Original subtitles

This story is purely fictional

Inspired not by other stories

with a famous novel in China

completely irrelevant

really doesn't matter

(Shokunokuni)

Little dick?

Is what the lord said true?

really

is a chick

he uses a small dick

Defeat hundreds of troops in one fell swoop

Enemy corpses piled up

horrible dick

It's not just dicks that are scary

And shit

Smelly fart?

You mean he farts?

I smelled his stinky farts and couldn't eat for three days

Can let out this stinky fart

Of course his chrysanthemums are not trivial, not to be underestimated

His chrysanthemum?

Chick and Chrysanthemum

chick

Wakikuhana?

He is our son, his name is Taro Yamada

Yamada Taro

We never told anyone about this

In fact, Taro is not our own.

Dead old woman, shut up, no one will believe it

Damn it, what do people want to say?

dead old ghost, dead old woman

The poor monk is also a virtuous monk

You might as well tell me, say it all

I remember clearly

It happened 16 years ago at noon

take a break

At the time, I was thinking

Why don't we have a baby

go away, salty ghost

old lady, don't do that

I haven't done it in 42 years, why is it suddenly interesting?

i want mouth

Dead old ghost, you are so salty and wet, get rid of the old man

don't you want to do it?

no

I don't want to

just want more atmosphere

old lady, hello ghost

Damn old ghost, you suddenly...

good request

Will this opening line be too long?

Let's just get to the point

I am sorry

just then

A strange cloud floats over

And keep thundering

What the hell?

There was a baby in the hole made by the thunder

Too strange

But we thought it was Huang Tian's virtue

give us a son

I am compassionate, I am compassionate

Buddha has foreplay?

is "compassion"

But the older he gets, the more violent he gets

and began to understand

Use strange powers

(Yamada)

He will also rob the house and get the money back.

used to build a mansion

But the two of us still live in this rotten house

It is also a kind of fate for the poor monk to pass by

The poor monk will educate him for you

don't let your jaw drop

You have no idea how scary Taro is

If you go against his will, your life will be lost

Master's heart, we have received it

Taro is coming back soon, Master, let's go

life is important

buddha buddha buddha buddha buddha

What's the matter? Bust button loose

What are you talking about?

This is the mana that the poor monk has cultivated for many years

Taro's magic power can't win the poor monk's mana

maybe just loose

poor monk do it again

"Girl unraveling"

my bust is too

People never knew you had a bra

"Man's Romance"

The unpalatable buns made by the old woman

After mixing with air

It turned out to be a soft and smooth food

Will my dark buns turn into gourmet food?

This mana is really powerful

Grandmaster

May I ask Master Gao's name?

The name of the poor monk is Xuanzang

Xuanzang?

Is that the eminent monk who wiped out the evil spirits of the Eastern Capital?

Is the poor monk so famous?

God appears

God sent Master Xuanzang to rescue us!

Master Xuanzang! Master Xuanzang!

It's Taro, he's back

so strong demon

(Yamada)

Taro…

He found out that we were not waiting for him at the mansion

will definitely come to us

Dead old ghost, dead old woman, I'm back

He'll definitely say hello when he gets home

The more polite, the more terrifying

dead old ghost, dead old woman

I'm going to beat you

Dead old ghost, dead old woman, I'm back

This time there is no life

Can you hold me for five minutes... ten minutes?

I'm going to gather energy and push the mana to the top

Ladies first, males outside, females inside

You're welcome, ladies first

Dead old ghost, dead old woman, I'm back

I'm going to beat you

What to eat tonight?

Why don't you use the deer you brought back for sashimi

Or use it to make deer soup

yes

Taro, what's wrong?

monk-like

Where can there be?

Bring the deer here, I'll make the soup

really have monks

I heard my most hated monk chanting

Where can there be?

Where is the dead monk?

I'm ready

you lied to me

Taro, you are bullying us so hard

We've never had a son like this, crap

Scum, Master Xuanzang has come to clean you up

What are you talking about?

Master, it's up to you, hurry up and clean him up

Taro

The poor monk will not let you do evil again

The poor monk wants to use his power to dispel your evil spirits

Dead monk, noisily

Even if you are...

You scum, you're dead this time

Yes, you can't win Master Xuanzang

poor monk's...

Silly boy, you're ready to die, crap

Scum, don't cry and beg us to save you later

Poor monk's... idiot

Poor monk's Dharma... scum, you have today

Shut up, I want to speak

You are so annoying

go to hell

buddha buddha buddha buddha...

so strong

Master Xuanzang, come on!

"Girl unraveling"

The poor monk collapsed, but he didn't expect him to wear a bust

How could he wear a bust!

Also, what is your motive when you practice except the bust?

I almost got hit just now

really dangerous

real?

This time it's my turn

Big wok, he gives little dick

Master Xuanzang, the chick is out

be careful

Poor monks can also see

Taro, let the horse come over

bring the dick over

Master Xuanzang was a woman

Taro didn't dare to show his weapons when he saw the woman

Great, he's finally at an embarrassing age

Afraid of the ugly boy, come quickly

do not do that

do not bother me

It's useless for you to bother me

Good opportunity, the poor monk is going to make a trick

"Man's Romance"

The dead old woman's steamed buns can be so delicious

It's all over this time

Don't you have any other moves?

It's time to end, dust to dust, dust to dust

fight to death

poor thing

Taro is really smart, good skills

Our admiration for Taro is eternal

Shut up

You want to frame me

i will kill you

wait

Master Xuanzang

"Banba..."

"The Rolling Stones"

(Ultra-high-speed rotary stone)

There's a rock, it's a rock

"Straight men can't be beaten"

catch

No, it's too weak

watch out

"One-second breath"

(Monster Absorption Stone)

What's up…

Turns out you made me catch it on purpose

you totally got my game

Taro, is it heavy?

It's heavy, I'm running out of strength

How to do?

the weight of the stone

represent the sins you have committed

you dead monk

succeeded

Master Xuanzang really lived up to his reputation

Long live Master Xuanzang

Has it become so big?

be careful

"Lightning Fax Machine"

(send)

Big wok, the demon stone is about to explode

When the time comes, it will spew out a lot of demonic energy, which is a big deal.

what is this?

It's a magic weapon that my master gave me

Absorption is stronger than "Sleeping Angel"

"Lightning Fax Machine"

"Sleeping Angel"

(special monster energy absorption stone)

(Full)

Mana ran out

Master Xuanzang

what is that?

Is it Taro?

The poor monk has sucked all his evil spirits and evil spirits

In the future, as long as he keeps doing good deeds

You can be a good person and contribute to the world

I won't be a good person

she's a big talker

He has deep roots

only do this

Do what to beat people!

what is this?

Can't get rid of

get rid of it

Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha…

it hurts…

get rid of it

it hurts…

buddha buddha buddha buddha...

I am going to kill you

buddha buddha buddha buddha...

it hurts…

buddha buddha buddha buddha...

buddha buddha buddha buddha...

buddha buddha buddha buddha...

buddha buddha buddha buddha...

Decapitated boy, immortal

strangeness

Okay

Poor monk has a way

The poor monk will take full responsibility and discipline him well

I, Xuanzang, swear as an eminent monk

I want him to do good deeds

I will take him to Tianzhu

Help him understand the Dharma

make him a good man

Of course you are responsible for what you do

Don't call yourself great

Damn old woman, let's go

So Master Xuanzang

Take the super bad boy Yamada Taro on the road

Can they reach Tianzhu smoothly?

I don't think it's possible

two please stop

Are you going to cross the bridge?

We are the self-defense force of this village

I'm Captain Awu

I am An Zhi

I'm Kiyoshi

What do you think?

Friends of the Self-Defense Forces

we are not dangerous

The poor monk is a monk and is going to Tianzhu to learn scriptures

The name of the poor monk is Xuanzang

Monks can enter the village

she's so pretty

I'm a pretty girl?

These two kids are so cute

But that horse can't

Who are you calling Ma Liu?

you don't have to worry

Although he has deep roots

But the poor monk has used his power to dispel his evil thoughts

he's getting better

No, he is not allowed to enter the village

Why?

he has a problem

What's wrong with him?

You can tell he has a problem

Please tell the poor monk what is his problem?

Are you sick?

He shows his weapons on the street, of course there is a problem

How can I let naked people into the village?

Man is better than God

After I went on the road with Taro, I was used to it

forget that i have been

all with a showman

It's not just Taro who has problems

i have a problem too

Taro

Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha... It hurts...

wait here

Poor monk to help your little cock...

I mean help you find something to cover your body

Ler me get through

not allowed

Exposing weapons is strictly prohibited in this village

Shower freaks can't cross the bridge

Then I can only use force to solve the problem

Looks like you think we didn't expect

Ma Liuzi, I advise you not to come here

Do you know who Awu is?

Ah Wu's father is the legendary martial artist

Taizo Nakamura

What water?

you don't know him?

He has won many martial arts competitions.

Martial artist Yasuo Nakamura

Have not heard

He is the strongest in the universe

Then you bring him here

He was addicted to alcohol, he drank it until Zhou Street went to sleep, and didn't go home

don't tell him

irrelevant

Since my dad isn't there

I, who inherited his blood,

Come and test with you

Man is better than God

I can't even find half a piece of cloth here

so beautiful

what are you doing?

Scared me

The poor monk helped you find clothes, but I haven't found them yet

better use this

Although it doesn't cover much, it always helps a little

I'm not exposed anymore

Huh?

very nice

if daddy were here

That bad guy is dead

hateful

people all around

This village is really nice

A lot of houses can make me burst

No robbery

(Wanted: Yamada Taro, bounty 100 million)

Thank you for your bright smile

I wish you all smiles forever

always happy

Please give me your smile generously

Take it out of the purse

Take it out of the purse

Who is he? very popular

That's right, super handsome

Your mana is pouring out

Excuse me

Are you also "Dragon Fans"?

What?

Are you Long Xiang fans?

Long Xiang?

The ancestor of Longxiang taught by smile

Smile to teach?

Haven't you heard?

Are you country boys or idiots?

Can I kill him?

The poor monk understands your feelings, but you can't

What is smile teaching?

This religion preaches that smiles are the source of happiness

After I started teaching last month, I laughed every day

The number of believers now seems to be in the tens of thousands

so much?

The leader of Longxiang has divine power, which can cure diseases and wounds

Thanks guys, I should go

I wish you all happiness

He is leaving, Master Longxiang!

uh god liar

he's not uh

Our beliefs are different, but we have the same goal

He must have accumulated a lot of good deeds

It's none of my business, I want ramen, pork bone soup base

No, you just finished eating

Why not eat it?

Only fish soup ramen

More oil is delicious. I want fish soup base

i want lard i want fish soup

i want lard

Worn out

Obviously nothing happy happens, you have to keep laughing

Selling jokes to the point of wanting to die

Master Longxiang, thank you for your hard work

donations from this village

three months in a row

What? real?

How did they do it?

Looks like it's time to go

I think this village still has value

By the way, have you found him?

We have found his parents' home

But it's been vandalized, it's turned into a rotten house

I don't know where he is yet

you are trash

I put my resentment against him

Turned into the power of revenge, and worked hard to climb to this position

silently looking back

I only exist because I want revenge on him

He was a turning point in my life

The time has come

I'm going to deal with him myself

I've heard this 68 times

If you don't want to listen anymore, find him quickly

It's the little guy who's incompetent

I am rich and powerful now, enough to cover the sky with one hand

He can't escape from my palm

Yamada Taro, you are dead

delicious

Xuanzang is still the best flavor of miso ramen

Yes, Miso soup base is the most guaranteed

uncle

Your ramen is delicious, why do you slap the black flies?

You ask me, I ask which side?

I don't know why there are no guests

My ramen is so delicious

really tasty

Thank you, thank you for your appreciation

With your words, I am satisfied

My ramen finally met a bosom friend

Good smell

What's wrong?

Good smell

What?

do not come

stinks

It doesn't smell at all

It's you that stinks, not ramen

It turns out that the guest was driven away by your stinky fox

The culprit was me

It's my stench that's driving guests away

I don't even know

It's fine

The poor monk can heal your stinky fox

real?

"Cleanliness"

(The stench fades away)

It's okay, you won't stink anymore

The smell is gone

real?

thank you master, thank you

Can you heal me easily?

Neighbors, don't worry, please line up

It worked this time

The leader of Longxiang is very enthusiastic to heal the daughter

Just ignore us old people

"Xiaolongbao"

i want a bowl of miso ramen

I also want

Thank you baseball field

(sold out)

delicious

Taro, this is doing good deeds

see for yourself

How happy the neighbors are laughing

The happiest person here seems to be you

Taro, if you are disobedient, I will punish you with a headache

understood

Finally, I don't have to be with that monk Laosao anymore.

You can have fun

A little thirsty after eating ramen

Have a drink first

it hurts…

(Wanted: Yamada Taro, bounty 100 million)

Welcome, what would you like to drink?

what is this?

I ask you

what poster is this?

this poster?

To be honest, I also find it troublesome

There's a rich guy sticking this poster around

provoked a lot of strange guests

I heard that Yamada Taro's hometown is nearby

Many people who want to make quick money flock to find someone

By the way, what do you want to drink?

Strawberry Milk

What? Can't you hear?

i want strawberry milk we don't have it

This is not a place for Ma Liuzai to play

We are bounty hunters to catch Taro Yamada

If you want to drink milk

Come home and find mom

Xiao Lu, can't you speak?

get off me

Do you know who I am?

I am the super bad boy Yamada Taro

You useless lowly creatures

This uncle will solve you personally today

Is he Yamada Taro?

It doesn't look like that painting at all

It must be blowing water

true

you low creatures

come and catch me

This uncle is Yamada Taro.

just kill him

But it seems kind of pointless

Well, if you don't come, then I'll do it first

you are a big talker

Don't try to deceive my eyes

who said it? Who called me a big talker?

give me out

Boy, you can fool their eyes

But I can't deceive my great magister Gandalf

What are you?

What evidence do you have that I lied to you?

stop playing

You have to be a little bit joking.

Abu

Who is Awu?

Does anyone know?

Abo, who is Awu?

Awu is his real name

He is not Yamada Taro

I was right, Abu

It's true, it says Ah Wu

where?

Yes, it says Awu

what are you talking about?

here?

where? not here

really have

It's really written Awu

Abu?

You are not Yamada Taro at all

Want to scare people to death

Everyone can see it, don't pretend

Abu

You are stupid

This suit is not mine

He said the suit was not his

So is he really Yamada Taro?

Then you should write "Taro"

Yes, write your name

felt it

felt it

There was a strange noise just now, who was talking?

felt it

felt it

He is the real Yamada Taro

How can it be?

I am sure

My crystal tells me that he is Yamada Taro

My divination is very accurate, every ten times of divination...

right once

what a great

And I've been wrong nine times

so what?

So this time it will be

Definitely this time

You must be Yamada Taro

I already said that I am Yamada Taro

Do you believe it?

My divination is perfect

you are wrong

who is it?

Only one hit out of ten times, only one hit out of ten

he's right

eventful!

I hit every ten times, so I hit all the time

you counted wrong

Acknowledge the wrong number of sound counts

dead child

You are one hundred and ten, one hundred and one hundred.

100 hits, 100 hits, 100 hits

to quarrel and quarrel

100 hits, 100 hits, 100 hits

You look nothing like him

yeah right

Shut up

After my demon power was absorbed by people, it became like this

It's really Yamada Taro.

The demon power was absorbed by people?

Then he should be weak by now

If it's really him, now is the golden time

It's right to buy

Shut up

Even if I don't have magic power

It can also solve you in one go

i hit

play a song for me

Come on baby

ping ping, pong pong, sigh

ping ping, pong pong

watch out

You are like beautiful flowers that fascinate me

With such beautiful flowers, what can I ask for?

I am also very happy, Lord Longxiang

I want to taste your nectar

People's heart skips a beat

I would like to turn into a little bee and lie on the petals

Lie down, lie down, lie down

uproot you, crush your flower roots

Master Longxiang, something to report

It's just coming to play meat now, don't bother me

Right

no, whatever

report time

What's up?

Have you ever heard of a monk named Xuanzang?

Xuanzang?

She is becoming more and more popular

If things go on like this, fans of the leader will leave.

The word "flower" is a grass flower head plus the word "hua"

so what?

"Bang Bang Chicken"

i recovered

Thank you

I am Naraku taught by smiles

I heard that there is a sorcerer named Xuanzang here.

Please get out of here as soon as possible

She's a monster, full of wicked tricks

Wait a moment…

sea ​​of ​​clouds

exist!

wait

emission

stop

Master Longxiang

Master Xuanzang, are you all right?

fine

Stupid, you got the wrong person

get me out

But…

I'm calling you out, can't you hear me?

why did you miss

I am deeply sorry

Lots of weirdos here lately

make them more nervous

please forgive them

good angel descends to earth

What?

I mean God's blessing

The master has a big heart, and his stomach can punting a boat

I have heard that the master keeps helping those in need

Please allow me to thank you on behalf of the villagers

do not do that

The poor monk is just doing his own thing

Immortal descends to earth

What? I mean sexy and seductive...

No, it's a kindhearted house

If the master doesn't mind, can you let me help?

of course can

fellow villagers

Me and Xuanzang, the eminent monk

Decided to treat everyone together

Master Longxiang is kind

Master Longxiang

Success, she must have added points to my impression

let's work hard together

Okay

I can still play

Damn, I'm going to use the strongest fire magic

"Huo Ye Li"

(Huo Yeli)

Leave it to me next

The hardness of my trick is comparable to a thousand yuan Wangwang

iron wall

"Berlin Wall"

(Berlin Wall)

Huh?

How can this happen?

My "Berlin Wall" is invincible

And it's invisible to the naked eye

Shut up

The 'Berlin Wall' has fallen

Incidentally

The two actresses insist they won't show up

But would anyone want to see it?

what happened to them?

it hurts…

Such ugly clothes, I don't want them

no addiction

you are the only one left

How nice is this dress

Today I am really lucky

i fell in love

love you so much

A strange man passed by

He looks a little familiar...

never mind

right here

Go!

What happened?

who did it?

Did you do it?

you must be lying to me

This big talk is really big

(Thank you, Taro character)

i fart

Good smell

(Long Xiang)

As long as I can get along with you

Even if I had to die, I would not hesitate

Lord Longxiang, you are the future pillar of the country

I forbid you to say that

These worldly things, I don't care

Xuanzang, all I care about is you

With your words, Xuanzang will be satisfied

Master Longxiang

let's go to bed

But…

Hyun Hyun, we can't do that

Master Longxiang

You... what do you want to do?

I want to do it with Master Longxiang

No, Xuan Xuan, no...

Master Longxiang

Xuan Xuan, you can't...

I love you to the point of tanning

Are you all right?

fine

What's the matter with you?

You came in without knocking on the door. Are you in a hurry?

actually…

The target finally showed up

Xuan Xuan is here?

I mean Yamada Taro

What?

He is in the village now

I'm sure it's him

But he looks like this

Raging bar this afternoon

Instantly kill all bounty hunters

I already knew that those people were all rubbish

Finally, you have shown up

Yamada Taro

do you know?

That girl named Xuanzang is super cute

Of course I have one heart for the leader of Longxiang

However, the trend of newcomers cannot be ignored.

My radar is on her

"Sour and Spicy Noodles"

good energy

suffocated

suffocate people

Can you keep your voice down?

How many days are you going to stay here?

how long can you hold on

It will take several days to heal the whole village

so long?

I'll be suffocated

This is also part of the practice

go away

Your surname is Yamada?

Is your last name Yamada?

Is your last name Yamada?

who are you?

Someone asked me to hand you a letter

Is your last name Yamada?

Is your surname Yamada?

What the hell?

Yamada Taro

Please hurry to the cave outside the village and let me kill you

fun

That's decent

(duel venue)

Huh? What about people?

I'm not in the wrong place

Hey

It turned out that someone was playing tricks on me, come back

I want to do something big

so comfortable

Excuse me

so strong

This village used to be Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

I'm coming

Yamada Taro, I have asked you to wait for a long time.

Today we finally...

Yamada Taro, I have asked you to wait for a long time.

Today we finally...

Painful

Find another day to teach him

sorry, please stay

I…

I want to ask one thing first

Are you Yamada Taro?

Um

Yamada Taro, I have asked you to wait for a long time.

We finally have an end today

It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, let's see the trick

What?

Did you give me that gauntlet?

I thought it was the guy just now

no... i gave it to you

You are dead

Who are you?

When you see my nose, you will definitely remember

I have never forgotten...

That hateful memory you gave me

At that time I had a crush on the house, my classmate

But people dare not confess to her

she does not love me

one day

she loves me

I finally woke up

She loves me, she doesn't love me...

I can't go on like this

I'm going to confess to her

I decided to muster up the courage and confess to her

dragon, thank you

I like you too

At that moment, I was so happy

School life will turn pink from tomorrow

I thought it was

love you so much

Are you dying?

That stench stinks my nose...

rotted

Of course my goddess is gone

Yamada Taro destroyed my beautiful life

You swore to avenge you

Looks like you finally remembered

Your nose is so funny!

very funny

no laughing

laugh enough

It's you who made me become such a pig nose

you stop

calm down

I understand

I turn around, okay?

You should think about me

fat pig

How long do you have to laugh?

don't turn around

In that case, I want you to die smiling

Yamada Taro

I'm starting to take revenge

die

very funny

the earth

trees

flowers

please give me strength

Scare you, this is my mana

I will turn resentment into strength and solve you...

So Boring

Lord Longxiang…

Master Longxiang

cheer up

Lord Longxiang…

Master Longxiang

cheer up

Master Longxiang

Master Longxiang

Why do you go to revenge alone?

The teacher is too impulsive this time

This is the biggest mistake in my life

we can't forgive him

call everyone immediately

Army attack

wait

Why?

Now that our army's morale is high, it's best to attack

I've figured it out

I have to do it myself

How does this work?

Master Long Xiang can't beat him alone

Our Longxiang Legion wants to mobilize the whole army to attack...

you got it wrong

I mean I'm going to see Xuan Xuan in person

Gengen?

Is that the monk?

yes she is cute

How cute is that ordinary woman?

Shaped like an airport

Just flat chest is cute enough

Leave her alone, hurry up and order the whole army to attack

OK…

Master Longxiang, work hard

I have a decision

Master Longxiang

you finally made up your mind

I'm going to confess

What?

Why?

Why speak up now?

Don't you want to seek revenge from Yamada Taro?

Lord Longxiang…

I am sorry

Why?

Longxiang sect master's house is kind-hearted

handsome

The poor monk also really wants such a good boyfriend

come on then

I want to go to the street with my boyfriend

Watch a movie together, one cup of ice cream for two

One more romantic kiss before leaving

Come on then, but you can't

Master Longxiang, it's not your fault

It's the poor monk who is practicing, can't think about the private affairs of his children

And poor monks have important things to do

There's a big bad guy named Taro

The poor monk must help him do good deeds

The poor monk wants to take him to Tianzhu

This is the mission of the poor monk

Taro?

This Taro...

Is it Yamada?

Yes

His name is Yamada Taro

you know him too?

Master Longxiang

I...I have something to ask you

What is your relationship with Yamada Taro?

we go together

On the road together?

That is to eat together every day?

sleep together?

Yes

Because I'm on the road with him

Do not

Now all I can think about is him

So your love is in my heart

You are willing to love me, I am very satisfied

I'm going back to heal the villagers.

Yamada Taro

I can lift a whole bundle of white rice

good energy

Master Xuanzang, thank you

Now all the villagers are in good spirits

It is believed that the problem of insufficient birth rate is almost gone

They each received two or three treatments

not only sick

Just full of energy, excess energy

We can't delay the Master's trip any longer.

Master, please fly freely

Thank you Master Reincarnated Bodhisattva

Villagers, thank you

Seeing everyone's smiles is worth it no matter how hard I work

Long live…

big talker

Master Longxiang

your nose... i don't care anymore

You were flown by a girl?

I was a little out of order just now, don't mind

You go to confess, and then the girl flew away?

Naraku, I exist for revenge

Did you make a confession? she rejects you?

Shut up, the bad guys

It must be flying by a woman. It must be

Hey

Summon the assault force now

Still standing here? hurry up

Master Longxiang

Excuse me, our assault troops

All are back home

Why?

Because you say you want revenge

The result is opposite sex, inhuman

they are disappointed in you

Then we only have one choice

call those people out

Those people...really looking for them?

Yamada Taro, you are dead this time

What's wrong?

Did you forget to take it?

right

you forgot about this

don't you want?

What's wrong? What are you laughing at?

What's wrong?

Naruto, what are you laughing at? fine

(Longxiang Army Base Camp)

hello harris

welcome to the village

Long Xiang, your pig nose is getting more and more funny

Yes

I'm fine and caring

Solve him for me, pay 100 million yen

i have seen this guy

We came all the way here just for him?

you turn up

What happened?

With you, the bonus is 100 million yen

Is it because of money?

Am I shooting too low?

What are they talking about?

I hate other people's clique

go

What's up? What am I saying wrong?

they say it's ok

Is there a mistake

No problem, just say no problem

Why are you arguing for so long?

there's one more thing

There's a pretty girl with this idiot

don't hurt her

They say they can't promise you

The most important thing is to kill the target person

They can't keep the woman safe

it's a pity

please stay

I heard you are leaving

I should have beaten you up with my own hands.

you poor man...

Buddha, Buddha, Buddha... It hurts

But we heard...

You drove all the troublemakers out of the bar

What are they talking about?

In this case…

what happen?

How would I know?

Who are they?

what happen? How would I know

Yamada Taro, get out of here

i know you are here

Huh?

this sound...

come out quickly

Otherwise I'll fire another shot

Blast the stones behind you to ashes

Okay?

only go out

don't shoot

we're out

they surrendered

It's you, it's you

It is indeed the leader of Longxiang.

Why is his nose like this?

Shut up

The leader of Longxiang will do anything for revenge

He is no longer afraid to show his true face

he is afraid

In the end what you want?

you know

My goal in life is to avenge you

you say you want revenge

But I have absolutely no idea why you hate me

revenge?

because of me

Because I flew him so easily yesterday

Master Longxiang, what are you doing?

No, the two things are not related

I knew you were flown by her

you call me

No matter what revenge

show me your pig nose

very funny

Shut up

You see my nose, do you remember coming?

Let me think about it...

Master Longxiang

Although the poor monk rejected your love

But it's not because the poor monk thinks you're bad

calm down

They say the two things don't matter.

I don't hate him for that

I have some teeth marks with him

I remember

Are you the young master of the tofu shop, Ayou?

Are you Ayou?

How can I be Ayou?

stupid, stop talking

Master Longxiang, don't go to the horns

You will definitely find a good girlfriend

Xuan Xuan, calm down too

I have something to take revenge on this person myself

Ayou, how is your sister doing?

They say I'm not a friend anymore, stupid

No matter how rough the road is

You can't hate because of love

no use of force

You listen to me, okay?

you really got it wrong

What's the matter to bother you?

They want to know when they can do it

tell them to wait

Everyone's talking to me, I'm so messed up

Why did you choose me?

they are annoying

Why don't I just deal with them and don't use violence

Dear friends from abroad

Please listen to the poor monk

we shouldn't argue anymore

When is the time to complain?

we're here to work

Kill whoever you want, no reason

can't say that

Poor monk is convinced that violence cannot solve problems

Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot

Shut up

what are you saying?

Do you think the leader of Long Xiang likes you a little?

Can you pretend to be cute and innocent?

As soon as you see it, you know you've never dated

Excuse me

I forgot you're a bald girl

How could a man want it?

How can a man want to go to the street with a bald girl?

You Tianzhu bald girl!

her mouth is poisonous

I will not…

let you go

go to hell

What light is that?

She's so angry

you bald monster

Take it, bald man

"Lightning Fax Machine"

(send)

"Girl unraveling"

"Man's Romance"

i want one more

"explode"

(Hair)

too much hair

Well being

One move determines victory

"Sleeping Angel"

Bad, my mana...

it's my turn

die

Are you all right?

Taro

Yamada Taro, get out

I give you 30 seconds

Can you walk?

Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha…

what you up to?

Taro

go by yourself

I've been using this magic weapon to bind you

I am sorry

enough hours

Goodbye Yamada Taro

go fast

you are free

Okay

I'm leaving

Are you really leaving?

I'm leaving

Wait a moment…

This kind of plot, you usually stay to save me

Is that right?

you should have told me directly

Yamada Taro, you are dead this time

It's so cool that I haven't tried it.

die

Kill him

What's wrong?

stop using this stuff

I do not like

Master Longxiang

"Absolute Mountain..."

"Heroic"

(Extremely strong wind)

i want mouth

Dead old ghost, you are so salty and wet, get rid of the old man

don't you want to do it?

no

I don't want to

just want more atmosphere

More boys?

Thank you Bodhisattva

Dead old ghost and dead old woman get God-sent children

A family of three living happily

They are especially fond of their second son

nurture him into...

America's first black president

I seem to have sprayed something weird...

don't move

Lord Longxiang, stop

knowledge

take off the prosthetic nose

go home

knowledge

Lord Longxiang, wait for me

you remember me

I will definitely avenge you

Master Longxiang

What a disappointment, I was going to kill him myself

Taro

You don't need this magic tool anymore

You already have the ability to discern between good and evil

Don't have to use this thing to control yourself

I want to wear it for a while

As a headband, it's actually quite stylish

What's wrong?

hello

you again

It seems that you have never met Lord Wang Xian.

Your radar is too dull

Long Xiang is outdated

Now the most popular is Lord Wang Xian

Magic can save this village

Lord Wang Xian

A new era has finally arrived

Right

They just want fun, so anyone can do it

uh god liar

The tricks of cheaters are endless

This trip was really rewarding

When is it time to complain?

Hatred does not lead to a way out

Forgiveness is the way of life

It was you who shouted to kill everyone

What did you say?

How long will it take?

Where is Tianzhu?

in the west

Where is Xitian? do not know

do not know? Aren't you in a hurry to get there?

The poor monk only knows that the western sky is at the end of the sunset

I don't know how long it will take...

Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha…

it hurts

bald girl

You call me a bald girl? I do not

And just like that, they continued on their way

This trip to Tianzhu, there is still a long way to go

Wait a moment

Who are you?

Is it Ayou? No, I'm Awu

What's up?

for you

what is this?

Gift

Why? Anyway I want to thank you

do not worry

Your thoughts, Taro understands in his heart

Is it draped in the back like this?

It's him

dad

Is he your dad?

That means…

he is the one…

That's right, it's him

The strongest martial artist in history, Yasuo Nakamura

Interesting, let's have a showdown

Xuanzang

I'm not going to fight

It's a manly contest, don't stop me

watch out