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Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas,
everybody. Welcome, welcome!
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All right, Santa.
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I want a Toxic Ooze battle-dome
with extra ooze refills.
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And I want a TX-1000 Cybernetic Gun
armed with Arctic sonar camo...
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Uh? Uh!
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Heh, heh, heh!
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Hey! What?
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How did you survive,
you kraut bastard?
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Let's sit down and talk this out.
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Nein!
I said, sit down!
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Heh, heh, heh!
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Ugh...
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Danger 5 will hunt you down,
you motherfu...
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Urgh...
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Uh... Hello, everyone.
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I just wanted to take a moment
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to thank everyone for coming.
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Hoy.
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Er, especially...
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Mum and Dad who have
come all the way
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from Greg's Peninsula
in Shark Australia.
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Brian, there's no thousand island
sauce for these prawns!
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Aw, would you just shush, Marie.
Shut the...
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Yes. Um... I love you too, Mum.
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I just want to go crabby.
Oh, la-de-da!
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Now...
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Claire...
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My wife.
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I couldn't find the words to tell you
how I feel with my real mouth
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so instead I'm going to use
my second mouth,
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my keyboard.
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Oh... that's beautiful.
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What are you doing in North Korea,
Mr Jackson?
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I'll never talk,
you commie son of a bitch!
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You will find I can be
very persuasive.
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No! No!
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No!
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No... Nooo!
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Wha... wha... Oh!
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Oh...
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Hi, Lorraine?
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Yeah, it is me again. Um...
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Yeah, can you gimme the usual?
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She was a stupid horse, girls.
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Pierre, you're the greatest
entrepreneur that's ever lived.
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You have 1000 hit singles,
1000 fashion lines
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and now 1000 night clubs.
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What drives you?
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McKenzie!
Dozo. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Hai!
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Take a copy of my cocktail book!
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Aghhhh!
Prawnsu! Prawnsu!
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Aw, Brian, the prawns have gone off!
Would you just shush, Marie!
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Oy, oy!
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Uww...
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Whoa!
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Phwoar!
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He, he, he!
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No, no...
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Urgh...
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Ah so! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Uh?
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He, he, he!
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No! No! No!
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No, no, Nooo!
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No!
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Slam dunk.
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No...
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Oh, look, Claire, a jaffle maker!
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Oh, and his and hers thousand island
dressing guns.
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Oh, thanks, Mum! Ooh!
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Claire, it's got a grenade!
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Colonel Chestbridge,
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former commander of World War II
super team Danger 5,
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has been added
to the permanent collection
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at the London Natural History Museum.
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Remembered
for his military expertise...
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Excuse me,
is this a good motion picture?
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That's a good one, my friend.
And you'll also love the sequel.
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Climbo! Tantrum Tom!
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Claire, I can't find a movie with a
title that says what I want to say!
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Be cool, my friend!
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But I want to use
the home video code, Pierre!
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Whoa, McKenzie!
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I'm sorry, Tucker, my butler
gets a little hot-headed.
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McKenzie, have some movie corn.
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Hey, ah, where's Ilsa?
She didn't come here with you?
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Where the hell is she?
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Well, if she was here,
she would have shown us this.
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Oh right, yeah!
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Two key suspects have
emerged in the Chestbridge killings.
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Nazi war criminal Otto Skorzeny
and an unknown accomplice.
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Otto Skorzeny? I thought we killed
that piece of fish in Zanzibar.
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I thought so too, man,
but he's hiding in Argentina.
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Changed his name to Carlos Mendez.
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The Police Department
don't give a damn.
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They shoved so much red tape
up my ass, man.
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Maybe that gun nut killed Ilsa, too.
Ilsa can't die!
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Carlos killed the Colonel.
Carlos has to pay.
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You said it, Jackson!
Just like the good Ol' days.
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McKenzie, book us
five tickets to Buenos Aires!
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No. We can't go to Argentina,
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I've already booked
our honeymoon to Bali!
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Mm... Carlos!
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Mm...
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Ah, lemonade. Okay.
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Aah!
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Ah! Babes, boobs, blow...
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the perfect hiding hole for
a piece of fish like Carlos Mendez.
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20, 40, 60...
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Let's shake this city down.
Yes, yes, yes!
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All right! Nice.
All right.
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Mendez could be anywhere.
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You're right.
Mm?
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The rainforest walk,
the kayak adventure...
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or at the couples retreat getting
a free organic banana leaf facial!
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Yes he'd definitely get
one of those.
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Those all sound like
honeymoon destinations,
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not hiding places
for an outlaw drug man.
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Nonsense!
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We know Carlos isn't hiding in this
complimentary margarine hexagon!
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I hope Ilsa's all right.
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Ilsa's always been
a bit of a custard tart.
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And you know what they say
about custard tarts?
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They can take care of themselves.
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Mendez definitely isn't here,
Tucker.
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Let's keep moving.
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But... he could be hiding
in this mango daiquiri!
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Claire?
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Everything's complimentary!
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I'll buy a dance if you tell me
where I can find Carlos Mendez.
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You don't have to pay for anything.
Just show me some skin.
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Okay!
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Don't do it, Pierre!
I know how this Mendez works.
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You show me where
that goddamn snorkel man is.
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I can see him! I can see him!
Whoa! Knock off the fish!
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That's not how you treat
such an exotic peach!
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I can't tell you anything! Mendez
is protected by President Peron!
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Peron? We go way back!
We're practically brothers!
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He'll give us a reception
fit for a king!
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Ahh... Ola... Como Te...
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Oh shit! Pierre! I thought
you were tight with these people!
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Shhh! You'll wake it!
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Pussy cat.
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Nooo!
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Jackson, shh!
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Lalo, is that you?
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Peron? Ola, my friend!
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Next time you should really
make an appointment.
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I tried to call, I called you!
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Bullshit!
No. They said wait.
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You did?
Yes.
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Why didn't you make
an appointment, Pierre?
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This isn't on the itinerary.
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We're supposed to be going
to the Museum of Cups and Saucers.
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The spoon exhibit closes at four.
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I just want to take a brief detour,
through this crime-infested slum.
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Are you suggesting
we spend our honeymoon
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nosing around alleys
looking for drug men
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instead of adhering to our mutually
approved timetable and...
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consummating our marriage?
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Tucker! Our commanding officer
was brutally murdered
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and your head is in your trousers?
I'm not a spy anymore, Claire!
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Those days are long gone.
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Now I'm a singer songwriter and
semi-published erotic novelist.
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But most of all, I'm your husband
and I want to enjoy our honeymoon!
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Give me my gun.
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I didn't pack the gun,
I needed room for sandwiches.
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New item to the itinerary, Tucker.
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Teaching these boys... Aah!
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Aww!
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Wow! Sieg...
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Heil!
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Sieg heil!
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Sieg heil!
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Thanks, ethnic local.
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Oh, that's a bonza idea!
Claire, did you hear that?
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Our own Sherpa!
What's your name, Sherpa?
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It can't be, Hitler's dead.
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Yes, and Hitler never wore hats.
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Just like in the brochure!
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Yeah! Can you teach me
how to communicate with cats?
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No, no, no.
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Pierre, it's the ants.
Yes, yes, yes...
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It's the ants. Of all things...
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Naughty Fawzia!
Hey! How you doing?
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Sorry about that little
misunderstanding before, Lalo.
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Your friend did well
to survive the ants.
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He's both strong and tough.
Like this table.
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Peron, I need you
to pull some shoelaces for me.
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We're looking for a man
called Carlos Mendez.
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Let's have a drink, uh? I think this
goes well with rolled kiwi fruit.
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I think you taught me this one, Lalo.
Yes, I taught you this one.
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Aah!
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He's got Ilsa!
Goddamit, this guy's a communist!
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He's trying to give us a commo-job.
Whoa! Put the gun down, my friend!
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Ilsa isn't here.
She's right there!
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That's just my daughter Stina!
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Too much party in my nose, Papi!
It's OK, baby.
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Hey!
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Where's Carlos!?
I was going to tell you.
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But given the circumstances,
I change my mind!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
What did you do that for?
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The information is inside his head.
We can find it ourselves!
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Are you serious?
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What? Mendez was here
the whole time!?
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Shit!
Fish!
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This Cat Circus is as remarkable
as a fried kangaroo egg!
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Luxury super yacht!
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Claire, did you hear that?
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Count us in. One, two, three!
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Tucker, we need to be looking
for Mendez.
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Plus I think Father Hitler
is a confidence man.
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Yes! Of course he is.
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He's making me confident.
And comfortable.
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They should call him
a comfortable man.
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We keep drifting off
the timetable.
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I made these margarine sandwiches...
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Oh! He, he...
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Well... of course I have.
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Six or seven times today alone.
Yeah.
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It hurts.
But I'm a man. Yeah.
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We did it.
Oh, we've done it, yeah.
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It's done.
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Nooo!
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Ilsa, my love.
Still working on your tan?
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I like the cold.
Keeps a man honest.
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Now what do you have for me,
potato hips?
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Go to American
and intercept Hitler's next move.
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Your work in Argentina is complete.
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Destroy Hitler's luxury super yacht
with this Bombushka.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Go, go.
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Jackson!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Argh!
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Why did you kill the Colonel,
Mendez?
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No! No, no, no, no!
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C'mon, my friend!
We can talk about this!
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Take a look at my latest single!
Please?
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Mmm...
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Aah...
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Just like old times, my friend.
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Aaah!
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I feel like chattin'!
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Who wants to chat?
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You love to chat?
Goldie loves to chat!
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Chat! Chat! Chat! Chat!
Chat! Chat! Chat! Chat!
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How do you know Ilsa?
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Do I like what I see?
Do you like what you see?
253
00:21:52,332 --> 00:21:54,332
Aargh!
254
00:21:59,790 --> 00:22:02,832
Mm! I've never had
Argentinian food before.
255
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:07,707
Asparagus? More like,
I-don't-know-what-that-is-agus.
256
00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:12,207
And then she said, "Am I a horse?
Then why do you keep riding me?".
257
00:22:17,123 --> 00:22:18,957
But she was a horse! Stupid horse.
258
00:22:19,165 --> 00:22:21,290
What's going on, Ilsa?
Why are you on this boat?
259
00:22:21,498 --> 00:22:23,415
I haven't seen you in an eternity.
260
00:22:25,873 --> 00:22:27,082
A dancer? Wow!
261
00:22:27,290 --> 00:22:28,707
Tucker, look!
262
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:31,748
Hey!
263
00:22:31,957 --> 00:22:34,332
Darn it, I only brought enough
coupons for the two of us.
264
00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:36,415
Ilsa! You're alive!
265
00:22:39,623 --> 00:22:42,665
What? Where have you been?
She's a dancer. So amazing!
266
00:22:45,707 --> 00:22:48,123
Glad to see you're not dead, Ilsa.
267
00:22:48,332 --> 00:22:49,707
Ah, here he is!
268
00:22:49,915 --> 00:22:54,207
Everyone, I'd like you to meet
our tour guide, Father Hitler!
269
00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:05,748
Hitler! I knew it!
Hitler DOES wear hats! Doh!
270
00:23:05,957 --> 00:23:08,207
He's a master of disguise, Tucker.
Gesu Cristo.
271
00:23:08,415 --> 00:23:10,623
How could you have forgotten?
Here, Claire, take this.
272
00:23:20,082 --> 00:23:22,665
What? What is he talking about?
273
00:23:22,873 --> 00:23:26,498
Yeah, I may have told him
something. Just, you know, a fib.
274
00:23:26,707 --> 00:23:30,082
Fib, fib, fib.
No time for your nonsense, Tucker.
275
00:23:32,623 --> 00:23:34,123
Where the hell are you going?
276
00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:36,373
But we gotta get Hitler!
277
00:23:38,915 --> 00:23:41,790
Oh yeah, a dancer. So amazing!
278
00:23:42,207 --> 00:23:43,332
Wow.
279
00:23:46,457 --> 00:23:47,790
Peek-a-boo.
280
00:23:49,832 --> 00:23:51,623
Barleys. Eh!
281
00:23:51,832 --> 00:23:54,832
No windows for you to jump out of
this time, Hitler.
282
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,915
How observant, Cl...
283
00:24:10,707 --> 00:24:13,540
He, he, he, he he!
284
00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:21,040
Ha, ha, ha!
285
00:24:31,332 --> 00:24:34,040
Aaah!
286
00:24:47,498 --> 00:24:51,207
I'll kill him, Claire...
287
00:24:51,415 --> 00:24:53,165
I promise.
288
00:24:54,748 --> 00:24:56,790
I know you're sad, my friend, but...
289
00:24:56,998 --> 00:24:59,123
please don't carry
that thing around!
290
00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:02,082
You'll catch some sort
of dead person's disease.
291
00:25:13,207 --> 00:25:15,082
New from Tamico!
292
00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:17,415
It's the Adolf Hitler Action Set!
293
00:25:17,623 --> 00:25:19,498
The real-sound Hitler moustache
294
00:25:19,707 --> 00:25:21,790
has the commanding voice
you need to take over the world.
295
00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:23,623
I am Hitler.
Cower before me, underling.
296
00:25:23,665 --> 00:25:27,498
And with the Super Uzi machine gun,
you're the boss of bedtime.
297
00:25:28,165 --> 00:25:30,623
What the hell are you wearing?
Did you buy him that?
298
00:25:30,832 --> 00:25:33,332
No! Go to bed, Billy!
Nein!
299
00:25:35,457 --> 00:25:38,207
The Adolf Hitler talking moustache,
Super Uzi, cool sunglasses,
300
00:25:38,415 --> 00:25:41,415
tactical hairdo and bullet-proof
trench coat, each sold separately.
301
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,207
From Tamico.
302
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,957
I think this is the kind of girl
Hitler would be after.
303
00:26:02,165 --> 00:26:04,457
Holly de Palma?
Here.
304
00:26:04,665 --> 00:26:07,290
Johnny Hitler?
Heil.
305
00:26:07,498 --> 00:26:11,540
Keep your eyes off my date,
Lisa Lespez.
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