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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,163 --> 00:01:06,631 REGIONALS! 2 00:01:10,035 --> 00:01:11,954 WE’RE ON NEXT. I’M SO NERVOUS. 3 00:01:12,037 --> 00:01:14,556 WHY? BECAUSE WINNING THIS COULD LAUNCH US TO NATIONALS, 4 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:17,492 AND NATIONALS COULD LAUNCH US TO BIGGER NATIONALS, 5 00:01:17,575 --> 00:01:20,262 MAYBE WE COULD GET A GIG 6 00:01:20,345 --> 00:01:23,432 MARCHING IN THE MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. 7 00:01:23,515 --> 00:01:24,516 AND THEN... 8 00:01:26,718 --> 00:01:28,870 OKAY, OKAY. RAMIREZ, REMEMBER, 9 00:01:28,953 --> 00:01:31,373 IT’S STEP, STOP, STEP. 10 00:01:31,456 --> 00:01:32,608 NOT STOP, STOP, 11 00:01:32,691 --> 00:01:34,943 PICK YOUR NOSE, STEP, ALL RIGHT? 12 00:01:35,026 --> 00:01:36,411 NOW GIRLS, THIS IS THE SAME ROUTINE 13 00:01:36,494 --> 00:01:38,981 THAT WE’VE DONE ALL SEASON, ALL RIGHT? 14 00:01:39,064 --> 00:01:40,248 YOU’RE GOING TO BE JUST FINE. 15 00:01:40,331 --> 00:01:42,084 ARE YOU SURE, COACH GILL? 16 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:45,554 YES, BECAUSE THE JUDGES THIS YEAR HAVE LOWERED THEIR STANDARDS. 17 00:01:45,637 --> 00:01:46,989 YAY! WE’RE GONNA WIN! 18 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:48,156 SHH. 19 00:01:48,239 --> 00:01:49,891 YEAH. ZOE? 20 00:01:49,974 --> 00:01:52,077 FRONT AND CENTER. 21 00:01:55,046 --> 00:01:57,199 DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE? 22 00:01:57,282 --> 00:01:59,935 NO. I THINK YOU MAY BE THE GEEKIEST ONE HERE, 23 00:02:00,018 --> 00:02:01,269 SO YOU’LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT. 24 00:02:01,352 --> 00:02:03,138 IT’S A NEW THING FROM THE DEAN. 25 00:02:03,221 --> 00:02:06,908 HE WANTS A LIVE FEED OF THE MARCHING BAND FOR HIS JUMBO SCREEN. 26 00:02:06,991 --> 00:02:08,910 OKAY, USE IT, DON’T USE IT. 27 00:02:08,993 --> 00:02:10,679 I DON’T GIVE A SHIT, BUT LISTEN... 28 00:02:10,762 --> 00:02:13,048 YOU GUYS, LET’S JUST MAKE IT THROUGH THE NEXT 20 MINUTES 29 00:02:13,131 --> 00:02:14,483 WITHOUT EMBARRASSING OURSELVES. 30 00:02:14,566 --> 00:02:17,786 SO THIS CAMERA COULD CHANGE OUR LIVES FOREVER. 31 00:02:17,869 --> 00:02:19,187 OH, SURE. 32 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:20,288 DO YOU WANT ME TO ATTACH IT TO MY EUPHONIUM? 33 00:02:20,371 --> 00:02:22,391 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST FIGURE IT OUT. 34 00:02:22,474 --> 00:02:25,093 GIRLS, NINE MINUTES, AND THEN I WANT A FORMATION. 35 00:02:25,176 --> 00:02:27,545 NINE MINUTES? JESUS. 36 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:30,098 WHAT DID COACH GILL WANT? 37 00:02:30,181 --> 00:02:31,600 TO CHANGE OUR LIVES FOREVER. 38 00:02:31,683 --> 00:02:33,885 COOL. 39 00:02:37,755 --> 00:02:40,842 DEAN HANLON, LOOKING SHARP. 40 00:02:40,925 --> 00:02:42,110 DO I KNOW YOU? 41 00:02:42,193 --> 00:02:44,513 WELL, OUR LITTLE ALICE IS GOING TO REGIONALS. 42 00:02:44,596 --> 00:02:46,515 OH, YES. ALISON. ALICE. 43 00:02:46,598 --> 00:02:48,817 SO, DEAN HANLON, DO YOU THINK 44 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:50,719 SHE’LL MEET BOYS WHEN SHE GOES TO FLORIDA? 45 00:02:50,802 --> 00:02:52,587 BOYS? WHAT, I DON’T... 46 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:55,090 WELL, IT’S SPRING BREAK. SHE’S GOING TO MEET, LIKE, SUPER HOT GUYS. 47 00:02:55,173 --> 00:02:57,526 LIKE ABS, MUSCLES... ALISON? 48 00:02:57,609 --> 00:02:58,527 ALICE. 49 00:02:58,610 --> 00:02:59,561 SHE’LL BE FINE. 50 00:02:59,644 --> 00:03:00,595 YOUR SISTER. GIRLFRIEND. 51 00:03:00,678 --> 00:03:01,863 GIRLFRIEND? 52 00:03:01,946 --> 00:03:03,932 WE’LL ALL BE SAFE, OKAY? 53 00:03:04,015 --> 00:03:05,534 OKAY. ALL RIGHT? 54 00:03:05,617 --> 00:03:06,535 I’M GONNA GO SIT DOWN NOW. 55 00:03:06,618 --> 00:03:07,769 YEAH, YEAH. RIGHT. COOL. 56 00:03:07,852 --> 00:03:08,937 HEY, WELL, WE’LL SEE YOU AT NATIONALS. 57 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:10,321 I DOUBT IT. 58 00:03:28,439 --> 00:03:31,042 WAIT, GUYS: DO YOU HEAR THAT? 59 00:03:37,715 --> 00:03:38,800 ZOE. 60 00:03:38,883 --> 00:03:41,186 GOD, THE CROWD CAN’T WAIT. 61 00:03:42,387 --> 00:03:43,105 THEY LOVE US. 62 00:03:43,188 --> 00:03:45,207 THEY ABSOLUTELY DO. 63 00:03:45,290 --> 00:03:47,158 ZOE! 64 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,578 ALICE? 65 00:03:49,661 --> 00:03:51,780 YES? OH, HELLO. 66 00:03:51,863 --> 00:03:53,081 YEAH! 67 00:03:53,164 --> 00:03:55,584 DO YOU THINK MY BOOBS ARE EVEN? 68 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,252 YEAH, THEY’RE... 69 00:03:57,335 --> 00:03:58,386 CHECK MINE. 70 00:03:58,469 --> 00:03:59,837 OH, THEY’RE... HOW DO THEY LOOK? 71 00:04:01,272 --> 00:04:04,025 OKAY, GUYS? COULD YOU GET DRESSED NOW? 72 00:04:04,108 --> 00:04:07,596 LET’S PUT THE CLOTHES ON, NOT TAKE THEM OFF. 73 00:04:07,679 --> 00:04:09,380 NO! 74 00:04:13,885 --> 00:04:15,237 HEY, THERE, PRICKLY PEAR. 75 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,338 OH! 76 00:04:16,421 --> 00:04:18,640 PROBABLY BETTER SHAVE BEFORE WE GO OUT THERE. 77 00:04:18,723 --> 00:04:19,674 YEP. 78 00:04:19,757 --> 00:04:21,726 YOU KNOW, IF WE WIN THIS, 79 00:04:22,927 --> 00:04:24,513 IF WE DO NATIONALS... MM-HMM. 80 00:04:24,596 --> 00:04:25,814 IN FLORIDA. 81 00:04:25,897 --> 00:04:26,982 I’VE NEVER BEEN TO NATIONALS. 82 00:04:27,065 --> 00:04:29,417 I MEAN, I’VE NEVER BEEN TO FLORIDA. 83 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,987 I’VE NEVER EVEN BEEN OUT OF THE STATE. 84 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:33,805 WE’RE GOING TO FLORIDA! 85 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,460 WE’RE GOING TO FLORIDA! WE’RE GOING TO FLORIDA! 86 00:04:38,543 --> 00:04:40,762 BOOBIES, BOOBIES. 87 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:42,464 BOOBIES, BOOBIES. 88 00:04:42,547 --> 00:04:44,566 BOOBIES, BOOBIES. 89 00:04:44,649 --> 00:04:46,835 WE’RE GOING TO NATIONALS! WE’RE GOING TO NATIONALS! 90 00:04:46,918 --> 00:04:48,937 POO BEAR!? 91 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:51,439 BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS. 92 00:04:51,522 --> 00:04:53,875 WE’RE GOING TO NATIONALS! HEY, LADY GAG-ME. 93 00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:55,610 GE THE HELL DRESSED. 94 00:04:55,693 --> 00:04:56,995 OKAY. YEAH. 95 00:04:57,996 --> 00:04:59,648 I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. 96 00:04:59,731 --> 00:05:02,133 I’M SO PROUD OF YOU. 97 00:05:03,401 --> 00:05:05,103 KISS, KISS, KISS. 98 00:05:06,504 --> 00:05:07,822 I JUST KNOW WE’RE GONNA WIN. 99 00:05:07,905 --> 00:05:09,457 I JUST KNOW WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT. 100 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:13,662 MY GRANDMOTHER AND CHARLIE, WHEN THEY WENT TO SCHOOL HERE, 101 00:05:13,745 --> 00:05:14,696 THEY MADE IT TO NATIONALS, 102 00:05:14,779 --> 00:05:16,298 AND MY MOM DID, TOO. 103 00:05:16,381 --> 00:05:19,751 AND NOW WE’RE GOING, I JUST KNOW WE’RE GOING TO MAKE IT. 104 00:05:21,686 --> 00:05:23,738 HEY, HIPPIE CHICK. 105 00:05:23,821 --> 00:05:25,540 I’M NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN. 106 00:05:25,623 --> 00:05:28,210 GET DRESSED RIGHT NOW. 107 00:05:28,293 --> 00:05:30,461 NO! 108 00:05:31,529 --> 00:05:32,964 GIRLS, HEY! 109 00:05:34,432 --> 00:05:36,218 WHY AREN’T YOU DRESSED? I SAID FORMATION ONE. 110 00:05:36,301 --> 00:05:37,285 COME ON. 111 00:05:37,368 --> 00:05:39,254 CAMERA! MEN IN THE LOCKER ROOM! 112 00:05:39,337 --> 00:05:40,922 AH! 113 00:05:41,005 --> 00:05:42,257 THE CAMERA, THE CAMERA’S ON. 114 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:43,658 TURN IT OFF! WE COULD SEE EVERYTHING. 115 00:05:43,741 --> 00:05:44,876 IT’S STILL ON. 116 00:05:56,688 --> 00:05:58,589 HOW DO YOU TURN THIS DAMN THING OFF? 117 00:06:00,558 --> 00:06:01,543 THIS. YOU. 118 00:06:01,626 --> 00:06:03,678 THE CROWD. JUMBOTRON. 119 00:06:03,761 --> 00:06:04,946 BOOBS! 120 00:06:05,029 --> 00:06:06,364 IN MY OFFICE. 121 00:06:07,732 --> 00:06:10,318 GIRL, I THINK THE THING WE CAN TAKE AWAY FROM THIS 122 00:06:10,401 --> 00:06:11,987 IS THAT DRUGS ARE NO GOOD. 123 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:14,656 NOW FORMATION ONE, FOR THE LAST TIME. 124 00:06:14,739 --> 00:06:17,058 YOU’VE GOT ONE MINUTE. 125 00:06:17,141 --> 00:06:18,693 GET DRESSED. 126 00:06:18,776 --> 00:06:21,029 COACH GILL. 127 00:06:21,112 --> 00:06:23,031 YOU AND THIS, UM... 128 00:06:23,114 --> 00:06:24,699 BAND. THE BAND. 129 00:06:24,782 --> 00:06:26,067 A BAND. 130 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:28,203 AND THAT RECORDING... 131 00:06:28,286 --> 00:06:29,537 THE VIDEO. YEAH, THE VIDEO. 132 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:31,673 LOOK, SO WE MADE A STUPID MISTAKE. 133 00:06:31,756 --> 00:06:34,976 IT WAS... YOU KNOW, EVERYONE HAD A CHEAP THRILL. 134 00:06:35,059 --> 00:06:36,444 "OH MY GOD." NO ONE WAS HARMED. 135 00:06:36,527 --> 00:06:38,146 THAT’S NOT TRUE AT ALL. 136 00:06:38,229 --> 00:06:41,683 IT’S A NON-ISSUE. THE GIRLS LOST. SHOCKER. 137 00:06:41,766 --> 00:06:42,917 WE’RE NOT GONNA GET PAST THE REGIONALS. 138 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,419 OH MY GOD! 139 00:06:44,502 --> 00:06:46,021 I THINK WHAT YOU AND I OUGHT TO DO 140 00:06:46,104 --> 00:06:49,107 IS HEAD OVER TO REGGIE’S AND GRAB A FUCKING DRINK. 141 00:06:50,575 --> 00:06:51,359 SIT. 142 00:06:51,442 --> 00:06:53,862 NO, I’M GONNA GO GET A DRINK 143 00:06:53,945 --> 00:06:55,463 AND PRETEND MY LIFE MEANS SOMETHING. 144 00:06:55,546 --> 00:06:57,932 GILL... I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SAYING THIS. 145 00:06:58,015 --> 00:07:00,001 YOU’RE GOING TO THE NATIONALS. 146 00:07:00,084 --> 00:07:01,569 I’M GETTING DRUNK. 147 00:07:01,652 --> 00:07:02,604 YOU’RE GOING. 148 00:07:02,687 --> 00:07:04,172 WE FUCKING SUCKED. 149 00:07:04,255 --> 00:07:06,107 YES, TRUE, BUT IT’S NOT THE ISSUE. 150 00:07:06,190 --> 00:07:07,492 SIT DOWN. 151 00:07:14,399 --> 00:07:15,583 WHAT’S HE SAYING? 152 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:18,386 I SWEAR TO GOD, ZOE, IF YOU BLEW THIS FOR ME. 153 00:07:18,469 --> 00:07:19,354 ME? 154 00:07:19,437 --> 00:07:21,690 I’M ON A SCHOLARSHIP. ME, TOO. 155 00:07:21,773 --> 00:07:23,325 SCHOLARSHIPS? 156 00:07:23,408 --> 00:07:24,793 YOU CAN GET THOSE HERE? 157 00:07:24,876 --> 00:07:26,177 OH, YEAH. 158 00:07:30,381 --> 00:07:31,783 WE’RE GOING TO NATIONALS. 159 00:07:41,325 --> 00:07:43,094 ABOUT TIME. 160 00:07:44,762 --> 00:07:46,848 COACH GILL, WHERE THE HELL’S THE BUS? 161 00:07:46,931 --> 00:07:48,083 IT’S LATE. 162 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:50,168 YOU KNOW BUSSES. THEY’RE ALWAYS LATE. 163 00:07:51,068 --> 00:07:52,921 YOU OKAY, SNUGGLE BUNNY? 164 00:07:53,004 --> 00:07:54,456 OH, POO BEAR. 165 00:07:54,539 --> 00:07:57,192 I KNOW WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, AND I’LL BE OKAY IN FLORIDA. 166 00:07:57,275 --> 00:07:58,526 EVEN IF IT IS SPRING BREAK. 167 00:07:58,609 --> 00:08:01,162 THAT’S NOT ME, YOU KNOW THAT. 168 00:08:01,245 --> 00:08:03,298 BESIDES, I KNOW YOU’RE LOOKING FORWARD TO SPENDING TIME 169 00:08:03,381 --> 00:08:05,934 WITH YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND, HANK. 170 00:08:06,017 --> 00:08:07,535 YEAH. 171 00:08:07,618 --> 00:08:09,104 ANYWAY, UM... 172 00:08:09,187 --> 00:08:11,272 LOOK, I JUST... 173 00:08:11,355 --> 00:08:12,874 I THINK THAT IF YOU WANTED TO MAKE A SEX TAPE... 174 00:08:12,957 --> 00:08:15,243 WHAT? I MEAN, THAT’S COOL IF YOU DID. 175 00:08:15,326 --> 00:08:17,011 I DON’T WANT TO MAKE A SEX TAPE. DO YOU? 176 00:08:17,094 --> 00:08:18,847 NO. I MEAN, YOU KNOW I’M KINDA... 177 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:20,648 SMALL. NO, NOT... 178 00:08:20,731 --> 00:08:21,616 VERY SMALL. 179 00:08:21,699 --> 00:08:23,385 NOT VERY. OH, IT’S OKAY. 180 00:08:23,468 --> 00:08:24,619 WE HAVE THE DRUMSTICK. 181 00:08:24,702 --> 00:08:26,554 YOU KNOW, THE ONE I USE ON YOU. 182 00:08:26,637 --> 00:08:27,689 YEAH, THAT ONE. 183 00:08:27,772 --> 00:08:29,391 BESIDES, TOO BIG IS... 184 00:08:29,474 --> 00:08:31,192 HEY, I COMPENSATE, RIGHT? 185 00:08:31,275 --> 00:08:32,527 NOT REALLY, BUT THAT’S OKAY. 186 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:35,663 I PROMISE TO ONLY MAKE SEX TAPES WITH YOU. 187 00:08:35,746 --> 00:08:37,565 AND WE CAN USE YOUR MOM’S VIDEO CAMERA. 188 00:08:37,648 --> 00:08:40,235 AND NO ONE WILL SEE YOUR CRAIG JR. 189 00:08:40,318 --> 00:08:41,936 OKAY? OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 190 00:08:42,019 --> 00:08:43,037 OKAY, I’LL MISS YOU. 191 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,489 I’LL MISS YOU, TOO. 192 00:08:46,657 --> 00:08:48,410 HEY, MICHELLE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 193 00:08:48,493 --> 00:08:50,712 I MISSED MY FUCKING PLANE. WHAT? 194 00:08:50,795 --> 00:08:51,913 MY BITCH-ASS MOTHER WOULDN’T STOP TALKING. 195 00:08:51,996 --> 00:08:53,114 IT’S NOT MY FAULT. 196 00:08:53,197 --> 00:08:55,150 YOUR HOUSE SOUNDS LIKE A LOVELY PLACE. 197 00:08:55,233 --> 00:08:56,684 WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 198 00:08:56,767 --> 00:08:58,420 HEY, GIRLS, JUST CHILL, ALL RIGHT? 199 00:08:58,503 --> 00:09:00,955 GET YOUR STUFF READY TO PACK UP, HERE. 200 00:09:01,038 --> 00:09:02,023 CAREFUL. 201 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,892 IT’S JUST A EUPHONIUM. 202 00:09:03,975 --> 00:09:06,861 NO, THIS IS CHARLIE, OKAY? 203 00:09:06,944 --> 00:09:08,163 HE WAS MY GRANDMA’S. 204 00:09:08,246 --> 00:09:10,198 IT’S THE ONLY THING I HAVE LEFT FROM HER. 205 00:09:10,281 --> 00:09:11,499 OH, I’M SORRY. 206 00:09:11,582 --> 00:09:12,867 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T PLAY IT. 207 00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:14,669 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST HANG IT ON YOUR WALL 208 00:09:14,752 --> 00:09:16,604 AND PLEASURE YOURSELF WHILE YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR GRANNY. 209 00:09:16,687 --> 00:09:18,907 WELL, MAYBE I’LL THINK ABOUT YOU. 210 00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:19,924 EWW. 211 00:09:22,193 --> 00:09:23,678 SO, I’M ACTUALLY A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS 212 00:09:23,761 --> 00:09:25,580 BECAUSE I’VE ACTUALLY NEVER DRIVEN A BUS THIS BIG. 213 00:09:25,663 --> 00:09:27,315 I’M SURE I CAN DO IT, I CAN DO ANYTHING. 214 00:09:27,398 --> 00:09:29,083 BUT... YEAH, IT’S JUST LIKE DRIVING A CAR. 215 00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:30,852 YOU KNOW, YOU PUT IT IN D FOR GO, 216 00:09:30,935 --> 00:09:32,387 AND R FOR BACK. 217 00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:33,888 OKAY, BUT IT’S FULL OF INSTRUMENTS... P FOR PARK. 218 00:09:33,971 --> 00:09:35,757 THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. I DON’T WANT TO MESS IT UP. 219 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,225 I HAVE COMPLETE FAITH IN YOU, SWEETHEART. 220 00:09:37,308 --> 00:09:39,661 OKAY, I’M JUST GONNA... NO SWEAT. 221 00:09:39,744 --> 00:09:41,663 MAKE SURE THE INSTRUMENTS... GOOD IDEA. 222 00:09:41,746 --> 00:09:43,798 SO, WE’RE READY TO BE PACKED, RIGHT? 223 00:09:43,881 --> 00:09:45,166 ON TO THE BUS. 224 00:09:45,249 --> 00:09:47,035 YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE ALL THE INSTRUMENTS ARE ACCOUNTED FOR. 225 00:09:47,118 --> 00:09:49,204 BUT, YOU KNOW, I REALLY THINK THAT ZOE 226 00:09:49,287 --> 00:09:50,538 SHOULD JUST TAKE THE PLANE WITH THE OTHER GIRLS. 227 00:09:50,621 --> 00:09:52,240 I MEAN, WE’RE KINDA FULL AS IT IS, 228 00:09:52,323 --> 00:09:53,675 AND SHE’S REALLY ANNOYING. 229 00:09:53,758 --> 00:09:55,844 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. I CAN’T LEAVE CHARLIE. 230 00:09:55,927 --> 00:09:58,046 YOU KNOW, ZOE, YOU REALLY DO HAVE 231 00:09:58,129 --> 00:09:59,981 AN UNNATURAL RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR INSTRUMENT. 232 00:10:00,064 --> 00:10:01,483 YOU REALIZE THAT, RIGHT? 233 00:10:01,566 --> 00:10:03,151 NO, HE WAS MY GRANDMA’S. 234 00:10:03,234 --> 00:10:04,886 WELL, THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS. 235 00:10:04,969 --> 00:10:08,756 LOOK, TWO DAYS, I’LL SEE YOU GUYS IN MIAMI, FLORIDA. 236 00:10:08,839 --> 00:10:12,527 ALL RIGHT, ANYTHING GOES WRONG, JUST FIGURE IT OUT. 237 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:14,863 IS THERE ANY REASON WHY IT SMELLS LIKE ASS? 238 00:10:14,946 --> 00:10:17,532 YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN THE PLANE WITH THE OTHER GIRLS. 239 00:10:17,615 --> 00:10:19,167 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 240 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:20,768 AND BREATHE RECYCLED AIR? 241 00:10:20,851 --> 00:10:22,219 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BAD THAT IS FOR YOU? 242 00:10:23,487 --> 00:10:25,740 FINE. WHITNEY, YOU’RE IN CHARGE. 243 00:10:25,823 --> 00:10:27,291 OF COURSE I AM. 244 00:10:28,359 --> 00:10:29,744 HEY, COACH? HEY, ALICE. 245 00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:31,913 DO YOU THINK WE HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING THE NATIONALS? 246 00:10:31,996 --> 00:10:33,314 UH, NO. 247 00:10:33,397 --> 00:10:34,749 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 248 00:10:34,832 --> 00:10:36,551 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA DO FINE. 249 00:10:36,634 --> 00:10:39,370 I’LL SEE YOU IN FLORIDA. DRIVE CAREFUL. 250 00:10:40,905 --> 00:10:42,840 IT’LL BE FINE. 251 00:10:48,346 --> 00:10:50,331 REALLY? A SHORT BUS? 252 00:10:50,414 --> 00:10:52,550 LET’S GO, RETARDS. 253 00:11:05,296 --> 00:11:07,682 WHY WOULD COACH GILL, EVEN SAY THAT? 254 00:11:07,765 --> 00:11:08,583 NO? 255 00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:11,252 HE’S ON MEDICATION. YEAH. 256 00:11:11,335 --> 00:11:12,887 NO, HE’S TRYING TO MOTIVATE US. 257 00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:15,056 THAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF MOTIVATING US. 258 00:11:15,139 --> 00:11:16,057 I’M MOTIVATED. 259 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:17,392 NO, I READ ABOUT IT. 260 00:11:17,475 --> 00:11:20,611 IT’S CALLED REVERSE MOTION EMPATHY. 261 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:22,630 TRUE. 262 00:11:22,713 --> 00:11:25,033 HE WANTS US TO SUCCEED BY PUTTING US DOWN. 263 00:11:25,116 --> 00:11:26,434 IT’S BRILLIANT, ACTUALLY. 264 00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:28,236 IT’S CALLED PSYCHOLOGICAL ABUSE. 265 00:11:28,319 --> 00:11:29,804 BELIEVE ME, I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. 266 00:11:29,887 --> 00:11:31,739 LOOK, OUR COACH IS A DRUNK, OKAY? 267 00:11:31,822 --> 00:11:34,175 BUT WE’RE GONNA WIN IN SPITE OF HIM, RIGHT? 268 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,410 YEAH. SURE. 269 00:11:35,493 --> 00:11:37,328 WE ARE. YEAH. 270 00:11:41,565 --> 00:11:43,384 ♪ YOU GOTTA KEEP ON DREAMING 271 00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:45,153 ♪ KEEP ON SCHEMING 272 00:11:45,236 --> 00:11:48,890 ♪ DON’T LET THE TIMES GET YOU DOWN ♪ 273 00:11:48,973 --> 00:11:52,961 ♪ KEEP ON RISING, KEEP ON CLIMBING ♪ 274 00:11:53,044 --> 00:11:56,431 ♪ THE TIME IS NOW 275 00:11:56,514 --> 00:11:59,601 ♪ DIG OUT YOUR SOUL 276 00:11:59,684 --> 00:12:03,905 ♪ DIG IT SO THE WHOLE WORLD SEES IT SHINE ♪ 277 00:12:03,988 --> 00:12:07,508 ♪ SHINE ON LIKE A DIAMOND, BABY ♪ 278 00:12:07,591 --> 00:12:11,179 ♪ GIVE THESE LAZY BONES SOME TIME ♪ 279 00:12:11,262 --> 00:12:16,834 ♪ DON’T LET THE STARS ABOVE DRAG YOU ALL DOWN ♪ 280 00:12:18,502 --> 00:12:22,423 ♪ SCRAPE THE SHIT RIGHT OFF OF YOUR SHOES ♪ 281 00:12:22,506 --> 00:12:25,660 ♪ AND SHOW THEM WHO IS WHO ♪ 282 00:12:25,743 --> 00:12:28,263 ♪ YOU GOT TO KEEP ON DREAMING 283 00:12:28,346 --> 00:12:29,731 ♪ KEEP ON SCHEMING 284 00:12:29,814 --> 00:12:33,501 ♪ DON’T LET THE TIMES GET YOU DOWN ♪ 285 00:12:33,584 --> 00:12:37,272 ♪ KEEP ON RISING, KEEP ON CLIMBING ♪ 286 00:12:37,355 --> 00:12:40,675 ♪ THE TIME IS NOW 287 00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:44,895 ♪ KEEP ON LIVING, KEEP ON GIVING ♪ 288 00:12:50,668 --> 00:12:51,419 ZOE! 289 00:12:51,502 --> 00:12:53,554 REALLY? REALLY. 290 00:12:53,637 --> 00:12:55,156 YOU’RE REALLY PLAYING RIGHT NOW. 291 00:12:55,239 --> 00:12:57,125 COULD YOU PUT THAT FUCKING THING AWAY? 292 00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:59,127 WE’RE TRYING TO SLEEP. 293 00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:01,696 STOP FUCKING PLAYING, ZOE. 294 00:13:01,779 --> 00:13:02,897 I’M GONNA SHOVE THAT UP YOUR ASS. 295 00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:03,998 GIVE IT TO ME. 296 00:13:04,081 --> 00:13:06,701 UGH, I’M TRYING TO PRACTICE, OKAY? 297 00:13:06,784 --> 00:13:07,952 I HAVE TO BE PERFECT. 298 00:13:11,589 --> 00:13:13,557 ZOE! 299 00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:26,036 GUYS, REST STOP. FIVE MINUTE BREAK. 300 00:13:29,673 --> 00:13:31,025 HEY, COACH GILL, WHAT’S UP? 301 00:13:31,108 --> 00:13:34,495 OH, YEAH. WE’RE JUST STOPPING FOR GAS. 302 00:13:34,578 --> 00:13:36,898 I DON’T KNOW... 303 00:13:36,981 --> 00:13:38,366 WHOSE CLARINET? 304 00:13:38,449 --> 00:13:40,868 KAREN, THAT DUMBASS. 305 00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,036 OKAY. 306 00:13:42,119 --> 00:13:43,971 HEY, WILL YOU FILL UP THE TANK FOR ME REAL QUICK? 307 00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:45,206 I’M GONNA GO LOOK FOR SOMETHING. 308 00:13:45,289 --> 00:13:46,657 OKAY. 309 00:13:48,993 --> 00:13:51,279 HEY. 310 00:13:51,362 --> 00:13:52,997 YOU HEADED DOWN TO SPRING BREAK? 311 00:13:54,365 --> 00:13:55,983 SPRING WHAT? 312 00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:59,187 MAYBE I’LL SEE YOU DOWN THERE, YOU KNOW? 313 00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:01,989 YOU SHOULD ENTER ONE OF THOSE WET T-SHIRT CONTESTS. 314 00:14:02,072 --> 00:14:05,359 I’D LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON UNDER THERE. 315 00:14:05,442 --> 00:14:07,128 OH. 316 00:14:07,211 --> 00:14:08,396 NO. 317 00:14:08,479 --> 00:14:10,898 OKAY. IT’S TOO BAD. 318 00:14:10,981 --> 00:14:12,283 QUEEF YOU LATER. 319 00:14:13,284 --> 00:14:15,553 OKAY. 320 00:14:36,607 --> 00:14:38,242 FLORIDA! THERE’S THE SIGN. 321 00:14:44,048 --> 00:14:45,099 READY? 322 00:14:45,182 --> 00:14:46,567 BEAT THE DRUMS. 323 00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:48,136 BEAT, BEAT THE DRUMS. 324 00:14:48,219 --> 00:14:51,172 BEAT THE DRUMS. BEAT, BEAT THE DRUMS. 325 00:14:51,255 --> 00:14:54,675 PLAY THE FLUTE. PLAY, PLAY THE FLUTE. 326 00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:57,545 PLAY THE FLUTE. PLAY, PLAY THE FLUTE. 327 00:14:57,628 --> 00:15:01,182 MARCH THE BAND. MARCH, MARCH THE BAND. 328 00:15:01,265 --> 00:15:04,152 MARCH THE BAND. MARCH, MARCH THE BAND. 329 00:15:04,235 --> 00:15:07,488 WIN THE NATIONALS. WIN, WIN THE NATIONALS. 330 00:15:07,571 --> 00:15:08,689 WIN THE NATIONALS... 331 00:15:08,772 --> 00:15:11,359 GIRLS, GIRLS, YOU DO REALIZE 332 00:15:11,442 --> 00:15:13,043 WE HAVE OVER 200 MILES TO GO? 333 00:15:14,778 --> 00:15:17,248 200 LONG MILES. 334 00:15:18,582 --> 00:15:21,035 WIN THE NATIONALS. WIN, WIN THE NATIONALS. 335 00:15:21,118 --> 00:15:22,236 JESUS. 336 00:15:22,319 --> 00:15:23,671 WIN THE NATIONALS... 337 00:15:23,754 --> 00:15:24,972 OH MY GOD, THERE’S SMOKE POURING OUT OF THE HOOD. 338 00:15:25,055 --> 00:15:27,124 SHIT, I THINK WE’RE BREAKING DOWN. 339 00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:39,187 CONTROL THE BUS! 340 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:41,338 I CAN’T CONTROL IT! 341 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,559 MY EUPHONIUM! 342 00:15:44,642 --> 00:15:46,777 OH MY GOD! 343 00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:55,870 I’M STOPPING! 344 00:15:55,953 --> 00:15:57,254 JESUS. 345 00:16:03,894 --> 00:16:04,912 WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO? 346 00:16:04,995 --> 00:16:06,581 DID YOU HIT SOMEBODY? 347 00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:07,915 MY UNCLE DID THAT ONCE 348 00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:09,817 AND NOW WE HAVE A BODY IN THE BACKYARD. 349 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,519 I DIDN’T HIT ANYONE, OKAY? 350 00:16:11,602 --> 00:16:12,553 SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH THE BUS. 351 00:16:12,636 --> 00:16:14,104 OH. 352 00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:16,591 YOU GUYS... 353 00:16:16,674 --> 00:16:18,108 CHARLIE’S OKAY. 354 00:16:20,077 --> 00:16:21,662 EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE OKAY. 355 00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:22,830 WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP 356 00:16:22,913 --> 00:16:24,198 WITH YOUR STUPID EUPHONIUM, OKAY? 357 00:16:24,281 --> 00:16:26,200 WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET TO MIAMI. 358 00:16:26,283 --> 00:16:28,285 WE CAN TAKE A BUS. 359 00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:31,606 MORON. 360 00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:33,908 SOMEONE CALL A TOW TRUCK. 361 00:16:33,991 --> 00:16:35,092 RIGHT. 362 00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:41,883 WHAT’S EVERYONE LOOKING AT? 363 00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:43,251 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 364 00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,002 ABOUT WHAT? 365 00:16:47,838 --> 00:16:49,223 I HAVE NO IDEA, OKAY? 366 00:16:49,306 --> 00:16:51,292 HE’S BEEN UNDER THE HOOD FOR 15 MINUTES. 367 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:52,593 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 368 00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:55,162 YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT. WE CAN CALL IT. 369 00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:56,497 WHAT? NO, OKAY? 370 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:59,967 WE’RE CLOSE. WE’RE ONLY, LIKE, 500 MILES AWAY. 371 00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:01,135 I DON’T SEE IT. 372 00:17:01,218 --> 00:17:04,305 I THINK IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, SWEETIE. 373 00:17:04,388 --> 00:17:05,506 NO, OKAY, ALL RIGHT? 374 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,874 WE’LL MAKE IT. 375 00:17:06,957 --> 00:17:08,342 WE’LL BE THERE IN, LIKE, A DAY OR SO. 376 00:17:08,425 --> 00:17:09,644 YEP. 377 00:17:09,727 --> 00:17:11,512 OKAY, HOLD ON. I THINK HE’S DONE. 378 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:12,914 I’LL CALL YOU BACK. BYE. 379 00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:14,732 GOODBYE. 380 00:17:16,867 --> 00:17:18,419 WELL, LOOK, I AIN’T NO MECHANIC. 381 00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:20,454 BUT IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS. 382 00:17:20,537 --> 00:17:21,689 WHAT? 383 00:17:21,772 --> 00:17:23,925 WELL, SOMEONE PUT GASOLINE IN THIS THING. 384 00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:25,293 ZOE! 385 00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:26,093 WHAT? 386 00:17:26,176 --> 00:17:28,596 DIESEL! A BUS TAKES DIESEL. 387 00:17:28,679 --> 00:17:29,931 BUT YOU NEVER SAID... 388 00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:31,766 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BUSSES TAKE DIESEL. 389 00:17:31,849 --> 00:17:34,769 COME ON, WE’RE IN COMMUNITY COLLEGE, NOT KINDERGARTEN. 390 00:17:34,852 --> 00:17:37,638 YOU PUT GASOLINE IN A DIESEL TANK? 391 00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:39,941 FML, DAMN YOU MOM. 392 00:17:40,024 --> 00:17:44,361 WELL, I’M SORRY. I DON’T DRIVE A BUS. 393 00:17:45,929 --> 00:17:47,682 I DON’T FEEL SO GOOD, GUYS. 394 00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:49,784 I FEEL REALLY HOT. I DON’T FEEL GOOD. 395 00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:51,419 IS THAT ELVIS? 396 00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:53,937 YOU LOOK KINDA WEIRD. 397 00:17:55,606 --> 00:17:58,759 ANYWAY, YOU’RE PROBABLY GOING TO NEED YOURSELVES A NEW MOTOR. 398 00:17:58,842 --> 00:18:00,261 OH, AND HOW MUCH IS THAT GONNA COST? 399 00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:04,098 BUS LIKE THIS? I DUNNO, THREE. FOUR, MAYBE. 400 00:18:04,181 --> 00:18:06,701 HUNDRED? THOUSAND. 401 00:18:06,784 --> 00:18:08,002 THREE TO FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND? 402 00:18:08,085 --> 00:18:09,770 DAMN. 403 00:18:09,853 --> 00:18:12,707 YEAH. ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK FINDING YOURSELVES A MECHANIC THIS WEEKEND. 404 00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:14,108 YOU KNOW, SPRING BREAK AND ALL. 405 00:18:14,191 --> 00:18:15,776 NO, NO. SEE, WE HAVE TO GET TO MIAMI 406 00:18:15,859 --> 00:18:17,144 BECAUSE, LIKE, OUR WHOLE BAND 407 00:18:17,227 --> 00:18:19,146 AND OUR FUTURE IS DEPENDING ON THIS. 408 00:18:19,229 --> 00:18:22,183 SORRY, LADIES. WISH I HAD BETTER NEWS FOR YOU. 409 00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,485 YOU DO REALIZE YOU’RE THE REASON 410 00:18:24,568 --> 00:18:26,487 WE’RE NOT GOING TO NATIONALS, RIGHT? 411 00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,155 WELL, I... 412 00:18:28,238 --> 00:18:29,223 SO THIS IS WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO. 413 00:18:29,306 --> 00:18:31,459 BUY AN ENGINE, GET TO NATIONALS. 414 00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:32,994 SEE? PROBLEM SOLVED. 415 00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:34,662 AND WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET THE MONEY, BRAIN TRUST? 416 00:18:34,745 --> 00:18:36,464 ASK COACH GILL. HA! 417 00:18:36,547 --> 00:18:37,798 OOH, THIS SUCKS! 418 00:18:37,881 --> 00:18:39,800 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KILLED OUR BUS, 419 00:18:39,883 --> 00:18:41,869 YOU KILLED OUR CHANCES OF GOING TO NATIONALS. 420 00:18:41,952 --> 00:18:43,037 YOU KILLED MY FUTURE. 421 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,206 YOU KILLED MY UNBORN CHILDREN 422 00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:46,874 BECAUSE I’M PROBABLY GOING TO GROW UP 423 00:18:46,957 --> 00:18:49,443 IN SOME NOWHERE TOWN WITH SOME LOSER HUSBAND 424 00:18:49,526 --> 00:18:51,846 SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST KILL MYSELF. 425 00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:53,497 THANK YOU, ZOE. 426 00:18:54,565 --> 00:18:56,484 GUYS, I’M SORRY. 427 00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:58,285 I... 428 00:18:58,368 --> 00:18:59,453 HI, I’M CONSTANCE. 429 00:18:59,536 --> 00:19:00,855 DON’T CARE. 430 00:19:00,938 --> 00:19:03,491 OKAY. WOULD YOU ALL SIGN MY "BAN THE BREAK" PETITION? 431 00:19:03,574 --> 00:19:04,859 SURE. 432 00:19:04,942 --> 00:19:07,128 DO YOU HAVE $4000 TO BUY US A NEW ENGINE? 433 00:19:07,211 --> 00:19:07,995 NO. 434 00:19:08,078 --> 00:19:09,096 THEN GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE. 435 00:19:09,179 --> 00:19:11,332 WHAT’S BAN THE BREAK? 436 00:19:11,415 --> 00:19:13,567 BAN THE BREAK. STRING BREAK. 437 00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:14,635 THEY’RE HAVING FUN. 438 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,337 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BAN THAT? 439 00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:17,705 IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? 440 00:19:17,788 --> 00:19:20,374 YES, IT IS. AND FYI, I HAVE MY REASONS. 441 00:19:20,457 --> 00:19:22,877 FYI? WHAT’S THAT? 442 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,478 GUYS, UH... 443 00:19:24,561 --> 00:19:25,946 WHOA, WHOA. HEY THERE. 444 00:19:26,029 --> 00:19:27,214 I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU NOW. 445 00:19:27,297 --> 00:19:29,700 EASY. COME ON. LET’S JUST COME OVER HERE. 446 00:19:33,203 --> 00:19:35,689 FRANNY? 447 00:19:35,772 --> 00:19:38,225 OH, I THINK I’M GETTING HOT. 448 00:19:38,308 --> 00:19:40,728 OH, I THINK I’M GETTING DELIRIOUS. 449 00:19:40,811 --> 00:19:42,846 SOMEBODY CATCH ME. 450 00:19:44,014 --> 00:19:47,068 OKAY, GUYS, LET’S JUST GET HER UP 451 00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:48,235 AND GET HER OUT OF THE SUN, OKAY? 452 00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:49,520 LET’S TAKE HER OVER THERE. 453 00:19:50,821 --> 00:19:52,873 ALL RIGHT. 454 00:19:52,956 --> 00:19:54,408 UP WE GO. UP WE GO HERE. 455 00:19:54,491 --> 00:19:55,743 I GOT YOU. EASY. COME ON. 456 00:19:55,826 --> 00:19:59,180 UP YOU GO. YOU ALL RIGHT? 457 00:19:59,263 --> 00:20:00,381 WAIT! 458 00:20:00,464 --> 00:20:01,916 FUCKING REDNECK. 459 00:20:01,999 --> 00:20:04,101 WAY TO BE A GENTLEMAN. 460 00:20:05,302 --> 00:20:06,253 NO! 461 00:20:06,336 --> 00:20:09,924 THIS WITH THE BUS, AND STOPPING? 462 00:20:10,007 --> 00:20:11,859 DEAN, TAKE A BREATH. 463 00:20:11,942 --> 00:20:13,961 NATIONALS. NATIONALS! 464 00:20:14,044 --> 00:20:16,297 HEY, MAN, YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT. 465 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:19,033 YOU NEED TO GET THOSE GIRLS TO FLORIDA TO MAKE THE NATIONALS. 466 00:20:19,116 --> 00:20:20,468 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 467 00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:23,537 LOOK, I THINK YOU’RE WORKING WAY TOO HARD. 468 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:27,575 LOOK, I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE MARRIED TO MY SISTER. 469 00:20:27,658 --> 00:20:30,377 I WILL FIRE YOU IF YOU DO NOT GET THOSE GIRLS TO FLORIDA. 470 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,480 YOU REMEMBER THAT SHIT I GAVE YOU, DEAN? 471 00:20:32,563 --> 00:20:34,464 YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME MORE OF THAT, MAN. 472 00:20:39,369 --> 00:20:41,388 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT IS THIS? 473 00:20:41,471 --> 00:20:43,757 SHE’S GOT A TOUCH OF HEATSTROKE, MAN. 474 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,226 COULD YOU GET SOME WATER? 475 00:20:45,309 --> 00:20:46,627 IS SHE DEAD? 476 00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:48,596 SHE’S NOT DEAD, IDIOT. NO ONE DIED. 477 00:20:48,679 --> 00:20:49,897 BUT SHE’S NOT MOVING. 478 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,165 SHE JUST NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE SUN. 479 00:20:51,248 --> 00:20:52,399 MOM, THIS IS BULLSHIT. 480 00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:53,834 DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW? 481 00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:55,102 NO, NO. LISTEN TO ME. 482 00:20:55,185 --> 00:20:56,437 YOU’RE SUCH A BITCH. 483 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,239 OKAY, LISTEN, YOU TAKE CARE OF THIS. 484 00:20:58,322 --> 00:20:59,874 JUST TAKE CARE OF THIS. 485 00:20:59,957 --> 00:21:01,792 JUST, UH... 486 00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:05,012 WHAT? IT WORKS ON TV. 487 00:21:05,095 --> 00:21:06,347 FUCKING GOD, STOP BREATHING. 488 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:08,682 WHERE ARE WE? LOOK, ZOE, YOU SAVED HER. 489 00:21:08,765 --> 00:21:09,850 SHE DID NOT SAVE HER. 490 00:21:09,933 --> 00:21:11,819 ZOE, YOU COULD BE A DOCTOR. 491 00:21:11,902 --> 00:21:12,987 CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE, PLEASE? 492 00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:15,055 THIS PLACE IS GIVING ME A COMPLEX. 493 00:21:15,138 --> 00:21:17,358 I SHOULD BE IN SOME NICE-ASS HOTEL. 494 00:21:17,441 --> 00:21:20,895 NOT SOME DIRTY TITTY-BAR IN THE MIDDLE OF EAST BUMBLEFUCK. 495 00:21:20,978 --> 00:21:23,564 YOUR HANDS ARE DIRTY. 496 00:21:23,647 --> 00:21:26,867 UGH, DON’T TOUCH ME. 497 00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:27,935 RUB IT. 498 00:21:28,018 --> 00:21:29,336 OKAY. 499 00:21:29,419 --> 00:21:30,487 OH. 500 00:21:33,657 --> 00:21:35,509 ♪ SOUNDS CRAZY TO YOU 501 00:21:35,592 --> 00:21:41,064 ♪ BUT WHY SHOULD I CARE, OH, REALLY? ♪ 502 00:21:50,807 --> 00:21:52,326 OKAY. 503 00:21:52,409 --> 00:21:55,129 WELL, I’M GONNA GO GET YOU GIRLS A TOW FOR YOUR BUS. 504 00:21:55,212 --> 00:21:57,147 OH, GOD. IT’S GILL. 505 00:21:58,982 --> 00:22:00,334 OH. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY? 506 00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:02,670 I GUESS THAT’S HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO PERFORM 507 00:22:02,753 --> 00:22:04,605 WITHOUT THE INSTRUMENTS AND WITHOUT US. 508 00:22:04,688 --> 00:22:05,873 WELL... HELLO? 509 00:22:05,956 --> 00:22:07,308 IS THAT POSSIBLE? 510 00:22:07,391 --> 00:22:09,009 LADIES. 511 00:22:09,092 --> 00:22:12,346 LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE A REFRESHER. 512 00:22:12,429 --> 00:22:13,881 MMM, YUMMY. 513 00:22:13,964 --> 00:22:15,282 WHAT, THAT SHIT? 514 00:22:15,365 --> 00:22:16,450 MM-HMM. 515 00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:17,685 A REAL SOUTHERN BOY? 516 00:22:17,768 --> 00:22:19,720 SOUTHERN FRIED GENTLEMAN. FINGER LICKING GOOD. 517 00:22:19,803 --> 00:22:22,022 WOW, THAT LINE IS ABOUT AS OLD AS YOUR HAIRCUT. 518 00:22:22,105 --> 00:22:23,724 YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. 519 00:22:23,807 --> 00:22:25,192 DO YOU DO PORN? 520 00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:27,127 LOOK, MEAT PUPPETS, AS SOON AS OUR BUS IS FIXED, 521 00:22:27,210 --> 00:22:30,113 WE’RE OUT OF THIS TWILIGHT ZONE TOWN, GOT IT, CLEM? 522 00:22:31,548 --> 00:22:34,785 MAN, IS IT HOT IN HERE, OR IS IT JUST ME? 523 00:22:40,791 --> 00:22:42,176 OH MY GOD, I JUST GOT WET. 524 00:22:42,259 --> 00:22:44,812 YOU’RE SUCH A SLUT. 525 00:22:44,895 --> 00:22:46,447 FOCUS, FOCUS. 526 00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:48,349 FOCUS ON THIS. 527 00:22:48,432 --> 00:22:49,850 OKAY. 528 00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:51,952 YOU KNOW, I COULDN’T HELP BUT OVERHEAR YOUR PREDICAMENT. 529 00:22:52,035 --> 00:22:54,604 THERE ARE WAYS OF MAKING MONEY IN THIS TOWN. 530 00:22:55,672 --> 00:22:57,191 NO FUCKING WAY. 531 00:22:57,274 --> 00:22:58,241 OOH. 532 00:23:00,043 --> 00:23:01,745 YOU GUYS HAVE SOME SERIOUS POTENTIAL. 533 00:23:14,658 --> 00:23:15,792 ♪ WATCH ME 534 00:23:19,196 --> 00:23:22,750 ♪ ROUND AND ROUND 535 00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:25,335 ♪ UPSIDE DOWN 536 00:23:26,837 --> 00:23:30,958 ♪ SILENT 537 00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:34,228 ♪ FEVER’S RISING ♪ 538 00:23:34,311 --> 00:23:38,866 ♪ FASCINATION 539 00:23:38,949 --> 00:23:43,086 ♪ OH, I’M SUCH A BAD GIRL ♪ 540 00:23:44,287 --> 00:23:48,008 ♪ I GOT YOU... 541 00:23:48,091 --> 00:23:50,761 ♪ I GOT YOU... 542 00:23:58,068 --> 00:24:00,020 ♪ KISS ME 543 00:24:00,103 --> 00:24:04,741 ♪ SPIN ME AROUND 544 00:24:05,809 --> 00:24:08,996 ♪ KISS ME 545 00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:13,150 ♪ SPIN ME AROUND 546 00:24:14,885 --> 00:24:18,238 ♪ I’M SUCH A BAD GIRL ♪ 547 00:24:18,321 --> 00:24:19,640 BUT EVEN IF WE HAD THE ENGINE, 548 00:24:19,723 --> 00:24:21,842 IT WOULD TAKE THEM A WEEK TO FIX IT. 549 00:24:21,925 --> 00:24:26,113 WHITNEY, YOU’RE JUST SEVEN OR NINE HOURS AWAY. 550 00:24:26,196 --> 00:24:27,448 WE CAN GET A BUS AND GET OVER TO MIAMI 551 00:24:27,531 --> 00:24:29,350 AND MEET THE REST OF THE BAND. 552 00:24:29,433 --> 00:24:31,352 WHAT, AND LEAVE THE INSTRUMENTS? 553 00:24:31,435 --> 00:24:34,588 IT’D PROBABLY MAKE YOU SOUND BETTER. 554 00:24:34,671 --> 00:24:36,557 WE CAN SHIP THEM. 555 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,558 CAN’T AFFORD IT. 556 00:24:37,641 --> 00:24:39,426 THIS ISN’T A STATE COLLEGE. 557 00:24:39,509 --> 00:24:40,928 DON’T YOU HAVE INSURANCE? 558 00:24:41,011 --> 00:24:43,530 MAYBE, BUT THERE’S NOT REALLY ANY INSURANCE 559 00:24:43,613 --> 00:24:45,532 IN GETTING YOU TO NATIONALS IN 48 HOURS. 560 00:24:45,615 --> 00:24:47,201 SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 561 00:24:47,284 --> 00:24:50,270 UH, I DON’T KNOW. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DO THIS? 562 00:24:50,353 --> 00:24:51,538 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 563 00:24:51,621 --> 00:24:53,774 NOTHING. 564 00:24:53,857 --> 00:24:55,692 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I’LL DRIVE UP THERE. 565 00:24:56,927 --> 00:24:58,862 FINE. 566 00:25:06,403 --> 00:25:09,823 WOW. LOOK AT THIS. 567 00:25:09,906 --> 00:25:11,625 ALL RIGHT, MOVE OVER. 568 00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:13,810 OH. 569 00:25:17,547 --> 00:25:18,632 GRR. 570 00:25:18,715 --> 00:25:20,033 I LOVE COUGARS. 571 00:25:20,116 --> 00:25:21,902 FUCK YOU, I’M 24 YEARS OLD. 572 00:25:21,985 --> 00:25:24,571 AH, MILF TERRITORY. I LIKE IT. 573 00:25:24,654 --> 00:25:25,539 MILF? 574 00:25:25,622 --> 00:25:27,541 WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THESE GUYS? 575 00:25:27,624 --> 00:25:29,309 SO WHAT DID COACH GILL SAY? 576 00:25:29,392 --> 00:25:31,045 HE’S COMING OVER. HE’S DRIVING. 577 00:25:31,128 --> 00:25:32,079 HE WON’T MAKE IT IN TIME. 578 00:25:32,162 --> 00:25:33,480 PROBABLY NOT. 579 00:25:33,563 --> 00:25:35,215 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 580 00:25:35,298 --> 00:25:36,984 YOU CAN STAY AT MY PLACE. 581 00:25:37,067 --> 00:25:40,788 THANKS, BUT NO THANKS. ACTUALLY, JUST NO, MINUS THE THANKS. 582 00:25:40,871 --> 00:25:44,725 SO, HOW ARE WE GOING TO MAKE IT TO NATIONALS BY SATURDAY? 583 00:25:44,808 --> 00:25:45,726 WE COULD TIME TRAVEL. 584 00:25:45,809 --> 00:25:46,994 OKAY. YOU GET ON THAT. 585 00:25:47,077 --> 00:25:51,131 OR WE COULD TAKE A PLANE, OR A BUS, OR A TRAIN. 586 00:25:51,214 --> 00:25:52,866 YEAH, TIME TRAVEL’S A BETTER IDEA. 587 00:25:52,949 --> 00:25:54,535 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE COOL. 588 00:25:54,618 --> 00:25:56,637 WHATEVER WE DECIDE, WE HAVE TO TAKE ALL THE INSTRUMENTS. 589 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,872 WELL, LET’S JUST RENT ANOTHER BUS. 590 00:25:58,955 --> 00:26:00,908 I MEAN, A BIG ONE. 591 00:26:00,991 --> 00:26:03,343 I BET YOU BOYS HAVE A BIG BUS. 592 00:26:03,426 --> 00:26:05,479 I’LL SHOW YOU A BIG BUS. 593 00:26:05,562 --> 00:26:06,547 HOW BIG? 594 00:26:06,630 --> 00:26:07,748 HUGE. 595 00:26:07,831 --> 00:26:11,151 LONG, WIDE, 596 00:26:11,234 --> 00:26:13,921 PUSH AND PULL DOORS. 597 00:26:14,004 --> 00:26:16,523 EMERGENCY EXIT AND ALL. 598 00:26:16,606 --> 00:26:19,226 REALLY WENT OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BE CLICHÉ THERE, DIDN’T YOU... 599 00:26:19,309 --> 00:26:21,261 UM... 600 00:26:21,344 --> 00:26:22,696 ARE YOU OKAY? 601 00:26:22,779 --> 00:26:25,099 YEAH, I’M JUST... DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR? 602 00:26:25,182 --> 00:26:27,450 NO! I NEED SOME AIR. 603 00:26:30,887 --> 00:26:33,674 HEY, LOOK, WE’LL JUST WAIT FOR COACH GILL, OKAY? 604 00:26:33,757 --> 00:26:35,375 I MEAN, WE CAN MAKE IT TO NATIONALS, 605 00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:38,245 AND HE’S SMART ENOUGH. HE CAN FIND US THERE. 606 00:26:38,328 --> 00:26:40,481 THAT BUS HAS 69 INSTRUMENTS IN IT 607 00:26:40,564 --> 00:26:42,182 AND SIX OF THEM ARE SOUSAPHONES. 608 00:26:42,265 --> 00:26:44,351 WE NEED ANOTHER BUS. 609 00:26:44,434 --> 00:26:45,752 WE’RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. 610 00:26:45,835 --> 00:26:48,438 ALL RIGHT, WE’VE LET THE WHOLE BAND DOWN. 611 00:26:49,506 --> 00:26:51,341 BY WE, I MEAN YOU, ZOE. 612 00:26:52,409 --> 00:26:53,627 WE’LL CHARTER ANOTHER BUS. 613 00:26:53,710 --> 00:26:56,096 WITH WHAT? WE HAVE NO MONEY. 614 00:26:56,179 --> 00:26:57,965 COACH GILL HAS MONEY. 615 00:26:58,048 --> 00:26:59,233 NOT THAT KIND OF MONEY. 616 00:26:59,316 --> 00:27:00,467 WELL, HOW MUCH? 617 00:27:00,550 --> 00:27:02,503 TO CHARTER A BUS? LIKE, A COUPLE THOUSAND. 618 00:27:02,586 --> 00:27:04,638 WELL, THAT’S BETTER THAN 4000. 619 00:27:04,721 --> 00:27:06,940 AND THAT’S WAY BETTER THAN 400,000. 620 00:27:07,023 --> 00:27:09,209 SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU BLITHERING IDIOT. 621 00:27:09,292 --> 00:27:10,777 SHE’S NOT AN IDIOT. YES, SHE IS. 622 00:27:10,860 --> 00:27:13,714 I JUST WANT ALL OF YOU GUYS TO STOP TALKING. 623 00:27:13,797 --> 00:27:15,115 NOT TALKING. 624 00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:18,118 HOLD ON. FROM NOW ON, YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK. 625 00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:19,419 I HATE YOU, MOM. 626 00:27:19,502 --> 00:27:21,588 JUST SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! 627 00:27:21,671 --> 00:27:23,390 OKAY! TALKING... I’M STILL TALKING. 628 00:27:23,473 --> 00:27:25,259 ALL RIGHT, HERE’S WHAT WE’RE GOING TO DO. HERE’S THE PLAN. 629 00:27:25,342 --> 00:27:27,294 I’M GONNA GO LOCATE US A MECHANIC. 630 00:27:27,377 --> 00:27:28,328 FRANNY. FRANNY? 631 00:27:28,411 --> 00:27:29,663 YEAH? 632 00:27:29,746 --> 00:27:32,499 I WANT YOU TO GO FIND US A BUS TO CHARTER, OKAY? 633 00:27:32,582 --> 00:27:34,768 AND YOU GUYS JUST HANG OUT 634 00:27:34,851 --> 00:27:37,271 AND TRY NOT THE MESS ANYTHING ELSE UP, OKAY? 635 00:27:37,354 --> 00:27:39,756 ZIP! 636 00:27:42,592 --> 00:27:44,545 WELL, HOW CAN WE MAKE THE 2000? 637 00:27:44,628 --> 00:27:46,046 I DON’T KNOW. 638 00:27:46,129 --> 00:27:47,314 JUST WHATEVER YOU DO, 639 00:27:47,397 --> 00:27:49,249 JUST MAKE SURE YOU ONLY USE YOUR BODY PARTS. 640 00:27:49,332 --> 00:27:51,652 OKAY, LIKE YOUR ORGANS, ALL RIGHT? 641 00:27:51,735 --> 00:27:52,853 ARE WE CLEAR? 642 00:27:52,936 --> 00:27:54,021 OKAY? ALL RIGHT. 643 00:27:54,104 --> 00:27:56,006 COME ON, FRANNY. 644 00:27:57,641 --> 00:28:00,694 YOU GUYS, I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD DANCE ON THE POLE, OKAY? 645 00:28:00,777 --> 00:28:02,829 I MEAN, WE’RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER. 646 00:28:02,912 --> 00:28:04,398 DO I HAVE TO SHOW MY CUPCAKES? 647 00:28:04,481 --> 00:28:05,766 THAT’S WHAT CRAIG CALLS THEM. 648 00:28:05,849 --> 00:28:07,334 REALLY? 649 00:28:07,417 --> 00:28:10,237 HI, GIRLS. ARE YOU FINALLY READY TO SIGN MY ANTI-SPRING BREAK PETITION? 650 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,572 OKAY. 651 00:28:11,655 --> 00:28:13,240 ALICE, YOU CAN’T JUST SIGN ANYTHING. 652 00:28:13,323 --> 00:28:14,975 OH. WHAT IS THIS? 653 00:28:15,058 --> 00:28:16,443 SEE THAT OVER THERE? 654 00:28:16,526 --> 00:28:18,979 THIS TOWN IS FULL OF SLUTTY SLUTTERMANS 655 00:28:19,062 --> 00:28:20,948 AND THEIR SMUTTY SLUTFULNESS. 656 00:28:21,031 --> 00:28:23,584 OKAY, I CAN SEE THAT. 657 00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:25,252 EVERY YEAR, FOR ONE WEEKEND, 658 00:28:25,335 --> 00:28:26,820 ONE ENTIRE WEEKEND, 659 00:28:26,903 --> 00:28:29,556 THIS TOWN PLUNGES INTO A WELL OF DEBAUCHERY 660 00:28:29,639 --> 00:28:32,092 DEPRAVITY, AND DAMNATION. 661 00:28:32,175 --> 00:28:34,695 THEY CALL IT SPRING BREAK. 662 00:28:34,778 --> 00:28:37,598 I CALL IT SPRING BREAK ME DOWN. 663 00:28:37,681 --> 00:28:39,866 I’M WORKING ON IT. IT’S NOT A FINISHED TITLE. 664 00:28:39,949 --> 00:28:40,834 THE POINT IS 665 00:28:40,917 --> 00:28:43,737 FOR 48 HOURS THIS TOWN CHANGES 666 00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:45,472 INTO SOME PLACE LIKE NEW ORLEANS 667 00:28:45,555 --> 00:28:49,309 SOUTHERN FLORIDA, OR EVEN MEXICO, 668 00:28:49,392 --> 00:28:52,479 WITH THE LATINOS, LATINAS, BURRITOS, FAJITAS. 669 00:28:52,562 --> 00:28:53,947 WHATEVER. 670 00:28:54,030 --> 00:28:55,716 SO PLEASE, SIGN THIS. 671 00:28:55,799 --> 00:28:56,883 OKAY. 672 00:28:56,966 --> 00:28:57,951 GREAT. 673 00:28:58,034 --> 00:29:00,487 OH, IF I SIGN THIS, WILL YOU WATCH ME DANCE 674 00:29:00,570 --> 00:29:02,589 AND GIVE ME A FEW DOLLARS? HUH? NO. 675 00:29:02,672 --> 00:29:04,925 OH, ARE YOU POLE DANCING, TOO? 676 00:29:05,008 --> 00:29:06,326 NO, I DON’T. 677 00:29:06,409 --> 00:29:07,461 ARE YOU SHY? 678 00:29:07,544 --> 00:29:08,962 NO, I JUST... 679 00:29:09,045 --> 00:29:11,365 WELL, ’CAUSE YOU HAVE REALLY GREAT BREASTS. 680 00:29:11,448 --> 00:29:13,000 YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DANCE. 681 00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:14,635 YEAH, REALLY NICE. 682 00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:16,653 JUST SIGN THE DAMN PETITION. 683 00:29:18,922 --> 00:29:20,156 THANKS. 684 00:29:24,427 --> 00:29:26,680 I WONDER WHY SHE HATES SPRING BREAK SO MUCH. 685 00:29:26,763 --> 00:29:28,898 MAYBE SHE’S MORMON. 686 00:29:37,874 --> 00:29:39,526 ♪ DIM THE LIGHTS, SHUT THE DOORS ♪ 687 00:29:39,609 --> 00:29:41,895 ♪ SPEAKERS ON, HEAR THE STRINGS ♪ 688 00:29:41,978 --> 00:29:43,497 ♪ TAKE YOUR SPACE, TIE YOUR SHOES ♪ 689 00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:45,432 ♪ BRING THE BASS, HEAR THE STRINGS ♪ 690 00:29:45,515 --> 00:29:47,000 ♪ DIM THE LIGHTS, SHUT THE DOORS ♪ 691 00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:48,902 ♪ SPEAKERS ON, HEAR THE STRINGS ♪ 692 00:29:48,985 --> 00:29:50,804 ♪ TAKE YOUR SPACE, TIE YOUR SHOES ♪ 693 00:29:50,887 --> 00:29:53,206 ♪ BRING THE BASS, HEAR THE STRINGS ♪ 694 00:29:53,289 --> 00:29:55,542 ♪ JUMP UP AND DOWN 695 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:57,277 ♪ JUMP UP, SWING AROUND 696 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,079 ♪ JUMP UP THIS BAR 697 00:29:59,162 --> 00:30:01,114 ♪ JUMP IT UP 698 00:30:01,197 --> 00:30:03,116 ♪ JUMP UP AND DOWN 699 00:30:03,199 --> 00:30:05,218 ♪ JUMP UP, SWING AROUND 700 00:30:05,301 --> 00:30:06,486 ♪ JUMP UP THIS BAR 701 00:30:06,569 --> 00:30:07,754 ♪ JUMP IT UP 702 00:30:07,837 --> 00:30:12,025 ♪ BODIES ON FIRE FULL OF HEAT ♪ 703 00:30:12,108 --> 00:30:14,961 ♪ PLAY THE RECORD, NEEDLE THREAD ♪ 704 00:30:15,044 --> 00:30:19,066 ♪ OUR IMPULSES TELL US WE MUST GO ♪ 705 00:30:19,149 --> 00:30:22,736 ♪ WITH OUR DIGNITY, WE HAVE NO PAIN ♪ 706 00:30:22,819 --> 00:30:25,005 ♪ AS FOR YOUR MAMAS 707 00:30:25,088 --> 00:30:27,457 ♪ LA LA LA LA 708 00:30:30,093 --> 00:30:34,247 ♪ WEAR WHAT YOU WANT AND BE YOUR OWN ROCK ♪ 709 00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:37,884 ♪ NO ONE REALLY CARES... 710 00:30:37,967 --> 00:30:41,221 ♪ DANCE WITH ME, AND ROCK CAUSE WE WON’T STOP ♪ 711 00:30:41,304 --> 00:30:45,392 ♪ DANCE WITH ME, AND ROCK CAUSE WE WON’T STOP ♪ 712 00:30:45,475 --> 00:30:48,695 ♪ DANCE WITH ME, AND ROCK CAUSE WE WON’T STOP ♪ 713 00:30:48,778 --> 00:30:52,733 ♪ DANCE WITH ME, AND ROCK CAUSE WE WON’T STOP ♪ 714 00:30:52,816 --> 00:30:58,922 ♪ 715 00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:05,545 LADIES. 716 00:31:05,628 --> 00:31:06,880 BOYS. 717 00:31:06,963 --> 00:31:08,148 YOUR BACK. YOUR FRONT. 718 00:31:08,231 --> 00:31:10,317 YOU’RE STUPID. GET OUT OF MY WAY. 719 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,620 ONE OF YOU WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO BE A MECHANIC, WOULD YOU? 720 00:31:13,703 --> 00:31:16,123 ARE YOU PLAYING ROLE FANTASIES? 721 00:31:16,206 --> 00:31:17,390 UH, NO. 722 00:31:17,473 --> 00:31:18,492 REAL QUESTION. 723 00:31:18,575 --> 00:31:20,026 THEN NO. 724 00:31:20,109 --> 00:31:22,028 MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU. WHAT YOU NEED FIXING WITH? 725 00:31:22,111 --> 00:31:25,132 WELL, WE REALLY NEED $3000 TO FIX OUR BUS 726 00:31:25,215 --> 00:31:27,634 SO WE CAN GET TO SOUTH FLORIDA. 727 00:31:27,717 --> 00:31:29,402 BABY, YOU DON’T NEED TO GO DOWN THERE. 728 00:31:29,485 --> 00:31:32,606 THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS, TENACIOUS, 729 00:31:32,689 --> 00:31:35,375 HELLACIOUS SPRING BREAKISH 730 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:38,745 PARTY OF THE CENTURY STARTS RIGHT HERE. 731 00:31:38,828 --> 00:31:40,947 UH, THOSE AREN’T REAL WORDS. 732 00:31:41,030 --> 00:31:42,549 YEAH, THEY ARE. IT DOESN’T MATTER. 733 00:31:42,632 --> 00:31:44,818 THE POINT IS YOU’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE 734 00:31:44,901 --> 00:31:46,936 UNTIL YOU GET NASTY WITH THE NATIVES. 735 00:31:48,905 --> 00:31:50,757 OKAY. THAT’S RIGHT. 736 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:54,143 BODY SHOT, BODY SHOT. 737 00:32:10,126 --> 00:32:11,461 HOLY SHIT. 738 00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:18,852 SO PRETTY. 739 00:32:18,935 --> 00:32:20,770 WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? 740 00:32:21,938 --> 00:32:23,990 OH MY GOD, IT’S SO PRETTY. 741 00:32:24,073 --> 00:32:27,427 FIRE! OH MY GOD! 742 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:29,979 WHAT THE FUCK? 743 00:32:32,682 --> 00:32:34,100 I’M SO SORRY, I’M REALLY TICKLISH. 744 00:32:34,183 --> 00:32:36,770 THIS BAR HAS BEEN HERE IN ITS ORIGINAL SHAPE 745 00:32:36,853 --> 00:32:38,839 FOR 50 MOTHERFUCKING YEARS. 746 00:32:38,922 --> 00:32:40,440 NEVER BEEN CHANGED, IN 10 MINUTES, 747 00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:42,742 YOU RUIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. 748 00:32:42,825 --> 00:32:44,811 OUT! YOU’RE BANISHED. 749 00:32:44,894 --> 00:32:47,614 NO SPRING BREAKERS. GET OUT OF MY ESTABLISHMENT. 750 00:32:47,697 --> 00:32:49,732 OUT! 751 00:32:53,603 --> 00:32:55,055 YEAH, YOU KEEP RUNNING. 752 00:32:55,138 --> 00:32:57,491 YOU RUN STRAIGHT TO HELL, YOU SPRING BREAK BASTARDS. 753 00:32:57,574 --> 00:32:59,475 DON’T YOU COME BACK. 754 00:33:02,579 --> 00:33:04,564 WOW, THAT WAS... 755 00:33:04,647 --> 00:33:06,299 SO NOT COOL. 756 00:33:06,382 --> 00:33:08,935 I THINK SHE’S ONE OF THOSE BAN THE BREAK GIRLS 757 00:33:09,018 --> 00:33:11,505 ONLY SHE’S MASQUERADING AS A SPRING BREAKER 758 00:33:11,588 --> 00:33:12,672 TO SABOTAGE US. 759 00:33:12,755 --> 00:33:15,058 NO. I JUST HEARD WHAT YOU DID. 760 00:33:16,492 --> 00:33:17,711 THAT WAS AWESOME. 761 00:33:17,794 --> 00:33:18,712 MURPHY, THE BAR OWNER, 762 00:33:18,795 --> 00:33:19,846 IS A CITY COUNCIL MEMBER. 763 00:33:19,929 --> 00:33:21,448 HE IS A HUGE GET FOR US. 764 00:33:21,531 --> 00:33:23,483 US? I’M NOT ONE OF YOU. 765 00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:25,085 YES, YOU ARE. YOU SIGNED OUR PETITION. 766 00:33:25,168 --> 00:33:26,887 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. BUT I DIDN’T MEAN... 767 00:33:26,970 --> 00:33:30,023 AND TO THINK THAT I WAS GONNA HAVE A THREE-WAY WITH YOU. 768 00:33:30,106 --> 00:33:31,224 WHAT? 769 00:33:31,307 --> 00:33:32,859 BUT I... 770 00:33:32,942 --> 00:33:35,495 WHERE ARE TWEEDLE DEE AND TWEEDLE DUMBER GOING? 771 00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:37,731 ZOE’S SAD, BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH THOSE TWO. 772 00:33:37,814 --> 00:33:39,199 YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKING SLUT. 773 00:33:39,282 --> 00:33:40,967 YOU CAN’T KEEP YOUR LEGS TOGETHER FOR 10 MINUTES? 774 00:33:41,050 --> 00:33:42,802 NO, IT WASN’T A THREESOME, OKAY? 775 00:33:42,885 --> 00:33:44,170 I WAS GOING TO GO DANCE ON THE POLE, 776 00:33:44,253 --> 00:33:45,872 AND THEN THEY DID A SHOT ON MY BODY, 777 00:33:45,955 --> 00:33:48,408 AND THEN THE FIRE HAPPENED... 778 00:33:48,491 --> 00:33:49,576 YOUR BEAUTIFUL FRIEND HERE 779 00:33:49,659 --> 00:33:52,646 JUST HELPED CLOSE DOWN THAT EXOTIC BAR. 780 00:33:52,729 --> 00:33:53,880 NO. 781 00:33:53,963 --> 00:33:56,583 AND LET ME GUESS: IT WASN’T HER FAULT. 782 00:33:56,666 --> 00:33:58,051 WELL, TECHNICALLY... 783 00:33:58,134 --> 00:33:59,986 TECHNICALLY, YOU’RE A DERANGED MORON, OKAY? 784 00:34:00,069 --> 00:34:01,838 WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? 785 00:34:03,406 --> 00:34:05,408 SO DO WE HAVE ANY ANSWER TO OUR BUS PRAYERS? 786 00:34:07,310 --> 00:34:08,461 SHOCKER. 787 00:34:08,544 --> 00:34:10,130 COME ON, GUYS, IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 788 00:34:10,213 --> 00:34:12,399 STOP, REALLY. WE’RE EMBARRASSING OURSELVES. 789 00:34:12,482 --> 00:34:13,934 SHE HAS A POINT. 790 00:34:14,017 --> 00:34:16,285 ALL RIGHT, LET’S JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 791 00:34:17,687 --> 00:34:20,390 NO. GUYS, I... 792 00:34:21,624 --> 00:34:23,843 WAIT. WAIT! 793 00:34:23,926 --> 00:34:25,412 NO, I FOUND IT. 794 00:34:25,495 --> 00:34:27,063 JELLO! 795 00:34:36,906 --> 00:34:38,058 OH, CRAP. 796 00:34:38,141 --> 00:34:40,026 I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. 797 00:34:40,109 --> 00:34:41,294 I’M GETTING STOPPED? 798 00:34:41,377 --> 00:34:44,247 WHAT DID I DO? I’M NOT SPEEDING. 799 00:34:48,184 --> 00:34:50,219 AH, MAN. 800 00:34:51,554 --> 00:34:54,257 FUCK. 801 00:34:55,691 --> 00:34:57,444 HELLO! 802 00:34:57,527 --> 00:34:58,878 YOU GUYS, LOOK. 803 00:34:58,961 --> 00:35:01,414 HERE’S THE JELLO EATING CONTEST. 804 00:35:01,497 --> 00:35:02,549 WELL, I DON’T GET IT. 805 00:35:02,632 --> 00:35:03,783 HOW IS JELLO GOING TO FIX THE BUS? 806 00:35:03,866 --> 00:35:06,119 WELL, LOOK, THE WINNER GETS $800. 807 00:35:06,202 --> 00:35:09,689 NOBODY IS GOING TO PAY YOU $800 TO EAT JELLO. 808 00:35:09,772 --> 00:35:12,025 AND $800 DON’T BUY US A NEW BUS. 809 00:35:12,108 --> 00:35:14,627 YEAH, BUT IT’S ENOUGH THAT WE COULD RENT ONE. 810 00:35:14,710 --> 00:35:16,963 ZOE IS SO SMART. 811 00:35:17,046 --> 00:35:19,866 AND FRANNY, WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE JELLO. 812 00:35:19,949 --> 00:35:22,369 I DO LOVE JELLO. 813 00:35:22,452 --> 00:35:23,670 GOD. 814 00:35:23,753 --> 00:35:25,271 I LOVE THIS PLACE. 815 00:35:25,354 --> 00:35:28,375 IT PAYS YOU TO DO THINGS YOU WOULD NORMALLY DO FOR FREE. 816 00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:31,277 THAT’S TRUE, I COULD EAT JELLO ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT. 817 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,546 I’VE SEEN HER DO IT. IT’S GROSS. 818 00:35:33,629 --> 00:35:34,914 WILL YOU DO IT? 819 00:35:34,997 --> 00:35:37,617 IF IT GETS US TO NATIONALS, THEN I’M IN. 820 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:38,985 AWESOME. 821 00:35:39,068 --> 00:35:40,954 COME ON. I THINK THEY’RE DOING IT IN THE BACK. 822 00:35:41,037 --> 00:35:42,489 THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID. 823 00:35:42,572 --> 00:35:44,540 WAIT. WHAT’D SHE SAY? 824 00:35:59,122 --> 00:36:00,206 ZOE. 825 00:36:00,289 --> 00:36:03,009 ALICE. LADIES. 826 00:36:03,092 --> 00:36:06,529 WELCOME TO THE JELLO JUNGLE. 827 00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:09,149 ARE YOU HERE TO BEG FOR FORGIVENESS 828 00:36:09,232 --> 00:36:11,518 OR ARE YOU GOING TO TRY TO SHUT THIS DOWN, TOO? 829 00:36:11,601 --> 00:36:13,319 FORGIVENESS. NO! 830 00:36:13,402 --> 00:36:15,789 OKAY, FORGIVEN. ARE YOU HERE TO WATCH? 831 00:36:15,872 --> 00:36:17,657 UH, WE’RE HERE TO WIN. 832 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:19,259 YEAH. 833 00:36:19,342 --> 00:36:20,560 AND WE HAPPEN TO HAVE A RINGER 834 00:36:20,643 --> 00:36:23,997 WHO LOVES JELLO. SHE LOVES IT. 835 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:29,135 WELL, WE HAPPEN TO HAVE THE JELLO. 836 00:36:29,218 --> 00:36:30,486 WOW. 837 00:36:32,522 --> 00:36:34,374 THIS ISN’T SANITARY. 838 00:36:34,457 --> 00:36:36,776 OH, I’M SURE IT IS. YEAH, FRAN. 839 00:36:36,859 --> 00:36:38,111 I’M NOT EATING IT. 840 00:36:38,194 --> 00:36:41,247 FRANNY, IT’S NATIONALS. NATIONALS. 841 00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:43,349 I WOULDN’T EAT IT IF MY MOTHER WAS DYING. 842 00:36:43,432 --> 00:36:45,785 YOU KNOW WHAT? HEY, IT’S JELLO TIME. 843 00:36:45,868 --> 00:36:48,621 WHO DARES CHALLENGE THIS FINE LADY 844 00:36:48,704 --> 00:36:50,156 TO THE JELLO PIT? 845 00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,959 ANY TAKERS? ANYONE AT ALL? 846 00:36:53,042 --> 00:36:54,327 I DO. 847 00:36:54,410 --> 00:36:56,830 PAM! PAM, PAM. 848 00:36:56,913 --> 00:36:58,881 PAM, PAM. 849 00:37:02,118 --> 00:37:03,136 GET IN THERE. 850 00:37:03,219 --> 00:37:06,155 YOU’RE NOT GONNA WHAT? DO THIS? 851 00:37:12,028 --> 00:37:13,680 LET’S GET IT ON. EXCUSE ME? 852 00:37:13,763 --> 00:37:14,914 AND THE PUSSY SAYS WHAT? 853 00:37:14,997 --> 00:37:15,915 WHAT? 854 00:37:15,998 --> 00:37:18,051 OH, PUSSY! 855 00:37:18,134 --> 00:37:20,787 PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY. 856 00:37:20,870 --> 00:37:23,022 I’M NOT A PUSSY. YOU’RE A PUSSY. 857 00:37:23,105 --> 00:37:24,457 YOU’RE A PUSS... PUSSY. 858 00:37:24,540 --> 00:37:25,592 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 859 00:37:25,675 --> 00:37:27,393 LET’S SAVE IT FOR THE JELLO, LADIES. 860 00:37:27,476 --> 00:37:28,495 ARE WE READY? 861 00:37:28,578 --> 00:37:30,530 GO, FRANNY! 862 00:37:30,613 --> 00:37:32,232 DO YOU HAVE A SPOON? 863 00:37:32,315 --> 00:37:35,418 WAIT, I DON’T THINK THIS IS A JELLO EATING CONTEST. 864 00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:39,055 WAIT, WHAT? 865 00:37:47,230 --> 00:37:49,632 FRANNY, YOUR BRA. IT’S A $30 BRA! 866 00:37:53,202 --> 00:37:56,038 THAT’S A $30 BRA, YOU FUCKING BITCH. 867 00:38:06,249 --> 00:38:08,718 GET HER, FRANNY. GET HER, FRANNY. GET HER! 868 00:38:15,324 --> 00:38:16,910 FRANNY, TAG ME IN. 869 00:38:16,993 --> 00:38:19,128 LET ME AT HER. 870 00:38:21,063 --> 00:38:23,516 ALICE! ALICE. ALICE. 871 00:38:23,599 --> 00:38:25,118 ALICE! 872 00:38:25,201 --> 00:38:27,887 ALICE, ALICE, ALICE. 873 00:38:27,970 --> 00:38:29,656 GET HER, ALICE. 874 00:38:29,739 --> 00:38:31,340 OH! 875 00:38:37,013 --> 00:38:38,714 ZOE! 876 00:38:45,788 --> 00:38:47,073 ZOE, HELP ME! 877 00:38:47,156 --> 00:38:48,691 ZOE, HELP! 878 00:38:55,398 --> 00:38:57,550 PAM, YOU’RE SCARY. 879 00:38:57,633 --> 00:38:59,018 DOUBLE TEAM! 880 00:38:59,101 --> 00:39:01,003 OH, YEAH? 881 00:39:15,418 --> 00:39:17,237 GOTCHA. 882 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,039 YOU STUPID LITTLE GIRLS DON’T STAND A CHANCE HERE. 883 00:39:20,122 --> 00:39:21,708 OR IN FLORIDA! 884 00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:23,910 WHERE YOU GOING? BAND CAMP? 885 00:39:23,993 --> 00:39:26,162 OOH! 886 00:39:27,096 --> 00:39:29,182 YOU’RE GOING TO BAND CAMP. 887 00:39:29,265 --> 00:39:31,351 LET ME GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. 888 00:39:31,434 --> 00:39:34,520 THERE AIN’T NOTHING WRONG WITH BAND CAMP. 889 00:39:34,603 --> 00:39:36,439 NO, THERE’S NOT! 890 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,933 I AM THE JELLO QUEEN, BITCH. 891 00:40:21,016 --> 00:40:22,769 GO, WHITNEY! 892 00:40:22,852 --> 00:40:24,370 JELLO QUEEN! 893 00:40:24,453 --> 00:40:27,373 GET OUT, QUEEN. OKAY. 894 00:40:27,456 --> 00:40:29,976 PAM, PAM! HA HA HA! 895 00:40:30,059 --> 00:40:31,010 WHO’S THE PUSSY NOW, HUH? 896 00:40:31,093 --> 00:40:32,145 PAM! 897 00:40:32,228 --> 00:40:33,680 OKAY! PUSSY. PUSSY. 898 00:40:33,763 --> 00:40:35,448 WHERE ARE THE SHOWERS? 899 00:40:35,531 --> 00:40:36,816 MY PLACE. 900 00:40:36,899 --> 00:40:39,852 NO. THEY NEED A PROPER SHOWER. 901 00:40:39,935 --> 00:40:41,437 WHAT’S THAT? 902 00:40:43,739 --> 00:40:44,691 OKAY, OKAY. 903 00:40:44,774 --> 00:40:45,741 WOO! 904 00:41:17,206 --> 00:41:19,025 WOO! OKAY, OKAY. 905 00:41:19,108 --> 00:41:21,027 OKAY, I THINK WE’RE CLEAN NOW. 906 00:41:21,110 --> 00:41:22,111 YEAH. NOT YET. 907 00:41:27,950 --> 00:41:29,769 NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE. 908 00:41:29,852 --> 00:41:31,070 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 909 00:41:31,153 --> 00:41:32,071 CAN WE JUST HAVE OUR PRIZE, PLEASE? 910 00:41:32,154 --> 00:41:33,840 YEAH, PRIZE, PLEASE. 911 00:41:33,923 --> 00:41:35,975 YOUR PRIZE. 912 00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:38,260 UH-HUH. YEAH. 913 00:41:41,931 --> 00:41:45,852 LADIES, THERE’S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 914 00:41:45,935 --> 00:41:47,019 TA-DA. 915 00:41:47,102 --> 00:41:49,088 OKAY. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY? 916 00:41:49,171 --> 00:41:51,140 WHEN DO WE GET THE $800? 917 00:41:53,008 --> 00:41:54,160 DOLLARS? 918 00:41:54,243 --> 00:41:55,828 YEAH. UH-HUH. 919 00:41:55,911 --> 00:41:56,863 YOU’RE JOKING, RIGHT? 920 00:41:56,946 --> 00:41:58,931 NO. YOU’RE JOKING, RIGHT? 921 00:41:59,014 --> 00:42:04,103 THIS IS A BEER PROMOTION. YOU GET 4000 BUCKS BEERS. 922 00:42:04,186 --> 00:42:06,005 THAT’S 800 OUNCES. 923 00:42:06,088 --> 00:42:08,708 20 OF THESE 40 OUNCE BOTTLES. 924 00:42:08,791 --> 00:42:09,942 WHAT THE FUCK? 925 00:42:10,025 --> 00:42:11,210 THEY’RE GOOD. 926 00:42:11,293 --> 00:42:15,715 OMFG, I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. 927 00:42:15,798 --> 00:42:17,049 ME? 928 00:42:17,132 --> 00:42:18,634 BUT... 929 00:42:20,936 --> 00:42:22,922 MORE FOR US? 930 00:42:23,005 --> 00:42:24,507 GOOD. 931 00:42:25,474 --> 00:42:26,692 AND IT’S NOT BAD. 932 00:42:26,775 --> 00:42:28,027 I KNOW, RIGHT? 933 00:42:28,110 --> 00:42:30,329 BULLSHIT. NO, THEY’RE GOOD. 934 00:42:30,412 --> 00:42:31,947 BULLSHIT. BETTER THAN DOLLARS. 935 00:42:36,151 --> 00:42:39,539 HONEY, YOU DON’T NEED TO REMIND ME. 936 00:42:39,622 --> 00:42:41,541 NO. 937 00:42:41,624 --> 00:42:44,143 LOOK, I’M FULLY AWARE THE DEAN’S YOUR BROTHER. 938 00:42:44,226 --> 00:42:46,345 WHAT? 939 00:42:46,428 --> 00:42:49,182 WHY WOULD THE PLUMBER NEED TO SPEND THE NIGHT? 940 00:42:49,265 --> 00:42:51,451 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 941 00:42:51,534 --> 00:42:53,119 I’M NOT BUYING THAT. 942 00:42:53,202 --> 00:42:54,554 THERE AIN’T NO LEAK BIG ENOUGH 943 00:42:54,637 --> 00:42:57,490 WHERE HE HAS TO BE THERE ALL NIGHT LONG. 944 00:42:57,573 --> 00:42:59,592 YEAH? 945 00:42:59,675 --> 00:43:02,528 WELL, OKAY. 946 00:43:02,611 --> 00:43:04,864 IF THAT’S THE WAY YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS. 947 00:43:04,947 --> 00:43:06,248 BYE. 948 00:43:07,683 --> 00:43:11,237 BITCH. 949 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,923 SHIT, WHAT’S GOING ON HERE? 950 00:43:15,157 --> 00:43:17,626 IS THIS A FLAT TIRE, OR WHAT? 951 00:43:18,961 --> 00:43:20,396 OH, MAN. 952 00:43:27,269 --> 00:43:29,405 AND I’M SO CLOSE. 953 00:43:30,806 --> 00:43:32,341 SHOOT. 954 00:43:39,615 --> 00:43:40,566 HI. 955 00:43:40,649 --> 00:43:43,102 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH SPRING BREAK? 956 00:43:43,185 --> 00:43:44,437 LET IT GO, ALREADY. 957 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,239 I’M NOT SOME BIBLE-THUMPING CRAZY. 958 00:43:46,322 --> 00:43:47,940 THIS IS ABOUT THE TOWN. 959 00:43:48,023 --> 00:43:49,175 OH, PLEASE. 960 00:43:49,258 --> 00:43:50,309 THIS IS ABOUT YOU. 961 00:43:50,392 --> 00:43:51,978 THIS IS ABOUT INJUSTICE. 962 00:43:52,061 --> 00:43:54,614 THIS IS ABOUT GETTING LAID, WHICH YOU CLEARLY NEED. 963 00:43:54,697 --> 00:43:58,117 EW. I WOULD NEVER HOOK UP WITH SOME BEER-GUZZLING SPRING BREAKER. 964 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,853 WHO’S TO SAY THEY WANT TO HOOK UP WITH YOU? 965 00:44:00,936 --> 00:44:03,356 I HATE THIS. I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. 966 00:44:03,439 --> 00:44:06,425 I LIKE REAL MEN, NOT FOOLISH BOYS. 967 00:44:06,508 --> 00:44:08,594 YOU KNOW WHAT? 968 00:44:08,677 --> 00:44:12,265 YOU JUST NEED SOME LD ALL UP IN THERE. 969 00:44:12,348 --> 00:44:13,366 LD? 970 00:44:13,449 --> 00:44:15,601 LONG... FORGET IT. 971 00:44:15,684 --> 00:44:18,004 YOU DON’T KNOW ME. YOU DON’T KNOW THIS TOWN. 972 00:44:18,087 --> 00:44:19,305 THEY NEED GUIDANCE. 973 00:44:19,388 --> 00:44:21,007 OH, AND YOU’RE GOING TO SHOW THEM? 974 00:44:21,090 --> 00:44:22,041 I DON’T WANT TO, 975 00:44:22,124 --> 00:44:23,442 BUT YES. 976 00:44:23,525 --> 00:44:25,311 WHAT’S THE END GAME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 977 00:44:25,394 --> 00:44:29,115 WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH? JUST TAKE AWAY EVERYONE’S FUN? 978 00:44:29,198 --> 00:44:30,650 NO. WE CAN STILL HAVE FUN. 979 00:44:30,733 --> 00:44:33,786 LIKE BOARD GAMES. TWISTER, CRAZY EIGHTS. 980 00:44:33,869 --> 00:44:36,038 GOOD, CLEAN FUN. 981 00:44:39,375 --> 00:44:41,527 BULLSHIT! PRUDE! 982 00:44:41,610 --> 00:44:43,396 EVERY FUCKING YEAR WITH THIS. 983 00:44:43,479 --> 00:44:45,431 LET’S GET OUT OF HERE, DUDE. 984 00:44:45,514 --> 00:44:47,934 FUCKING BAND GEEKS. 985 00:44:48,017 --> 00:44:49,885 OH, BUT... 986 00:44:54,390 --> 00:44:56,558 GUYS, WAIT. 987 00:44:57,893 --> 00:44:59,845 WAIT. 988 00:44:59,928 --> 00:45:01,414 YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR, 989 00:45:01,497 --> 00:45:03,282 AND LEFT FRANNY PRACTICALLY CATATONIC. 990 00:45:03,365 --> 00:45:04,984 FOR BEER! 991 00:45:05,067 --> 00:45:06,686 I SAID I WAS SORRY. 992 00:45:06,769 --> 00:45:08,688 I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS WRESTLING. 993 00:45:08,771 --> 00:45:12,491 DO YOU THINK I WOULD LET FRANNY DO JELLO WRESTLING? 994 00:45:12,574 --> 00:45:13,942 NO, I WOULDN’T DO THAT. 995 00:45:15,077 --> 00:45:17,129 I DON’T THINK YOU SHOULD SAY JELLO AGAIN. 996 00:45:17,212 --> 00:45:18,564 OH, SORRY. 997 00:45:18,647 --> 00:45:20,533 JELLO. JELLO. JELLO! 998 00:45:20,616 --> 00:45:22,401 JELLO. JELLO. JELLO! 999 00:45:22,484 --> 00:45:24,136 STOP IT! 1000 00:45:24,219 --> 00:45:25,421 GOD. 1001 00:45:27,056 --> 00:45:29,425 IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE. 1002 00:45:33,796 --> 00:45:35,514 LOOK, YOU GUYS, I SAID I WAS SORRY. 1003 00:45:35,597 --> 00:45:36,983 I KNOW, ZOE. 1004 00:45:37,066 --> 00:45:39,134 THESE THINGS JUST HAPPEN. 1005 00:45:40,402 --> 00:45:43,055 LOOK, GUYS, THIS IS IT. 1006 00:45:43,138 --> 00:45:44,590 WE CAN STILL MAKE NATIONALS. 1007 00:45:44,673 --> 00:45:46,092 OH, LORD. LOOK. 1008 00:45:46,175 --> 00:45:47,627 FORGET IT. NO. 1009 00:45:47,710 --> 00:45:49,228 NO, GUYS, LOOK, THIS IS IT. 1010 00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:52,365 WE’RE NOT SHOWING OUR TITS AGAIN AND WINNING BEER. 1011 00:45:52,448 --> 00:45:53,933 OKAY, LET’S JUST GO TO A MOTEL. 1012 00:45:54,016 --> 00:45:55,134 I SECOND THAT. 1013 00:45:55,217 --> 00:45:57,737 THERE’S NO MONEY, IT’S JUST A SCAM. 1014 00:45:57,820 --> 00:45:59,038 NO, BUT LOOK AT THE PRIZE. 1015 00:45:59,121 --> 00:46:01,607 A TRIP TO MIAMI FOR 30 ON A PARTY BUS? 1016 00:46:01,690 --> 00:46:03,109 WHAT’S A PARTY BUS? 1017 00:46:03,192 --> 00:46:05,378 IT’S A BIG-ASS BUS THAT CAN CARRY ALL OF US. 1018 00:46:05,461 --> 00:46:07,696 AND THE BAND, AND OUR INSTRUMENTS. 1019 00:46:08,831 --> 00:46:10,683 COME ON. 1020 00:46:10,766 --> 00:46:12,118 NO WAY. I’M OUT. 1021 00:46:12,201 --> 00:46:13,886 ALL RIGHT, ZOE? I’M DONE WITH YOUR IDIOCY. 1022 00:46:13,969 --> 00:46:16,155 I’M NOT BARING MY BREASTS TO A BUNCH OF PERVERTS. 1023 00:46:16,238 --> 00:46:17,423 YOU JUST DID. YEAH. 1024 00:46:17,506 --> 00:46:19,158 WELL, RIGHT, BUT... 1025 00:46:19,241 --> 00:46:21,227 I’M NOT DOING IT AGAIN. 1026 00:46:21,310 --> 00:46:23,512 BUT WAIT... 1027 00:46:27,316 --> 00:46:29,268 LOOK, I’M NOT DOING IT, OKAY? 1028 00:46:29,351 --> 00:46:30,636 SO JUST GET OVER IT, ZOE. 1029 00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:32,705 WELL, OKAY. OKAY. 1030 00:46:32,788 --> 00:46:36,992 IN REALITY, I WASN’T ACTUALLY THINKING OF YOU DOING IT. 1031 00:46:38,227 --> 00:46:39,645 THEN WHO? 1032 00:46:39,728 --> 00:46:41,781 WELL, IN REALITY, OBJECTIVELY, 1033 00:46:41,864 --> 00:46:46,018 THERE’S ONLY ONE OF US HERE WITH THE PERFECTLY SHAPED BREASTS NEEDED 1034 00:46:46,101 --> 00:46:47,353 TO WIN THIS COMPETITION. 1035 00:46:47,436 --> 00:46:48,688 OH, YEAH? AND WHO’S THAT, YOU? 1036 00:46:48,771 --> 00:46:50,756 NO, NOT ME. ALICE. 1037 00:46:50,839 --> 00:46:52,458 ME? NO. 1038 00:46:52,541 --> 00:46:56,929 THEY ARE PERFECTLY SHAPED. 1039 00:46:57,012 --> 00:46:59,498 SYMMETRICAL. 1040 00:46:59,581 --> 00:47:01,901 IT’S TRUE. YOU COULD BE IN PLAYBOY. 1041 00:47:01,984 --> 00:47:03,169 YOU REALLY THINK SO? 1042 00:47:03,252 --> 00:47:04,570 MM-HMM. YEAH. 1043 00:47:04,653 --> 00:47:07,440 WOW, CRAIG HAS NEVER SAID ANYTHING. 1044 00:47:07,523 --> 00:47:10,443 OH, HONEY. CRAIG’S GAY. 1045 00:47:10,526 --> 00:47:12,712 HE’S A POLE-SMOKING BUTT-PIRATE. 1046 00:47:12,795 --> 00:47:14,046 NO, HE CAN’T BE. 1047 00:47:14,129 --> 00:47:15,948 HE’S JUST GOT A TINY PENIS. 1048 00:47:16,031 --> 00:47:17,483 NOT IN FRONT OF GUYS. 1049 00:47:17,566 --> 00:47:19,051 IT’S KIND OF CUTE. 1050 00:47:19,134 --> 00:47:22,221 HELLO, ALICE, THIS IS LITTLE CRAIG. 1051 00:47:22,304 --> 00:47:23,856 WANNA DO IT? 1052 00:47:23,939 --> 00:47:26,258 THERE’S NOTHING CUTE ABOUT BEING SMALL. YES, I DO. 1053 00:47:26,341 --> 00:47:29,295 BUT ALICE, IN REALITY, YOU WOULDN’T ACTUALLY BE GETTING NAKED. 1054 00:47:29,378 --> 00:47:32,732 I WOULDN’T? NO, IT’S A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST. 1055 00:47:32,815 --> 00:47:34,266 YOU KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON. 1056 00:47:34,349 --> 00:47:35,267 YEAH, BUT STILL. 1057 00:47:35,350 --> 00:47:36,902 JESUS CHRIST. 1058 00:47:36,985 --> 00:47:39,171 YOU FLASHED YOUR TITS IN FRONT OF AN ENTIRE COMMUNITY COLLEGE. 1059 00:47:39,254 --> 00:47:40,673 THAT IS TRUE. 1060 00:47:40,756 --> 00:47:42,208 TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM. 1061 00:47:42,291 --> 00:47:43,442 OKAY! 1062 00:47:43,525 --> 00:47:44,944 OKAY, GREAT. 1063 00:47:45,027 --> 00:47:46,345 WELL, WE HAVE TO HURRY. IT STARTS IN FIVE MINUTES. 1064 00:47:46,428 --> 00:47:47,780 OKAY. OKAY. 1065 00:47:47,863 --> 00:47:50,732 WELL, THIS IS THE WAY. 1066 00:47:53,502 --> 00:47:55,554 DO WE HAVE TO WALK ACROSS THIS THING? 1067 00:47:55,637 --> 00:47:58,941 UH, WELL, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO NATIONALS, OR NOT? 1068 00:48:00,609 --> 00:48:02,544 I GUESS. 1069 00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:11,504 WHAT IS THIS, THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES? 1070 00:48:11,587 --> 00:48:12,872 IS THAT BAD? 1071 00:48:12,955 --> 00:48:14,640 WATCH OUT FOR ALLIGATORS. 1072 00:48:14,723 --> 00:48:17,443 ALLIGATORS? BUT THEY’RE CUTE. 1073 00:48:17,526 --> 00:48:20,980 AND SNAKES. SNAKES ARE... CUTE, TOO. 1074 00:48:21,063 --> 00:48:23,048 JESUS, HONEY. SHIT LOOKS CUTE TO YOU. 1075 00:48:23,131 --> 00:48:26,418 NO. WELL, CRAIG MAKES THESE LITTLE... 1076 00:48:26,501 --> 00:48:27,453 NO! NO, NO, NO, 1077 00:48:27,536 --> 00:48:30,256 STOP. YOU GUYS... 1078 00:48:30,339 --> 00:48:31,940 MUSIC! 1079 00:48:34,343 --> 00:48:35,811 OOH! 1080 00:48:37,779 --> 00:48:40,282 ♪ 1081 00:48:47,322 --> 00:48:48,440 OKAY, YOU READY? 1082 00:48:48,523 --> 00:48:49,642 I’M READY. OKAY. YOU READY? 1083 00:48:49,725 --> 00:48:50,709 I’M READY. YOU READY? 1084 00:48:50,792 --> 00:48:51,710 I’M READY. YOU READY? 1085 00:48:51,793 --> 00:48:52,912 KILL ME NOW. 1086 00:48:52,995 --> 00:48:54,296 I’M READY. OKAY. 1087 00:49:02,771 --> 00:49:04,957 HEY, COME ON. 1088 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,109 WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOU GUYS? 1089 00:49:09,044 --> 00:49:11,313 IT’S THE SLANTED PEDAL ON THE RIGHT. 1090 00:49:12,381 --> 00:49:14,616 OH, MAN! 1091 00:49:17,286 --> 00:49:20,473 HEY. 1092 00:49:20,556 --> 00:49:23,075 HERE YOU GO, SIGN RIGHT THERE. 1093 00:49:23,158 --> 00:49:24,310 EXCELLENT. 1094 00:49:24,393 --> 00:49:25,411 NUMBER ONE. 1095 00:49:25,494 --> 00:49:26,612 NEXT? 1096 00:49:26,695 --> 00:49:28,314 WELCOME. 1097 00:49:28,397 --> 00:49:29,682 SIGN HERE, PLEASE. 1098 00:49:29,765 --> 00:49:31,584 THOSE ARE GOING TO BE GREAT. 1099 00:49:31,667 --> 00:49:33,201 YES. 1100 00:49:34,836 --> 00:49:36,422 DO YOU GUYS RUN EVERYTHING HERE? 1101 00:49:36,505 --> 00:49:38,757 EVERYTHING SPRING BREAK RELATED. 1102 00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,626 WHY, YOU GOING TO TRY TO SHUT THIS DOWN, TOO? 1103 00:49:40,709 --> 00:49:42,695 UH, NO. NOT THIS TIME. 1104 00:49:42,778 --> 00:49:45,130 I’M HERE TO SHOW YOU MY FRIEND’S TA-TAS. 1105 00:49:45,213 --> 00:49:47,299 AH, WE CAN SEE THAT. 1106 00:49:47,382 --> 00:49:49,668 WELL PLAYED, MADAM. 1107 00:49:49,751 --> 00:49:52,338 YOU WILL BE THE NUMBER "THREE", 1108 00:49:52,421 --> 00:49:53,405 AS IN ONE, TWO, THREE. 1109 00:49:53,488 --> 00:49:54,740 HERE YOU GO. 1110 00:49:54,823 --> 00:49:56,792 SEE COP DUDE OVER THERE? 1111 00:49:57,759 --> 00:49:59,511 UH, YEAH. WHAT ABOUT HIM? 1112 00:49:59,594 --> 00:50:01,280 HE SAYS TO TELL YOU THIS: 1113 00:50:01,363 --> 00:50:03,916 NO NUDITY. 1114 00:50:03,999 --> 00:50:07,119 THIS SPRING BREAK BAN THAT YOU STARTED SUCKS ASS. 1115 00:50:07,202 --> 00:50:10,356 WELL, THANK YOU, BUT I DID NOT START IT. 1116 00:50:10,439 --> 00:50:11,991 I’M JUST FINISHING IT. 1117 00:50:12,074 --> 00:50:13,976 AND TRUST ME, THERE WILL BE NO NUDITY. 1118 00:50:16,078 --> 00:50:17,696 ALL RIGHT. NEXT? 1119 00:50:17,779 --> 00:50:19,948 OH, THERE SHE IS. 1120 00:50:21,149 --> 00:50:23,285 YES, OKAY. OKAY. YOU’RE GOING TO GO. 1121 00:50:31,126 --> 00:50:33,212 ALICE, YOU NEED TO TAKE OFF YOUR BRA. 1122 00:50:33,295 --> 00:50:34,179 I DO? 1123 00:50:34,262 --> 00:50:36,264 YEAH, IF YOU WANT A CHANCE AT WINNING. 1124 00:50:43,338 --> 00:50:44,390 YOU GOT THIS. 1125 00:50:44,473 --> 00:50:45,707 OKAY. OKAY. 1126 00:50:49,044 --> 00:50:51,563 HERE’S THAT. GOOD JOB. 1127 00:50:51,646 --> 00:50:52,848 THANKS. 1128 00:50:55,350 --> 00:50:56,969 OKAY, WELCOME. 1129 00:50:57,052 --> 00:51:00,506 SPRING BREAKS’ NUMBER ONE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST. 1130 00:51:00,589 --> 00:51:02,257 LET’S GIVE IT UP FOR THE GIRLS! 1131 00:51:07,496 --> 00:51:09,315 GO ALICE! 1132 00:51:09,398 --> 00:51:12,618 ALL RIGHT, FIRST UP WE GOT CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE. 1133 00:51:12,701 --> 00:51:14,336 LET’S GET HER WET. 1134 00:51:16,138 --> 00:51:18,607 YEAH. 1135 00:51:27,682 --> 00:51:30,485 WOO. YEAH, GIRL. SHAKE IT. 1136 00:51:39,194 --> 00:51:40,346 GREAT JOB. 1137 00:51:40,429 --> 00:51:41,547 ALL RIGHT. 1138 00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:44,984 NEXT UP WE’VE GOT CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO. 1139 00:51:45,067 --> 00:51:46,385 WOO! 1140 00:51:46,468 --> 00:51:48,103 LET’S GO! 1141 00:52:01,717 --> 00:52:04,252 WOO! 1142 00:52:10,659 --> 00:52:12,177 YEAH! 1143 00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:14,947 ALL RIGHT, LET’S HEAR IT FOR CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO. 1144 00:52:15,030 --> 00:52:18,384 NEXT UP, WE’VE GOT CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE. 1145 00:52:18,467 --> 00:52:19,952 IT SEEMS LIKE WE’VE GOT A NERVOUS ONE HERE. 1146 00:52:20,035 --> 00:52:21,670 GIVE HER A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT. 1147 00:52:23,438 --> 00:52:24,423 YEAH! 1148 00:52:24,506 --> 00:52:27,092 WOO! 1149 00:52:27,175 --> 00:52:28,810 THAT A GIRL. 1150 00:52:30,545 --> 00:52:32,314 YES! 1151 00:52:48,096 --> 00:52:51,417 WELL, IT’S CLOSE. 1152 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,886 BUT I THINK THAT... 1153 00:52:53,969 --> 00:52:55,303 AM I TOO LATE? 1154 00:52:59,341 --> 00:53:03,028 OH, WAIT JUST A SECOND. LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A LATE MINUTE ENTRY. 1155 00:53:03,111 --> 00:53:04,946 WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS? SHOULD WE LET HER COMPETE? 1156 00:53:10,018 --> 00:53:11,586 LET’S GET IT. 1157 00:53:22,531 --> 00:53:24,966 YEAH. LOOK AT THAT! 1158 00:53:28,637 --> 00:53:31,006 OH, OH! 1159 00:53:33,808 --> 00:53:35,160 WAIT A MINUTE. 1160 00:53:35,243 --> 00:53:37,930 TAKE IT OFF. TAKE IT OFF. 1161 00:53:38,013 --> 00:53:41,616 OH. OH! 1162 00:53:46,855 --> 00:53:48,590 YES! 1163 00:54:04,506 --> 00:54:07,459 NO! NO, NO. NO! 1164 00:54:07,542 --> 00:54:08,944 NO! 1165 00:54:12,981 --> 00:54:14,933 ACCORDING TO STATUTE 269, 1166 00:54:15,016 --> 00:54:17,970 WHICH FORBIDS LEWDNESS WITHIN 10 FEET OF A GOVERNMENT BUILDING... 1167 00:54:18,053 --> 00:54:20,405 I SAID NO NUDITY! DIDN’T YOU TELL HER? 1168 00:54:20,488 --> 00:54:21,740 STAY THERE. NO NUDITY! 1169 00:54:21,823 --> 00:54:23,275 COME ON! 1170 00:54:23,358 --> 00:54:27,095 IT’S NOT MY FAULT, THEY JUST WANTED TO BE FREE. 1171 00:54:31,766 --> 00:54:33,201 COME ON, LET’S GO. 1172 00:54:34,236 --> 00:54:35,621 WE’RE GONNA GET ARRESTED. 1173 00:54:35,704 --> 00:54:37,689 BUT... 1174 00:54:37,772 --> 00:54:39,541 UH... 1175 00:54:44,145 --> 00:54:45,697 I’M SO ASHAMED. 1176 00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:49,234 IT WASN’T YOUR FAULT, OKAY? 1177 00:54:49,317 --> 00:54:50,836 IT WAS ZOE’S. NO, NOT ZOE. 1178 00:54:50,919 --> 00:54:53,572 DID SHE EVEN TELL YOU THAT THERE COULDN’T BE NUDITY? 1179 00:54:53,655 --> 00:54:55,140 NO. 1180 00:54:55,223 --> 00:54:57,176 I DIDN’T KNOW SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE OFF HER SHIRT. 1181 00:54:57,259 --> 00:55:01,480 AGAIN, SHE FLASHED AN ENTIRE REGIONAL FINAL. 1182 00:55:01,563 --> 00:55:03,015 NOT INTENTIONALLY. 1183 00:55:03,098 --> 00:55:05,000 I KNOW. THAT WAS YOU FAULT, TOO. 1184 00:55:07,769 --> 00:55:09,321 HI, GIRLS. 1185 00:55:09,404 --> 00:55:11,924 WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOKS LIKE YOU WON YOUR DAY, DIDN’T YOU? 1186 00:55:12,007 --> 00:55:12,925 YEP. 1187 00:55:13,008 --> 00:55:14,760 YOU HERE TO GLOAT? YEP. 1188 00:55:14,843 --> 00:55:16,195 CAN I HIT HER NOW? 1189 00:55:16,278 --> 00:55:18,697 NO. SHE’S PRETTY AND HER HAIR SMELLS NICE. 1190 00:55:18,780 --> 00:55:20,499 REALLY? MM-HMM. 1191 00:55:20,582 --> 00:55:21,616 SMELL. 1192 00:55:22,784 --> 00:55:24,970 UGH! DAMN IT, SHE’S RIGHT. 1193 00:55:25,053 --> 00:55:26,288 THANKS. 1194 00:55:27,555 --> 00:55:29,074 ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? 1195 00:55:29,157 --> 00:55:32,211 ZACH’S GONE. HE’S GONE! 1196 00:55:32,294 --> 00:55:33,979 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW? 1197 00:55:34,062 --> 00:55:38,650 COME MONDAY, I’M GOING BACK TO BEING AN ACCOUNTANT. 1198 00:55:38,733 --> 00:55:41,954 YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. I TURN INTO A PUMPKIN. 1199 00:55:42,037 --> 00:55:45,524 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY WEEKEND. 1200 00:55:45,607 --> 00:55:49,477 MINE. UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG AND MESSED IT UP. 1201 00:55:50,445 --> 00:55:52,414 I CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. 1202 00:55:53,949 --> 00:55:55,684 I SUCK AT LIFE. 1203 00:55:58,620 --> 00:56:00,505 UM, GIRLS? 1204 00:56:00,588 --> 00:56:01,707 HELLO? 1205 00:56:01,790 --> 00:56:04,343 WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER? 1206 00:56:04,426 --> 00:56:06,545 ME? I DIDN’T... SHE DID THIS. 1207 00:56:06,628 --> 00:56:10,115 ZOE IS THE SMARTEST, NICEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD. 1208 00:56:10,198 --> 00:56:12,017 SHE SAVES KITTENS, 1209 00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:14,019 AND SHE LETS ME COPY HER HOMEWORK. 1210 00:56:14,102 --> 00:56:16,788 SO LEAVE HER ALONE. 1211 00:56:16,871 --> 00:56:17,889 HMPH. 1212 00:56:17,972 --> 00:56:19,524 I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING. 1213 00:56:19,607 --> 00:56:22,060 SHE WAS FINE UNTIL ALL Y’ALL SHOWED UP. 1214 00:56:22,143 --> 00:56:23,929 Y’ALL ARE A BUNCH OF FREAKS. 1215 00:56:24,012 --> 00:56:26,698 WE’RE NOT FREAKS, WE’RE IN THE MARCHING BAND. 1216 00:56:26,781 --> 00:56:30,685 WE’D BE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS IF GOD DIDN’T HATE US SO MUCH. 1217 00:56:35,056 --> 00:56:37,525 WAIT. 1218 00:56:40,829 --> 00:56:43,098 AND I LIKE THAT. 1219 00:57:04,652 --> 00:57:06,972 OH, MAN. 1220 00:57:07,055 --> 00:57:09,657 FIRST A FLAT, NOW NO GAS. 1221 00:57:11,426 --> 00:57:13,779 HEY, HOW YOU DOING. HEY, GUYS! 1222 00:57:13,862 --> 00:57:16,081 HI, HELLO! 1223 00:57:16,164 --> 00:57:17,916 FUCK YOUR MOM LATER. 1224 00:57:17,999 --> 00:57:21,636 YOU ASSHOLES. 1225 00:57:30,111 --> 00:57:32,264 SORRY, YOU’RE FINE GENTLEMEN. 1226 00:57:32,347 --> 00:57:33,498 IT’S COOL. 1227 00:57:33,581 --> 00:57:34,933 YOU WANT TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS? 1228 00:57:35,016 --> 00:57:37,502 NO, I DON’T. YOU GUYS AREN’T ASSHOLES. 1229 00:57:37,585 --> 00:57:38,704 ACTUALLY, YOU’RE JUST FINE YOUNG GENTLEMEN. 1230 00:57:38,787 --> 00:57:40,973 YEAH, YOU ARE. 1231 00:57:41,056 --> 00:57:42,541 IT’S COOL. IS IT? 1232 00:57:42,624 --> 00:57:43,858 YEAH. 1233 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,653 DEAN, I’M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET TO THE PHONE, 1234 00:57:54,736 --> 00:57:56,588 I DON’T THINK. 1235 00:57:56,671 --> 00:57:58,840 I GUESS IT’S GOING TO GO TO MESSAGE. 1236 00:58:01,342 --> 00:58:03,662 WHAT A DAY. 1237 00:58:03,745 --> 00:58:06,247 OH, SHIT. 1238 00:58:10,351 --> 00:58:11,570 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 1239 00:58:11,653 --> 00:58:12,904 WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I’M DOING? 1240 00:58:12,987 --> 00:58:14,422 CLEANING UP. 1241 00:58:15,990 --> 00:58:17,542 BUT SPRING BREAK ISN’T OVER. 1242 00:58:17,625 --> 00:58:18,810 YES, IT IS. 1243 00:58:18,893 --> 00:58:21,646 THE MAYOR’S OFFICE JUST GOT MY PETITION, 1244 00:58:21,729 --> 00:58:23,582 AND SHE IS VERY CLOSE TO SIGNING THE BAN. 1245 00:58:23,665 --> 00:58:25,884 WE WON. THANKS, GIRLS. 1246 00:58:25,967 --> 00:58:27,085 YOU’RE WELCOME. 1247 00:58:27,168 --> 00:58:28,720 WE DIDN’T WANT SPRING BREAK TO END. 1248 00:58:28,803 --> 00:58:30,222 WE JUST WANTED TO GO TO MIAMI. 1249 00:58:30,305 --> 00:58:32,591 OH, WELL. THERE’S MORE WORK TO BE DONE. 1250 00:58:32,674 --> 00:58:33,792 SEE YA. 1251 00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:35,210 BYE. 1252 00:58:36,077 --> 00:58:37,963 GOD, I HATE HER. 1253 00:58:38,046 --> 00:58:40,031 AND HER BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HAIR. 1254 00:58:40,114 --> 00:58:41,900 JUST FORGET HER, OKAY? 1255 00:58:41,983 --> 00:58:44,202 LET’S JUST GO FIND COACH GILL AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 1256 00:58:44,285 --> 00:58:46,171 I’M REALLY, REALLY SORRY. 1257 00:58:46,254 --> 00:58:48,323 HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO APOLOGIZE? 1258 00:58:49,657 --> 00:58:51,643 GOD, I’M NOT EVEN MAD AT YOU ANYMORE. 1259 00:58:51,726 --> 00:58:55,247 I MEAN, I KNOW YOU’RE NOT INTENTIONALLY TRYING TO SCREW US. 1260 00:58:55,330 --> 00:58:57,549 IT’S JUST THAT YOU ALWAYS TEND TO FIND A WAY 1261 00:58:57,632 --> 00:59:00,819 TO MESS THINGS UP. IT’S JUST YOU. 1262 00:59:00,902 --> 00:59:02,854 SAVE IT, OKAY? 1263 00:59:02,937 --> 00:59:05,857 MY LIFE IS RUINED. 1264 00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:07,192 IT’S OVER. 1265 00:59:07,275 --> 00:59:10,128 I MIGHT AS WELL ACCEPT IT. 1266 00:59:10,211 --> 00:59:12,547 OH, I NEED A DRINK. 1267 00:59:29,864 --> 00:59:31,716 WOW. 1268 00:59:31,799 --> 00:59:34,753 ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET’S GET A TABLE. 1269 00:59:34,836 --> 00:59:36,121 OKAY. 1270 00:59:36,204 --> 00:59:37,322 YOU! 1271 00:59:37,405 --> 00:59:39,090 STOP FOLLOWING US. 1272 00:59:39,173 --> 00:59:41,893 HI, ZACH. HI, VANCE. AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN JAIL? 1273 00:59:41,976 --> 00:59:44,362 MY UNCLE’S THE SHERIFF, SO... 1274 00:59:44,445 --> 00:59:45,597 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, DOUCHEBAGS, 1275 00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:46,998 WE’RE JUST HERE TO SIT IN THE CORNER 1276 00:59:47,081 --> 00:59:49,434 DRINK AWAY OUR SORROWS WHILE WE WAIT FOR OUR RIDE. 1277 00:59:49,517 --> 00:59:52,070 YOU DON’T NEED TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT US ANYMORE. 1278 00:59:52,153 --> 00:59:53,472 WHERE’S THE FUN IN THAT? 1279 00:59:53,555 --> 00:59:55,874 BESIDES, ZOE ALREADY RUINED OUR SPRING BREAK. 1280 00:59:55,957 --> 00:59:58,610 YOU MIGHT AS WELL STICK AROUND AND RUIN THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 1281 00:59:58,693 --> 01:00:00,745 EXCUSE ME. 1282 01:00:00,828 --> 01:00:02,397 ZOE. 1283 01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:07,435 SHOTS. LET’S GET FUCKED UP. 1284 01:00:14,242 --> 01:00:15,977 HA! 1285 01:00:18,079 --> 01:00:19,364 ARE YOU OKAY? 1286 01:00:19,447 --> 01:00:21,466 WELL, NOT REALLY. I’M HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY. 1287 01:00:21,549 --> 01:00:23,535 CAN I? YEAH, WOULD YOU? 1288 01:00:23,618 --> 01:00:25,653 IF YOU COULD UNTIE THAT, IT’S BE REALLY GREAT. 1289 01:00:30,925 --> 01:00:32,043 WHAT HAPPENED? 1290 01:00:32,126 --> 01:00:33,945 IT’S THOSE DAMN SPRING BREAKERS. 1291 01:00:34,028 --> 01:00:35,514 WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS TIME 1292 01:00:35,597 --> 01:00:37,115 THAT BRINGS OUT THE ANIMAL IN US? 1293 01:00:37,198 --> 01:00:38,617 BOY, I TELL YOU. 1294 01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:39,784 IT’S A LACK OF MORAL GUIDANCE, 1295 01:00:39,867 --> 01:00:42,954 BAD PARENTING, GLOBAL WARMING, 1296 01:00:43,037 --> 01:00:45,006 POP CULTURE. YES. 1297 01:00:46,941 --> 01:00:47,893 WHOA. 1298 01:00:47,976 --> 01:00:49,928 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1299 01:00:50,011 --> 01:00:53,698 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I’M MARRIED AND EVERYTHING. 1300 01:00:53,781 --> 01:00:56,568 WELL THE THING IS, IS THAT MY WIFE 1301 01:00:56,651 --> 01:00:58,970 HAD THE PLUMBER SPEND THE NIGHT. 1302 01:00:59,053 --> 01:01:00,822 SO WHAT THE FUCK? 1303 01:01:07,528 --> 01:01:08,997 ZOE, WAIT. 1304 01:01:10,431 --> 01:01:11,616 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1305 01:01:11,699 --> 01:01:13,852 I CAN GET US THE MONEY. 1306 01:01:13,935 --> 01:01:15,820 WHAT, SELL YOUR... 1307 01:01:15,903 --> 01:01:18,256 NO, NO. YOU CAN’T SELL CHARLIE. 1308 01:01:18,339 --> 01:01:19,324 YOU LOVE THAT THING. 1309 01:01:19,407 --> 01:01:20,592 BUT YOU SAID... 1310 01:01:20,675 --> 01:01:23,929 LOOK, I KNOW I GIVE YOU A HARD TIME, BUT... 1311 01:01:24,012 --> 01:01:26,865 IT’S JUST BECAUSE I LOVE TO WIN MORE THAN ANYTHING, 1312 01:01:26,948 --> 01:01:29,701 AND YOU ALWAYS TEND TO MESS THINGS UP. 1313 01:01:29,784 --> 01:01:31,819 BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS. 1314 01:01:33,421 --> 01:01:35,556 LOOK... 1315 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:42,681 I AM JUST SO TIRED, AND THIS TRIP IS A DISASTER. 1316 01:01:42,764 --> 01:01:46,685 LOOK, IF I CAN GET US THE MONEY TO GET TO MIAMI 1317 01:01:46,768 --> 01:01:48,987 BY SELLING CHARLIE, THEN... 1318 01:01:49,070 --> 01:01:52,057 KIND OF THOUGHT YOU LOVED THIS EUPHONIUM MORE THAN ANYTHING. 1319 01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:55,927 WE HAVE THE CHANCE TO BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD. 1320 01:01:56,010 --> 01:01:58,630 OKAY? THE BEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 1321 01:01:58,713 --> 01:02:01,733 WELL, TECHNICALLY, JUST THE COUNTRY. 1322 01:02:01,816 --> 01:02:03,201 BUT, OKAY. 1323 01:02:03,284 --> 01:02:06,004 LOOK, I... 1324 01:02:06,087 --> 01:02:08,707 I’VE BEEN KIND OF A BITCH TO YOU ON THIS TRIP. 1325 01:02:08,790 --> 01:02:09,708 NO DOUBT. 1326 01:02:09,791 --> 01:02:11,893 I PROBABLY OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 1327 01:02:13,294 --> 01:02:14,813 IT’S OKAY. 1328 01:02:14,896 --> 01:02:17,349 IT’S JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 1329 01:02:17,432 --> 01:02:19,734 AND I’M THE WAY I AM. 1330 01:02:21,969 --> 01:02:23,371 YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 1331 01:02:24,439 --> 01:02:26,541 IT’S NATIONALS. 1332 01:02:28,176 --> 01:02:30,645 YEAH. 1333 01:02:36,584 --> 01:02:38,119 SHE’S ALL RIGHT. 1334 01:02:39,987 --> 01:02:43,642 SO WHAT DO YOU TWO DO WHEN YOU’RE NOT DRUNK, CRAZY SPRING BREAKERS? 1335 01:02:43,725 --> 01:02:47,545 I’M A LONELY, PATHETIC ACCOUNTANT. 1336 01:02:47,628 --> 01:02:49,581 I TEACH SPECIAL ED KIDS. 1337 01:02:49,664 --> 01:02:51,349 YOU TEACH RETARDS? 1338 01:02:51,432 --> 01:02:53,585 RETARDS ARE CUTE. 1339 01:02:53,668 --> 01:02:55,453 WHAT IS THAT, A LINE, OR SOMETHING? 1340 01:02:55,536 --> 01:02:57,522 NO, I LOVE MY RETARDS. 1341 01:02:57,605 --> 01:02:59,207 WE CAME HERE ON A SHORT BUS. 1342 01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:02,477 OH! 1343 01:03:03,745 --> 01:03:06,264 I’M NOT DOING THAT. UH-UH. 1344 01:03:06,347 --> 01:03:07,799 WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? 1345 01:03:07,882 --> 01:03:11,436 WIN THAT, AND THAT’LL GET YOU SOME REAL WAMPUM. 1346 01:03:11,519 --> 01:03:12,604 ENOUGH TO CHARTER A BUS. 1347 01:03:12,687 --> 01:03:14,305 GET YOU TO NATIONALS. 1348 01:03:14,388 --> 01:03:17,275 THAT WAS A GOOD EFFORT, BUT IT’S GOING TO TAKE A GOOD COWBOY 1349 01:03:17,358 --> 01:03:19,444 OR COWGIRL TO WIN THIS ONE. 1350 01:03:19,527 --> 01:03:20,879 LET’S HAVE THE NEXT VICTIM UP HERE. 1351 01:03:20,962 --> 01:03:22,147 DON’T BE SCARED. 1352 01:03:22,230 --> 01:03:23,848 ONE PERSON PER RIDE. 1353 01:03:23,931 --> 01:03:26,851 SO FAR, SOMEONE’S ONLY BEEN ABLE TO HOLD ON 1354 01:03:26,934 --> 01:03:29,254 FOR 20 SECONDS. 30’S THE GOAL. 1355 01:03:29,337 --> 01:03:31,690 YOU GET THAT, YOU MAKE $100. 1356 01:03:31,773 --> 01:03:33,725 A $100 ISN’T GOING TO CUT IT. 1357 01:03:33,808 --> 01:03:36,961 COME ON, FOLKS, REMEMBER THE EPIC WET T-SHIRT FAILURE? 1358 01:03:37,044 --> 01:03:39,731 SO YOU GUYS ARE QUITTERS, IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING? 1359 01:03:39,814 --> 01:03:41,533 QUITTER, NO. WE’RE NOT QUITTERS. 1360 01:03:41,616 --> 01:03:45,537 OKAY, THAT’S FINE. JUST SIT HERE, DRINK YOU LIVES AWAY. 1361 01:03:45,620 --> 01:03:47,588 CHEERS TO QUITTING! 1362 01:03:50,992 --> 01:03:54,245 YOU ARE HER! I WATCH THE VIDEO 10 TIMES TODAY! 1363 01:03:54,328 --> 01:03:56,381 YAY! WHAT VIDEO? 1364 01:03:56,464 --> 01:03:57,682 YOU, TAKE PICTURE. 1365 01:03:57,765 --> 01:04:01,102 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT VIDEO, DUDE? 1366 01:04:03,938 --> 01:04:06,641 WET T-SHIRT TIT SHOW. NUMBER ONE VIDEO. 1367 01:04:07,542 --> 01:04:10,095 5 MILLION VIEWS. HOT STUFF! 1368 01:04:10,178 --> 01:04:12,330 WE’RE FAMOUS! 1369 01:04:12,413 --> 01:04:13,531 ALICE, THIS IS BAD. 1370 01:04:13,614 --> 01:04:17,202 THIS IS VERY, VERY, VERY FUCKING BAD. 1371 01:04:17,285 --> 01:04:19,604 BUT WE’RE FAMOUS! 1372 01:04:19,687 --> 01:04:22,073 EVERYONE CAN SEE THE VIDEO. 1373 01:04:22,156 --> 01:04:23,541 EVERYONE? 1374 01:04:23,624 --> 01:04:25,810 SNUGGLE BUNNY! 1375 01:04:25,893 --> 01:04:29,564 BUT I SAID I LOVE THE COLOR FUCHSIA. 1376 01:04:41,108 --> 01:04:42,510 POO BEAR! 1377 01:04:44,145 --> 01:04:45,980 YOU’RE PRETTY, YOU’RE PRETTY. 1378 01:04:47,481 --> 01:04:48,833 YOU’RE VERY PRETTY, TOO. 1379 01:04:48,916 --> 01:04:50,084 YOU? 1380 01:04:52,353 --> 01:04:54,139 WHERE HAVE YOU TWO BEEN? 1381 01:04:54,222 --> 01:04:56,741 ZOE MADE A SACRIFICE FOR THE BAND. 1382 01:04:56,824 --> 01:04:58,259 MONEY? THAT’S RIGHT. 1383 01:05:00,094 --> 01:05:01,112 WOW. 1384 01:05:01,195 --> 01:05:04,983 THAT REPRESENTS A LOT OF SUCKING AND FUCKING. 1385 01:05:05,066 --> 01:05:08,052 AM I RIGHT? 1386 01:05:08,135 --> 01:05:10,588 ANAL WHAT? 1387 01:05:10,671 --> 01:05:12,290 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 1388 01:05:12,373 --> 01:05:13,525 LOOK, IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL. 1389 01:05:13,608 --> 01:05:14,993 NOT A BIG DEAL? 1390 01:05:15,076 --> 01:05:17,195 SHE SOLD HER EUPHONIUM FOR US. 1391 01:05:17,278 --> 01:05:18,563 YOU WHAT? 1392 01:05:18,646 --> 01:05:20,198 WELL, I’VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE, SO... 1393 01:05:20,281 --> 01:05:22,467 BUT THAT WAS YOUR GRANDMOTHER’S. 1394 01:05:22,550 --> 01:05:24,035 THAT WAS CHARLIE. 1395 01:05:24,118 --> 01:05:26,404 YEAH, WHEN DID YOU TWO BECOMES BFFS? 1396 01:05:26,487 --> 01:05:28,807 LOOK, ALL RIGHT, WE’RE ALL ON THE SAME TEAM HERE. 1397 01:05:28,890 --> 01:05:30,308 WE’VE GOT THE SAME GOALS. 1398 01:05:30,391 --> 01:05:31,709 WE’RE IN THIS TOGETHER. 1399 01:05:31,792 --> 01:05:33,912 WELL, LOOK, IT’S STILL NOT ENOUGH MONEY, OKAY? 1400 01:05:33,995 --> 01:05:38,332 WE NEED AT LEAST A COUPLE HUNDRED MORE BEFORE WE CAN RENT THE BUS. 1401 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,319 WE CAN DO THAT. 1402 01:05:41,402 --> 01:05:43,955 IF YOU SOLD YOUR EUPHONIUM, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY IN THE NATIONALS? 1403 01:05:44,038 --> 01:05:45,757 BORROW SOMEONE ELSE’S. 1404 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,827 MY TITS ARE ALL OVER THE INTERNET. 1405 01:05:48,910 --> 01:05:51,496 IS THAT GOOD? IT’S GOOD. 1406 01:05:51,579 --> 01:05:53,147 FOR A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE. 1407 01:05:54,982 --> 01:05:57,669 ALL RIGHT, WHO’S READY TO RIDE THIS THING? 1408 01:05:57,752 --> 01:05:59,170 I’LL RIDE THAT. 1409 01:05:59,253 --> 01:06:03,741 I’M NOT FOLLOWING. BULL, TITS, INTERNET. 1410 01:06:03,824 --> 01:06:06,277 BUT THE BULL, IT DOESN’T PAY OUT. 1411 01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:07,545 I’M LOST. 1412 01:06:07,628 --> 01:06:08,580 WHAT IF WE ALL RIDE THE BULL? 1413 01:06:08,663 --> 01:06:09,948 ON THE INTERNET? 1414 01:06:10,031 --> 01:06:12,083 AND WE ALL MAKE $100, THAT’LL DO IT. 1415 01:06:12,166 --> 01:06:13,518 YEAH, OKAY. 1416 01:06:13,601 --> 01:06:16,287 BUT I’M NOT GETTING ON THAT THING. IT’S FUCKING DIRTY. 1417 01:06:16,370 --> 01:06:18,823 ALL RIGHT, I’M IN. 1418 01:06:18,906 --> 01:06:22,527 BUT IF I RIDE THIS THING, YOU’RE ALL RIDING IT. 1419 01:06:22,610 --> 01:06:23,528 DEAL? 1420 01:06:23,611 --> 01:06:24,946 DEAL? DEAL! 1421 01:06:25,947 --> 01:06:27,348 HUZZAH! ZOE? 1422 01:06:28,849 --> 01:06:30,635 OKAY, I GUESS. 1423 01:06:30,718 --> 01:06:32,203 YEAH, OKAY. 1424 01:06:32,286 --> 01:06:33,204 WHOSE GOING FIRST? 1425 01:06:33,287 --> 01:06:37,191 I GOT THIS. LADIES, STEP ASIDE. 1426 01:06:39,293 --> 01:06:40,995 GIVE IT A SHOT. 1427 01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:46,017 OH! 1428 01:06:46,100 --> 01:06:49,120 ALL RIGHT, WHO’S READY TO RIDE THIS THING? 1429 01:06:49,203 --> 01:06:53,625 ALL RIGHT, WE GOT SOMEBODY FOR THE BULL. 1430 01:06:53,708 --> 01:06:56,210 STEP RIGHT UP. 1431 01:07:04,752 --> 01:07:06,387 GO, VANCE! 1432 01:07:16,931 --> 01:07:18,750 DUDE, YOU TOTALLY SUCK. 1433 01:07:18,833 --> 01:07:19,817 HE RIGGED IT. 1434 01:07:19,900 --> 01:07:21,386 GET OUT OF MY WAY. I’M NEXT. 1435 01:07:21,469 --> 01:07:23,187 SHE’S GOING TO FIGHT IT. 1436 01:07:23,270 --> 01:07:25,690 OH, WE’VE GOT ANOTHER ONE COMING IN. 1437 01:07:25,773 --> 01:07:28,376 OH, YEAH. MAKE IT COUNT. 1438 01:07:31,979 --> 01:07:34,281 HOLD ON, BABY. HOLD ON. 1439 01:07:43,591 --> 01:07:45,760 I’M SLIPPING. 1440 01:07:52,299 --> 01:07:55,336 LET’S HAVE ANOTHER VICTIM. STEP RIGHT UP. 1441 01:07:57,538 --> 01:07:59,874 JELLO QUEEN! 1442 01:08:12,386 --> 01:08:14,339 WHOA! 1443 01:08:14,422 --> 01:08:17,858 OOH, LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HER GO. 1444 01:08:29,503 --> 01:08:30,722 WOW. 1445 01:08:30,805 --> 01:08:33,591 OH MY GOSH. OKAY, ZOE. 1446 01:08:33,674 --> 01:08:35,493 YOU’RE OUR LAST CHANCE. 1447 01:08:35,576 --> 01:08:36,728 WE’RE SCREWED. 1448 01:08:36,811 --> 01:08:38,096 NO, I CAN DO THIS. 1449 01:08:38,179 --> 01:08:39,697 YOU CAN’T EVEN WALK WITHOUT FALLING DOWN. 1450 01:08:39,780 --> 01:08:41,666 NO, I GOT THIS, OKAY? 1451 01:08:41,749 --> 01:08:44,369 ZOE, YOU CAN DO IT. 1452 01:08:44,452 --> 01:08:45,403 OKAY. OKAY? 1453 01:08:45,486 --> 01:08:46,587 OKAY. OKAY? 1454 01:08:49,857 --> 01:08:53,461 ZOE, ZOE, ZOE. 1455 01:08:55,529 --> 01:08:56,931 ZOE, ZOE. 1456 01:09:22,156 --> 01:09:25,226 ZOE, ZOE, ZOE. 1457 01:09:43,244 --> 01:09:44,178 OH. 1458 01:09:45,112 --> 01:09:47,799 WHOA, THAT’S A FIRST. 1459 01:09:47,882 --> 01:09:50,317 TITS! 1460 01:09:53,220 --> 01:09:55,256 YEAH! 1461 01:09:59,593 --> 01:10:02,997 OH! YOU SO PRETTY. 1462 01:10:31,659 --> 01:10:33,994 YEAH! 1463 01:10:36,664 --> 01:10:38,132 THAT WAS AWESOME. 1464 01:10:48,108 --> 01:10:49,944 WELL, THAT WAS QUITE A RIDE, LITTLE MISS. 1465 01:10:52,046 --> 01:10:55,233 I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. 1466 01:10:55,316 --> 01:10:58,035 HELL, I’VE OWNED THAT BULL FOR 10 YEARS, 1467 01:10:58,118 --> 01:11:00,271 AND I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. 1468 01:11:00,354 --> 01:11:02,456 WELL, AS LONG AS IT COUNTS, RIGHT? 1469 01:11:04,024 --> 01:11:05,977 WELL, NOW, THAT’S ANOTHER ISSUE. 1470 01:11:06,060 --> 01:11:08,513 YOU SEE, THE RULES CLEARLY STATE 1471 01:11:08,596 --> 01:11:13,384 THAT YOU CANNOT RIDE THE BULL NAKED. 1472 01:11:13,467 --> 01:11:16,387 OH, BUT THAT WASN’T MY FAULT. 1473 01:11:16,470 --> 01:11:17,622 YEAH, MAN, THAT AIN’T RIGHT. 1474 01:11:17,705 --> 01:11:19,306 THOSE ARE THE RULES. 1475 01:11:20,774 --> 01:11:23,561 OH, AND THAT’S ANOTHER ISSUE. 1476 01:11:23,644 --> 01:11:27,832 DID YOU NOTICE THAT GOOD-LOOKING YOUNG MAN RIGHT OVER THERE? 1477 01:11:27,915 --> 01:11:29,667 THAT COP ARRESTED ME, GUYS. 1478 01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:33,171 WHAT DID HE HEAR, THAT YOU WERE SERVING UNDERAGE KIDS LIKE US? 1479 01:11:33,254 --> 01:11:35,506 OH, YOU’RE UNDERAGE? 1480 01:11:35,589 --> 01:11:38,476 NO. DEPENDS ON IF YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE US THE BULLSHIT MONEY. 1481 01:11:38,559 --> 01:11:41,112 LOOK, WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO RAISE MONEY ALL DAY. 1482 01:11:41,195 --> 01:11:43,648 OKAY, WE HAVE TO GET TO OUR NATIONAL COMPETITION. 1483 01:11:43,731 --> 01:11:46,317 WE REALLY NEED THIS. 1484 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:49,387 WELL, I THINK YOU GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN THAT, LITTLE MISS. 1485 01:11:49,470 --> 01:11:52,957 I WISH YOU A LOT OF LUCK WITH THAT. 1486 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:56,460 OFFICER, THEY’RE ALL YOURS. 1487 01:11:56,543 --> 01:11:58,830 UM... 1488 01:11:58,913 --> 01:12:00,464 OFFICER HURLEY, FLPD. 1489 01:12:00,547 --> 01:12:02,066 I’D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, YOUNG LADY. 1490 01:12:02,149 --> 01:12:05,036 OKAY, THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT. 1491 01:12:05,119 --> 01:12:06,337 IT WAS TOTALLY AN ACCIDENT. 1492 01:12:06,420 --> 01:12:08,739 YOU THINK EXPOSING YOURSELF IN PUBLIC IS OKAY? 1493 01:12:08,822 --> 01:12:11,609 BUT IT WASN’T HER FAULT. DIDN’T YOU SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED? 1494 01:12:11,692 --> 01:12:13,477 I’LL BE TAKING STATEMENTS LATER, THANK YOU. 1495 01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:16,380 IT’S LIKE, EVEN WHEN YOU WIN, YOU STILL LOSE. 1496 01:12:16,463 --> 01:12:19,250 YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR INDECENT PUBLIC EXPOSURE. 1497 01:12:19,333 --> 01:12:21,886 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. NO, I’M NOT. 1498 01:12:21,969 --> 01:12:24,622 ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW. 1499 01:12:24,705 --> 01:12:26,691 ZOE, WE’LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU, OKAY? 1500 01:12:26,774 --> 01:12:28,326 COME WITH ME, PLEASE. 1501 01:12:28,409 --> 01:12:30,394 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FUCKING ASSHOLE. 1502 01:12:30,477 --> 01:12:32,479 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FUCK YOU. 1503 01:12:38,018 --> 01:12:39,737 EVERY YEAR IT’S THE SAME THING. 1504 01:12:39,820 --> 01:12:41,973 DRINKING, NUDITY, SEX. 1505 01:12:42,056 --> 01:12:43,641 OH, I DIDN’T HAVE SEX. 1506 01:12:43,724 --> 01:12:46,577 ZOE, ZOE, ZOE, ZOE. 1507 01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:49,280 HEY, LOOK WHO WE FOUND. 1508 01:12:49,363 --> 01:12:52,350 WHAT ARE YOU AND YOU DOING HERE? 1509 01:12:52,433 --> 01:12:54,819 SHE SAVED ME. IT’S TRUE. 1510 01:12:54,902 --> 01:12:57,555 WERE THEY TAKING YOU TO THE BIG HOUSE? THE SLAMMER? 1511 01:12:57,638 --> 01:12:59,957 15 YEARS TO LIFE. 1512 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:03,027 $50? THAT’S IT? 1513 01:13:03,110 --> 01:13:05,696 DO YOU WANT TO PAY MORE? OH, NO. I’M GOOD. 1514 01:13:05,779 --> 01:13:07,031 LISTEN, HAVE A NICE DAY. 1515 01:13:07,114 --> 01:13:08,266 I’VE GOT MORE CRIME STOPPING TO DO. 1516 01:13:08,349 --> 01:13:12,370 ZOE, ZOE, ZOE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 1517 01:13:12,453 --> 01:13:14,972 WELL, MY SHIRT GOT CAUGHT ON THE BULL. 1518 01:13:15,055 --> 01:13:16,874 IS THAT WHAT YOU KIDS ARE CALLING IT NOW? 1519 01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:19,477 IT’S TRUE. IT WAS PRETTY FUCKING CRAZY, ACTUALLY. 1520 01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:21,979 COACH GILL, DO WE WIN THE NATIONALS? 1521 01:13:22,062 --> 01:13:26,117 WHAT? NO. NO. SORRY. 1522 01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,052 WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT? 1523 01:13:28,135 --> 01:13:29,520 LIKE WHAT? 1524 01:13:29,603 --> 01:13:30,955 WERE YOU RAPED? 1525 01:13:31,038 --> 01:13:32,423 RAPED? 1526 01:13:32,506 --> 01:13:34,759 I KNOW, RIGHT? ALL DAY WITH THIS SHIT. 1527 01:13:34,842 --> 01:13:37,495 YEAH. HEY, LOOK, HERE’S WHAT WE’RE GOING TO DO. 1528 01:13:37,578 --> 01:13:39,964 WE’RE GOING TO GET OURSELVES A RENTED BUS, 1529 01:13:40,047 --> 01:13:41,432 WE’RE GOING TO TAKE IT TO FLORIDA. 1530 01:13:41,515 --> 01:13:43,567 AND IF WE’RE LUCKY, WE’LL MAKE IT THERE ON TIME. 1531 01:13:43,650 --> 01:13:45,469 AND WHAT IF WE’RE NOT LUCKY? 1532 01:13:45,552 --> 01:13:48,272 YOU SHOULD LEAVE OUR TOWN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 1533 01:13:48,355 --> 01:13:50,875 OH, YOU’D LIKE THAT, WOULDN’T YOU, ADOLF? 1534 01:13:50,958 --> 01:13:52,443 YES. YES, I WOULD. 1535 01:13:52,526 --> 01:13:54,645 EXCEPT I’M COMING WITH YOU. 1536 01:13:54,728 --> 01:13:56,213 YAY. 1537 01:13:56,296 --> 01:13:58,983 SPRING BREAK IS OVER. THERE’S NOTHING LEFT FOR ME HERE. 1538 01:13:59,066 --> 01:14:00,117 EXCEPT WALMART. 1539 01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,586 CRAP. IT’S OVER, ISN’T IT? 1540 01:14:02,669 --> 01:14:05,456 I DON’T HAVE TO FIGHT IT FOR ANOTHER YEAR. 1541 01:14:05,539 --> 01:14:06,757 AW, BABY. 1542 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,292 EWW. GROSS. 1543 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,661 HERE WE COME, FLORIDA. 1544 01:14:10,744 --> 01:14:13,798 ISN’T FLORIDA, LIKE, WAY WORSE THAN HERE? 1545 01:14:13,881 --> 01:14:15,166 NOT IF GILL’S THERE. 1546 01:14:15,249 --> 01:14:17,785 WHY DON’T WE FIND OUT? LET’S GO TO FLORIDA. 1547 01:14:42,476 --> 01:14:43,961 IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER? 1548 01:14:44,044 --> 01:14:47,598 LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. 1549 01:14:47,681 --> 01:14:51,302 AH, ACTUALLY, I DON’T HAVE MY WALLET. 1550 01:14:51,385 --> 01:14:52,937 I’M SORRY, OFFICER. I RAN OUT... 1551 01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:54,905 BEING SORRY DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BREAK THE LAW, 1552 01:14:54,988 --> 01:14:56,207 NOW, DOES IT, SON? 1553 01:14:56,290 --> 01:14:57,942 NO, NO. IT’S JUST THAT MY GIRLFRIEND IS... 1554 01:14:58,025 --> 01:14:59,710 OPERATING A MOTOR VEHICLE WITHOUT A LICENSE 1555 01:14:59,793 --> 01:15:01,645 IS A SERIOUS CRIME IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA. 1556 01:15:01,728 --> 01:15:03,547 ESPECIALLY WITH OUT OF STATE PLATES. 1557 01:15:03,630 --> 01:15:05,416 YOU GOT ANY ID ON YOU? 1558 01:15:05,499 --> 01:15:07,718 I DON’T HAVE MY WALLET, SO I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING. 1559 01:15:07,801 --> 01:15:09,620 YOU GOT NOTHING? 1560 01:15:09,703 --> 01:15:11,522 MY NAME IS CRAIG WASSERMAN, AND I LIVE IN... 1561 01:15:11,605 --> 01:15:14,325 SON, I REALLY DO NOT CARE WHAT NAME YOU CLAIM TO HAVE. 1562 01:15:14,408 --> 01:15:15,626 OFFICER, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 1563 01:15:15,709 --> 01:15:17,061 I GOTTA GO. 1564 01:15:17,144 --> 01:15:19,263 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR REGISTRATION EXPIRED YESTERDAY. 1565 01:15:19,346 --> 01:15:20,998 I NEED YOU TO GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE. WHAT? 1566 01:15:21,081 --> 01:15:22,867 I CAN’T. THIS IS NOT A REQUEST. 1567 01:15:22,950 --> 01:15:24,468 I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 1568 01:15:24,551 --> 01:15:26,103 I NEED YOU TO COME DOWN TO THE STATION. LET’S GO. 1569 01:15:26,186 --> 01:15:27,688 I DON’T WANNA GO. 1570 01:15:31,258 --> 01:15:33,144 CRAIG! SNUGGLE BUNNY! 1571 01:15:33,227 --> 01:15:35,179 POO BEAR! WHAT HAPPENED? 1572 01:15:35,262 --> 01:15:36,447 I DID NOTHING WRONG. 1573 01:15:36,530 --> 01:15:37,648 WHAT, YOU KNOW THIS GUY? 1574 01:15:37,731 --> 01:15:38,649 YES. 1575 01:15:38,732 --> 01:15:40,985 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, SNUGGLE BUNNY, 1576 01:15:41,068 --> 01:15:42,453 YOU’RE FREE TO GO. 1577 01:15:42,536 --> 01:15:43,888 BUT I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU BEHIND ANY WHEEL 1578 01:15:43,971 --> 01:15:46,123 UNTIL YOU GET YOUR LICENSE BACK, YOU GOT THAT? 1579 01:15:46,206 --> 01:15:47,391 YES. ALL RIGHT. 1580 01:15:47,474 --> 01:15:49,209 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. OW. 1581 01:15:50,077 --> 01:15:51,395 WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE? 1582 01:15:51,478 --> 01:15:54,398 YOU CAN’T GO TO FLORIDA. OF COURSE WE CAN. 1583 01:15:54,481 --> 01:15:57,268 NO. YOU’RE NOT GOING BECAUSE YOU WON REGIONALS. 1584 01:15:57,351 --> 01:15:58,602 NO KIDDING. 1585 01:15:58,685 --> 01:16:00,571 DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE GOING, POO BEAR? 1586 01:16:00,654 --> 01:16:02,406 THEY LIKE OUR PERSONALITIES? 1587 01:16:02,489 --> 01:16:04,442 TELL ’EM, COACH. 1588 01:16:04,525 --> 01:16:09,780 YOU’RE GOING BECAUSE OF THE VIDEO ON THE JUMBOTRON. 1589 01:16:09,863 --> 01:16:11,449 WHAT? I KNEW IT. 1590 01:16:11,532 --> 01:16:15,653 YEAH. HEY, YOU’RE GOING AS A HALFTIME JOKE. 1591 01:16:15,736 --> 01:16:17,922 THEY WANT YOU TO PLAY SO THEY CAN MAKE FUN OF YOU. 1592 01:16:18,005 --> 01:16:19,023 SORRY. 1593 01:16:19,106 --> 01:16:20,658 WHY? 1594 01:16:20,741 --> 01:16:22,960 WELL, THE DEAN GOT A CALL FROM NATIONAL, 1595 01:16:23,043 --> 01:16:26,263 AND, YOU KNOW, SEEMS LIKE 1596 01:16:26,346 --> 01:16:28,799 YOU GUYS SPIKED THE RATINGS, 1597 01:16:28,882 --> 01:16:31,769 SO THEY OFFERED HIM $10,000 IF YOU ATTEND. 1598 01:16:31,852 --> 01:16:34,538 WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? YOU ARE POPULAR. 1599 01:16:34,621 --> 01:16:37,975 WELL, $10,000 IS ENOUGH TO GET US TO NATIONALS. 1600 01:16:38,058 --> 01:16:39,844 FORGET IT, ZOE. IT’S OVER. 1601 01:16:39,927 --> 01:16:41,445 WHAT? WHY CAN’T WE PLAY? 1602 01:16:41,528 --> 01:16:42,980 WHY CAN’T WE PLAY? 1603 01:16:43,063 --> 01:16:45,816 IT’S WHAT WE LOVE TO DO. IT’S WHAT WE WANT TO DO. 1604 01:16:45,899 --> 01:16:48,085 WHO CARES IF WE SUCK? WHO CARES IF WE’RE A JOKE? 1605 01:16:48,168 --> 01:16:49,954 WHO CARES? I CARE. 1606 01:16:50,037 --> 01:16:51,255 ME, TOO. 1607 01:16:51,338 --> 01:16:53,090 NO, NO. YOU GUYS DON’T CARE, OKAY? 1608 01:16:53,173 --> 01:16:54,725 OR YOU SHOULDN’T CARE. 1609 01:16:54,808 --> 01:16:57,361 LOOK, LET’S JUST GO AND GIVE THEM SOME ENTERTAINMENT. 1610 01:16:57,444 --> 01:16:59,363 LET’S GIVE THEM SOME FUN. 1611 01:16:59,446 --> 01:17:02,967 COACH, WILL YOU STILL DRIVE US TO MIAMI? 1612 01:17:03,050 --> 01:17:04,201 WE SHOULD STILL GO. 1613 01:17:04,284 --> 01:17:05,903 ALL RIGHT, EVEN IF WE SUCK. 1614 01:17:05,986 --> 01:17:07,805 EVEN IF WE SUCK. 1615 01:17:07,888 --> 01:17:08,973 I KNOW I SUCK. 1616 01:17:09,056 --> 01:17:11,008 WE ALL SUCK, OKAY? 1617 01:17:11,091 --> 01:17:12,443 COACH? 1618 01:17:12,526 --> 01:17:14,628 AH, WE MADE IT THIS FAR. 1619 01:17:18,432 --> 01:17:20,851 I’M AT THE PAWN SHOP NOW, YOU IDIOT. 1620 01:17:20,934 --> 01:17:24,088 I NEED MY FUCKING MONEY. 1621 01:17:24,171 --> 01:17:25,456 YES, ALL OF IT. 1622 01:17:25,539 --> 01:17:27,874 THAT’S NOT ENOUGH. 1623 01:17:29,710 --> 01:17:31,345 GET IN. 1624 01:17:49,062 --> 01:17:50,514 WE’RE ALMOST THERE. 1625 01:17:50,597 --> 01:17:52,466 WAIT, WHAT’S THAT SOUND? 1626 01:18:03,510 --> 01:18:05,062 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 1627 01:18:05,145 --> 01:18:06,813 WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! 1628 01:18:07,981 --> 01:18:09,733 EVERYBODY, SETTLE DOWN. 1629 01:18:09,816 --> 01:18:13,237 THAT’S IT, SOMETHING OR SOMEONE DOESN’T WANT US TO MAKE IT. 1630 01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:15,139 I CAN’T SEE A FUCKING THING. 1631 01:18:15,222 --> 01:18:16,556 I CAN’T DRIVE IN THIS. 1632 01:18:18,558 --> 01:18:20,110 PULL OVER. WHAT? 1633 01:18:20,193 --> 01:18:22,329 PULL OVER. 1634 01:18:28,201 --> 01:18:29,954 OH MY GOD. 1635 01:18:30,037 --> 01:18:31,705 I BETTER PUT ON MY JACKET. 1636 01:18:33,140 --> 01:18:34,458 WHAT IS THAT, HAIL? 1637 01:18:34,541 --> 01:18:36,860 JESUS, TALK ABOUT THE TEMPERATURE DROPPING. 1638 01:18:36,943 --> 01:18:39,363 CLOSE THE WINDOW! 1639 01:18:39,446 --> 01:18:41,565 WE DON’T HAVE INSURANCE FOR THIS. 1640 01:18:41,648 --> 01:18:44,101 YES, I LIKE PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS. 1641 01:18:44,184 --> 01:18:45,369 WHAT? 1642 01:18:45,452 --> 01:18:46,403 SHE SAID SHE’S A LESBIAN? 1643 01:18:46,486 --> 01:18:47,605 NO, I DIDN’T. 1644 01:18:47,688 --> 01:18:49,873 WHAT? YOU’RE A LIBERTARIAN? 1645 01:18:49,956 --> 01:18:52,543 WHAT? SHE SAID SHE’S A LESBIAN, 1646 01:18:52,626 --> 01:18:54,178 BROWARD COUNTY BEING NOW CALLED 1647 01:18:54,261 --> 01:18:55,446 FOR MANDATORY EVACUATION. 1648 01:18:55,529 --> 01:18:56,914 WITH ME NOW IS A REPRESENTATIVE 1649 01:18:56,997 --> 01:18:59,083 FROM SEVERE STORM FORECAST CENTER. 1650 01:18:59,166 --> 01:19:01,185 JOHN, WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON THIS FREAK STORM? 1651 01:19:01,268 --> 01:19:03,887 THIS APPEARS TO BE THE LARGEST F6 STORM 1652 01:19:03,970 --> 01:19:06,423 IN THE HISTORY... HOW FAR AWAY ARE WE FROM THE STADIUM? 1653 01:19:06,506 --> 01:19:09,093 WE’RE ALMOST THERE. JUST A FEW MILES. 1654 01:19:09,176 --> 01:19:10,628 BUT WE HAVE TO GET THERE! 1655 01:19:10,711 --> 01:19:12,796 MAYBE THEY’RE GOING TO POSTPONE THE NATIONALS. 1656 01:19:12,879 --> 01:19:15,099 NO, IF WE DON’T SHOW UP, WE FORFEIT. 1657 01:19:15,182 --> 01:19:16,367 THAT’S THE RULES. 1658 01:19:16,450 --> 01:19:17,801 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1659 01:19:17,884 --> 01:19:20,220 LET ME DRIVE, AND WE’LL WIN THE NATIONALS. 1660 01:19:23,490 --> 01:19:25,158 WE’RE GOING TO WIN THE NATIONALS. 1661 01:19:42,642 --> 01:19:44,511 YOU GUYS, WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY. 1662 01:19:52,219 --> 01:19:54,154 GUYS, CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN. 1663 01:20:10,203 --> 01:20:11,638 MOTHERFUCK. 1664 01:20:14,007 --> 01:20:17,144 WE MADE IT! SUCK IT, WORLD, WE’RE HERE. 1665 01:20:24,751 --> 01:20:26,904 EVERYTHING DISAPPEARED. JESUS. 1666 01:20:26,987 --> 01:20:27,971 THIS HAD TO BE A... 1667 01:20:28,054 --> 01:20:30,374 A HURRICANE. CATEGORY FIVE. 1668 01:20:30,457 --> 01:20:32,076 TOOK EVERYTHING OUT. 1669 01:20:32,159 --> 01:20:33,944 SO WHAT, NO NATIONALS? 1670 01:20:34,027 --> 01:20:35,562 NO. 1671 01:20:36,730 --> 01:20:38,816 OF COURSE. NO, WAIT. 1672 01:20:38,899 --> 01:20:39,783 WE JUST... 1673 01:20:39,866 --> 01:20:41,518 YEAH, WE’RE FROM WOODVILLE, MAN. 1674 01:20:41,601 --> 01:20:43,520 WE JUST DROVE A GAZILLION MILES 1675 01:20:43,603 --> 01:20:44,722 FOR THIS COMPETITION. 1676 01:20:44,805 --> 01:20:46,657 DID YOU NOW JUST SEE THAT MASSIVE STORM? 1677 01:20:46,740 --> 01:20:47,991 SO? 1678 01:20:48,074 --> 01:20:49,993 SO, THERE’S... NOBODY ELSE SHOWED UP. 1679 01:20:50,076 --> 01:20:53,397 YOU CAN’T HAVE A COMPETITION WITH NOBODY TO COMPETE WITH. 1680 01:20:53,480 --> 01:20:54,631 BUT WE CAME ALL THIS WAY. 1681 01:20:54,714 --> 01:20:57,000 WAIT, IF THERE’S NO COMPETITION, 1682 01:20:57,083 --> 01:21:00,237 THAT MEANS WE’RE THE WINNERS, BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE SHOWED UP. 1683 01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:01,605 WIN WHAT? 1684 01:21:01,688 --> 01:21:04,408 LOOK, THERE ARE NO OTHER BANDS HERE. 1685 01:21:04,491 --> 01:21:07,010 YOU THE ONLY ONES CRAZY ENOUGH TO COME OUT IN THIS MESS. 1686 01:21:07,093 --> 01:21:09,880 WELL, TECHNICALLY, EVERYONE ELSE FORFEITED, 1687 01:21:09,963 --> 01:21:11,381 SINCE THEY DIDN’T SHOW UP. 1688 01:21:11,464 --> 01:21:13,117 THEREFORE, WE WIN. 1689 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:14,718 SHE MIGHT BE RIGHT. 1690 01:21:14,801 --> 01:21:16,320 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER. 1691 01:21:16,403 --> 01:21:17,621 HERE YOU GO. 1692 01:21:17,704 --> 01:21:20,574 BE MY GUEST. CONGRATULATIONS. 1693 01:21:24,911 --> 01:21:27,798 THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 1694 01:21:27,881 --> 01:21:30,217 WHAT DO YOU THINK, GIRLS? 1695 01:21:38,458 --> 01:21:39,893 YOU GUYS EARNED IT. 1696 01:21:43,430 --> 01:21:45,082 WHAT DO YOU SAY, CONSTANCE, HUH? 1697 01:21:45,165 --> 01:21:47,184 SOME GOOD SHIT THERE, HUH? 1698 01:21:47,267 --> 01:21:48,519 OH, WOW. 1699 01:21:48,602 --> 01:21:50,237 MAYBE I’LL PUT A DRINK IN HERE. 1700 01:21:54,374 --> 01:21:56,693 YOU KNOW, WE DIDN’T EVEN... 1701 01:21:56,776 --> 01:22:00,531 I KNOW, BUT APPARENTLY, THIS VICTORY WAS A BIG ONE. 1702 01:22:00,614 --> 01:22:02,065 THE CHAIRMAN CALLED ME PERSONALLY TO TELL ME 1703 01:22:02,148 --> 01:22:03,967 WE HAVE A WHOLE NEW SUPPORT TEAM. 1704 01:22:04,050 --> 01:22:06,970 BOOSTERS, INVESTORS, YOU NAME IT. 1705 01:22:07,053 --> 01:22:09,540 THEY JUST CAME OUT OF THE WOODWORK. 1706 01:22:09,623 --> 01:22:12,276 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY ALL DID A VERY GOOD JOB 1707 01:22:12,359 --> 01:22:13,811 FOR OUR SCHOOL. 1708 01:22:13,894 --> 01:22:16,480 AND I OWE YOU ONE. REALLY. 1709 01:22:16,563 --> 01:22:19,183 SO IF YOU NEED OR WANT ANYTHING, 1710 01:22:19,266 --> 01:22:21,218 SAY THE WORD. 1711 01:22:21,301 --> 01:22:24,170 ANYTHING? 1712 01:22:35,815 --> 01:22:38,535 ♪ MY, OH MY 1713 01:22:38,618 --> 01:22:42,406 ♪ FEELS LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD’S GOT YOU DOWN ♪ 1714 01:22:42,489 --> 01:22:46,076 ♪ YOU LOST YOUR LUST FOR LIFE ♪ 1715 01:22:46,159 --> 01:22:51,014 ♪ AND YOUR SOUL, BY NOW CAN’T BE FOUND ♪ 1716 01:22:51,097 --> 01:22:55,101 ♪ DON’T LET THE STARS ABOVE DRAG YOU ALL DOWN ♪ 1717 01:22:56,069 --> 01:22:57,721 WE’RE BACK. OH, YEAH. 1718 01:22:57,804 --> 01:23:00,324 ♪ SCRAPE THE SHIT RIGHT OFF OF YOUR SHOES ♪ 1719 01:23:00,407 --> 01:23:02,259 JELLO! WOO! 1720 01:23:02,342 --> 01:23:03,743 LET’S GO. 1721 01:23:05,445 --> 01:23:07,764 ♪ YOU GOT TO KEEP ON DREAMING 1722 01:23:07,847 --> 01:23:09,233 ♪ KEEP ON SCHEMING 1723 01:23:09,316 --> 01:23:13,003 ♪ DON’T LET THE TIMES GET YOU DOWN ♪ 1724 01:23:13,086 --> 01:23:16,773 ♪ KEEP ON RISING, KEEP ON CLIMBING ♪ 1725 01:23:16,856 --> 01:23:20,310 ♪ THE TIME IS NOW 1726 01:23:20,393 --> 01:23:23,280 ♪ DIG OUT YOUR SOUL 1727 01:23:23,363 --> 01:23:27,784 ♪ TAKE IT SO THE WHOLE WORLD SEES IT SHINE ♪ 1728 01:23:27,867 --> 01:23:31,188 ♪ SHINE ON LIKE A DIAMOND, BABY ♪ 1729 01:23:31,271 --> 01:23:35,058 ♪ GIVE THESE LAZY BONES SOME TIME ♪ 1730 01:23:35,141 --> 01:23:40,714 ♪ DON’T LET THE STARS ABOVE DRAG YOU ALL DOWN ♪ 1731 01:23:42,182 --> 01:23:46,103 ♪ SCRAPE THE SHIT RIGHT OFF OF YOUR SHOES ♪ 1732 01:23:46,186 --> 01:23:49,540 ♪ AND SHOW THEM WHO IS WHO ♪ 1733 01:23:49,623 --> 01:23:51,408 ♪ YOU GOT TO KEEP ON DREAMING 1734 01:23:51,491 --> 01:23:53,410 ♪ KEEP ON SCHEMING 1735 01:23:53,493 --> 01:23:57,180 ♪ DON’T LET THE TIMES GET YOU DOWN ♪ 1736 01:23:57,263 --> 01:24:00,951 ♪ KEEP ON RISING, KEEP ON CLIMBING ♪ 1737 01:24:01,034 --> 01:24:04,354 ♪ THE TIME IS NOW 1738 01:24:04,437 --> 01:24:07,958 ♪ KEEP ON LIVING, KEEP ON GIVING ♪ 1739 01:24:08,041 --> 01:24:11,728 ♪ DON’T LET THE TIMES GET YOU DOWN ♪ 1740 01:24:11,811 --> 01:24:15,632 ♪ KEEP ON LOVING, KEEP ON STRUGGLING ♪ 1741 01:24:15,715 --> 01:24:21,038 ♪ THE TIME IS NOW 1742 01:24:21,121 --> 01:24:23,907 ♪ WE’VE GOT DREAMS THAT SET US FREE ♪ 1743 01:24:23,990 --> 01:24:27,210 ♪ NOW ONE KNOWS, BUT YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ♪ 1744 01:24:27,293 --> 01:24:31,882 ♪ IN MY HEART, IN MY SOUL ♪ 1745 01:24:31,965 --> 01:24:37,704 ♪ IT’S ALL I’LL EVER KNOW ♪ 1746 01:24:52,552 --> 01:24:56,540 ♪ KEEP ON DREAMING KEEP ON SCHEMING ♪ 1747 01:24:56,623 --> 01:25:00,310 ♪ DON’T LET THE TIMES GET YOU DOWN ♪ 1748 01:25:00,393 --> 01:25:04,281 ♪ KEEP ON HUSTLING, KEEP ON BUSTLING ♪ 1749 01:25:04,364 --> 01:25:07,684 ♪ THE TIME IS NOW 1750 01:25:07,767 --> 01:25:11,088 ♪ KEEP ON PUSHING, KEEP ON PUSHING ♪ 1751 01:25:11,171 --> 01:25:14,858 ♪ DON’T LET THE TIMES GET YOU DOWN ♪ 1752 01:25:14,941 --> 01:25:18,762 ♪ KEEP ON RISING, KEEP ON CLIMBING ♪ 1753 01:25:18,845 --> 01:25:21,999 ♪ THE TIME IS NOW 1754 01:25:22,082 --> 01:25:25,535 ♪ KEEP ON, KEEP ON ♪ 1755 01:25:25,618 --> 01:25:29,639 ♪ KEEP ON, KEEP ON, KEEP ON 1756 01:25:29,722 --> 01:25:32,809 ♪ KEEP ON, KEEP ON ♪ 1757 01:25:32,892 --> 01:25:37,263 ♪ KEEP ON, KEEP ON, KEEP ON 1758 01:26:06,459 --> 01:26:09,429 ♪ YEAH 1759 01:26:53,139 --> 01:26:56,827 ♪ ALLOW ME TO TAKE MORE 1760 01:26:56,910 --> 01:27:00,030 ♪ TIME TO APOLOGIZE 1761 01:27:00,113 --> 01:27:04,067 ♪ IT SEEMS THAT LATELY I ♪ 1762 01:27:04,150 --> 01:27:07,003 ♪ FADE AWAY INTO THE NIGHT 1763 01:27:07,086 --> 01:27:11,441 ♪ I CANNOT PROMISE THAT ♪ 1764 01:27:11,524 --> 01:27:14,978 ♪ THINGS WILL END UP ALL RIGHT ♪ 1765 01:27:15,061 --> 01:27:18,915 ♪ SO BABY, BE CAREFUL ♪ 1766 01:27:18,998 --> 01:27:22,219 ♪ PROMISE YOU’LL HOLD ON TIGHT ♪ 1767 01:27:22,302 --> 01:27:26,323 ♪ LET’S TAKE THIS TRIP TOGETHER ♪ 1768 01:27:26,406 --> 01:27:29,926 ♪ LET’S PRETEND THAT IT’S FOREVER ♪ 1769 01:27:30,009 --> 01:27:33,663 ♪ IT’S ALL RIGHT TONIGHT ♪ 1770 01:27:33,746 --> 01:27:37,483 ♪ PRAY TO GOD WE WAKE UP ALIVE ♪ 120951