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Miia.

It's morning. Wake up.

Five more minutes...

No,

wait until I warm up five more degrees.

Wait, Miia, what are you doing in my bed?

It was too cold to warm myself up.

I thought you could warm me up, darling.

Lamias are cold-blooded.

I'll draw a bath, then. Give me a minute.

Nope.

I want you to warm me up, darling.

You're so warm.

I can feel your body heat warming me up.

Her breasts...

Calm down, calm down.

Don't get any weird...

Whoa, whoa! My neck!

She's cutting off my carotid artery!

Time out, Miia. I'm gonna pass out!

I give up, I give up!

Darling, don't be so rough.

She fell back asleep?

I need to break out somehow...

I can't!

She squeezes tighter wherever there's a gap.

This is bad.

At this rate...

Darling, not the end of my tail...

Have I found her weakness?

It's super effective.

Her coils are loosening.

But she's still strangling me.

Darling, no more...

This is bad...

I'm losing consciousness...

Darling!

Let go of me!

Not so hard...

I thought I'd die in—

I... I can't take it...

I...

I...?

I'm coming!

Oh, fine. I'll get up.

You were so feisty this morning.

Darling?

Give me five more minutes...

Species 1 "Everyday Life with a Lamia"

I need to warm Miia up before she falls asleep a third time.

I did a lot of remodeling so Miia could stay with me.

But every room's so huge.

The toilet...

How does she use it?

Is the bath ready?

Ah... Yeah. I just—

Thanks, darling.

I'll take the first bath.

It's so warm.

Japanese bathtubs are so great.

I read that Japan has hot springs, too.

I'd like to go to one with you someday.

Well, um...

What are you looking at?

So naughty.

I-I'm going to get breakfast ready now...

Miia!

You're in the bath! You don't need me to warm you up!

I know hot springs have something called mixed bathing, too.

Wait... Miia...

So we can bathe together.

M-My back...

Miia, given that it's prohibited, I don't think it's a good idea.

Is mixed bathing that bad?

Do hot springs have such naughty practices?

No, but...

Then let's experience mixed bathing together.

After all, I came to Japan to experience its culture.

Wait!

Wait, wait, wait!

I don't want to do mixed bathing with anyone but you.

I want my first to be...

It's so cold! My body heat...

What are you doing, darling?

This facility doesn't offer mixed bathing.

Turn off the shower!

You're no fun!

The popular group ANM48 has broken

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its record of consecutive #1 hits since its debut.

Any thoughts?

As the world's first idol group comprised of demihumans,

they've made quite a splash.

Not only that, but they're also really cute.

Their success can be attributed to the law passed three years ago.

The Interspecies Exchange Bill.

Three Years Since the Interspecies Exchange Bill

The law was passed so we could interact with the non-human species

that the government had long kept hidden from the world.

Since then, we've been aggressively pursuing cultural exchange.

Fortunately, they've assimilated into human culture without any major incidents.

The world hasn't changed as much as we expected.

I know. The other day, I—

I'm not sure I agree.

This morning was a disaster.

Just a few days ago, I never imagined this would happen.

You can say that again.

Good morning, Kurusu Kimihito-kun.

Why so surprised? Did you forget about me?

I'm your interspecies exchange coordinator, Smith.

No, I know who you are.

What are you doing in here?

Could I get breakfast, too?

You're here to eat?

I'm also here

to make sure you're not engaging in any prohibited activities.

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Anyone who harms the girls, who are here for the purpose of cultural exchange,

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Lamia

Hero attacks!

Deals 58 damage to Lamia!

will be punished severely, according to the Interspecies Exchange Bill.

Lamia has been defeated!

Lamia has been defeated!

Since you, as her host, are ignorant of the law, I came to check on you.

Ignorant? Now, hold on.

You're the one who accidentally brought Miia here.

I'm not her host family.

I don't recall.

Hey!

Talk about lax.

And you call yourself an interspecies exchange coordinator?

That aside...

Aside?

Miia says she likes it here, so you'll have to study the law.

I'm glad your parents happened to be transferred overseas.

This is so one-sided.

More coffee.

Yeah, yeah.

I haven't hurt her.

Hurting her can mean popping her cherry, too.

I'd never...

You've got genitals. You could if you wanted to.

Has she ever approached you?

The girls are rather passionate.

But...

Damaging the purity of her species' representative

at human hands would be a diplomatic issue.

Should you ever cross that line,

you will be arrested according to the law,

Darling! Darling!

and she'll be deported back to her homeland.

I know it's sad, but that's the law.

So, did you have sex?

N-No, I swear!

But surely you've thought about it.

Her lower body's a snake,

but she's got a nice body and big breasts, and she's beautiful.

Above all, she's madly in love with you.

And...

You don't seem like you'd put up much of a fight.

Hey...

Hey! What are you doing?

You'll pay if you lay a finger on my darling, Smith-san!

He's got it rougher than I thought...

Are you listening?

I was just joking.

I was just on my way out, anyway.

Darling-kun, make sure you refrain from any prohibited activities.

See you later.

Uh, Miia?

If you don't dry yourself off, you'll get cold again.

Are the prohibited activities that big a deal?

Huh?

Back when I first arrived here...

Since lamias have the lower body of a snake,

most people hate us on first glance.

So I was worried you wouldn't accept me...

But you accepted me with a smile.

It made me so happy.

I've seen your kind on the news a lot lately.

You're not that scary.

What's prohibited makes no difference to me.

Because I don't care what you do to me.

You can even hurt me if you want.

Miia?

I wouldn't mind...

if you gave me my first permanent scar.

After all,

I love you.

I'm sorry.

Huh?

I can't do that.

Why?

Is the law that important?

That's not what I meant.

It's about to... b-break...

It broke!

Darling!

I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry, darling!

Ow!

You're okay.

You just dislocated your shoulder.

He really does have it rough...

Darling, I'm so sorry!

Monster Girls!

A date, a date.

Today I'm on a date with my darling.

A date!

Before your date—

your field trip, let's do one final check.

A host family must not leave their guest alone.

You must always stay with her and assist her.

Show her around town.

Smith-san, isn't this the coordinator's job?

I have other things to do.

But,

don't take her to any love hotels.

Let's go, darling.

Let the date begin!

First Date Darling Miia

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This is so much fun.

I thought Japan would be more formal, but it has a lot of fun places.

But I'm a little disappointed everything was so small

and designed for humans.

I wish we could've done karaoke.

Private karaoke rooms are pretty small.

Not everything's been adapted for use by all species yet,

so it can't be helped.

All Species Welcome Approved by Interspecies Exchange Bill Assessment Come on in!!

Look, darling. There's a store for all species.

Let's go inside.

Hey, don't pull.

It's... a l-lingerie shop?

I'll wait outside.

No.

Smith-san said we had to be together at all times.

Excuse me. Do you have anything for lamias?

Over here. Take your time.

Thank you.

I feel so uncomfortable...

Does Miia even wear underwear?

How?

Darling, which do you think looks better?

I don't wear bras too often, so I don't know.

I don't know anything about bras, either.

Why don't you try them on?

Try them on?

Good idea.

Hey! Why—

We have to be together at all times.

So I want you to look at them and choose the ones you like.

I want to wear whatever you like.

I want you to love me even more.

So look carefully before you choose.

They... They all look great!

Let's buy them all!

Darling?

What is this?

Is it silicon?

A Nubra? No, it's the wrong shape.

The back seems to be adhesive, and it's warm.

D-Darling...

I'm sorry for dragging you into the changing room,

so give me back my panties.

Huh?

Darling, you're such a pervert!

So you wear underwear.

Dummy!

Sheesh, darling... Only perverts play with panties, you know.

I didn't mean anything by it. I didn't know what it was!

But if you're that curious, I'll show you, darling.

I told you...

Whoa! What is that?

Damn! She called him "darling"!

Talk about gross!

Darling?

Did you do that on purpose?

Miia, remember the law...

Humans can't hurt other species.

But the opposite is true, as well.

If you hurt a human, you'll be deported.

I didn't know there were demihumans like that.

I've never seen one in person before.

"Just saw a lamia." Send!

Who's the dude? Her boyfriend?

Um, wait, everyone...

Please don't take pictures without her permission.

Darling, can we go somewhere private?

Somewhere private...

Where did they go?

They went this way.

C-Calm down.

This was an emergency escape. I don't have any naughty intentions.

This bath's not as big as yours, but it's still pretty big.

M-Miia, are you okay?

Yeah. I feel better now.

But this is a hotel, right?

I don't have any of my stuff.

It's okay. We're not staying the night.

Even though it's a hotel?

Then what do people do here?

I wonder!

And what's this?

Let's just leave that there!

I guess humans still don't like us.

People are only nice to us because it's required by law.

Are you nice to me because you're afraid of being arrested, too?

No, I...

Look, darling.

I'm not scary.

See how defenseless I am?

I wouldn't do anything, even if you hurt me.

Are you still afraid of me?

Miia,

I...

Don't move!

We're with the Interspecies Exchange Security Squad.

We received a tip that someone dragged a female

lamia in here for lewd purposes.

In accordance with the Interspecies Exchange Bill, you—

Oh, Darling-kun.

Smith-san?

How did you know?

Don't underestimate the government's ability to gather information.

In truth, though, we just use Twitter.

What the hell?!

That snake woman's at a love hotel!

She's so gross!

You there!

That thing can screw?

Does it even have a ***?

Hilarious! I don't believe it!

Miia-cha—

Did I hit him too hard?

Ow! Ow ow ow!

You're a boy. Deal with a little pain.

You just hurt the joint a little.

Okay.

Um, what about those two?

Don't worry.

We had a nice chat and settled out of court.

Also, just checking, but that cut on your face...

I fell and bumped it.

That's fine, then.

Well, take care, now.

Darling.

Why did you do that?

Well, I jumped in front of your tail when you lashed it at them.

It's not worth making a fuss about.

That's not what I meant.

Look, if I do it, it's just an ordinary fight.

Hitting guys like them isn't worth you getting deported.

Besides...

You may belong to another species,

but you're a girl first and foremost.

I couldn't forgive them for being so mean to a girl.

That's all.

Darling...

Darling!

It'll always end like this, huh?

I'm so happy.

You really think of me as a girl.

Shall we pick up where we left off, then?

What?!

Wait! We only just avoided you getting deported!

It's okay! I'm ready for my first time now!

By the way, Darling-kun, what's for dinner tonight?

Wh-What are you doing, Smith-san?

What am I doing? I'm hungry.

You're so demanding!

Man, that settlement was rough.

It's curry. You're welcome to have some.

Oh, really? Thanks.

Things were just getting good.

Oh, Miia, you forgot this.

Who are you?

Papi! Papi the harpy!

What? Papi harpy Papi?

Harpy the Papi.

No, wait. Parpy the Papi?

Species 2 "Everyday Life with a Harpy and Centaur"

I can't believe we actually met. It must be fate!

Lamia Demihuman species with the lower body of a snake. Like snakes, lamia regularly shed their skin and are cold-blooded. Their Melusine personalities are often persistent, A lamia subspecies with dragon conjuring images of snakes. wings on its back. They share They are carnivores with a special characteristics with dragonewts. preference for eggs. The tip of They are more similar to sea snakes their tail is an erogenous zone. than terrestrial snakes and prefer to Because their species consists only live by the shore. Their wings aren't of females, they require human strong enough to lift their long lower males to reproduce. bodies, making them useless.

Lamia Subspecies