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(electronic music)
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(classical music)
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(Chonathan): I am so glad
we could all get together
for this brunch.
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Mulia and I really missed
seeing you guys.
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- Yes, Chonathan and I
are so glad to finally
have you over
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to see the changes
to our house.
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We feel the flow
is much better,
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now that our walls
are entirely organic.
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- Phephanie and I
are so glad
to see you guys,
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and see what you've done
with this place.
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Aren't we, Foofy?
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- Please don't
call me that.
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- Uh, I... brought
an organic cantaloupe
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from our cantaloupe trellis
in the backyard.
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Please, cut some.
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- Oh, wow!
- Uh-huh.
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- Maybe later. It's organic--
- I'm focusing on a completely
flesh-free diet,
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so anything that has
a flesh-like exterior,
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it's not on the table.
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- Oh, wow, that is amazing.
- I know.
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- I just think it's so great
what you're doing.
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- It is. It is great.
It is great.
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You know what I've been doing,
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I've been picking up trash
along the Line.
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Just in my down time. It is
so spiritually empowering.
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- Oh wow, that's great.
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Are you doing both sides
of the Line?
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(sniffing)
- Hmm?
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- Are you... Also going to
the other side of the Line,
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Below the Line? And then
picking up trash from there?
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(pouring drink)
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- Let's toast.
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Using my locally sourced,
home-brewed,
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pumpkin lavender ale!
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- To those less fortunate
than us.
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(glasses clinking)
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- Hmm. How are the avocado
finger toasts?
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- Avocado is fleshy,
so I wouldn't know.
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- I've been putting an effort
into just being kind
to everyone.
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Even store clerks and waiters.
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- I've been posting about
my opinions on social media.
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If a politician disagrees
with what I have to say,
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I make sure he hears it
by retweeting like 40, 50 times.
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- You know what I heard?
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I heard that
Palph and Plisa
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sponsored a kid
from Below the Line.
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They just send him
a few credits every month,
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to help the kid buy tablets
for school, and you know,
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socially acceptable toe shoes.
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- I've seen those commercials,
with the sad music
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and the awful conditions
those Below the Line kids
live in.
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- Steffi. Play the commercial.
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(Steffi): Okay, Phephanie.
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(sad music, all singing along)
♪ When a child says
"Mommy, I'm hungry" ♪
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♪ And you know that you want
to do good ♪
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♪ Do you just walk away ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're busy today ♪
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♪ Or send credits
like you know you should ♪
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♪ Sending credits makes you
feel so good ♪
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(music stopping)
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- That is just... so good!
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And... great,
of Plisa and Palph.
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- Yes, so good. So great!
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- It's a little impersonal
though. Right?
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- Wait, what?
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- I mean, they're sending
credits.
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I'm sorry, but that's...
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a little impersonal.
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- Yes!
- Yes.
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- Right!
- Right.
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- What Below the Line kids need
is contact. Love!
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- Yes! Yeah, absolutely!
They're doing it wrong,
completely wrong!
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Love them so much, though.
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- Yeah, they're amazing,
but yes, they're doing it wrong.
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The morally correct thing to do
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is to spend some real
face-to-face time
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with some poor,
Below the Line kids.
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- I mean really, we all should.
Right? I mean, what...
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Palph and Plisa think
they're better than us?
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- Yes, they do.
But they aren't.
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Because we're gonna go
Below the Line, and
find a kid to sponsor.
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Right now!
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(upbeat music)
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- Okay. Sure.
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- I'm gonna bring
the cantaloupe, for...
hunger later.
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- So, I don't wanna say this
to any way signal
that I'm scared,
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because I'm absolutely
in no way scared,
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but just for conversation sake,
I will let you know that
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I have never been
Below the Line.
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- I'm not scared either.
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- No need to worry,
or be scared.
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I have been Below the Line.
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Know it very well,
as a matter of fact.
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Love it down there. So vibrant.
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(automated voice over speaker):
Enter Below the Line
at your own risk.
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- You know what?
It just occurred to me.
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If we ride our bikes Below,
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how are we gonna bring
our sponsee back?
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There's no room on the bikes.
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- No room? Absolutely no room.
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- Just to make
it clear, Chonathan,
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are you sure that's not because
you don't want to be riding
your bikes down Below the Line?
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- Of course not.
This is a totally
practical point.
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The kid is from Below the Line,
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he might not even know
what a bike is.
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- He may think it's some sort
of animal predator.
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I don't want him to be scared.
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- Listen, I'm famished
from this bike ride.
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Anybody want to dig into
this cantaloupe?
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- We're not gonna walk
down there, are we?
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(car door closing)
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- Should we...
(clicking tongue)
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- You're not
stealing a van!
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- The virtue of our mission
of mercy overrides
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the moral ambiguity
of taking the van.
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- "Can't start a revolution
without lighting a match."
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Marlo Umfree.
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- You can't start a revolution
without breaking some eggs.
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- He always has to be right.
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- No, it's not right.
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(sirens, dog barking)
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(Dward): Go! Move it along!
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(O-Shell): Move it along!
Let's go!
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(Barsley): This place
is so vibrant.
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Art is made on walls here?
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(Chonathan): No, Barsley.
That's called "graffiti".
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They can't afford tablets,
so they just write on the walls.
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(Mulia, Barsley): Ohh!
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- What kind of yoga is that?
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(Phephanie): Looks like just
regular hatha yoga.
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He's in shavasana right now.
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- Where are
the children in need?
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Is there a bin
full of them somewhere?
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- Let's find out.
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(upbeat music)
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- What is that?
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They put their clothes into
machines full of water,
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and it's just spinning around.
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Oh! Is this some kind
of theme park?
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- No, Phephanie,
those are called "laundromats".
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You see, people
Below the Line are forced
to wash their own clothes.
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(all, disgusted): Oh...
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- Okay, well what is that?
That place with the giant
"T" on it?
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(Chonathan): That's not a "T",
it's a crucifix.
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It's a symbol of their religion.
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- They have religion? Sad!
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It comforts
and guides them
through life,
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we're so lucky
we have an app for that.
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- Yeah.
- There but for the grace
of Steffi go I.
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Houses?
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Barsley, did you get us lost?
We're back Above the Line.
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- Actually, Phephanie,
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Below the Line, they have
neighborhoods just like we do--
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You know what?
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I'm just thinking this
right now,
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in fact, I might be the first
person to think this,
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but in a lot of ways,
people Below the Line
are no different than us.
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- It's almost like
they're people too.
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- We never would've learned
this if we'd just sent credits
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like low-morality
Palph and Plisa.
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I mean, Below the Liners
are almost like us.
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They have houses,
they walk around.
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- Exactly.
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And where's the best place
to find a poor kid?
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A house.
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(upbeat music continues)
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- Is that primitive yard art?
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- They're child accoutrements.
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A poor kid lives here!
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(all gasping)
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(squealing in excitement)
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- Oh.
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(Barsley): Aw, he seems good.
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- Seems good? He's perfect!
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- I wanna sponsor him.
I wanna sponsor him right now!
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- I hope he likes cantaloupes.
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- Let's get him.
- Okay.
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(video game beeping)
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- Hey, guy. We're here
to sponsor you!
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(patting leg)
C'mon, buddy! Come on!
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- What's your name?
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- Um, Oliver.
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You can't just
walk into people's houses.
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- Ooliver? What a great name!
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- Dad!
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- No, he's not your dad.
We're here to sponsor you!
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- Dad! Some weird people
just walked into the house!
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- Yeah, you can call me Dad
if you really wanna.
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- This cantaloupe is organic!
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- I love you so much!
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(Ray): Hey!
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Get the hell out of here!
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(all screaming)
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You okay?
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- Yeah. I'm okay.
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- What the hell was that?
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(dog barking, sirens wailing)
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- Jeff? Detective Girth Haddock.
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I've been assigned
to your stolen van case.
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Nice to meet you.
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- A detective?
For a stolen van?
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- This is by far the worst crime
committed Above the Line
in a really long time.
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But don't worry.
I'll put out an immediate APB,
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and we'll find these scum.
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- That's great, thank you.
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- I guess the game...
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...has begun.
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(dramatic upbeat music)
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- You okay?
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- Hmm? Yeah, I'm just
trying to remember
where I parked my car.
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(Girth): Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop! Stop!
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(brakes squealing)
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(woman): Great, thanks so much.
(man): Thank you.
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(Chonathan): We're in luck.
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These are known as "long-meats".
Very popular Below the Line.
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(loudly):
Four long-meats please!
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- Steffi, check my
Don't-put-that-in-your-mouth
app,
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for Below the Line food.
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(Steffi): All food
Below the Line
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is potentially toxic.
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But eating here does have
character building social merit
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- These long-meats look
so authentic!
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- What's wrong, Mulia?
The long-meats too good
for you to handle?
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- I can't seem
to enjoy anything,
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ever since we lost Ooliver.
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(basketball dribbling)
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Ooliver!
- Shh, shh, shh!
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Everyone get in the van.
I have a plan.
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- Hey! Cut it out!
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Hey! Let me out of this van!
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(Chonathan): Go, go, go!
(Oliver): Stop!
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(all laughing)
- He's so perfect!
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- Would you like some
cantaloupe, sport?
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It's organic.
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- Who are you texting, buddy?
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- Telling my dad
I got kidnapped.
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- What? No!
We're not kidnapping you.
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- I'm pretty sure if you lock
a kid that's not yours in a van,
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it's called kidnapping.
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(all laughing)
- Oh, so precocious!
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- Aw, he already hates me!
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- We're sponsoring you.
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00:10:40,972 --> 00:10:42,412
We want to show you
what happiness looks like.
244
00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:45,041
- And just for a few hours.
You'll be home by supper.
245
00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:52,145
(Barsley): We're gonna get you
so much bigger
246
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:53,354
than you already are.
247
00:10:53,385 --> 00:10:54,915
(Phephanie): But not too big.
248
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:58,021
(brakes squealing)
249
00:10:58,323 --> 00:10:59,433
(O-Shell): ID?
250
00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,862
(scanning ID)
251
00:11:01,893 --> 00:11:02,933
- Is that your child?
252
00:11:02,961 --> 00:11:04,301
- No.
- Yes.
253
00:11:04,329 --> 00:11:06,829
- To clarify, he's not
our biological child.
254
00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:08,725
We just put him in a van,
and we're taking him home.
255
00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:09,697
We're sponsoring him.
256
00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:11,265
- Organic cantaloupe?
257
00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:14,111
- Whatever. Go ahead.
258
00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:21,413
- O-Shell. I just got an APB
on a stolen delivery van.
259
00:11:21,446 --> 00:11:22,876
Have you seen anything?
260
00:11:22,914 --> 00:11:24,254
- Nope. Next!
261
00:11:26,384 --> 00:11:28,454
(Oliver): I've never been
Above the Line before.
262
00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,157
The air is really clean.
263
00:11:30,188 --> 00:11:31,418
- Sure is, buddy.
264
00:11:31,456 --> 00:11:34,026
- And your palm trees
are green, too.
265
00:11:34,059 --> 00:11:36,459
And the truck we passed
was re-paving a street
266
00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,455
that looked like
it just got paved!
267
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:42,067
They didn't re-pave our street,
even after the sinkhole
opened up.
268
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,070
- That's terrible!
269
00:11:46,471 --> 00:11:48,511
(sniffing)
270
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:52,210
- Yep. These are
delivery van tire marks.
271
00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:55,754
I would know. My father
was a delivery van driver.
272
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,221
- Uh-huh...
(door closing)
273
00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,249
- Thank God.
274
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:02,152
- Girth Haddock.
Police detective.
275
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:03,818
- Thanks for coming.
276
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:06,016
- You kidding?
I'd do anything
to save a van.
277
00:12:06,057 --> 00:12:08,157
- I called the cops
about my kid being abducted.
278
00:12:08,193 --> 00:12:11,133
- A kidnapping
and a van theft?
279
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:12,803
(chuckling): Crazy day.
280
00:12:12,831 --> 00:12:14,931
You know what, I wouldn't
normally do this,
281
00:12:14,966 --> 00:12:17,936
but I'm gonna fold your
kidnapping case into my
stolen van investigation.
282
00:12:17,969 --> 00:12:19,939
- Thanks, are you a cop?
- Sorry.
283
00:12:19,971 --> 00:12:21,471
- That's Jeff,
the delivery driver.
284
00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:22,506
- Hey.
285
00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:23,841
- You know, these van thieves...
286
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,235
they don't think
like you and me.
287
00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:26,107
They're sick in the head.
288
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,075
They can't wait to get
their greasy palms
289
00:12:28,113 --> 00:12:30,253
around the wheel of that van,
and take control
290
00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:31,882
like they don't have at home!
291
00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:34,950
Did I mention my father
was a delivery van driver?
292
00:12:34,986 --> 00:12:36,856
- Yeah, you did.
- I did, okay.
293
00:12:36,888 --> 00:12:38,088
- You know what? Here.
294
00:12:38,123 --> 00:12:40,263
My kid has been texting me,
do you wanna track his phone?
295
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:43,262
- You kidding? That's exactly
what they'd think we'd do.
296
00:12:44,095 --> 00:12:45,455
- So what are we going to do?
297
00:12:45,497 --> 00:12:47,167
- We're gonna stay
one step ahead,
298
00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:48,369
just like a game of chess.
299
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,900
Consider me and Jeff,
the delivery van driver,
showing up,
300
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,166
bishop to rook six.
301
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,414
- Crack the goddamn phone.
302
00:12:53,438 --> 00:12:55,808
- Track the text, Jeff.
303
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,441
(Jeff): I don't know
how to do that.
304
00:12:57,475 --> 00:12:59,275
- Jeff doesn't know
how to track texts.
305
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:04,453
- This is the softest couch
I've ever sat on!
306
00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:05,582
Nice!
307
00:13:05,617 --> 00:13:06,987
(all chuckling)
308
00:13:07,018 --> 00:13:09,018
- So... So what do we do
with him now?
309
00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:11,958
- We should take pictures
of ourselves with Ooliver,
310
00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:13,830
to show our friends how much
we're helping him.
311
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:15,259
And to motivate them
to take action.
312
00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:18,003
- Why is the middle toe
of your shoes missing?
313
00:13:18,029 --> 00:13:19,499
- Oh, well, it...
(overlapping chatter)
314
00:13:19,531 --> 00:13:22,301
- ...circulation.
- The conduit to
the eighth shakra.
315
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:23,474
- It just looks cool.
316
00:13:24,903 --> 00:13:27,143
- Yes, we have
one of the best collections
317
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:29,042
of screen-saver art
in the city.
318
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,135
- I miss my dad.
319
00:13:31,176 --> 00:13:34,146
- Oh, he's sad.
I got this, guys.
320
00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:36,449
I've been going to therapy
machines for years,
321
00:13:36,481 --> 00:13:39,351
I'm best equipped to talk
to a neglected child.
322
00:13:39,384 --> 00:13:42,454
- I'm not neglected.
My dad takes care of me.
323
00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:45,887
- Mm-hmm?
Clear the room, please.
324
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,571
This is my crying closet.
325
00:13:57,602 --> 00:13:59,912
It's where you can go
to take a break from the world,
326
00:13:59,938 --> 00:14:02,408
and let your emotions out.
Come on, try it!
327
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,980
- I don't need to
cry right now.
328
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,509
I'm actually
kind of having fun!
329
00:14:06,411 --> 00:14:08,511
Even though you guys are weird.
330
00:14:08,546 --> 00:14:10,146
- Yes, you do need
to cry, Ooliver.
331
00:14:10,181 --> 00:14:12,021
You need to release
your trauma.
332
00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:17,093
I want you to tell me
about yourself,
333
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:19,222
no detail
is too disturbing.
334
00:14:19,257 --> 00:14:20,427
I can help.
335
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,528
- Um... Well...
336
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,930
I live with my dad.
337
00:14:23,962 --> 00:14:26,332
- And he abuses you.
- No.
338
00:14:27,165 --> 00:14:30,035
I love my dad.
He's really cool.
339
00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:32,498
He's raised me on his own
ever since my mom died
340
00:14:32,537 --> 00:14:34,267
in that sinkhole accident.
341
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,936
I was pretty young.
342
00:14:35,974 --> 00:14:37,944
But I do sometimes
think about her.
343
00:14:37,976 --> 00:14:41,276
- Oh, my God. That reminds me
so much of Chonathan!
344
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,483
He's always telling me
what to do,
345
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:44,975
you've noticed that, right?
346
00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:46,176
I just...
347
00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:48,217
I need to be self-actualized,
348
00:14:48,253 --> 00:14:51,023
and I don't know if I can
do that with Chonathan,
349
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:54,956
he just can be so cold
sometimes.
350
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:58,297
Do you know that we haven't
had sex in seven months?!
351
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,674
- Have you tried talking to him?
352
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,199
- Talking?!
353
00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:03,543
No!
354
00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:05,438
What do you know,
you're just a kid.
355
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,635
(sobbing)
356
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:19,222
(sobbing loudly)
357
00:15:21,419 --> 00:15:23,189
- I gotta get its scent on me.
358
00:15:23,221 --> 00:15:26,531
You left me a trail
of breadcrumbs to follow,
didn't you?
359
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:28,588
You van thieves thought
you could outrun
360
00:15:28,626 --> 00:15:30,496
the long arm of the law,
but you can't!
361
00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:32,358
'Cause this van didn't want
to leave its daddy!
362
00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:33,667
(phone chiming)
363
00:15:33,698 --> 00:15:34,468
- Great!
364
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,543
Oliver just texted me
the address.
365
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,139
I know where my son is.
366
00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:41,010
- You bring me to your son...
367
00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:43,179
I'll bring you to your van.
368
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,138
You got a car?
I took one of those
scooter rentals here.
369
00:15:45,176 --> 00:15:47,076
- Yeah, right here,
the white one--
- Great, I'll drive.
370
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,552
- No, no, no.
- No, no, I got it!
371
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,050
- No, no!
- I got it. I'll drive!
372
00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:51,281
- You're not
driving my car, man.
373
00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:52,276
- Okay, I'll take shotgun.
374
00:15:52,317 --> 00:15:53,487
(Jeff): No, my legs are longer.
375
00:15:53,518 --> 00:15:55,188
- Okay, I'll hop in the back.
376
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,590
(Chonathan): Hey, Ooliver!
377
00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:58,121
Brought my home-brew kit,
378
00:15:58,156 --> 00:16:00,026
so I could teach you
how to brew some beers.
379
00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:01,988
Smell these hops.
380
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,128
- They smell weird!
381
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,703
- I agree, they smell great.
Get you drunk, too.
382
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,396
(clearing throat)
So...
383
00:16:10,568 --> 00:16:13,068
Did Mulia mention me
during you guys'
therapy sessions?
384
00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:14,244
I don't know
if you noticed,
385
00:16:14,272 --> 00:16:16,012
but she tends
to complain about me
386
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:16,911
behind my back.
387
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:19,282
You know? She just wants
so much attention.
388
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,050
I just had sex with her
seven months ago,
389
00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:21,879
what else does she want?
390
00:16:21,913 --> 00:16:24,323
- That's great, Chonathan,
just great!
391
00:16:24,349 --> 00:16:26,049
Pitting Ooliver against me?!
392
00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:27,554
- It's not like you weren't
doing the same thing!
393
00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:30,285
- I think it's time that we got
some time with Ooliver.
394
00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:32,161
Ooliver...
395
00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:33,390
What do you want
to do, buddy?
396
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:35,055
- I'm kinda hungry.
397
00:16:35,093 --> 00:16:37,703
- Oh, great, okay. Why don't you
come and eat with me?
398
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:40,129
My Don't-put-that-in-your-mouth
app just alerted me
399
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:44,595
to a brand new diet, where you
receive all of your nutrients
through air and sunlight.
400
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,806
It works something
like this, here we go.
401
00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:49,038
(exhaling, moaning)
402
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,214
- Okay, you know what?
403
00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:52,411
Me and Ooliver
are gonna brew some beers.
404
00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:55,214
- What is wrong with you?
He is just a child!
405
00:16:55,246 --> 00:16:57,776
Do you know how much gluten
there is in beer?
406
00:16:57,816 --> 00:17:02,086
- Oh, I am so sorry, Phephanie,
that we're not feeding him
rainbows and sunshine!
407
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,120
Or is that not okay
with your app?! I don't know!
408
00:17:04,155 --> 00:17:05,015
(overlapping shouting)
409
00:17:05,056 --> 00:17:06,656
(Mulia crying): Stop it,
stop it, stop it!
410
00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:08,591
We shouldn't fight like this
in front of the child!
411
00:17:08,626 --> 00:17:10,456
You're gonna be okay.
It's okay.
412
00:17:10,495 --> 00:17:13,095
You're okay. You're okay...
413
00:17:13,731 --> 00:17:15,271
- Can we watch some TV?
414
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,600
- Of course. Ha! Of course!
415
00:17:17,635 --> 00:17:19,805
You know what? This is a great
time to introduce you
416
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:21,568
to some prestige television.
417
00:17:21,606 --> 00:17:22,806
- Yes. You're gonna love it.
(electronic whirring)
418
00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:25,281
This is what we call
419
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:28,780
prestige television,
you are going to love this.
420
00:17:28,813 --> 00:17:31,483
(beeping)
421
00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:34,754
(gasping)
422
00:17:36,287 --> 00:17:38,757
(moaning)
423
00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:45,125
(moaning, grunting)
424
00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:46,773
(electronic whirring)
425
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:56,114
- Yo, why we gotta be
waiting out on these corners?
426
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,641
I hear Above the Line,
they got texting services
for schnootzy.
427
00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:00,276
They don't need
no copping zones!
428
00:18:00,311 --> 00:18:02,111
- Man, that's bullshit!
429
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,447
What if the rollers be tapping
your phone?
430
00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:05,251
- You use codes, and shit.
431
00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:07,553
- Your head too full of dreams.
Gonna get you dead one day!
432
00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:09,485
- Maybe. But not today, foo!
433
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:11,591
(dragon roaring)
434
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:12,893
- Splinter's coming! Run!
435
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:16,534
(intense music, screaming)
(dragon shrieking)
436
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,540
- Ah, incredible!
437
00:18:24,569 --> 00:18:26,839
- To see your experience
captured like that.
438
00:18:26,871 --> 00:18:28,271
- I can't believe
you have to live
439
00:18:28,306 --> 00:18:29,406
through that
every single day.
440
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,711
- So, what'd you think?
Realer than reality, right?
441
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:34,513
Except for the dragons,
we know the dragons are just
a metaphor for poverty,
442
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:36,176
there's no actual dragons
Below the Line.
443
00:18:36,214 --> 00:18:37,754
- I didn't watch it.
444
00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:39,722
- Oh, you know what?
It really picks up
after season seven,
445
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,421
so you just gotta tear through
the first 300 episodes.
446
00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:42,422
- Okay.
447
00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:44,663
I have to go. My dad's
gonna pick me up soon.
448
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:46,589
I have to get home
and do my homework.
449
00:18:46,624 --> 00:18:48,594
- What? Are we not
good enough for you?!
450
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,696
- After all we did?
Not even a thank you?
451
00:18:50,728 --> 00:18:53,168
- You know what? If it wasn't
for you and Mulia,
452
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:54,498
arguing in front of him
the whole time,
453
00:18:54,532 --> 00:18:55,702
he wouldn't be
running away right now.
454
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:59,173
- Oh, like you and Phephanie's
relationship is just so good.
455
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,314
- Excuse me,
what are you insinuating?
456
00:19:01,339 --> 00:19:03,939
- Phephanie, you're clearly
starving your feelings,
457
00:19:03,975 --> 00:19:07,245
and not addressing any
of the underlying emptiness
458
00:19:07,278 --> 00:19:08,478
that pervades your existence.
459
00:19:08,513 --> 00:19:10,653
- And it's like, Barsley,
do you literally have any other
460
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,622
personality trait,
other than that cantaloupe?
461
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:14,520
- What?! Yes!
I have these glasses.
462
00:19:14,552 --> 00:19:17,592
(overlapping arguing)
- You know what?
Glasses aren't a trait.
463
00:19:17,622 --> 00:19:20,632
(intense music)
464
00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:25,432
(grunting)
465
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,371
- Thanks. Thanks for driving.
466
00:19:28,399 --> 00:19:31,299
Boom! There's our van.
467
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:34,668
Ha-ha!
468
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,380
Now there's just
one thing left to do.
469
00:19:37,408 --> 00:19:38,608
- Get my son back.
470
00:19:38,643 --> 00:19:40,483
- Bring these van thieves
to justice.
471
00:19:40,511 --> 00:19:41,811
We're gonna need
an "infil" plan.
472
00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:43,546
Dad, you flank the place.
473
00:19:43,581 --> 00:19:47,851
Inverted wedge formation,
wait for my signal before
you commit, wait for my signal!
474
00:19:47,885 --> 00:19:49,645
Jeff. You're gonna
take the back.
475
00:19:49,687 --> 00:19:51,517
Triple-I formation.
Watch your six.
476
00:19:51,556 --> 00:19:53,986
Keep your eyes on your six.
Keep your eyes on your six.
477
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:55,655
These van thieves
are ruthless, Jeff!
478
00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:58,333
(indistinct arguing)
479
00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:01,371
- Oliver?
480
00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:03,569
(all shouting)
481
00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:05,241
Come on, come on!
482
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:06,940
(glass shattering)
483
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,410
- Freeze, you van-stealing
sickos!
484
00:20:12,443 --> 00:20:13,313
(gunshot)
485
00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:15,214
(screaming)
No!
486
00:20:16,981 --> 00:20:18,581
My cantaloupe!
487
00:20:18,783 --> 00:20:20,553
(sobbing): Who am I?
488
00:20:20,785 --> 00:20:23,315
Oh God, please.
489
00:20:23,354 --> 00:20:24,894
No.
490
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,732
Get it in there,
get it in there.
491
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,261
Come on!
492
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,373
- Officers, cuff 'em.
493
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,728
(officer): Right this way.
494
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:36,796
(upbeat music)
495
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:39,844
- You four are under arrest
for stealing a van.
496
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:42,271
- And kidnapping.
- Right.
497
00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:46,676
You have the right
to remain silent.
498
00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:49,751
Anything you say or do
will be uploaded to the cloud.
499
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,851
You have the right
to an attorney app.
500
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:54,323
- Okay, we didn't kidnap him.
We were sponsoring him!
501
00:20:54,952 --> 00:20:56,792
- They don't need
to go to jail, do they?
502
00:20:56,821 --> 00:20:58,721
They didn't hurt me,
or anything.
503
00:20:58,756 --> 00:20:59,856
- They stole a van, kid.
504
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:03,761
This is what happens
when you do that. I would know.
505
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,555
My dad was a delivery driver.
506
00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:08,834
Wish we could spend
more time together, but...
507
00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:12,071
There's probably another van
getting stolen somewhere.
508
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:13,873
- Yeah, we're all set.
509
00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:15,865
- If you ever wanna hang out,
or something, get a beer...
510
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:17,637
- No. We're all set, thank you.
- Good luck.
511
00:21:17,675 --> 00:21:19,305
- Yeah, appreciate it.
512
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:21,511
You okay, Oliver?
513
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:23,346
- Yeah, I'm good, Dad.
514
00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:26,918
It was fun. And I learned a lot.
515
00:21:26,951 --> 00:21:29,721
Did you know they eat
sunshine Above the Line?
516
00:21:29,754 --> 00:21:31,464
- I did not.
517
00:21:31,489 --> 00:21:33,959
But I bet sunshine
doesn't taste as good
as ice cream!
518
00:21:37,595 --> 00:21:39,455
(laughing)
519
00:21:39,497 --> 00:21:40,927
- That's what you get!
- Aw, it was broken!
520
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,365
The whole thing's broken!
521
00:21:43,601 --> 00:21:45,771
- Mmm. Mmm.
522
00:21:46,971 --> 00:21:49,541
Are you gonna eat that?
Do you mind if I just take
a quick bite?
523
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:52,308
It's real good.
524
00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:58,447
- I think I was transferring
my feelings
525
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:01,623
towards my absent father
onto Chonathan.
526
00:22:01,652 --> 00:22:04,622
Ooliver offered me a chance
to finally break that pattern.
527
00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:06,485
He's my best friend.
528
00:22:06,524 --> 00:22:09,534
I do think I was
a good mother to him.
529
00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:17,237
- Hello, Barsley.
530
00:22:17,268 --> 00:22:20,708
You've been a bad boy!
But we're here
to sponsor you.
531
00:22:20,738 --> 00:22:23,138
(woman): It's the new
Adopt a Prisoner Program!
532
00:22:23,174 --> 00:22:24,714
We brought you
a cantaloupe.
533
00:22:24,742 --> 00:22:25,812
It's organic.
534
00:22:25,843 --> 00:22:27,483
(man): Yum, yum!
535
00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:40,560
♪ When a child says
"Mommy, I'm hungry" ♪
536
00:22:41,959 --> 00:22:47,729
♪ And you know that you want
to do good ♪
537
00:22:48,933 --> 00:22:52,643
♪ Do you just walk away ♪
538
00:22:52,670 --> 00:22:55,570
♪ 'Cause you're busy today ♪
539
00:22:55,606 --> 00:23:01,606
♪ Sending credits
makes you feel so good ♪
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