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[cheery electronic music]
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? ?
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Damn. What you got going on today, girl?
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Oh, nothing. I'm just, uh... you know,
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- working in the studio.
- Well, I'd like to stay
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and get to know you better,
but I got to get to work.
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Get out of here, perv.
That's for Montana.
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- Oh.
- She's just here
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going through some of my old paintings
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to see if anything's worth
including in my next show.
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You know, not every boss
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wants to sleep with their assistant.
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Besides, she's straight. I tried.
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Sure you're not still trying?
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Montana, this is my roommate Liza.
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Oh, hi. So nice to meet you.
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It's nice to meet you too, Montana.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Why don't you sit down, take a break.
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I made us some delicious avocado toast.
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Oh, thank you,
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- but I'm actually gluten free.
- Oh.
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[sighs] Of course you are.
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[dance music]
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Marketing research I did on influencers.
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I'm not sure that's going to
come up today, but thank you.
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Morning, everyone. I'd like to
jump right in, if we could.
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Oh, I have some news. But it can wait.
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Invitations went out for Bonfire,
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the top-secret Achilles retreat
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for leaders in publishing.
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Regrettably, Empirical
did not get invited.
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But...
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Millennial did.
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Oh, my God. Are you serious?
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- What?
- See for yourself.
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Oh, my God. [gasps]
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This is huge.
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Rod Stewart sat next to me at
Sushi Nakazawa last night.
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What does it mean?
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I assume it means he
lives in the Village.
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No, I mean, is this something
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that we need to prepare for?
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You have been asked to be
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on the "Future of Publishing" panel,
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so prepare some thoughts for that.
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Otherwise, have a good time.
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[squealing softly]
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Moving on. Congratulations.
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? Shoop, yeah, shoop ?
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Kelsey, Diana.
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Can I see you both in my office?
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- Is something wrong?
- It's about Liza.
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[funky music]
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? ?
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What do you two think
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about giving Liza a promotion?
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What would that look like for me?
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[inhales] I don't plan on
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leaving you without an assistant, but...
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I think she could handle
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more responsibility with Millennial.
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Actually, I think that Millennial
could use someone a step above Liza.
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We are... [chuckles]
growing really fast.
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Well, in my opinion,
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Liza is up to the task...
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but I'm open to exploring other options.
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Make a reservation.
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We need to have lunch.
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? ?
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- Thank you.
- That's enough for her.
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This is nice.
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What's the occasion?
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Liza, we have a heavy afternoon,
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so I'll cut to the chase.
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I know that Kelsey stole your boyfriend.
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She absolutely did not.
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But she's living with him.
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Yes, they are roommates.
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But Kelsey hasn't done anything wrong.
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Then... you must have.
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Whatever, it doesn't matter.
Just fix it.
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Kelsey is in a position
now to make decisions,
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and I would hate to see
you let personal drama
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get in the way of... a promising career.
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Of course. You're right.
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If you care to talk about it,
I'm a pretty good listener.
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Well, the truth is...
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the reason Josh and I ended
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had absolutely nothing
to do with Kelsey...
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Shh! Richard's ex-wife just walked in.
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- What?
- Don't, don't...
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How do you know?
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Because I Facebook stalk her.
Is that what you want to hear?
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Her name is Winnie.
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She also happens to be a therapist.
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Her best friend Cindy lives in Nyack.
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Uh... well, we can leave if you...
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Don't be ridiculous. We
are not in high school.
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Hi.
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Thank you.
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Should I introduce myself to her?
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No, I don't think so.
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- I feel like I know her.
- You don't.
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- Diana.
- No, I'm fine.
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Hello, Winnie?
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- I'm Diana Trout.
- I'm sorry, do I know you?
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No, no, but we have a...
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mutual acquaintance. Richard Caldwell?
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How do you know Richard?
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We're dating.
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You're Richard's new girlfriend?
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[laughing heartily]
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I'm sorry... I'm sorry,
you seem very nice.
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[laughing]
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Hi. We'll take these to go.
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[laughing continues]
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? ?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I found a bunch of stats
on publishing trends.
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"Wall Street Journal" did an article.
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So did "Publisher's Weekly."
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I thought those might be
useful for the panel.
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Yeah, what I really need is for you
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to book a rental car from
the Burlington airport.
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I'll send you a PDF of
my driver's license...
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I'm assuming you don't
want to be in the system.
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No, it's okay. I figured out
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all the ID tricks a while ago.
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Of course you did.
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[dance music]
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? ?
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[knocking at door]
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- Hey, you sick of me already?
- Uh-huh.
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- [chuckles] No.
- [chuckles]
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- I got invited to Bonfire.
- Oh?
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๏ฟฝQu๏ฟฝ es Bonfire?
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That internet company, Achilles,
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sponsors this invite-only conference
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for people in publishing to network.
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Mm-hmm. Sounds like an excuse
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- to hook up.
- Oh, yeah, that too.
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I need to go on a little retreat.
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[sighs] I'm telling ya...
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Mm. Hello, beautiful strangers.
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- Tinder?
- What?
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Do you have a better suggestion here?
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- No.
- All right.
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I fully support you.
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Aww, thanks.
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[Maggie Rogers' "Alaska"]
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[tranquil electronic music]
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? ?
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? I was walking ?
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? Through icy streams ?
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? That took my breath away ?
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Hey, I found some camping gear
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that some old girlfriends left behind.
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I thought you could use it for
your adventure in the woods.
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Uh, thanks, but I think this is going
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to be more like "glamping" than camping.
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What's this?
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Oh, it's a bunch of
stuff that Josh left.
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I feel like I should get it back to him.
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Well, you only take stuff back
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if you're looking for
an excuse to see him.
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Are you?
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[clicks tongue] No.
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Well, then it's yours.
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- You should see my pile.
- [chuckles]
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A hot/cold canteen is a
little less valuable
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than his vintage leather jacket.
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- Not to Gretchen.
- Really? This says "Lani."
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Lani's someone that
Gretchen dated before...
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Jeez, I'm a lesbian archive.
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Yeah, I don't want this
bedroom to turn into
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- a Josh museum.
- You know what?
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I'll get his stuff back to him.
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You don't have to be involved.
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Done.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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[upbeat music]
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- Liza Miller and Kelsey Peters.
- Wonderful.
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We have you both in cabin 12.
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Oh, what's the Wi-Fi code?
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There's no Wi-Fi in the Achilles Forest.
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It's a chance to unplug,
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so people can actually
talk to each other.
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- That's nice.
- You're kidding me.
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We do have a counselor on-site
if you experience withdrawal.
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This map will show you how
to get to your cabin.
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Would you like two keys?
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- No.
- Definitely.
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? ?
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Can I get another map?
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? ?
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Bonfire.
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Wow, is that Boomer?
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He doesn't actually come anymore.
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He just beams in.
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I'm honored to be in the presence
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of some of the greatest minds
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in the publishing industry.
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I hope you all came here ready to give
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and open to receive.
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Boomer's a little creepy, am I right?
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Said the woman who's talking to herself.
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If there's anything you need,
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don't hesitate to ask your Boomer Bots.
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Panels begin in the morning, so...
have fun tonight.
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- To you!
- ALL: To you.
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[upbeat music]
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? ?
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? I lived an ordinary life ?
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? Couldn't catch a break ?
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[sighs]
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? Oh, yeah ?
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Did you have fun last night?
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I did.
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Good. We have that panel
in a couple of hours.
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I know, Liza.
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[foot stomps]
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What?
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Nothing.
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No. What is it, Liza?
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Nothing. No big deal.
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Yeah. [chuckles] I was out all night.
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I slept with a stranger.
I drank too much.
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I have no problem being
honest about who I am.
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So go ahead, don't hold back.
Say what you were gonna say.
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Your tit's out.
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? ?
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[upbeat music]
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? ?
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- You feeling okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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Great.
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Good morning, and welcome to
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"The Future of Publishing" panel.
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My first question is for Millennial.
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What was your most innovative
marketing campaign
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of the past year?
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Well, we did an Instagram campaign,
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with influencers posting "shelfies."
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That was quite successful.
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- "Shelfies"?
- People posting photos
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of their bookshelves, because
they want you to see
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- what they're reading.
- Or at least pretending to.
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[scattered laughter]
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Is there a book this year you wish
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you'd gotten to publish, but didn't?
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Absolutely. Colin
McNichol's "The Algonquins"
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could've been a huge hit
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if they published with Millennial,
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but instead, they went with some big,
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mainstream publishing house
that fumbled the ball.
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[chuckles] Perhaps that's why no one
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from the aforementioned publishing house
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is here at Bonfire.
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[crowd chuckles]
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[people conversing quietly]
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Oh, excuse me.
266
00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:33,280
Ah... Liza Miller?
267
00:10:33,305 --> 00:10:34,293
- Right?
- Uh, yeah.
268
00:10:34,318 --> 00:10:35,624
Hi. Jay Mallick.
269
00:10:35,649 --> 00:10:37,792
I'm with Macmillan. I saw the panel.
270
00:10:37,817 --> 00:10:39,681
Millennial's killing it.
271
00:10:40,031 --> 00:10:42,367
Yeah, Kelsey's doing an amazing job.
272
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:45,297
Mm-hmm, well... she's
not doing it alone.
273
00:10:45,322 --> 00:10:47,370
- Well, it is her baby.
- Right.
274
00:10:47,395 --> 00:10:49,538
And that's why I wanted to talk to you.
275
00:10:49,563 --> 00:10:51,967
Look, Macmillan is launching
its own Gen-Y imprint,
276
00:10:51,992 --> 00:10:54,578
and we are looking for
someone to head it up.
277
00:10:54,603 --> 00:10:58,179
I don't mean to be too forward,
but would you be interested?
278
00:10:58,293 --> 00:10:59,624
Me?
279
00:10:59,649 --> 00:11:01,866
Okay, that was entirely too forward.
280
00:11:01,891 --> 00:11:03,794
I'm sorry. Um, let me just back up.
281
00:11:03,819 --> 00:11:06,041
[laughs] Can I get you a drink?
282
00:11:06,528 --> 00:11:08,624
Sure. A drink sounds
283
00:11:08,649 --> 00:11:10,790
- much more manageable.
- Oh, look, there's a bar.
284
00:11:10,815 --> 00:11:12,054
[both laugh]
285
00:11:12,306 --> 00:11:13,648
? ?
286
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,215
? Front and center ?
287
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,755
? I represent her ?
288
00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:18,274
? On the surface, on the cover ?
289
00:11:18,299 --> 00:11:20,224
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
290
00:11:20,249 --> 00:11:21,840
- Thanks for coming.
- Yeah.
291
00:11:21,865 --> 00:11:22,888
How's it going? All right?
292
00:11:22,913 --> 00:11:24,668
Good. Thanks for bringing my stuff.
293
00:11:24,693 --> 00:11:25,912
Yeah.
294
00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:27,949
- That's not mine, though.
- No, no, no.
295
00:11:27,974 --> 00:11:30,466
That's a gift. There's
a couple of flares
296
00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:32,842
in there, a pair of
women's long johns...
297
00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:35,301
- [laughs] Canteen?
- Yeah, knock yourself out.
298
00:11:35,326 --> 00:11:36,828
- Thanks.
- Here you go.
299
00:11:36,853 --> 00:11:37,995
- Thank you.
- [exhales]
300
00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:39,272
- Hey.
- Hey.
301
00:11:39,297 --> 00:11:40,558
Can I get you something?
302
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,378
You get the friends-of-Maggie discount.
303
00:11:42,403 --> 00:11:44,659
Mm. Yeah, I'll take an Americano.
304
00:11:44,684 --> 00:11:47,349
- Okay.
- Thanks.
305
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,834
Damn.
306
00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:51,743
I see why you wanted to get coffee here.
307
00:11:51,768 --> 00:11:53,831
Yeah, she works for me part time.
308
00:11:53,856 --> 00:11:55,384
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
309
00:11:55,409 --> 00:11:57,546
- She's hot.
- If you like straight girls
310
00:11:57,571 --> 00:11:59,268
with sexy hair.
311
00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:01,477
- That's kind of my thing.
- [inhales deeply]
312
00:12:01,502 --> 00:12:03,930
I'm sorry how it went down with Liza.
313
00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:05,392
Yeah.
314
00:12:05,727 --> 00:12:08,821
You mean how I caught
her cheating on me?
315
00:12:08,846 --> 00:12:10,485
Yeah. She messed up.
316
00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:11,924
But it wasn't that night.
317
00:12:11,949 --> 00:12:13,693
It was the night that
she met you at that bar
318
00:12:13,718 --> 00:12:14,893
and thought it was just gonna be fun.
319
00:12:14,918 --> 00:12:17,199
I mean, you were way more
than she bargained for.
320
00:12:17,224 --> 00:12:19,573
Well, she definitely taught me a lot...
321
00:12:19,829 --> 00:12:22,774
like if someone tells
you they're a liar...
322
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,626
you should believe them.
323
00:12:24,843 --> 00:12:27,085
Yeah, well, I'm exactly the same age
324
00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:28,657
that I told you that I was,
325
00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,410
so I hope we can still be friends.
326
00:12:30,435 --> 00:12:32,535
What are you talking about?
You never mentioned anything
327
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,462
- about your age.
- Yeah, let's keep it that way.
328
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,757
[chuckles] All right.
329
00:12:36,782 --> 00:12:38,404
[birds chirping]
330
00:12:38,429 --> 00:12:40,132
- [laughing]
- Okay, okay...
331
00:12:40,157 --> 00:12:42,609
Jane Austen, Charlotte
Bronte, and Virginia Woolf.
332
00:12:42,634 --> 00:12:43,976
- Go.
- [groans]
333
00:12:44,001 --> 00:12:45,664
That is tough. All right.
334
00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:47,625
Virginia would not be
happy either way, so...
335
00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:48,884
- [slicing sound] She's gone.
- Mm.
336
00:12:48,909 --> 00:12:51,358
And... I guess I am
337
00:12:51,383 --> 00:12:54,208
gonna marry Charlotte
and give it to Jane.
338
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,311
- Nice.
- Yeah?
339
00:12:55,336 --> 00:12:56,358
- Hey.
- Hi.
340
00:12:56,383 --> 00:12:58,796
- Excuse me.
- Okay, uh...
341
00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:01,187
You've been talking to
that guy for over an hour.
342
00:13:01,212 --> 00:13:02,995
- Move on.
- I've talked to other people.
343
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,583
I talked to that independent
publisher from Indiana.
344
00:13:05,608 --> 00:13:08,552
- The nun?
- Her name's Sister Angela.
345
00:13:08,577 --> 00:13:10,320
She's got a really great story.
346
00:13:10,345 --> 00:13:13,199
We got invited to Bonfire
because we're millennials,
347
00:13:13,224 --> 00:13:15,694
and our brand is young and fun.
So I'm gonna need you
348
00:13:15,719 --> 00:13:17,727
to be a little more on-brand, okay?
349
00:13:17,752 --> 00:13:19,139
? ?
350
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:21,708
Keep up.
351
00:13:21,985 --> 00:13:23,420
- [sighs]
- Move.
352
00:13:23,445 --> 00:13:25,017
[mumbling with mouth full]
353
00:13:25,362 --> 00:13:29,244
? ?
354
00:13:29,432 --> 00:13:31,251
[knocking at door]
355
00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:33,279
[buzzer sounds]
356
00:13:35,759 --> 00:13:37,812
- You're my 7:00?
- Hi.
357
00:13:37,837 --> 00:13:40,220
I just thought since we work
in the same neighborhood...
358
00:13:40,245 --> 00:13:42,164
and we have similar tastes in...
359
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,292
- Men?
- Restaurants...
360
00:13:44,317 --> 00:13:46,289
we might bump into each
other from time to time,
361
00:13:46,314 --> 00:13:49,075
so I wanted to come in and
clear the air about something.
362
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,103
I'm listening.
363
00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,443
When I told you I was dating Richard,
364
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,925
why did you laugh?
365
00:13:57,025 --> 00:13:58,965
You weren't what I was expecting.
366
00:13:59,244 --> 00:14:00,506
How so?
367
00:14:00,531 --> 00:14:01,793
When Richard left me
368
00:14:01,818 --> 00:14:04,110
after 18 years of marriage,
369
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,915
he said he wanted to
recapture his youth.
370
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,000
According to him, that
meant buying a truck,
371
00:14:09,025 --> 00:14:12,462
which is impractical in the city, and...
372
00:14:12,487 --> 00:14:14,604
dating models.
373
00:14:17,009 --> 00:14:19,859
- Oh.
- So you can see why I laughed.
374
00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:22,815
[quirky music]
375
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,476
Thank you for clearing that up.
376
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:26,204
That'll be $300.
377
00:14:26,229 --> 00:14:27,851
And I don't take insurance.
378
00:14:27,876 --> 00:14:31,829
? ?
379
00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:35,693
Some big, mainstream publishing house
380
00:14:35,718 --> 00:14:37,157
- just fumbled the ball!
- Hmm.
381
00:14:37,182 --> 00:14:39,517
- Right, Liza?
- Right, mm-hmm.
382
00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:42,263
- Oh!
- I'm gonna cut myself off.
383
00:14:42,288 --> 00:14:44,569
I've had four... already.
384
00:14:44,594 --> 00:14:47,046
I'm feeling a little "whoo-whoo."
385
00:14:47,071 --> 00:14:48,614
I've had six.
386
00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:51,804
And he has had six, and Hat...
387
00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:54,796
has had, like, seven or eight.
388
00:14:55,975 --> 00:14:57,420
- Glass, please?
- All right,
389
00:14:57,445 --> 00:14:59,748
maybe I just need something to eat.
390
00:14:59,915 --> 00:15:02,027
Okay, maybe not.
391
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:05,018
- As I was saying...
- [retches, coughs]
392
00:15:05,043 --> 00:15:06,311
Some big, mainstream company fumbled it!
393
00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:07,843
Ah...
394
00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:11,139
Uh... hey.
395
00:15:11,164 --> 00:15:13,482
Hey. Where's your glass?
396
00:15:13,507 --> 00:15:15,473
- I'm done.
- What... we're having
397
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,951
- a great time.
- I barfed, Kelsey.
398
00:15:16,976 --> 00:15:20,584
- Well, boot and rally.
- No, boot and go home.
399
00:15:20,609 --> 00:15:22,444
[sighs]
400
00:15:22,469 --> 00:15:24,083
[groans softly]
401
00:15:24,108 --> 00:15:26,890
What is the problem, Liza?
Isn't this part of the fun?
402
00:15:26,915 --> 00:15:28,083
You get to relive your glory years.
403
00:15:28,108 --> 00:15:30,652
You get to pretend to be 27 again.
404
00:15:30,677 --> 00:15:33,145
When I was 27, I was married with a kid.
405
00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:34,601
I was boring.
406
00:15:34,626 --> 00:15:37,937
This is the drunkest I've
been in my entire life.
407
00:15:37,962 --> 00:15:39,745
I love my job,
408
00:15:39,782 --> 00:15:43,459
and I think I'm pretty good at it.
409
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,029
And if that isn't good enough for you,
410
00:15:46,054 --> 00:15:47,765
then maybe this isn't working.
411
00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:49,252
Maybe it's not.
412
00:15:49,277 --> 00:15:52,222
[dance music]
413
00:15:52,247 --> 00:15:54,874
? ?
414
00:15:55,218 --> 00:15:58,083
You can't... that's crazy, right?
415
00:15:58,108 --> 00:15:59,510
- You get...
- I'm interested.
416
00:15:59,535 --> 00:16:01,598
[sassy music]
417
00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:03,456
? ?
418
00:16:03,811 --> 00:16:05,308
I'll call you.
419
00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:08,134
Oh, my God, there's barf in here.
420
00:16:09,107 --> 00:16:11,731
[upbeat music]
421
00:16:11,756 --> 00:16:14,738
? ?
422
00:16:15,277 --> 00:16:16,980
Hey.
423
00:16:17,222 --> 00:16:20,033
Can, uh... can I still
get a drink, or...
424
00:16:20,058 --> 00:16:22,362
We close in two minutes,
so can you drink fast?
425
00:16:22,387 --> 00:16:24,127
Well, is there any other
place around here
426
00:16:24,152 --> 00:16:26,843
that stays open any later?
427
00:16:26,868 --> 00:16:28,564
[laughing] Yeah, I'm
sure there are a lot...
428
00:16:28,589 --> 00:16:30,212
- [laughs]
- Lot of places.
429
00:16:30,237 --> 00:16:31,419
Yeah.
430
00:16:31,444 --> 00:16:34,619
Will you be at any of them?
431
00:16:35,214 --> 00:16:37,237
[laughs]
432
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,761
? Sitting, watching, waiting, wishing ?
433
00:16:39,786 --> 00:16:42,243
? I tell you one thing,
you never knew it ?
434
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:45,668
? At the back of the bus
there is so much to give ?
435
00:16:45,693 --> 00:16:47,425
We can, uh...
436
00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:49,816
- we can skip the tour, right?
- Yeah.
437
00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:51,089
[giggles]
438
00:16:51,114 --> 00:16:53,117
? ?
439
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:59,092
[breathes deeply]
440
00:17:08,525 --> 00:17:11,073
I almost finished an entire
"New Yorker" article
441
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,886
while you were in there.
442
00:17:12,911 --> 00:17:14,993
Is everything okay?
443
00:17:15,487 --> 00:17:17,490
I met your ex-wife.
444
00:17:18,659 --> 00:17:20,041
Winnie?
445
00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:21,889
Is there more than one, Richard?
446
00:17:21,914 --> 00:17:23,917
No, uh...
447
00:17:25,362 --> 00:17:28,579
- What happened?
- I introduced myself,
448
00:17:28,604 --> 00:17:32,185
and she proceeded to laugh in my face.
449
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,987
Ah, well, she was probably
450
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,950
just flight-testing some new meds.
451
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:38,114
She said it was because when you left,
452
00:17:38,139 --> 00:17:41,102
you did so to pursue the
fantasy of dating...
453
00:17:42,142 --> 00:17:44,245
models. [chuckles]
454
00:17:44,282 --> 00:17:46,396
I said a lot of ridiculous things
455
00:17:46,421 --> 00:17:48,424
when I left her.
456
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,075
But then again,
457
00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:54,469
I did end up meeting
someone beautiful...
458
00:17:54,494 --> 00:17:56,409
? ?
459
00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,673
Inside and out.
460
00:17:58,698 --> 00:18:00,204
I only care about out.
461
00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:01,382
[chuckles]
462
00:18:01,407 --> 00:18:04,042
? ?
463
00:18:05,092 --> 00:18:06,714
[giggling]
464
00:18:06,739 --> 00:18:11,523
? ?
465
00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:24,515
If I didn't know your real age already,
466
00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:26,587
I would today.
467
00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:28,104
I don't feel like talking.
468
00:18:28,129 --> 00:18:30,276
[tranquil music]
469
00:18:30,545 --> 00:18:35,946
? ?
470
00:18:39,597 --> 00:18:41,600
[sighs]
471
00:18:43,259 --> 00:18:45,174
[phone chiming continuously]
472
00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:47,819
Ah! My God, we finally have service.
473
00:18:47,844 --> 00:18:51,798
[phone chiming]
474
00:18:55,831 --> 00:18:58,335
[phone chiming continuously]
475
00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:00,336
What's going on?
476
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:02,703
- I'm sorry, it's my daughter...
- _
477
00:19:02,728 --> 00:19:04,555
- [tense music]
- _
478
00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:06,905
_
479
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:10,916
- What?
- She's in the hospital.
480
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,325
[line ringing]
481
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:15,453
Come on, answer, answer.
482
00:19:15,647 --> 00:19:17,550
It's Caitlin... holla at your girl.
483
00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:20,201
Caitlin, it's your mom.
I'm on my way, okay?
484
00:19:20,371 --> 00:19:22,995
- Hey, what's going on?
- I think her appendix burst.
485
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,763
Oh, my God.
486
00:19:25,055 --> 00:19:27,637
[gentle music]
487
00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:31,168
? ?
488
00:19:31,934 --> 00:19:34,231
- Here.
- Hey.
489
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,883
I just spoke to Rose,
Caitlin's roommate.
490
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,567
- She's out of surgery.
- Is she okay?
491
00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:38,934
[exhales] I don't know.
492
00:19:38,974 --> 00:19:40,333
I think so. She's gonna call me
493
00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:42,747
- when she wakes up.
- So what happened?
494
00:19:42,772 --> 00:19:44,514
[sighs] Well, apparently,
495
00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:46,582
she didn't go to the doctor
when she first started
496
00:19:46,607 --> 00:19:48,130
having pain, because she was afraid
497
00:19:48,155 --> 00:19:50,338
she wouldn't have enough
money for the deductible.
498
00:19:50,403 --> 00:19:53,326
God, I have been feeling
like a shitty person lately,
499
00:19:53,351 --> 00:19:55,357
and now I feel like a really shitty mom.
500
00:19:55,382 --> 00:19:57,316
No, Liza, there's nothing
that you could've done.
501
00:19:57,341 --> 00:19:58,523
She got sick.
502
00:19:58,548 --> 00:20:00,068
I could've answered the phone
503
00:20:00,093 --> 00:20:01,278
and told her to go to the doctor,
504
00:20:01,303 --> 00:20:03,828
but I was in the woods getting drunk.
505
00:20:05,086 --> 00:20:06,831
What about her dad?
506
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:09,056
He's not the one you contact
when you have a crisis.
507
00:20:09,081 --> 00:20:11,397
It's me. It's always been me.
508
00:20:11,422 --> 00:20:13,630
I'm really sorry.
509
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,384
I wish there was something I could do.
510
00:20:18,579 --> 00:20:22,084
- [phone chiming]
- Oh, my God, it's her.
511
00:20:22,445 --> 00:20:25,255
- Caitlin, hey.
- Hi, Mom.
512
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:28,128
Hey, hi! You okay?
513
00:20:28,153 --> 00:20:29,775
I've been better.
514
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,800
Ah, I am so sorry I
didn't get your call.
515
00:20:32,825 --> 00:20:34,464
It's okay. Are you coming?
516
00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:37,834
I am on my way. I promise.
517
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:41,230
And, honey, just so you know,
when it comes to your health,
518
00:20:41,255 --> 00:20:42,603
money is not an issue.
519
00:20:42,628 --> 00:20:45,603
I am so, so sorry you
had to go through this.
520
00:20:45,628 --> 00:20:49,695
? ?
521
00:20:51,227 --> 00:20:53,961
[dance music]
522
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,370
? ?
523
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,592
Hey. Liza went hard at Bonfire,
524
00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:01,358
so I told her to take the day off.
525
00:21:01,383 --> 00:21:04,806
Oh, thanks so much for thinking of me.
526
00:21:05,614 --> 00:21:07,808
You would've been so proud of her...
527
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,695
she partied with all the right people.
528
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,146
Oh. I'm surprised.
529
00:21:12,265 --> 00:21:15,983
My bet was on you for
being queen of camp.
530
00:21:20,594 --> 00:21:22,704
- [knocking at door]
- Hey, Charles?
531
00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:24,732
Good morning.
532
00:21:28,483 --> 00:21:30,719
You were right. Liza definitely deserves
533
00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:32,775
that promotion.
534
00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:37,653
What do you think about
bumping her title up
535
00:21:37,678 --> 00:21:39,216
to "associate editor"?
536
00:21:39,241 --> 00:21:41,326
Yeah, that's great, but she...
537
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:42,905
- also needs a raise.
- Ah.
538
00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:44,716
You can take it out of my
salary if you need to.
539
00:21:44,741 --> 00:21:48,076
I could not do this job without her.
540
00:21:48,101 --> 00:21:50,639
That won't be necessary.
I'll find the money.
541
00:21:50,664 --> 00:21:54,522
[upbeat music]
542
00:21:54,722 --> 00:21:56,863
She was lucky she got to
the hospital when she did.
543
00:21:56,888 --> 00:21:59,312
Yeah, they had to irrigate
my abdomen, Maggie.
544
00:21:59,337 --> 00:22:01,686
Ooh, that should keep you out
of classes for at least a week.
545
00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:04,407
- [chuckles]
- Oh, yeah.
546
00:22:04,979 --> 00:22:09,389
- How are you holding up?
- I am so lucky she had Rose.
547
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:12,918
- A good roommate is key.
- Absolutely.
548
00:22:13,144 --> 00:22:15,225
Hey, did you happen to
get Josh's stuff back?
549
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,794
Uh...
550
00:22:17,819 --> 00:22:20,077
- ? Your love makes me ?
- I did.
551
00:22:20,102 --> 00:22:22,709
? Someone else ?
552
00:22:22,734 --> 00:22:24,499
? Whoa-oh ?
553
00:22:24,524 --> 00:22:27,729
? Someone else, oh, oh-oh ?
554
00:22:28,774 --> 00:22:34,164
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