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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,006 --> 00:00:01,188 [upbeat dance music] 2 00:00:01,804 --> 00:00:03,648 Get closer. 3 00:00:03,673 --> 00:00:04,578 Lips almost touching. 4 00:00:04,603 --> 00:00:07,641 We want the almost kiss, people. You need me to show you? 5 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:10,902 I had no idea there was so much involved in a cover shoot. 6 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:12,910 Yeah, well, romance novels keep the lights on 7 00:00:12,935 --> 00:00:14,638 for the rest of literary fiction. 8 00:00:14,726 --> 00:00:16,436 The cover is everything. 9 00:00:16,461 --> 00:00:17,671 That's it! 10 00:00:17,734 --> 00:00:19,520 That's the money shot! 11 00:00:19,545 --> 00:00:22,049 Oh, Charles. 12 00:00:22,074 --> 00:00:24,046 Charles, come see what we've got so far. 13 00:00:24,071 --> 00:00:26,527 Show us some options. 14 00:00:26,634 --> 00:00:28,337 That's a good one. 15 00:00:28,476 --> 00:00:30,579 Uh-huh. Okay. 16 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,375 Sword or no sword, what do you think, Charles? 17 00:00:32,426 --> 00:00:33,593 Your call. 18 00:00:33,618 --> 00:00:34,875 Uh, but let's make sure that we have 19 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:37,125 these models under contract for the next five books. 20 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:38,109 Five books? 21 00:00:38,134 --> 00:00:39,350 I don't understand. 22 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:40,484 Uh, Belinda's dead. 23 00:00:40,509 --> 00:00:41,914 Tom Clancy's been dead for years, 24 00:00:41,939 --> 00:00:42,929 but he's hotter than ever. 25 00:00:42,954 --> 00:00:44,586 Empirical can continue to publish 26 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:47,070 Belinda Lacroix posthumously at our discretion. 27 00:00:47,095 --> 00:00:48,281 As long as the readers keep buying, 28 00:00:48,306 --> 00:00:49,976 we will provide the H.E.A.s. 29 00:00:50,001 --> 00:00:51,352 H.E.A.s? 30 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:52,859 "Happily ever afters." 31 00:00:52,884 --> 00:00:55,921 We just have to find a new writer to carry the torch. 32 00:00:56,177 --> 00:00:58,508 Oh, maybe a torch instead of a sword. 33 00:00:59,019 --> 00:01:01,403 No, no. Back to the sword. 34 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:02,609 [upbeat dance music] 35 00:01:02,641 --> 00:01:08,578 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 36 00:01:10,034 --> 00:01:11,640 Here you go. 37 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:12,776 Wow. [chuckles] 38 00:01:12,801 --> 00:01:13,983 Nice technique. 39 00:01:14,131 --> 00:01:16,555 Thank you. [chuckles] 40 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,687 So I have some big news. 41 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,615 - I quit working for Maggie. - What? 42 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:22,928 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't really have time 43 00:01:22,953 --> 00:01:24,417 to be anyone's assistant anymore 44 00:01:24,442 --> 00:01:26,328 because I have a show of my own coming up. 45 00:01:26,358 --> 00:01:27,938 - That's amazing. - Thank you. 46 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:28,953 Yeah. 47 00:01:28,978 --> 00:01:30,525 Do you want to come see my studio tonight? 48 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:31,953 I have to bring over a canvas, 49 00:01:31,978 --> 00:01:34,140 and I could really use a big, strong man 50 00:01:34,165 --> 00:01:35,867 with big, strong biceps to help. 51 00:01:35,905 --> 00:01:37,808 Yeah, no problem. 52 00:01:37,833 --> 00:01:39,975 Oh, my... Wow. 53 00:01:40,221 --> 00:01:43,329 [Final State's "Dreaming Out Loud"] 54 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:45,765 ? Keep on dreaming out loud now ? 55 00:01:45,790 --> 00:01:48,609 ? Hey, oh, hey, oh ? 56 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,592 I've created a giant mess. 57 00:01:51,617 --> 00:01:52,578 What now? 58 00:01:52,603 --> 00:01:54,906 I have a date tonight with Zane Anders. 59 00:01:54,931 --> 00:01:56,889 [gasps] The hot editor at Rivington? 60 00:01:56,914 --> 00:01:57,960 Why is that a problem? 61 00:01:57,985 --> 00:01:59,797 Because I also might be poaching 62 00:01:59,822 --> 00:02:02,238 one of his biggest authors, Lachlan Flynn, as we speak. 63 00:02:02,263 --> 00:02:03,803 Okay, yeah, that's a problem. 64 00:02:03,828 --> 00:02:05,328 Do I tell Zane or not? 65 00:02:05,353 --> 00:02:07,678 Well, how about not go out with him at all? 66 00:02:07,703 --> 00:02:09,078 I was kind of hoping for, like, 67 00:02:09,103 --> 00:02:10,777 "have your cake and eat it too" kind of advice. 68 00:02:10,802 --> 00:02:12,301 Okay, well... 69 00:02:12,524 --> 00:02:14,684 All right, nothing is certain yet with Lachlan. 70 00:02:14,709 --> 00:02:16,632 And the date tonight with Zane could totally suck. 71 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:18,887 The date's not going to suck. 72 00:02:18,912 --> 00:02:21,228 But I understand why Lachlan wants to leave Zane. 73 00:02:21,253 --> 00:02:22,234 His numbers over there are dropping, 74 00:02:22,259 --> 00:02:23,773 and he's got to go somewhere. 75 00:02:23,798 --> 00:02:26,234 Well, business is business, and personal is personal. 76 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:28,042 Exactly. 77 00:02:28,067 --> 00:02:29,546 I can keep them separate. 78 00:02:29,689 --> 00:02:32,110 [upbeat music] 79 00:02:32,226 --> 00:02:34,370 ? ? 80 00:02:34,682 --> 00:02:36,064 Sure. 81 00:02:36,359 --> 00:02:40,695 ? ? 82 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,914 You come out here every day? 83 00:02:44,939 --> 00:02:46,703 I know, it's far. I just... 84 00:02:46,728 --> 00:02:49,593 I really need the peace and quiet to paint. 85 00:02:49,650 --> 00:02:51,578 I just use this meditation app, 86 00:02:51,603 --> 00:02:53,507 but this works, too. 87 00:02:53,532 --> 00:02:54,695 [chuckles] 88 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:57,430 ? ? 89 00:02:58,226 --> 00:03:00,285 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 90 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:03,575 Wait, your studio is a mansion in Croton-on-Hudson? 91 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,192 You're so funny. 92 00:03:05,217 --> 00:03:07,404 No, it's actually just attached to my parents' house. 93 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,266 I'm meeting your parents? 94 00:03:09,291 --> 00:03:10,635 Oh, come on, don't be weird. 95 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:13,124 I'm not capital-I introducing you. 96 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:15,096 - [exhales deeply] - Here we are. 97 00:03:15,121 --> 00:03:16,364 Hmm. 98 00:03:16,857 --> 00:03:19,576 - Here's Mom. - [Montana laughs] 99 00:03:19,998 --> 00:03:21,872 [chuckles] My, God. 100 00:03:21,897 --> 00:03:23,306 Get a muffler, child. 101 00:03:23,331 --> 00:03:26,412 - Hi. Baby girl. - Aw, Mom. 102 00:03:26,437 --> 00:03:29,420 - And hello, sexy man friend. - [laughs] 103 00:03:29,445 --> 00:03:30,645 Stacey, this is Josh. 104 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:32,045 Josh, this is my mom, Stacey. 105 00:03:32,070 --> 00:03:34,427 Perfect timing. We were just sitting down to dinner. 106 00:03:34,452 --> 00:03:35,709 No, Mom, we're not gonna stay for dinner. 107 00:03:35,734 --> 00:03:38,829 Josh, I've had to force-feed this beautiful waif... 108 00:03:38,854 --> 00:03:40,632 [squeals] Stop! 109 00:03:40,681 --> 00:03:41,983 Since she was in diapers. 110 00:03:42,008 --> 00:03:44,037 We're dropping a canvas, and that's it. 111 00:03:44,062 --> 00:03:47,007 Ah. I hope you like squid-ink risotto. 112 00:03:47,032 --> 00:03:49,232 She over-parents me. 113 00:03:49,452 --> 00:03:50,834 Just excuse her. 114 00:03:50,859 --> 00:03:53,032 You are just full of surprises, huh? 115 00:03:53,057 --> 00:03:54,795 But they're cool surprises, right? 116 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:55,959 Right? 117 00:03:55,984 --> 00:03:57,887 ? ? 118 00:03:58,299 --> 00:04:00,574 Here it is. 119 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:02,227 Wow. 120 00:04:02,252 --> 00:04:03,854 - Cool, right? - Yeah. 121 00:04:03,879 --> 00:04:06,717 Has my baby showed you her art before? 122 00:04:06,742 --> 00:04:09,606 Mom, let's dial it down from an 11 to a 4. 123 00:04:09,631 --> 00:04:11,568 What? I'm not allowed to be proud of you? 124 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,342 I have to pee. 125 00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:15,756 Don't say another word till I get back. 126 00:04:17,415 --> 00:04:20,966 You know, that one, she, uh... she makes a mean macchiato. 127 00:04:20,991 --> 00:04:22,920 I give Amy a lot of credit 128 00:04:22,945 --> 00:04:24,847 for working at that... that coffee shop. 129 00:04:24,872 --> 00:04:27,053 She is a true artist. 130 00:04:27,078 --> 00:04:28,139 She's keeping it real. 131 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:29,973 Did you... did you say Amy? 132 00:04:29,998 --> 00:04:31,540 Oh. Sorry. 133 00:04:31,702 --> 00:04:33,525 Amy is her real name. 134 00:04:33,550 --> 00:04:37,445 She changed it to Montana when she moved to Brooklyn. 135 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:39,694 As one does. 136 00:04:39,719 --> 00:04:42,206 She experimented with different styles 137 00:04:42,231 --> 00:04:43,613 in art school, 138 00:04:43,689 --> 00:04:46,564 but this is what is getting her 139 00:04:46,589 --> 00:04:49,826 her first show. 140 00:04:51,761 --> 00:04:53,760 A painting with a state on it? 141 00:04:53,785 --> 00:04:55,717 The state of Montana. 142 00:04:55,824 --> 00:04:56,905 Uh-huh. 143 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,645 The stuff that's underneath the stencil... 144 00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:00,090 does she paint that, too, or... 145 00:05:00,115 --> 00:05:01,186 No, of course not. 146 00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:03,604 It is what is known as appropriation. 147 00:05:03,647 --> 00:05:04,549 Appropriation. 148 00:05:04,574 --> 00:05:05,707 We started off 149 00:05:05,732 --> 00:05:07,477 by giving her a few pieces from our collection, 150 00:05:07,502 --> 00:05:10,582 but since then, she has assisted other artists 151 00:05:10,607 --> 00:05:12,109 who gift her their work. 152 00:05:12,134 --> 00:05:13,356 It's a genius concept. 153 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:14,703 She's really pulling it off, 154 00:05:14,728 --> 00:05:15,887 and she's... all by herself. 155 00:05:15,912 --> 00:05:17,972 Only thing we pay for now are the lawsuits. 156 00:05:18,034 --> 00:05:20,488 [chuckles] Let's see what this one is. 157 00:05:24,595 --> 00:05:26,494 Wait. 158 00:05:28,182 --> 00:05:29,760 Is that a Maggie Amato? 159 00:05:29,785 --> 00:05:30,644 That poor woman. 160 00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:33,622 She was a bit of a-a hit in the late '90s. 161 00:05:33,646 --> 00:05:35,504 Don't you just love her work? 162 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,732 Wait. Are we talking about Maggie or Montana? 163 00:05:37,757 --> 00:05:39,660 [laughing] 164 00:05:39,685 --> 00:05:41,698 You are so funny. 165 00:05:41,723 --> 00:05:42,933 I am trying really hard 166 00:05:42,958 --> 00:05:44,399 to get her into the Whitney Biennial 167 00:05:44,424 --> 00:05:45,629 because I am on the board, 168 00:05:45,654 --> 00:05:47,715 But don't tell her. She would kill me. 169 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:49,123 She's so modest. 170 00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:51,211 Yeah, well, she, uh... 171 00:05:51,236 --> 00:05:54,168 she's definitely done a good job hiding this from me. 172 00:05:54,377 --> 00:05:56,551 You didn't see anything. 173 00:05:56,576 --> 00:05:59,240 Huh? Act surprised at her show, okay? 174 00:05:59,308 --> 00:06:02,012 Amy! It's risotto time! 175 00:06:02,073 --> 00:06:03,215 Come on. 176 00:06:03,432 --> 00:06:05,543 ? ? 177 00:06:06,140 --> 00:06:07,754 [exhales deeply] 178 00:06:07,779 --> 00:06:10,579 [upbeat dance music] 179 00:06:11,499 --> 00:06:15,238 ? ? 180 00:06:15,467 --> 00:06:16,809 I need to find a replacement 181 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:18,535 to write under the Belinda Lacroix moniker. 182 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,699 [gags] My authors wouldn't go near it. 183 00:06:20,724 --> 00:06:22,467 - Why? - Writers who do romance 184 00:06:22,492 --> 00:06:24,387 are in hiding, online. 185 00:06:24,412 --> 00:06:26,362 They self-publish their sexual fantasies, 186 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,721 and then they take their kids to soccer practice 187 00:06:28,746 --> 00:06:30,410 and cook dinner for their overweight husband. 188 00:06:30,435 --> 00:06:32,723 Yes, but one of those women turned into E.L. James. 189 00:06:32,748 --> 00:06:35,034 I would love to find the next "50 Shades" writer 190 00:06:35,059 --> 00:06:36,972 among the Internet sea of fan fiction out there. 191 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,223 Okay, you got to be more specific. 192 00:06:38,248 --> 00:06:40,200 Are you looking for someone who writes historical, 193 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:43,786 paranormal, time-travel, and/or Amish romance? 194 00:06:43,886 --> 00:06:45,694 There are Amish romance novels? 195 00:06:45,719 --> 00:06:46,949 Yeah. Trust me. 196 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:49,292 - It all goes down in the buggy. - Oh. 197 00:06:49,363 --> 00:06:51,460 You should do yourself a favor and spend an evening 198 00:06:51,485 --> 00:06:54,043 on the site "Smart Bitches, Trashy Books." 199 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:56,089 You sure know a lot for denying you have anything 200 00:06:56,114 --> 00:06:57,977 to do with the stuff. 201 00:06:58,239 --> 00:07:00,342 Well, what else am I supposed to do 202 00:07:00,367 --> 00:07:02,899 alone on a Friday night after an entire bottle of ros� 203 00:07:02,924 --> 00:07:04,340 and seeing an ex on Instagram 204 00:07:04,365 --> 00:07:06,272 with his new boy toy in Costa Rica? 205 00:07:06,297 --> 00:07:08,596 Four Seasons. Papagayo. 206 00:07:12,012 --> 00:07:14,644 - I'm sorry. - I'm fine. 207 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:17,285 Next time you ask me out for a drink, make it something good. 208 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:18,532 Okay? Bye. 209 00:07:18,557 --> 00:07:20,972 [upbeat guitar music] 210 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:24,598 ? ? 211 00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:33,995 [scoffs] I can't believe you brought me to a cigar club. 212 00:07:34,143 --> 00:07:36,461 That's skating as close to douchey as you can get. 213 00:07:36,486 --> 00:07:38,069 Oh, come on, Peters. 214 00:07:38,094 --> 00:07:40,154 Cuban cigars are pretty literary. 215 00:07:40,179 --> 00:07:42,202 Oh, really? How is that? 216 00:07:42,226 --> 00:07:43,723 In the cigar factories, 217 00:07:43,748 --> 00:07:45,508 workers used to pay someone to read to them 218 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,236 while they rolled the leaves 219 00:07:47,261 --> 00:07:49,765 to engage their minds while they met their quotas. 220 00:07:49,986 --> 00:07:51,894 Well, okay. 221 00:07:51,945 --> 00:07:53,408 I didn't know that. 222 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:55,254 It's a tradition kept up to this day. 223 00:07:55,279 --> 00:07:57,527 News in the morning, novels in the afternoon. 224 00:07:57,552 --> 00:07:58,817 Huh. 225 00:07:58,842 --> 00:08:03,036 Actually, that's how these got their name. 226 00:08:03,457 --> 00:08:04,919 Monte Cristo. 227 00:08:04,995 --> 00:08:06,538 No way. 228 00:08:06,591 --> 00:08:08,105 "The Count of Monte Cristo"? 229 00:08:08,184 --> 00:08:10,277 One of my all-time favorite books. 230 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:11,980 [sniffing] 231 00:08:12,005 --> 00:08:14,043 - Have you been to Cuba? - Of course. 232 00:08:14,115 --> 00:08:16,372 It's where I learned how to appreciate these. 233 00:08:16,759 --> 00:08:19,035 First, you lick it... 234 00:08:19,108 --> 00:08:20,668 to get it wet. 235 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:26,620 Don't inhale, just taste it and let it go. 236 00:08:26,645 --> 00:08:28,300 You just got to go with it. 237 00:08:28,359 --> 00:08:30,385 I know how to smoke a cigar. 238 00:08:30,758 --> 00:08:33,823 - Right. - [chuckles] 239 00:08:33,915 --> 00:08:36,037 How'd you get so successful so young? 240 00:08:36,123 --> 00:08:37,545 I'm not really that successful. 241 00:08:37,606 --> 00:08:39,726 Don't do that, all right? 242 00:08:39,751 --> 00:08:41,133 I want to hear your story. 243 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:43,037 Okay. Um... 244 00:08:43,063 --> 00:08:46,209 I fell in love with books when I was a kid 245 00:08:46,284 --> 00:08:48,387 because they were an escape. 246 00:08:48,542 --> 00:08:52,514 It was just my mom and I, and we were pretty broke. 247 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:55,550 So, you know, when it came to my career, 248 00:08:55,575 --> 00:08:58,039 I had no choice but to be scrappy. 249 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:00,809 It was like, make this job work, 250 00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:02,375 or... 251 00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:04,678 or else. 252 00:09:04,723 --> 00:09:06,171 The wolf at the door. 253 00:09:06,196 --> 00:09:08,757 - Mm. - Ah, I get it. 254 00:09:09,603 --> 00:09:11,435 The hustle looks good on you. 255 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:13,721 [chuckles] 256 00:09:13,984 --> 00:09:16,803 [romantic guitar music] 257 00:09:17,419 --> 00:09:21,843 ? ? 258 00:09:23,044 --> 00:09:24,987 [train screeching] 259 00:09:25,016 --> 00:09:26,639 How come you're so quiet. 260 00:09:26,664 --> 00:09:29,254 Did meeting Stacey freak you out? 261 00:09:29,279 --> 00:09:30,981 [chuckles] No. 262 00:09:31,006 --> 00:09:32,309 Your mom's great. 263 00:09:32,389 --> 00:09:34,428 - But... - [inhales deeply] 264 00:09:34,549 --> 00:09:36,604 I saw one of Maggie's paintings 265 00:09:36,629 --> 00:09:37,866 in your studio. 266 00:09:37,891 --> 00:09:39,498 She gave it to me. It was a gift. 267 00:09:39,523 --> 00:09:42,350 Yeah, but does she know you're using it in your show? 268 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:44,758 No. She doesn't need to know, 269 00:09:44,783 --> 00:09:47,240 and I'd really appreciate it if you didn't tell her. 270 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:49,465 I'm not. I... 271 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:51,493 I was just asking. 272 00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:56,686 It's not like Ray Charles was mad at Kanye 273 00:09:56,711 --> 00:09:59,015 - for sampling his music. - [chuckles] 274 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,707 It's the job of our generation 275 00:10:00,732 --> 00:10:02,287 to build on the work of the generations 276 00:10:02,319 --> 00:10:03,821 that came before us. 277 00:10:03,846 --> 00:10:06,029 If Maggie's a true artist, she'll get that. 278 00:10:06,487 --> 00:10:08,280 I'm cool... 279 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,655 as long as Maggie's cool. 280 00:10:11,287 --> 00:10:13,671 Why are you not on my side? 281 00:10:13,770 --> 00:10:15,732 I feel like you should be... 282 00:10:15,898 --> 00:10:17,498 supporting my art 283 00:10:17,523 --> 00:10:20,129 and not worrying about your ex and her roommate. 284 00:10:20,778 --> 00:10:22,563 I mean, hey, I'm... 285 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:24,491 I paint on things. 286 00:10:24,622 --> 00:10:26,044 That's what I do. 287 00:10:26,069 --> 00:10:28,072 I've been very up front about that. 288 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:31,146 Okay. 289 00:10:32,326 --> 00:10:34,436 - Hmm. - Are we good? 290 00:10:34,461 --> 00:10:36,464 Yeah. 291 00:10:40,434 --> 00:10:41,881 We're good. 292 00:10:41,906 --> 00:10:45,506 ? ? 293 00:10:47,983 --> 00:10:50,947 [upbeat dance music] 294 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,554 Hello, Liza Miller? 295 00:10:56,579 --> 00:10:58,044 Hey, smut lover. 296 00:10:58,069 --> 00:11:01,366 I did a think, and it turns out I do have someone for you. 297 00:11:01,391 --> 00:11:03,702 - Go on. - She's a short-story writer, 298 00:11:03,727 --> 00:11:05,265 been featured in literary magazines, 299 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,421 won several awards, 300 00:11:06,446 --> 00:11:08,662 professor of literature at Columbia. 301 00:11:08,686 --> 00:11:10,469 Never made a dime in her life. You get it. 302 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,068 Got it. The struggle is real. 303 00:11:12,093 --> 00:11:13,687 We don't say that anymore. 304 00:11:13,712 --> 00:11:15,202 - Oh. - The only reason I keep her 305 00:11:15,227 --> 00:11:17,744 on my roster is to stay one with the people who still like 306 00:11:17,769 --> 00:11:20,359 experimental, second-person, surrealist fiction. 307 00:11:20,384 --> 00:11:21,592 And she wants to write romance? 308 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:22,631 Lord, no! 309 00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:24,015 She wouldn't be caught dead near the stuff. 310 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:27,203 Child n�mero three of four is heading off to college. 311 00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:29,210 Ahh. Well, we're meeting authors later today. 312 00:11:29,235 --> 00:11:31,118 Do you think she could make it on such short notice? 313 00:11:31,143 --> 00:11:33,366 What part of "four kids to put through college" 314 00:11:33,391 --> 00:11:34,561 did you not understand? 315 00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:36,769 She'll be there. Bells. Bye. 316 00:11:37,324 --> 00:11:39,858 Okay, I am officially not a fan 317 00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:41,145 of the girl Josh is seeing. 318 00:11:41,170 --> 00:11:43,353 Montana? She Porky-pigged me. 319 00:11:43,378 --> 00:11:44,913 Oh, you're gonna have to help me here. 320 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,961 You mean, she has a stutter? 321 00:11:46,986 --> 00:11:49,290 Just the top, no bottoms, 322 00:11:49,315 --> 00:11:51,176 walking around the apartment at 7:00 a.m. 323 00:11:51,201 --> 00:11:52,288 with her muff out. 324 00:11:52,313 --> 00:11:54,087 I hate that she even has a muff. 325 00:11:54,573 --> 00:11:56,796 When were you going to tell me that Lachlan Flynn 326 00:11:56,821 --> 00:11:58,284 is interested in Empirical? 327 00:11:58,309 --> 00:12:00,619 I was coming to tell you just now. 328 00:12:00,644 --> 00:12:02,182 - I got distracted. - I distracted her. 329 00:12:02,207 --> 00:12:04,233 I'm a distractor. It's my thing. 330 00:12:04,258 --> 00:12:05,981 Well, he's waiting in the conference room, 331 00:12:06,006 --> 00:12:07,608 and he wants you to be in the meeting. 332 00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:08,867 - Right now? - Yeah. 333 00:12:08,892 --> 00:12:10,374 Good that he's here, 334 00:12:10,399 --> 00:12:13,483 but you, uh, kind of dropped the ball on this, Kelsey. 335 00:12:15,273 --> 00:12:17,686 So I take it the date with Zane went well? 336 00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:19,366 Yes, it did. 337 00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:22,374 Now excuse me while I go steal one of his top authors. 338 00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:25,304 [hip-hop music] 339 00:12:25,672 --> 00:12:27,804 ? ? 340 00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:33,513 Lachlan was saying how excited he is by Empirical's promise 341 00:12:33,538 --> 00:12:36,723 to sell him to a female audience. 342 00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:38,499 Kelsey? 343 00:12:38,656 --> 00:12:41,503 I'd consider doing pink covers. 344 00:12:42,048 --> 00:12:44,978 If your next novel can have a female protagonist 345 00:12:45,003 --> 00:12:47,679 just as adept as your previous male ones, 346 00:12:47,704 --> 00:12:49,046 this market is yours. 347 00:12:49,126 --> 00:12:50,989 And I can guide you there. 348 00:12:51,014 --> 00:12:53,398 Women who love spy novels will love you. 349 00:12:53,502 --> 00:12:55,475 No pink covers necessary. 350 00:12:55,715 --> 00:12:58,619 [upbeat dance music] 351 00:12:59,054 --> 00:13:02,161 ? ? 352 00:13:07,174 --> 00:13:08,877 [doorbell buzzing] 353 00:13:09,196 --> 00:13:10,458 One second! 354 00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:11,781 Coming! 355 00:13:11,806 --> 00:13:14,493 ? ? 356 00:13:15,874 --> 00:13:17,619 - Hi. - Hey. 357 00:13:17,803 --> 00:13:19,266 Don't worry, you timed it right. 358 00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:21,167 Liza's at work. 359 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,597 - What's up? - Uh... 360 00:13:23,622 --> 00:13:24,874 I got to talk to you about something. 361 00:13:24,899 --> 00:13:26,276 Oh, I know. 362 00:13:26,301 --> 00:13:28,400 I lost a good assistant because of you. 363 00:13:28,425 --> 00:13:29,868 Ever tell you not to shit where I eat? 364 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,597 Hey. You introduced us, okay? 365 00:13:32,697 --> 00:13:35,884 But I'm not sure I'm the reason she quit. 366 00:13:36,018 --> 00:13:37,561 - What do you mean? - Did you know 367 00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:39,589 she's got this show coming up at Gray Space? 368 00:13:39,614 --> 00:13:41,396 Of what, her painted jackets? 369 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,604 Yeah. 370 00:13:42,651 --> 00:13:45,119 I mean, she's also painting over other things, too... 371 00:13:45,153 --> 00:13:46,855 - Oh. - Like, uh... 372 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,703 other people's art. 373 00:13:49,007 --> 00:13:51,391 - What? - Look, Mags... 374 00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:53,613 one of your pieces is in the show. 375 00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:56,813 It's weird. She has this, like, whole theory behind it. 376 00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:58,728 I don't know. The opening's tonight. 377 00:13:58,753 --> 00:14:00,260 [sighs] Honestly, I just... 378 00:14:00,285 --> 00:14:03,309 I didn't feel good about going without telling you first, so... 379 00:14:03,334 --> 00:14:05,237 I appreciate that. 380 00:14:05,528 --> 00:14:06,791 You okay? 381 00:14:06,816 --> 00:14:07,838 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 382 00:14:07,863 --> 00:14:09,325 I'm just fabulous. 383 00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:10,713 Coffee? 384 00:14:10,738 --> 00:14:12,552 Yeah. 385 00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:15,651 ? ? 386 00:14:15,693 --> 00:14:16,768 [knock at door] 387 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:19,260 I think we have a real shot with Lachlan. 388 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,392 You were a shark in there. 389 00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:23,197 Yay. 390 00:14:23,222 --> 00:14:24,924 Well... 391 00:14:25,004 --> 00:14:26,675 it's a good thing some female sharks 392 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,443 can reproduce alone. 393 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:30,252 Can they? 394 00:14:30,277 --> 00:14:31,681 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 395 00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:33,393 Some hammerheads. 396 00:14:34,089 --> 00:14:37,952 That's, uh, super weird. 397 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,854 [cell phone chimes] 398 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,959 _ 399 00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:44,603 [sighs] 400 00:14:44,628 --> 00:14:46,531 Of course he cooks. 401 00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:47,858 God. 402 00:14:47,883 --> 00:14:49,276 If it were up to me, 403 00:14:49,301 --> 00:14:51,284 I would do everything Belinda Lacroix did 404 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,846 but with much kinkier sex. 405 00:14:52,871 --> 00:14:55,384 [rock music] 406 00:14:55,409 --> 00:14:58,233 I'm thinking vampires, but they don't have fangs. 407 00:14:58,258 --> 00:15:01,010 It's all about longing, frustration, and veganism. 408 00:15:01,035 --> 00:15:02,932 ? ? 409 00:15:02,957 --> 00:15:05,271 Picture wolves with human genitals. 410 00:15:05,848 --> 00:15:08,127 ? ? 411 00:15:08,214 --> 00:15:10,147 - And, of course... - They get their... 412 00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:10,916 - H... - E... 413 00:15:10,941 --> 00:15:12,123 A.s. 414 00:15:12,446 --> 00:15:13,979 I think I am allergic... 415 00:15:14,004 --> 00:15:14,854 ? ? 416 00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:16,548 to these women. 417 00:15:17,064 --> 00:15:19,313 ? ? 418 00:15:24,747 --> 00:15:26,629 As someone who teaches literature, 419 00:15:26,654 --> 00:15:29,072 I would want to elevate the genre, 420 00:15:29,097 --> 00:15:30,564 make it more grounded. 421 00:15:30,589 --> 00:15:33,613 So you mean no shape-shifters? 422 00:15:34,065 --> 00:15:36,291 - Excuse me? - Just checking. 423 00:15:36,316 --> 00:15:37,829 Uh, please continue. 424 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,757 I don't know if my agent mentioned this to you, 425 00:15:39,795 --> 00:15:42,993 but I can't always deliver happy endings. 426 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,719 Then don't. 427 00:15:44,914 --> 00:15:46,510 You would consider that? 428 00:15:46,535 --> 00:15:48,718 After the pitches we heard today, 429 00:15:48,743 --> 00:15:50,686 we would consider almost anything. 430 00:15:50,711 --> 00:15:53,175 I know the happy ending is the big rule in romance, 431 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,291 but I want to blow it up. 432 00:15:55,316 --> 00:15:56,846 It's just too expected. 433 00:15:56,871 --> 00:15:59,322 And my stories would be about real love. 434 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,923 Lust and desire, yes, 435 00:16:00,948 --> 00:16:04,694 but also about the damage that people do to one another. 436 00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:07,627 And you wouldn't mind writing under Belinda's name? 437 00:16:07,831 --> 00:16:11,004 Writing as Belinda appeals to me because of the pseudonym. 438 00:16:11,286 --> 00:16:13,105 Columbia would not give me tenure 439 00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:14,510 if they knew I wrote romance. 440 00:16:14,535 --> 00:16:15,597 Great. 441 00:16:15,622 --> 00:16:17,433 I mean, wildly unfair about the tenure, 442 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:18,800 but otherwise great. 443 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:21,681 ? ? 444 00:16:24,806 --> 00:16:26,947 - So who do you like? - Columbia. 445 00:16:26,972 --> 00:16:29,436 I know her take on the genre isn't the most commercial, 446 00:16:29,461 --> 00:16:31,277 but it's definitely interesting. 447 00:16:31,309 --> 00:16:32,852 What about the readers? 448 00:16:32,877 --> 00:16:34,759 They won't miss their "happily ever afters"? 449 00:16:34,818 --> 00:16:37,046 The readers might be comforted to know they're not crazy 450 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,416 if love doesn't work out for them 451 00:16:38,441 --> 00:16:40,945 like it does for the heroines in these books. 452 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,337 It's certainly more realistic. 453 00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:47,399 [cell phones chimes] 454 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:51,127 _ 455 00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:52,330 - [cell phone chimes] - _ 456 00:16:52,355 --> 00:16:53,541 I am so sorry. 457 00:16:53,576 --> 00:16:55,376 I, um... I have to go. 458 00:16:55,401 --> 00:16:58,454 My roommate is in trouble or about to be trouble. 459 00:16:58,479 --> 00:17:00,322 - It's hard to tell. - Yeah. Of course. 460 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:03,567 [Warpaint's "New Song"] 461 00:17:03,784 --> 00:17:05,266 ? ? 462 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,438 Have a good night. 463 00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,933 ? You're a new song ? 464 00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:11,930 ? You're a new song, baby ? 465 00:17:11,955 --> 00:17:15,260 ? You're a new song to me ? 466 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,589 ? You're a new song ? 467 00:17:17,658 --> 00:17:19,401 That seems a little obvious. 468 00:17:19,426 --> 00:17:22,118 And was that a Robert Longo? Bold. 469 00:17:22,143 --> 00:17:25,047 Liza, she's selling my work for $20,000. 470 00:17:25,072 --> 00:17:26,775 I only get $5,000! 471 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,423 ? ? 472 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,288 Patrick's an incredibly important collector. 473 00:17:32,313 --> 00:17:34,577 Oh, my God. What are they doing here? 474 00:17:34,732 --> 00:17:37,961 Ooh, M-M-Montana, hold up. Mm! 475 00:17:37,986 --> 00:17:40,367 Well, I-I hope they plan to thank Montana 476 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,883 for making her relevant again. 477 00:17:41,908 --> 00:17:45,473 Somehow, I don't think she's here to say thank you. 478 00:17:46,016 --> 00:17:48,089 - Okay, she's coming over. - Huh. Good. 479 00:17:48,114 --> 00:17:49,649 Don't smile like that. It scares me. 480 00:17:49,681 --> 00:17:51,926 Listen, I need you to know that I keep a secret stash 481 00:17:51,951 --> 00:17:53,431 in the Halloween pumpkin in my room. 482 00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:54,516 A secret stash of what? 483 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,763 - Bail money. - Oh, boy. 484 00:17:55,788 --> 00:17:56,970 Maggie! 485 00:17:57,158 --> 00:17:58,782 What a surprise. 486 00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:00,196 Not as surprised as I am. 487 00:18:00,221 --> 00:18:02,944 Oh, Mags, I didn't want you to find out this way. 488 00:18:02,969 --> 00:18:04,860 I'm sorry. This must look so bad. 489 00:18:04,885 --> 00:18:07,294 - But I'm doing you a favor. - Really? How's that? 490 00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,902 I'm elevating the monetary 491 00:18:08,927 --> 00:18:10,641 and philosophical value of your work. 492 00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:13,738 If you went to art school, you'd understand. Trust me. 493 00:18:13,763 --> 00:18:15,065 That's my painting. 494 00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:16,513 Mm-hmm. And you gave it to me. 495 00:18:16,538 --> 00:18:18,361 I put my mark on it, and now it's mine. 496 00:18:18,386 --> 00:18:20,044 That's the point of the whole show. 497 00:18:20,069 --> 00:18:21,313 Oh. 498 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,902 [suspenseful music] 499 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,719 No. Oh, my God! 500 00:18:24,744 --> 00:18:26,009 Whoa! 501 00:18:26,034 --> 00:18:29,477 Oh, my God. 502 00:18:29,502 --> 00:18:30,404 There... 503 00:18:30,429 --> 00:18:32,024 now it's mine again. 504 00:18:32,049 --> 00:18:35,117 [upbeat music] 505 00:18:35,142 --> 00:18:40,611 ? ? 506 00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:43,680 [upbeat dance music] 507 00:18:46,477 --> 00:18:48,340 You told her. 508 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,735 [sighs] Look, I'm sorry, Montana. 509 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,444 I had to. It didn't feel right. 510 00:18:52,469 --> 00:18:55,053 You were assisting Maggie just to get her painting. 511 00:18:55,078 --> 00:18:58,016 You only slept with me just so you could hurt your ex. 512 00:18:58,736 --> 00:19:00,758 I cannot believe you chose them over me. 513 00:19:00,843 --> 00:19:02,105 Yeah, well... 514 00:19:02,205 --> 00:19:04,588 I'm gonna be such a big deal. 515 00:19:04,688 --> 00:19:07,304 Good luck with that, Amy. 516 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,753 I haven't been called Amy in, like, a year. 517 00:19:10,778 --> 00:19:13,313 [upbeat jazzy music] 518 00:19:13,594 --> 00:19:17,477 ? ? 519 00:19:26,646 --> 00:19:28,148 Zane... [scoffs] 520 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,416 You're not cooking with the microwave. 521 00:19:30,441 --> 00:19:32,184 You're using shallots. 522 00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:33,891 You're now stirring my drink. 523 00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:36,341 You're almost too perfect. 524 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,029 - "Almost"? - Almost. 525 00:19:40,331 --> 00:19:43,243 [both chuckling] 526 00:19:48,248 --> 00:19:50,231 I have to tell you something. 527 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,259 Yeah? 528 00:19:53,572 --> 00:19:56,466 We signed Lachlan Flynn at Empirical. 529 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,651 This "Vulture" article hit about an hour ago. 530 00:20:04,908 --> 00:20:06,240 Game on. 531 00:20:06,265 --> 00:20:07,623 I'll get you back. 532 00:20:07,648 --> 00:20:09,408 What? 533 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,592 - You're not mad? - Not at all. 534 00:20:12,617 --> 00:20:14,520 You just got a lot more interesting. 535 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:17,789 Besides, we were gonna cut him from the roster anyway. 536 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,399 - Why? - Mm... 537 00:20:20,424 --> 00:20:22,568 He's your problem now. He's your author. 538 00:20:22,691 --> 00:20:25,595 [scoffs] Okay. I'll go. 539 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,623 No, no, no. Stay. 540 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,917 But no sleeping over. 541 00:20:30,211 --> 00:20:32,451 I saw the toothbrush and panties in your purse. 542 00:20:32,476 --> 00:20:35,100 Okay. Don't flatter yourself. 543 00:20:35,219 --> 00:20:37,585 I always have a toothbrush and panties in my purse. 544 00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:38,792 I'm a New Yorker. 545 00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:40,895 Mm-hmm. 546 00:20:44,015 --> 00:20:45,637 It needs salt. 547 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:49,983 ? ? 548 00:21:00,841 --> 00:21:03,705 I mean, I knew Maggie could handle her herself, 549 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,273 but... [both chuckle] 550 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,021 A switchblade? 551 00:21:07,046 --> 00:21:09,743 - It's, like, a whole new level. - [chuckling] 552 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,470 Thank you for giving her the heads-up. 553 00:21:11,495 --> 00:21:13,295 - It means a lot. - Yeah. 554 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,336 She's my friend. 555 00:21:16,201 --> 00:21:17,823 Just... 556 00:21:17,848 --> 00:21:19,851 tell me... 557 00:21:20,726 --> 00:21:23,607 Why'd you have to kiss him? 558 00:21:27,088 --> 00:21:30,420 I just... I don't know. 559 00:21:31,629 --> 00:21:33,780 Some part of me needed to blow things up. 560 00:21:33,805 --> 00:21:35,808 [sighs] 561 00:21:37,156 --> 00:21:39,059 Why? 562 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,732 Because I want you to have everything. 563 00:21:41,803 --> 00:21:44,185 I want you to have time to decide about kids, 564 00:21:44,230 --> 00:21:47,099 to decide when it's right or if you want one 565 00:21:47,124 --> 00:21:49,295 or maybe even five. 566 00:21:49,651 --> 00:21:53,804 And maybe someday I can be that fun Aunt Liza who... 567 00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:57,637 Reads them books and takes them to the beach 568 00:21:57,662 --> 00:21:59,565 and builds them blanket forts. 569 00:21:59,665 --> 00:22:03,482 I build the best blanket forts. 570 00:22:06,216 --> 00:22:09,263 Just please tell me that you'll be in my life. 571 00:22:09,288 --> 00:22:11,240 Please. Somehow. 572 00:22:11,265 --> 00:22:14,905 There's got to be a better ending to us than this. 573 00:22:15,105 --> 00:22:18,201 [exhales deeply] 574 00:22:21,352 --> 00:22:23,202 Yeah. 575 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,614 Okay. 576 00:22:30,045 --> 00:22:31,668 Good night, Liza. 577 00:22:31,693 --> 00:22:33,975 [Flume's "Never Be Like You"] 578 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,959 ? I made... I made a mistake ? 579 00:22:35,984 --> 00:22:37,576 ? Please just look me in my face ? 580 00:22:37,601 --> 00:22:39,504 ? Tell me everything's okay ? 581 00:22:39,529 --> 00:22:41,432 ? 'Cause I got it ? 582 00:22:41,531 --> 00:22:43,815 ? Ooh ? 583 00:22:45,724 --> 00:22:48,420 [upbeat music] 584 00:22:48,713 --> 00:22:51,654 ? ? 585 00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:53,989 So, does Josh forgive us? 586 00:22:54,223 --> 00:22:55,686 I think he just might. 587 00:22:55,817 --> 00:22:58,150 Hey, did you see this? You�re in "New York" magazine. 588 00:22:58,175 --> 00:22:59,217 They�re calling you the Slasher. 589 00:22:59,242 --> 00:23:01,800 Ooh. Well, anything�s better than Mags. 590 00:23:01,876 --> 00:23:03,475 Ooh, not my best angle. 591 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,357 "A literal knife fight occurred" 592 00:23:05,382 --> 00:23:06,604 in the art world last night 593 00:23:06,629 --> 00:23:09,451 when venerable artist Maggie Amato arrived 594 00:23:09,476 --> 00:23:12,140 at Montana Goldberg�s first show at Gray Space. 595 00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:14,974 From the depths of obscurity, Amato reminded us 596 00:23:14,999 --> 00:23:16,942 "she�s still relevant." 597 00:23:16,967 --> 00:23:20,506 "These older artists will not go gently into the night 598 00:23:20,535 --> 00:23:24,021 and Amato�s show of her own is long overdue." 599 00:23:24,046 --> 00:23:25,228 [chuckles] 600 00:23:25,253 --> 00:23:26,755 Is this woman your roommate? 601 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,654 She�s part roommate, part mentor. 602 00:23:29,679 --> 00:23:32,225 I would love to meet her and see her work. 603 00:23:32,717 --> 00:23:34,139 Make that happen. 604 00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:37,189 Really? Okay. 605 00:23:37,214 --> 00:23:38,840 I�m glad to see you�re surrounding yourself 606 00:23:38,865 --> 00:23:41,240 with older, wiser, women. 607 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,864 We�re good for you. 608 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,762 You can go. 609 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:49,509 [gentle guitar music] 610 00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:51,373 ? ? 611 00:23:51,887 --> 00:23:53,513 Yeah? 612 00:23:54,038 --> 00:23:56,857 I�ve been thinking more about the Columbia professor. 613 00:23:56,931 --> 00:23:59,595 She�s really smart but I think it�s a mistake not to deliver 614 00:23:59,620 --> 00:24:01,163 a happy ending. 615 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:03,287 I�m glad to hear you say that. 616 00:24:03,312 --> 00:24:05,074 I already told Redmond we passed. 617 00:24:05,099 --> 00:24:06,080 You did? 618 00:24:06,105 --> 00:24:08,501 Yeah. I�m not going to be the one to deprive readers 619 00:24:08,526 --> 00:24:11,241 of their happily ever afters. 620 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:13,901 They just want to believe love exists. 621 00:24:14,182 --> 00:24:16,004 Exactly. 622 00:24:16,315 --> 00:24:18,899 And a happy ending isn�t the worst thing to hope for. 623 00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,563 Right? 624 00:24:21,115 --> 00:24:23,178 Not to mention good for business. 625 00:24:23,203 --> 00:24:25,246 [chuckles] 626 00:24:27,498 --> 00:24:29,501 Good night, Charles. 627 00:24:30,919 --> 00:24:32,879 Night, Liza. 628 00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:35,896 [upbeat music] 629 00:24:39,052 --> 00:24:43,218 ? ? 630 00:24:43,751 --> 00:24:45,751 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 631 00:24:45,801 --> 00:24:50,351 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43327

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