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in the beginning there. was only darkness.--

.and out.- of.- that darkness.- was.- born.- the.--

demons are who loved as a kid ease and

oppressor. of humankind but from out of.--

the shadows. cane cron.- warrior above.--

-whole warriors and bearer of the.- gods.--

-saw.--

he freed humankind and led them. to.--

victory

but victory was-daily one suffering a.--

mortal wound to his heart-cron bled for.--

seven days-and.- seven nights and a.--

hundred warriors drank of his spilled

blood and bad his strength cron looked

down at them. and what he saw.- was good.--

and with that he died

thus were born the barbarians. the mighty.--

sons of cron

.oh yeah.--

listen up people

strength courage-fearlessness.- these.--

.frags work.- Ron's gifts to our people for.--

thousands of. generations his untitled.--

-garage has been running through our.--

veins. that's it's what we celebrate on.--

this day every year. before we go on a.--

quest. my first and foremost it is.- Ron's.--

blood which makes us barbarians. the.--

-greatest warriors in all of metal.- onea.--

.okay rhonu.- it's your turn.- roll is ill.--

.Ronal are taking a sick day.--

.Raoul why don't you just skip.- me my.--

elbow is hurting. maybe I'm getting.--

osteoporosis. jerk-off elbow come on just.--

give it-all you've got shit.--

-get in shape.- before going out on a quest.--

roam. a barbarian.- who can swing a.--

-double-headed axis well it's not a real.--

.pop berry what the hell am I.- gonna do.- on.--

a quest anyway. I'll just get in your way.--

why can't I hang it-you're a son of.--

-crown.- wahoo.- Kron.- Suns go on quests to.--

kill monsters-and return home in glory.--

-that's the essence of being a barbarian.--

.uncle take a look at me what can I do to.--

-harm a monster flex these muscles and.--

-hope it.- lasts itself to death what's up.--

.Ronal have you gotten some muscles funny.--

.hey have you gotten yourself some brain.--

-cells huh what yeah.- if there's one of my.--

back-and you pop.- it for me.- so.- freakin.--

typical. right.- before the party listen.--

Rory. going out on a quest.- is more about.--

.having big balls.- rather than big muscles.--

.it's about courage.- once you show you're.--

a real man questing is fun crushing-the.--

enemy-is easy.- okay maybe it's just me.--

but I can't get over-the fact.- that you.--

can-seriously die from questing I'll.--

just shut up-on Friday.--

what the hell is. that.--

your arm. Shaytards people.--

Oh

wait hold. its alt.- who goes there.--

greetings noble barbarians. Master.--

.Florian.- bad at your service.- we merely.--

wish humble fee of course. to enrich your.--

spectacular-buffet of.- raffle with.- noble.--

sonatas-from olden times about heroes.--

.and heroines.--

what they. seem songs at parties parties.--

that badass-weapon is not a flame hurler.--

.-.- fucking tuba man coming.- cracked open a.--

-skull.- in ages.- I know that was a joke.--

.howdy girls.--

-how about washing my massive rocks.- bit.--

dirty. for.- Strings.- loot loot.- hey it's.--

time. for Ellen's no.- frivolity my tongue.--

any-better.--

duty calls. we must practice for the.--

party-in there just a little.- time to.--

-check out the.- honey's.- no no no a real.--

bastard-comes down to this.- how does it.--

have to. be so perfect isn't.- it about.--

time-we.- went.- on a quest and join the.--

barbarians tomorrow and getting-it all.--

the-action look at me.- I really need to.--

-meet some chicks man.- I mean write some.--

very. important poems.- and that sort of.--

thing Oh. Allie bet you.- won't be ready.--

.for that until you know.- all poems ever.--

written-entirely.- by heart.- right but that.--

like a-hundred years nonsense.--

total rubbish my little friend. I was.--

only-57 when I was fully trained a.--

-youngster.- now stick.--

.honey better.- so I went.- hunting the other.--

-day why and just.- happened to.- run into an.--

or kindergarten-cute kids.--

here you go sugar. this.- is for you oh.--

really brings out your eyes

oh you got to. see this one too it's an.--

invisibility Body Lotion

.I used to last you and I snuck into a.--

.Hera.- cool right.--

totally sneaky-peeky man you can't even.--

all sons of-crown or gathered Lord.--

Farkas I then the time is. covered.--

can I take over your-shift.- what.- about.--

the party huh

yeah I was a bit tired-okay then.- but.--

blow the horn if you-see anything.--

suspicious okay. think you can do that ah.--

-who cares if I can blow that shitty horn.--

.I.- just want to be alone.- okay it's a big.--

horn first to-drawing a big breath.--

.deeper.- and your God.- for God's sake uncle.--

.who in the hell would.- bother attacking.--

us

we're barbarians-we've crushed.--

.everything in the.- northern hemisphere.--

we've never been attacked-damn it.- you.--

may-be right.- but it's the.- principle that.--

counts-it's gonna be the death.- of me.--

-fucking barbarians man.--

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you know what the hell is that

we're under attack

.let grab your weapons what is your.--

command. unleash the fires of.- hell.--

.I don't remember ordering any.- firewood.--

we're under attack

bitch bar email

I really. do.- try fine.- just.- isn't good.--

enough-Ronald come on.- we've gotta save.--

the others

are these the famous sons of. cron.- how.--

-pathetic.- chain.- the ball up and don't.--

leave anyone behind-we barbarians never.--

surrender

and we want-boughs.- to Lourdes focus on.--

take them away you heard Lord. fall kazar.--

get the last ones-locked up.--

come on hurry up-get the pigs in the.--

cart. I.- haven't got all night.--

remember your shoes and purses

I mean. axes we.- won't be coming.- back to.--

get them a problem here this president

-don't.- with the cops what should.- I do.--

huh-that's not.- a barbarian take it out.--

back-and kill the bitch what yeah damn.--

-it.- now it gets.- the.- Punjab.--

oh. what a night my head.- is killing me.--

wow this place. looks pretty.- nice.- dude.--

where'd everyone go

-you have to do the.- after party or.--

something-wait up.--

Oh

uncle-you're alive not for long.- Cronus.--

calling me-oh no uncle.--

it's probably-just.- a Ronal when your.--

parents died I promised to look after

you I kept that promise

.now it's your turn promise me something.--

-that you'll save the others they're.--

counting-on you.- rhodol.- what but but.- I.--

can't promise me-you must go north.- to.--

the-Oracle the.- Oracle but but how you.--

.are their only hope.- you are the last.--

free barbarian

uncle. uncle.--

.hmm coax a disability lotion yo what's.--

up. you going on a.- quest.- uh no I have to.--

go find-the other barbarians.- now okay.- uh.--

.sounds like a quest.- you're going on the.--

quest. I'm not going on a quest I have to.--

find my tribe that. is so totally a quest.--

.I.- made up and who are you howdy.--

.a Lebert bard pink tick John yeah.--

wait hey you can't say no-cuz I'll just.--

follow you like a shadow

yeah. oh it's gonna.- be awesome man.- you.--

know what since we're heading north. why.--

don't. we visit.- the Amazons along the way.--

.no I hear the chicks up there totally.--

-drool.- we gotta check it out man listen.--

.it's true stop following me around okay.--

Amazon chicks are born hotter and

hornier than a June bride and all-of it.--

Shh you're a-drag man I've got it we'll.--

go to beryllium. know the women there.--

have curly tails. aboard it is I.- would.- be.--

great they sound like pigs. oh come on.--

-what are you doing here.- anyway I need to.--

-talk.- to the Oracle.- so do you think this.--

dude could hook us up great ass buddy

hello hello. well you sure took.- your.--

sweet time-I've been sitting here since.--

-last Sunday are you coming in or what.- uh.--

sorry-what.- why.- well you need.- to wipe my.--

shit-stain shrivel ass you idiot.- fuck.--

-are you doing here I want you the.--

fucking nurse uh what no wewe. gundarr.--

sent me-that's it I'm done shit.- I get to.--

wipe it

-Joey's.- here my.- goddamn hemorrhoids I.--

gotta tell you something about this Lord

focus-ah he's a mighty warrior.- the dark.--

forces of-the zucchinis protects them.--

yeah well it's not as if. I want to fight.--

-him or anything.- I.- just want to find.- my.--

tribe focus-our craze the power to rule.--

all-a metal.- Oh Nia so far no one's been.--

-able to stop.--

this guy is surrounded by impenetrable

armor-no weapon can ever hurt this.--

bastard. there is only one sword with the.--

.power to.- defeat him watch.--

what's so special. about that you.--

barbarian. of all people should know.- that.--

-this is.- Kron 4.--

it's a joke right don't you know it

-doesn't exist.- all of our variants have.--

been searching for. that stupid sword.--

forever-I'm sorry to break it.- to you old.--

-man.- but it's just.- a silly.- fairy only.--

that sword can hurt. Lord.--

.Volkers are.- and you will never save your.--

tribe without-killing him.- only a.--

fearless. warrior will be able.- to use.--

cron-sword.--

and without. a great warrior.- Baltazar is.--

invincible. and.- without a.- ball baby with.--

big balls

the tribe is. cool.--

why do I care. I'm just an Oracle I don't.--

give a fuck it ain't-my fault the.--

barbarians-are captured.--

-Corozal saucer are my lord.- that time is.--

not we-must awaken there's a key.- DS.--

temple soon before it's too late for-the.--

ritual-are all crime signs.- cart my.--

mission is complete fantastic my lord. no.--

nothing can stop us. might ease.- all crime.--

-sons have all been captured.--

-Oh.--

what what now the great and mighty. zahl.--

isn't pleased. one of crime Santa's.--

missing is possible-hey I don't.--

-understand.- we didn't.- leave anyone alive.--

whoa-Heidi the blood of every living.--

barbarian-and you gonna let one escape.--

plague am tell me we're gonna listen-I.--

just. witnessed my village burned to the.--

ground-and now I have to find.- Chron.--

sword-even though I haven't got a rat's.--

ass-chance of finding it.- so will you.--

-just shut up with.- your owns and give me.--

a-chance to think hey I could strum a.--

little barbarian-tunas they don't please.--

not that-crap and.- crime.- people.- please my.--

his sword and thrust with all his

strength. the sward into.- the Katie's.--

still which cracks along. everything up.--

that's-all what what is.- that the pilot.--

.Ekron the ballot of crime has 2073.--

-versus.- I know them.- all by heart.- and.--

.seriously dude Krong gets laid in half.--

of them. white well why.- didn't you tell.--

.me about it man that it is.- late.- lot.- know.--

-about the lyrics it's about Kron you.--

idiot. that first was.- about his sword was.--

it any verses about where the sword is

quick get to. the end from his chest the.--

blood gushed forth-it.- gush.- night and day.--

.you don't know after he dies come on.--

sing. it in his grave the sword.- was.- Lane.--

.plays beyond recall the book of.- wisdom.--

.and El Vanguard is bound to make the.--

call

the book of wisdom. an elven guard.- that's.--

-it.- well we've got to go.- to elven guard.--

-and read the book of wisdom.- really.--

.that's how we'll find the sword.--

-oh those babes are totally.- pitching this.--

-is gonna be.- a kick-ass.- quest.- okay I have.--

two rules for. this trip.- one this is not.--

a quest. and two if we ever see anything.--

that. is even remotely quest like will.--

absolutely go around it

he'll go around it-gotcha good.--

I'm not quite sure-but if.- we just break.--

rule number-one or two.--

how are you are you-one of them answer.--

me I'm just a traveler. I swear I I.--

really-don't want to disturb you.--

.your uh yo yo yo a.- massacre of random.--

men-they challenged me.- to a duel oh no.--

not again

screw it I'll let-you live oh hey.- Ronald.--

.I.- think we just found the.- fairest.--

warrior a need for-cross or what are you.--

crazy. she's a fucking psychopath exactly.--

-what are you waiting for.--

ask her no asshole hey gorgeous

my buddy Ronald wants. to ask you.--

-something no he's wondering if a feisty.--

.warrior babe like you would be.- into.--

-joining our quest you know till I.- save.--

.his travel ebert you.- and as an added.--

.bonus by the campfire if you catch my.--

drift-listen I have no idea what he's.--

.going on.- about.- I.- really don't know this.--

asshole I have. zero.- interest in playing.--

.with your instrument.- hey where you going.--

this-is a hell of an.- offer I told you it.--

was a-bad idea.- we'll find someone.- else.--

to save the barbarians

did you say-barbarians.- uh yeah.--

barbarians are they your tribe. uh yeah.--

.the ones they call the.- greatest warriors.--

of metal. onea um yeah it's a worthy.--

.cause.--

I'll join-you uh sorry what I'm Sandra.--

-shieldmaiden of the shieldmaiden clan.--

where are you going to the elven tower

we just have to figure. out where it.- is.--

first-I think.- we'll need a guide.- there's.--

-probably one.- in the.- next town.- follow me.--

-hey wait you can't just take over.- here's.--

.a problem.- with that listen uh.- no.- great.--

let's-go score rhodol she's so into you.--

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-why'd you you can butter.- my buns and.--

call me a biscuit. this place is sweet.--

-okay here we are.--

yeah okay hey-what's up asshole.--

look. oh great.- it's happy hour.- it's.--

-really crowded today.- stay behind.- me.--

whoa whoa whoa-easy now.--

we'll go in quietly. we'll find our guide.--

-and get out of here without anyone.--

noticing. and no fighting.- okay please.--

your call

Thanks

you know what-your tits look a bit heavy.--

now just. say we were looking for a guide.--

there's only one left-in the back behind.--

the shitter

.after.- Elric okay.- thanks uh hey.--

and are you-Elric the voice of the wind.--

is a light in the Evening Sun the

children of the stars

lead Mother Earth to-rest the darkness.--

is filled by-the moans of happy spirits.--

and the lovers. I sensed you would come.--

.Ori.- elves are connected to all living.--

.things let our.- souls unite.- whoa you.- have.--

the Eagles imagination on the-card.--

-silent will the.- music of the copper.--

beeches-in your heart.- oh.- yeah well now.--

-that.- sounds interesting.--

-listen.- I'm Ronal and.- I name's.- Gary no.--

meaning okay right but here's the thing

-I need a guy yes all.- right but do you.--

need spiritual-or physical guidance.--

-we're going to the elven tower.- I don't.--

have a lot of. gold but the ring will.--

tell me what-to do with you.- stand still.--

let me penetrate your-aura.- why call her.--

mommy

uh-huh. whoo windows me to go with.- you my.--

.bow will sing with.- your sword.- I'm ready.--

I found him

.my.- bow we've seen with your sword.--

.whatever.- let's bounce.--

-hey shieldmaiden.--

leaving so soon how about-a little dance.--

.uh hey hey guys everything everything's.--

.okay we're leaving now no worries we're.--

-cool.- I accept your challenge what they.--

must defeat me or die you're just

.fucking agreed not to cause any.- problem.--

-but they challenged me you promised in.--

and out without any fighting. ok.- it's all.--

up to-you.--

muscle boy. hey shield.- Maiden what's it.--

gonna be

listen-mmm friends.- I know you're itching.--

.for.- a big fight but we're kind of in a.--

hurry. now but I'm sure there must be.--

someone else in here willing to go a few

rounds with-you so if it's.- ok with.- you.--

.we'll just leave.--

have you ever seen one of-these.--

any last words shorty come-on that's.--

friggin-disgusting.- I'm.- gonna court you.--

like a-bottle you little shit that's.--

enough leave him alone Black Riders

where is it up

no challenge. the Lord volcasaurus.- riders.--

which one of you assholes

-is my lord.- one more.- strike and you'll.--

beat your personal record-but my lord.- we.--

-have to find the last son of Cronus.- for.--

moon-or.- elsewhere.- are you gonna shut up.--

.Hensel day hello the target.- has escaped.--

.one.- it's been a very difficult evening.--

.the.- Barbarian is being held by a great.--

warrior. I will not tolerate humiliation.--

bring them-to me both of them.--

-oh are you sure you know where we are it.--

feels like we're walking-and circling.--

speaking to myself. we'll be in the elf.--

.kingdom soon I sense.--

you said the same-thing two.- days ago.--

.we're lost goddamnit.--

we'll end up dying like those. dried-out.--

-losers what's so funny I've heard.--

stories. about the Kurds and.- strength of.--

the barbarians but you have neither-you.--

just moan and whine all the time. I.--

happen to find it. very funny considering.--

.how your ancestors.- are so I'm a joke why.--

did you come along-if you think I whine.--

so much-what's your deal.- with the.--

-Barbarian that's my business.--

-stop look.- uh.- meaning what we elves can.--

connect with all-living creatures.- I will.--

unite with. its.- soul and make it show us.--

the way. out.--

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look on the. other.- side.- there's no.--

-labyrinth over there the entrance to the.--

elf-Kingdom I didn't.--

.elven.- gates.- I salute you didn't you say.--

this-was the.- entrance.--

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come stop-the keepers of the gate must.--

.weigh our souls only those of.- the right.--

stature. are allowed to enter and what.--

-about those with a lesser stature.- what.--

-oh my all the walls are crushed.--

what. well shall we go.- it's.- just.- an FYI.--

.but I but I can't do.- it what honestly.--

.guys.- I'm a pathetic excuse for a.--

barbarian. and I'm certainly not of the.--

right stature. I don't.- think that's how.--

it's bent. Rowan all forget.- it we are.--

going-around it that's not a good.- idea.--

-when you're on a quest you.- must follow.--

the. rules seriously going.- on quests is.--

only gonna get-you killed.- and if you.--

-insist on calling this a quest then read.--

.my lips.--

-this is my quest and I have decided that.--

we are-going around this.- date come on.--

see no death traps no gates no-nothing.--

in our-way.--

all this quest garbage is so-dumb.- if you.--

.just take.- a moment think.- a little.--

-outside.- of.- the.- box.--

.oh no my man bits what the hell was that.--

.we've offended the keepers of the.- gate.- I.--

sense

you-stupid I see almost.- got us killed.--

how the hell would I-know the mountain.--

-would come alive.- I'm just telling you I.--

tried to avoid-problems tried trying.--

-just isn't good enough.- Ronal.- huh.- there.--

are always gonna-be.- problems on quest.--

-you're going to have to solve them not.--

go around

this is the tower of the-elves all of.--

the world's wisdom-is in there.--

the. Book.- of.- Wisdom sits within the top.--

chamber

this way the moon can read it on its

journey. across the darkened sky of night.--

the most sacred-of sacred that's fine.--

that's-where we're going.--

no one from-the outside can enter the.--

elf. Kings archers.- have.- Hawk ties they.--

kill everything-they see so we'll have.--

to do. it the hard way.--

.I kill the two up front.- while you run.--

across no I'll do it

what alone. Ronal are you crazy they'll.--

kill you before-you make.- it to the.--

bridge-yeah I know but they won't see me.--

there. isn't.- much left and I'm the.--

smallest one. wait here how do I look.--

-pretty.- sneaky isn't it what the fuck is.--

so. funny what what it's it's.- fucking.--

empty. ah thanks a lot Corey.- Oh relax.--

.Ronal no one will notice.--

.Oh tiny.- balls just wait here.- till I get.--

.back.- okay.- don't do it Ronal.- just get.--

killed

so today

.Gullit.- live.- Lacombe the Harvey.--

it's open

yeah

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.what.--

there it is

-let's see what we got sort of crawl in.--

this how the hell am I gonna-find sort.--

.of quad thats it cron sword piece of.--

-cake like anyone's ever gonna notice.--

Oh

the map says the. crown was buried with.--

his sword-in the mountain of eternity my.--

-ELF soul.- senses.- but it is far far hidden.--

at it fairly-close by destiny is on our.--

side. hmm I was.- wrong about you what the.--

tower-you made it.--

well sort of-you do the barbarians honor.--

.uh thanks well I've got an axe to.--

sharpen-so uh I I was.- thinking hmm well.--

it's just hmm. I never.- thanked you for.- uh.--

joining-me honestly I couldn't have ever.--

made it without you. okay.--

well then we better. get some.- sleep maybe.--

-we'll find the sword tomorrow so I'll.--

-keep watch.--

we elves-don't need any sleep you can.--

all rest easy hmm can I ask you

something. Ron.- all uh sure go.- ahead what.--

.are they like.--

the barbarians-well they're not the.--

brightest. I was thinking more like in.--

here-Oh.--

.a barbarian.- is always there to.- help.- when.--

you need-them no matter how dangerous or.--

-difficult it is and they go on.- quests.--

all the time

they're totally fearless-kind of hard to.--

believe. that I'm one of them huh I'm.--

-their kick-ass warriors right yep the.--

best in the world

-kick-ass.- warriors are so hard to find.--

-yeah uh-oh what.- i dissent from.- an.--

.ancient tribe of.- field maidens far far.--

far away-according.- to our ways I must.--

marry the warrior who defeats me in a

duel

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many have-tried.- to defeat me but she's.--

too-strong and with every.- new duel.- I.--

grow stronger-and stronger.--

in the meantime-everybody.- else found.--

themselves me one by one. I was the only.--

one. left.--

the duels became few and far between and

in the end. warriors stop coming to.--

challenge me the tribal-elders got angry.--

.they told me.- to leave.- and go out.- into.--

-med ellonija and find my.- own worthy.--

husband. a warrior.- with.- the strength.- to.--

conquer me if somebody-defeats me I have.--

to. obey his every wish but no warrior.--

has been strong enough. yet but but.--

everywhere I go-everybody says.- that the.--

barbarians are metal Onias greatest

warriors-so maybe one.- of the barbarians.--

from-your tribe can beat me that's why I.--

came-along uh.- okay.--

okay what yeah well. uh.- all that stuff.--

you. just told.- me what's that got to do.--

with love at-all.- what do you mean um I.--

love whoever-defeats me I've waited so.--

long. for this I'm about to.- explode whoa.--

-I I've never told anyone.- this before.- oh.--

I see it feels kind of nice

you know. Ronal it's actually nice.--

talking to you-you're pretty nice to.--

-talk.- to.- I mean okay well if I had met it.--

the other way then we would have-to.--

fight yeah that would really. suck yeah.--

.that'd be.- weird you and me.- duel what was.--

-that hey Elric who yells never sleep hey.--

what's that sound there oh I sense a

nasty voice in the way

when you're-at the.- picnic.--

.no-no-no.--

glorious. Queen we have caught these.--

horrible women-and I brought them here.--

so you. me.- decide their fate.- your.- whim.--

pick-him up.--

let me check them out

.hmm.--

most peculiar women-I've never seen.--

anything like it

Oh miss. Queen if I.- die ugly.- girl Oh ask.--

you to speak we're not-women what.- no.--

we're kind-of more like man you know.--

well almost

the gods of. am setup rails.- and.- settles.--

-to finally the time has.- come.- to carry on.--

-our tribe.- take them to the sacred.--

meeting-cabin rattle.- long skinny.- one.--

-first.- save the other.- one my lord and he.--

knows we caught the warrior who helped

the last. barbarian.- escape bring it out.--

well look at this. a seal beta and a very.--

pretty one at that. give me a weapon let.--

me fight-all good things come to.- those.--

who wait-nobody.- touches me you bastard.--

impressive

you really-really turned me off.--

you silly-girl.--

-I know your.- rules shieldmaiden.--

you must. have paid me.- now it is your.--

destiny. you you have to feed it me yes.--

-it's about damn time it's my turn now.--

tonight's mating ceremony is over. you're.--

not up till tomorrow-what tomorrow.--

-Queen's orders come back.- I've.- got the.--

world's bluest ball. oh where are.- you.--

-going we have to go huh.--

what-about the Amazons.- Xandra is in.--

-danger.--

we gotta find. Chron sword and help her.--

before-it's.- too late.- sanjer can wait a.--

week or-so what we can't just let her.--

down

hey if we find another. warrior.- I don't.--

want to-find.- another warrior.- I want.--

.Xandra.- oh you didn't even water long in.--

the first place

just come. screw.- you.- I want to.- stay.- here.--

-and get laid by some really hot babes.--

.that's the.- only reason I joined you.- on.--

your lousy quest-hmm.- oh I.- forgot you're.--

not on a quest-you're more boring that a.--

yeast infection. fine.- then stay.- here.--

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what the hell am. i doing here.--

.are those real of course I just had to.--

see you

I laid eyes on you-I'm gonna throw up my.--

nigga body all over. your manly chest.--

.ah forget.- the silly rules I just.- gotta.--

have. you I found.- you very sexy miss.--

.Queen.- but my friend needs me and I have.--

.to go what.--

listen-just have your girls capture me.--

to get. on.- my.- way back.--

.Oh it.--

well this-must be the first barbarians.--

whoa. mr. Khurana sir.--

.I need to.- borrow your sword for a bit.--

so light whoa-oh.- uh yeah.- sorry about.--

.that.--

Sandra I'm sorry. Ronal how are you.--

-managed to escape my best.- friend is.--

beyond me but. now you show up.- here.- watch.--

out-exactly like my shield.- mate.- said you.--

.want my Lord consort.- the only weapon.--

that-can ever harm you Sandra excellent.--

-you have served me well.- I live to.- serve.--

.you my lord what the hell is going on.--

now go. your.- little barbarian.- have a date.--

with my sauce

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my senses-say that Rome releasing great.--

deal with him what-you must.- saucer my.--

diesel here your humble servant. the.--

blood-of truant sons awaits you open the.--

doors to your

only once every-10,000.- years.--

-is it possible resolved.- - god of the.--

zucchinis-to contact our world.- I'm.--

bringing-him the ultimate sacrifice.- the.--

sons of-krod.- a warrior.- who sent him into.--

the. exile of the.- hereafter has my reward.--

he will give me-his divine.- power.--

everybody will obey me-oh.- maybe fly like.--

the seeds of dandelions

white hair

.oh shit.- what's going on.--

ow you stop no but you skinny bitch. whoa.--

what's-happening man.--

.what'd you do a.- cross sword.- it's down.--

-there on that altar it's too late.--

-there's nothing we can do get out of.--

here

tighter. I.- won't be happy till I hear.--

them squeal like my teaser-receive this.--

offering-of the blood of the sons of.--

.Tron.- bless us with.- your.--

soon I will be mightier than a-god and.--

you will be my immortal-Queen for all.--

-eternity.--

.Hey what are you doing in here.--

yeah I am. alright.- wait.- mr. Oliver.- the.--

-bard.--

.you know for the party look old ritual.--

-let me feel you did heroes help your.--

leather clothes they drive me. on and the.--

way you shake your is it makes me hard

let's dance tonight until. the morning.--

baby I. really wanna hold your hand.--

-that's so fucking lame.--

oh well-adios.--

let the chosen one step-forward.--

.grande.- sword.- I offer you hurry.- up we.--

.gotta free the other Jaime what the hell.--

.would you.- believe this.- shit.--

are you for real-man drama sweet cheeks.--

your ass is. mine you just.- don't think.--

-you now just put it down.- before I whip.--

your ass over-hey why don't you chain.--

yourself back up

why

I've been so-warning to do.--

kill them

-Huebel to be shieldmaiden don't ever.--

forget that

yes my lord

.buona sera.- you don't have to do this.--

.focus I'll beat me in a duel it's my.--

destiny

you've-completely.- frickin lost it.- is it.--

really your destiny. to kill the only.--

-person who actually cares about you just.--

because. some.- ironclad madman beat you in.--

a fight is it

you must drink the blood. there's no time.--

left

the sounds of. terror will rise towards.--

the sky. all shall bow to me.--

fuck saga-Crotty pulled his mighty sword.--

and thrust with all his strength. the.--

sword. into zucchinies skull which.--

cracked along its length

what you have to hit-him in the.- forehead.--

with. crong sword it's.- red point man oh.--

[Music]

no you have to get-out of.- here.- go save.--

-yourself.- what.- are you talking about damn.--

it this is no place for-you beat it.- no.--

I'm done being a pussy

.yeah way to go.--

fucking kill may-I aim with the eyes of.--

-a hawk.- my arrow to fly with wings.--

I got you-a.- little French Luke.--

my queen. countlessly.- for me what are you.--

.doing kill David your destiny.- is to.--

.serve no it's over.--

.okay try let's show them how we.--

barbarians really-far.--

oh fuck. this one's.- for God.- are.--

.Oh.--

oh shit. my g-string as I'm in this I in.--

years

-row row row No.--

gone home

he likes. Rana.- the bestest barbarian who.--

ever lived

Oh

what are you staring at-these life.--

.Runnels alive.- I said we don't have.- to.--

find-a duel now do we know you've.--

already conquered my-heart.--

Oh

wanna see something nice yes I said it's

a-really.- big tightness in your groin.--

.yeah try being strapped to a leather.--

cross for a week. the same Siriano.- the.--

.fuzzies Bavaria.--

don't-like a pussy.- fucking barbarians.--

[Music]

he was a weak boy. laughter he wasn't.--

-yeah.--

oh he was a-geek boy with a chess song.--

big balls. berry balls hot balls.- hot.--

phase hairy babes

yummy bangs-the.- army.- balls and oily.--

-muscles.--

-okay.--