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This is just a get-to-
know-you dinner.
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All right.
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And if it goes well, then maybe
one day down the road
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I will feel comfortable
enough to explore
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my physical boundaries
with you.
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Good night, Val.
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Good night, Todd.
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- Yeah, where you at?
- [ Holly ]: I'm in Princeton. I'm visiting Henry.
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Don't you see, Holly,
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that when things get
not perfect,
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you start looking
for other guys.
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With me, it was Vince.
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With Ben, it was Vince.
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Do you see a pattern?
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The pattern is Vince.
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If I didn't date you
and break up with you
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and then date you
and break up with you,
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I would so date you again.
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That's my girlfriend.
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What's her name?
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Her name's Holly,
and that's not sick.
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I love you, Holly.
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- Okay, that has got to stop.
- Why?
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The teeth, the mouth,
the happiness --
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You know, either share what
you're on, or get the hell out.
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Oh, God. Did you see
the cherry blossoms
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starting to spring?
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Oh, I know.
And did you see
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how gorgeous and green
Central Park turned?
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I know!
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Oh!
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- I have so much to tell you.
- I couldn't wait to see you. - Me too.
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You go first.
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No, you go.
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Okay, um, my date
with Todd last night
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was so incredible.
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You had sex with the plumber,
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and you come in here talking
about frickin' cherry blossoms?
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No, I did not have sex
with Todd, and it turned out
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to be one of the best dates
I've ever had.
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I'm befuddled.
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Now, I'm not saying that
I'm in love with Todd
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or anything, but it's
the first date that I've had
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in a long time where I did not
think about Rick once.
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Oh, my God. Good for you.
Now on to me.
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You know how I used to always
sabotage my relationships
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because I was afraid
they wouldn't be perfect?
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Well, after visiting
Henry in Princeton,
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I realized that mature
and healthy relationships
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aren't perfect.
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I've really grown up.
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Hot dog!
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You know how whenever
Vince and I would fight,
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I would run away?
Well, that's old Holly.
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New Holly hangs in there.
Why?
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Because that's what you do
when you love somebody,
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and I love Vince.
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I love Vince!
I love Vince!
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I hate Holly! I hate Holly!
I hate Holly!
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I can't believe
she and Henry...
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I mean, if she was gonna
sleep with anyone,
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in the line of succession,
it should have been
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me, you, and then Henry.
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You know, you're doing
the right thing
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by leaving town, man.
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And don't worry.
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I'm gonna take really good
care of your bedroom.
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You don't mind if I feng shui
it up a little bit, do you?
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Do whatever you want.
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I may never come back
from Florida.
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Oh. In that case,
I ordered
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a couple of sconces
from Europe.
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Yeah, whatever.
A little gay.
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My buddy in Boca needs
a bartender for the summer.
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But I just may stay down
there forever.
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I could chill
with some geezers.
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How good do my pants
look up here?
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[ cell phone rings ]
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Are you sure you don't
want to talk to her, man?
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Damn, it's her again.
Like I need to hear
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that she's back with Henry.
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I never want to talk
to her again.
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I never want to hear
that girl's name ever again.
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Do you hear me?
Never. Never.
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Vince,
if you could call me back
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when you get this message,
that'd be great.
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I just have something
to tell you. Thanks.
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[ mouths words ]
I love you.
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Oh, my God. So how much
do you love the new Holly?
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Yeah, well, almost as much
as I love the new Val.
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Oh, look at me
staring at this paper
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open to the wedding
announcement page.
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Three months ago, this would
have sent me right into
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the arms of Jose Cuervo.
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But now I can honestly be
happy for all these people.
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Karen and Peter,
congratulations.
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Vanessa and David,
all the best.
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Ah! Marco and Steve --
fabulous!
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Rick and Julie, all the --
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Rick and Julie?
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Hey, that's weird.
They have the same names
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as your ex and his ex.
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Oh, and the same faces.
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Rick and Julie
are getting married tomorrow?
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Val, look, um, Fantasia's
playing Golda
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in "Fiddler on the Roof."
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I can't believe
they're getting married.
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Look, look, it's 30% off
at Bed, Bath & Beyond.
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Ooh, we can get a really nice
wedding gift for...
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Marco and Steve.
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
⪠Hey âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, my God.
I cannot believe
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that Rick and Julie
are getting married.
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This is going to kill her.
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Oh, trust me, she's fine.
She's come such a long way --
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Oh, my God! She's got a knife!
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Oh, God!
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Get it out of her hand!
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Guys, will you stop it?
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I'm just clearing the table.
I'm fine. Really.
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I am okay with Rick
and Julie getting married.
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Val, I mean, come on, this has
to be really hard for you.
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No.
I am totally chill,
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mentally harmonious,
en rapport, okey-dokey!
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More like okey-smokey.
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And you know what? I don't want
this fun day to end, okay?
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So we are all gonna go out
tonight. Girls night out.
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We'll get all gussied up,
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and we'll celebrate
Rick and Julie's nuptials,
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Holly's new love,
Lauren's new, uh...
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My rash cleared up.
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Yeah! Sweet!
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Okay, so everything's
on me. 8:00.
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Okay, I know what she needs.
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Yeah. There's Kahlua
in the maple syrup bottle
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next to the vodka vinegar.
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You're not gonna
believe this.
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You know how I was supposed
to go to Europe with my mom?
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Yes. First class
all the way,
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balloon trips
through Tuscany,
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you're rich,
blah, blah, blah.
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Yeah, well, my mom bailed.
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She threw her back out
having sex
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with a 30-year-old.
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Now I have this extra ticket
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and Holly can't take
a month off work.
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[ Both ]: I can.
You?
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Well, how hard is it to
take off from a bakery?
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Hello. Where do I work?
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I'm more fun.
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I'm prettier.
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I'll make her laugh.
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Well, I'll have
sex with her.
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So will I!
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Okay, you each bring
different things to the party.
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You're both worthy
traveling companions.
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I'll think about it,
and I'll get back to you
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in 24 hours?
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Fair enough.
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That's totally fair.
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This is a little something
for pretty ladies.
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And this just keeps
going and going and going.
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[ dance music playing ]
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I can't believe that Vince
hasn't called me back.
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Mm. Hey, hey.
Put that phone down.
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Come on, we are toasting
Rick and Julie.
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Yeah, we've been toasting them
for three pitchers.
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Well, they're a heck
of a couple.
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Okay, to Rick and Julie.
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[ All ]: To Rick and Julie.
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She's totally suicidal.
She's smashed.
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You know what?
I love you guys so much.
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Ring, for God's sakes,
ring!
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To rings!
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Telephone rings,
not engagement rings.
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Oh...
[ sobbing ]
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[ laughing ]
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Ah ha ha!
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Oh, God, it feels
so good to laugh.
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I love laughing.
I do.
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Mm.
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I adore drinking.
Don't you?
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But now I have to tinkle.
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I love tinkling, too.
Shh, shh.
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Okay. Life is so good.
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Ah!
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[ sobbing ]
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Poor Val. I hope that
she's gonna be okay.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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What are you doing,
traveling companion?
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You know, that chicken skin
will kill you.
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Let me get that for you,
baby girl.
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You know, when we travel
around Europe,
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I will remove all the icky parts
of the food for you.
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Gary got me a purse.
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Watch.
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I can't believe that
he hasn't called me back.
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I hate him!
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There he is.
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[ gasps ] I love him!
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Damn, man! Holly's here.
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It's not enough
she left me 30 messages?
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Now I gotta hear in person
how she's back with Henry?
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You know what?
We should go.
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You don't want to end up
getting drunk,
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suddenly find her
adorable again,
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end up not leaving.
I'll be back on the couch.
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I mean, I will miss you.
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Ooh, I hate her so much.
And you know what?
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I'm gonna tell her before
she has a chance to tell me
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about her and Henry and how
they're all in each other's --
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude.
Now hold on.
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Now, if you tell Holly
that you hate her,
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she's gonna ask you why.
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Then you're gonna have
to tell her
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that you followed her
all the way to Princeton
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like that "Felicity" chick.
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And that you found out
Holly's in love
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with her old boyfriend.
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Ha ha. Doesn't feel
so good, does it?
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Well, it doesn't.
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You know what, man?
You're right.
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I gotta act like
there's nothing wrong
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and everything's --
hey.
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Hey, Holly. Hi.
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Hold up. Is that Lauren
with Tina?
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I know she is not skinning
her chicken wing.
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Ah, no.
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[ dance music playing ]
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Hey. So, um, did you
get my messages?
249
00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,865
Oh, yeah. Sorry, I've just
been so busy packing.
250
00:10:16,930 --> 00:10:18,197
Packing? For what?
251
00:10:18,246 --> 00:10:19,846
I'm going to Florida
tomorrow.
252
00:10:19,897 --> 00:10:21,864
I'm gonna spend the summer
down there
253
00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,453
bartending for a buddy.
254
00:10:23,503 --> 00:10:25,470
What? Wait, you're going
on a trip tomorrow,
255
00:10:25,526 --> 00:10:27,427
and you weren't even
gonna tell me?
256
00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,147
Yeah. A lot of people
go on trips
257
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,167
and don't tell other
people about them.
258
00:10:31,222 --> 00:10:33,490
Okay, what is that
supposed to mean?
259
00:10:33,548 --> 00:10:35,749
Nothing. Just means
I'm going.
260
00:10:35,806 --> 00:10:37,540
Goodbye.
Have a great summer.
261
00:10:37,592 --> 00:10:39,293
Wait, wait. Okay,
what is your problem?
262
00:10:39,345 --> 00:10:41,313
Problem? I don't have
a problem.
263
00:10:41,367 --> 00:10:43,201
In fact, I'm getting rid
of my problem.
264
00:10:43,255 --> 00:10:46,223
Oh, okay, so now
I'm your problem?
265
00:10:46,289 --> 00:10:48,356
Well, you gotta admit, we do
drive each other kinda nuts.
266
00:10:48,412 --> 00:10:49,712
I mean, come on.
Every time we're together,
267
00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,528
- we end up in a fight.
- No, we don't.
268
00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:53,314
Yes, we do. One is
in the making right now.
269
00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:55,301
And guess what?
I'm sick of it.
270
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:58,024
Okay, well, if you would
just shut up and let me talk,
271
00:10:58,085 --> 00:11:00,220
- then we wouldn't fight.
- It's too late. We're fighting.
272
00:11:00,276 --> 00:11:01,676
Yeah, that's 'cause
you keep interrupting.
273
00:11:01,726 --> 00:11:03,226
That's what fighting is!
274
00:11:03,277 --> 00:11:05,144
Well, stop it. I have
something to tell you.
275
00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:07,299
Why do you think I've been
calling you all day?
276
00:11:07,355 --> 00:11:09,222
I don't care what you want.
I'm gonna tell you what I want.
277
00:11:09,276 --> 00:11:10,876
I want to go to Florida,
forget about this entire year,
278
00:11:10,927 --> 00:11:12,094
and finally have
some fun again.
279
00:11:12,141 --> 00:11:13,475
[ Ricki ]: Vince?
280
00:11:13,523 --> 00:11:15,324
Not now. We're in the middle
of not fighting.
281
00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:17,244
We're on our way
to the Bubble Lounge --
282
00:11:17,298 --> 00:11:19,933
Not now.
283
00:11:19,994 --> 00:11:22,229
See this, Holly?
See what's happening here?
284
00:11:22,286 --> 00:11:23,386
Not fun.
285
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:24,398
Oh, really?
286
00:11:24,443 --> 00:11:25,843
'Cause I'm having a ball!
287
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,927
- Oh, good!
- Good!
288
00:11:27,982 --> 00:11:30,284
You know what, Vince?
I hope you go to Florida,
289
00:11:30,342 --> 00:11:33,177
and I hope you stay there
for the rest of your life!
290
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,242
Fine! You know what? I have
nothing else to say to you!
291
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:41,233
Except don't try to call me,
because you know what?
292
00:11:41,296 --> 00:11:42,997
I have you programmed
in my cell phone,
293
00:11:43,049 --> 00:11:44,450
and if you call,
I'll see it's you,
294
00:11:44,498 --> 00:11:46,165
and then I won't pick up.
295
00:11:46,217 --> 00:11:48,051
Take a look at what
you're missing.
296
00:11:48,104 --> 00:11:49,204
Bye!
297
00:11:59,973 --> 00:12:02,641
⪠Ah, everybody âª
298
00:12:02,703 --> 00:12:04,670
⪠Get on the floor âª
299
00:12:04,726 --> 00:12:07,561
⪠Let's dance âª
300
00:12:07,624 --> 00:12:09,392
Hey, T.
301
00:12:09,444 --> 00:12:13,647
You know, it's all about
chick-on-chick in Europe.
302
00:12:18,713 --> 00:12:21,181
Hey, where's Val?
303
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,743
I really need to talk
to Val.
304
00:12:23,803 --> 00:12:25,571
Yeah, I don't know.
Come to think of it,
305
00:12:25,623 --> 00:12:27,357
she never came back
from the bathroom.
306
00:12:27,409 --> 00:12:28,743
What? What do you mean,
she never came back?
307
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:29,792
You were supposed
to watch her.
308
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,436
Oh, relax. She's fine.
309
00:12:31,488 --> 00:12:33,088
The girl's been dumped
like a hundred times this year.
310
00:12:33,139 --> 00:12:35,674
She's numb to it.
311
00:12:35,735 --> 00:12:38,537
⪠If you've had enough,
don't put up with his stuff âª
312
00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:40,166
⪠Don't you do it âª
313
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,919
See?
314
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,604
⪠If you've had your fill âª
315
00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,790
⪠Get the check,
pay the bill âª
316
00:12:45,846 --> 00:12:47,580
⪠You can do it âª
317
00:12:47,632 --> 00:12:49,767
Val, I know what
you're going through.
318
00:12:49,823 --> 00:12:52,959
- I just had a fight with Vince.
⪠Tell him to just get out âª
319
00:12:53,025 --> 00:12:54,526
I did!
320
00:12:54,576 --> 00:12:55,843
⪠Nothing left
to talk about âª
321
00:12:55,890 --> 00:12:57,458
Got that right.
322
00:12:57,509 --> 00:13:00,845
⪠Pack his raincoat, show him out âª
- I hate him.
323
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:03,248
⪠Look him in the eye
and simply shout âª
324
00:13:03,306 --> 00:13:05,040
I never want to see him
again!
325
00:13:05,092 --> 00:13:07,294
⪠Enough is enough
is enough âª
326
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:12,822
⪠I can't go on no more,
no more, no more, no âª
327
00:13:12,911 --> 00:13:14,646
⪠Enough is enough
is enough âª
328
00:13:14,698 --> 00:13:16,666
⪠I want him out âª
329
00:13:16,721 --> 00:13:21,725
⪠I want him
out that door now âª
330
00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:25,947
So I'm starting to think
maybe I dodged a bullet.
331
00:13:26,023 --> 00:13:30,727
Man! Them girls are bitter.
332
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,078
Maybe that's because they
don't have your beauty.
333
00:13:33,135 --> 00:13:35,136
You know, I never noticed
the bunch of blue in your eyes.
334
00:13:35,192 --> 00:13:36,893
All right,
that's playing dirty.
335
00:13:36,944 --> 00:13:38,645
You should know,
chicken peeler.
336
00:13:41,865 --> 00:13:44,000
⪠Enough is enough
is enough âª
337
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,991
⪠Is enough is enough âª
338
00:13:46,045 --> 00:13:48,279
⪠Is enough is enough
is enough âª
339
00:13:48,337 --> 00:13:50,138
⪠Is enough âª
340
00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,658
Thank you!
341
00:13:52,719 --> 00:13:54,252
That felt so good!
342
00:13:54,303 --> 00:13:55,803
Tell me about it.
343
00:13:55,853 --> 00:13:57,954
Okay, from now on,
whenever we're feeling sad,
344
00:13:58,010 --> 00:14:00,478
we'll just break it down
old school --
345
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,006
sing a little disco
346
00:14:02,055 --> 00:14:03,689
and remind ourselves
that no man
347
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:05,608
is ever
gonna make us feel bad.
348
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:07,729
You're right. Let's make
that pact right now, okay?
349
00:14:07,784 --> 00:14:09,151
No more Rick.
350
00:14:09,201 --> 00:14:11,469
No more Vince.
Up high.
351
00:14:11,526 --> 00:14:12,860
Testify.
352
00:14:12,908 --> 00:14:15,343
I love him!
How do I get him back?
353
00:14:15,402 --> 00:14:18,604
Honey, I can't think
without cake.
354
00:14:18,672 --> 00:14:21,507
Oh, and can I just say?
355
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,706
I am so flattered that you're
coming to me for advice.
356
00:14:24,772 --> 00:14:26,573
Yeah, well, I can't go
to Val.
357
00:14:26,626 --> 00:14:28,327
We swore to each other
no more Vince and Rick.
358
00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:30,280
If I go to her,
she'll think I'm weak.
359
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:32,635
Hey.
360
00:14:32,693 --> 00:14:34,494
I really need to see you.
361
00:14:34,548 --> 00:14:38,184
I know it's kind of late,
but...
362
00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:42,225
if you could just
meet with me.
363
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,501
Great. Okay.
364
00:14:44,557 --> 00:14:45,758
Thanks.
365
00:14:45,805 --> 00:14:48,240
I'll see you then.
366
00:14:52,951 --> 00:14:55,119
And now I'll never get
to tell him how I feel,
367
00:14:55,175 --> 00:14:57,042
because he's going to Florida
for the whole summer.
368
00:14:57,096 --> 00:15:00,632
Oh, wow. And it is so humid
this time of year.
369
00:15:00,703 --> 00:15:01,736
Lauren.
370
00:15:01,782 --> 00:15:03,416
Okay, okay, you know what?
371
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,336
I can do this, damn it,
'cause I am here for you.
372
00:15:06,399 --> 00:15:09,101
Tell me
what the problem is.
373
00:15:09,163 --> 00:15:12,332
Vince! I told you.
Vince is my problem.
374
00:15:12,398 --> 00:15:15,067
Is he the black one?
375
00:15:15,129 --> 00:15:16,830
I'm kidding.
Don't you see?
376
00:15:16,881 --> 00:15:19,583
I'm using humor to lighten up
a painful situation.
377
00:15:19,645 --> 00:15:23,081
I am finally ready
for a real relationship
378
00:15:23,151 --> 00:15:25,419
with him, and now
he's running away.
379
00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:27,478
Honey, are you gonna let
a man running away
380
00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:29,033
stop you from chasing him?
381
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,050
Haven't you ever heard
of a tranquilizer gun?
382
00:15:31,106 --> 00:15:34,208
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come back. Okay, okay.
383
00:15:34,273 --> 00:15:35,907
Do you really want to know
why he's running away?
384
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,125
Yes!
385
00:15:37,173 --> 00:15:38,640
He's protecting himself.
386
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:41,124
Holly, you have loved
the boy and hated him
387
00:15:41,183 --> 00:15:42,984
80 times
just in the last week.
388
00:15:43,038 --> 00:15:45,039
He doesn't want to risk
getting hurt again.
389
00:15:45,093 --> 00:15:47,394
You really don't think
he hates me?
390
00:15:47,453 --> 00:15:49,654
Honey, no man gets
that angry
391
00:15:49,711 --> 00:15:51,679
unless
he's in love with you.
392
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:55,169
Or when we got busted
by his wife.
393
00:15:55,238 --> 00:15:56,739
Oh, my God.
394
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,623
Well, he must really
love me,
395
00:15:58,677 --> 00:16:00,544
because he got so angry.
396
00:16:00,598 --> 00:16:03,466
Yes. He loves you,
and you love him.
397
00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:05,598
Oh, my God! Okay, well,
398
00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:07,655
I gotta go tell him
before he leaves.
399
00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:09,811
- You're just gonna go tell him you love him?
- Yes!
400
00:16:09,866 --> 00:16:11,267
No?
401
00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:14,085
Look, he has to know that
this time is different, okay?
402
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,081
That you're not just
jerking him around again.
403
00:16:16,136 --> 00:16:17,636
You're right. Okay.
404
00:16:17,687 --> 00:16:19,354
I have to do something
really convincing.
405
00:16:19,405 --> 00:16:21,306
Something really big
and romantic!
406
00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:22,861
What am I gonna do?
407
00:16:22,911 --> 00:16:24,679
Okay. You are gonna need
a pair of lace panties,
408
00:16:24,731 --> 00:16:27,666
maracas,
and a sleeve of saltines.
409
00:16:27,731 --> 00:16:31,500
I am so becoming
a therapist!
410
00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:42,739
Okay, Val, you're still
not answering your phone,
411
00:16:42,798 --> 00:16:44,265
so I'm letting myself in.
412
00:16:44,314 --> 00:16:46,482
You don't need to bark
like a guard dog.
413
00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:50,496
Hey, hey, hey. Why are you going
to Tina's door with that?
414
00:16:50,652 --> 00:16:52,719
That is my ticket
to Europe.
415
00:16:52,775 --> 00:16:54,876
Hey, give me that!
416
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:56,666
Give it here! Give --
417
00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:57,756
A poem?
418
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,235
"Belgium" does not rhyme
with "threesome."
419
00:17:00,295 --> 00:17:02,329
"Belgium" does rhyme with "threesome."
All depends on how you say it.
420
00:17:02,351 --> 00:17:03,685
Give me -- give me --
421
00:17:03,734 --> 00:17:05,367
Hey, guys, what's going on?
Oh, what's this?
422
00:17:05,419 --> 00:17:07,087
[ Both ]: It's from me!
- Liar!
423
00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:09,049
Oh, guys, about the trip.
424
00:17:09,093 --> 00:17:10,961
My mom's all better, so I
can't take either one of you.
425
00:17:11,014 --> 00:17:12,715
- What?
- Is she kidding?
426
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,334
Look, she's not even
taking me.
427
00:17:14,384 --> 00:17:15,385
She's taking
her stupid boyfriend.
428
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,102
Oh, great.
Now I gotta reconfigure this
429
00:17:18,159 --> 00:17:19,760
so they don't notice that
I ate two of the biscotti.
430
00:17:20,216 --> 00:17:22,784
It doesn't mean that we
can't still hang out.
431
00:17:22,844 --> 00:17:24,879
Oh, yeah, I believe it does.
432
00:17:24,934 --> 00:17:26,601
You want to go to the movies?
Maybe go bowling or something?
433
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:29,155
[ door slams ]
434
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:32,952
I hate you, mother!
435
00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:34,729
[ knock on door ]
436
00:17:34,776 --> 00:17:37,077
[ Lauren ]: Val?
437
00:17:37,135 --> 00:17:38,436
Val?
438
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,035
Oh...
439
00:17:44,011 --> 00:17:46,379
Holy crap!
440
00:17:46,438 --> 00:17:48,640
What the hell happened
to you?
441
00:17:48,697 --> 00:17:51,599
Well...
442
00:17:51,662 --> 00:17:54,698
I found out that I have
no tolerance for tequila,
443
00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:57,933
vodka, and beer shakes.
444
00:17:57,999 --> 00:18:00,267
I was calling you
all night.
445
00:18:00,325 --> 00:18:02,225
Why didn't you pick up?
446
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,914
I couldn't hear you
over Charo
447
00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:06,266
and all the other
screaming people.
448
00:18:06,325 --> 00:18:08,793
You were in hell?
449
00:18:08,852 --> 00:18:10,386
Atlantic City.
450
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,304
Now don't tell Holly,
okay?
451
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,760
Because I promised her that
I wouldn't let Rick upset me,
452
00:18:14,818 --> 00:18:16,486
but I couldn't help it.
453
00:18:16,538 --> 00:18:18,606
Oh, God.
What did you do?
454
00:18:18,661 --> 00:18:23,031
Well, I was a little bit
falling apart,
455
00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:26,379
and so I made a call.
456
00:18:26,447 --> 00:18:27,914
And the next thing I knew,
457
00:18:27,963 --> 00:18:29,597
I was in Atlantic City,
458
00:18:29,649 --> 00:18:32,150
dancing on the bar,
making out.
459
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,644
Unbelievable.
460
00:18:33,694 --> 00:18:35,661
You broke up
Rick and Julie's wedding,
461
00:18:35,716 --> 00:18:37,850
And then she broke up
yours and Rick's,
462
00:18:37,906 --> 00:18:39,874
and then you broke up
hers again.
463
00:18:39,929 --> 00:18:41,730
I love your life.
464
00:18:41,783 --> 00:18:44,684
Okay, okay, stop shouting
at me. Oh...
465
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:45,882
Aah!
466
00:18:45,929 --> 00:18:47,362
I said stop!
467
00:18:47,412 --> 00:18:49,379
No, your finger,
your finger!
468
00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:51,435
What? Aah!
469
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:52,991
What the hell is that?
470
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:54,808
I've never owned one,
471
00:18:54,861 --> 00:18:56,995
but that looks vaguely
like a wedding ring!
472
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,285
You got married?
473
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:01,301
Yeah, apparently!
474
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:02,899
Okay, wait,
this is amazing.
475
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,584
After planning
that whole wedding
476
00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:05,969
and breaking up with him,
477
00:19:06,017 --> 00:19:08,252
you finally married --
478
00:19:08,309 --> 00:19:11,411
Morning, wife.
479
00:19:11,478 --> 00:19:14,012
The plumber?
480
00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:16,407
- Aah!
- Oh!
481
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,366
Oh, my God, Tina,
I did it.
482
00:19:27,421 --> 00:19:29,188
I broke into Vince's car.
483
00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:32,643
No, it wasn't that hard.
It's a convertible.
484
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,547
I'm actually really nervous.
485
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,634
Maybe I should just get out
and forget this whole thing.
486
00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,124
Are you kidding?
487
00:19:38,173 --> 00:19:40,808
This is the most romantic
thing I have ever heard.
488
00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:44,672
When Vince sees you pop up
in the back seat all naked...
489
00:19:44,745 --> 00:19:47,981
Tina, I'm popping dressed.
490
00:19:49,936 --> 00:19:53,005
I'm gonna say to him,
"Vince, I love you,
491
00:19:53,071 --> 00:19:55,039
"and I'm going to Florida
with you.
492
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:56,927
"and I know I've said that
before --
493
00:19:56,981 --> 00:19:58,748
"not the Florida part,
the 'I love you' part.
494
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,401
"but this time
it's different.
495
00:20:00,452 --> 00:20:01,953
"I don't care
if it's not perfect.
496
00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:04,070
"it doesn't have to be perfect.
497
00:20:04,126 --> 00:20:06,094
"I am ready, and I don't want
to be with anybody else
498
00:20:06,148 --> 00:20:07,849
ever again."
499
00:20:07,901 --> 00:20:09,902
Oh, my God, he's here!
I gotta go! I love you!
500
00:20:09,957 --> 00:20:11,791
- Bye!
- Bye!
501
00:20:14,237 --> 00:20:15,438
[ Ricki ]: Vince?
502
00:20:15,485 --> 00:20:17,186
Yeah?
503
00:20:17,238 --> 00:20:18,772
Where should I put
my luggage?
504
00:20:18,822 --> 00:20:20,957
Oh, just throw it
in the back.
505
00:20:25,664 --> 00:20:27,831
Last night was so amazing.
506
00:20:27,889 --> 00:20:29,856
I'm glad it doesn't
have to end.
507
00:20:32,304 --> 00:20:34,071
This is so cool,
508
00:20:34,124 --> 00:20:35,924
you just picking up
and driving with me
509
00:20:35,978 --> 00:20:37,345
all the way to Florida.
510
00:20:39,584 --> 00:20:42,119
Well,
got a full tank of gas
511
00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,448
and a bag of Cheetos.
512
00:20:44,506 --> 00:20:46,940
I figure we don't have
to stop till...
513
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,567
Virginia.
514
00:20:48,601 --> 00:20:51,937
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