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Th-The verge of death?

That can't be possible...

No.

Your life has been in danger countless times.

But that's—

Don't waste your breath.

There is no fate my Eye of Balor cannot see.

As a Dullahan, horseman of the underworld, I shall harvest your soul.

No one touches my honey but me.

I am death incarnate.

You may bind me with thread, but his fate—

Take care of my honey, girls.

G-Got it.

Papi, take the master to a safe place.

Okay!

Papi, higher!

Just face forward!

Look where you're flying!

Good job, Suu!

Keep protecting Darling just like that.

Like this?

Thanks, Suu...

Darling!

I can't see very well at night.

Night Blind

What are you doing?!

Are you all right, Master?

C-Could it be...

Final Destination

He really is on the verge of death!

C-Calm down, everyone.

This isn't a movie—

I will protect you, Master!

I thought this might happen, so I prepared a saddle.

Now you can ride me over long distances.

With you on my back, we shall escape that death god.

Normally, fleeing is a shameful disgrace for a knight.

But a knight withstands the shame of today for the sake of tomorrow.

I shall disgrace myself for my master!

Centorea...

Um...

You're running off together? It's like you're eloping.

How romantic.

The rest is up to you, Miia!

Huh?

Oh, no!

This is freaking awesome!

I'm so glad I have car insurance!

Oh, shit!

I won't let my master be killed by reckless driving!

Abandoning my home and tarnishing my name,

all for the sake of living!

This is honor through dishonor!

The greatest desire of every knight!

Then, having escaped peril, the knight

and her master continue their journey to escape their pursuers.

In search of a place to live in peace eternally... eternally...

And along the way, a powerful bond forms between them...

Goodness, what have I done? I forgot myself for a moment.

Master!

A-Are you all right?

I'm fine...

I-I don't believe it.

How could I make such a mistake?

A-At this rate, my master truly will be...

On the verge of death.

Y-You! When did you get here?

Just as you cannot escape death,

you cannot run from me.

Run, Master. I'll handle this.

But, listen, Cerea...

Mero!

Now I can focus all my attention on you.

Mero, wait! I don't have gills!

Let me breathe!

Master!

I thought I was going to die...

Master, I have a request.

If there's no way you can escape your death...

Don't just decide I'm going to die.

Will you leave behind a bond with me?

A bond?

Yes.

A legacy, to remember you by.

Er, uh...

Oh, I get it! By "leave a legacy," you meant an object, not a child.

Man, I thought—

No, I did mean a child.

Ah, a legacy!

Mother, what was father like?

What a simultaneously tragic and hope-filled word.

Tell us, tell us.

I told you, don't just decide I'm dying!

Anyway, please fertilize my eggs!

Leave me a bond that will remain after you're gone!

Her addiction to tragedy is out of control!

Hold on.

She said I'm on the verge of death, but that's not—

No one can see us in the water. It's all right.

I'm not all right!

Now, Master, although I am inexperienced, please do me this honor.

Crap... I'm losing consciousness...

What?

I'm a mermaid, but I can't... breathe underwater...

Darling, are you all right?

We need to get that water out of you.

Oh, no!

This is bad. Really bad.

Ah! I lost

Whether we try to run or rescue him,

my chance to perform CPR...

we keep putting his life in danger.

Wha... Rach-neesan?

What are you doing with her?

You must understand by now.

Huh?

No matter what we do, Honey can't escape his fated death.

If that's the case,

instead of making him suffer,

shouldn't we put him out of his misery?

Dullahan, put an end to his suffering with your scythe.

Wait!

Then I'll die with him!

If you're going to kill him, you'll have to kill me, too!

The way you're shaking takes away from your heroic speech.

Sh-Shut up!

You can't expect me to accept this.

Some stranger who showed up out of nowhere is going to kill my darling,

and I can't even stop it?

If that's how it has to be, I at least want to be with him in Heaven.

Darling!

Sheesh...

You guys are way too gullible.

What she said isn't even...

Miia.

If I make it home alive, I'm getting married!

What?

D-Darling, that's a death flag!

I'm not staying here.

I'm going back to my room.

Wait!

I can finish now, right?

Wait, Darling!

You don't mind if I beat that thing, do you?

If you keep raising death flags like that...

It's okay. Everything's fine.

Darling!

I'm not afraid anymore.

Ow.

Sorry!

Do you get it now?

Huh?

I'm not fated to die!

Then...

She's not a death god?

Of course she's not a death god.

This isn't a horror movie.

Her head popping off is pretty horrific, though...

You've got to stop running off like that.

Got it, Lala-chan?

D-Do not casually use my real name...

Lala-chan?

I looked everywhere for you.

I am death incarnate.

Like death itself, I cannot be controlled.

Why did you send that letter to Darling-kun?

Are you another rival after my darling?!

The living have no means to escape death.

As the surface world's agent of death, I know this best.

But if a mortal were somehow beyond the reach of this world's unwritten laws...

Why did you come here?

Because when I saw him,

I thought it odd that he wouldn't die, despite being on the verge of death...

What kind of reason is that?

I don't get it.

As death's agent on the surface world, I could not ignore this.

I must harvest his soul with my scythe so that I may lead it to death.

Death? Scythe? Harvest?

Just so you know, if you hurt him...

Smith-san really is scary.

Every time we find you a host family, you go missing.

W-Well, none of them were near death...

Did you think we could let you stay with someone who was?

The organization's agent thinks I'm dangerous.

By "organization," she meant Smith-san and her crew?

Th-Then I shall stay here and observe him for a while.

Huh?

There should be no problem if I stay here.

That should be okay!

Stop deciding that on your own!

If she's not interested in my darling, then...

If she really isn't a death god...

If she'll let me tie her up regularly...

You guys are already used to having her here!

Darling-kun, I'm impressed you realized she was making it up.

Most people believe her just based on her appearance.

Well, my life being in danger is nothing new.

That's true.

Besides, that's just teenage delusions.

Prepare yourselves.

I may not be the death god you thought I was,

I suppose.

Wait... If you know that, then did you also...

but Dullahans, horsemen of death, are still harbingers of death.

Wh-What are you talking about, Smith-san?

However, there is no need to fear me.

Death is not the end of hope, but...

So that is the world's choice.

His Dark Past

It's me.

It seems Ohama wants to take us on.

Yeah, I know.

It's his kind of idea.

La jodaso stiana...

We're screwed.

Our food budget is screwed.

This household's Engel coefficient is seriously messed up.

Until now, I've barely managed to keep us out of the red,

but Lala's arrival spelled the end.

This month is going to be tight.

I'll have to make do with what we have left—

Huh?

Miia, what happened to the stuff that was in the fridge?

Take it easy...

You cooked without tasting your food again, didn't you?

Something weird is happening to her.

I tasted it!

I don't have a choice.

The supermarket should be holding a sale today.

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Of all the times, it had to be today...

Staying at Home

But I wanted to go shopping, too!

Wash the dishes you dirtied.

I want to go, want to go, want to go!

We have no choice.

We must go somewhere else.

Beef and Pork Nishikawa Store

Welcome!

Uokichi Fish

This place is so lively.

This is a shopping district? I've never been to one before.

I wouldn't call it lively...

You idiots! Close the shop!

That's a mermaid!

Hide the fish! It'll cause an incident!

There's a bird girl, too!

This is no time to be grilling chicken!

Close the shutters!

Mom, put away the chicken!

There's a horse girl, too! Should we put away the horse meat?

It's okay! They all eat fish and poultry!

R-Really?

I don't eat meat, but...

Well, whatever...

Mero?

Um...

All the fish here are very fresh.

They're well-marbled and healthy.

I haven't seen such good fish in a long time.

For a land dweller, you've got an incredibly good eye for fish.

As a resident of the ocean, I am delighted you understand the sea so well.

I am truly impressed.

Thank you!

If you'd like, please take this!

It's top-quality amberjack!

Oh, my.

That would make me feel bad!

I want to fly next!

I'm first!

No way! Wait your turn!

We got a lot of fish leftovers.

He was a very kind man.

How do you like our vegetables?

Have some more.

No, I couldn't possibly have any more.

What are you talking about?

You've got a big body.

You can fit more food in there.

Our carrots are the best.

C-Carrots?

Delicious!

These carrots are unbelievable!

They're overflowing with freshness, but they're not just sweet!

There's depth to their sweetness!

Depth

It's as though they're alive!

Herbivores have a sense of taste two to four times more sensitive than humans'!

It allows centaurs to notice minute differences in the flavors of vegetables!

By the way, a carnivore's sense of taste is

1/25 to 1/50 as sensitive as a human's,

and is one of the reasons Miia is a terrible cook.

Just one reason.

Who are you talking to?

I'm glad you like it so much.

Grandma cultivated those carrots with loving care.

I'll sell them to you cheap, so buy a bunch.

I'll even throw in some extras.

Uh, money's just tight because it's the end of the month.

We don't need that many...

Oh, you're broke? Get your act together.

Then take these with you.

They're the misshapen vegetables we couldn't sell.

They taste just as good, though.

Excuse me...

Tokuma Tofu Shop

Have some of our bean curd lees, too.

The bird girl is a big help, playing with the kids.

These are B-grade irregular eggs, but you're welcome to them.

Have some bread crusts.

Thank you.

Bean Curd Lees

Irregular Eggs

Fish Leftovers

Bread Crusts Misshapen Vegetables

Wow! There's so much!

We can't carry all of it, though.

Couldn't Centorea-sama transport it?

I'm not a pack horse.

Sorry, but could you do that for us, Cerea?

Leave it to me!

Centorea-sama...

D-Don't say it.

Thanks a bunch.

You're not going home, Master?

I'd feel better if we got a bit more.

Those girls eat a lot, you know.

I don't need food.

I can get nutrients from anything I can dissolve.

So it's okay if there's no food for me.

Thanks, Suu.

But everyone's got to eat the same food at the same table.

After all, we're family.

Hey, Suu...

Come with me, Master!

No, not that...

My arm! My arm!

I understand the situation.

In short, you're here to gather edible plants.

Is that okay?

You think I, guardian of the forest, would allow you to harm it?

I guess you're right...

Suu? What are you...

What are you doing, Suu?!

I thought I needed to do something to get her permission.

Kii seemed to like it when you sucked on her breasts before.

I didn't say I wouldn't allow it.

Huh?

Papi taught me that one should grant the requests of friends.

I will allow you to harvest a minimal amount.

Follow me. I'll show you the way.

Thanks. You're a huge help, Kii.

The whole thing moves with her?

This is a nice place.

It's beautiful.

The plants here should be suitable for eating.

Uh, there are poisonous mushrooms mixed in here...

I simply led you to a place with plants of firmness and ripeness suitable for eating.

I don't know whether they're poisonous to animals or not.

What?!

A lot of wild vegetables are hard to tell apart.

It's too bad, but we'll have to give up.

Ding.

Bzzt.

Suu! You can tell if they're poisonous or not?

These are okay to eat.

These aren't.

An impressive skill...

Should you be eating poisonous plants, Suu?

I'm fine.

We took more than a minimal amount.

Is that okay?

Don't worry.

That's hardly anything to the forest.

Tell Papi to come visit.

Sure. We'll be back.

Not you.

Suu, are you sure you're okay?

I'm fine.

Let's hurry home.

Those freeloaders are waiting for us.

Did you just say something venomous?

You absorbed too much poison, didn't you?!

I've found you at last!

Miia-chan will be my bride!

M-My body won't move...

Must be Suu's poison.

W-Wait a minute!

I'll stop!

I won't hurt him again, so please stop!

Thanks for waiting!

Dinner's ready. Eat up!

Let's eat!

We've got ingredients leftover.

They should last us a while.

And I've got you to thank, Suu.

Thanks.

Hey, Darling-kun.

Since we were in the area, we stopped by to eat.

That smells amazing!

I'm hungry!

Pardon our intrusion.

I tried to stop them.

That looks delicious.

It might not be enough, though.

You're right.

Darling-kun, mind if we order more?

Keep the orders coming!

I'll make as much as you need!

Tempura, please!

Okay!

C-Could I get some more salad?

Gladly!

More bread pudding, please.

Got it!

Hey, I haven't eaten any yet!

I'll make as much as you need!

That was delicious.

Thanks for the food.

Burp.

I'm so full, I'm dying.

You're already dead.

What's wrong, Darling-kun?

Huh? Oh, uh, nothing...

He's despairing since the freeloaders ate all the food when

there's no room in the budget for more food.

There's still poison in her?!

Darling-kun...

Oh, Suu just absorbed some poison earlier!

You can put food costs down as an expense.

What?

Didn't I tell you?

If you have the receipts, we'll reimburse you later.

You should've told me sooner!

What's wrong, Darling-kun?

Was all my hard work for nothing?!

It's a bit noisy and difficult at times,

but every day is a lot of fun.

That's...

everyday life with monster girls,

I guess.

Kobold A non-human species with doglike qualities. They have dog ears and pads on their hands and feet, and short hair covers their bodies. The entire species jointly owns rich mineral deposits, and they are among the wealthiest of non-human species. They are extremely friendly toward all species and use their aforementioned wealth to operate service facilities for other species in all parts of the world. All members of the species take daily walks in the morning and evening, but these so-called “walks” are long-distance runs, and it is not unusual for a kobold to cover over 50 kilometers in a single day.