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Hey, Mr. Photographer.

I have a name, you know.

Are you coming back?

Where?

To take some photos.

No, I've taken enough.

Why do we have you here for?

Come, come.

I'm bringing the cake soon

I want you to "Capture the..."

"Capture the Moment".

Come on, now.

What's so funny?

Show me.

I need to edit it first...

Let me see, why do you care...

What?

No, thats not...

- What? - That's not good.

- What do you mean? - Look...

What's the problem?

Listen, it's a birthday party, not a studio shoot

Come, take some normal photos.

Take a picture of the table.

Look how beautiful we made the table!

Now take a picture of me and Dad.

Dad! Give us a smile.

Do you have to?

It's fine, I took one...

Wait, wait, wait!

Just a second, I thought of something better,

Grab that, hold it up,

Smile.

Good!

Turn a bit so the light won't hit you face...

- Just take the picture.

Didn't you want a good one?

The steak is burning!

Drop the skewers, it looks lame...

Yariv, stop directing me. I'm not one of your models.

Take the goddamn picture. Dad is smiling, come on.

Smile.

Now for a photo of grandma with Aya.

Come on Aya, come here.

Smile! Come on, smile.

Great job honey.

What's this?

- What did you give her to eat? - What's the issue?

What's the issue? She could choke,

That's the issue.

Come on, everything's okay. Nothing's happened, honey.

- This is your daughter. - Nothing's happened.

Arik used to eat this all the time.

Again with "Arik used to..."!

- Why are you making a scene? - I'm making a scene?

- I'm making a scene. - You're shouting!

Oh so now I'm making a scene!?

- I know a thing or two about children...

Hey! Hey!

Looks like a great time for a family portrait, no?

What the hell, why not.

Great idea.

Let's all stand here.

Benny, Benny!

Put down the pita, come over here.

Yariv, come stand next to me.

- Go. - Over here.

It's fine, I'll take the picture.

- Ready? - Hit it.

Wait! Where's Aya?

- Aya! Go bring her. - One second!

She's the birthday girl and we're not even including her

In the family photo.

We almost forgot you!

Big smile for mama.

Big smile to the camera.

- One moment, one moment. - Smile.

- What? - I prefer to stand over here,

- It's my better side. - You saw that.

Can we move on please? Thanks.

Do it, Benny.

Wait. Should we take it with my camera?

- Well, I can try... - He doesn't know how to use that.

Then, I will take it.

No, no! You have to be in the photo.

Give him the camera,

Put it on auto, he'll manage.

Give him the camera.

Here?

- Smile to the camera! - Big smile.

Take the finger off the button to stop.

Got it?

- Yay, finally!

- And now, the birthday cake!

I think... I think it turned out okay, I guess.

"There is no, no, no birthday"

"if there's no, no, no cake! Where's the cake?"

Come everybody! There's cake!

"For she's a jolly good fellow..."

"For she's a jolly good fellow..."

"Be blessed this year And live to 120!"