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Previously on Danger 5...
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You took those photos
to get back at Khrushchev?
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Aaagh!
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Game's up, my friend!
Drop the wiener!
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Sonofabitch!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Hitler has possessed Holly
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and now I think he's messing with
the space-time continuum!
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Quickly, friends! Take a drink!
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We're going back in time!
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Goal!
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Hmm.
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Ma perche...?
Ma che cosa...?
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Hoo-hoo!
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Ugh!
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It worked.
We're back in World War II.
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What the hell did you put in
that time travel cocktail, Pierre?
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Mozzarella! You can't
go back in time without cheese!
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No! Don't shoot!
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Shut up! Shut up!
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It's the space-time continuum.
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Anything we alter here, in the past,
can change the future.
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So, we can't shoot Nazis?
No.
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We can't shoot Nazis?!
Heil Hitler!
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Nein! Nein! Nein!
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Aaagh!
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Aaagh! Aaagh!
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My neck! Oh! The continuum!
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The continuum, my friend!
The continuum!
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Whoa, whoa! Easy, pal. Easy, easy.
Let me see, let me see.
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Oh, your neck is fine!
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There's nothing there!
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You're cool! Be cool!
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Calm down, you silly billy.
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Just listen to me, my friends.
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Hitler possessed Holly. He has
come back here to alter the future.
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And we have to stop and make sure we
don't alter the future in the process.
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Huh?
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Ohh!
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Alright, we were here before!
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This is the last Christmas
of the war!
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The mission was
to rescue the Colonel.
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We flew the Danger Zeppelin with
the Deluxe Danger Rocket attachment.
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While I took care of the guards.
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Then we freed the Colonel and
discovered the cocktail waterfall!
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Hey! I forgot about the waterfall!
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We all got so drunk!
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Wait! That means Claire's here!
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I'll see her again!
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Oh, no, no, don't get
any ideas, Tucker.
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All we have to do is capture Holly -
uh, Hitler Holly -
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and return to the future
before any damage is done.
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Da... Yeah! Yeah!
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No! NO!
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Don't touch anything,
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don't talk to anyone,
don't shoot any more Nazis
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and don't do anything foolish
like talk to your past self.
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Yes. You're right, Pierre.
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It would be foolish of me
to embrace this opportunity
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to see my wife alive again...
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..or to hold her...
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..to kiss her.
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Mmm! Ah-ha-ha!
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No, no, no! Tucker!
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Stop Holly before
she ruins the future!
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Merry Christmas, my friends.
We come, bearing gifts!
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That little girl
looks and sounds like Hitler.
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And it looks like she's packin'
some sort of heat.
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Aaaaaaagh!
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Nice shot, my friend, huh?
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Alright, team.
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Let's go rescue the Colonel.
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Your plan is as repulsive as
this vegetarian cuttlefish, Hitler.
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Oh... Ah...
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Ohh...
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Huh?
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Ha!
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Toodle-oo! That'll do.
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Hmm-hmm-hmm!
Stop it, Tucker!
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You're doing irreversible damage
to the fabric of time!
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And my mind!
I'm sorry, Pierre.
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But I'm in love!
Claire, I'm coming for you!
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Aaagh...
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Merry Christmas, Pierre!
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Aaagh!
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Aaaaaaagh!
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Oh...
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No, no, it's me!
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The continuum!
It's OK, my friend. Come.
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Join the Christmas luau, huh?
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Aaaagh!
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Oh.
Huh?
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It looks like trouble.
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Only Americans drink the nog.
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Go, go, Danger Net Pack!
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No, not the Net Pack!
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Freeze, you Kraut bastards!
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Sigaretu? Hmm?
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Huh?
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Yes! Yes!
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Let go of me, you brute!
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Let go of YOU, you brute!
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Claire.
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Ha! En garde, Kaltenbrunner!
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Oh!
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Oh...
Off with your toupee!
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Ahh! Ohh! No!
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It burns!
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Are you ready for prime time?
What's that?
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It's when I show you my stiffy.
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Oh!
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Not so fast, you Nazi pastie!
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I'll save you, Claire.
Tucker!
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There's only room in the world
for one Tucker.
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Ohh!
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Oh, wunderbar! Wunderbar!
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Excellent! Excellent shooting.
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Lieutenant, would you care
to join us in the dungeon
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to, uh, unwrap this
tasty little Christmas present?
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Yes.
Yes.
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Yes, I would.
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This is the best Christmas miracle
a man could wish for.
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A visit from my future self.
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No, no, I can't be talking to you.
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I could be totally ducking up
the continuum.
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How did you know
I was from the future?
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Hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy, my future friend, huh?
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Here.
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Have a drink of
some Honolulu Lullaby.
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Drink.
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Man, that's a tasty drink!
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And nothing bad
seems to be happening.
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Mm. Yeah.
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Maybe a little partying
with my past self
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won't hurt the continuum after all.
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Hey...
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This calls for a celebration!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey. What is that?
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It's the future!
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Play.
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Uh... Hmm.
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Let me get this straight -
you guys came back from the future
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to stop an invincible girl,
possessed by Hitler,
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from changing the future?
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That means we don't
kill Hitler, right?
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Yeah, but we got more important
things to worry about.
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More important?
What's more important than...?
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You gotta do something about Ilsa
while YOU still have a chance.
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Do something?
Like... what do you mean?
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You gotta man up and move in,
before she goes 100% Commie.
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And tell her how you feel.
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Tell her how I feel?
Yeah.
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Feelings? What - do I become
some sort of fruit in the future?
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Mm.
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Shit! Shit!
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Aagh!
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Get the hell down, man! Go!
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Go, go!
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Go, go, go! Get in the hole!
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♪ Springtime in Vienna! ♪
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Stop working so fast, Kaltenbrunner.
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Can't you see I want her to cower
at the terror of my 40 chickens?!
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WE agreed on the bricking, Ali Baba.
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Anyway, I only count eight chickens.
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Alas, many chicken fell
on the journey
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from Damascus to Aqaba.
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But what if we entomb her
with these?
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Yes! Think of the honey!
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Hey! I love honey!
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What you think about
that, Lieutenant?
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Ugh!
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The jokes ON you, Kaltenbrunner.
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An imposter! Quick, chicken!
Protect the gold!
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Oh, man!
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Ice-cream?
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Oh...
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Because the cow is cold. Yes!
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Very clever.
Tucker?!
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Now that we're married,
you can have it all!
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Ahh!
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Birds! Bla... Aah...
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Splendid job. Now, come on,
let's go rescue the Colonel.
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I don't think the million-dollar
Danger-Gator is expensive enough
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to blow up Dog Mountain.
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Just shoot, already!
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You guys would have won the war
three times over by now
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if you shot your guns off
as much as your damn mouths!
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Aagh! Aagh!
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Aaaagh!
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Aaagh!
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That oughta seal it up.
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I could do that. I could DO that.
I can do...
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Whoa.
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Ha!
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Aah...
Avalanche!
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Noooo!
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Whoo!
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Man, you just can't get
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waterfall-fresh cocktails
like this in the future.
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It just needs, uh, you know,
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a little bit of relish.
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Whoa!
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Mmm!
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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What's the big idea?!
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Don't be mouthin' me!
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You should be mouthin' him!
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Ilsa, what...?
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Old?
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Damaged?
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Why would Hitler be keeping the
Colonel in this... romantic bedroom?
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You must be... worn out
from all that torture, Claire.
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Mm!
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Why don't you, uh, make yourself
comfortable on this, uh, bed?
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Oh, lovey-dovey. Ohh!
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What is wrong with you?!
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I just... know how much
you like roses.
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No, I don't.
I... can't stand the smell.
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Oh... Yes, you're right!
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Ooh, stop beating around the bush,
Tucker, Tucker!
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Just say it!
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Claire, I want to
show you something.
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Have you found sensitive dossiers?
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No.
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Are you ready for... prime time?
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Hmm. What's prime time?
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It's, uh...
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..when I show you my stiffy.
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Speak up, Tucker!
Stiffy!
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Oh!
Aah!
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Can't you see I'm trying to
foreplay you, Claire?
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Tucker, you're acting like a man!
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It's Christmas, Claire,
and I'm going to intercourse you -
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no two ways about it.
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Two-way intercourse?
Mmm!
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Ohh!
Mmm!
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Claire? How could you?
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Two Tuckers?
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My God.
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You're me.
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Yes. From the future.
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And I'm a Nazi?
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Goodbye, Claire.
No!
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Yes, do it! There's only room
in the world for one Tucker.
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You're right.
Ohhh!
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I can't wait for the future.
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I love this synth!
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♪ Bee-boo-ba-ba-boo! ♪
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This telephone!
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These computer disks!
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These...! Hey, what are these?!
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Uh, cheer-up movies!
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I LOVE cheer-up movies!
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Aaaagh!
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Aagh! Aaagh!
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Stop it, Tuckers!
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Run, Pierre! The future people
have come to get us!
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Sure!
Uh, no, they are our friends.
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Two Tuckers? Two Pierres?
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Where's Ilsa and Jackson and... me?
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You're right here.
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Oh! Oh!
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00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,460
Oh!
266
00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:41,453
If you don't come away
with me, Claire,
267
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,995
then this will be your fate!
268
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:44,370
Ohh!
Now...
269
00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:46,995
Stop being a flannel
and let's live happily ever after.
270
00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:50,162
Tucker, you've had your Claire.
You can't have another one!
271
00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:52,370
"Why try future marmalade
on your crumpet
272
00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:56,245
"when... present marmalade
does the job just fine?" I say.
273
00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:57,787
Oh, leave me alone!
274
00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:00,370
Tucker, we've been consumed by
the temptations of time travel
275
00:18:00,376 --> 00:18:02,245
and forgotten the real reason
we're here.
276
00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:05,245
I thought you were here to party.
Yes! Uh... no.
277
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,787
Wait. No.
278
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:09,162
Hitler has come back from the future
to change the world.
279
00:18:09,168 --> 00:18:12,418
And if we do not stop him,
then we may never exist!
280
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,578
We should fight them together!
281
00:18:15,585 --> 00:18:17,912
Yes! I won't work with these
murderous future scoundrels!
282
00:18:17,918 --> 00:18:19,120
Hear, hear.
283
00:18:19,126 --> 00:18:21,078
Come on, my friends, huh?
284
00:18:21,085 --> 00:18:22,703
It's Christmas.
285
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:23,912
Yes!
Yeah.
286
00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:25,495
Oh...
287
00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:27,037
Oh... alright, then.
288
00:18:27,043 --> 00:18:29,918
Oh-ho-ho! Yes!
Yeah!
289
00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:33,995
Oh!
290
00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:35,995
Wow!
291
00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:38,293
Merry Christmas, everyone!
292
00:18:40,543 --> 00:18:43,037
Cheers. Cheers.
Oh, hey, hey, stop!
293
00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:46,162
We've done it again!
We're supposed to be killing Hitler!
294
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,703
Come on, Pierre.
295
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,412
One more waterfall-fresh
Shirley Temple.
296
00:18:50,418 --> 00:18:52,620
No!
Yes!
297
00:18:52,626 --> 00:18:55,787
Sorry, my friend. I thought
he was talking to me!
298
00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:57,495
I thought he was talking to me!
299
00:18:57,501 --> 00:19:00,001
'Cause we are the same...
300
00:19:01,085 --> 00:19:02,995
Let's go win some war.
301
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:04,210
Yeah!
302
00:19:45,568 --> 00:19:47,563
Hey? Hey, you?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
303
00:19:47,569 --> 00:19:49,685
I'm on your side. I'm a spy.
304
00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:51,524
Spy?
Look.
305
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,024
Huh? Uh...
306
00:20:06,566 --> 00:20:08,566
Oh!
307
00:20:40,024 --> 00:20:41,524
Aaagh!
308
00:20:43,608 --> 00:20:44,768
Ahh!
309
00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:46,476
Shut up, Leanne!
310
00:20:46,483 --> 00:20:48,774
I don't wanna go to school!
311
00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:55,518
Hey.
312
00:20:55,524 --> 00:20:57,393
Where am I?
313
00:20:57,399 --> 00:20:58,941
There's that shiny piece of shrimp!
314
00:21:02,899 --> 00:21:05,274
This one! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
315
00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:28,316
No, Hitler. I have the power.
316
00:21:29,649 --> 00:21:33,435
Sit... down... you!
317
00:21:33,441 --> 00:21:35,108
Huh? Oh...
318
00:21:39,149 --> 00:21:40,685
Damn it.
319
00:21:40,691 --> 00:21:43,018
Now original Hitler is invincible.
320
00:21:43,024 --> 00:21:44,601
He's won! Shit!
321
00:21:44,608 --> 00:21:46,143
We need a Christmas miracle.
322
00:21:46,149 --> 00:21:49,060
And we need it fast.
This place is falling apart.
323
00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,726
Claire, do you still have...?
324
00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:52,441
Claire?
325
00:21:53,816 --> 00:21:55,524
We're here to rescue you, Colonel.
326
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,560
No, naive Pierre.
327
00:21:58,566 --> 00:22:00,393
Get down, Claire. Get down.
328
00:22:00,399 --> 00:22:01,899
Get down!
329
00:22:04,608 --> 00:22:07,316
No!
330
00:22:08,983 --> 00:22:10,524
No!
331
00:22:11,983 --> 00:22:15,399
Aaagh!
332
00:22:21,024 --> 00:22:22,983
No! Aaagh! Aah!
333
00:22:25,774 --> 00:22:27,560
We're still here, right?
334
00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:30,601
Are you alright, my friends?
Do you feel like you don't exist?
335
00:22:30,608 --> 00:22:32,226
No.
Uh, me neither.
336
00:22:32,233 --> 00:22:34,310
I, uh, feel pretty good.
337
00:22:34,316 --> 00:22:36,733
Then the continuum was bull-fish!
338
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,726
Not so fast, Johnny!
339
00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:43,643
I'm putting you in detention!
340
00:22:43,649 --> 00:22:45,518
Aaaagh!
341
00:22:45,524 --> 00:22:46,983
Nice one, my friend!
342
00:22:48,566 --> 00:22:50,066
Whoa! Whoa-whoa!
343
00:22:55,191 --> 00:22:57,435
More like gun power.
344
00:22:57,441 --> 00:22:59,851
Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh!
345
00:22:59,858 --> 00:23:01,733
I'm so sorry, Claire.
346
00:23:03,358 --> 00:23:04,893
I suppose this means...
347
00:23:04,899 --> 00:23:06,899
..I'm just not meant to have you.
348
00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:12,066
Here, take this, in case you get
peckish in the afterlife.
349
00:23:22,608 --> 00:23:24,143
I'm sorry, Colonel.
350
00:23:24,149 --> 00:23:26,726
We came from the future
to stop this from happening.
351
00:23:26,733 --> 00:23:28,608
Nice work, you migrant.
352
00:23:33,316 --> 00:23:35,060
Yes, Ilsa.
353
00:23:35,066 --> 00:23:38,649
I think it's safe to assume
Hitler is proper dead.
354
00:23:39,733 --> 00:23:41,560
Adolf Dead-ler.
355
00:23:41,566 --> 00:23:43,435
Yes. I like
the sound of that.
356
00:23:43,441 --> 00:23:46,060
Ohhh! Just get me
the hell out of here!
357
00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:48,316
Lucky I brought extra mozzarella.
358
00:23:49,524 --> 00:23:52,310
Here, take one.
Yes, here, one for you!
359
00:23:52,316 --> 00:23:54,185
Here, Tucker, Jackson.
360
00:23:54,191 --> 00:23:55,893
Wait!
361
00:23:55,899 --> 00:23:58,643
Can we spare an extra drink...
362
00:23:58,649 --> 00:24:00,560
..for the Colonel?
363
00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:02,601
Don't be a prawn cracker, Tucker!
364
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:06,143
Now you're gone, I'm gonna get
all the credit for winning the war!
365
00:24:06,149 --> 00:24:08,435
Now, nick off,
before you ruin it somehow!
366
00:24:08,441 --> 00:24:10,393
To the future!
367
00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:12,810
Yeah!
Ugh!
368
00:24:12,816 --> 00:24:14,649
Ohh...
369
00:24:19,108 --> 00:24:22,108
Ohhh!
370
00:24:23,983 --> 00:24:25,810
Hey, hey!
371
00:24:25,816 --> 00:24:28,226
Smells like our original time line.
372
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,018
We're home!
373
00:24:30,024 --> 00:24:31,560
Yeah!
374
00:24:31,566 --> 00:24:33,733
Yeah! Fast-food joint! Bonus!
375
00:24:36,941 --> 00:24:38,560
Let's go pat that horse!
376
00:24:38,566 --> 00:24:42,524
I'll take five guacamole wieners
and an extra medium cheese-shake.
377
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,358
A German horse. Ooh.
378
00:24:48,233 --> 00:24:49,233
Huh?
379
00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:54,393
Hitler Hat?!
380
00:24:54,399 --> 00:24:57,101
Hitler Hat?!
381
00:24:57,108 --> 00:24:58,233
Mm.
382
00:25:03,899 --> 00:25:06,560
Uh-oh.
383
00:25:06,566 --> 00:25:08,101
New from Tamico,
384
00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:09,726
Das Fuhrer, the board game!
385
00:25:09,733 --> 00:25:11,394
Listen to Hitler's orders and survive.
386
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,185
All players eat one mushroom.
387
00:25:13,191 --> 00:25:14,774
Yes, mein Fuhrer!
388
00:25:15,899 --> 00:25:17,226
Ugh!
389
00:25:17,233 --> 00:25:19,644
Progress around the board
using Hitler's dice dome!
390
00:25:19,650 --> 00:25:20,935
Oh, no!
391
00:25:20,941 --> 00:25:22,268
I landed on war crimes!
392
00:25:22,274 --> 00:25:25,143
Take your cyanide
before the Allies find you.
393
00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:27,185
Yes! Honourable death bonus!
394
00:25:27,191 --> 00:25:29,560
Be the first to escape to Argentina
395
00:25:29,566 --> 00:25:31,726
and live off untold stolen riches!
396
00:25:31,733 --> 00:25:33,226
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!
397
00:25:33,233 --> 00:25:34,518
Victory.
398
00:25:34,524 --> 00:25:36,101
Das Fuhrer board game, available now
399
00:25:36,108 --> 00:25:38,716
at all good pro-Nazi retailers,
from Tamico.
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