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Previously on Danger 5...
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I think this is the kind of girl
Hitler would be after.
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Just remember,
have Holly back before 10:00.
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I finally finished the dishes!
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Whatever.
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NOOOOOOO!
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I'm broken, McKenzie.
You need to fix me.
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Who the hell are you?
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When you want news,
we give you news.
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Metro City News
with Jenny Sakamoto.
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Metro City
is in lockdown tonight,
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as former military superteam
Danger 5
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are hunted by law enforcement
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after kidnapping
high school senior Holly de Palma.
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Freeze! MCPD!
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Get down! Get down!
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Where's the girl?!
Where's the goddamn girl?!
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These commie bastards
killed Holly's friends, her family
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and any chance of her
growing up emotionally stable.
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But Captain Bramman,
Danger 5 are the good guys.
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Detective Jackson's one of us.
He's a cop!
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Maybe someone set him up.
Yeah.
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No! Not the dream!
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But, Captain, it's Christmas.
Hmm?
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We've been working triple shifts.
We're super sleepy!
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That's why FBI Agent Mengele
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is handing out
military-grade stamina pills.
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I've just got three Christmas wishes
for you this year, ladies.
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Number one -
sex with my wife. Oh, Lord.
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Number two...
..Danger 5 in the electric chair.
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And number three -
that commie piece of shit Jackson
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hanging by the cojones
in this goddamn range!
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Shaky-shake-shake.
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That's it, man. I can't relax.
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We gotta get outta here, man!
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Pierre! I can clear this up
with Captain Bramman, OK?
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Hell, he'll probably throw in
that big Christmas bonus
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and I can finally buy a jacuzzi.
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Relax, Jackson - I own this place.
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Yeah, I know...
It's police-proof.
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Nobody's going anywhere.
It's my birthday.
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And I'd like to celebrate it
with my fugitive friends.
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Yeah. OK, OK.
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Is that jealousy I smell
on your breath?
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You'll always be number one
potato in my soup.
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Use this drug orange
to neutralise Dangerous 5
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and bring me the girl.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Does anybody care that
I'm handcuffed to the bar?!
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Hitler's after you, Holly.
It's for your own safety.
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Why do we have to stay
in this stinkin' place?
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Metro City's, like, the shopping
capital of the universe.
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We should go on a spree!
C'mon! It's your birthday.
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Ah, shush, Holly.
Just enjoy your banana split.
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Enjoy yourself, like Tucker!
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Mmm, yeah. Ugh...
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I guess revenge
really does make you feel good.
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An orange! Perfect!
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Hey!
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Whatever.
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A noisy orange?
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Just my luck! They're the best!
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I call this one the Naked Fugitive.
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Mmm!
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Hey, salute.
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Uh... ugh...
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Ohh, that's a good drink.
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Naked time begins.
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Psst. Psst!
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Hitler deserves to die, Mengele!
We must continue as planned.
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Hitler's reign as leader
of the Fourth Reich must end!
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Now, milk me
with those supple hands.
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Yes, Mr Pedro.
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Uh, m-mein Fuhrer!
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I'm putting her back together!
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You know I wanted Claire alive!
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I loved her.
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So much!
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No! The Power-Stream!
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Well done, Tucker.
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You've become a ninja,
you've avenged your wife
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and you've fixed up your grief.
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You deserve this manly reward.
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I've heard people
do this all the time.
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Excuse me, madam.
Could you hold this, please?
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It'll cost extra.
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Ta, Claire.
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Stop drifting off and
help me push out our baby!
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Uh, baby?
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But-but-but,
but we never intercoursed!
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Uh... um, uh...
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Uh, oh...
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Aaagh!
Get him out of me!
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- Uh, yep, uh...
- Uh...
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Agh! You're not my baby, Hitler!
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- Where'd everybody go?
- I dunno.
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Right. You're coming with me.
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To go shopping?
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Yes. To go shopping.
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You have?
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Ilsa, I can smell
drugs on you. You're wasted.
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I've been waiting for
this moment... for so long.
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YEAH!
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Mmm?
Do you have any rubbers, Ilsa?
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I just don't know where you've been.
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Uh, I mean... uh... Shit!
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I'm just trying to be careful!
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My lucky dollar.
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My lucky day.
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Dammit!
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Oh, thank you for buying
my freedom, friend.
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One day I'll repay you.
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I'm countin' on it, ball.
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Oh! Oh... Ow.
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OK, come on, come on, come on.
What I got? What I got?
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OK, a bullet, lint,
a disc full of holes.
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Uh...
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Hmm.
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Nice.
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Goddammit.
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What kind of kinky
commie shit is Jackson into?
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Sonofabitch.
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Nothing here except
Christmas ham and calendars.
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Guess you gotta keep 'em cold.
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Has anybody got any goddamn leads?!
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Hey! You there - you piece of shit!
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What do you know?
Mmm?
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Hmm. Oh. Oh, yeah, great.
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Hmm... Hmm!
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Hey! It's Santa!
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Uh... Oh, I'm sorry, young lady -
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it's, uh, closing time, and Santa
must return to the North Pole.
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Nuh-uh, Santa. You're gonna tell me
where all the hot specials are!
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Hey, missy, I don't know
where anything is.
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This ain't even my full-time gig.
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I make my own brand of mayonnaises.
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Hot... specials!
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Ohh! Jesus wept!
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G'day. Is this the police?
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Oh, yes. Well, this is TUCKER!
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Yes! The FUGITIVE Tucker!
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I'm holding the girl hostage
in Bramwells' Department Store.
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Come and get me.
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What?
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Oh. Men's shoes.
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Stop!
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Give me that issue
of Bravo Teens Magazine.
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Sure. Here.
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Oh! What about this copy of Eggs?
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No!
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Fine. Santa will have it.
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Look out! He's got a gun!
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Clear the area. Watch your six!
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Freeze! MCPD! Everybody down!
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Goddammit.
This place smells like a dick!
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Go! Go!
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Uh, just a sec.
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Here we go. Now we're ready.
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Gotcha, you sonofabitch.
Captain Bramman! We were gonna...
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What the hell?!
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Rookie, get off me!
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Oh. Ah!
Get off me!
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That's pretty low for a cop.
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Relax, Captain. She's with me.
Sure.
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That's what they all say,
you sick you piece of shit.
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No! We've been set up!
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We've been set up! We've been...
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Hmm...
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G'day, mate.
Ugh!
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The store's closed, dammit, and I
haven't got enough sweet stuff yet!
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Yes, that's it - keep making noise.
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Damn right I will!
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I'm a paying customer
and I demand satisfaction!
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Listen, Holly,
I've spoken to Mr Bramwells
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and he says you can stay here
as long as you like.
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Really?
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Yes! So go on, have your spree.
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Well, come help me try on stuff!
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No. I've got bunyips to hunt.
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Down.
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Yeah.
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Mm-hm.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yes!
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Wow!
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A Gina Lombardi rock'n'roll jacket...
Huh?
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..with leg warmer sleeves?!
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I've got a twenty on the girl.
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Yeah!
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Oh! An apple. Ohh.
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Argh!
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Huh?!
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Argh! Fluorescent tubes!
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Goddammit.
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10 years I called you
my best man, Jackson.
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Now you're a commie
kidnapper piece of shit.
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No! No, no, no, no, no.
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I watched you eat every last piece
of my wife's meatloaf,
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you pinko piece of shit!
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I got the beanbag rounds, Captain.
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Do you know how much paperwork there
is when a cop turns commie, huh?
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Yes!
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I haven't seen my wife for
three months, you piece of shit!
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Oh, your wife told me to say hi.
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Thanks, Rookie.
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Now let's show this goddamn
commie piece of shit
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how we treat goddamn commie
pieces of shit.
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Hello, Ilsa.
It's been a while.
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There is no escape, Ilsa.
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No.
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Clever girl.
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Aaagh!
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The team has been framed, McKenzie's
vanished, my birthday is ruined.
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Everything has gone fish!
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Psst. Hey!
Huh?
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Happy birthday, Pierre.
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Oh! Oh! A cake! Oh, for me?
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Thank you, my friend. Oh!
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What is your name?
It's Louis Detroit, sir.
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And, well, I'm an aspiring
clarinet player.
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What is this? A demo?!
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Come on, man. It's real good stuff.
It'll set you free.
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You gotta put me on your label!
I don't know...
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Please just listen to the tape.
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Holy fish! This is good music!
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Really?! Yeah! I'm gonna make you
big, my friend. Yeah!
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Alright! Yeah!
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Oh! Oh! Gimme the keys!
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Gimme the keys!
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Do we have a deal?!
Sure! Sure!
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Hey! A hot wiener, popcorn,
milkshake and cheese maker combo!
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Don't run, honey!
We're here to help you!
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Huh?
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No! Why?!
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Cut the shit, Tucker, you fugitive!
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No, not the face!
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Piece of shit!
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Captain!
The Nazis are back!
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They set me up! I'm not a commie!
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Shut up, you red piece of shit.
Hey, no!
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Goddammit, Rookie!
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Give me a hand
with this piece of shit!
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Rookie?
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Hey, buddy! What are you doing here?
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Hey, buddy.
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Aaaaaaagh!
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Piece of shit!
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My God! Your face
looks like a piece of shit!
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Yah!
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I'm sorry, old friend,
but I cannot carry you any further!
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Goodbye, my friend.
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Mengele! Mengele!
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MENGELE!
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MENGELE!
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Ah. Hot meal.
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MENGELE!
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Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.
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Wow! Scrunchie necklace!
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00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:22,004
Get your hands off me, lame-brain!
261
00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:23,010
Hai...
262
00:17:24,552 --> 00:17:26,129
Don't tell me what to do, Hitler!
263
00:17:26,135 --> 00:17:29,212
Tucker! You've got
a serious attitude problem.
264
00:17:29,218 --> 00:17:30,629
Ugh...
Huh?
265
00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:32,420
I'm not dropping the katana.
266
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:34,843
It was a present,
and it... looks expensive.
267
00:17:35,927 --> 00:17:37,004
Huh?
268
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:38,718
Lizardmen?!
269
00:17:42,218 --> 00:17:43,295
NEIN!
270
00:17:43,302 --> 00:17:44,712
Ewww!
271
00:17:44,718 --> 00:17:47,510
Hey! He's got my jacket!
272
00:18:01,885 --> 00:18:07,545
Flamethrower? Nunchakus? Bazooka?
Dammit! Which one to choose?
273
00:18:07,552 --> 00:18:08,754
No!
274
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,718
A 3000cc Super Mike Super Bike!
275
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,552
Me too!
276
00:18:20,052 --> 00:18:23,260
Goddammit! Where'd he come from?
Where'd he come from, Chief?!
277
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,385
Slam-dunk-a-saurus.
278
00:18:41,885 --> 00:18:43,510
Agh!
279
00:18:51,177 --> 00:18:53,593
Ugh! Uh...
280
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,420
Come on. Come on!
281
00:18:59,427 --> 00:19:00,677
I need a cigarette!
282
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,295
Agh! Ilsa! Get this thing off of me!
283
00:19:06,302 --> 00:19:08,302
Aagh! Aaagh!
284
00:19:18,343 --> 00:19:20,462
Where's Hitler, fossil-face? Huh?
285
00:19:20,468 --> 00:19:22,302
Did you eat him, huh?
286
00:19:25,302 --> 00:19:28,052
Nothing but noodles.
287
00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:32,795
Aagh! Guys!
288
00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:36,129
Hey! Now HE'S got my jacket!
289
00:19:36,135 --> 00:19:37,170
Huh?
290
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,045
Take Hitler to the SWAT van.
291
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,885
I'll kill these mammals.
292
00:19:41,927 --> 00:19:44,718
Agh! Fire! Anything but fire!
293
00:19:45,843 --> 00:19:48,552
After them, my friends!
Hitler's our prize! It's not coming off!
294
00:19:56,593 --> 00:19:58,468
Hmm! Hmm!
295
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,927
What the wallaby are those
dinosaurs doing with Hitler?
296
00:20:07,135 --> 00:20:08,837
I mean, none of this
makes any sense.
297
00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:10,920
Oh, for goodness sake, Jackson!
298
00:20:10,927 --> 00:20:13,629
Click-clack, buckle up, or
I'll turn this car right around!
299
00:20:13,635 --> 00:20:15,254
It won't come out, goddammit!
300
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:16,587
Ugh!
301
00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:18,337
Kiss me, Tucker!
302
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,837
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
303
00:20:20,843 --> 00:20:22,385
Stop playing with my wife!
304
00:20:23,968 --> 00:20:25,218
Whoa!
305
00:20:26,843 --> 00:20:28,427
Hmm?
306
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:40,218
Ohh!
307
00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:45,343
Face the might of Battle-Saurus!
308
00:20:50,677 --> 00:20:53,462
Ha!
309
00:20:53,468 --> 00:20:55,218
Get the hell down!
310
00:21:05,343 --> 00:21:07,670
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
311
00:21:07,677 --> 00:21:09,593
Whoa!
Whoa!
312
00:21:10,927 --> 00:21:13,254
Come on Super Mike!
Get the lead out!
313
00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,879
Aren't you the Turbo Edition?!
314
00:21:14,885 --> 00:21:18,754
I'm sorry, Pierre.
The blue one is the Turbo Edition.
315
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,927
The blue one... blue one...
Uh, that's OK, my friend.
316
00:21:30,343 --> 00:21:35,004
Hey, Ilsa, back at the bar,
I should've came prepared.
317
00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:36,885
Can I get a redo?
318
00:21:38,843 --> 00:21:42,510
Uh, remember?
I didn't have any rubbers?
319
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:44,843
Mmm... Uh...
320
00:21:49,302 --> 00:21:52,129
Well, let's have
some music, shall we?
321
00:21:52,135 --> 00:21:54,087
You're listening
to Radio Pierre.
322
00:21:54,093 --> 00:21:57,427
Here's Louis Detroit
with Rainbow Dreams.
323
00:21:59,843 --> 00:22:01,677
Uh... uh...
324
00:22:04,635 --> 00:22:09,170
All the king's horses couldn't put
me back together again, Pierre.
325
00:22:09,177 --> 00:22:11,837
Move on. Find another vehicle.
326
00:22:11,843 --> 00:22:12,843
Never!
327
00:22:18,677 --> 00:22:20,504
McKenzie! Where have you been?!
328
00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:22,093
Where did you get that car from?!
329
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,135
I'll never die.
330
00:22:37,218 --> 00:22:38,552
Ooh!
331
00:22:42,510 --> 00:22:44,218
Yeah, I got it. I got it.
332
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,468
Ah. Thanks, my friend!
333
00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:07,170
Anyone want a nibble? Hmm?
334
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,468
Hmm? I get grumpy
if I don't have a nibble.
335
00:23:10,510 --> 00:23:11,670
Oop! Oh!
336
00:23:11,677 --> 00:23:13,177
Hey, where'd the kid go?
337
00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:17,468
Give me the goddamn jacket!
338
00:23:26,593 --> 00:23:28,129
Aaagh!
Whoa!
339
00:23:28,135 --> 00:23:30,927
Aaaaaarrrghh!
340
00:23:32,135 --> 00:23:33,504
Ow!
341
00:23:33,510 --> 00:23:35,385
She took that like a champ!
342
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,385
Get in the car, Holly.
And click-clack, buckle up, or...
343
00:23:45,385 --> 00:23:46,593
Whoa!
344
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:50,587
Agh!
345
00:23:50,593 --> 00:23:52,343
Time to fly!
346
00:24:05,552 --> 00:24:07,052
Ohh!
Ooh.
347
00:24:09,468 --> 00:24:11,920
Oh, no. She's dead as a boomerang.
348
00:24:11,927 --> 00:24:14,135
Come on, team. Let's go, let's go.
349
00:24:15,218 --> 00:24:17,635
But Hitler's getting away.
We're gonna lose him forever.
350
00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:21,712
Huh?
Holly!
351
00:24:21,718 --> 00:24:25,629
- What have they done to you?!
- Bingo. We got a fake ID.
352
00:24:25,635 --> 00:24:28,420
It's from Vatican City! No!
Right.
353
00:24:28,427 --> 00:24:31,510
Everybody in the car -
we're driving to the Vatican City.
354
00:24:46,177 --> 00:24:48,927
You gotta be kidding me.
It's a Christmas miracle!
355
00:24:51,093 --> 00:24:53,462
Holly came back to life.
356
00:24:53,468 --> 00:24:55,837
Oh, no! My jacket!
357
00:24:55,843 --> 00:24:58,212
Why didn't my Claire
come back to life, huh?
358
00:24:58,218 --> 00:24:59,587
Hey.
359
00:24:59,593 --> 00:25:03,754
These rips and tears
are totally Euro-chic!
360
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,885
Yay for dino damage!
361
00:25:08,052 --> 00:25:10,212
Happy birthday, Pierre!
Happy birthday, Pierre!
362
00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:12,295
Yeah!
Thank you! Thank you!
363
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,337
It's a great day.
I miss Claire!
364
00:25:14,343 --> 00:25:15,843
New from Tamico!
365
00:25:16,927 --> 00:25:20,129
Dr Mengele's getting away in his
Battle-Saurus Tyranno-Copter!
366
00:25:20,135 --> 00:25:23,045
Here comes Rapid Fire
with the Danger-Zooka!
367
00:25:23,052 --> 00:25:24,833
Yeah! Danger Damage!
368
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,236
Dr Mengele uses the
Evolution Chamber...
369
00:25:27,256 --> 00:25:28,833
..to evolve into Deluxe Nazi-Saurus
370
00:25:28,839 --> 00:25:30,500
with sonar exoskeleton attachment.
371
00:25:30,506 --> 00:25:31,750
Good thing Pierre brought his
372
00:25:31,756 --> 00:25:33,250
Cocktail-Cannon to the Nazi Party!
373
00:25:33,256 --> 00:25:34,541
Chill out, my friend!
374
00:25:34,548 --> 00:25:37,666
I'll get you, Danger 5!
375
00:25:37,673 --> 00:25:39,875
Vacation Pierre,
Rock'n'Roll Mengele,
376
00:25:39,881 --> 00:25:42,291
Deluxe Nazi-Saurus with sonar
exoskeleton attachment,
377
00:25:42,298 --> 00:25:44,375
Evolution Chamber,
Battle-Saurus
378
00:25:44,381 --> 00:25:46,360
and Rapid Fire each sold
separately from Tamico.
379
00:25:53,756 --> 00:25:55,298
Please don't let me wake up.
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