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The basic elements of cooking are the S's.

Sugar

Sweet

Sugar.

Naked Salt

Salty

Salt.

Fidget Fidget

Vinegar

Sour.

Soy Sauce

Ab-soy-lutely!

Soy sauce.

Glub Glub

Sauce.

Tonkatsu Sauce

Okonomi Sauce

It's miso, not sauce.

And the secret ingredient is burning hot

love for my darling.

Too hot?!

D-Do you need help, Miia?

It's fine!

I need to train harder than the others in order to be your bride!

I'm on fire right now!

Well, you're gonna burn the house down. Turn it off.

Starting today, I'll cook!

What better way to train to be a bride?

And then...

I'm home, Miia.

Welcome home, darling.

Do you want dinner?

A bath?

Or... me?

I'll have you for dinner in the bath!

You're so greedy, Darling!

Maybe?

That has nothing to do with cooking...

Where are the others?

Are they still asleep?

Miia, the pot!

Hot!

Miia!

Species 6 "Everyday Life with Shedding and Egg Laying"

Miia, everyone makes mistakes.

Just keep trying.

I-It's okay.

I'm not worried about the cooking!

So, could you maybe leave me alone for now?

This is awful.

What should I do?

I can't deal with this...

with these hands.

What is this?

Paper?

Don't!

Ouch...

You're shedding?

So lamias shed, too?

Is that why you've been so out of it?

I didn't want you to see me while I was shedding.

With my hands burned like this,

I can't deal with it properly.

Huh?!

My shedding skin...

Oh, you meant that.

What?

Nothing.

Anyway, don't worry about it.

You're basically always naked.

For lamias, having someone see you

while you're shedding is more embarrassing than being seen naked!

I can't really cook, clean,

or do the laundry.

On top of that...

I can't even shed properly.

You're actually considering us for marriage,

and I can't live up to your expectations. It's pathetic.

But I've never failed to shed before!

It's called imperfect shedding, right?

It often happens to snakes under stress.

Maybe living in a new environment is stressing you out.

But you could get a skin disease if you let it go on.

Huh?

Darling, why do you know so much about it?

I've been studying a bit.

Smith-san gave me advice, too.

Snake Ecology

Lamia ecology is similar to snakes'.

Use these to study.

As long as we're living together,

I owe it to you.

Darling!

So I'll help you shed.

But in exchange,

I want you to help me shed, too.

What?

Humans don't shed, do they?

We do.

Our skin peels off when we get sunburned.

O-Okay, here I go.

Okay.

Let me know if it hurts.

It comes off surprisingly easily.

Looks like I'm doing it the right way.

But...

I-Innocent thoughts...

Think innocent thoughts!

D-Darling...

The tip...

The tip of my tail...

It's sensitive, right?

But you'll have to be patient for a bit, okay?

Wait, Darling!

I can't! I can't take it!

I'm so turned on, it's making me crazy!

It's okay!

Just a little more!

It's just the very tip!

No!

I... I got it.

O-Okay...

I'll take the rest off your stomach now.

Lie on your back, okay?

O-Okay.

We're finished with the tip of your tail,

so the rest should be eas—

Um, Darling...

Don't look.

I'm taking it off.

W-Wait, shouldn't you do that area yourself?

But this is my most sensitive area.

If it's not pulled off, well...

it'll get itchy and stuff.

So, Darling... go ahead.

Okay.

So, Miia, where's the rest of the skin?

Not there.

A little to the right.

Th-The right?

A little to my right, you mean?

Oh, sorry.

To my right.

I'm especially conscious of my hands since my eyes are covered.

I'm directly sensing what Miia feels like.

She's so soft.

Soft and smooth and squishy...

It's nothing like the scaly parts.

Darling,

that area is sensitive...

The softness of... a girl...

I'm sorry, Darling.

It's okay.

I'm okay now.

There's just a little more.

O-Oh, no!

I lost control.

It's no use! If we keep going...

I'll end up shedding various things, too!

I need to finish this quickly.

Miia, where's the rest of the skin?

T-To the right.

Okay.

My right, right?

You're covering it with your hand, right?

Huh?

Right Hand

Left Hand

Let's get this over with!

Not your right, Darling!

Slip

How ya doin'?

It went inside somethi—

D-Darling!

Here, Darling.

Eat up!

To thank you and apologize for earlier.

What is this?

A traditional lamia dish?

Okay, let's eat...

Th-Thanks for the food...

You ate it all.

I've never tasted anything like it.

Non-human cooking is incredible.

We're too late.

Wh-What happened to you guys?

I haven't seen you since this morning.

What did you make?

Oh, my menu?

Curry, meat and potatoes, Hamburg steak,

fried rice, pork soup, and pudding.

Miia,

did you use a cookbook?

No, I copied you.

I had everyone try it, so it should be fine.

You didn't taste it yourself?

I lose my appetite before I shed.

Tee-hee.

Snake Encyclopedia

The Very Basics of Cooking

Monster Girls!

Monster Girls!

I'm home.

Welcome home.

You must be tired from work.

Master.

Did you go shopping?

The supermarket was having a sale.

Eggs and vegetables were cheap.

Master...

Master!

Master, Master...

Master.

Hey, Suu!

The master is tired.

Master, Master, Master.

Yeah? What is it, Papi?

I'm going to lay an egg.

What?!

Huh?

Oh, it's unfertilized?

I thought you'd done it with my darling. You scared me!

Sheesh, what a relief.

Good grief. You're such a troublemaker.

Papi, do you lay eggs every day, like a chicken?

No way!

It's been forever since my last one.

But it's my first time since coming to Japan,

so it's not going so well.

Is it stress?

A-Anyway, we should call Smith-san...

Who is it?

Excuse me.

Is there a harpy getting ready to lay an egg here?

Huh?

How did you know?

I was listening...

I mean, I had a hunch.

A director's hunch!

Director?

Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm Kasegi, the video director.

I'm currently filming a documentary on interspecies exchange.

Would you be willing to do an interview?

What a spacious hallway!

Uh...

Are you sure?

We're here as part of an interspecies exchange program.

It makes sense for us to participate in such interviews.

Do I have bedhead?

Yes, like you always do.

Okay, let's start by interviewing the harpy!

Well? Is it coming out yet?

In that case, let me film the other girls' rooms until the egg comes!

What?

It's all part of interspecies exchange!

I'd appreciate your help.

I suppose we have no choice, then.

This is my room.

An indoor pool!

No wonder you're wearing a swimsuit.

Is the goth loli style your taste?

Yes.

By the way,

are you wearing panties?

What?!

What's underneath your skirt?

Hey! How could you ask a girl that question?!

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just curious.

Please excuse me.

How do you get out of the pool?

W-Well, I...

build speed and leap out of the water.

Like this.

I see, I see.

Hey! Did you...

It's okay. I'll edit it out.

Moving on,

let's check out Centorea-san's room.

Listen, you...

Don't worry, Master.

Unlike Mero, I will not be careless.

I will endure any interview or battle.

Body of Horse and Human

A Japanese-style room? This is unexpected!

I like tatami mats.

The texture,

the smell of the grasses...

Centaurs do not sleep on beds or futons.

But these tatami mats—

Centorea-san, do you wear panties?

Why would you ask that?!

That has nothing to do with anything!

What about a bra?

Centaurs just don't wear underwear!

Allow me to verify that.

They seem quite heavy.

Do your shoulders ever get stiff?

You've gone too far!

I will not tolerate further insults!

You don't have to tolerate them.

What?

If you don't ask the hard questions, it's not an interview!

Even if I earn your disdain,

I will do my best to cover the mutual understanding

and friendship between species!

Next, let's go to Miia-san's room.

This is my room.

Do you wear panties?

You're starting with that?!

I do!

Will you show me?

No way, jerk!

Oh? What's this?

Is that your shed skin?

You still haven't thrown it away?

Shed skin?

Well, it'd be embarrassing if I threw it out and crows got to it...

You can't throw this away!

Fanatics would consider this a rare treasure!

Since ancient times, the Japanese have considered snake skins lucky.

Shrines that worship snakes as sacred are everywhere!

In China, they're used as an ingredient in traditional medicine.

So may I have this?

I'm sure all kinds of people would love to have it!

A-Absolutely not!

Only perverts would be happy to have my skin.

Well, it is her own skin.

Then I will give it only to research facilities.

This skin may lead to some kind of discovery.

Discovery?

We may achieve a deeper level of understanding.

Deeper?

It may even lead to you marrying your dar— er, a human male.

Marrying...

Miracle Matter Discovered in Lamia Skin

Lamiasin Cure-All

The Miracle of Lamiasin Z

$10 Million Bazillion Yen

Well, in that case,

since it's for friendship...

It's too bad, though.

It'd be worth more if I had footage of her shedding.

Master, it's Papi-sama!

Huh?

Papi!

I... I think it's... coming out...

R-Relax, Papi!

Yeah! Use the Lamaze technique!

In, in, out.

Breathe in twice, and then exhale.

She'll hyperventilate if she does that.

Y-You're filming this, too?

Of course! All for interspecies exchange!

Okay, Papi-chan.

Let's lift up your skirt.

What?

Okay.

Do you have to go this far?

Now, now. Here, Master.

Help Papi-san lay her egg.

Huh?!

Very good, Master.

Shut up!

By the way,

what are you going to do with the egg?

If you'd like...

Oh, shut up! Do whatever you want!

M-Master,

a little more...

S-Sorry. Was that too hard?

A little lower.

Lower?

There's something hard.

Is this the egg?

M-Master...

It's coming out...

The egg is coming out.

Y-You can do it, Papi.

Okay, then. Let's take off her panties!

What?

It's for understanding and friendship!

But...

Master, it's okay.

But...

That's it.

Show me that uncensored egg-laying scene.

A harpy's egg is worth no less than three million yen.

And paired with this uncensored footage,

it could be worth four... no, five million.

Man, non-human species are a gold mine.

"They're dumb, too, so they're easily manipulated."

Huh?

Huh?!

"We're just getting to the sexiest part.

I can't take it anymore."

So that's what you've been up to.

Understanding?

Friendship?

Don't make me laugh.

You vulgar man! You should be ashamed!

You were trying to make money off us?!

Your camera and Miia's skin...

We'll be taking them!

Don't touch me!

Non-human species can't hurt humans!

This is my property. Part of me.

You have no right to touch it!

Director.

Didn't you want the egg, too?

The egg!

My three million!

You can get eggs on sale at the nearby supermarket.

Darling!

Master!

But, Darling, you smashed Papi's egg.

Actually,

that was one of the normal eggs I bought at the supermarket.

Smart!

Thanks, Suu.

I didn't know you had that ability.

You can read minds?

I'm impressed.

E-Everyone!

The egg is coming out!

Y-You can do it, Papi.

One more push!

Lamaze! The Lamaze technique!

In, in, out. In, in, out!

Hey! Miia!

You can't look, Darling!

I-It's coming out!

It's rather large...

Amazing. It's spread so wide.

Stop making such graphic commentary!

So what do we do with Papi's egg?

I didn't realize it was so valuable.

What should we do?

What should we do, Smith-san?

Don't try to involve me. I don't get paid enough for that.

Oh, and Darling-kun...

Yes?

The name and address

on that director's business card were fake.

He seemed experienced in his trade,

so he could be a repeat offender.

I'll investigate him.

Okay...

By the way,

what's for dinner tonight?

Miia's cooking tonight. If you're okay with that...

Huh? Papi, where's your egg?

The refrigerator.

You put it in there? What if someone accidentally cooks—

Tonight's dinner is my specialty: boiled eggs.

That damn kid.

He ruined my egg, camera, and data.

I'll have to gather more thread to make money again.

You seem busy.

Need some help?

I've got lots.

Shut up!

Don't get a big head just because your thread sells!

And you keep building webs everywhere!

Can't you keep them in one place?!

One place?

You mean like this?

He casually threw away three million.

He's either very kind or a wolf in sheep's clothing.

How disgusting.

I'm a little interested.

A special squad formed exclusively to handle

crimes committed by untouchable non-human species.

Species 7 "Everyday Life with MON and an Arachne"

They are Monster Ops: Neutralization.

Arachne Subspecies

Arachne A non-human species with the lower body of a spider. Arachne have between four and six eyes and are completely carnivorous. They secrete thread from the tip of their abdomen that they use to spin webs and traps. These hunters normally capture their prey in traps, but as hunting is unnecessary in human society, they pass the time by making knitted goods and dolls with their thread. Their hunter instincts compel them to tie people up and play with them. They get drunk off caffeine.