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"Simon and Kitty stood before
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"Pauline's crumbling fieldstone marker.
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"Moments later, in a nearby crypt,
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"Simon repeatedly plunged into Kitty,
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"the sounds of their passion
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"mixing with the wet summer air
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and the cicadas' desperate,
deafening, doomed song."
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The end.
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I inspired the ending!
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You should put in the
part about pulling out
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so she doesn't have a ghost baby.
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Just kidding.
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- I think it's perfect.
- I am so happy with it.
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I mean, a theme that I
hadn't planned on exploring
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was the fallacy of the very concept
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of the familial paradigm in art.
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I mean, the idea still persists
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that family, somehow,
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automatically prescribes closeness.
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Family is portrayed as
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a safe harbor, but nay,
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it is often the very Charybdis
that yanks us to the fathoms.
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- But not you, buddy.
- Not me.
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I am post-family.
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You are looking, finally,
at a truly free man.
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Like Thoreau.
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Or the Unabomber.
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So...
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are we okay?
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Oh, my God, do we really
have to do thi...?
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Nope, nope, just checking.
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[groans]
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Did you hear about this
murder off Mulholland?
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What?
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Yeah, it was four days ago.
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They found this girl.
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And... oh, that is gruesome!
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[gasps] "Murder, She Tweeted"?
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How do I not follow this account?
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[gasps]
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Her head was chopped off.
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Her blood was drained?
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Bloody symbols on the rocks?
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[squeals] Jimmy!
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This happened right near our house.
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It could've been me!
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Can we go look?
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No way!
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It sounds very scary.
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Jimmy.
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[clears throat, then blows twice]
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Please?
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- Please.
- Oh.
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Please?
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[imitates a dog begging]
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Fine!
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You creepy, creepy murder girl.
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Yay!
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They say, when a murder scene is fresh,
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you can still smell the fear in the air.
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And afterwards, we can swing by
Echo Park and get paletas.
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I'm gonna leave you anyway
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I'm gonna leave you anyway
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Gonna leave you anyway.
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-- Synced and corrected by DaddyBear --
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[sizzling]
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Anyway, the show's called
Doug Loves Sketches,
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and it's a full-time gig.
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Like, this is what I'm
doing for a living now.
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I'm a comedy writer.
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Hey, can I get some salty
black sauce for this egg rice?
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Yeah. Where's your food?
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Oh, I only have enough left for Jimmy.
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Anyway, I'm super excited,
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but I'm also kind of
nervous to tell Dorothy.
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'Cause you're writing
for an Internet show
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and nobody cares about that?
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She's been really low lately
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and this might hurt her feelings.
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So what?
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Brah, she's taking that "D" on the reg;
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it's her job to support you.
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You got to speak up
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and tell people what you want.
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You are the master
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of your own destiny.
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Don't be a martyr.
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I was a martyr.
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I almost martyred my husband,
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but I didn't.
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You're right, Lindsay.
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I should put myself first.
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So,
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can I have some of your breakfast sushi?
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Sorry, I licked it all already.
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This is gonna be so rad.
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Maybe they marked where the body is
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and I can lie down in it
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and experience her terror.
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[Jimmy scoffs, phones chime]
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BOTH: Oh!
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Oh, my God, It's so ugly.
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It looks like the fox in
the Nine Inch Nails video
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- [phones continue chiming]
- that's being eaten by ants.
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It looks like it should be
screaming at an old lady
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in an Aphex Twin video.
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Why is its face so swollen?
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Did Becca give birth
directly over a beehive?
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Even at an illegal baby
mill, they'd be like,
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"Yeah, that's okay. We're good."
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BOTH: Aw.
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BOTH : Aah!
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Oh, shitsticks!
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Jimmy, Five-O!
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Good spotting, Goose.
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[tires peel out]
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[tires screech]
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JIMMY: Hup!
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- Yeah?
- 17 seconds. New record.
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Okay.
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[air hissing]
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[opens folder] PAUL: Okay.
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Page one... preliminary
settlement offer.
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[chuckles softly]
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You're supposed to write
it on a piece of paper
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and slide it over.
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Watch.
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Here's my initial offer.
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This is just a drawing of a cat.
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It's just a starting point.
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It's called a negotiation.
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Now, you go.
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My initial spousal
support offer is $2,000.
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Accepted! [clears her throat]
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$2,000 a month, Lindsay.
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I know, that's so much money.
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I accept.
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Negotiations are over.
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You know, you have to pay
for your own apartment.
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Great. How much are apartments,
like two hundo?
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So, that's good.
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No, Lindsay.
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It's bad.
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It's really, really bad.
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[laughs]
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I'm cucking you now.
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I'm the hot wife.
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I do not like this piece of paper.
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I'm finally getting what I want,
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and what I want
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is to watch you burn.
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- [gasps]
- Oh, yes.
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Burn!
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[cackling]
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[clears his throat]
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Okay.
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Page two... 401K distributions.
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Uh, hi.
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Uh, Edgar Quintero.
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- I have a meeting with Doug.
- Oh, sure.
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Have a seat, Mr. Benson
will be right with you.
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Oh, uh, hey.
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What happened to the other assistant?
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She died.
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Mugging in broad daylight.
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Fortunately, the guy she
mugged is gonna be fine.
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[laughs] It's a joke.
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It was stomach cancer. She went quick.
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[typing on keyboard]
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Hey, can I ask you a question?
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Do you like your job?
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It's pretty great.
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It really suits my lifestyle.
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I just sit around all day,
answer some calls.
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You're supposed to throw
away your personal food
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at the end of the week,
but a lot of people don't.
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Gwen might be done
with that a?a? bowl,
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but Dutch isn't.
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[soft chuckle]
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Well, would you ever give up
your job for a relationship?
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Whoa, uh...
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Well, that is completely
out of the blue.
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Edgar.
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Come on in.
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Thanks.
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What's up?
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Uh, listen, Doug.
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I can't do the show.
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- My girlfriend...
- Sloppy-blow-job Dorothy?
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W-What? Um...
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A-Anyway, she's...
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she's been going through
a really tough time,
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and I feel like my
having this opportunity
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is making her feel worse.
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I see. Well, I'll be sad to see you go.
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[intercom beeps] Dutch,
can you get me UTA?
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I need some lower
level writer r?sum?s.
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I don't know, maybe
I'm making a mistake.
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I'm supposed to be supporting
her, but really, by quitting,
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I'm not standing up for my needs,
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which is ultimately bad
for our relationship.
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So, maybe I shouldn't quit.
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Oh, cool!
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So, you just came into
my office to not quit.
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That's a pretty good use of my time.
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So now I get to go to
your house with a sandwich
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and be like, "I don't
want this sandwich."
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But then say, "I want this
sandwich," and then explain why?
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- So, I get to do that now?
- Sure.
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That's actually a really great bit.
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Get a camera, shoot it over the weekend.
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I'll get Andy Richter
to play the sandwich
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and I'll see you on Monday.
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All right.
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Cool.
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All right, man.
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I just e-mailed Doug my
letter of resignation.
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What?
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I'm willing to try this
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with you, dude.
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I really don't think I'm gay,
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but is my life so perfect
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that I can afford to be closed off?
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And when you think about it,
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homosexuality really
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suits my lifestyle...
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Sitting around,
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chugging cold ones, playing vids...
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- What? No.
- Assume you got to suck a dick
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once in a while, but whatever.
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I've put weirder things in my mouth.
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I-I-I was talking about me
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and my girlfriend.
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What?
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Oh, no!
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I just told Doug Benson I quit
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and to kiss my gay ass!
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He's been nothing but nice to me!
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Why do I keep doing this?
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[sighs, chuckles]
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Hey-hey, Doug.
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DOUG: What the hell is going on?
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- It was... I'm not gay.
- Are you kidding?
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I mean, I might be gay, but
I'm not... I don't think I am.
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GRETCHEN: [groans] I can't
get an Uber to pick me up.
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I think my rating's
too low. What's yours?
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JIMMY: Oh, bad.
Apparently, they don't like it
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when you call multiple companies
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and make them race to pick you up.
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[phone chimes]
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[both yelling]
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Becca's gonna be the worst mom.
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You can tell just by looking
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at a kid, if they have
good or bad parents.
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Well, how?
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- [children shouting]
- Okay.
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See that kid... black dress socks,
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stained shirt?
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His parents don't give a shit.
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Now, that one
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with the perfect fade,
pressed shirt, he's totally hot.
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His parents care a shit ton.
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When I'm a mom, my kid
is gonna look fly as hell
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'cause I'm gonna care
the shit out of that kid.
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That kid's not that hot.
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00:10:18,109 --> 00:10:19,842
Now, that kid,
269
00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,278
he's tanned a perfect bronze,
270
00:10:22,346 --> 00:10:23,946
his bod is banging.
271
00:10:24,015 --> 00:10:25,614
He doesn't even have a six-pack.
272
00:10:25,683 --> 00:10:27,550
[gasps] Check out midriff.
273
00:10:27,618 --> 00:10:29,385
Oh! That ass!
274
00:10:29,453 --> 00:10:31,320
Like it was carved
275
00:10:31,389 --> 00:10:33,222
- out of marble.
- I think you two should leave.
276
00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:34,657
- How dare you?! [scoffs]
- Who even becomes
277
00:10:34,725 --> 00:10:36,258
- a third-grade teacher anyhow?
- This has nothing
278
00:10:36,327 --> 00:10:38,027
- to do with you.
- "Oh, I'm not nurturing enough to be a
279
00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:39,895
- "kindergarten teacher,
- This is between us and the urchins.
280
00:10:39,964 --> 00:10:41,697
- "but I can't quite master compoundsentences.
- Why don't you just
281
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,232
- go back to your job, you old cow?
- Where do I belong?"
282
00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,392
[phone chimes]
283
00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:46,292
[gasps] Hey,
284
00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:47,482
my therapist is at Edendale.
285
00:10:47,550 --> 00:10:48,850
Want to come watch me yell at her?
286
00:10:48,918 --> 00:10:51,152
You mean, instead of
going to the murder place?
287
00:10:51,221 --> 00:10:53,020
Oh, hell no. On the way.
288
00:10:53,089 --> 00:10:54,931
I just need you to see
how awesome I've gotten
289
00:10:54,956 --> 00:10:56,022
at heckling her.
290
00:10:56,047 --> 00:10:57,547
I found out she has diabetes...
291
00:10:57,572 --> 00:10:58,971
Really opened things up,
292
00:10:59,329 --> 00:11:01,028
high-ass sugar-having bitch.
293
00:11:01,097 --> 00:11:02,697
JIMMY: Huh, then we'll stop by
the house and pick up the car.
294
00:11:03,867 --> 00:11:05,500
Can you at least
295
00:11:05,568 --> 00:11:08,336
give me some money
up-front to get started?
296
00:11:08,404 --> 00:11:09,770
Please.
297
00:11:09,839 --> 00:11:10,705
[clicks tongue]
298
00:11:11,924 --> 00:11:13,023
[sighs]
299
00:11:20,216 --> 00:11:21,482
[camera clicks]
300
00:11:21,551 --> 00:11:22,383
[chuckles]
301
00:11:25,054 --> 00:11:28,056
Did you just actually open
up a bank app and deposit it
302
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,522
or did you just take a photo of it?
303
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,956
What are you talking about?
304
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:35,527
Did you observe people
using e-check deposit
305
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:37,061
and now, as a result,
306
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,797
think you can just take a photo
307
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,542
and it magically goes
into your bank account?
308
00:11:41,753 --> 00:11:44,302
[chuckling] Oh, my God.
309
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,305
This is so freeing.
310
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,406
[laughing]
311
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:51,087
I can finally say it.
312
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:54,412
You are so stupid!
313
00:11:55,244 --> 00:11:56,276
Why does no one talk about
314
00:11:56,345 --> 00:11:57,509
how dumb she is?
315
00:11:57,557 --> 00:12:00,858
She's like the dumbest
person on the planet!
316
00:12:00,927 --> 00:12:03,093
50 years ago, she would be
317
00:12:03,162 --> 00:12:05,763
- sterilized for the good of evolution.
- I'm not so
318
00:12:05,832 --> 00:12:07,815
stupid that I couldn't get you
to let me bone another guy
319
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,567
in front of you and make you think
320
00:12:09,635 --> 00:12:10,935
it was for our marriage.
321
00:12:11,003 --> 00:12:13,437
- [restrained laughter]
- Get out!
322
00:12:13,506 --> 00:12:14,338
Out!
323
00:12:21,665 --> 00:12:23,331
- [door opening]
- BECCA: Uh, excuse you.
324
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,999
Ooh...
325
00:12:25,068 --> 00:12:27,969
Look who's here!
326
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,704
[chuckling]: Remember?
327
00:12:29,773 --> 00:12:31,539
That talking baby movie?
328
00:12:31,608 --> 00:12:32,707
Look Who's Here?
329
00:12:32,776 --> 00:12:34,576
Well, I'll tell you who's here.
330
00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:36,744
Tallulah. Ooh, ooh.
331
00:12:36,813 --> 00:12:39,147
[in baby voice] It's me, you turkeys.
332
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,582
[Becca chuckling]
333
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,944
I'm ready, Vernon.
334
00:12:45,968 --> 00:12:48,302
I'm ready to start a new
life in M?jico
335
00:12:48,371 --> 00:12:50,237
and find a woman who really loves me.
336
00:12:50,306 --> 00:12:51,372
What?
337
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,322
Oh. Nah,
338
00:12:53,362 --> 00:12:54,695
I hadn't met the baby when I said that.
339
00:12:54,763 --> 00:12:57,831
I love her so goddamn much, nerd.
340
00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:59,566
Plus, I can't leave her with Bec.
341
00:12:59,635 --> 00:13:02,169
She will JonBenet her fo' sho',
342
00:13:02,238 --> 00:13:04,805
or leave her on a bench at
the Marina del Rey Ros? Fest
343
00:13:04,874 --> 00:13:06,473
or some shit.
344
00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:08,508
You're really giving
up those big naturals?
345
00:13:11,046 --> 00:13:11,945
Huh.
346
00:13:12,014 --> 00:13:13,881
[scoffs]
347
00:13:17,195 --> 00:13:18,661
[singsongy]: Tallulah.
348
00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:20,263
Uh, sorry, Paul.
349
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,865
You're not part of this family anymore.
350
00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:25,134
[chuckles] You know,
when I was in high school,
351
00:13:25,203 --> 00:13:27,303
you wouldn't have existed to me.
352
00:13:27,372 --> 00:13:30,139
Now, we can just return to
that natural state of things.
353
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,741
[baby coos]
354
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,343
Hi.
355
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:39,549
Vernon?
356
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,169
Just go.
357
00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:42,108
Get out of here, nerd.
358
00:13:42,177 --> 00:13:43,209
But...
359
00:13:43,278 --> 00:13:44,878
Go on.
360
00:13:44,946 --> 00:13:45,745
- Get!
- Ah...
361
00:13:50,218 --> 00:13:51,484
[chuckles]
362
00:13:52,636 --> 00:13:53,468
[door closes]
363
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,137
- Gretchen!
- Ha!
364
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,405
Found you again, dummy,
365
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,974
just followed the trail
of insulin needles.
366
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,409
[all laughing]
367
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,517
I pictured her so much
taller and more muscular.
368
00:14:08,549 --> 00:14:09,815
You told them about me?
369
00:14:09,884 --> 00:14:11,267
You're not allowed to talk about me.
370
00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:13,551
I'm so glad you came.
371
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,854
I Foursquared it, just hoping you'd see.
372
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,322
Oh, hey, hey.
373
00:14:17,391 --> 00:14:19,257
Do...Do that thing
where you call me names.
374
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,592
[chuckling] Ooh, yes, yes, yes.
375
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,560
Like...
376
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,728
titty-sucking bitch?
377
00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:25,964
[laughter]
378
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,600
Oh, I am going to miss that, Gretchen.
379
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,068
Actually, I'm...
380
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,669
I'm leaving town.
381
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,305
My boyfriend got into
the dramaturgy program
382
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,307
at the University of Iowa.
383
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,610
So, I feel like I need
to support him in that.
384
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,245
He doesn't even have a car.
385
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,613
He uses Justina's
386
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,581
credit card when he buys her presents.
387
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,617
Okay, shut up, you guys. He's on a path.
388
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,519
You're choosing your
boyfriend over your career?
389
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,721
Oh, that's a terrible example for women.
390
00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:51,489
And diabetics!
391
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,490
[laughter]
392
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,025
She's amazing.
393
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,059
Can I have her?
394
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,728
No! Look, we can still
395
00:14:56,797 --> 00:14:58,196
do Skype sessions, right?
396
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,166
Iowa has got the Internet, I think.
397
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,467
Okay.
398
00:15:04,879 --> 00:15:07,447
I'm gonna show you my titties, though,
399
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:08,815
and then you're gonna
try to suck on them
400
00:15:08,883 --> 00:15:10,617
through the screen.
401
00:15:10,685 --> 00:15:12,151
[laughter] MAN: Oh, my God.
402
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:14,554
When you first came to me,
you were out of touch,
403
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:17,924
even with your most rudimentary
behavioral patterns,
404
00:15:17,993 --> 00:15:19,559
but you have done the work
405
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,227
and you have grown so much.
406
00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:23,930
And I'm proud of you.
407
00:15:25,935 --> 00:15:27,286
[voice breaking] Bitch.
408
00:15:27,783 --> 00:15:29,717
Bitch to you, too, Gretchen.
409
00:15:29,988 --> 00:15:31,588
[sniffles]
410
00:15:32,045 --> 00:15:33,578
Mm-mm.
411
00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:37,245
[scoffs]
412
00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:42,123
413
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,733
Hey!
414
00:15:52,801 --> 00:15:55,335
So, Doug Benson offered
me a full-time staff job
415
00:15:55,405 --> 00:15:56,738
and I wasn't gonna take it
416
00:15:56,806 --> 00:15:57,972
because I didn't want you to feel bad,
417
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,436
but instead, I decided to keep it,
418
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,559
because I'm becoming a real person,
419
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,860
which in turn,
420
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,128
will make me a better partner for you.
421
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,162
Isn't that great?
422
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:07,164
Uh, slow down.
423
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,400
He offered you a staff
job and you were gonna
424
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,003
turn it down because of
me? But I didn't. And now,
425
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,439
I can support you
while things are tough.
426
00:16:17,996 --> 00:16:19,443
What?
427
00:16:19,872 --> 00:16:21,305
I'm not gonna make it.
428
00:16:21,373 --> 00:16:22,699
What? [clicks tongue]
429
00:16:22,739 --> 00:16:25,590
- Why would you say that?
- Because I'm not, Edgar.
430
00:16:25,596 --> 00:16:27,175
I'm not, okay? Face it.
431
00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:29,857
And the mere fact that you were
even thinking of turning down
432
00:16:29,926 --> 00:16:30,992
this amazing gig
433
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:31,859
because you feel sorry for me
434
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:33,528
means you don't love me.
435
00:16:33,596 --> 00:16:35,363
You pity me. That's not love.
436
00:16:35,432 --> 00:16:36,964
I don't want that.
437
00:16:38,704 --> 00:16:40,704
I'm moving back to Jacksonville, Edgar.
438
00:16:41,974 --> 00:16:43,640
N-No. What?
439
00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:44,874
No, uh, then-then...
440
00:16:44,943 --> 00:16:46,776
Then I'll come with you.
441
00:16:46,845 --> 00:16:48,678
I-I love Texas...
442
00:16:48,747 --> 00:16:50,914
The barbecues, rodeos, South By.
443
00:16:50,983 --> 00:16:52,716
No, Florida.
444
00:16:52,784 --> 00:16:53,917
Oh, God.
445
00:16:53,986 --> 00:16:56,152
Oh, no. That's way worse.
446
00:16:58,047 --> 00:17:01,117
Look, I don't want you to
martyr yourself for me.
447
00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:03,601
I want you to stay here
and have your dream.
448
00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:04,666
But what about your dream?
449
00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:09,704
Not everybody gets their dream.
450
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,957
Hey, if you know anybody
451
00:17:15,026 --> 00:17:17,226
who wants to take over my
lease, will you let me know?
452
00:17:18,845 --> 00:17:20,587
Thank you
453
00:17:20,626 --> 00:17:22,325
for being a wonderful boyfriend.
454
00:17:22,394 --> 00:17:23,560
[chuckles] I'm sorry.
455
00:17:25,766 --> 00:17:27,030
I failed.
456
00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:29,332
457
00:17:41,371 --> 00:17:43,220
- BECCA: You've had enough?
- VERNON: Who's hungry?
458
00:17:43,869 --> 00:17:44,801
No? Who's hungry?
459
00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:46,057
Not hungry? [coos]
460
00:17:46,238 --> 00:17:48,505
So, um...
461
00:17:48,574 --> 00:17:50,707
is that formula only for babies,
462
00:17:50,776 --> 00:17:53,010
or can hungry big boys
get in on it, too?
463
00:17:53,079 --> 00:17:54,311
[gasps]
464
00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:55,312
Ew.
465
00:17:55,381 --> 00:17:56,313
Don't you listen to him.
466
00:17:56,338 --> 00:17:58,271
Can I talk to you for a minute?
467
00:17:58,384 --> 00:18:00,295
Yeah.
468
00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:02,419
[grunts] You got her?
469
00:18:02,488 --> 00:18:03,353
- I got her.
- Careful, careful.
470
00:18:03,422 --> 00:18:04,421
Hi, Tallulah.
471
00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:06,423
- Who wants the blues?
- No, no.
472
00:18:06,492 --> 00:18:08,992
- No one wants that.
- [plays harmonica]
473
00:18:09,061 --> 00:18:10,828
Weird poop in my diaper
474
00:18:10,896 --> 00:18:12,830
Just change her, for God's sakes.
475
00:18:12,898 --> 00:18:15,058
Spit-up on my chin.
476
00:18:15,082 --> 00:18:16,949
Can I live at your house again?
477
00:18:17,018 --> 00:18:19,451
You mean, until a week from
now when you change your mind
478
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,821
and decide to move back in
with SpongeNerd SquareFace?
479
00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:25,257
- It's over for real this time.
- [chuckles]
480
00:18:25,326 --> 00:18:26,692
He called me stupid.
481
00:18:26,761 --> 00:18:28,027
Can you believe that?
482
00:18:28,095 --> 00:18:29,962
What? No!
483
00:18:30,031 --> 00:18:32,471
You? What...?
484
00:18:32,558 --> 00:18:35,258
- I know.
- Well, I just don't know
485
00:18:35,327 --> 00:18:37,661
if we have the ability
to house another baby,
486
00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:39,863
you know, even if it is being raised
487
00:18:39,932 --> 00:18:42,666
by a financially
disadvantaged single mother.
488
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,147
There's no baby.
489
00:18:45,186 --> 00:18:46,552
It'll just be me.
490
00:18:49,123 --> 00:18:52,525
Well, you would have to be
Tallulah's full-time nanny.
491
00:18:52,594 --> 00:18:55,828
Josefina quit because Vernon
kept shooting Nerf darts at her
492
00:18:55,897 --> 00:18:58,097
- while she vacuums.
- VERNON: Yes! My kid just
493
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,233
dropped a major duke! Don't worry, Beck,
494
00:19:00,301 --> 00:19:02,001
- I got this.
- I have to admit,
495
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:05,711
part of me is jealous.
496
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,114
It's gonna be at least 18 years
497
00:19:08,183 --> 00:19:10,768
before I can divorce Vernon,
498
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:12,592
cut my hair off,
499
00:19:12,661 --> 00:19:15,395
get a golden retriever,
500
00:19:15,463 --> 00:19:18,197
wear chunky knits,
501
00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:20,867
and just redo my kitchen.
502
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:24,822
Over and over, forever.
503
00:19:24,891 --> 00:19:28,259
If I were you,I would
revel in my freedom.
504
00:19:28,327 --> 00:19:29,536
- Yeah.
- VERNON: Babe,
505
00:19:29,576 --> 00:19:31,776
- can I get a little help up here?
- Freedom.
506
00:19:31,845 --> 00:19:36,057
Babe, baby, babe, help me!
Babe, help me!
507
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,043
You know, so I realized
I can't live with Becca.
508
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,179
I need freedom.
509
00:19:42,863 --> 00:19:44,596
Hey, are you sure she's gone?
510
00:19:49,727 --> 00:19:51,398
- I'm sorry.
- [flipping switches]
511
00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:52,477
I liked that rando.
512
00:19:52,502 --> 00:19:53,430
I know.
513
00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:57,617
This is so weird.
514
00:19:57,633 --> 00:20:00,801
I'm still not even sure
what exactly happened.
515
00:20:00,869 --> 00:20:04,371
I never understand anything
that happens to me.
516
00:20:05,541 --> 00:20:06,973
Are you okay?
517
00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:09,409
I think, once she said it,
518
00:20:09,478 --> 00:20:11,244
part of me wanted her to go.
519
00:20:11,313 --> 00:20:13,703
She was kind of bumming me out.
520
00:20:13,727 --> 00:20:15,594
[scoffs]
521
00:20:15,663 --> 00:20:17,663
How horrible is that of me?
522
00:20:17,731 --> 00:20:19,932
I mean, it's not supposed
to work like that.
523
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,366
Right?
524
00:20:21,435 --> 00:20:22,734
And then it does.
525
00:20:22,803 --> 00:20:24,803
Are you gonna be okay here?
526
00:20:24,872 --> 00:20:26,672
Even though I'm alone and broke
527
00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:29,241
and live in the poorest
apartment in the world...
528
00:20:30,644 --> 00:20:33,282
- ...I feel good.
- Good!
529
00:20:34,188 --> 00:20:36,446
I'll be by in the morning to help you...
530
00:20:36,477 --> 00:20:38,144
- spruce this place up.
- Thanks, Edgar.
531
00:20:38,212 --> 00:20:39,979
I'll buy you a pizza...
532
00:20:40,047 --> 00:20:42,014
- Hmm!
- Oh, wait. I just remembered
533
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,583
I don't have any money.
Can you bring me a pizza?
534
00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:45,851
No.
535
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,686
Good boy.
536
00:20:50,906 --> 00:20:52,839
[sighs]
537
00:20:55,111 --> 00:20:56,205
[door closes]
538
00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:57,939
[man and woman arguing indistinctly]
539
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,186
- [siren wailing]
- [pipes clanging]
540
00:21:06,255 --> 00:21:07,583
[shouting and clanging continue]
541
00:21:22,351 --> 00:21:23,784
[gasps]
542
00:21:23,852 --> 00:21:25,385
- Jimmy!
- [symphonic music playing]
543
00:21:26,455 --> 00:21:28,955
Jimmy! [gasps]
544
00:21:29,024 --> 00:21:30,657
Oh, my God,
545
00:21:30,726 --> 00:21:33,393
it's so scary! [gasps]
546
00:21:33,462 --> 00:21:35,095
Jimmy!
547
00:21:35,164 --> 00:21:37,063
What does it mean?
548
00:21:37,132 --> 00:21:40,333
[whimpers]: Jimmy...
549
00:21:40,402 --> 00:21:42,836
I want to touch it. Can I touch it?
550
00:21:42,905 --> 00:21:45,572
[chuckling] Oh, Jimmy,
I'm gonna touch it.
551
00:21:47,435 --> 00:21:49,068
[shrieks, screams]
552
00:21:49,137 --> 00:21:50,403
[laughing] Jimmy!
553
00:21:50,472 --> 00:21:51,838
[crying] Jimmy!
554
00:21:51,906 --> 00:21:53,172
What are you doing?
555
00:21:53,241 --> 00:21:56,309
The world is absolutely lousy
556
00:21:56,377 --> 00:21:57,944
with people,
557
00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:01,180
and I hate them all.
558
00:22:01,249 --> 00:22:03,182
I hate everyone...
559
00:22:04,297 --> 00:22:05,405
but you.
560
00:22:05,437 --> 00:22:07,603
Yeah. I hate everyone else, too.
561
00:22:07,672 --> 00:22:09,639
Now, let's look for clues.
562
00:22:09,707 --> 00:22:11,641
You did something
really horrible for us.
563
00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:14,744
You went to therapy,
and for me you did this.
564
00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:19,215
And thus, you deserve as
grand a gesture in return.
565
00:22:19,284 --> 00:22:23,753
And since I am 100%
psychologically sound
566
00:22:23,822 --> 00:22:26,989
and do not need therapy of any kind...
567
00:22:31,396 --> 00:22:33,029
Gretchen,
568
00:22:33,098 --> 00:22:36,899
extraordinary, confounding Gretchen,
569
00:22:36,968 --> 00:22:40,303
she who emits more energy than
570
00:22:40,371 --> 00:22:42,905
a dying galaxy, despite
not washing her legs,
571
00:22:42,974 --> 00:22:45,308
together we transcend
572
00:22:45,376 --> 00:22:49,115
the... mundanity down there.
573
00:22:49,139 --> 00:22:52,907
Separate, it shall eventually
consume us and turn us
574
00:22:52,976 --> 00:22:56,244
as mundane as them, and
to allow that to happen
575
00:22:56,312 --> 00:22:59,313
simply because we were scared
576
00:22:59,382 --> 00:23:01,949
would be a criminal act.
577
00:23:02,018 --> 00:23:03,620
Wait, but the murder...?
578
00:23:04,236 --> 00:23:05,698
I made it up.
579
00:23:06,256 --> 00:23:08,890
The article? The Twitter account?
580
00:23:09,613 --> 00:23:10,879
Me.
581
00:23:10,948 --> 00:23:12,648
The D.U.I. checkpoint?
582
00:23:12,717 --> 00:23:15,384
Oh, no. That was real. No, we
were way lucky on that one.
583
00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:17,720
[laughter]
584
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,059
Jimmy,
585
00:23:24,128 --> 00:23:26,808
yeah, n... Wait. [sniffles]
586
00:23:26,847 --> 00:23:29,534
You haven't actually asked yet.
I am not doing that again.
587
00:23:29,566 --> 00:23:31,766
Will you marry me?
588
00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:34,323
Yes!
589
00:23:34,348 --> 00:23:36,248
[laughter]
590
00:23:36,736 --> 00:23:38,469
[symphonic music continues playing]
591
00:23:40,701 --> 00:23:43,095
You made a murder for me!
592
00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:48,413
[crying and sniffing]
593
00:23:48,646 --> 00:23:50,746
[music stops, cheering]
594
00:23:51,277 --> 00:23:52,710
Hey, uh, you ever
595
00:23:52,778 --> 00:23:55,179
boned down during the
Hollywood Bowl fireworks?
596
00:23:55,683 --> 00:23:56,597
I mean, of course.
597
00:23:56,613 --> 00:23:59,113
Yeah, me, too, but not
as an engaged person.
598
00:23:59,182 --> 00:24:00,548
Oh... [mouths]
599
00:24:00,617 --> 00:24:03,484
I'll get us a hoodie
from the car to lie on.
600
00:24:03,787 --> 00:24:05,520
Hurry back.
601
00:24:05,636 --> 00:24:07,903
This fits, you know?
602
00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:10,778
You lost your dad, but...
603
00:24:10,847 --> 00:24:12,146
you gained me. [chuckles]
604
00:24:12,215 --> 00:24:14,355
We're a family.
605
00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:16,647
That's pretty cool, right?
606
00:24:16,772 --> 00:24:19,006
We're no longer just
607
00:24:19,031 --> 00:24:20,464
whatever we were.
608
00:24:20,489 --> 00:24:23,457
We're no longer... just us.
609
00:24:24,324 --> 00:24:26,691
We're a family now.
610
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,146
611
00:24:28,171 --> 00:24:29,270
[giggles]
612
00:24:33,834 --> 00:24:38,503
If you go down to Heaven
613
00:24:39,694 --> 00:24:41,382
You'll never come back
614
00:24:41,407 --> 00:24:42,806
GRETCHEN: Whoo!
615
00:24:46,413 --> 00:24:50,315
In my opinion
616
00:24:50,384 --> 00:24:53,555
You're
617
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:56,247
On the wrong track
618
00:24:59,738 --> 00:25:02,138
We'll always love you
619
00:25:02,163 --> 00:25:04,697
But
620
00:25:04,722 --> 00:25:07,456
That's not the point
621
00:25:07,902 --> 00:25:08,734
[car engine starts]
622
00:25:13,050 --> 00:25:15,350
Ooh...
623
00:25:19,798 --> 00:25:22,466
Ooh
624
00:25:26,428 --> 00:25:29,529
Throwing yourself away
625
00:25:31,524 --> 00:25:34,292
Not even trying
626
00:25:39,866 --> 00:25:42,834
Come on
Come on
627
00:25:43,144 --> 00:25:45,911
You're
628
00:25:46,582 --> 00:25:50,150
Lying
629
00:25:50,219 --> 00:25:53,587
To me.
630
00:25:55,991 --> 00:25:58,492
[vocalizing]
631
00:25:58,516 --> 00:26:03,516
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