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Species 8 "Everyday Life in Poor Health"

Good morning, Master.

Huh?!

Why are you here, Cerea?

I'd understand Miia being here, but why you?

That was good, huh?

Yeah.

That was pretty good, Honey.

I'm glad you liked it.

Rachnera-san, what do you mean by "Honey"?!

Aren't you being too friendly for someone who just moved in?!

Oh, my. Should I call him "Darling" as well, then?

Rachnera-san!

Take this!

Total Defeat

Honorifics are so formal.

Just call me Rachnera.

I'll just get Papi to...

What is this? It's so fun!

Rach-neesan, you're amazing!

"Rach-neesan"? Is that me?

Boing, boing.

Never mind! She's no help at all!

Boing, boing.

Which ocean are you from?

I'm not a crab.

But that's okay. I have the ultimate weapon, Centorea.

I have no objections to Lady Rachnera living here.

Huh?!

I don't sense anything wrong, like I did with Lady Meroune.

Squish

Cerea...

Forgive me!

Go ahead, please get on my back.

I'm not riding you.

What's the matter?

You're being very assertive.

You don't need to stick so close—

How can you say that?!

You are my master!

Accompanying you at all times is my duty!

Please, allow me to remain by your side!

But I'm going to the bathroom...

F-Forgive me!

You really have no objections?

None.

She's definitely up to no good.

She even looks shady.

Miia.

You mustn't judge anyone by their appearance, no matter whom.

It is shameful.

We non-humans should know that better than anyone.

Y-Yeah, but...

Darling?

Master?

Sorry, sorry.

Honey came barging into the bathroom,

and I was so surprised, I accidentally tied him up.

That's a lie!

You were lying in wait for him!

Very well.

However, please lock the door

when you use the bathroom.

Hey—

I'm exhausted.

What's going on with Cerea and Rach-neesan?

Huh?

What is this?!

We're finally alone.

Rach-neesan?!

Is that my name now?

Not that I mind.

What are you doing?!

Well, of course...

A romantic rendezvous.

You're looking for a spouse, right?

But you haven't laid a finger on any of them.

Are you the passive type?

If that's the case, Onee-san will show you the way.

Now, let's have some fun.

Those little pests won't get in our way.

Oh, you're already hard.

Wow, you cut it to pieces.

Was that necessary?

And isn't that a fake sword?

I think she might be more dangerous than I am...

Cerea, stop!

I'm gonna fall!

Where are you taking me?!

Somewhere away from home.

If she's trying to sink her fangs into my master,

it would be better to... to...

Have a good day.

I'm off.

Oh, it kicked!

Let me feel.

These stares.

Huh?

The curious stares directed at non-humans.

Most of them mean no harm, I'm sure.

But...

The stares of those looking at someone unlike themselves

are piercing, and excruciatingly so.

I don't think that's why they're staring at you.

We non-humans are

constantly subjected to these stares.

N-No... I don't think...

We know better than anyone how painful those stares are.

And yet...

And yet, I have

judged Lady Rachnera on her appearance.

But thanks to you, I was...

Regardless, viewing her that way is unforgivable.

I came here

representing the dignified centaur race,

and yet...

I'm not worthy of representing them.

Whoa, whoa!

Those are some huge tits.

And her lower body's a horse.

Talk about freaky.

Is that a centaur?

I bet she can only do it from behind.

These guys again?

And they brought friends, too.

With those tits, she's more like a cow.

I'd like to milk those!

Me, too!

That's enough—

Master, I cannot understand the words of these boors.

Let's leave this place.

Is that her boyfriend?

Can he even satisfy her?

Not with his tiny virgin wiener!

She'd need a horse!

Do you want to be cut to pieces?!

C-Cerea!

Oh? You sure about that?

I thought you couldn't hurt humans.

It'd be a diplomatic incident, right?

Be a good little virgin!

Master!

We'll just ignore your lower half

and have you service us with these tits.

Cerea!

What is this?

This looks fun.

Mind if I join in?

Don't you know what will happen to you if you touch me?!

If I talk to the right people, you...

You think you're going to get the chance?

Honestly, how could you let this trash do this to you?

B-But the Interspecies Exchange Bill...

It's fine as long as no one finds out.

I-In any case, thank you.

You saved us—

Only I am allowed to torment my honey.

Shall we stay the night somewhere, Honey?

Ow.

Hey, now, blows to the head are no laughing matter.

I-I am grateful to you and don't mean to discriminate,

but I still hate you!

Don't touch my master!

He is my master alone!

He is not your plaything!

What have I done?

There could be no greater rudeness to my master.

I must return to my homeland.

Master, thank you for everything.

Whoa, chill out, Cerea!

You finally spoke your mind.

You're too serious, you know.

I just hate it when people pretend nothing's wrong.

You haven't trusted me this whole time,

but said you had no objections. It was obnoxious!

Since I'm so large,

I can easily beat up humans.

It's natural for you to be on your guard.

But is that "discrimination"?

People are free to like and dislike what they want.

So you don't like me?

Isn't that normal?

Pretending to get along is just hypocritical.

If you don't like me, that's fine.

Well, shall we go home, then?

Shooting all those webs made me hungry.

I'll make dinner, then.

She got me.

I couldn't respond.

It's true that I don't like her, but...

This way.

Whoa.

Don't pull so much! It's dangerous!

It seems I can trust her.

You're so warm.

Lady Rachnera,

please allow me to repay you somehow.

I will not be satisfied otherwise.

Well, in that case...

R-Rach-neesan?

I always wanted to try tying her up.

Endure it.

I brought this upon myself.

I must discipline my immature heart.

But...

Okay, next, let's try tying your hands behind your back.

I really do hate her!

Monster Girls!

Monster Girls!

What?!

You caught a cold?!

D-Darling, hang in there.

Are you okay, Master?

Don't worry, Darling.

I, Miia-chan, the lamian nurse,

will take care of you!

Darling, you're sweating.

Shall we change your clothes?

Or would you like to give this nurse a shot?!

Stop! Are you a dirty old man?!

Stop right there!

Everyone, get out of the room right now!

Darling-kun may be contaminated and must be quarantined.

We fear it could be a mutating virus.

If a powerful new virus that mutates quickly

and is capable of infecting non-humans gets out,

it could lead to a pandemic that threatens the future of non-humans!

But what about my master?

Don't worry.

I'll take care of him instead.

You will?

I've got piles of work to do,

Please handle the rest!

but for the sake of preventing infection, I have no choice.

Smith!

We've got a ton of work to do! Where are you?!

She's using it as an excuse to skip work.

10 Minutes Later

Thought so.

We'll have to take care of Darling ourselves.

Yeah!

Wait, wait.

Lady Smith had a valid point. It would be terrible if we were infected.

That would certainly be tragic.

Mero, this happened because I made you sick.

Don't worry about me.

You must...

live on... for me...

Mero?

Mero!

If only there were someone who couldn't get infected...

Excuse me, Master.

Cerea?

Huh? Suu?

I thought I heard Cerea's voice.

Master, can you hear me?

Huh?

We cannot approach you because we could become infected.

Therefore, we're going to have Suu take care of you.

Got that, Suu?

Therefore, we're going to have Suu take care of you.

Brilliant idea, Centorea-sama.

You're so smart.

But the problem is how we should teach Suu how to take care of him.

I know!

Perhaps we could have Suu-sama learn how

by having her pretend to be the master.

Good idea.

First, we'll show her how to take his temperature...

Th-This is Suu, right?

Has she always had that ability?

Wow, she looks just like him!

O-Okay, Suu, p-pay attention.

Touch your foreheads together like this,

and feel his...

t-temperature...

And, um...

You're so hot.

You must be around 42 degrees Celsius...

Wow, that feels so nice and cool...

Wait, Suu!

I know she always does this,

but it could be deadly when I'm sick!

You must be around 42 degrees Celsius.

Shut up!

Master, I shall take care of you next.

Mero?

When mermaids are sick,

we take medicinal baths in pools with medicinal herbs dissolved in them.

With enough exposure, they can cure any illness.

S-So cold...

How long am I supposed to sit here?

You'll make a complete recovery in about a week.

That won't cure me, it'll kill me!

Cure Kill

You're all useless.

This is my time to shine!

When you're sick, you need nutrients!

N-Nutrients?

Ta-da!

Miia's special white porridge!

It looks decent enough.

I practice every day.

This is rice porridge?

I've never seen it before!

Want to try it?

May I?

Thank you, I will.

Little mermaid,

this potion will give you legs.

But in exchange, you will experience the hellish pain

of your fins being torn off.

I was careful choosing the ingredients, too.

White rice, white onions, white sesame, boiled water, Chinese cabbage,

white plums, whitebait, swan, white egret, and white chocolate.

"White porridge" isn't porridge with white ingredients!

Swan, white egret, and white chocolate!

E-Eating that could actually kill me...

Huh?

Did you eat it on the way here?

Y-You're hopeless, aren't you?

Okay, now it's Papi's turn!

Just let me sleep.

My wings are warm.

Sleeping against them would feel nice.

They do seem warm.

So, Suu, sleep next to him for me.

Sleep next to him for me...

Are you trying to sleep next to me or eat me?

What the heck did they teach you, Suu?!

Get away... why... in the way... not helping...

What is this? It's terrifying!

Get away from him!

Why are you getting in the way?

You're not helping anything!

This image is absolutely unforgivable!

After the Deed

Why? It's just Suu.

Yes, it is, but...

I want to do more extreme things to him, too!

H-Hey, Miia...

You'll get a chill if you're covered in sweat.

I'll wipe the sweat off with my whole body.

Does that feel good, Darling?

Stop! How inappropriate!

You just...

need to warm him up with your body.

Since ancient times, warming a man's body has been a woman's job.

S-So there's nothing inappropriate about this.

B-Besides, like horses, a centaur's normal body temperature

is 38 degrees Celsius.

Therefore, w-we're the perfect temperature...

f-for warming...

For warming a person, but because my current body temperature

could burn you, I'm terribly sorry,

but I'd appreciate it if you would let me off the hook this time...

I'll do it—

No, me!

No, I shall do it.

No, I'll do it.

Listen, just give it a rest.

There'll be trouble if Suu learns something strange, right?

Huh?

S-Suu? What are you...

H-Hang on! What did they teach you?

I can't take it anymore...

Fever

Sweaty

Headache

Joint Pain

Lust

Boobs

Thirst

Weakness

Fever

Shakes

Chills

Fever

Joint Pain

Suu!

Suu!

You know you can't go outside by yourself.

Everyone's worried about you.

Did you get stuck because of the rain?

Here. Use this.

It's cold.

Let's hurry home. We'll get sick out here.

Don't go outside by yourself anymore, okay?

I was worried about you, too.

Thirst

Pain

Throat

Water?

Suu, wh-what are you—

Huh? I feel better.

Did you stay up this late to take care of me?

Thanks, Suu.

Wh-What are you doing?

Darling, how are you?

Are you okay, Master?

I'm all better, thanks to Suu.

What?!

That's amazing, Suu!

No.

You got sick because of me.

I'm sorry.

But I'm okay.

After all, I love my master.

Huh? Suu?

Where'd that come from?

Is it because we taught her all those words?

Because she ate Miia's cooking?

Wait, you "love" him?

Another rival?!

What do you mean?!

What do you mean?

You were just speaking!

You're so loud.

This room is quarantined.

What are you all doing in here?

Good morning, Smith-sama.

We're just, um...

Oh?

I-I have a bit of a cold.

I'd be so grateful

if you'd come and take care of me.

We wish we could, we really wish we could,

but we don't want to start a pandemic.

I'm so sorry!

He's going on a date with Smith-san?

Cheating? Is he cheating?!

We don't know that for sure.

Either way, we won't be sure until we find out for ourselves.

Species 9 "Everyday Life with Threatening Letters"

Darling left!

Zombie Subspecies

Zombie A non-human species also known as living corpses or the living dead. Former humans brought back to life as zombies due to a special infectious disease. Though they can move, they are still corpses, meaning injuries and wounds do not heal, and their bodies decay unless appropriate measures are taken. With the recent establishment of preservation technology, they are able to live much like humans thanks to an antiseptic fluid that serves as a blood substitute.