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You're in a good mood, Miia. What happened?

Oh, darling.

You're so shameless!

Ow, ow, ow!

Of course I'm in a good mood.

You were so cool yesterday.

I won't let anyone hurt Miia.

That's my answer.

That's me?

If you're ever in trouble, I'll protect you.

Darling!

Hey!

Darling!

Species 2 "Everyday Life with a Harpy and Centaur"

Where am I?

You're awake?

Who are you?

Papi!

I'm Papi. Papi the harpy.

What? Papi harpy Papi?

Harpy the Papi.

No, wait. Parpy the Papi?

Parhy?

Parpy Papi Papi?

Papi Papa Papi?

Anyway, where's your host family?

You're not supposed to be alone.

That's why I brought you here.

You kidnapped me for that?

Soft Serve

Huh? What's that?

Is it food?!

Listen to me!

One!

Two!

Three!

Huh? Who are you?

She's a birdbrain!

I'm not allowed to go out until I memorize the Interspecies Ceremony.

You mean "Interspecies Exchange Bill."

It's too difficult for me to remember, though.

So, when the terminator wasn't looking...

You mean "coordinator."

I ran away!

That can't be good!

No worries.

I've run away a few times, but I didn't get in trouble.

But they said next time I ran away, they'd incest me.

What does that mean?

I think you mean they'd "deport" you!

You're in huge trouble!

Trouble...

I hadn't even had a single bite yet!

It's so hard to hold!

Aww. With hands like that, it's no wonder.

Do you want this, then?

Really?!

Okay. Thank you.

Um, could you hold it yourself?

I might drop it again.

It's so good.

But... This must look kinda...

What is he doing?

He's a pervert.

Don't look!

T-Time's up!

No more ice cream!

I'm all sticky.

You need to clean up!

There's a faucet over there!

What are you doing?!

Bathing!

No, I mean your clothes!

Don't you know you're supposed to bathe naked?

A birdbrain just made fun of me.

Just get out of there!

This feels great!

It's so nice that you have baths in the city.

Th-This girl is clueless about human society.

Even as a bird, you can only be so bird-brained.

Don't just stand there! Play with me!

Stop!

Keep me out of this!

I found you!

Miia.

How did you know where I—

You bird brat!

You kidnapped my darling, and now this?

I'm so jealous!

What are you saying?!

I want to steal away my darling and elope with him, too!

You make me so jealous, it can't be legal!

What?! You wanna fight?!

Wait, what are you two—

You bird brat!

I'll make chicken soup out of you!

What did you say?

What was that about chicken boobs?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?!

You're putting on quite a show, having a catfight here...

Huh?

No one's look—

...ing?

Don't move!

Call the police!

Get a ladder truck!

M-Mommy...

Mommy, Mommy...

She can't get down?

Isn't this kinda dangerous?

You two are dangerously naked!

Put some clothes on!

Is she okay?

Don't worry. Leave it to me!

I'll peck her until she falls.

Don't!

I can't fly because my wings are wet...

Don't worry. Leave this to me.

Lamias are good at climbing trees.

Miia...

Okay. I'll save that girl and impress my darling.

There are so many leaves.

Huh? Where's the girl?

Ouch! They're sticking to me!

Mommy...

Found you.

My wings are too heavy!

You saved me?

Good job, Papi. That was cool.

Thank you.

I tried, too...

It's okay. I know.

Oh? I heard a child was stuck in a tree...

Too late.

This one got her down safely.

Really? Thanks for your help.

Thank you!

By the way, you're non-human exchange students, right?

Where are your host families?

I have my darling...

Are you going to incest me now?

I told you, it's "deport"!

You're going to be kicked out of this country.

What?!

Are you...

I...

I'm her host family.

They're both staying with me.

Darling...

Then let me see your papers, please.

Oh, no!

Are your papers—

They're...

right here.

Smith-san.

That's amazing.

How did you get papers for her on such short notice?

I already had them.

What? Why?

I couldn't find anyone who'd host a repeat runaway.

So on my way to force—

I mean, ask you to take care of her, she ran away.

You're the coordinator Papi ran away from?

Wait...

You mean...

So on that note, Papi-chan, this is your new home.

Really?!

What?

He's the master of the house, so make sure you listen to him.

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Wait. Can they both stay at the same time?

Why not?

Smith-san, you really are careless, aren't you?

Papi-chan, don't run away again.

It's okay.

I don't understand complicated stuff, but I did learn one thing.

I just need to stick with my master from now on, right?

Take care of me, Master!

Hey, Master, let's take a bath!

Let's pick up where we left off!

Come on, come on, come on.

Don't pull!

And, actually...

Why not?

Darling, keep Papi-chan company.

Okay.

Come on.

Don't catch a cold.

Miia-chan, you're taking this surprisingly well.

I thought you'd object.

I-It's no big deal.

I'm a little upset a nuisance has found its way

into the home I share with my darling...

But Papi-chan's a child.

Also, she's a child.

And most of all, she's a child.

An adult like me can handle her.

Oh, my. Papi-chan's your age, actually.

Harpies evolved to have smaller bodies so they could fly,

so they're often older than they look.

Darling, never mind! I'll keep her company!

Listen. Darling is my darling.

Lay a finger on him, and you'll pay.

I don't have fingers.

That's not what I meant.

If you do anything to my darling, you'll pay.

C-Can my body survive this?

Monster Girls!

Monster Girls!

I can't believe I'm going shopping first thing in the morning.

Warning!! Frequent Purse-Snatchings

Both Miia and Papi eat a lot.

Can my budget handle this?

I can't believe we actually met.

It must be fate!

My name is Centorea Shianus.

I'm a member of the dignified centaur race.

Are you the one destined to become my master?

Centorea-chan?

She's allowed out on her own by a special exception.

Centaurs have a tradition of finding their own masters.

Masters?

It probably means her host family.

While she's here, her host family will be...

Darling-kun

Smith-san?

Sorry, but today's my day off.

Could you take care of her?

What?!

Goodnight.

Wait, Smith—

She's so careless.

Anyway, Japanese spells are no joke.

Spells?

If you charge into an intersection,

the one you run into is your soulmate.

It's an ancient spell, isn't it?

If you did that, it'd just cause a traffic accident!

I nearly died!

I see.

And I'm not your soulmate.

That's not a spell, it's a manga cliché. And an old one.

Wh-What?

I knew I should have put toast in my mouth.

I'm late!

Where did you learn that?

Why are you looking for your soulmate this early, anyway?

And using such violent methods!

Well, because...

Move it, move it, move it!

Watch out!

Damn you. Committing more crimes?

I-I can't breathe...

I'm sorry.

That's the guy who's been snatching purses around here lately.

What?

As a proud member of the centaur race, I cannot ignore this.

I swear on my blade that I will capture him!

But according to the Interspecies Exchange Bill, I cannot touch him.

That's why I've been looking for a master to fight alongside me.

Aren't you already violating the Weapons Control Law?

It can't be helped, however.

It matters not if you aren't my master.

Come with me.

I get it, I get it!

I'll ride you.

That was close!

What are you doing? I'm not a horse!

If you're not my master, then cease your rude behavior.

Unbelievable. Japan's spells truly are useless.

How am I supposed to go with you, then?

Not a bad haul.

That's enough!

Thief, come quietly.

Otherwise you'll taste the weight of your crimes and the edge of my blade!

Touch me inappropriately, and I'll throw you off, got it?

Then slow down!

The horse girl?

The wisest strategy is to flee!

You won't escape!

Please drive safely!

I'm falling! I'm falling!

Stop flailing, you fool!

Too easy. Is that the best you can do?

See you later, horse girl!

How insolent. Is that all you've got?

Wait, you're not gonna...

You won't escape.

Hey, you. I need you to...

I thought I was going to die.

What do you think you're touching, idiot?!

If you keep kicking, I'll...

You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

I'm falling!

Damn you...

Not only did you ride me, but now you're doing something so shameful?

You'll pay for this later!

Oh, boy.

Wait, huh?

Hey! You're frozen!

How dare you just do as you please?

My breasts...

What am I...

I'll stain my blade with your blood.

D-Damn you, horse girl...

I'll slice you apart!

I'm dead...

Or so I thought, but I'm fine.

It's a fake sword, huh?

She can't walk around with a real one.

Trying to catch that thief was a crazy thing to do.

It's not like I wanted to do it.

Centorea wanted to chase after the scooter, so...

Scooter?

You didn't ride her, did you?

What?

One of the centaur commandments is,

"Only the one chosen as your lifelong master may ride you."

From her perspective, it's a lot like marriage.

If you forced her to let her ride you, then...

Th-Then?

That would be like rape.

Ah! My yakisoba!

I'm sorry, Centorea-san!

I had no idea it was so important!

I didn't mean any harm...

Centorea...

Instead of Centorea, I want you to call me Cerea.

That's what my close friends call me.

Huh?

I'm the one to blame.

I got you caught up in that fight with my selfish sense of justice.

On top of that, I hurt you.

No, it's not like I tried to refuse.

You don't need to be so considerate.

Nonsense!

Can't you feel how my heart is pounding?

I can sense my destiny!

This is just like the meeting of the Greek hero Heracles and the wise Chiron!

Japanese spells are impressive.

I truly have met the man destined to be my master.

Since I arrived in this country...

No, since I was born, that was the first time

anyone's sacrificed themselves to protect me.

Therefore, I, Centorea Shianus,

acknowledge you as my master and swear my lifelong loyalty to you.

Master, will you accept my loyalty?

C-Cerea...

Darling, did you get another girlfriend?

Master, I'm hungry!

Darling?

Who are these girls? This is improper, Master!

Darling, how did you hurt yourself?

Is dinner ready?

Listen up.

Now that I'm here, things will be different.

My master comes first.

I always put my darling first.

Me, too.

Could someone help with the housework, then?

I got you! I'm not letting you go!

Master? Master!

You're destined to marry me, darling.

Master's marrying me.

Species 3 "Everyday Life Under Dangerous Circumstances"

Only I am a worthy companion for my master.

Darling!

Master!

Harpy Poultry A bird-like non-human species. Like birds, A harpy subspecies adapted for laying eggs. they lay eggs and have poor night vision. They cannot fly and are unable to run at high They dislike scarecrows planted in fields speeds like land animal harpies. However, and CDs hung from balconies. Harpies can they produce far more eggs than other be omnivores or carnivores. They have subspecies, and they continuously lay eggs evolved to fly, and even adults have small, nearly every day. Poultry harpies have a red child-like frames. Like Lamias, their species crest on top of their heads. Unlike chickens, consists only of females, and they their appearance is natural, not selectively require human males to reproduce. bred. They are very cowardly (chicken).

Harpy Subspecies