All language subtitles for What I Like About You s03e20 Working Girls.eng

Okay, I have been
pounding the pavement

handing out resumes
all over town.

I just don't understand why
I haven't found a job yet.

Well, Tina, why didn't
you ask me?

They're always looking for
new people at my office.

I don't know. I mean,
you know that I was fired

from my last three jobs
and most recently was let go

because I fell in love
with my married boss.

Well, yeah, honey,
that's the stuff

we leave off the resume.

Tina, why am I down here
as a reference?

Uh, because you own
a Gap,

and I was your top salesperson
three Christmases in a row.

Okay, here you go.

Tips are appreciated.

Oh! And I appreciate
that you're my sister,

and I don't have to.

Don't worry.

I'll be able to tip soon.
Holly's getting me a job.

Oh, yeah. We're gonna be
working together,

just like you and Lauren.

Oh, that's great!

You guys are gonna love
working together.

It was a little rocky
for me and Lauren

in the beginning --

that time she ran my old
business into the ground.

But I couldn't do it
without her now.

I mean,
she's so fun and warm,

And the customers
just think she's great.

All right, look, geezer!

Uh...I got to go.

Uh...yeah, Lauren,
I'll take care of it.

Hi there, sir.
Good to see you again.

Can I help you?

Your coffee tastes like ass.

Well, we tried a new blend.

Perhaps it's the chicory
you're tasting.

Just ass, that's all.
Just ass.

Cold ass.

Okay, well, uh,

maybe a complimentary cupcake
will make it up to you.

Not when they taste
like feet.

All right, that's it.

Now you listen here, mister.

Every day you come in here
with that sour puss,

and you tell me
what's wrong with my business.

Well, my cupcakes are delicious.
And the coffee's hot.

Now, if you don't like it,
you can leave!

Otherwise,
you just sit there,

and you eat your feet
and drink your ass!

You see, that is why it is good
to work with a friend.

We support each other.

We tag-team, you know?

Lauren and I
are in this together.

Uh, he -- he dead.

What?

Val did it!
She killed him!

I was nowhere
near the guy.

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ You really know
how to dance ♪

♪ When you go up, down,
jump around ♪

♪ Talk about true romance ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Keep on whispering
in my ear ♪

♪ Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear ♪

♪ 'Cause it's true ♪
♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪ ♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪ ♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪ ♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪ ♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about ♪
♪ Hey ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪

What did I do?
What did I do?

Val, you didn't do
anything!

Oh, Lord, a dead man just
rolled out the bakery!

[ Val ]: Oh, God.

Why did I yell at him?
I killed him.

Val, would you stop it?
It's not your fault.

Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
I'm late for a meeting.

Would you kill me
if I went?

You've seen what
she's capable of.

No, go. I'll be fine.

Damn! My cell phone's
dying too.

Boy, I tell you,
when it rains...

I wonder how old he was.

I wonder if he had a family.
A wife. A little dog.

Oh, don't go starting
with the guilt.

It is a wasted emotion.

Said the girl eating
the dead man's cupcake.

Don't worry. I'm eating
from the other side.

Mmm.

Which is ironic,

because that's
where he is now.

Lauren, how could you
be so cold?

The poor man just died
right in front of us.

Well, did you ever think
that maybe I'm just in shock,

that maybe this is
how I deal with death?

I'm sorry.

Is that true?

Okay.

I can't believe
I yelled at him.

Why didn't I just
give him the coffee?

Why did I have to go
with the chicory? Oh, God!

She is such a drama queen.

You'd think somebody
just dropped --

Oh, yeah.

What are we gonna do
with the dead man's jacket?

It looks so empty without
the dead man in it.

Lauren, for God's sakes,
let this one be on the house.

Oh! I'm just looking
for some identification

so I can get this
back to his family.

Oh, look. How sad.

That must be a picture
of his three sons.

His three handsome sons.

Oh, Val...

I am so sorry.
I was wrong.

We should feel guilty.

Yes, we must go
to that funeral

and purge ourselves
of all this guilt.

Yes, that's what we should do.
We should go to the funeral.

Yes. But first we need
to go shopping

and pick up
something in black

that shows off
a little cleave.

Holly, thank you so much

for helping me
get this job.

I really appreciate it,

and I promise you
I will not let you down.

Are you kidding me?

You already make
the best coffee ever.

Hey, Tyler.

Oh, hey, Dave.
Oh, this is Tina.

She's the new
office assistant.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hey. Just in for my morning cheese doodles.

Ooh, ooh, let me
get that for you.

Here you go.

That was fast.
She's good.

Hey, are you pitching
any promotional ideas

for Gwen Stefani's new single?

I heard whoever comes up
with the best idea

is gonna get to work
on her team.

Oh, my God, Gwen Stefani?
Holly, that is so awesome!

I hope you get it.

That has been opened.

Do you know
how many people have had

their gross, boogery fingers
in here?

I can't snack
on cootie doodles.

She's not as good
as I thought.

Sorry.

Oh, my God, I've only
been here a half hour,

and I've already screwed up.
Holly, I am so sorry.

Okay, will you relax?
You didn't do anything wrong.

Oh, God, I'm so stupid.
Why didn't I think?

Okay, will you stop it?

I mean, it is just
cheese doodles.

Now calm down,
and I'm gonna think about

some ideas for Gwen Stefani.

Hey, you know what?

Why don't you think
of some ideas, too?

- Me?
- Yeah. I'm serious. You should go for it too.

No, Holly, I appreciate it,
but don't you want it, too?

Well, yeah, but if you get it,
then I can brag

that I brought
my smart friend on board.

It's a win-win.

Okay. Cool.

I'm gonna think of some ideas
while I make more coffee.

No!

'Cause who really drinks coffee
in the mornings?

Well, you must be
one of the sons.

Oh, you're taller
in person.

Do I know you?

You do now.
I'm Lauren.

I'm Andy.

Hi, I'm Val --
from the bakery

where your father --

I'm so sorry.

Oh, so am I.
Are you married?

No.

Oh, it must be so much
harder to face this alone.

You know, my dad always
talked about that bakery.

He said going there was
the high point of his day.

You're kidding.

I mean, I know.

In fact, he kept
telling me to stop by

because he knew
I'd love it, too.

I was always too busy.

Oh, why? Are you a doctor?

Plastic surgeon.

Blackjack!

But you know, I don't think
my dad was sending me there

for the cupcakes.

He kept telling me I had
to meet the girl

who served him the cupcakes.

Oh! Well, that was me.

And I can't wait to tell you
all of the conversations

I had with your father.

Andy, uh, there's something
I need to tell you.

No. No, no.
No, you don't.

No, Val was nothing but kind
and warm and sweet

and loving to your father.

No, I have to say this.

Andy, I feel responsible.

You father passed away
in my bakery.

Oh, you're the owner.

You're the one
he wanted me to meet.

Wait. Well, how do you
know he said "owner"?

He was old, and he slurred.

"Owner." "Lauren."
They're like exactly alike.

Val, you know what my dad
would have liked?

For you and me to have
dinner together sometime.

She killed your father!

Holly, thank you so much
for convincing me

to pitch my ideas
to the boss.

Oh, my God, am I so glad
that you did.

It's such a good experience,
even if you don't get the job.

I got it!

What? Are you kidding me?
Your first day here,

and you're on "team Stefani"?

Oh, I know
what you're thinking --

now I'm gonna be too busy
to make the coffee,

but don't you worry.
I will find the time.

Here's hopin'.

Hey, so let me get
this straight.

I told you you could do it,
and you did it.

Oh, my God, so what
was your idea?

Oh, God, get this.

I didn't even have
to pitch him an idea.

He said he liked
my enthusiasm.

Are you sure
he didn't say "nipples"?

Tina, um,
just out of curiosity,

did you wear your jacket
into the meeting?

No. Why?

Because, um, I don't think
that you got the job.

Your knockers did!

Well, they're attached
to me, so thank you.

You knew how guilty
I felt.

Are you that desperate
to meet a man

that you would tell the son
that I killed his father?

Oh, I was making conversation.

If Andy knew that you went
to that funeral

just to hit on him,
he would never date you.

Well, why do you think
I didn't tell him?

There is something
seriously wrong with you.

[ gasps ]
You're just jealous

because after I told Andy
that you killed his father,

He was totally into me.

Are you insane?

What is the matter with you?

I want to meet a man.
So kill me.

That's just a figure
of speech.

Okay, I mean, I know
that you dress all,

you know, nakedy
when we go out,

but, okay, you know, it's kind
of inappropriate for work.

Hey, did I not
get the job?

The three of you
got the job.

I mean, do you not care
that you got it that way?

Guys?

Stop talking to your boobs!

Ew! Do you not see
how wrong this is?

What? Using what you have
to get ahead?

Welcome to the real world,
Holly.

Okay, yeah, well,
that's not my world.

I mean, I get a job
because of my talent,

my brains, my ideas.

So do I.

I mean, if I didn't have
the idea to take off my jacket,

I would still be
an assistant right now.

Oh, my God.

I cannot believe

that I am actually friends
with someone like you.

What?

[ shouting ] I cannot

believe that I am actually
friends with someone like you!

Fine. Fine. Okay,
if that's the way you feel,

then we are no longer friends.

If I need to discuss
anything about work,

I'll have my assistant
call your --

Ooh, wait!
You don't have an assistant.

Oh, oh, I know.
Maybe you can get your ideas

to answer your phone.

Well, at least my ideas
are even!

[ gasps ]

You know what?
We don't need Lauren and Tina.

All I need is you
and this couch

and this ice cream
and these peanut butter cups.

Oh, God.

Look what those bad girls
have done to us.

I cannot believe Tina.

I mean, I am not gonna be
friends with somebody

who, you know, flashes
their goods

just to get what they want.

I mean, yeah, it's helpful

when you want
to get into clubs,

but other than that,
I'm out!

Yeah, how about Lauren?
She's so desperate

to meet a guy, she doesn't
care who she hurts.

Which is also helpful
for clubs, but I hate clubs.

[ music playing on TV ]
Ooh, "Gilligan's Island."

Oh, that always
makes us feel better.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, you know what I never
figured out?

Why would a big movie star
like Ginger

go on a 3-hour tour
with a bunch of nobodies?

[ gasps ]
This is my favorite one.

It's the one where they almost
get off the island but don't.

Ooh.

[ Gary's voice ]: Mary Ann?
Mary Ann, where are you?

In here, Professor.

What happened?

I know, I know.

I fell asleep out by the lagoon.
Got a little sunburned.

But I have some exciting
island news to tell you.

- Do you?
- What's going on?

Little Buddy and I heard there's
some exciting island news.

Yeah, did another Russian
cosmonaut land on the island

and leave without us?

Hello, darlings.

What's all the commotion?

Thurston and I were in
the middle of pitching wood,

and I have to get back before
he realizes I'm not there.

What's going on?

I came as soon as I got
into my push-up coconuts.

Okay, everyone, I know
it's taken 12 years,

but I finally constructed
a raft that will transport us

off the island.

- Yay!
- Yay! - Yay!

Unfortunately, because of
the size of the raft,

we're going to have to leave
one of us behind.

- Boo!
- Boo! - Boo!

Now, I'm going because, well,
I built it.

And Gilligan and the Skipper
are going

because of their
navigation skills.

And Thurston and I are going
because we're going

to give the Professor
a lot of money.

Well, that leaves Mary Ann
and Ginger.

So, gals, why don't you each
tell us why you think

you should go?

Okay.

I am an excellent rower,
and I'm also --

I'll be wearing this.

Ginger, it is!

Wait!

Oh, but that is so unfair!

Dear, dear Mary Ann,

we will miss you.

But I have been working
my tail off for 12 years

baking pies,
doing their laundry,

being "and the rest,"

And all Ginger
has to do is...

Shake her ta-tas?

Exactly. Oh...
I could just spit.

Dear Mary Ann,

we've all had a Ginger
in our lives.

In my case,
her name was Lauren,

my best friend --
a real good-time gal.

What?

- A harlot.
- Huh?

A ho, dear.

Oh.

Gee. I don't know.

Maybe Ginger isn't
so wrong, after all.

Maybe that is the way
to get what you want.

But how would you feel about
yourself if you did that, dear?

Bad?

Ping, ping, ping, angel.

You see, Ginger knows
why they picked her,

and she has to live with that.

Eventually, gravity will
catch up with her,

and all she'll be left with
is a low self-esteem

and even lower coconuts.

Holy cow!

Here I was,
feeling all bad for me,

because I'm gonna be
all alone,

unless the Harlem Globetrotters
come back -- they were nice.

But I should really be
feeling bad for poor Ginger.

She's so insecure and has
even lower self-esteem.

Exactly. What she needs is
a friend who understands that

and helps encourage her to
develop areas other than her --

[ Gary's voice ]: Mrs. Howell,
we're leaving.

Ta-ta.

Oh, my God.
I have been such a jerk.

Me too.

Lauren and Tina just have
low self-esteem.

They are not the bad girls.
We are.

God. I love this show.

I mean, we always
learn something.

You know what we have to do.

We have to pass along
Mrs. Howell's words of wisdom

to our friends.

No, we can't tell them that
they have low self-esteem.

I mean, that's hurtful. We're
talking about their innards.

I can't believe
I've been so insensitive.

Oh...

So do you really think that
Mrs. Howell would tell them?

Yes.

Okay, then that's
what we'll do.

And I think that they'll
be happy that we did.

- Low self-esteem?!
- Low self-esteem?!

I know that it's not
the easiest thing to hear,

but, you know, it's also not
the easiest thing to say.

Oh, I don't know. It seemed
to slip right off your tongue.

Oh, excuse me, but would a girl
with low self-esteem

wear this?

I think that's kinda
why you wear it.

That is so not true!

I do not have a problem
with low self-esteem.

Do I?

A little bit.

Which is why I think you feel
you have to throw yourself

at men.

You mean it's not just
because I'm horny?

No!

It's because nobody's ever
told you that you're smart

and talented.

And you have so much more
to offer

than just your body.

I mean, I see what a great
person you are.

You're sweet, you're fun,
you make me laugh all the time.

I mean,
when I have a problem,

you're the first person
I go to.

I am?

Yes. I mean, you always
have such good ideas.

You have so much more
experience than I do.

I mean,
you've been around.

Because I have
low self-esteem?

But that is over.

You are so much more
than that.

And I'm going to show you
that you do not have

to whore yourself out
at funerals anymore.

What about weddings
and bar mitzvahs?

Oh, sweetie,
you are such a good friend,

and I'm so sorry
I accused you of murder.

That's okay.

No, it's not.

You were feeling guilty,
and I knew that,

and I didn't care.

But today, you made me see
what's really important.

What?

Oh, uh...

Uh...

That whenever you're feeling
bad about yourself,

just come to me, and we'll
talk about it together.

Yes! You and me!

We'll work on my crappy
self-esteem together!

Holly, you are so right.
I'm worthless.

I'm nothing!

No! No! You're clever,
you're creative.

You know more about
Gwen Stefani than she does!

I want you to march yourself
right back

into the boss's office,
just, you know, in a turtleneck,

and I want you to pitch
your little heart out!

I can't!

Yes, you can!

No, I don't even own
a turtleneck!

I hate this job! I don't even
want this stupid job!

Oh! Ginger, come back!

Holly, you did
the right thing.

Tina just needs some time
to digest what you told her.

No, I shouldn't have
tried to change her.

I mean, she was happier
when she was Ginger

and I was Mary Ann.

Yeah, but was she
really happy?

I mean, look at Lauren.

She was thrilled
when I talked to her.

Ha ha ha ha!

Okay,
I'll be right back.

- Uh, hi.
- Hi.

Have I told you how smart
and talented you are?

Thank you. And now
I'm just gonna serve

this nice customer
his cupcake.

Okay.

Okay.

[ giggles ]

Hey.

Tina. Oh, I've been
trying to call you.

I was so worried about you.
Where have you been?

Well, I thought
about what you said,

and I used my brain,
and I came up

with some really
kick-ass ideas,

so I went into the boss
and I pitched them.

Good for you.
Did he like them?

He said
they were all lame!

Yay! What?

He didn't like
one idea?

Nope, not a one. But he said
I still had the job,

- so you know what I did?
- I'm scared to ask.

I quit. Ha ha!

I don't want to get a job
because of my body.

Good girl.

So, what are you gonna do now?

Well, you made me realize
that I am kinda good

at a lot of stuff --
I'm just not sure what --

So I'm thinking about maybe
taking some classes.

Oh, Tina,
I am so proud of you.

In the meantime,
I got another job.

Not happening!

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