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Doujin Shop Somewhere in the City

Moe, moe, moe, moe! Get your moe!

My beloved fellow otaku!

Please excuse us.

This store now belongs to the Orc Pioneer Federation.

We can't see inside the store

because the blinds are closed.

But according to fleeing customers,

the criminal group consists of six orcs.

They're all armed.

They're holed up in there,

holding four employees and customers hostage.

What are their demands?

Well...

We, the Orc Pioneer Federation,

demand that mainstream adult manga be changed to orc x female knight plots!

Your body doesn't lie!

I'm so frustrated,

but so turned on!

I'm throbbing!

Not only that,

Orc x Female Knight

but we demand variations, including

Orc x Elf

Orc x Sister

orc x elf, orc x sister, and more!

Wh-What is he saying?

They also demanded we break new ground with orc x witch,

orc x female teacher, orc x office lady, and others.

Their demands are idiotic,

but, Chief, the problem is that they're a non-human species.

Non-human species' rights, including those of orcs,

are protected by the Interspecies Exchange Bill.

There's nothing the police can do.

We can't even arrest the criminals?

Well, the bill is still new,

and it's full of holes.

This is your problem too, Minister!

I don't have time for that law now!

You're free to break it,

but you won't just be fired. You'll be arrested.

I never said I'd break the law.

Don't worry.

That's why we're here.

This coffee is awful.

Is this really the time for coffee?!

Smith-kun,

your Interspecies Exchange Security Squad

can resolve this situation, you say?

Y-You're going to let them handle it?!

How will you approach them?

The orcs have a keen sense of smell.

This is...

A rare work from a major circle's anonymous period!

Ah, a lady ninja was spying on us.

You mean a kunoichi.

She's a real beauty.

H-How did you notice me?

Your smell.

We orcs can smell a girl from a kilometer away.

That's why the police can't approach with their guns.

Did you hear gunshots?

Y-Yeah.

You scent-fetishizing pig perverts!

High praise.

I'm not into foul-mouthed girls.

Ah, is this the police?

I took out the lady agent you sent.

It was self-defense, of course.

She violated the Interspecies Exchange Bill and attacked me,

I didn't order anyone to go in!

so I had no choice.

A female agent?

Who acted without authorization?!

I hate to say it,

but our only hope is to rely on you.

Don't worry.

The preparations are already made.

Leader!

Someone was still hiding in the corner.

Stop!

She looks just like the witch Mako-chan!

How could you miss her in this tiny store?

I checked, I swear!

Someone!

Someone help!

Someone!

There's nothing to be afraid of.

We are gentlemen.

We'd never hurt a girl.

We even observe the Interspecies Exchange Bill.

So let's...

get to know each other.

Let's show the police how we do interspecies exchange!

No fair, Leader!

L-Let us in on the fun, too!

Oh, fine.

We'll take turns!

Just as planned,

they're all by the window.

The blinds are out of the way, too.

Now I can see.

Guns!

I didn't smell any guns.

Are they outside the one-kilometer range of our sense of smell?

Such accuracy from such a great distance...

Who on Earth could it be?

Finally done.

They made me wait too long.

The wind around the building is drying my eye out.

Monoeye Manako

Did I really need to be two kilometers away, though?

Were they just being mean?

What should we do?

We don't have spare guns!

Calm down.

We still have the hostages—

Huh?!

Who is this giant man?

Come on, hostages.

Let's escape while we can.

Also, I'm a girl.

Ogre Tionishia

Wh-What should we do?!

The hostages are escaping!

Calm down.

We still have one more here.

We can use her as a shield.

B-But the guns...

Want to borrow my gun, then?

You bitch!

You were just pretending to be dead!

Were you wearing a bulletproof vest?

Then I'll squeeze you so tight,

it'll shatter your back fat—

I mean, your backbone!

Oh, jeez. More holes.

My weight is gonna skyrocket with all these bullets in me.

H-How are you still alive?

Because...

I'm the world's liveliest corpse,

Zombina-chan!

Living Dead Zombina

Grovel, you fetishist pigs!

Now, then.

You're the last one, black piggie.

S-Stay back!

Can't you see this hostage?

Come any closer and I'll snap her skinny little neck!

What?!

Orcs are so stupid.

As if a girl would ever enter a doujin shop.

Did you really think I was a high school girl who looked like Mako-chan the witch?

Sorry. I'm just Doppel-chan.

Doppelganger Doppel

I trusted you...

Traveling two kilometers is rough.

And this rifle is so heavy, too.

Good work, Mana-chan.

Your rifle is great, though, Manacchi.

It'd be even cooler if you sawed it off and dual-wielded them.

My arms would fall off.

You guys are lucky to have it so easy.

I was sexually harassed by those pigs.

Put on some clothes.

Now, Pel-chan, no fighting.

What are you eating?

A special squad formed exclusively to handle

crimes committed by untouchable non-human species.

They are...

MONster's New Law!

Now, come quietly.

Or would you rather be turned into pork chops?

Fine.

I surrender.

You're all so strong.

You beat us completely.

But, but, but, but...

Now that I've surrendered,

you can't use violence against me anymore.

I suppose our punishment will be deportation?

What are you doing?!

They're just rubber bullets, but you're pretty tough.

Harming a non-human species

violates the Interspecies Exchange...

What?!

Okay, Smith-san.

I mean,

Doppel-chan.

Non-human on non-human violence doesn't violate the law,

but show some restraint.

Now, then.

Little piggies who add to my workload

when I'm making peanuts as it is need to be punished.

I suppose...

Because the criminal group

involved in the standoff is non-human,

there is some confusion.

How awful.

This incident may result in revision of the Interspecies Exchange Bill.

Insolent brutes.

Don't they realize they represent all non-humans?!

Non-Human Standoff

What do you think, Okayada-sensei?

Well, I've been called here as a specialist, but I'm not sure what to say.

Huh? Smith-san?

Ah, your coffee is so good, Darling-kun.

Do you use a special blend of beans?

The orcs responsible for this incident look like pigs as first glance,

No, it's instant coffee.

Oh, that's right...

but they're actually more like boars than pigs.

I invited over some coworkers today.

Do you mind?

Huh?

Really?

We're here to eat!

Excuse us.

Good evening.

I'm hungry.

Monster Girls!

M-O-N!

Hello? Are you all right?

Hello? Can you hear me?

Connected

Hello? Hello?

Freeze!

I have a message for all non-humans here!

You're suspected of violating the Interspecies Exchange Bill!

Surrender and come quietly!

Hey, Bina-chan,

this place is full of spiderwebs. It's creepy.

Tio, you...

Ow!

I got caught on something.

Good thing I'm a zombie.

If I were living, I'd be dead now.

What should I do?!

She dodged my shot!

At least you have something to do, unlike me.

That's the note left by the girl who ran.

This address was written on it.

That self-proclaimed director must have looked it up.

We went because we received an SOS,

but she...

went outside without authorization.

You mean you let her escape!

We still don't have a clear grasp of the situation.

He wasn't registered as a host family.

So why was a non-human living with him?

Where's Darling-kun?

At a supermarket closing sale.

He should be home soon.

What's that you keep carrying in here?

Oh, there's a bunch of food lying in front of the house,

so I'm bringing it inside.

D-Darling?!

Huh?

I came back from the supermarket, and...

Where am I?

You're finally awake?

I can't believe you passed out when I caught you.

Humans are so fragile.

I can't stand it.

Nice to meet you.

I am Rachnera Arachnera.

Is this your first time seeing an arachne?

Scared?

Good evening.

Yeah, you're my first.

Um, my blood's rushing to my head. Could you let me down?

You're acting awfully composed.

Ow...

Shall we see how long

you can keep up the tough guy act?

Oh?

Pathetic. You're screaming already?

He broke the harpy's egg out of some sense of justice,

but he's just like the other humans.

I wanted to reveal what a hypocrite he is before I was caught.

What a letdown.

I-Is anyone here?

We received a call...

Spiderwebs! Gross!

Don't make a sound.

If you call for help...

Hey... What's this? You're hard right here.

She noticed!

It's just a physiological reaction!

Be quiet.

What was that?

That was close.

You actually kept your grip.

Good boy.

This is too creepy!

Listen to me. You're held in place only

by the threads on your mouth and legs.

I wonder what would happen if you fell from this height?

Wh-Why are you doing this?

You're such a naughty boy.

So I'm punishing you.

How's this? Are they heavy?

Oh, my. You're quite the trooper, aren't you?

Trying so hard to endure...

It's so cute.

Okay, then can you endure this?

There, too?

I-I can't take it...

Amazing.

You bit through my threads.

I guess that's not the only part of you that's hard.

I-I thought I was going to die,

in more ways than one...

Did I go too far?

Uh, Rachnera-san...

Why are you running?

You should be

with your host family, not me.

I didn't get along with my host family.

What?

They were probably expecting someone softer.

Their sour expressions were absolute masterpieces.

So then,

this shady man asked to host me instead.

Host Family Transfer of Rights

Well, they probably wanted me out of the way.

That's terrible.

Just so you know,

I'm not looking for sympathy.

I'm just sick of humans.

They may say nice things,

but they only accept those who are like them.

I'm sick of ordinary humans.

You're just like them.

Your lower body is only responding to

the part of me that looks human.

But this part of me is only loathsome to you.

Well, actually...

Your legs are, well... I mean...

I think they're alluring.

Leg Fetish

You pervert.

What?!

You must be seriously perverted, to be turned on by spider legs.

Gross.

Hey!

What?

Are you that pent-up?

Are you a virgin?

I-I-I-I'm not a virgin!

Wh-What's going on?

He called for help at some point.

So this was all an act to slow me down.

They have us surrounded.

This... Interspecies Exchange...

coordi... Smith.

Huh?

I...

message for you.

You assaulted a self-proclaimed movie director.

This act was in violation of the law.

Surrender now!

Otherwise, we'll have to use force.

Thanks for the call.

S-Sure.

I'll have to use this hostage to—

Yeah, I did hit the guy,

but that was...

Uh, hey...

N-No.

Hey.

Regardless of the reason, violence is violence.

Hey! Listen to me!

You don't think

they're talking about me?

Huh?

Why would I?

I'll turn myself in.

You should run, Rachnera-san.

Good luck.

"Good luck"?

Huh?!

What a stud!

Why are you laughing?

But...

I think I've grown quite fond of you.

I'm truly sorry.

I chose the wrong homestay for you,

and didn't care for you appropriately afterward.

I'm not looking for an apology from you.

I think you're a bit lacking in sincerity.

This happened because of your mistake, right?

Sincerity?

That's right.

I have nowhere to go now, you know?

I could only live in a home that's been

remodeled to a large size,

one that hosts several other non-human girls.

And...

It wouldn't be much of a life

unless my host bore arachne no hostility.

I see.

Those conditions certainly limit the options,

but there is one place

that would meet your needs.

Species 7 "Everyday Life with MON and an Arachne"

Everyone, get away from this room!

Darling-kun may be contaminated and must be quarantined.

If a powerful new virus that mutates quickly

and is capable of infecting non-humans gets out,

Species 8 "Everyday Life in Poor Health"

it could lead to a pandemic that threatens the future of non-humans!

Monoeye Subspecies

Monoeye A non-human species with a single large eye. Standard monoeye subspecies. Aside from their visual hyperacuity, they are not much different from ordinary humans. Because they have only one eye, humans as well as other non-human species have an aversion to monoeyes, which is cause for concern among the entire species. Having only one eye gives them trouble perceiving three-dimensionality, and the size of their eye makes them susceptible to dry eye and allergies.