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in the beginning there. was only darkness.--
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.and out.- of.- that darkness.- was.- born.- the.--
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demons are who loved as a kid ease and
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oppressor. of humankind but from out of.--
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the shadows. cane cron.- warrior above.--
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-whole warriors and bearer of the.- gods.--
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-saw.--
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he freed humankind and led them. to.--
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victory
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but victory was-daily one suffering a.--
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mortal wound to his heart-cron bled for.--
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seven days-and.- seven nights and a.--
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hundred warriors drank of his spilled
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blood and bad his strength cron looked
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down at them. and what he saw.- was good.--
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and with that he died
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thus were born the barbarians. the mighty.--
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sons of cron
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.oh yeah.--
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listen up people
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strength courage-fearlessness.- these.--
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.frags work.- Ron's gifts to our people for.--
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thousands of. generations his untitled.--
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-garage has been running through our.--
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veins. that's it's what we celebrate on.--
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this day every year. before we go on a.--
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quest. my first and foremost it is.- Ron's.--
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blood which makes us barbarians. the.--
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-greatest warriors in all of metal.- onea.--
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.okay rhonu.- it's your turn.- roll is ill.--
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.Ronal are taking a sick day.--
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.Raoul why don't you just skip.- me my.--
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elbow is hurting. maybe I'm getting.--
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osteoporosis. jerk-off elbow come on just.--
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give it-all you've got shit.--
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-get in shape.- before going out on a quest.--
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roam. a barbarian.- who can swing a.--
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-double-headed axis well it's not a real.--
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.pop berry what the hell am I.- gonna do.- on.--
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a quest anyway. I'll just get in your way.--
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why can't I hang it-you're a son of.--
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-crown.- wahoo.- Kron.- Suns go on quests to.--
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kill monsters-and return home in glory.--
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-that's the essence of being a barbarian.--
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.uncle take a look at me what can I do to.--
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-harm a monster flex these muscles and.--
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-hope it.- lasts itself to death what's up.--
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.Ronal have you gotten some muscles funny.--
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.hey have you gotten yourself some brain.--
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-cells huh what yeah.- if there's one of my.--
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back-and you pop.- it for me.- so.- freakin.--
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typical. right.- before the party listen.--
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Rory. going out on a quest.- is more about.--
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.having big balls.- rather than big muscles.--
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.it's about courage.- once you show you're.--
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a real man questing is fun crushing-the.--
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enemy-is easy.- okay maybe it's just me.--
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but I can't get over-the fact.- that you.--
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can-seriously die from questing I'll.--
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just shut up-on Friday.--
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what the hell is. that.--
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your arm. Shaytards people.--
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Oh
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wait hold. its alt.- who goes there.--
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greetings noble barbarians. Master.--
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.Florian.- bad at your service.- we merely.--
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wish humble fee of course. to enrich your.--
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spectacular-buffet of.- raffle with.- noble.--
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sonatas-from olden times about heroes.--
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.and heroines.--
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what they. seem songs at parties parties.--
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that badass-weapon is not a flame hurler.--
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.-.- fucking tuba man coming.- cracked open a.--
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-skull.- in ages.- I know that was a joke.--
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.howdy girls.--
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-how about washing my massive rocks.- bit.--
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dirty. for.- Strings.- loot loot.- hey it's.--
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time. for Ellen's no.- frivolity my tongue.--
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any-better.--
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duty calls. we must practice for the.--
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party-in there just a little.- time to.--
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-check out the.- honey's.- no no no a real.--
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bastard-comes down to this.- how does it.--
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have to. be so perfect isn't.- it about.--
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time-we.- went.- on a quest and join the.--
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barbarians tomorrow and getting-it all.--
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the-action look at me.- I really need to.--
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-meet some chicks man.- I mean write some.--
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very. important poems.- and that sort of.--
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thing Oh. Allie bet you.- won't be ready.--
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.for that until you know.- all poems ever.--
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written-entirely.- by heart.- right but that.--
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like a-hundred years nonsense.--
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total rubbish my little friend. I was.--
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only-57 when I was fully trained a.--
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-youngster.- now stick.--
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.honey better.- so I went.- hunting the other.--
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-day why and just.- happened to.- run into an.--
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or kindergarten-cute kids.--
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here you go sugar. this.- is for you oh.--
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really brings out your eyes
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oh you got to. see this one too it's an.--
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invisibility Body Lotion
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.I used to last you and I snuck into a.--
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.Hera.- cool right.--
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totally sneaky-peeky man you can't even.--
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all sons of-crown or gathered Lord.--
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Farkas I then the time is. covered.--
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can I take over your-shift.- what.- about.--
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the party huh
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yeah I was a bit tired-okay then.- but.--
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blow the horn if you-see anything.--
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suspicious okay. think you can do that ah.--
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-who cares if I can blow that shitty horn.--
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.I.- just want to be alone.- okay it's a big.--
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horn first to-drawing a big breath.--
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.deeper.- and your God.- for God's sake uncle.--
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.who in the hell would.- bother attacking.--
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us
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we're barbarians-we've crushed.--
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.everything in the.- northern hemisphere.--
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we've never been attacked-damn it.- you.--
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may-be right.- but it's the.- principle that.--
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counts-it's gonna be the death.- of me.--
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-fucking barbarians man.--
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[Music]
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you know what the hell is that
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we're under attack
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.let grab your weapons what is your.--
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command. unleash the fires of.- hell.--
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.I don't remember ordering any.- firewood.--
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we're under attack
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bitch bar email
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I really. do.- try fine.- just.- isn't good.--
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enough-Ronald come on.- we've gotta save.--
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the others
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are these the famous sons of. cron.- how.--
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-pathetic.- chain.- the ball up and don't.--
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leave anyone behind-we barbarians never.--
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surrender
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and we want-boughs.- to Lourdes focus on.--
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take them away you heard Lord. fall kazar.--
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get the last ones-locked up.--
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come on hurry up-get the pigs in the.--
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cart. I.- haven't got all night.--
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remember your shoes and purses
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I mean. axes we.- won't be coming.- back to.--
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get them a problem here this president
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-don't.- with the cops what should.- I do.--
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huh-that's not.- a barbarian take it out.--
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back-and kill the bitch what yeah damn.--
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-it.- now it gets.- the.- Punjab.--
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oh. what a night my head.- is killing me.--
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wow this place. looks pretty.- nice.- dude.--
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where'd everyone go
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-you have to do the.- after party or.--
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something-wait up.--
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Oh
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uncle-you're alive not for long.- Cronus.--
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calling me-oh no uncle.--
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it's probably-just.- a Ronal when your.--
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parents died I promised to look after
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you I kept that promise
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.now it's your turn promise me something.--
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-that you'll save the others they're.--
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counting-on you.- rhodol.- what but but.- I.--
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can't promise me-you must go north.- to.--
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the-Oracle the.- Oracle but but how you.--
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.are their only hope.- you are the last.--
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free barbarian
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uncle. uncle.--
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.hmm coax a disability lotion yo what's.--
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up. you going on a.- quest.- uh no I have to.--
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go find-the other barbarians.- now okay.- uh.--
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.sounds like a quest.- you're going on the.--
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quest. I'm not going on a quest I have to.--
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find my tribe that. is so totally a quest.--
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.I.- made up and who are you howdy.--
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.a Lebert bard pink tick John yeah.--
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wait hey you can't say no-cuz I'll just.--
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follow you like a shadow
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yeah. oh it's gonna.- be awesome man.- you.--
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know what since we're heading north. why.--
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don't. we visit.- the Amazons along the way.--
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.no I hear the chicks up there totally.--
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-drool.- we gotta check it out man listen.--
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.it's true stop following me around okay.--
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Amazon chicks are born hotter and
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hornier than a June bride and all-of it.--
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Shh you're a-drag man I've got it we'll.--
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go to beryllium. know the women there.--
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have curly tails. aboard it is I.- would.- be.--
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great they sound like pigs. oh come on.--
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-what are you doing here.- anyway I need to.--
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-talk.- to the Oracle.- so do you think this.--
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dude could hook us up great ass buddy
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hello hello. well you sure took.- your.--
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sweet time-I've been sitting here since.--
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-last Sunday are you coming in or what.- uh.--
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sorry-what.- why.- well you need.- to wipe my.--
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shit-stain shrivel ass you idiot.- fuck.--
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-are you doing here I want you the.--
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fucking nurse uh what no wewe. gundarr.--
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sent me-that's it I'm done shit.- I get to.--
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wipe it
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-Joey's.- here my.- goddamn hemorrhoids I.--
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gotta tell you something about this Lord
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focus-ah he's a mighty warrior.- the dark.--
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forces of-the zucchinis protects them.--
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yeah well it's not as if. I want to fight.--
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-him or anything.- I.- just want to find.- my.--
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tribe focus-our craze the power to rule.--
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all-a metal.- Oh Nia so far no one's been.--
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-able to stop.--
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this guy is surrounded by impenetrable
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armor-no weapon can ever hurt this.--
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bastard. there is only one sword with the.--
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.power to.- defeat him watch.--
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what's so special. about that you.--
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barbarian. of all people should know.- that.--
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-this is.- Kron 4.--
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it's a joke right don't you know it
270
00:23:03,430 --> 00:23:07,960
-doesn't exist.- all of our variants have.--
271
00:23:05,829 --> 00:23:10,179
been searching for. that stupid sword.--
272
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:15,700
forever-I'm sorry to break it.- to you old.--
273
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:17,200
-man.- but it's just.- a silly.- fairy only.--
274
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:19,930
that sword can hurt. Lord.--
275
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:23,980
.Volkers are.- and you will never save your.--
276
00:23:19,930 --> 00:23:26,200
tribe without-killing him.- only a.--
277
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:27,849
fearless. warrior will be able.- to use.--
278
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,220
cron-sword.--
279
00:23:27,849 --> 00:23:32,469
and without. a great warrior.- Baltazar is.--
280
00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:33,190
invincible. and.- without a.- ball baby with.--
281
00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:36,420
big balls
282
00:23:33,190 --> 00:23:36,420
the tribe is. cool.--
283
00:23:39,038 --> 00:23:45,048
why do I care. I'm just an Oracle I don't.--
284
00:23:42,169 --> 00:23:48,400
give a fuck it ain't-my fault the.--
285
00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:48,400
barbarians-are captured.--
286
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:52,660
287
00:23:57,609 --> 00:24:30,598
288
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:41,730
-Corozal saucer are my lord.- that time is.--
289
00:24:39,839 --> 00:24:44,159
not we-must awaken there's a key.- DS.--
290
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:47,730
temple soon before it's too late for-the.--
291
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:51,150
ritual-are all crime signs.- cart my.--
292
00:24:47,730 --> 00:24:54,990
mission is complete fantastic my lord. no.--
293
00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:57,210
nothing can stop us. might ease.- all crime.--
294
00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:59,240
-sons have all been captured.--
295
00:24:57,210 --> 00:24:59,240
-Oh.--
296
00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:22,509
what what now the great and mighty. zahl.--
297
00:25:19,808 --> 00:25:26,649
isn't pleased. one of crime Santa's.--
298
00:25:22,509 --> 00:25:28,750
missing is possible-hey I don't.--
299
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:31,990
-understand.- we didn't.- leave anyone alive.--
300
00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:36,900
whoa-Heidi the blood of every living.--
301
00:25:31,990 --> 00:26:01,720
barbarian-and you gonna let one escape.--
302
00:25:36,900 --> 00:26:03,250
plague am tell me we're gonna listen-I.--
303
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,990
just. witnessed my village burned to the.--
304
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:06,819
ground-and now I have to find.- Chron.--
305
00:26:04,990 --> 00:26:08,620
sword-even though I haven't got a rat's.--
306
00:26:06,819 --> 00:26:10,029
ass-chance of finding it.- so will you.--
307
00:26:08,619 --> 00:26:13,509
-just shut up with.- your owns and give me.--
308
00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:15,250
a-chance to think hey I could strum a.--
309
00:26:13,509 --> 00:26:18,369
little barbarian-tunas they don't please.--
310
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:20,380
not that-crap and.- crime.- people.- please my.--
311
00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:22,928
his sword and thrust with all his
312
00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:25,330
strength. the sward into.- the Katie's.--
313
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:28,298
still which cracks along. everything up.--
314
00:26:25,329 --> 00:26:31,509
that's-all what what is.- that the pilot.--
315
00:26:28,298 --> 00:26:33,339
.Ekron the ballot of crime has 2073.--
316
00:26:31,509 --> 00:26:35,859
-versus.- I know them.- all by heart.- and.--
317
00:26:33,339 --> 00:26:37,629
.seriously dude Krong gets laid in half.--
318
00:26:35,859 --> 00:26:40,149
of them. white well why.- didn't you tell.--
319
00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:42,610
.me about it man that it is.- late.- lot.- know.--
320
00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:44,980
-about the lyrics it's about Kron you.--
321
00:26:42,609 --> 00:26:46,808
idiot. that first was.- about his sword was.--
322
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:50,140
it any verses about where the sword is
323
00:26:46,808 --> 00:26:52,538
quick get to. the end from his chest the.--
324
00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:54,850
blood gushed forth-it.- gush.- night and day.--
325
00:26:52,538 --> 00:26:56,819
.you don't know after he dies come on.--
326
00:26:54,849 --> 00:26:59,980
sing. it in his grave the sword.- was.- Lane.--
327
00:26:56,819 --> 00:27:02,678
.plays beyond recall the book of.- wisdom.--
328
00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:03,490
.and El Vanguard is bound to make the.--
329
00:27:02,679 --> 00:27:06,370
call
330
00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:08,019
the book of wisdom. an elven guard.- that's.--
331
00:27:06,369 --> 00:27:09,579
-it.- well we've got to go.- to elven guard.--
332
00:27:08,019 --> 00:27:11,259
-and read the book of wisdom.- really.--
333
00:27:09,579 --> 00:27:14,199
.that's how we'll find the sword.--
334
00:27:11,259 --> 00:27:18,369
-oh those babes are totally.- pitching this.--
335
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:20,830
-is gonna be.- a kick-ass.- quest.- okay I have.--
336
00:27:18,369 --> 00:27:23,889
two rules for. this trip.- one this is not.--
337
00:27:20,829 --> 00:27:26,048
a quest. and two if we ever see anything.--
338
00:27:23,890 --> 00:27:28,000
that. is even remotely quest like will.--
339
00:27:26,048 --> 00:27:30,619
absolutely go around it
340
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:36,278
he'll go around it-gotcha good.--
341
00:27:30,619 --> 00:27:36,278
342
00:27:37,349 --> 00:27:41,659
I'm not quite sure-but if.- we just break.--
343
00:27:40,179 --> 00:27:55,400
rule number-one or two.--
344
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:55,400
345
00:27:59,809 --> 00:28:02,940
346
00:28:10,049 --> 00:28:13,149
347
00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:33,909
how are you are you-one of them answer.--
348
00:28:28,118 --> 00:28:35,829
me I'm just a traveler. I swear I I.--
349
00:28:33,909 --> 00:28:38,679
really-don't want to disturb you.--
350
00:28:35,829 --> 00:28:42,609
.your uh yo yo yo a.- massacre of random.--
351
00:28:38,679 --> 00:28:43,090
men-they challenged me.- to a duel oh no.--
352
00:28:42,609 --> 00:28:46,149
not again
353
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:46,149
354
00:28:50,490 --> 00:28:59,200
screw it I'll let-you live oh hey.- Ronald.--
355
00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:01,538
.I.- think we just found the.- fairest.--
356
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:05,528
warrior a need for-cross or what are you.--
357
00:29:01,538 --> 00:29:06,730
crazy. she's a fucking psychopath exactly.--
358
00:29:05,528 --> 00:29:09,909
-what are you waiting for.--
359
00:29:06,730 --> 00:29:11,649
ask her no asshole hey gorgeous
360
00:29:09,909 --> 00:29:13,778
my buddy Ronald wants. to ask you.--
361
00:29:11,648 --> 00:29:15,788
-something no he's wondering if a feisty.--
362
00:29:13,778 --> 00:29:17,950
.warrior babe like you would be.- into.--
363
00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:20,319
-joining our quest you know till I.- save.--
364
00:29:17,950 --> 00:29:25,210
.his travel ebert you.- and as an added.--
365
00:29:20,319 --> 00:29:27,158
.bonus by the campfire if you catch my.--
366
00:29:25,210 --> 00:29:28,690
drift-listen I have no idea what he's.--
367
00:29:27,159 --> 00:29:34,840
.going on.- about.- I.- really don't know this.--
368
00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:37,389
asshole I have. zero.- interest in playing.--
369
00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:39,668
.with your instrument.- hey where you going.--
370
00:29:37,388 --> 00:29:41,740
this-is a hell of an.- offer I told you it.--
371
00:29:39,669 --> 00:29:43,340
was a-bad idea.- we'll find someone.- else.--
372
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:47,138
to save the barbarians
373
00:29:43,339 --> 00:29:50,599
did you say-barbarians.- uh yeah.--
374
00:29:47,138 --> 00:29:52,428
barbarians are they your tribe. uh yeah.--
375
00:29:50,599 --> 00:29:58,819
.the ones they call the.- greatest warriors.--
376
00:29:52,429 --> 00:29:59,450
of metal. onea um yeah it's a worthy.--
377
00:29:58,819 --> 00:30:03,648
.cause.--
378
00:29:59,450 --> 00:30:05,778
I'll join-you uh sorry what I'm Sandra.--
379
00:30:03,648 --> 00:30:07,998
-shieldmaiden of the shieldmaiden clan.--
380
00:30:05,778 --> 00:30:10,128
where are you going to the elven tower
381
00:30:07,999 --> 00:30:12,589
we just have to figure. out where it.- is.--
382
00:30:10,128 --> 00:30:14,719
first-I think.- we'll need a guide.- there's.--
383
00:30:12,589 --> 00:30:16,519
-probably one.- in the.- next town.- follow me.--
384
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:20,868
-hey wait you can't just take over.- here's.--
385
00:30:16,519 --> 00:30:26,099
.a problem.- with that listen uh.- no.- great.--
386
00:30:20,868 --> 00:30:36,799
let's-go score rhodol she's so into you.--
387
00:30:26,099 --> 00:30:36,799
[Music]
388
00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:47,298
[Music]
389
00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:15,110
-why'd you you can butter.- my buns and.--
390
00:31:11,190 --> 00:31:16,889
call me a biscuit. this place is sweet.--
391
00:31:15,109 --> 00:31:22,069
-okay here we are.--
392
00:31:16,888 --> 00:31:22,069
yeah okay hey-what's up asshole.--
393
00:31:24,378 --> 00:31:30,388
look. oh great.- it's happy hour.- it's.--
394
00:31:27,868 --> 00:31:33,418
-really crowded today.- stay behind.- me.--
395
00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:35,699
whoa whoa whoa-easy now.--
396
00:31:33,419 --> 00:31:36,960
we'll go in quietly. we'll find our guide.--
397
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:45,558
-and get out of here without anyone.--
398
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:47,389
noticing. and no fighting.- okay please.--
399
00:31:45,558 --> 00:31:50,388
your call
400
00:31:47,388 --> 00:31:50,388
Thanks
401
00:31:57,279 --> 00:32:04,960
402
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:12,950
403
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:12,950
you know what-your tits look a bit heavy.--
404
00:32:16,599 --> 00:32:39,579
405
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:43,009
now just. say we were looking for a guide.--
406
00:32:39,579 --> 00:32:43,879
there's only one left-in the back behind.--
407
00:32:43,009 --> 00:32:58,759
the shitter
408
00:32:43,880 --> 00:33:02,330
.after.- Elric okay.- thanks uh hey.--
409
00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:05,089
and are you-Elric the voice of the wind.--
410
00:33:02,329 --> 00:33:06,319
is a light in the Evening Sun the
411
00:33:05,089 --> 00:33:09,949
children of the stars
412
00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:12,500
lead Mother Earth to-rest the darkness.--
413
00:33:09,950 --> 00:33:15,920
is filled by-the moans of happy spirits.--
414
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:17,660
and the lovers. I sensed you would come.--
415
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:23,630
.Ori.- elves are connected to all living.--
416
00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:25,370
.things let our.- souls unite.- whoa you.- have.--
417
00:33:23,630 --> 00:33:27,890
the Eagles imagination on the-card.--
418
00:33:25,369 --> 00:33:32,389
-silent will the.- music of the copper.--
419
00:33:27,890 --> 00:33:33,380
beeches-in your heart.- oh.- yeah well now.--
420
00:33:32,390 --> 00:33:43,009
-that.- sounds interesting.--
421
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:45,770
-listen.- I'm Ronal and.- I name's.- Gary no.--
422
00:33:43,009 --> 00:33:47,539
meaning okay right but here's the thing
423
00:33:45,769 --> 00:33:49,279
-I need a guy yes all.- right but do you.--
424
00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:51,079
need spiritual-or physical guidance.--
425
00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:52,849
-we're going to the elven tower.- I don't.--
426
00:33:51,079 --> 00:33:55,279
have a lot of. gold but the ring will.--
427
00:33:52,849 --> 00:33:58,579
tell me what-to do with you.- stand still.--
428
00:33:55,279 --> 00:34:00,460
let me penetrate your-aura.- why call her.--
429
00:33:58,579 --> 00:34:03,369
mommy
430
00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:07,009
431
00:34:03,369 --> 00:34:10,250
uh-huh. whoo windows me to go with.- you my.--
432
00:34:07,009 --> 00:34:14,579
.bow will sing with.- your sword.- I'm ready.--
433
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:14,579
434
00:34:18,969 --> 00:34:22,969
I found him
435
00:34:21,619 --> 00:34:26,469
.my.- bow we've seen with your sword.--
436
00:34:22,969 --> 00:34:26,469
.whatever.- let's bounce.--
437
00:34:27,219 --> 00:34:35,949
-hey shieldmaiden.--
438
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:35,949
leaving so soon how about-a little dance.--
439
00:34:36,590 --> 00:34:42,610
440
00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:45,579
.uh hey hey guys everything everything's.--
441
00:34:42,610 --> 00:34:48,640
.okay we're leaving now no worries we're.--
442
00:34:45,579 --> 00:34:51,400
-cool.- I accept your challenge what they.--
443
00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:53,529
must defeat me or die you're just
444
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,990
.fucking agreed not to cause any.- problem.--
445
00:34:53,530 --> 00:35:00,970
-but they challenged me you promised in.--
446
00:34:55,989 --> 00:35:01,629
and out without any fighting. ok.- it's all.--
447
00:35:00,969 --> 00:35:03,759
up to-you.--
448
00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:05,849
muscle boy. hey shield.- Maiden what's it.--
449
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:09,970
gonna be
450
00:35:05,849 --> 00:35:12,190
listen-mmm friends.- I know you're itching.--
451
00:35:09,969 --> 00:35:15,519
.for.- a big fight but we're kind of in a.--
452
00:35:12,190 --> 00:35:17,110
hurry. now but I'm sure there must be.--
453
00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:19,989
someone else in here willing to go a few
454
00:35:17,110 --> 00:35:23,039
rounds with-you so if it's.- ok with.- you.--
455
00:35:19,989 --> 00:35:23,039
.we'll just leave.--
456
00:35:24,510 --> 00:35:31,650
457
00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:37,599
458
00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:49,589
have you ever seen one of-these.--
459
00:35:53,139 --> 00:35:59,598
460
00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:59,599
461
00:36:00,510 --> 00:36:11,110
any last words shorty come-on that's.--
462
00:36:08,079 --> 00:36:12,819
friggin-disgusting.- I'm.- gonna court you.--
463
00:36:11,110 --> 00:36:24,360
like a-bottle you little shit that's.--
464
00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:24,360
enough leave him alone Black Riders
465
00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:42,010
where is it up
466
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:53,570
no challenge. the Lord volcasaurus.- riders.--
467
00:37:05,650 --> 00:37:09,068
which one of you assholes
468
00:37:10,989 --> 00:37:18,129
469
00:37:26,949 --> 00:37:34,159
-is my lord.- one more.- strike and you'll.--
470
00:37:30,139 --> 00:37:36,588
beat your personal record-but my lord.- we.--
471
00:37:34,159 --> 00:37:38,838
-have to find the last son of Cronus.- for.--
472
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:46,429
moon-or.- elsewhere.- are you gonna shut up.--
473
00:37:38,838 --> 00:37:49,099
.Hensel day hello the target.- has escaped.--
474
00:37:46,429 --> 00:37:51,078
.one.- it's been a very difficult evening.--
475
00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:57,619
.the.- Barbarian is being held by a great.--
476
00:37:51,079 --> 00:38:01,990
warrior. I will not tolerate humiliation.--
477
00:37:57,619 --> 00:38:09,269
bring them-to me both of them.--
478
00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:09,269
479
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:17,430
-oh are you sure you know where we are it.--
480
00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:19,740
feels like we're walking-and circling.--
481
00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:21,480
speaking to myself. we'll be in the elf.--
482
00:38:19,739 --> 00:38:23,519
.kingdom soon I sense.--
483
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:25,318
you said the same-thing two.- days ago.--
484
00:38:23,519 --> 00:38:27,088
.we're lost goddamnit.--
485
00:38:25,318 --> 00:38:31,349
we'll end up dying like those. dried-out.--
486
00:38:27,088 --> 00:38:33,088
-losers what's so funny I've heard.--
487
00:38:31,349 --> 00:38:35,400
stories. about the Kurds and.- strength of.--
488
00:38:33,088 --> 00:38:37,619
the barbarians but you have neither-you.--
489
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,990
just moan and whine all the time. I.--
490
00:38:37,619 --> 00:38:42,390
happen to find it. very funny considering.--
491
00:38:39,989 --> 00:38:43,949
.how your ancestors.- are so I'm a joke why.--
492
00:38:42,389 --> 00:38:45,659
did you come along-if you think I whine.--
493
00:38:43,949 --> 00:38:47,730
so much-what's your deal.- with the.--
494
00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:57,118
-Barbarian that's my business.--
495
00:38:47,730 --> 00:38:59,219
-stop look.- uh.- meaning what we elves can.--
496
00:38:57,119 --> 00:39:01,559
connect with all-living creatures.- I will.--
497
00:38:59,219 --> 00:39:04,098
unite with. its.- soul and make it show us.--
498
00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:04,099
the way. out.--
499
00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:21,989
[Music]
500
00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:37,800
look on the. other.- side.- there's no.--
501
00:39:32,699 --> 00:39:43,009
-labyrinth over there the entrance to the.--
502
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:43,010
elf-Kingdom I didn't.--
503
00:39:51,150 --> 00:40:00,950
.elven.- gates.- I salute you didn't you say.--
504
00:39:58,289 --> 00:40:00,950
this-was the.- entrance.--
505
00:40:17,789 --> 00:40:25,650
[Music]
506
00:40:21,590 --> 00:40:31,170
come stop-the keepers of the gate must.--
507
00:40:25,650 --> 00:40:35,460
.weigh our souls only those of.- the right.--
508
00:40:31,170 --> 00:40:37,920
stature. are allowed to enter and what.--
509
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:39,750
-about those with a lesser stature.- what.--
510
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:42,450
-oh my all the walls are crushed.--
511
00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:45,179
what. well shall we go.- it's.- just.- an FYI.--
512
00:40:42,449 --> 00:40:47,159
.but I but I can't do.- it what honestly.--
513
00:40:45,179 --> 00:40:49,379
.guys.- I'm a pathetic excuse for a.--
514
00:40:47,159 --> 00:40:51,779
barbarian. and I'm certainly not of the.--
515
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:54,539
right stature. I don't.- think that's how.--
516
00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:56,730
it's bent. Rowan all forget.- it we are.--
517
00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:58,199
going-around it that's not a good.- idea.--
518
00:40:56,730 --> 00:41:00,900
-when you're on a quest you.- must follow.--
519
00:40:58,199 --> 00:41:02,909
the. rules seriously going.- on quests is.--
520
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:04,829
only gonna get-you killed.- and if you.--
521
00:41:02,909 --> 00:41:05,339
-insist on calling this a quest then read.--
522
00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:07,860
.my lips.--
523
00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:12,000
-this is my quest and I have decided that.--
524
00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:15,630
we are-going around this.- date come on.--
525
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,630
526
00:41:18,699 --> 00:41:23,029
see no death traps no gates no-nothing.--
527
00:41:22,489 --> 00:41:25,969
in our-way.--
528
00:41:23,030 --> 00:41:27,260
all this quest garbage is so-dumb.- if you.--
529
00:41:25,969 --> 00:41:29,980
.just take.- a moment think.- a little.--
530
00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:29,980
-outside.- of.- the.- box.--
531
00:41:33,869 --> 00:41:39,779
.oh no my man bits what the hell was that.--
532
00:41:37,590 --> 00:41:42,559
.we've offended the keepers of the.- gate.- I.--
533
00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:42,560
sense
534
00:41:44,099 --> 00:41:47,210
535
00:41:49,510 --> 00:42:07,469
536
00:42:15,380 --> 00:42:19,500
you-stupid I see almost.- got us killed.--
537
00:42:18,210 --> 00:42:21,059
how the hell would I-know the mountain.--
538
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:24,300
-would come alive.- I'm just telling you I.--
539
00:42:21,059 --> 00:42:26,730
tried to avoid-problems tried trying.--
540
00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:29,599
-just isn't good enough.- Ronal.- huh.- there.--
541
00:42:26,730 --> 00:42:32,969
are always gonna-be.- problems on quest.--
542
00:42:29,599 --> 00:42:35,269
-you're going to have to solve them not.--
543
00:42:32,969 --> 00:42:35,269
go around
544
00:42:41,179 --> 00:42:47,159
545
00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:50,019
this is the tower of the-elves all of.--
546
00:42:47,159 --> 00:42:52,588
the world's wisdom-is in there.--
547
00:42:50,019 --> 00:42:55,048
548
00:42:52,588 --> 00:42:56,568
the. Book.- of.- Wisdom sits within the top.--
549
00:42:55,048 --> 00:42:58,668
chamber
550
00:42:56,568 --> 00:43:00,798
this way the moon can read it on its
551
00:42:58,668 --> 00:43:05,118
journey. across the darkened sky of night.--
552
00:43:00,798 --> 00:43:08,469
the most sacred-of sacred that's fine.--
553
00:43:05,119 --> 00:43:08,469
that's-where we're going.--
554
00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:13,429
555
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:28,818
no one from-the outside can enter the.--
556
00:43:13,429 --> 00:43:42,349
elf. Kings archers.- have.- Hawk ties they.--
557
00:43:28,818 --> 00:43:43,130
kill everything-they see so we'll have.--
558
00:43:42,349 --> 00:43:45,109
to do. it the hard way.--
559
00:43:43,130 --> 00:43:48,979
.I kill the two up front.- while you run.--
560
00:43:45,108 --> 00:43:54,558
across no I'll do it
561
00:43:48,978 --> 00:43:55,698
what alone. Ronal are you crazy they'll.--
562
00:43:54,559 --> 00:44:01,359
kill you before-you make.- it to the.--
563
00:43:55,699 --> 00:44:03,409
bridge-yeah I know but they won't see me.--
564
00:44:01,358 --> 00:44:10,369
there. isn't.- much left and I'm the.--
565
00:44:03,409 --> 00:44:16,939
smallest one. wait here how do I look.--
566
00:44:10,369 --> 00:44:21,919
-pretty.- sneaky isn't it what the fuck is.--
567
00:44:16,938 --> 00:44:25,098
so. funny what what it's it's.- fucking.--
568
00:44:21,918 --> 00:44:26,719
empty. ah thanks a lot Corey.- Oh relax.--
569
00:44:25,099 --> 00:44:29,390
.Ronal no one will notice.--
570
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:31,909
.Oh tiny.- balls just wait here.- till I get.--
571
00:44:29,389 --> 00:44:34,118
.back.- okay.- don't do it Ronal.- just get.--
572
00:44:31,909 --> 00:44:34,119
killed
573
00:44:44,159 --> 00:44:47,239
574
00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:56,778
575
00:44:57,699 --> 00:45:04,269
so today
576
00:44:59,590 --> 00:45:04,269
.Gullit.- live.- Lacombe the Harvey.--
577
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,329
it's open
578
00:45:31,969 --> 00:45:35,219
579
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,539
580
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,440
yeah
581
00:45:48,130 --> 00:45:53,090
[Music]
582
00:45:57,409 --> 00:46:18,420
[Music]
583
00:46:31,829 --> 00:46:34,829
.what.--
584
00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:42,549
585
00:46:43,530 --> 00:46:46,310
there it is
586
00:46:51,449 --> 00:46:58,469
-let's see what we got sort of crawl in.--
587
00:46:56,460 --> 00:47:06,088
this how the hell am I gonna-find sort.--
588
00:46:58,469 --> 00:47:11,568
.of quad thats it cron sword piece of.--
589
00:47:06,088 --> 00:47:11,568
-cake like anyone's ever gonna notice.--
590
00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:34,679
591
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:45,260
592
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,630
593
00:48:05,469 --> 00:48:18,609
594
00:48:16,610 --> 00:48:18,610
Oh
595
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:31,950
the map says the. crown was buried with.--
596
00:48:28,559 --> 00:48:35,369
his sword-in the mountain of eternity my.--
597
00:48:31,949 --> 00:48:40,019
-ELF soul.- senses.- but it is far far hidden.--
598
00:48:35,369 --> 00:48:50,849
at it fairly-close by destiny is on our.--
599
00:48:40,019 --> 00:48:52,650
side. hmm I was.- wrong about you what the.--
600
00:48:50,849 --> 00:48:57,559
tower-you made it.--
601
00:48:52,650 --> 00:49:04,260
well sort of-you do the barbarians honor.--
602
00:48:57,559 --> 00:49:07,829
.uh thanks well I've got an axe to.--
603
00:49:04,260 --> 00:49:13,010
sharpen-so uh I I was.- thinking hmm well.--
604
00:49:07,829 --> 00:49:16,799
it's just hmm. I never.- thanked you for.- uh.--
605
00:49:13,010 --> 00:49:22,940
joining-me honestly I couldn't have ever.--
606
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:22,940
made it without you. okay.--
607
00:49:24,090 --> 00:49:28,829
well then we better. get some.- sleep maybe.--
608
00:49:27,059 --> 00:49:29,489
-we'll find the sword tomorrow so I'll.--
609
00:49:28,829 --> 00:49:31,739
-keep watch.--
610
00:49:29,489 --> 00:49:35,339
we elves-don't need any sleep you can.--
611
00:49:31,739 --> 00:49:39,929
all rest easy hmm can I ask you
612
00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:41,490
something. Ron.- all uh sure go.- ahead what.--
613
00:49:39,929 --> 00:49:43,440
.are they like.--
614
00:49:41,489 --> 00:49:47,609
the barbarians-well they're not the.--
615
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:50,690
brightest. I was thinking more like in.--
616
00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:50,690
here-Oh.--
617
00:49:52,019 --> 00:50:00,719
.a barbarian.- is always there to.- help.- when.--
618
00:49:58,139 --> 00:50:03,329
you need-them no matter how dangerous or.--
619
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,259
-difficult it is and they go on.- quests.--
620
00:50:03,329 --> 00:50:07,469
all the time
621
00:50:04,260 --> 00:50:08,520
they're totally fearless-kind of hard to.--
622
00:50:07,469 --> 00:50:12,719
believe. that I'm one of them huh I'm.--
623
00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:13,829
-their kick-ass warriors right yep the.--
624
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:16,759
best in the world
625
00:50:13,829 --> 00:50:21,599
-kick-ass.- warriors are so hard to find.--
626
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:24,420
-yeah uh-oh what.- i dissent from.- an.--
627
00:50:21,599 --> 00:50:29,400
.ancient tribe of.- field maidens far far.--
628
00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:31,260
far away-according.- to our ways I must.--
629
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,550
marry the warrior who defeats me in a
630
00:50:31,260 --> 00:50:35,980
duel
631
00:50:32,550 --> 00:50:41,090
[Music]
632
00:50:35,980 --> 00:50:43,190
many have-tried.- to defeat me but she's.--
633
00:50:41,090 --> 00:50:45,800
too-strong and with every.- new duel.- I.--
634
00:50:43,190 --> 00:50:49,070
grow stronger-and stronger.--
635
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:53,330
in the meantime-everybody.- else found.--
636
00:50:49,070 --> 00:50:54,309
themselves me one by one. I was the only.--
637
00:50:53,329 --> 00:50:57,289
one. left.--
638
00:50:54,309 --> 00:50:59,929
the duels became few and far between and
639
00:50:57,289 --> 00:51:05,960
in the end. warriors stop coming to.--
640
00:50:59,929 --> 00:51:08,419
challenge me the tribal-elders got angry.--
641
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,769
.they told me.- to leave.- and go out.- into.--
642
00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:14,570
-med ellonija and find my.- own worthy.--
643
00:51:09,769 --> 00:51:18,980
husband. a warrior.- with.- the strength.- to.--
644
00:51:14,570 --> 00:51:22,070
conquer me if somebody-defeats me I have.--
645
00:51:18,980 --> 00:51:24,559
to. obey his every wish but no warrior.--
646
00:51:22,070 --> 00:51:26,480
has been strong enough. yet but but.--
647
00:51:24,559 --> 00:51:28,369
everywhere I go-everybody says.- that the.--
648
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:30,590
barbarians are metal Onias greatest
649
00:51:28,369 --> 00:51:33,139
warriors-so maybe one.- of the barbarians.--
650
00:51:30,590 --> 00:51:36,320
from-your tribe can beat me that's why I.--
651
00:51:33,139 --> 00:51:39,469
came-along uh.- okay.--
652
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:41,059
okay what yeah well. uh.- all that stuff.--
653
00:51:39,469 --> 00:51:42,949
you. just told.- me what's that got to do.--
654
00:51:41,059 --> 00:51:45,349
with love at-all.- what do you mean um I.--
655
00:51:42,949 --> 00:51:49,489
love whoever-defeats me I've waited so.--
656
00:51:45,349 --> 00:51:55,429
long. for this I'm about to.- explode whoa.--
657
00:51:49,489 --> 00:52:03,609
-I I've never told anyone.- this before.- oh.--
658
00:51:55,429 --> 00:52:03,609
I see it feels kind of nice
659
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:16,550
you know. Ronal it's actually nice.--
660
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:21,470
talking to you-you're pretty nice to.--
661
00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:23,810
-talk.- to.- I mean okay well if I had met it.--
662
00:52:21,469 --> 00:52:26,959
the other way then we would have-to.--
663
00:52:23,809 --> 00:52:33,829
fight yeah that would really. suck yeah.--
664
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:44,240
.that'd be.- weird you and me.- duel what was.--
665
00:52:33,829 --> 00:52:47,679
-that hey Elric who yells never sleep hey.--
666
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:50,209
what's that sound there oh I sense a
667
00:52:47,679 --> 00:52:52,159
nasty voice in the way
668
00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:55,349
669
00:52:52,159 --> 00:52:55,349
670
00:52:58,539 --> 00:53:02,190
671
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:07,959
672
00:53:14,659 --> 00:53:18,289
673
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:27,280
674
00:53:24,070 --> 00:53:27,280
675
00:53:34,550 --> 00:53:37,750
when you're-at the.- picnic.--
676
00:54:01,159 --> 00:54:04,159
.no-no-no.--
677
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:24,199
678
00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:38,519
679
00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:50,499
680
00:54:58,619 --> 00:55:01,750
681
00:55:10,619 --> 00:55:15,739
682
00:55:13,539 --> 00:55:17,239
glorious. Queen we have caught these.--
683
00:55:15,739 --> 00:55:20,859
horrible women-and I brought them here.--
684
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:22,459
so you. me.- decide their fate.- your.- whim.--
685
00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:25,630
pick-him up.--
686
00:55:22,460 --> 00:55:25,630
let me check them out
687
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:32,780
688
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:40,519
.hmm.--
689
00:55:36,519 --> 00:55:41,420
most peculiar women-I've never seen.--
690
00:55:40,519 --> 00:55:53,000
anything like it
691
00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:56,539
Oh miss. Queen if I.- die ugly.- girl Oh ask.--
692
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:59,400
you to speak we're not-women what.- no.--
693
00:55:56,539 --> 00:56:01,239
we're kind-of more like man you know.--
694
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:04,269
695
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:09,279
well almost
696
00:56:04,269 --> 00:56:13,009
697
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:18,920
the gods of. am setup rails.- and.- settles.--
698
00:56:13,010 --> 00:56:21,650
-to finally the time has.- come.- to carry on.--
699
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:35,240
-our tribe.- take them to the sacred.--
700
00:56:21,650 --> 00:57:04,070
meeting-cabin rattle.- long skinny.- one.--
701
00:56:35,239 --> 00:57:05,989
-first.- save the other.- one my lord and he.--
702
00:57:04,070 --> 00:57:11,140
knows we caught the warrior who helped
703
00:57:05,989 --> 00:57:11,139
the last. barbarian.- escape bring it out.--
704
00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:32,740
well look at this. a seal beta and a very.--
705
00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:36,309
pretty one at that. give me a weapon let.--
706
00:57:32,739 --> 00:57:42,989
me fight-all good things come to.- those.--
707
00:57:36,309 --> 00:57:42,989
who wait-nobody.- touches me you bastard.--
708
00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:51,780
709
00:57:55,030 --> 00:58:14,389
710
00:58:16,590 --> 00:58:22,379
711
00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:28,550
712
00:58:27,369 --> 00:58:33,640
impressive
713
00:58:28,550 --> 00:58:33,640
you really-really turned me off.--
714
00:58:36,269 --> 00:58:55,509
715
00:59:01,050 --> 00:59:05,130
you silly-girl.--
716
00:59:13,489 --> 00:59:29,959
-I know your.- rules shieldmaiden.--
717
00:59:23,719 --> 00:59:54,829
you must. have paid me.- now it is your.--
718
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:57,590
destiny. you you have to feed it me yes.--
719
00:59:54,829 --> 00:59:59,779
-it's about damn time it's my turn now.--
720
00:59:57,590 --> 01:00:02,119
tonight's mating ceremony is over. you're.--
721
00:59:59,780 --> 01:00:05,900
not up till tomorrow-what tomorrow.--
722
01:00:02,119 --> 01:00:15,230
-Queen's orders come back.- I've.- got the.--
723
01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:20,660
world's bluest ball. oh where are.- you.--
724
01:00:15,230 --> 01:00:23,300
-going we have to go huh.--
725
01:00:20,659 --> 01:00:23,899
what-about the Amazons.- Xandra is in.--
726
01:00:23,300 --> 01:00:25,580
-danger.--
727
01:00:23,900 --> 01:00:27,019
we gotta find. Chron sword and help her.--
728
01:00:25,579 --> 01:00:29,299
before-it's.- too late.- sanjer can wait a.--
729
01:00:27,019 --> 01:00:29,780
week or-so what we can't just let her.--
730
01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:31,700
down
731
01:00:29,780 --> 01:00:33,140
hey if we find another. warrior.- I don't.--
732
01:00:31,699 --> 01:00:35,299
want to-find.- another warrior.- I want.--
733
01:00:33,139 --> 01:00:36,079
.Xandra.- oh you didn't even water long in.--
734
01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:41,000
the first place
735
01:00:36,079 --> 01:00:42,349
just come. screw.- you.- I want to.- stay.- here.--
736
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,780
-and get laid by some really hot babes.--
737
01:00:42,349 --> 01:00:48,108
.that's the.- only reason I joined you.- on.--
738
01:00:44,780 --> 01:00:50,240
your lousy quest-hmm.- oh I.- forgot you're.--
739
01:00:48,108 --> 01:00:55,230
not on a quest-you're more boring that a.--
740
01:00:50,239 --> 01:00:58,379
yeast infection. fine.- then stay.- here.--
741
01:00:55,230 --> 01:00:58,380
[Music]
742
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,079
743
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:15,999
744
01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:23,309
745
01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:35,539
746
01:01:32,489 --> 01:01:44,738
what the hell am. i doing here.--
747
01:01:35,539 --> 01:01:44,739
748
01:01:45,340 --> 01:01:51,340
.are those real of course I just had to.--
749
01:01:49,309 --> 01:01:54,289
see you
750
01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:56,539
I laid eyes on you-I'm gonna throw up my.--
751
01:01:54,289 --> 01:01:58,909
nigga body all over. your manly chest.--
752
01:01:56,539 --> 01:02:20,420
.ah forget.- the silly rules I just.- gotta.--
753
01:01:58,909 --> 01:02:22,460
have. you I found.- you very sexy miss.--
754
01:02:20,420 --> 01:02:23,869
.Queen.- but my friend needs me and I have.--
755
01:02:22,460 --> 01:02:26,449
.to go what.--
756
01:02:23,869 --> 01:02:29,079
listen-just have your girls capture me.--
757
01:02:26,449 --> 01:02:29,079
to get. on.- my.- way back.--
758
01:02:34,949 --> 01:02:43,718
759
01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:49,800
760
01:02:57,099 --> 01:03:06,719
.Oh it.--
761
01:03:19,090 --> 01:03:22,320
762
01:03:29,599 --> 01:03:36,398
763
01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:46,980
764
01:03:56,349 --> 01:04:02,278
765
01:04:04,690 --> 01:04:14,469
well this-must be the first barbarians.--
766
01:04:09,260 --> 01:04:14,469
767
01:04:15,610 --> 01:04:32,128
whoa. mr. Khurana sir.--
768
01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:32,128
.I need to.- borrow your sword for a bit.--
769
01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:51,000
so light whoa-oh.- uh yeah.- sorry about.--
770
01:04:48,820 --> 01:04:51,000
.that.--
771
01:04:57,130 --> 01:05:04,869
Sandra I'm sorry. Ronal how are you.--
772
01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:07,990
-managed to escape my best.- friend is.--
773
01:05:04,869 --> 01:05:11,079
beyond me but. now you show up.- here.- watch.--
774
01:05:07,989 --> 01:05:16,959
out-exactly like my shield.- mate.- said you.--
775
01:05:11,079 --> 01:05:22,380
.want my Lord consort.- the only weapon.--
776
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:27,610
that-can ever harm you Sandra excellent.--
777
01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:32,280
-you have served me well.- I live to.- serve.--
778
01:05:27,610 --> 01:05:32,280
.you my lord what the hell is going on.--
779
01:05:33,590 --> 01:05:40,360
now go. your.- little barbarian.- have a date.--
780
01:05:38,219 --> 01:05:46,689
with my sauce
781
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:46,690
[Music]
782
01:05:55,079 --> 01:06:03,990
my senses-say that Rome releasing great.--
783
01:05:59,579 --> 01:06:34,360
784
01:06:03,989 --> 01:06:38,259
deal with him what-you must.- saucer my.--
785
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:41,710
diesel here your humble servant. the.--
786
01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:44,520
blood-of truant sons awaits you open the.--
787
01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:44,519
doors to your
788
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:59,330
789
01:06:55,239 --> 01:07:02,809
only once every-10,000.- years.--
790
01:06:59,329 --> 01:07:06,650
-is it possible resolved.- - god of the.--
791
01:07:02,809 --> 01:07:09,289
zucchinis-to contact our world.- I'm.--
792
01:07:06,650 --> 01:07:12,680
bringing-him the ultimate sacrifice.- the.--
793
01:07:09,289 --> 01:07:16,699
sons of-krod.- a warrior.- who sent him into.--
794
01:07:12,679 --> 01:07:19,539
the. exile of the.- hereafter has my reward.--
795
01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:39,049
he will give me-his divine.- power.--
796
01:07:19,539 --> 01:07:42,489
everybody will obey me-oh.- maybe fly like.--
797
01:07:39,050 --> 01:07:42,490
the seeds of dandelions
798
01:07:42,909 --> 01:07:46,139
799
01:07:56,349 --> 01:08:31,109
800
01:08:28,180 --> 01:08:31,110
white hair
801
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:37,569
802
01:08:33,759 --> 01:08:44,798
.oh shit.- what's going on.--
803
01:08:37,569 --> 01:08:46,150
ow you stop no but you skinny bitch. whoa.--
804
01:08:44,798 --> 01:08:47,679
what's-happening man.--
805
01:08:46,149 --> 01:08:49,210
.what'd you do a.- cross sword.- it's down.--
806
01:08:47,679 --> 01:08:51,099
-there on that altar it's too late.--
807
01:08:49,210 --> 01:08:51,340
-there's nothing we can do get out of.--
808
01:08:51,099 --> 01:09:08,329
here
809
01:08:51,340 --> 01:09:10,949
810
01:09:08,329 --> 01:09:20,460
tighter. I.- won't be happy till I hear.--
811
01:09:10,949 --> 01:09:22,529
them squeal like my teaser-receive this.--
812
01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:26,720
offering-of the blood of the sons of.--
813
01:09:22,529 --> 01:09:26,719
.Tron.- bless us with.- your.--
814
01:09:27,599 --> 01:09:33,969
soon I will be mightier than a-god and.--
815
01:09:31,719 --> 01:09:36,920
you will be my immortal-Queen for all.--
816
01:09:33,969 --> 01:09:41,038
-eternity.--
817
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:41,038
818
01:09:46,199 --> 01:09:57,329
.Hey what are you doing in here.--
819
01:09:50,670 --> 01:09:59,159
yeah I am. alright.- wait.- mr. Oliver.- the.--
820
01:09:57,329 --> 01:10:04,238
-bard.--
821
01:09:59,159 --> 01:10:08,079
.you know for the party look old ritual.--
822
01:10:04,238 --> 01:10:11,199
-let me feel you did heroes help your.--
823
01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:14,590
leather clothes they drive me. on and the.--
824
01:10:11,199 --> 01:10:17,859
way you shake your is it makes me hard
825
01:10:14,590 --> 01:10:22,680
let's dance tonight until. the morning.--
826
01:10:17,859 --> 01:10:25,420
baby I. really wanna hold your hand.--
827
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:29,400
-that's so fucking lame.--
828
01:10:25,420 --> 01:10:29,399
oh well-adios.--
829
01:10:32,699 --> 01:10:39,149
let the chosen one step-forward.--
830
01:10:41,010 --> 01:10:47,649
831
01:10:50,359 --> 01:11:00,139
.grande.- sword.- I offer you hurry.- up we.--
832
01:10:53,939 --> 01:11:02,669
.gotta free the other Jaime what the hell.--
833
01:11:00,140 --> 01:11:06,449
.would you.- believe this.- shit.--
834
01:11:02,670 --> 01:11:09,420
are you for real-man drama sweet cheeks.--
835
01:11:06,448 --> 01:11:11,429
your ass is. mine you just.- don't think.--
836
01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:18,810
-you now just put it down.- before I whip.--
837
01:11:11,430 --> 01:11:21,409
your ass over-hey why don't you chain.--
838
01:11:18,810 --> 01:11:21,410
yourself back up
839
01:11:22,750 --> 01:11:32,779
840
01:11:29,779 --> 01:11:32,779
why
841
01:11:34,609 --> 01:11:50,639
842
01:11:46,988 --> 01:11:54,428
I've been so-warning to do.--
843
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:54,429
844
01:12:00,399 --> 01:12:05,250
845
01:12:00,930 --> 01:12:05,250
846
01:12:05,998 --> 01:12:09,300
kill them
847
01:12:10,859 --> 01:12:16,239
-Huebel to be shieldmaiden don't ever.--
848
01:12:15,069 --> 01:12:19,130
forget that
849
01:12:16,238 --> 01:12:22,238
yes my lord
850
01:12:19,130 --> 01:12:22,239
851
01:12:25,029 --> 01:12:29,609
852
01:12:26,399 --> 01:12:32,759
.buona sera.- you don't have to do this.--
853
01:12:29,609 --> 01:12:35,089
.focus I'll beat me in a duel it's my.--
854
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,090
destiny
855
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:52,359
you've-completely.- frickin lost it.- is it.--
856
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:54,909
really your destiny. to kill the only.--
857
01:12:52,359 --> 01:12:57,189
-person who actually cares about you just.--
858
01:12:54,908 --> 01:13:01,079
because. some.- ironclad madman beat you in.--
859
01:12:57,189 --> 01:13:01,079
a fight is it
860
01:13:22,399 --> 01:13:25,829
861
01:13:28,850 --> 01:13:33,730
you must drink the blood. there's no time.--
862
01:13:31,489 --> 01:13:33,729
left
863
01:13:48,279 --> 01:13:53,679
864
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:53,679
865
01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:11,760
866
01:14:19,489 --> 01:14:22,639
867
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:34,289
the sounds of. terror will rise towards.--
868
01:14:28,810 --> 01:14:34,289
the sky. all shall bow to me.--
869
01:14:40,590 --> 01:14:43,788
870
01:14:48,529 --> 01:14:52,210
871
01:14:52,368 --> 01:15:03,299
fuck saga-Crotty pulled his mighty sword.--
872
01:15:01,770 --> 01:15:04,770
and thrust with all his strength. the.--
873
01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:06,059
sword. into zucchinies skull which.--
874
01:15:04,770 --> 01:15:08,250
cracked along its length
875
01:15:06,059 --> 01:15:16,770
what you have to hit-him in the.- forehead.--
876
01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:20,259
with. crong sword it's.- red point man oh.--
877
01:15:16,770 --> 01:15:20,259
[Music]
878
01:15:20,868 --> 01:15:27,389
no you have to get-out of.- here.- go save.--
879
01:15:25,319 --> 01:15:31,319
-yourself.- what.- are you talking about damn.--
880
01:15:27,389 --> 01:15:33,760
it this is no place for-you beat it.- no.--
881
01:15:31,319 --> 01:15:37,639
I'm done being a pussy
882
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:39,690
883
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:43,910
884
01:15:39,689 --> 01:15:43,909
885
01:15:44,738 --> 01:15:48,248
.yeah way to go.--
886
01:16:00,939 --> 01:16:04,039
887
01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:17,690
fucking kill may-I aim with the eyes of.--
888
01:16:15,590 --> 01:16:22,399
-a hawk.- my arrow to fly with wings.--
889
01:16:17,689 --> 01:16:22,398
890
01:16:30,399 --> 01:16:35,098
891
01:16:38,408 --> 01:17:10,719
I got you-a.- little French Luke.--
892
01:16:48,600 --> 01:17:10,720
893
01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:21,488
894
01:17:22,140 --> 01:17:40,600
my queen. countlessly.- for me what are you.--
895
01:17:37,329 --> 01:17:45,010
.doing kill David your destiny.- is to.--
896
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:48,359
.serve no it's over.--
897
01:17:45,010 --> 01:17:48,359
898
01:17:54,560 --> 01:18:02,080
899
01:17:58,859 --> 01:18:05,729
.okay try let's show them how we.--
900
01:18:02,079 --> 01:18:05,729
barbarians really-far.--
901
01:18:16,069 --> 01:18:19,159
902
01:18:35,989 --> 01:18:44,349
oh fuck. this one's.- for God.- are.--
903
01:18:46,329 --> 01:18:49,488
904
01:18:54,670 --> 01:18:59,350
905
01:18:57,859 --> 01:19:01,739
906
01:18:59,350 --> 01:19:03,770
907
01:19:01,739 --> 01:19:03,769
.Oh.--
908
01:19:05,489 --> 01:19:15,409
oh shit. my g-string as I'm in this I in.--
909
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:24,620
years
910
01:19:15,409 --> 01:19:27,849
-row row row No.--
911
01:19:24,619 --> 01:19:27,849
912
01:19:28,488 --> 01:19:31,698
gone home
913
01:19:32,909 --> 01:19:36,698
914
01:19:40,090 --> 01:19:43,430
915
01:19:44,179 --> 01:19:50,958
he likes. Rana.- the bestest barbarian who.--
916
01:19:48,448 --> 01:19:50,958
ever lived
917
01:19:55,899 --> 01:20:04,429
918
01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:04,430
Oh
919
01:20:11,698 --> 01:20:30,178
what are you staring at-these life.--
920
01:20:13,770 --> 01:20:33,750
.Runnels alive.- I said we don't have.- to.--
921
01:20:30,179 --> 01:20:35,420
find-a duel now do we know you've.--
922
01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:38,529
already conquered my-heart.--
923
01:20:35,420 --> 01:20:38,529
924
01:20:40,039 --> 01:20:42,069
Oh
925
01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:55,550
926
01:20:51,729 --> 01:21:05,669
927
01:20:55,550 --> 01:21:08,099
wanna see something nice yes I said it's
928
01:21:05,670 --> 01:21:10,440
a-really.- big tightness in your groin.--
929
01:21:08,099 --> 01:21:18,599
.yeah try being strapped to a leather.--
930
01:21:10,439 --> 01:21:21,259
cross for a week. the same Siriano.- the.--
931
01:21:18,599 --> 01:21:23,960
.fuzzies Bavaria.--
932
01:21:21,260 --> 01:21:28,949
933
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:38,359
don't-like a pussy.- fucking barbarians.--
934
01:21:28,949 --> 01:21:38,358
[Music]
935
01:21:52,810 --> 01:22:02,440
he was a weak boy. laughter he wasn't.--
936
01:21:59,779 --> 01:22:02,439
-yeah.--
937
01:22:03,310 --> 01:22:13,300
oh he was a-geek boy with a chess song.--
938
01:22:10,159 --> 01:22:13,300
939
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:27,689
940
01:22:36,239 --> 01:22:39,519
941
01:22:37,930 --> 01:22:51,140
942
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:51,140
943
01:22:58,829 --> 01:23:02,149
944
01:23:05,309 --> 01:23:12,179
big balls. berry balls hot balls.- hot.--
945
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:15,900
phase hairy babes
946
01:23:12,179 --> 01:23:17,460
yummy bangs-the.- army.- balls and oily.--
947
01:23:15,899 --> 01:23:31,938
-muscles.--
948
01:23:17,460 --> 01:23:31,939
949
01:23:34,470 --> 01:23:38,270
950
01:23:42,229 --> 01:23:46,828
951
01:23:43,590 --> 01:23:46,828
952
01:23:57,550 --> 01:24:01,779
953
01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:05,170
954
01:24:01,779 --> 01:24:05,170
955
01:24:08,050 --> 01:24:15,649
956
01:24:19,020 --> 01:24:27,810
-okay.--
957
01:24:20,350 --> 01:24:27,810
958
01:24:31,010 --> 01:24:53,380
959
01:24:52,399 --> 01:25:23,439
960
01:24:53,380 --> 01:25:24,380
961
01:25:23,439 --> 01:25:42,419
962
01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:42,420
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