solid gold.

Well, I should hope so.

We're not in the habit of passing counterfeit money, sir.

Yeah, right.

Sure.

You want to pay for one night with this coin.

You mean it ain't enough?

Look, boys, I like a joke just as well as the next fella.

Settle up when you check out.

It ain't enough.

Oh, that's red, yeah.

It ain't enough.

I know this is some kind of control.

But how it works has got me stumped.

Don't just sit there.

Get on down here and knock down the room.

That's got it.

It works.

It's worth it.

It's worth it.

It's worth it.

It's worth it.

It's worth it.

It's worth it.

It's worth it.

Money can buy and no money down.

That's right.

Oh, money down.

I know what you're thinking.

Oh, Doc.

This little button makes a picture change.

Look at that.

All-time machine.

Look at that.

All-time machine.

Look at that.

All-time machine.

How do you know it might be interesting?

Here, and get down here.

Hey, you boys looking for something you lost?

It's this picture machine.

Took us by surprise.

Well, that damn thing mesmerized, man.

What the hell is it anyway?

Progress.

I think.

The devil's working.

Sure is the possibility.

It's a better bet of watching.

You saw a scholarly forebilly?

Can't you figure out that stand-up shower tub?

I'm going out.

Go, Harlan and Grill said you better stay put.

Yeah?

Well, maybe I do not take so kindly to being told to stay put.

How about anybody?

If I'm not while Harlan and Grill, go out and see the town.

That sheriff, he ain't changed enough.

He's still Mr. Heynmighty.

Good job, boys.

He's right behind you.

Look at for something you lost, boy.

Just demonstration.

I was just demonstrating something is all.

Just to me like you're demonstrating a common sense of good lord gave you, Billy.

He planned all on life-saving fear.

I was demonstrating how I'd handled Grill if he had sand face me.

Ha ha!

You and John and Grill in the street drawing on each other?

Billy, port-p-p-4.

No, the only reason you got a thorn in your gut about Grill is that when your father was

killed.

Killed saving Grill's life.

And things would have been a lot different if it had been the other way around.

Here, boys.

A Bible.

The truth?

I'm not a virgin.

Grill says it was me who got us on the wrong side of the lot of begin with me.

Just because I shot that fool on Selman.

Well, what is it, Harlan?

What'd you find out?

We don't know how to tell you this.

Just be straight with us.

We can take it.

Can't you take being dead?

Because that's what we are.

All of this.

Five dead men in a madhouse.

Two of the four-hour golf medicine didn't last me through that day.

I know.

The six-hour didn't last me through that night.

I know, Harlan.

Why isn't somebody invented it?

A 12-hour golf medicine?

Somebody hands, Alan.

Over a 12-hour dulcim only dulcim has a patented time-release formula that lasts up to 12 hours

for hours more relief than regular golf medicine.

Each dose helps you work all day and sleep all night.

12-hour dulcim, the golf relief that outlasts them all.

Terrific.

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You might think any panty shield would do.

Not true.

For fresher panties and a fresher me.

I switched to carefree.

Fact is, more women agree.

Carefree keeps you feeling fresher than the next leading brand.

See, carefree has one, two, three layers for fresheness.

Fresher panties, fresher you.

That's carefree.

I'm so fresh, I feel like a tiger.

Ooh, should have worn my tigers.

That great dentine taste makes it nicer to be together because not even mouthwash can

freshen your breath better than when you're chewing dentine.

I'm just a tuba.

You and I.

Had enough calcium today?

Need more?

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You're a part of my life.

You're a part of my home.

Whenever you're with me, I'm not alone.

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I want the best for you.

Your cat is a big part of your life.

So make Purina Catchow brand cat food part of his life.

It's all the nutrition cats need to live a healthier, happier life.

You're a part, part of my heart.

Purina Catchow, part of my healthier, happier life.

You will return to the Sunday movie Outlaws starring Rod Taylor.

Wednesday Mike's looking for a missing sister.

Deirdre is dead or is she?

They all make mistakes.

Then on Magnum.

My sister is out there somewhere.

She was coming from a room.

She's one tough customer.

You're beginning to annoy me.

That could get worse.

Then.

If you go to the police, you'll be killed.

What do these guys want from me?

I intend to find out.

Be equalizer all Wednesday.

Stay January 8th.

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Is it certain Harlan?

I mean really true and certain.

We went to three libraries.

I checked out every book there is on the subject.

Historical files.

After we were blasted out of that canyon.

None of us was ever heard of or seen again.

Ever.

But the lie went on down on the history books.

What lie?

That I was in on the robbery with you.

That we all escaped together during the storm.

Me and my former partners with all the money.

Well now ain't that something.

Your gravestone reads the same as ours.

Here lies an outlaw.

We ain't dead yet.

So the epitaph hasn't been written.

And when it is, it shouldn't read thief and shootest.

Your dream?

Yes my dream.

Same dream your par had.

To make this country a place where no man need worry about his whole money's family.

A place without renegades and murderers.

A place without a country with churches and schools and a bright future.

Yeah?

Well.

You just take a look at future ain't so bright now is it?

It ain't got through to you has it?

If we hadn't wrote that lightning book from 1899 to now.

We would have shot each other to death.

Or you would have hung.

There wouldn't have been no future at all and a wonderment like that.

Don't happen without a good reason.

Are you saying we got a second chance?

A repeat share?

Yes.

You could say that.

We went to a coin dealer.

What we have here is one hundred twenty dollar gold pieces and they're worth a bit more than

two thousand dollars.

How much more?

Brother Ice about half a million.

He split that up five ways and it's a hundred dollars.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

He's the one who left us to become a law man.

What do you think you're going to protect?

Man gives a note that gives his word bill.

But to towns people?

Even to towns people.

Your words your word Billy?

Yeah.

Well that don't cut it with me.

And I say we vote on it.

Now this is still free country ain't it?

So I say we vote.

I guess that before Bill we got to stand together or we're going to get taken down one by one.

Oh don't take it too bad.

You just might get a kick out of seeing me spend still the money again.

No ID.

No way we can accept your money gentlemen.

This institution favors a strict adherence to state and federal banking rules.

And we cannot accept this rather considerable amount of money without some kind of uh accepted identification.

Credit card, Social Security.

We told you who we were and gave you our names.

That's right Mr. and our words are bomb.

We're here to give you our money.

Not take yours.

Gentlemen please this has nothing to do with me.

It is not personal.

I would love to accommodate you but I must have at the very least a driver's license from one of you.

Driver's license?

Driver's license.

Bill out those forms in triplica and be sure to list especially all the places the residents here over the last ten years.

And we're going to be bursus if it's on each other.

Bursus if it's on each other.

Yes sir, proof of birth is mandatory.

You mean that's the law?

Of course that's the law.

Lady, we are standing right here in front of you.

Yes sir but I'm afraid you're going to have to prove that.

Well, it doesn't look much like the old Morgan Place anymore does it?

But it'll do.

Main house used to be the barns I recall.

Uh huh.

About a hundred years old.

About the same as us.

Yeah but lots of fence.

I mean lots of fence.

Well you can play in this women hole later.

Come on let's move in this new stuff with boy.

Come on Billy we got work to do.

I ain't this a shark sticking the eye with almost million hairs and there's work to be done.

The fuel is un- injected by the fuel injection system into the carburetor.

We're super heated air created by the ignition of gases causes a small explosion.

Combustered, which motivates the pistons in the engine and driveshaft etc.

Simple isn't it?

Now we'll be first to try what we've learned.

Get up there I see.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Right over.

Right over.

What's ailing for?

Oh whoa.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Get in the hand of it huh?

Stop the car Mr. Lucas.

Please stop the car Mr. Lucas.

The brake.

Whoa!

Everything whoa!

The brake to the board.

Right.

Whoa.

He's lost gas.

He's lost gas.

Too much gas.

I told you.

I told you it's too much.

You alright?

The boy always was a little mad.

Why?

I'm going to take a quick little boat.

Good afternoon.

I'm Maggie Randall your neighbor.

Couple miles that way.

Well we're real sorry about the ruckers on the road man.

But we're very pleased to meet you.

This is Harlan Pike.

This is Brother William.

This is Wolfson Lucas.

And this is Isaiah McCam.

I do ma'am.

Oh and I'm Jonathan Grayleman.

Not yet master.

When he was a hero of mine,

I had a picture on my bedroom wall.

Oh man.

You couldn't beat you.

You're now at the gospel truth.

This is a pleasure man.

Pleasure meeting you.

Thank you all and say goodbye to Wolf for me.

I'll relay your sentiments.

May I escort you to your vehicle?

Well thank you John.

Well your friends are very nice John.

Different but nice.

And terrible lives.

I haven't heard such tall tale since my granddaddy passed on.

Ice in his stories about New Orleans.

A duel in a brothel basement.

Yes Maggie.

And fill in his gun slinger yarns

and Harlan talking about how it was after the Civil War.

Uh huh.

Either you're all from the Twilight Zone

or the best western historians I've ever heard.

The Twilight Zone?

Yeah.

The TV show.

On the TV show yeah.

Well you see we're a little rough around the edges.

But we mean well.

You mean well.

Mm-hmm.

Well I never meant to stay for lunch.

But it was wonderful.

Maggie Randall?

It was a great pleasure for us to have you.

Before my husband died,

he talked a lot about buying this house.

It's almost as if it was mine once.

Anyway.

Later I was on a committee.

It stopped a cartel of high rollers

from turning this valley into parking lots and condos.

Well well well.

Condos huh?

Yeah well.

Well I can say here's where very much a blind steam,

I didn't thank you.

You know John, there's something about you.

Van Harlan in the house.

It's very strange.

I mean, you're so polite.

Almost courtly.

You're very evasive about your backgrounds.

I forgot to check in.

This is Bravo 3 HQ.

Uh you're a prison's ready for transported,

County Jail.

Are you clear on that Bravo 3?

Clear. En route.

You a law man Maggie?

Something wrong with that?

No, it just takes a second to sort of sink in as all.

Well I suppose I should have mentioned the fact before.

Nothing to fuss over.

In fact it's comforting to know we have such able protection.

Just down the road.

But we'll see a lot more of you Maggie Randall.

I think that goes without saying John Graham.

Be safe.

What you reading on here Isaiah?

Then books on slaves and such.

What is it partner?

You alright?

Yeah.

Just fine.

Just learned that black man.

Not a nigger.

He's a hoes man, does.

Woe is poor over that very thing.

Man's right to be treated like a man.

The Civil War right?

Well that war freed me.

But this war.

Put the word pride back in my people's vocabulary.

Pride and dignity.

These men and women, they put it all on the line.

They didn't take a step back.

A lot of most their lives in the process.

For real war, cannons and troops and such?

Mostly it was peaceful.

A peaceful war?

Yes.

All this is over what I'm... what really?

Not being served in a cafe or saloon.

Well you never had any trouble getting served in saloon.

That's because I was packing a gun and I knew how to use it.

Where's Wolf?

The storm is getting nasty out there.

Help me Lord!

I'm not going to stop that day!

I'm getting cowboys!

I'm the one and I'm exhausted!

I'm Lord!

Come get me!

I wanna go back!

Oh, good boy!

He's got a license for us!

Billy, don't touch it!

Get away from me!

Get away from me!

Get away from me!

Get away from me!

I wanna get out of this hellish world!

Go back where I belong!

Get out of the world!

Get out of the world!

Don't touch it!

Don't touch it!

Calm down!

Plilting you're gonna end up getting dry!

Maybe a good word!

It sure is sighting with the first time!

That's it!

That's it!

Freddy's legs, Billy!

I got him!

Hold on!

Get out of here!

Get out of here!

Get out of here!

Oh my God!

Get out of here!

Get out of here!

Put your back pins!

Whoa, come on!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Come on!

Whoa!

Go on, count, go on, count yourself.

Come on, count yourself.

Come on, count yourself.

Come on, count yourself.

You just don't belong in this world.

It's too crazy.

I was paying hunger.

War?

You know what's happening all over the planet right when it's happening?

Can't you see what a heartless machine is all become?

I just want to go home.

Come on, calm down, brother.

I'm lightning ball, could have taken you further.

At least we are alive.

Back there.

We were somebody and alive.

Breaking the law ain't being somebody.

I broke the law, and I was somebody, Graham.

Listen, we're stuck here.

I'm tearing ourselves apart, ain't gonna help nothing.

Bill, come on, it's right.

That's it. You take his side again.

Pretty soon you'll be just like it.

A doo-gooder.

Come on, Bill, they calm down.

And maybe we were once bad men.

But at least we were men.

Yeah, now we're just numbers and the devil's on the countbook.

You're the way that stuff is built.

You see, go easy.

Stop.

Yield.

No trespassing.

Keep out.

You and Graham.

You're starting to sound just like this new world we're in.

You know, I told you to quit doing that.

Nobody tells me what to do, but me, hard.

Not anymore.

No, wait, wait, wait, boys.

We gotta be patient.

Patience, we gotta lay low.

In conspicuous.

We gotta learn a hell of a lot about this new world we're in

before we start painting the town red.

John's right.

Oh, no, he didn't.

We don't know nothing of the kind.

All we know is that the two of you are always siding with each other

and laying down the law.

We don't like it.

You know, it appears my daddy raised at least one stupid son.

Ah!

Oh!

Come on.

You and me are Quiz Harlan.

I'm taking my shirt.

I'm on my own as of right now.

I'll endeavor to keep him on a straight path.

However, I can get myself untwisted too.

John.

Well, I guess I'll finally give California a try.

John.

Harlan.

I'll be right back.

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Rod Taylor and Richard Roundtree, starring in Outlaws, will return.

Monday, Kate and Nally supervise a new year's e-party.

What time will the guests leave, who's invited, what beverages will be served?

Honestly, cadmium lacy rounds here.

And Patty falls for a rock star.

Hi, Patty. I love you.

But first, she has to get around my sister Sam.

Do I ground her? No!

Yes!

Thursday.

If this boy ever sold drugs, I'm mobbed barker.

Simon and Simon help her sailor in trouble.

Can we talk?

But can they keep him in line?

Thank you.

And?

I don't know what possessed to invite an escaped convict for New Year's Eve.

It wasn't escaped when I invited him.

It's a crazy new year's Eve with the signing women.

Then on nutslending, love.

I decided I wanted to marry you.

And deceit.

Bye, Olivia.

I'm not hooked or anything.

Thursday on CBS.

Good evening.

Here's news break from CBS News.

US and Iranian negotiators will meet tomorrow at the Hague in the Netherlands.

Talk about more than a half a billion dollars of Iran's money frozen by the Federal Reserve Bank in the United States.

Iran says release of that money is a condition for its help in getting US hostages in Lebanon freed.

In Milwaukee, mystery writer John McDonald is dead.

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McDonald wrote 77 books, including the Travis McGee series.

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Partly cloudy skies tonight and overnight low of 25 degrees.

Then mostly cloudy skies Monday with a high near 39.

And we can expect a chance of flurries by Monday night.

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Watch carefully. You're about to get a glimpse of the future.

It's time we recognize kids for what they really are.

Hello, hold that now.

Let's go easy with you, Jackass.

A boat tending for sure.

That it, boy. Good job of the liver.

I want to thank you. Appreciate it.

No, thanks, Arnold.

Told Billy not to drink and here I am doing the same damn thing.

Hey, we're fine, Pearton. You and me.

Do the best guns in East Texas.

Take a stir, drench.

Come on now, Harlan.

It's only been three weeks.

Billy and the others will be in touch with that soon for sure.

Not just that, it's us. You and me, it's the same as before.

What's the hell are you aiming at?

Come on, Harlan.

You took me and Billy under your wing.

You made men out of us and I thought you were some kind of a guide.

So I took second place.

I was glad when you left, John.

Lord, I'm an aching to be on my own. Show what I could do without you.

I never held you back from doing what you're going to do.

And now you got me doing it again once more.

Going along with whatever you want.

Even against my own blood.

You didn't go along when I quit being an outlaw.

Why should I have?

To be John Grayles' deputy?

When the sovereign state of Texas offered me a chance to tow the line,

I still wasn't outlaw.

Part and soul, I probably still am.

And you're a law man.

You always were.

Even after the war, you tried longer than anybody else to walk this straight and narrow.

Well, now you've got your chance to be honest, John Grayles.

But what about the rest of us?

What about the rest of us?

What about the rest of us?

Hey, Bambi, take a chill. Check this out.

On a gratic, we got a hand.

Like the LaRanger or something, huh?

How?

Too far, Cole.

Okay, yourself, son.

What tribe are you?

Punk.

Now that's obvious.

Yeah, but what tribe are you?

Airhead.

That's a good question.

Again!

Go out of there, Cole.

Outlaw.

Yeah, come on.

Damn!

Outlaw!

Outlaw!

Hey, man.

Got the short of partners.

Fine, Mr. Grill.

You listen real careful, Mr. Pike.

You'll hear them sirens.

The police announced their movements was nowadays.

They're heading right here.

Well, I'm leaving anyway.

I'm gonna go out and get my brother.

Uh-huh.

You hear me? I'm leaving.

I hear you. Where'd you get that iron?

Pawnchow.

Peace, John.

You've been hittin' more than you're missin'.

Stamped out of the cookie cutter.

Harlan.

Ice has come back home.

You move?

And Billy?

Alive.

Been in a mess of trouble, come on.

Well, you see, we made this bar as Austin.

Where we discovered a pothouse where the pot end never stopped.

Then we bought ourselves some fancy new duds.

Tried to fit in.

Real fashionable.

Thank you, John.

It's all very interesting, but...

Doom experiment.

Seein' the wall and the bar came west.

I worked in a place like that.

This place was different.

Evil.

That's what we'll call it.

Said it was bingeful bait.

Catching up with this prodigal son.

The Lord knows the man was right.

See a man can't indulge himself like that all the time.

The man has got to risk more than just his heart.

So we found ourselves in a game of fire card draw with a two-legged steak named Ballard.

DJ Ballard.

You see, Billy had lost his spot on the money he had in his pocket.

And that's when he'd bet one of those double eagles he was carrying.

Mr. Chief was sending more signals in a Comanche with a barn fire.

Billy took that somewhat of miss.

Mr. Chief did it all in the wave.

And the intens Always

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They arrested us, along with Ballad.

They push us through a joke of a trial,

and they put us in this thing they call up work for.

I want to take the ability to get back to this ballot.

No, no. Ballad paid off a couple of guards.

They got Billy alone.

Beat him up real bad, and they put him in a steel shed

and let him cook.

By the time he got out, he was in bad shape.

I got a way to come and arrange a rescue.

What did you have in mind, guys?

Well, there's road work every Wednesday by the prisoners.

Today's Tuesday.

So it is.

Afternoon, son.

Why don't you just sit down right here and be real quiet?

And everything will work out just splendidly.

Understand?

I heard that honking, would you?

Yeah, something's up, Wolf.

I can feel it.

Sure hope DJ got the message.

Coming up.

Boo!

Let's go.

Billy, let go of it.

Billy, let go of it.

Billy, let go of it!

Billy, let go of it.

Wha-ha!

Tell him, boys!

Second cover!

Oh, my god!

That's the first one!

Oh, my god!

I'm gonna go back and get back.

Oh, my god!

I'm gonna go back.

I'm gonna go back.

I'm gonna go back.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Just bring in somebody's suit.

On a tingy as us?

Yeah, not sure who you're here.

Let's go!

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Give me some cover!

Billy, you can't go after him alone!

I got a heartlet!

What did it get you on the horseback?

It's right, Pard!

Let's get into this rock, go!

Come on!

You know when things really heat up?

When we're inside the opponent's 30-yard line.

That's when things get exciting.

Get hot.

That's when you really start sweating.

But you won't find me showering with the deodorant soap.

I made a clean break with ivory.

Look, ivory's good on a soap.

So don't fall all covered up with deodorants, or heavy perfumes.

I just feel and smell clean.

That's an honest clean.

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Why are you letting your cold keep you so toughing and out of love?

Shivering and shaking, coughing your night's mind.

Completing with the nose that runs like a champion.

Wishing you could breathe as well with your mouth closed.

As with an open, wondering what it was you did to deserve to be this sick.

Why?

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Ready, Rose?

Oh, wait a minute, honey.

Okay, DJ, I got everything.

You positive, Rose?

Maybe you need another 20 or 30 minutes to really check things out thoroughly, huh?

Come on, DJ.

Could be in so mean.

I need my purse, honey.

What are you looking at?

I think that bossin' dumped it in a gully, huh?

I wouldn't do that, guys.

I got plans for this band.

I don't include it doing no crash and burn.

At least not yet.

Why, you punk. You traitor.

See that man, you're crazy.

That's why I'm getting out of here.

Going against the guy with a gun in his hand.

You are crazy.

It's why the whole country's after us.

We got pictures all over the place.

Don't matter if you're making a hit or rob in a bank.

You gotta shoot everything all the hell.

Look, DJ.

I'm not a snitch, huh?

All I want to do is leave.

It's exactly what I'm gonna do.

Come on, now, Joey.

Stay back, Rose. Get away!

Get away!

Well, hell, if that's the way you want it, go jump.

Rose.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Harlan, there you go.

Harlan, there's what's left of a body in there.

We found this.

Billy?

Oh, my God!

Lord, this is me again speaking on behalf of us all,

who even though we're not your best servants,

do try to do the best that we can.

Billy Pike was her friend, Lord, and her brother.

We'd appreciate it if you had exercised your almighty patience

and give him whatever break you self-fit.

Lord, we all know that old Billy was a wild and foolish buck,

but he is also braver than Joshua.

Earlier today, he saved a little boy's life,

and we was kind of hoping maybe you'd let that count for something.

Maybe you could cut him a little slack, or give him some time off

due to good behavior.

Amen.

Oh, uh, Lord, there's always a chance this could maybe be one of your miracles.

Billy Pike is alive out there somewhere.

Of course, if this isn't with you,

you do your best for whoever it is.

Thank you.

Amen.

You killed my brother.

This DJ Baller's gonna die.

Not here, cut a wide and bloody path.

This kind always does.

We're gonna have to waste a couple of days before we track him

so that we can arm ourselves.

Island?

We don't know for absolute sure, but Billy's dead.

John.

No more discussion.

Don't feel bad, tell her.

In a week or two, you'll be hitting everything you shoot at.

The problem is we don't have a week or two.

Mr. Finch?

Do you remember to bring those other weapons I talked about?

You know, there's something a little more old-fashioned, for instance.

And a sight slower.

Not so damn ugly.

Tough enough to get the job done.

Here's all I had in thought, fellers.

They're old-earned.

They're slower, prettier, and tougher.

They're antique boys.

I mean, they're real antiques.

Mr. That's what we're talking about.

Now, they're not pretty.

Billy, you would have liked this.

Let me see that navy coat.

Let's take a look at that lightning there.

Hey, don't worry.

We'll take the light.

We got company.

I'll help Mr. Finch with his gear.

If you'll cover for us with the definition of law, man, a law, man, a-

Something like that, Mr. Finch, if you just follow us right down to the house, we can settle up right now.

The boys are not going anywhere.

Not right now, you have my word on them.

These are arrest warrants, John, for Billy, Ice, and Wolf.

Yeah, they ain't changed much since my day.

What do you mean, your day?

I was associated with law enforcement, Maggie.

Long ways back.

Well, then, you should know better, John.

They escaped with DJ Ballad from the state correction work group.

They're innocent.

Ballad's not.

They are wanted men.

Well, I certainly know that, man.

Good God for John. This is serious.

I had to convince my boss not to send more men out here.

And then here you all are buying guns and shooting honeydew's to hell and gone.

A guard was wounded in the escape.

He died this morning.

There is also serious speculation that the men who helped Billy and the others escape

on horseback, John, that those men are also part of Ballad's group and just as responsible.

That's not true.

I know they are your friends, but give it up, John.

Give it up.

Maggie?

Once upon a long time ago.

Down there.

Where the grasslands meet the hills.

A small raiding party of eastern command.

She's got themselves surrounded and cut off.

Instead of giving it up.

They decided to fight.

Stand the ground.

Texans outmanned them.

Outgunned them.

They sung the death chant and they went down to the last brave.

I understand now why they were dying.

I understand now what they were dying for.

Freedom, Maggie.

Don't ever let anyone take that away from me.

No matter what.

Neither freedom, nor your good name.

That's what Ballad did to us.

That's why we won't give it up.

Revenge, justice, where's Billy?

We don't know for certain. Where's Ballad?

Good. God, John, you're going after Ballad?

Yes, Maggie. If you'll allow us.

Not a chance, John. You are all on it.

Deputy Randall, don't draw. Please, Bab.

Ma'am?

Well, John, so much for law, man.

It's not your fault, thank you.

I mean, you know, there were four of us.

There's nothing to be ashamed of.

Mr. Randall?

I should have come out here with a SWAT team. Never talked at all.

I should have just come out here arrested all you courtly gentlemen

and thrown you in the slam.

Yes, ma'am? Maybe that would have been better.

Let the police handle this, John.

Ballad and the others are killers, and if you do catch up with them...

Maggie, don't worry. Me and these boys have had a pretty fair amount of experience

in that area. Ballad will sweep one way or another.

We'll will end on the size.

Or some to atone for as many transgressions, but we will have him weep some first.

Who are you?

Outlaws.

Outlaws who've seen the light.

Adios, Maggie.

Go ahead for the New Mexico border.

We're bound to jump the roadblock.

That's right.

You won't get far.

Let's hope not.

So let's do it.

Hey, men.

Slow, when he's all the way.

To the hilt.

Hey, men.

Hey, men.

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Whoop.

Didn't see nothing worth mentioning.

All right.

One more time.

I'll then give it a rest.

Give yourself a rest.

Ballad went through the roadblock here at the Farwell, Texas.

Went then across the New Mexico line here.

Now then New Mexican loman, they have their roadblock here and here.

There's only one road in or out.

I mean, Ballad was underground and he's holed up between Clovis, New Mexico.

And right where we are now, that's the White River, Salah, Kansas.

Harlins.

We've been over that.

We've been over that.

With a fine-toothed corn.

All of it.

Oh, and why don't you calm down and have yourself some coffee?

I've got to like it here.

Like this.

I like it here.

Like freedom.

I like the smells.

The taste.

It got to remind me of a woman who gave me this dolphin.

I'm just a boy.

There is a feather in strangers.

Traveling through this world of war.

But there's no sickness.

No door.

No danger in that bright world.

Which I go.

I'm going there to see my father.

I'm going there no more to run.

Yes, I'm going over Jordan.

I'm just going over home.

I knew it.

About time you boys got here.

Billy.

What a hot burn damn turkey so long, Harlan.

What did you do that for?

Why did you use one of them telephones and call me?

Well, I tried.

You know, those ones by the side of the road like little outhouses.

I couldn't read the directions.

And it was hard enough to stand on Ballard's trail as it was.

There.

Ballard and the others boarded up back there.

I've been watching them wait.

No sleep or food.

I was afraid of my leaf for you boys got here.

I didn't think to see you on this sheriff.

John's only wanted had the true faith.

He's the only one who really believed you was alive.

Yeah?

Yeah.

How come?

Well, you're way too wanted to die, Billy.

You're not yet, I know it.

Mm-hmm.

You're joking, I'm bringing clothes.

Come on.

I thought this was a replace to when you lost to it.

Where'd the hat, Harlan?

You kinda naked with that.

Use my extra.

Left yours on a sad little grave outside of Austin.

That wasn't me.

Well, we thought it was you.

Me and John even said some real nice sentiments over here.

I'm truly sorry I have caused me grief, Harlan.

I'm just proud as hell to wear your extra.

Any time.

Alba, back to you say, ballad was holed up.

Just a couple miles as the crow flies.

We should be there by first light.

Fresh track.

Go.

Red?

Not so many. Go get him, Harlan, full bore.

Listen, I'm getting tired.

Come on, man.

Where was ballad heading when he left here?

Go jump.

You are going to tell us what we need to know.

What's your lever alone, Harlan?

He's just like you two gang up on a body, hitting them from both sides.

You're going to tell us what we need to know.

We didn't have time for any more niceties.

She did put a bullet in, brother Wolf.

Girl just creased me.

That's all.

What's all this talk about?

No more niceties, Harlan.

A little Lord, you're getting a sound like everybody else in this state

started the world.

Justifying and doing wrong, because everybody else is doing wrong.

Hey, mama.

You like a little drink or something?

Maybe bite the e?

No one's ever done that before.

You done what?

Stood up for me.

Ballad did that to you, Rose. Didn't he?

So where'd you get yours?

I guess you could save Ballad the same as yours.

I know what you think of it.

We had a good times, too, you know?

Maybe not a lot of good times, but I never did expect too much from DJ anyway.

I saved his life, you know?

I saved his life.

And then last night he gets real strange, and then he hit me,

and he just kept on hitting me.

You wouldn't do that, would you?

I am.

What will happen to me if I tell you?

Nothing's gonna happen to you.

They're flying to Los Angeles.

DJ has a deal working to sell the money from the Denver job.

Sell the money?

Yeah.

You know, the recorded serial numbers on all the bills.

Hot money.

Sure.

Hot money.

Yeah.

Then they're leaving the country.

Brazil, they're South Americas.

Where in Los Angeles is he gonna meet these other people?

Can you please pay for all your men?

Hey, how about...

Never saw that, sir.

Never saw that, sir.

You're coming for a kid?

Well, you won't.

I don't want nothing, Billy, but...

I'm back there, the way you handle the situation.

Where you listen to that girl?

You know how your par was my best friend, but...

You know how he'd give his life.

I thought he was gone, but he isn't.

Thank you, Billy.

Yeah, well, if you think that pretty speech changes anything

in the state, why didn't think that for a minute, Billy?

Didn't think that for a minute.

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I'm alive today.

Every vibe today energized today.

By the lies today, no surprise today.

It's my sheer energy.

Cheer energy massages when I move my legs are feeling soot that it's great to be.

In sheer energy.

Here we are the one we rode the likeman.

But it's a wonder-buddest.

I'll take the lightning any day.

When they went into the firmament,

I heard the noise of their wings like the noise.

The great waters.

God, Harlan.

I wish my gun weren't packed away in the baggage compartment.

Could you gun do you now, Billy?

If I had my gun, I could shoot myself.

Or this damn sardine can falls down.

It's a royal and it's troops.

I tell DJ, you stay here until I call you.

And he's shooting, come quick.

Hey, Luther.

By this time tomorrow we'll be sitting in Rio with the margarita in one hand and the seniorita in the other.

Don't cut your seniorita's yet, man.

Pass missed.

It's a royal.

It's about time.

The dears is with him.

Hey, DJ.

What the two of you?

How you doing, man?

Jesus, we're all you Cuban jerk.

Long time, me, amigo.

Long time.

Give me a hug, Jelan.

Come on.

Come on.

Hey, DJ.

You becoming well known.

A regular Juan Dillionger.

Me?

Who's picture do we see in my army post office, huh?

Luther, tell the man who's picture we saw.

Mr. Ramona Royles.

Me?

The one and only.

Two cars, that way.

You know, we may or may not come out of this in one piece,

but I gotta say, it's been a privilege to ride with you boys again.

Likewise, John.

But I wouldn't worry about it.

We're dead already.

So, let's do it.

Hey, man.

Slow and easy.

All the way.

See that health.

DJ, Luther, it's those guys.

It's those cowboys.

What are you talking about?

Are you crazy or what?

The three of them are in the slam with you, man.

And they can't remember the one we blow up their own.

It's Sam and there's two guys with them.

It's the cowboys, man.

What's going on, DJ?

This is beginning to make me nervous.

Brickwalk parties.

You tried to jump us once before.

Right, they've been dog on us.

They must have picked up on the kind of money we got here.

What are they, cops?

The three of them want to prison with me.

Some hit jail in Texas.

Gow boys, huh?

Don't worry, we got eight.

They got five.

No problem, right?

Hey, maybe more.

Straight in.

All right, you're right.

We're licensed.

You got this.

All right.

All right.

We're licensed.

All right, all right.

All right, you're right.

We're licensed.

All right.

All right, you're right.

All right.

You okay?

Yeah, I'll make it.

Well...

This lost me a good watch, so...

This is not so easy.

They got ya!

Hey!

They were you, I know!

Oh!

Oh!

Yeah!

Got it, boys!

Let's go!

Come on, let's join the party.

Look.

David, I'm not aermanch!

Who flake'em, DJ?

I carry five guns there.

Oh, it's a bag of no favor.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

These boys take their time and aim straight.

The bloods that they don't thank you.

They got any sense they should be working their way alongside us.

Look at this!

Look at this country!

Look at this country!

Look!

All right, all right.

Deus!

You cowboys want to show them?

Huh?

Come!

Over here.

Who's next?

Come on, who's next?

Here.

Meet your maker with a smile, Ballard.

My turn, Mr. Ballard.

Pick it up and use it, you piece of dirt.

He's not a good guy.

He's not a good guy, he's a good guy.

He's not a good guy.

Watch out, who won't be my next two Dilson Astroph Ryan to make this Simon Falcon.

Damn it, look like a toilet.

Hey, bam!

Hehehehehehehehehehhe!"

When asked about their background, John Graham replied that he, and his partners were hit by lightning back in 1899

1999 and rode the bolt to the present time.

Oh, sure.

And so, Mr. Grayle continued, our backgrounds

wouldn't be of much interest to you fellas nowadays.

Good Godfrey, wouldn't that be a strange thing?

Come on, it's a gag or a joke.

Maybe they just like the privacy.

Smart as what it is.

You just wait.

Them good old boys are going to be up to their ears

and clients for too long.

Yeah.

They're the craziest jobs in the book.

Not so for that.

Come on, boo.

Then we're going to kill one of them.

This is a great war boy.

But the first, they're master of the Apartboard.

Then we're going to kill

an shuffling-

He's gone down the line.

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