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PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"...
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OH, I'M IN TROUBLE NOW.
YES.
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WHAT'S WITH ME?
I KILLED A MAN.
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I BLUDGEONED HIM
WITH HIS OWN SKILLET.
THERE ARE ONLY TWO
"GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" CARDS
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IN THE GAME,
AND YOU'VE USED THEM BOTH UP.
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
A HOOT.
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WITH A CAPITAL "H."
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.
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MY FRIEND--
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND.
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YOU AND ME ON A ROAD TRIP...
A DUDE RANCH.
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A DUDE RANCH?
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IT'S HORSES AND--AND SHEEP.
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WE'LL HAVE CAMPFIRES
AND MARSHMALLOWS
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AND TENTS AND... SHEEP.
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(Theme song
from "Bonanza" playing)
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***
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***
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ALL RIGHT. BE HONEST.
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HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN
A HORSE BEFORE?
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OF COURSE I HAVE. WHY?
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YOU LOOK A LITTLE STIFF.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, DENNY.
I'VE RIDDEN PLENTY.
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JUST LIKE RIDING A BIKE--
NEVER FORGET.
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WHEN HAVE YOU RIDDEN
A HORSE?
WHEN I WAS A KID.
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WHERE?
AT A PARTY.
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A PONY?
NO.
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I DON'T KNOW.
HIS NAME WAS THUNDERCLAP.
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HE HAD A HAT WITH HOLES
CUT OUT FOR HIS EARS.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
WE CAN'T DO THIS.
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WHY NOT?
BECAUSE THIS IS
A SERIOUS DUDE RANCH, DUDE.
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WELL... (chuckles)
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WE GOT A RODEO
FOLLOWED BY A 3-DAY RIDE
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AND NO RITZ-CARLTONS
ALONG THE WAY.
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WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
MY POINT IS, THIS IS
OBVIOUSLY THE FIRST TIME
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YOU'VE EVER MOUNTED
A PROPER HORSE.
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I KNOW HOW TO RIDE JUST FINE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
(whinnies)
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OH! OH.
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WELL, THIS IS WHAT I CALL
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A SMALL WORLD,
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS.
(groans)
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LOOK AT YOU, AL...
OH, JEEZ.
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SNUGGLING UP TO YOUR HORSE
LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD.
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AM I RIGHT, DENNY?
WHOO-EE! RIDE 'EM, COWBOY.
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TO EACH HIS OWN,
THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
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WHO IS THIS GUY?
MELVIN PALMER. I DON'T
BELIEVE WE'VE ACTUALLY MET.
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A PLEASURE. I AM A BIG FAN.
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AL AND I GO WAY BACK,
THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
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HEY, WE NEED TO BE BUNKIES,
THAT'S WHAT WE NEED TO DO.
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HOME ON THE RANGE,
WHERE THE DEER,
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THE ANTELOPE
AND THE THREE OF US PLAY.
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THIS IS GONNA BE A HOOT.
I WANT TO GO HOME.
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(whinnies)
WHOA!
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***
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BOOM.
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(makes popping noise)
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I ASKED FOR ALAN.
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HE'S OUT OF STATE.
YOU GET ME.
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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WELL, I WAS A VICTIM
OF TERRIBLE MALPRACTICE
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IF YOU MUST KNOW.
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AND I TOOK ISSUE
WITH THE DOCTOR.
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YOU TOOK ISSUE
WITH THE DOCTOR HOW?
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I BLEW HIM UP.
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
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I ONLY MEANT TO SET FIRE
TO HIS OFFICE.
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HOW WOULD I KNOW
HE'D RUN BACK INSIDE?
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SO BASICALLY,
YOU COMMITTED MURDER.
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WELL, AREN'T YOU
A DEFENDANT'S DREAM?
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MY GOD, CATHERINE.
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LOOK, HONEY,
THE DOCTOR DIDN'T DIE.
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IN FACT, HE WAS ONLY
BARELY HURT.
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UH, SO I'M ONLY CHARGED
WITH ATTEMPTED MURDER.
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I'M SURE YOU'LL DO FINE, BUT YOU
WON'T BE AS GOOD AS ALAN.
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WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME WHAT WENT DOWN?
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WHAT EXACTLY
WAS HIS MALPRACTICE?
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WELL, I HAVE
SOME KIDNEY ISSUES,
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AND I BECAME ANEMIC.
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THE DOCTOR PUT ME ON A DRUG
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THAT CAUSED ME TO HAVE
A SMALL HEART ATTACK.
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I'M FINE NOW,
BUT I COULD'VE DIED.
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THEN I COME TO FIND OUT
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THIS DOCTOR IS TAKING KICKBACKS
FROM THE MAKER OF THE DRUG.
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THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED
TO TORCH HIS OFFICE
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AND INADVERTENTLY
BLEW HIM UP.
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I'VE ALREADY BEEN ARRAIGNED,
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SO YOU NEEDN'T BOTHER
WITH THE TRIVIAL.
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LET'S JUST GO TO TRIAL.
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AND I'D LIKE A SPEEDY ONE.
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AFTER ALL, I'M OLD.
AS ARE YOU, DEAR.
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***
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SHE HANDLED
HER OWN ARRAIGNMENT.
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EVIDENTLY, SHE'S GOTTEN
QUITE COMFORTABLE
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WITH THE JUDICIAL PROCESS.
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WHAT WILL BE YOUR DEFENSE,
REVENGE?
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TEMPORARY INSANITY.
IT'S MY ONLY CHOICE.
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PLUS, SHE IS NUTS.
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KATIE.
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I NEED YOU TO DO SOME CHECKING
FOR ME ON A DOCTOR.
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ALSO, I NEED A LITTLE BACKGROUND
ON A DRUG CALLED AXELOGEN.
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OKAY.
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AND THEN THERE'S A...
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I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
MY COMPUTER CALENDAR IS OFF.
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IT INDICATED HALLOWEEN
WAS TODAY. I APOLOGIZE.
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I'M HEADED HOME TO CHANGE.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
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***
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BALLS, BALLS, BALLS.
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I GET ONE OF THOSE DAMN
LITTLE SMARTPHONES
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'CAUSE SUPPOSEDLY,
THEY DO EVERYTHING--
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MUSIC, DAILY PLANNER,
E-MAIL, TEXT--
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BUT ASK IT TO KEEP TRACK
OF THE DAMN DATE?
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I GUESS THAT'S TOO MUCH.
YOU LIKE MY OUTFIT?
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IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN,
AND I WOULD HAVE TO BE SEEN
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BY SHIRLEY AND SACK.
BALLS, BALLS, BALLS!
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IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,
I THINK YOU LOOK LOVELY.
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IT'S NOT FUNNY.
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(clears throat)
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CARL.
BO.
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JERRY, YOU'VE MADE RATHER
A POINT OF SAYING THAT
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THIS IS THE YEAR
THAT YOU WILL MAKE PARTNER.
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THERE ARE MANY WAYS OF GETTING
THAT JOB DONE, JERRY.
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PRANCING AROUND THE OFFICE
AS LITTLE BO PEEP
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IS NOT
ONE OF THE BETTER ONES.
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WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
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UH, THIS IS A-A VERY GROWN-UP
PLACE, JERRY.
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HALLOWEEN IS A KIDS' THING.
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***
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(mouths word)
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I ACTUALLY ARRIVED
BEFORE THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
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AND, SIR, WHAT POSSESSED YOU
TO ENTER THE BUILDING?
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WELL, THE FIRE LOOKED
FAIRLY SMALL WHEN I GOT THERE.
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AND I THOUGHT
I COULD RESCUE MY FILES.
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AND THE WOMAN WHO SET THIS FIRE,
SHE WAS YOUR PATIENT?
YES.
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AND WHAT WERE YOU
TREATING HER FOR?
SHE HAS SOME KIDNEY DISEASE
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FOR WHICH SHE GETS
OCCASIONAL DIALYSIS TREATMENTS.
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SHE WAS SUFFERING
FROM SOME ANEMIA,
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SO I PUT HER
ON AXELOGEN.
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AND THAT WAS FOR THE ANEMIA?
YES.
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AT FIRST,
IT WORKED QUITE WELL.
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SHE THEN SUFFERED
THE HEART ATTACK.
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THAT WAS UNFORTUNATE,
BUT IT WAS ALSO UNFORESEEABLE.
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SOMETIMES THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS
THAT YOU JUST CAN'T ANTICIPATE,
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ESPECIALLY WITH
THESE NEW DRUGS.
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***
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SWEET.
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ARE YOU MY MOUNT?
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WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
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I'M AT A DUDE RANCH, DUDE.
IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN BE CHOOSY.
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BESIDES, ALL THE SHEEP
ARE SPOKEN FOR. I CHECKED.
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EXCUSE ME.
THIS IS MY WIFE HERE.
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REALLY? OKAY.
YOU MUST WANT ME.
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(man) WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHAT'S GOING ON
IS THAT THIS MAN IS MAKING
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A SEXUAL ADVANCE ON MY WIFE.
SHE IS NASTY.
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EXCUSE ME?
IN A SLUTTY SORT OF WAY.
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OH, MY GOD.
I PAID A LOT OF MONEY
FOR THIS VACATION.
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AND I'M TRYING TO SHOW HER
A GOOD TIME.
DID YOU HEAR THIS?
DID YOU HEAR
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WHAT THIS DISGUSTING PERSON
JUST SAID TO MY WIFE?
GO GET YOUR HORSE.
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FINE.
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MY GOD.
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WHAT A THING.
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WHAT A THING.
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***
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IT'S TERRIBLE TO HAVE
A HEART ATTACK.
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HAVE YOU HAD ONE?
NOT YET.
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OH. SOMETHING
I WOULDN'T WISH ON ANYBODY.
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WELL...
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(clears throat)
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CATHERINE, AT THE TIME
THE DRUG WAS CONSIDERED SAFE.
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BY WHO?
THE MANUFACTURER AND HIM.
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AND HE WAS ON THE TAKE.
OBJECTION.
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SUSTAINED.
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OH, DO YOU REALIZE,
DOCTORS ALSO GET REBATES?
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THAT'S IN ADDITION
TO THE LITTLE STIPEND
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UNDER THE TABLE.
OBJECTION.
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NOTHING IS DONE
UNDER THE TABLE.
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HOW DO THE REBATES WORK,
CATHERINE? IF YOU KNOW.
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WELL,
THE DOCTOR BUYS THE DRUG
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DIRECTLY FROM
THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY.
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THEY GIVE A REBATE BASED ON
THE AMOUNT THE DOCTOR PURCHASES.
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THEN THE DOCTOR SELLS IT
TO THE PATIENT--
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NO DISCOUNT TO REFLECT
THE REBATE--
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AND IS REIMBURSED BY EITHER
MEDICARE OR PRIVATE INSURANCE.
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SO HE'S MAKING
A CASH WINDFALL
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EVERY TIME
HE PRESCRIBES THE DRUG.
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THE FIX IS IN.
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OBJECTION.
SUSTAINED.
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THESE DOCTORS
ARE BOUGHT AND PAID FOR.
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STRIKE THAT.
AND SOMETIMES,
SO ARE THE JUDGES.
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OH, NOT YOU, OF COURSE.
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(chuckles)
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***
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THE OTHER CAMPERS VOTED
TO SEND YOU BOTH HOME.
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WHAT? WHY?
WHY?
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BECAUSE HE MADE AN UNWANTED
SEXUAL ADVANCE ON MY WIFE.
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NOT IN THE SPIRIT OF THINGS.
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NOW MANY OF US PAID A LOT
OF MONEY FOR A WONDERFUL ESCAPE,
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THE TRIP OF A LIFETIME.
IRENE DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND.
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DID YOU HEAR
WHAT HE JUST SAID?
SIR--
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YOU, DON'T TALK TO ME.
WHAT DID I DO?
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HE'S JUST A HOOT,
THAT'S WHAT HE IS.
HE'S A TROUBLEMAKER--
NOT IN THE SPIRIT.
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LOOK, IT'S NOT THAT
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I WOULDN'T LOVE TO LEAVE THIS
FLEA-INFESTED PARADISE--
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BY THE WAY, THE BROCHURE NEVER
SAID THE RANCH INCLUDED HIM.
HOOTER.
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(gasps) OH, MY GOD.
HE FONDLED MY BUTTOCKS.
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WHAT?!
NOW LISTEN,
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I'M GONNA GIVE THE TWO OF YOU
ONE LAST WARNING.
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YOU PLAY BY MY RULES,
OR I SEND YOU PACKING.
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OH.
I PAID A LOT OF MONEY
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FOR AN EXPERIENCE
OF A LIFETIME HERE.
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(man) LET'S GO.
(man) YEAH, LET'S GO.
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DENNY, YOU PROMISED
THIS WOULD BE FUN.
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I'M HAVING FUN.
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THIS IS A BLAST, THAT'S WHAT
THIS IS... (chuckles) HOOT.
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***
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CARL.
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KATIE.
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SO TELL ME, CARL,
DO YOU HAVE HALLOWEEN PLANS?
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S A KIDS' THING.
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WERE YOU ALWAYS...
HOW YOU ARE NOW, CARL?
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HOW I AM NOW?
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YOU KNOW, SO PROPER
AND... BEHAVED AND...
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AND WHAT?
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GO AHEAD.
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.
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I'M A BIG BOY.
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00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:27,194
YOU'RE NOT, ACTUALLY.
I'D SAY YOU'RE A BIG GROWN-UP.
222
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:30,563
IT'S A PITY.
223
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,137
OH, I WISH YOU'D WAITED
TILL I GOT BACK, SHIRLEY.
224
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,139
WELL, MAKE SURE YOU TALK TO
THE DRUG REP
225
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,508
FROM THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY.
226
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,644
YOU--YOU MIGHT EVEN WANT
TO PUT HIM ON THE STAND.
227
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:48,181
EXCUSE ME.
NO PHONE CALLS ALLOWED.
I HAVE AN EMERGENCY
AT THE OFFICE.
228
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,483
WE ALL HAVE OUR OFFICES.
WE ALL HAVE OUR LITTLE CRISES.
229
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:53,353
DO YOU SEE ANY OF US ON A PHONE?
HE'S NOT IN THE SPIRIT AGAIN.
230
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,989
COULD YOU JUST GO OFF AND WORK
WITH YOUR DIALECT COACH?
231
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,792
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
WHAT A THING.
OH, LEAVE HIM ALONE, IAN.
232
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,494
WHAT, ARE YOU TAKING HIS SIDE?
YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T
BE GETTING UPSET.
233
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,731
WELL,
NOW HER VACATION'S RUINED.
234
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,166
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU PUT UP WITH HIM, IRENE.
NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU.
235
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:09,837
YOU'VE DONE NOTHING
BUT TALK ABOUT ME.
BECAUSE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING
BUT CAUSE TROUBLE.
236
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,405
YOU'RE AN EXTRA.
YOU DON'T GET TO TALK.
(Ian) OH, MY GOD.
237
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,407
(all talking over each other)
238
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:17,310
(Ian) MR. RUDENESS--
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.
239
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,012
OH, MY GOD!
HEY.
240
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,214
WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE IS THAT,
SHOOTING A GUN?
241
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:24,184
THAT'S A TERRIBLE EXAMPLE
TO SET.
OH, MY GOD.
242
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:27,254
(all talking over each other)
243
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,222
HEY!
AAH!
244
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,725
AGAIN!
I'VE ABOUT HAD IT WITH YOU.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
245
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,361
WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME?
I LIKE YOU, BUNKIE.
246
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,430
YOU JUST STICK CLOSE TO ME
FOR THE REST OF THE TRIP.
247
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,566
MY GOD. THAT ONE'S
A HOMOSEXUAL.
IAN.
248
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,735
SUPPOSED TO BE
THE TRIP OF A LIFETIME,
249
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:44,371
AND NOW WE HAVE A HOMOSEXUAL.
IT'S A "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL"
DUDE RANCH.
250
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,107
SURELY YOU KNEW THAT, IAN.
THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE'S
A MASHER,
251
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,910
YOU'RE RUDE, AND HE'S GAY,
AND ALL THREE ARE FROM BOSTON.
252
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:54,047
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. I'M GON'
TAKE YOU OUT BEHIND THIS...
I'M CALLING IT
LIKE I SEE IT.
253
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,582
(all talking over each other)
254
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:04,157
***
255
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,565
I THINK SHE FELT SO VIOLATED
AFTER THE HEART ATTACK
256
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,934
AND ANGRY
257
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,236
THAT SHE WENT INTO A MILD
DISSOCIATIVE STATE.
258
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,938
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
259
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,807
IT MEANS, BASICALLY,
THAT SHE SNAPPED.
260
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,575
SHE WAS SO BLINDED
BY RAGE AND FEAR,
261
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,244
SHE LOST HERSELF.
262
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,246
IN MY OPINION,
SHE WAS NOT CAPABLE
263
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,315
OF FORMING A MENTAL INTENT.
264
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,918
ARE YOU GETTING PAID
FOR THIS TESTIMONY?
OBJECTION.
265
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,386
OVERRULED.
ARE YOU GETTING PAID?
266
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,288
I'M COMPENSATED
FOR MY SERVICES, YES.
267
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:38,391
HOW MUCH FOR TODAY?
$10,000.
268
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,829
SO SHE SNAPPED, LIT A FIRE,
BUT NOW SHE'S SANE AGAIN.
269
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:45,465
IS THAT ABOUT IT?
I BELIEVE
SHE'S SANE AGAIN, YES.
270
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,201
GOT IT.
271
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:54,307
("Big River" playing)
272
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,979
(whip cracks)
273
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,981
(man)
* WELL, I MET HER ACCIDENTALLY
274
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,616
* IN ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA
275
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:06,453
* AND IT TORE ME UP
EVERY TIME I HEAR *
276
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,021
* THAT DRAWL, SOUTHERN DRAWL
277
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,623
* THEN I HEARD MY DREAM
WENT BACK DOWNSTREAM *
278
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,826
* CAVORTING IN DAVENPORT
279
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:16,129
* AND I FOLLOWED YOU,
BIG RIVER, WHEN YOU CALLED *
280
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,131
* WELL, I TAUGHT
THE WEEPING WILLOW *
281
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,633
* HOW TO CRY, CRY, CRY
282
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,635
* AND I SHOWED THE CLOUDS
283
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,005
* HOW TO COVER UP
A CLEAR BLUE SKY *
284
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,008
* AND THE TEARS I CRIED
FOR THAT WOMAN *
285
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,177
* ARE GONNA FLOOD YOU,
BIG RIVER *
286
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:34,647
* AND I'M GONNA SIT RIGHT HERE
TILL I DIE *
287
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,651
(playing "Michael,
Row the Boat Ashore")
288
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,621
* MICHAEL,
ROW YOUR BOAT ASHORE *
289
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,724
* HALLELUJAH
290
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:48,361
* MICHAEL,
ROW YOUR BOAT ASHORE *
291
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,798
* HALLELUJAH
292
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,135
* SISTER,
HELP TO TRIM THE SAILS *
293
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,571
* HALLELUJAH
294
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,341
* SISTER,
HELP TO TRIM THE SAILS... *
295
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,643
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GOT ME INTO THIS.
296
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:07,080
ME? IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
MY IDEA WAS TO TAKE A TRIP,
NOT DO THIS.
297
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,848
ADJUST YOUR ATTITUDE.
298
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,351
* HALLELUJAH...
299
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,986
(Denny) LOOK.
300
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,587
I THINK IRENE LIKES ME.
301
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,756
* ...HOME ON THE OTHER SIDE
302
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:20,360
* HALLELUJAH
303
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,694
(song ends)
304
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,863
HEY! ALL RIGHT!
305
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,498
VERY NICE.
306
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,601
UM...
OKAY, IAN,
YOU GOT A REQUEST?
307
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,704
YES, UM, COULD YOU PLEASE
PUT THE CIGAR OUT, PLEASE?
308
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,207
YOU KNOW, IT CAUSES CANCER,
AND--AND I--
309
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,344
I'M HERE FOR A WONDERFUL
VACATION ESCAPE, NOT CANCER.
310
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,580
IT KEEPS THE BUGS AWAY.
IF ONLY IT WORKED ON PESTS.
311
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,715
THAT'S A PUT-DOWN.
IAN, FOR GOD--
312
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:46,019
NO, NO, NEVER MIND, IRENE.
THAT WAS A TOTAL PUT-DOWN.
(men speaking indistinctly)
313
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:49,122
(man) OH, COME ON.
IT WAS JUST A...
OH, COME ON, MR. SMART MOUTH.
314
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,258
(man) PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN, MAN.
EVERYBODY, QUIET!
315
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,193
DAMN IT.
316
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,028
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE
A JOYFUL SING-ALONG
317
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,696
WHERE WE ALL BOND.
318
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,198
I HAVE A PROBLEM.
319
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,367
THESE AREN'T
EVEN COWBOY SONGS.
320
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,069
I PAID A LOT OF MONEY
321
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,071
FOR THE EXPERIENCE
OF A LIFETIME, TOO.
322
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,073
I EXPECTED
TO HEAR COWBOY SONGS.
323
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,608
HOW ABOUT "SURREY WITH
THE FRINGE ON TOP"?
324
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,577
OR "SWEET BETSY FROM PIKE"?
325
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,712
"MICHAEL, ROW YOUR BOAT ASHORE"
IS A RELIGIOUS SONG
326
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,747
WITH A NAUTICAL THEME
FOR THE KIDS.
327
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,150
NEXT WE'LL HAVE IRENE HERE
SINGING IN TONGUES.
EXCUSE ME?!
328
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:20,220
I DON'T WANT MY WIFE'S NAME
OUT OF YOUR DIRTY MOUTH.
I LOVE THAT SONG.
329
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,722
DO YOU HEAR ME?
WHOA.
330
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,225
WOULD YOU PLEASE...
331
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,627
HEY, I GOT A COWBOY SONG.
332
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,729
PASS ME THAT GUITAR, SPORT.
333
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,464
(clears throat)
334
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,967
YOU KNOW, I AM
A GET-ALONG KIND OF GUY,
335
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,835
THAT'S WHAT I AM.
336
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,738
AND IN THE SPIRIT OF US ALL
GETTIN' ALONG HERE,
337
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,840
I'M GONNA DEDICATE
THIS LITTLE NUMBER
338
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:44,244
TO MY BUDDIES ALAN AND DENNY.
339
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:48,982
(playing "Streets of Laredo")
340
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,751
* AS I WALKED OUT
341
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,522
* IN THE STREETS OF LAREDO
342
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,590
* AS I WALKED OUT
343
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,361
* IN LAREDO ONE DAY
344
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:04,164
* I SPIED A YOUNG COWBOY
345
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:07,000
* ALL DRESSED IN WHITE LINEN
346
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,769
* WRAPPED IN WHITE LINEN
347
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,306
* AS COLD AS THE CLAY
348
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:17,144
* I SEE BY YOUR OUTFIT
349
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,946
* THAT YOU ARE A COWBOY
350
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,515
* I SEE BY YOUR OUTFIT
351
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,684
* THAT YOU ARE ONE, TOO
352
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:28,555
* WE SEE BY YOUR OUTFITS
353
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,391
* THAT YOU ARE BOTH COWBOYS
354
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,394
* IF WE GET SOME OUTFITS
355
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,564
* WE CAN BE COWBOYS, TOO
356
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,866
(laughing)
357
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,501
THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF US.
358
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,670
I HEARD IT. THAT WAS
A SMOTHERS BROTHERS' BIT.
359
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,672
YOU KNOW,
I DIDN'T LIKE THAT SONG.
360
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,241
WE WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE
TO GET JUST THE RIGHT OUTFITS,
361
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,742
AND WE QUITE LIKE THEM.
362
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,712
THAT SONG WASN'T
IN THE SPIRIT, MELVIN.
363
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,882
WELL, GOOD BUDDY, MOST HATS
DON'T COME WITH ON/OFF BUTTONS.
364
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,650
TURN YOUR HATS ON, AL, DENNY.
365
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,587
LET THE GROUP SEE.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH A HAT
366
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:04,891
THAT CAN BE USED AS A LIGHT
SOURCE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY.
367
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,760
NO DOUBT. TURN 'EM ON.
LET US HAVE A LOOK.
368
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:11,731
(laughing)
369
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,666
WHAT?
THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS.
370
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,835
(laughing continues)
371
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,839
COME ON, DENNY.
LET'S GO BACK TO THE TENT.
372
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,674
(laughing continues)
373
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,944
("Home On the Range"
playing on harmonica)
374
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:35,088
("Clementine"
playing on harmonica)
375
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:49,769
(music continues)
376
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,972
DO YOU THINK THERE ARE
MOUNTAIN LIONS OUT THERE...
377
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,542
OR WOLVES?
378
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,244
COULD BE.
379
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,246
DENNY, I REALLY WANT
TO GO HOME.
380
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:03,049
CAN WE PLEASE GO HOME
IN THE MORNING?
IT'S OUR FIRST DAY.
381
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,819
I DON'T CARE. I DON'T LIKE
POOPING IN THE WOODS.
382
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,789
I MAY HAVE WIPED MYSELF
WITH POISON OAK.
383
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,058
AND I DON'T LIKE THE GROUP.
384
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,161
IT REMINDS ME
OF WHEN I WAS LITTLE
385
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,828
AND KIDS WERE MEAN.
386
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,398
I WAS BULLIED
AS A CHILD, YOU KNOW?
387
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,233
ALAN, I GOTTA
TELL YOU SOMETHING,
388
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,502
AND I DON'T WANT YOU
TO TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
389
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,071
PROMISE ME YOU WON'T
TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
OKAY, WHAT?
390
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,640
I-I HAVE AN ERECTION.
OH!
391
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,177
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
PERSONALLY. I SWEAR.
392
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,812
I'VE HAD IT ALL DAY,
EVER SINCE I TOOK THE VIAGRA
393
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,515
THINKING IT WAS
MY HAY FEVER PILLS.
394
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,251
AND I-I THINK I GOT
ONE OF THOSE PRIAPISM THINGS.
395
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,820
THAT CAN BE DANGEROUS.
I KNOW.
396
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,955
WHAT IF THE GROUP FINDS OUT?
397
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,525
ALAN, WOULD YOU TAKE A LOOK?
BECAUSE--
398
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,694
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
ALAN--
399
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,962
NO.
WELL, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
400
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,999
PLUS, I GOTTA PEE, WHICH IS
ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE WHEN--
401
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,835
WE ARE GOING HOME
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
402
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:59,539
(rustling)
403
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,475
(whispers) WHAT WAS THAT?
404
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,044
(rustling continues)
405
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,946
SOMETHING'S OUT THERE.
406
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,815
(normal voice) HELLO?
407
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,817
(rustling continues)
408
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,953
HELLO.
409
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,189
(whispers) GO OUT AND LOOK.
(whispers) YOU GO.
410
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,226
NO, YOU HAVE TO PEE ANYWAY.
411
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,300
THERE.
412
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,968
IT'S JUST A SHEEP.
413
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,071
(sheep bleats)
ARE THEY VICIOUS,
THE WILD ONES?
414
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,641
I DON'T THINK SO.
415
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,876
I'M GONNA GO TRY AND PEE.
416
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,411
HURRY.
417
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:50,089
(Burt Bacharach's "This Guy's
In Love With You" playing)
418
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:56,996
* YOU SEE THIS GUY
419
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:02,535
* THIS GUY'S IN LOVE WITH YOU
420
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,105
GET BACK IN THIS TENT.
421
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,240
WHAT?
422
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:10,176
DON'T EVEN THINK OF IT.
JUST... GET BACK HERE.
423
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,345
I THINK SHE LOVES ME.
424
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,913
NEVER MIND.
425
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:17,049
(sheep bleats)
426
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,060
THAT'S ME, IN COLLEGE.
427
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,097
AND... HERE, HERE.
428
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,401
THAT'S ME IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I WAS WILD.
429
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,103
MY PARENTS THOUGHT I WAS
A PROBLEM, ALL RIGHT?
430
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:40,307
I WAS PLENTY WILD.
MY GOODNESS.
WHO IS THIS PERSON?
431
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,310
SO DON'T PITY ME.
I WAS ONCE VERY MUCH A KID.
432
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,312
I-I NEVER MEANT TO IMPLY
THAT YOU WEREN'T.
433
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,981
I WAS SIMPLY PITYING THE FACT
THAT YOU NO LONGER ARE.
434
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,883
THEY--THEY SAY WE WERE
HAPPIEST AS CHILDREN,
435
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,985
AND THOSE MOST HAPPY
IN ADULTHOOD
436
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,988
ARE THE ONES WHO NEVER LET DIE
THE CHILD WITHIN.
437
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,057
THERE ARE
PLENTY OF PROPER LAWYERS
438
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,926
WHO DRESS UP ON HALLOWEEN
439
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,128
OR WHO WEAR HULA SKIRTS
IN HAWAII.
440
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:05,164
DENNY AND ALAN ARE OFF SOMEWHERE
PRETENDING TO BE COWBOYS.
441
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,934
BUT THAT SORT OF NONSENSE
DOESN'T WORK FOR CARL SACK.
442
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,069
THAT'S NOT HIM.
443
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,939
PERHAPS SOMEONE HE USED TO BE,
444
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,107
BUT NOT ANYMORE.
445
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,609
MOST CERTAINLY NOT.
446
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,614
DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY,
CARL.
447
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,616
OH, HOW CAN I NOT, SHIRLEY?
448
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,918
IT WASN'T
A PROFESSIONAL CRITICISM.
449
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,620
IT WAS PERSONAL.
450
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,856
ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T MIND
A PROFESSIONAL CRITIQUE
451
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,491
ONCE IN A WHILE,
452
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:32,859
BUT... WELL, PERSONALLY,
453
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,294
I CONSIDER MYSELF
A... PROFESSIONAL.
454
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:38,297
(snickers)
WHAT--DON'T BITE YOUR LIP.
455
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:41,601
I DON'T LIKE IT
WHEN YOU BITE YOUR LIP.
HOW ABOUT I BITE YOURS?
456
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,036
OH, YOU'RE HANDLING ME NOW.
YES, I AM.
457
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,872
MM. (singsongy) IN THE OFFICE.
(singsongy) I KNOW.
458
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,974
(normal voice)
I'M NOT A FUDDY-DUDDY.
459
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,677
(normal voice) YES, YOU ARE,
A LITTLE ONE.
460
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,679
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I LIKE FUDDY-DUDDIES.
461
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,681
AND HEY,
SHOULD McCAIN GET IN,
462
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,949
WE'D ACTUALLY HAVE
A FUDDY-DUDDY IN CHIEF.
OH.
463
00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,487
ELMER FUDDY-DUDDY.
(chuckles)
LET'S GO TO DINNER.
464
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,490
I CAN'T.
I HAVE TO WORK ON MY CLOSING.
465
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:06,125
LORD KNOWS
WHAT I'M GONNA SAY.
466
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,861
SHE PRACTICALLY
BLEW UP HER DOCTOR.
467
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:11,230
YOU SOUND
A LITTLE DISMISSIVE.
468
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:14,200
WELL, IF YOU KNEW
THIS CRAZY CATHERINE PIPER...
469
00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:17,537
DID I EVER TELL YOU
HOW MY MOTHER DIED?
470
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:20,006
NEW BLOOD THINNER MEDICATION,
471
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,008
WHICH,
WHEN COMBINED WITH ASPIRIN,
472
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,911
CAUSED HER TO BLEED OUT
THROUGH AN ULCER.
473
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,880
TURNS OUT HER DOCTOR,
WHO PRESCRIBED THE MEDICATION,
474
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,917
WAS A PAID CONSULTANT
FOR THE DRUG COMPANY.
475
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,886
BUT YOU DON'T THINK DOCTORS
ARE ON THE TAKE, DO YOU?
476
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,089
I THINK THEY PRESCRIBE
DRUGS THEY THINK ARE SAFE.
477
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:38,991
BUT, I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT,
478
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,893
WITH THE RISING
MALPRACTICE PREMIUMS,
479
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,495
LOWER H.M.O. REIMBURSEMENTS,
480
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,097
MANY DOCTORS CAN'T EVEN AFFORD
TO PRACTICE THESE DAYS
481
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:48,568
WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL
CONSULTING GRANTS.
482
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,538
AND WITH THOSE GRANTS...
483
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:55,007
COMES A LOSS OF OBJECTIVITY.
484
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:58,611
DID THIS DOCTOR AT LEAST
TELL THIS CRAZY CATHERINE PIPER
485
00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,913
THAT HE WAS ON
THE DRUG COMPANY'S PAYROLL?
486
00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,682
NO.
487
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,684
HMM.
488
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:08,087
***
489
00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:12,759
(cell phone rings)
490
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,394
(ring)
491
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:17,730
(groans)
492
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:20,032
HELLO.
493
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,902
DENNY. DENNY!
494
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,871
WHERE ARE YOU?
495
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,775
(whispering) I'M TRAPPED.
YOU GOTTA COME AND HELP ME.
496
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,877
TRAPPED? WHERE?
497
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,579
What's going on?
498
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:33,813
IN HOBERMAN'S TENT.
499
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,882
I CAME TO VISIT IRENE.
500
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,116
WHAT?
501
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:39,118
Shh. I fell asleep after.
502
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,887
NOW IRENE'S GONE.
503
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,590
And Ian's passed out
on top of me.
504
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:46,459
I CAN'T MOVE.
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
505
00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:49,228
GET OVER HERE
AND HELP GET ME FREE
506
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,464
BEFORE HE WAKES UP.
507
00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:53,900
WHERE'S IRENE?
I don't know.
508
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,668
JUST GET OVER HERE.
509
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,570
Hurry.
510
00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,872
***
511
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,676
WHICH TENT ARE YOU...
512
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,011
NEVER MIND.
513
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:07,514
I THINK I KNOW.
514
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,017
OH, MY.
515
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,853
(snoring)
516
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,856
(whispering) SEE IF YOU CAN
GET HIS LEG OFF.
517
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,925
WHERE'S IRENE?
518
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,827
WOULD YOU FORGET ABOUT IRENE?
519
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,929
MM. MM. (snorts)
520
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,865
(groans)
521
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:28,668
(snoring)
522
00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,537
HURRY.
523
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,305
DON'T RUSH ME.
524
00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:36,142
(snoring continues)
525
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,890
(snorts) MM.
526
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,892
(snoring)
(mouths words)
527
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:55,027
GET HIS ARM.
528
00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:57,063
(sighs) THIS WON'T BE EASY.
529
00:24:57,096 --> 00:25:00,099
(snoring continues)
530
00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:09,075
AAH!
531
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,543
AAH!
AAH!
532
00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:12,411
AAH!
AAH!
533
00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:13,746
AAH!
AAH!
534
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,882
AAH!
AAH!
535
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:24,056
***
536
00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:29,829
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHERE EXACTLY WAS IRENE?
537
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,430
SHE WENT OUT TO PEE.
538
00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:33,566
THEN IAN CAME IN DRUNK,
CRASHED.
539
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,201
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
540
00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:37,670
MAYBE WE CAN GET BACK
IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN.
541
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,239
WE COULD GO AS COWBOYS.
(groans)
542
00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:42,241
AND WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOIN'?
543
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,110
WE'RE GETTIN'
THE HELL OUTTA DODGE.
544
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,345
WHAT'S WITH THE RIFLE?
545
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:50,349
YOU HAVE TO MARRY IRENE
OR THE SHEEP
546
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,686
OR THE CAPTAIN
OF THE HOCKEY TEAM.
YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY.
547
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,923
I PAID A LOT OF MONEY
FOR THE TRIP OF A LIFETIME.
548
00:25:56,956 --> 00:26:00,059
WELL, YOU CERTAINLY GOT THAT,
DIDN'T YOU, IAN?
549
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,128
IN ADDITION TO BEING
HEAD OF THIS DUDE RANCH,
550
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:04,296
I'M A VOLUNTEER
CONSTABLE SHERIFF.
GOOD FOR YOU.
551
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:07,133
I'M PLACING YOU UNDER ARREST.
(laughs) ARREST?
552
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:10,603
FOR WHAT?
ADULTERY IS A CRIME
IN THE STATE OF UTAH,
553
00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:12,972
AS IS FORNICATION
OUT OF WEDLOCK.
(laughs) VERY FUNNY.
554
00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:15,642
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT--
YOU MUST BE JOKING.
555
00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:18,745
AND YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, TOO.
ME? FOR WHAT?
556
00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:21,814
CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT ADULTERY,
AIDING AND ABETTING AN ADULTERER
557
00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:25,251
AND A FORNICATOR.
NOW YOU HAVE THE EXPERIENCE
OF A LIFETIME, DON'T YOU,
558
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:28,420
MR. BOSTON, MR. RED SOX FAN,
559
00:26:28,454 --> 00:26:31,290
MR. AIDER AND ABETTER
FROM THE EVIL RED SOX NATION?
560
00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:33,325
ALL RIGHT. THAT DOES IT.
(Alan) OH, FOR GOD SAKE.
561
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:34,761
(Irene) IAN!
DENNY.
562
00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:37,229
IT'S A--IT'S A TRANQ GUN.
HE'LL SLEEP IT OFF.
563
00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,832
PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON NOW, SIR.
564
00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:41,901
(crying) OH, MY GOD, IAN.
565
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,736
(men speaking indistinctly)
566
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:47,840
***
567
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:53,179
WHETHER THE DOCTOR
MADE A MISTAKE OR NOT,
568
00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:56,783
THAT DOESN'T GIVE HER THE RIGHT
TO SET FIRE TO HIS OFFICE.
569
00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:58,918
OH, SURE. THEY PUT UP
A HIRED GUN EXPERT
570
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,320
TO CLAIM THAT SHE WAS
TEMPORARILY INSANE.
571
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,455
"DISSOCIATIVE STATE,"
572
00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:04,857
COULDN'T DISTINGUISH
RIGHT FROM WRONG,
573
00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:07,760
NOT CAPABLE OF FORMING
MENTAL INTENT--
574
00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,762
ALL THE TECHNICAL BUZZWORDS
575
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:15,034
TO ALLOW YOU TO FREE
A SWEET OLD LADY.
576
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:17,603
BUT YOU ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
577
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,706
SHE GOT MAD...
578
00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:21,874
AND GOT EVEN.
579
00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:25,111
YOU KNOW THE DEATH GRIP
580
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,714
THE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY
HAS ON THIS COUNTRY.
581
00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,849
THEY'VE INFILTRATED THE F.D.A.
582
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:34,220
A STUDY SHOWED THAT 90%
OF ALL F.D.A. ADVISORY MEETINGS
583
00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:37,556
HAD AT LEAST ONE PERSON
WITH TIES TO BIG PHARMACEUTICAL,
584
00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,826
AND THEN THERE'S CONGRESS.
585
00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:42,361
BIG PHARMA
GAVE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
586
00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:45,331
$70 MILLION SINCE 1990.
587
00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:47,900
SO WHO DOES THAT LEAVE US WITH
BUT OUR DOCTORS?
588
00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:50,369
AND EVEN THEY'RE BEING BOUGHT.
589
00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:53,539
BETWEEN CONSULTING FEES
AND REBATES,
590
00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:56,542
DOCTORS GET HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS
OF DOLLARS EVERY YEAR,
591
00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:58,811
AND MY GOD,
LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING.
592
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,513
DRUGS ARE BEING PRESCRIBED
LIKE CANDY.
593
00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:03,816
A FAMED HARVARD PSYCHIATRIST--
594
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:08,654
HE HELPED FUEL THE RECENT BOOM
IN ANTIPSYCHOTICS FOR KIDS--
595
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,724
TURNS OUT HE PERSONALLY TOOK
596
00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,592
OVER $1.6 MILLION
FROM DRUGMAKERS
597
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:16,028
OVER THE PAST SEVEN YEARS.
598
00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:19,198
UM, HE ALSO FAILED TO REPORT
THIS INCOME TO THE UNIVERSITY,
599
00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:21,100
BY THE WAY. (chuckles)
600
00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:22,735
HOW CAN THIS BE?
601
00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:24,737
WE HAVE NO REGULATIONS,
602
00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:26,906
NO DISCLOSURE PROCEDURES
IN PLACE.
603
00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:29,708
NOTHING TO ENSURE
THAT WE THE PATIENTS
604
00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:34,613
CAN KNOW WHETHER OUR DOCTOR
IS ON THE TAKE.
605
00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:36,548
HOW CAN THIS BE?
606
00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:39,018
CATHERINE PIPER
HAD A HEART ATTACK.
607
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,719
SHE ALMOST DIED.
608
00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:43,189
AN UNSAFE DRUG WAS RUSHED
TO THE MARKET.
609
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:46,092
IT WAS PRESCRIBED
BY HER OWN PHYSICIAN,
610
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:50,562
PERHAPS BECAUSE HE HAD
A FINANCIAL INCENTIVE TO DO SO.
611
00:28:50,596 --> 00:28:52,731
SHE NEARLY DIED.
612
00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:55,634
WHEN YOU GO BACK TO THAT ROOM,
613
00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:58,604
I WANT YOU TO...
TRY TO IMAGINE
614
00:28:58,637 --> 00:29:01,808
WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO SUFFER A HEART ATTACK,
615
00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:05,644
TO BE LYING
ON YOUR KITCHEN FLOOR
616
00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,646
WITH NO ONE AROUND,
617
00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:10,749
THINKING, THIS IS IT.
618
00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:15,754
IT MAY NOT EVEN BE POSSIBLE
TO IMAGINE THAT.
619
00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:18,657
BUT THEN... SHE FOUND OUT
620
00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:22,494
THAT THE PERSON
SHE PERHAPS TRUSTED THE MOST
621
00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:25,664
DID THIS TO HER.
622
00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:28,167
IT MADE HER CRAZY.
623
00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:32,038
WOULDN'T IT YOU?
624
00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:42,815
***
625
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:53,692
JERRY?
626
00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:55,828
KATIE.
627
00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:58,831
YOU HAVE A PAPER BAG
OVER YOUR HEAD.
628
00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,099
I DO.
629
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,534
COULD YOU TELL ME WHY?
630
00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:05,537
I WAS LOOKING TO CRAWL
UNDER A BIG ROCK.
631
00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:07,139
THERE WERE NONE AVAILABLE.
632
00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:10,776
THE REASON YOU WANTED TO
CRAWL UNDER A BIG ROCK?
633
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,312
I PASSED THREE PARTNERS TODAY
WHO CALLED ME BO.
634
00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:16,115
A FOURTH REFERRED TO ME
AS THE PEEPSTER.
635
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:19,451
EVIDENTLY I WAS SEEN DRESSED
FOR HALLOWEEN PREMATURELY.
636
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:20,686
AND THIS IS TRAGIC?
637
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:23,655
IT IS IF ONE WANTS
TO MAKE PARTNER.
638
00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:26,959
(makes popping noise)
AND IF THOSE SAME PARTNERS
WERE TO CATCH A GLANCE OF YOU
639
00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:29,228
WITH A PAPER BAG ON YOUR HEAD?
THE DAMAGE IS DONE.
640
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:31,163
JERRY, TAKE THE BAG OFF.
641
00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:33,699
YOU'LL LIKELY BREATHE IN
YOUR OWN CARBON DIOXIDE.
642
00:30:33,732 --> 00:30:35,834
IT'S NOT HEALTHY.
TAKE IT OFF.
643
00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:37,369
OH.
644
00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:39,371
(exhales and clears throat)
645
00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,240
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS TO LAWYERS
646
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:42,741
WHO MAKE PARTNER, JERRY?
647
00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:44,743
THEY BECOME LOCKED IN,
LIFERS.
648
00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:46,412
I'M NOT SURE
THAT'S SOMETHING YOU WANT.
649
00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:49,248
PLUS, THERE'S RUMORS CONCERNING
THE FIRM'S FINANCIAL HEALTH.
650
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,717
WE REPRESENT
A LOT OF MORTGAGE LENDERS.
651
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:54,753
PARTNERS DON'T JUST GET
THE FRUITS.
652
00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:56,755
THEY GET ALL THE LIABILITIES.
653
00:30:56,788 --> 00:30:58,724
IT'S JUST, FOR SEVEN YEARS,
654
00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,726
I'VE CHASED
THIS PARTICULAR CARROT.
655
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:03,595
DIDN'T GET IT.
NOW I'M UP AGAIN.
656
00:31:03,629 --> 00:31:06,398
IF I BLOW IT--
657
00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:08,100
THIS IS THAT IMPORTANT?
658
00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:10,236
YES.
659
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:12,104
WELL, IF MY OPINION COUNTS
FOR ANYTHING,
660
00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:14,974
I... I THOUGHT YOU MADE
A PERFECTLY FAB LADY PEEP.
661
00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:29,621
(Carl sighs)
662
00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:32,058
WHAT'S WRONG?
663
00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:34,393
THEY WERE ARRESTED.
664
00:31:36,462 --> 00:31:37,596
WHO?
665
00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:39,765
DENNY AND ALAN.
666
00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:41,233
FOR WHAT?
667
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:43,235
AH, IT SEEMS
DENNY COMMITTED ADULTERY,
668
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,804
WHICH EVIDENTLY
CAN BE PROSECUTED IN...
669
00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:48,207
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALAN DID.
670
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,143
THEY'RE BEING ARRAIGNED
IN THE MORNING.
671
00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:53,779
CAN'T THEY GO TO A STUPID DUDE
RANCH WITHOUT GET--
672
00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:55,982
BOY, YOU JUST FIND EVERYTHING
FUNNY THESE DAYS.
673
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:57,984
I'M--I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED THERE.
674
00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,486
YES, YOU DO.
DENNY DID SOMETHING CRAZY.
675
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:02,621
LAST WEEK, HE BET ON A CASE.
676
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:06,092
THE WEEK BEFORE THAT, HE HAD HIS
PENIS HOOKED UP TO A MONITOR.
677
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,160
IT WAS COCK-A-DOODLE-DOING
IN A COURTROOM.
678
00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:10,262
I MEAN, IT'S JUST ONE THING
AFTER ANOTHER.
679
00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:14,133
HEY... AND I'M NOT BEING
ELMER FUDDY, SHIRLEY.
680
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:16,302
THE MAN IS LOSING HIS MIND.
681
00:32:16,335 --> 00:32:18,470
WE ALL KNOW IT.
WE LAUGH IT OFF.
682
00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:21,974
WE SAY,
"ISN'T THE MAD COW CUTE?"
683
00:32:22,008 --> 00:32:24,610
AT WHAT POINT
DOES IT STOP BEING FUNNY?
684
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:29,515
AT WHAT POINT DO WE ALL ADMIT
THE MAN NEEDS HELP?
685
00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:32,518
***
686
00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:39,125
(Alan laughs)
687
00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:41,127
(woman) "CASE NUMBER 4-2-1-2.
688
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,262
"STATE OF UTAH vs. DENNY CRANE
689
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,164
ON THE CHARGE OF ADULTERY,
CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT"--
690
00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:47,466
ALAN SHORE FOR THE DEFENDANT,
YOUR HONOR.
691
00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:49,668
WE WAIVE READING,
AND PLEAD NOT GUILTY
692
00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,037
AND ASK FOR
IMMEDIATE EXTRADITION
693
00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:52,804
TO THE COMMONWEALTH
OF MASSACHUSETTS
694
00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:55,141
OR ANY JURISDICTION WHERE
THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE CODE
695
00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,943
ISN'T WRITTEN
IN THE GOOD BOOK.
HOLD ON. WAIT A SEC.
696
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,712
HE'S A DEFENDANT, TOO,
JUDGE.
YES, I AM, YOUR HONOR.
697
00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:03,115
MR. CRANE WOULD BE
YOUR ADULTERER AND FORNICATOR.
698
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,117
I WOULD BE
YOUR AIDER AND ABETTER.
699
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:07,186
I'M NOT QUITE SURE HOW IRENE
ESCAPED CHARGES
700
00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,188
SINCE ADULTERATING
AND FORNICATING
701
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:12,158
IS TRADITIONALLY DONE
IN TANDEM.
(gavel bangs)
702
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:13,959
MR. SHORE, DEFENDANTS
DO NOT SPEAK IN MY COURTROOM.
703
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,962
AH. SO THAT LITTLE RIGHT
TO CONFRONT ONE'S ACCUSER?
704
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,997
HOW'S THAT DONE,
ON THE WEB?
705
00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:21,833
IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD COUNSEL,
ONE WILL--
706
00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:24,836
I CAN. I'M RICH. ACTUALLY,
DENNY AND I FLEW HERE PRIVATE.
707
00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:26,905
WE CAN AFFORD
THE BEST ATTORNEYS
708
00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:29,575
AND SOMETIMES JUDGES
THAT MONEY CAN BUY.
709
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:30,976
I'LL REPRESENT MYSELF,
710
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,312
AND LET ME JUST TOSS OUT
AS AN ICE BREAKER,
711
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:36,048
UTAH IS NOT THE STATE THAT
WANTS TO PROSECUTE ADULTERY.
712
00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:38,050
WHILE IT MAY TECHNICALLY
BE A CRIME, SO's POLYGAMY,
713
00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:39,985
WHICH YOU DON'T PROSECUTE.
714
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,554
I'M SURE I'LL GET LETTERS
FOR SAYING SO, BUT YOU DON'T.
(bangs gavel)
715
00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:45,324
I SEEM TO BE GETTING A LOT OF
GAVEL WHACKS. IS IT JUST ME?
716
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,759
YOUR OWN ATTORNEY GENERAL,
UH, WENT ON RECORD AS SAYING
717
00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:50,662
YOU LACK THE RESOURCES TO
GO AFTER ALL THE POLYGAMISTS.
718
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,531
LET'S FACE IT,
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF THEM.
719
00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:54,233
NOT A JUDGMENT.
PERSONALLY, I'M A FAN.
720
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,068
SO's DENNY. HE'S HAD SIX WIVES.
IS IT SIX OR SEVEN?
721
00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:58,036
THE FORMER HEAD
OF "NOW" IN UTAH--
722
00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:00,739
I LOVE THAT THE NATIONAL
ORGANIZATION OF WOMEN
723
00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:03,275
ACTUALLY HAS A CHAPTER IN UTAH--
ANYWAY, SHE SAID
724
00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:05,277
THE ANTIPOLYGAMY LAW
HAS BECOME AS IRRELEVANT
725
00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:07,279
AS THE SPITTING-ON-THE-SIDEWALK
ORDINANCE.
726
00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:10,282
NOW I KNOW HOW WE ALL LOVE
TO SPIT IN UTAH.
727
00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:13,018
YOU LOOK LIKE A LOUGIE HACKER
FROM WAY BACK.
728
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:16,021
SEND THOSE LETTERS. I EVEN FIND
POLYGAMY FUNNY, JUST A LITTLE--
729
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,956
THESE LOSER GUYS WITH ALL
THESE WOMEN, THE HAIRDOS.
730
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:20,926
UNFORTUNATELY, IN MANY CASES,
THERE'S CHILD ABUSE INVOLVED.
731
00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,961
WHACK AWAY, BUT IF YOU'RE
GOING TO IGNORE CHILD ABUSERS
732
00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:25,731
AND COME AFTER ME FOR AIDING
AND ABETTING ADULTERY,
733
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:28,867
WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS,
TAKE YOUR SHOT.
734
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,069
PLEASE. I BEG YOU.
TAKE YOUR SHOT.
735
00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:33,972
MR. SHORE, ARE YOU THREATENING
THE GOOD STATE OF UTAH?
736
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:36,975
YOU'RE A QUICK STUDY. I CAN
SEE WHY THEY MADE YOU JUDGE.
737
00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:40,045
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING.
I'M READY TO TAKE ON THE STATE,
738
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,947
MR. CONSTABLE
WITH THE RIFLE THERE,
739
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,915
AND YOU AND EVERYONE
YOU'RE MARRIED TO.
740
00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:47,085
LET THE FUN BEGIN.
OH, IT WILL BE FUN,
BUT FIRST,
741
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,955
I DON'T LET PEOPLE REPRESENT
THEMSELVES IN MY COURTROOM,
742
00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:52,424
SO THE FIRST THING
WE'RE GOING TO DO
743
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:55,161
IS GET YOU
AN INDEPENDENT LAWYER.
JUDGE, I'LL REPRESENT
THE HOOT BROTHERS.
744
00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:58,997
(laughs) OH, NO. I'M NOT
GONNA BE DEFENDED BY HIM
745
00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:02,000
OR ANY OTHER CLOWN--
I WAS THERE, JUDGE.
I COULD BE A WITNESS, IN FACT--
746
00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:03,902
YOUR CALL--
BUT EITHER WAY,
747
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:07,306
I COULD TELL YOU A FEW THINGS
ABOUT MR. SHORE AND MR. CRANE.
748
00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:10,309
SHALL WE GO TO CHAMBERS?
LET'S GO.
749
00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:13,779
WAIT A SECOND. IF YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE AN EX-PARTE MEETING,
750
00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:16,648
WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE PRESENT.
FINE. BUT YOU KEEP
YOUR MOUTH ABSOLUTELY SHUT.
751
00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:19,117
ONE WORD, AND YOU'RE OUT.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
752
00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:21,187
JUST DO
AS THE JUDGE SAYS, AL.
753
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:25,123
FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
LET ME DO THE TALKIN'.
754
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:30,696
FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T KNOW--
FIRST OF ALL,
YOU DON'T TALK.
755
00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:33,199
NOT A PEEP,
OR YOU GO TO JAIL.
756
00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:35,667
LET'S HEAR IT.
757
00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:38,637
JUDGE, I'M GONNA BE HONEST.
I DON'T LIKE THIS MAN.
758
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,639
THE OLD GUY I KIND OF ENJOY.
759
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:43,342
HE'S JUST AN OLD FART
WHO SHOULD BE RETIRED TO STUD.
760
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,212
BUT HIM? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
I'M FROM TEXAS, AND IN TEXAS,
761
00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:49,215
IF SOMEBODY MESSES WITH
A MAN'S WIFE, YOU SHOOT HIM.
762
00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:52,284
HELL, HE STEPS ON
YOUR PROPERTY, YOU SHOOT HIM.
763
00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:54,286
WELL,
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
764
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,222
THIS GUY, HE WANTS
TO STAND TRIAL HERE.
765
00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:58,490
THAT'S WHY HE WAS
BAITING YOU LIKE THAT.
766
00:35:58,524 --> 00:36:01,560
HE GETS HIS JOLLIES OUT OF
PLAYING DAVID AGAINST GOLIATH,
767
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:02,961
THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.
768
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:05,797
BUT THE THING IS, HE WIELDS
ONE HELL OF A SLINGSHOT.
769
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,133
HE TOOK ON
THE ENTIRE SUPREME COURT,
770
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,002
INSULTED EVERY ONE OF 'EM,
AND HE WON HIS CASE TO BOOT.
771
00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:14,506
THIS MAN CAN MAKE SOME
SERIOUS NOISE IN A COURTROOM,
772
00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:15,974
AND LET'S FACE IT,
773
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:19,345
NONE OF US WANTS TO SEE
A BIG FLAP HERE, DO WE?
774
00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,647
PROSECUTING FOR ADULTERY?
(clicks tongue)
775
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,515
NOBODY DOES THAT,
NOT EVEN TEXAS.
776
00:36:23,549 --> 00:36:26,184
YOU CERTAINLY DON'T WANT
TO BE DOING THAT HERE,
777
00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:28,220
NOT WITH THE POLYGAMY THING
GOING ON.
778
00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:30,356
POLYGAMY IS ILLEGAL IN UTAH,
779
00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:32,858
AND NOT PRACTICED
BY THE MAJORITY--
780
00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:35,261
BUT IT GOES ON, JUDGE.
IT GOES ON.
781
00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:38,564
AND LIKE HE SAID,
OFTEN WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS.
782
00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:42,167
NOW UTAH'S A FINE STATE--
FRESH AIR, FINE PEOPLE,
783
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,035
ORRIN HATCH--
YOU GOT IT ALL.
784
00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,604
BUT THIS POLYGAMY THING...
785
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:48,340
HE'S DYING TO GET HIS DAY
IN YOUR COURT.
786
00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:50,342
DON'T MAKE HIS DAY, JUDGE.
787
00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:52,844
DON'T GIVE THIS SON OF A BITCH
WHAT HE WANTS.
788
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:55,080
BOOT HIS GIRLIE ASS
OUTTA HERE.
789
00:36:55,113 --> 00:36:57,383
OTHERWISE YOU'LL BE
SPOON-FEEDING HIM
790
00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:59,951
THE SOAPBOX OF A LIFETIME.
791
00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:02,888
LOOK AT THE WAY
HE'S DROOLING ALREADY.
792
00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:06,558
SO's THE OLD GUY,
BUT THAT'S THE MAD COW.
793
00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:10,095
I'M DISMISSING THE CHARGES.
TOO BAD, AL.
794
00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:12,964
AND I'M BANNING THE BOTH OF YOU
FROM UTAH FOR LIFE.
795
00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:15,934
WHAT? I GOT REZZIES AT
DEER VALLEY. I'M ALREADY BOOKED.
796
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:19,137
YOU'LL BE BOOKED IN HERE
IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
797
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:22,140
GET OUT OF HERE, BOTH OF YOU!
I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
798
00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:25,311
***
799
00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:35,354
THEY WEREN'T OUT
VERY LONG.
800
00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,356
DO YOU THINK
THEY CONSIDERED ME SANE?
801
00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:40,392
IF ONLY THEY COULD KNOW YOU
LIKE I DO.
802
00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:43,295
I DON'T THINK I COULD
HANDLE PRISON, SHIRLEY.
803
00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:46,131
I HEAR THE FIGHTS IN THE YARD
CAN GET PRETTY ROUGH.
804
00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:47,999
STIFF UPPER LIP, CATHERINE.
805
00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:50,235
WILL THE DEFENDANT
PLEASE RISE?
806
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,371
MADAM FOREPERSON,
807
00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:55,173
HAS THE JURY REACHED
A UNANIMOUS VERDICT?
808
00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,042
WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR.
"IN THE MATTER OF
809
00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:58,910
"THE COMMONWEALTH
OF MASSACHUSETTS
810
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,746
"vs. CATHERINE PIPER
811
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:03,515
"ON THE CHARGE OF
ATTEMPTED MURDER AND ARSON,
812
00:38:03,549 --> 00:38:06,418
"WE FIND THE DEFENDANT
CATHERINE PIPER
813
00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:09,254
NOT GUILTY BY REASON
OF TEMPORARY INSANITY."
814
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,324
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JURY,
815
00:38:12,358 --> 00:38:14,393
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.
YOU ARE DISMISSED.
816
00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:17,062
THIS COURT IS ADJOURNED.
(bangs gavel)
THANK GOD THEY BOUGHT IT.
817
00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:18,330
(laughs)
818
00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:22,033
WELL, I GUESS PRISON'S
GONNA HAVE TO WAIT. (laughs)
819
00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:24,370
(chuckles) WELL,
UNTIL YOUR NEXT CRIME.
820
00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:26,372
OH, THANK YOU, SHIRLEY.
821
00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:30,275
YOU'VE BEEN ALMOST LIKE
A BIG SISTER TO ME.
822
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,210
I--I'M TOUCHED.
823
00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:35,914
***
824
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,417
MELVIN PALMER--OF ALL PEOPLE
TO GET US OFF.
825
00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:41,019
I NOW HAVE TO FEEL
INDEBTED TO HIM.
826
00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,121
CAN YOU IMAGINE--
AH, HE'S A GOOD GUY.
827
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,123
GOOD GUY?
I LIKE HIM.
828
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:48,527
HOW CAN YOU POSSIB--
OH, MY.
829
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:52,130
***
830
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,632
OKAY.
831
00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,367
LET'S HEAR IT.
832
00:38:55,401 --> 00:38:59,137
YOU ARE SO SEXY.
(chuckles)
833
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:01,473
SO ARE YOU.
THANK YOU, DENNY.
834
00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:04,109
WE'RE OFF TO A PARTY.
REALLY?
835
00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:07,979
I THOUGHT MAYBE CARL WAS
TAKING YOU TO HIS FAVORITE CLUB.
VERY FUNNY.
836
00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:10,716
I'M NOT KIDDING, CARL. AFTER
A FEW DAYS ON A DUDE RANCH,
837
00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:14,219
YOU ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD TO ME.
DON'T YOU AGREE, DENNY?
838
00:39:14,252 --> 00:39:15,220
(Burt Bacharach) * YOU SEE
839
00:39:15,253 --> 00:39:16,888
DENNY?
* THIS GUY
840
00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:19,157
AAH!
DENNY! DENNY, HEY!
841
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,759
WHAT THE HELL?
DENNY!
842
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:23,762
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
GOOD GOD! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
843
00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:26,865
I THINK HE BIT ME.
WHAT?!
WILL YOU EVER CHANGE?
844
00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:34,272
***
845
00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:38,610
I FEEL A LITTLE GYPPED.
846
00:39:38,644 --> 00:39:43,415
THAT WHOLE TRIP WAS JUST...
UNSATISFYING.
847
00:39:43,449 --> 00:39:45,316
HOW SO?
848
00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:47,285
I DON'T KNOW.
849
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,257
MAYBE IT WAS
THE STARK CONTRAST
850
00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:53,825
BETWEEN
THAT MAGNIFICENT SCENERY
851
00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:55,527
AND THOSE AWFUL
RANCHING PEOPLE.
852
00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:59,330
WELL, AT LEAST YOU AND I GOT
TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER.
(laughs) OH, PLEASE.
853
00:39:59,364 --> 00:40:01,467
YOU ONLY HAD EYES
FOR BARNYARD ANIMALS.
854
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:04,470
DENNY, YOU THINK I WAS
TOO ROUGH ON UTAH,
855
00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:06,337
PLAYING THE POLYGAMY CARD?
856
00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:09,007
IT WAS CHEAP, BUT HEY,
THEY CAME AFTER US FIRST.
857
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:13,645
WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER TRIP.
THIS ONE DIDN'T COUNT.
858
00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:16,114
THEY WERE WRONG
ABOUT OUR OUTFITS.
859
00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:17,883
WE WERE HOT.
WE'RE ALWAYS HOT.
860
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,952
IRENE... LOVED ME.
COULD YOU TELL?
861
00:40:20,986 --> 00:40:22,554
IAN DIDN'T.
862
00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:24,155
NO.
863
00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:26,324
THE BEST SEX TO BE HAD
864
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,494
IS WITH
THE IRENES OF THE WORLD.
865
00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:30,996
DO YOU KNOW THAT?
I DIDN'T, ACTUALLY.
866
00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:32,230
OH, YEAH.
867
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,000
SEE, THE THING IS,
WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE THAT
868
00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:38,403
MAKE LOVE LIKE IT'S THE LAST SEX
THEY'LL EVER HAVE
869
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,539
'CAUSE IT VERY WELL COULD BE.
870
00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:43,609
WHAT?
NOTHING, JUST ABSORBING
YOUR LATEST PEARL.
871
00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:52,684
YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK AT THE IANS
AND THE MELVIN PALMERS...
872
00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:56,087
MOST MEN ARE SO STARVED
FOR MALE FRIENDSHIP.
873
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:59,024
WE'RE BLESSED, DENNY.
874
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:02,027
OF COURSE WE ARE, AND I'LL BET
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
875
00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:04,730
WHO SHARED
THE SAME SLEEPING BAG.
YEAH.
876
00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:07,398
OH, I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE ERECTION.
877
00:41:07,432 --> 00:41:11,402
I'M OVER IT.
MM.
878
00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:15,541
WE REALLY ARE
THE BEST COUPLE I KNOW.
879
00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:18,577
MM-HMM.
AND WE ONLY GET BETTER.
880
00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:20,779
WE DO.
881
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,249
WE DO.
882
00:41:24,282 --> 00:41:27,418
***
883
00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:40,532
NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"...
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WHY ARE YOU VOTING
FOR JOHN McCAIN?
885
00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:45,070
I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING COMING
FROM OBAMA AND BIDEN
886
00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:47,205
ABOUT HOW TO FIX--
YOU DON'T HEAR ANYTHING AT ALL
FROM JOHN McCAIN.
887
00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:50,108
IT'S THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION--
CHANGE! CHANGE! CHANGE!
888
00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:51,810
MAVERICK! MAVERICK! MAVERICK!
YOU.
889
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,745
AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
890
00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:56,214
ALAN, YOU MIND
CONTROLLING YOUR CLIENT?
HOW'S BRAD?
891
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:58,283
BRAD'S GONE. WE'RE NOT TOGETHER.
CAN WE MOVE ON?
892
00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:00,418
THE CLIENT IS A CATTLE RANCHER.
AND?
893
00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:02,420
THE CASE INVOLVES MAD COW.
DOES SHE HAVE IT?
894
00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:05,423
NO.
THAT WOULD GIVE US
A GREAT DEAL IN COMMON.
895
00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:06,291
DENNY, SLOW DOWN.
896
00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,259
(woman) HEY, ALAN.
YOU READY?
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