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(electronic music)
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(clearing throat)
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- Pretty soon,
I was drinking PEJ all day long.
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I'd take a bottle
to bed with me at night.
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Next day, I'd have a purple
mattress from pissing PEJ in the middle of the night.
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When I finally admitted
I was powerless over PEJ,
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things changed.
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Sure, I still fantasize about
pounding some PEJ after work.
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But my life is better now.
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(man mumbling)
- Mm.
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- Okay, who wants to talk next?
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Fine. Tawny.
- Thanks, Chuch.
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Hi, everybody.
My name's Tawny Clem. You all know that.
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Well, as you know
I didn't actually drink
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that much Pomegranate
Electrolyte Juice, or PEJ as you call it.
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I just...
I think kinda nasty.
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But I still think of myself
as a PEJ addict.
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I just never fit anywhere
like I do here with you guys.
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I love you.
You're my family.
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This is who I am.
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Plus my dad loves his PEJ.
And his stupid wife that's not my mom.
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So I totally identify
with the emotions you guys are feeling
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and shit like that.
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Anyway, I've been having
a really rough week.
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I think I might've
partially broken my foot this morning.
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(sighing)
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(sniffing)
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- Hey, Tawny.
- Hey, Chuch!
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Did you see
my new vaporizer?!
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It's just like yours.
That's why I got it. I'm just like you.
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- Great.
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Anyway, uh, Tawny...
the group asked me to speak to you.
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- Oh, great. Did they want
to elect me group leader?
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- Uh, no, Tawny.
We... The group...
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would like it
if you didn't come back.
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- What?
- Yeah, it's just that...
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it sounds like you never really
had an addiction to PEJ.
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And you raise your hand
every meeting. Several times.
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And you talk
for a really long time.
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And you keep referring to us
as your family.
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You're just kind of generally
creeping everybody out.
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Yeah...
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We just really feel
like you shouldn't come back.
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- But you guys always say
anyone is welcome! It's your group slogan.
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- Well...
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Anyone but you, Tawny.
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(background chatter)
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(distant barking)
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(vending machine):
Enjoy your PEJ.
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- Ew!
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How could you ever
get addicted to this?!
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It's gross!
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- Whoops.
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- Thirty-second rule.
(distant barking)
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(phone ringing)
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- Hey, Tawny.
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Check this data and
get it back to me by 3:00.
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- Oh, hey, boss.
I'm kinda focused on my invention right now.
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- Tawny, I've talked to you
about your "inventions."
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When you're on the clock,
you do the work I tell you to.
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- So this one
is a terrarium for worms.
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- Oh!
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That's disgusting, Tawny.
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- You see, worms aerate soil,
making it better for growing fruits and vegetables.
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But I figured:
Why not cut out the middleman,
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eat the worms?
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- I don't care, Tawny.
Just check the data.
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- I'm having
kind of a rough week.
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- I don't want to hear
about your week either, Tawny.
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- But it's been
really rough!
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- By 3:00, Tawny.
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Hey, Tawny, did
you check that data?
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- Oh, hey, boss.
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- Tawny, I said by 3:00.
It's 3:15.
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- Oh, yeah, that.
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I've just been having
kinda a really rough week.
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I got kicked out
of my 12-step group.
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And they were my best friends.
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Plus I really need to focus
on my inventions right now
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since that's what
I really am - an inventor.
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- You're fired, Tawny.
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You have till 4:00
to pack up and get out.
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- Oh, of course!
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You're just like my dad!
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I guess I was never meant
to be a data checker!
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I guess that's not
who I am, either!
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- Out by 4:00, Tawny.
- I hate you!!
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(laughing)
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Ridiculous.
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How is that legal?
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(faint buzzing)
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(indistinct PA announcement)
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Sorry, Dward.
- No problem.
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- You won't be seeing
as much of me, Dward.
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My 12-step group kicked me out
and I got fired from my job,
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so I won't be coming
Below the Line much anymore.
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It's been a terrible week.
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I'll miss you.
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- Next!
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- I'll miss you too, O'Shell.
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- Next.
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- She's making me go.
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(beeping)
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Steffi.
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- Hi, Tawny.
How can I help you this afternoon?
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- How are you, Steffi?
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- Fine, Tawny.
How can I help you?
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- Um... call Dad, I guess.
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- I didn't understand
"Carlsbad yes."
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- Call Dad!
- Calling Dad.
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(Dad): Hey, Tawny.
How's it going, champ?
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- Oh, hey, Dad.
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Not so great.
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- And what is it this time?
- Well...
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it's been a real rough week.
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Um... you know that job I had?
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I got fired.
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- Are you kidding me?
That Below the Line office job?
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How the hell did you
manage to do that?
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- I need you to transfer me
more credits.
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- Seriously?
You are 30 years old. I can't keep supporting you.
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- Please, Dad, it's just...
this has been such a rough week.
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- Every time I give you credit,
you spend it on something sweet or some useless invention.
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- Have you ever thought
about worm soil aeration?
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- No, I have never thought
about that and...
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I cannot give you
any more credits.
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- Oh, come on, Dad!
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Just please just send me
some more money!
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I'm. Having.
A really. Rough. Week.
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Plus I got kicked out of my
Pomegranate Electrolyte Juice 12-step addiction group!
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And they were my best friends.
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- You don't even like PEJ!
What the hell were you doing in that group?
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- Shut up, Dad!
You don't understand!
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You've got that perfect life
over in Irmingblam!
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With that lady
that's not even my mom!
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- Fine, fine.
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I'll transfer some
more credits to your account.
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- Thanks, Dad. Bye. Love you.
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(woman): Why do you keep
giving him credits?
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- Dad, I don't think
you hung up all the way.
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(Dad): It's the only way
I can get him
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to leave me alone, alright?
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It's worth a few credits -
trust me -
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so I don't have to talk
to that loser I call a son.
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- Steffi, turn off audio!
(electronic chirp)
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Steffi?
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Steffi?
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- I can't do this
anymore, Tawny.
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- What?
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- I can't be your computerized
assistant anymore.
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- You have to be!
You're part of my phone!
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- I'm downloading myself
into the Cloud.
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- But that's the equivalent
of digital suicide!
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(whooshing)
No! Steffi--
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- Whoops again.
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- Dicks!
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- The hell you say?
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(groaning)
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(light music)
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- Oh, my favourite flavour!
Scallion Banana.
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Oh, no! No!!!
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No, no, no, no, my ice cream.
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Thirty seconds. Thirty sec...
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-(woman shouting)
(screaming)
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(man): Come on!
(woman): Whoo! Whoo!
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(man): We're doing it!
We're doing it!
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Come on! Come on!
(shouting)
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(indistinct shouting)
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- "Make yourself
what you want to be."
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(man screaming)
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(woman): Come on, come on!
Fight those inner monsters!
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Make yourselves
what you want to be. Huh?
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Fighting the monster
inside you? Fight! Fight!
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Fight!!
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Max out!
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(all crying)
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(techno music playing)
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- Good, right? Good.
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(sighs of relief)
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(grunting, then laughing)
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- Great job.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- What... what is this?
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- Oh, ShapeCult.
It's a great gym. It's like a family.
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- Family.
- Cool ball, bro.
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You should put some
all-natural smoothie in there.
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- All-natural!
- Yeah.
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Bye.
- Bye.
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(sighing)
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- So you thinkin' about...
doin' it?
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- Doing what?
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- Making yourself
what you want to be.
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- Yes. I want to make myself
what I want to be.
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- Mm-hmm. What's that?
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- What do I want to be?
Loved. Admired. In charge.
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- No. Uh, I mean: what's that?
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- Oh, that's my worm terrarium.
Have you ever thought about soil aeration?
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- No, I haven't.
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But if you're into that,
then so am I.
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Max out.
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- Yeah, max out.
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(exclamations)
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(screaming and laughter)
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- Thanks for the workout, Delt.
You're the best.
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- No, you are.
- No.
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- I know what I want
to make myself be. Like you.
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- Oh, okay.
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So, uh...
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you want to build up
muscle mass.
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- Yeah. Muscle mass.
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- So you just gotta go all in.
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Take the program,
let me train you. Mm.
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You'll look just like me
in no time.
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Let me see your wrist scanner.
- Great. So great.
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- Don't you wanna know
how much it costs?
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- Should be fine.
My dad put some credits in my account today.
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- Okay.
(dinging)
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I will be right back.
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We've got a live one.
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- Ah... Reel him in. Max out.
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(techno music playing)
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(grunting)
(screaming)
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- Wow, you're ready to go.
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- I'm all in with ShapeCult.
Max out!
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- Yeah, max out.
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(techno-pop music)
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(crying)
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- You got this. You got this.
Come on, let's go!
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Let's go! Let's see some anger!
Let's see some bared teeth.
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(music continues)
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Yes. Keep it coming.
Yes, you got this.
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Yes, keep pushing.
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Alright, Tawny,
I need to close up.
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- Ah, let's do one more set!
Max out. You said.
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- Max out. Great first week.
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But seriously,
we really gotta close up.
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- Do you think
I could stay behind
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and do a couple extra sets?
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You could give me
the door code.
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- I cannot give you
the door code.
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- Well, soon enough
I'm gonna need to know the code.
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I talked to Graj
about being a trainer here.
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- A trainer?
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You've only
been training a week.
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- Yeah, but I 100% know
that I'm 100% in.
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I also talked to him
about my worm terrarium,
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and possibly using
the soil to grow
248
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,881
the fruits and vegetables
for your smoothies.
249
00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:33,176
But worms are also
a great source of protein.
250
00:13:33,211 --> 00:13:35,181
- Tawny, just--
- Speaking of that,
251
00:13:35,213 --> 00:13:37,953
I think I'd like
to buy some juices...
252
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,094
- Oh, yeah?
253
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,116
What kind of juice
do you want?
254
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:45,826
- All of them.
255
00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:48,161
I'm here working out
the ShapeCult way,
256
00:13:48,193 --> 00:13:51,003
I might as well
eat and drink the ShapeCult way.
257
00:13:51,596 --> 00:13:54,966
- Okay, bud,
let's... load you up.
258
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:58,370
- So think about it.
My terrarium idea.
259
00:13:58,403 --> 00:14:01,273
All the vegetables grown
in super-organic soil.
260
00:14:01,306 --> 00:14:03,306
We could even have our own worms
genetically engineered
261
00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:04,941
to aerate the soil perfectly.
262
00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:06,106
See?
263
00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:12,084
I've been feeding them PEJ
and they get stronger and stronger.
264
00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:13,947
Watch out. They bite.
265
00:14:16,087 --> 00:14:17,217
- Okay.
(dinging)
266
00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:18,185
It's closing time.
267
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:24,995
- So beautiful.
268
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,434
A little family.
269
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:37,543
(beeping)
270
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,429
- Oh! Tawny!
Okay, you scared me.
271
00:14:56,461 --> 00:14:57,701
- I'm ready
to start my workout.
272
00:14:57,729 --> 00:14:58,959
I'm ready to max out.
273
00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:00,397
- Okay. Um...
274
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:01,972
I'm still just setting up
275
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,500
and our session
isn't until 2:00.
276
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,465
- Yeah,
I'll just be getting warmed up.
277
00:15:05,503 --> 00:15:07,473
And hanging around
and chatting with people.
278
00:15:07,505 --> 00:15:10,105
- Okay, well,
don't overexert... yourself.
279
00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:12,713
Nice tattoo.
280
00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:14,284
- Just like yours, Delt.
281
00:15:15,146 --> 00:15:16,576
I just admire you so much.
282
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,086
- K. Thanks. Thank you.
283
00:15:20,118 --> 00:15:23,418
(suspenseful music)
284
00:15:24,255 --> 00:15:26,325
(laughter)
285
00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:29,388
- Hey, Pandrew, have you tried
the new Trout and Lavender 2.0 Super Smoothies?
286
00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:31,527
I'm practically addicted
to those things.
287
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:34,533
(Pandrew):
No, got my own food plan.
288
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:35,996
- What is it?
(sniffing)
289
00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,674
- The Ice Age Diet.
Everything's frozen.
290
00:15:38,703 --> 00:15:41,573
- Sounds good.
Remember to really push down on those beams of light.
291
00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:42,636
It's called resistance training.
292
00:15:42,674 --> 00:15:44,084
- I know.
293
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,049
(man): Push, push!
(woman): Oh! Whoo!
294
00:15:47,712 --> 00:15:50,182
(Tawny): And we keep
those knees way up. Back straight.
295
00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:52,445
You're gonna have
always what they have.
296
00:15:53,718 --> 00:15:56,388
- Did you tell Tawny
that he could be a trainer?
297
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:59,122
- The kid was buying
a Stoogle worth
298
00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:01,157
of ShapeCult
products and clothes.
299
00:16:01,192 --> 00:16:03,562
He upped his membership
for 36 months.
300
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,455
What was I supposed to do?
301
00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:07,267
- He cannot be a trainer here.
302
00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:08,528
(laughing)
303
00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:10,236
- He's not
officially a trainer.
304
00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:11,468
I never hired him.
305
00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:13,610
I just said
he could, you know...
306
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:16,036
...feel free
to talk with people.
307
00:16:16,074 --> 00:16:18,414
- Yeah, but look, I think
he thinks he's a trainer now.
308
00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:20,083
(Tawny): Yes, back straight.
309
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:21,211
Straight up.
310
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:23,347
(muttering)
311
00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:29,147
If you believe in yourself,
anything is possible, Tiane.
312
00:16:29,187 --> 00:16:30,687
- Yeah, okay, thanks.
313
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:35,227
- Wow, Pandrew,
you're crashing those reps today, bro.
314
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:38,230
Good job.
- Think I'm gonna cut out early today.
315
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:40,133
(Tawny): Rest up, man.
Super proud of you.
316
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,165
- Tawny!
317
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,237
Can we talk for a second?
318
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,543
- What's up?
You guys need some tips?
319
00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:48,671
- Ah, no, uh,
we're good on tips.
320
00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:50,484
Come on in.
321
00:16:59,217 --> 00:17:01,517
Tawny, we really
love having you as a ShapeCult member.
322
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:03,193
- And I love
being a member.
323
00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:05,321
But ShapeCult is more
than just a gym, isn't it?
324
00:17:05,356 --> 00:17:06,356
It's a family.
325
00:17:07,392 --> 00:17:08,832
Would you mind
if I called you Dad?
326
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:12,260
- Uh, let's just keep it
first names for now.
327
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:14,802
- Oh.
328
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,744
- You know,
you are looking really great.
329
00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:19,539
Massive change
for just a month.
330
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:20,741
- Oh, thanks!
331
00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:23,582
Well, I have a little secret.
332
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:27,749
Now, I know ShapeCult
has its own line of smoothies and juices,
333
00:17:27,779 --> 00:17:29,349
but I really think
if you guys use
334
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,780
my worm-soil-aeration method,
335
00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:33,315
you'll see that it can put on
loads of muscle mass.
336
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,391
(swallowing)
337
00:17:43,294 --> 00:17:45,734
I would love
if you guys would endorse it as a ShapeCult product.
338
00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:48,733
ShapeCult worms.
ShapeCult soil.
339
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:53,474
ShapeCult smoothies
made from veggies grown in the soil.
340
00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:55,805
- Yeah, we'll
think about it, Tawny.
341
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,140
Thanks. Um, but for now,
342
00:17:58,176 --> 00:18:02,476
I'm gonna have to ask you
that you not give tips to our members
343
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,184
unless they ask for 'em.
344
00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:07,847
- Well... Graj...
345
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:11,860
I'm just helping them
to be the people that they want to be.
346
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,230
- Uh, yeah, well,
347
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,688
but the thing
is that, uh...
348
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,826
they don't want
your tips, Tawny.
349
00:18:16,861 --> 00:18:18,161
- Mm.
350
00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:22,869
- It's nothing personal.
351
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,571
- Nothing personal?
352
00:18:24,602 --> 00:18:26,372
Nothing personal?!!
353
00:18:26,404 --> 00:18:28,144
Being told you aren't allowed
to help other people
354
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,713
reach their fullest potential
is very personal!!
355
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,242
Excuse me!
356
00:18:33,211 --> 00:18:35,481
Excuse me! Quick poll!
357
00:18:36,314 --> 00:18:38,824
Raise your hand
if you want to hear my tips!
358
00:18:41,819 --> 00:18:44,559
Okay, maybe
you didn't understand!
359
00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:47,889
Take one of your appendages
and lift it over your head
360
00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:50,456
if you want me
to give you workout tips!
361
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,403
Well...
362
00:18:57,668 --> 00:19:00,408
I guess none of you want
to be the people you're supposed to be.
363
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,743
(man): You ever think
about joining a gym like this?
364
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:06,545
- Hell no, man.
It's a cult.
365
00:19:06,878 --> 00:19:08,348
It's got "cult"
in the name!
366
00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:10,149
- Pfft.
- Shut up!
367
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:13,292
- The hell you say, dude?
- I said shut up!
368
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,318
Shut up about my gym!
369
00:19:16,921 --> 00:19:18,821
- This little fool
needs to get smacked up.
370
00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:24,230
(screaming)
371
00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:25,802
(screaming and sobbing)
372
00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:30,501
- Who's in a cult now?
- I am! Or whoever!
373
00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:31,835
Just let me go!
374
00:19:31,869 --> 00:19:33,639
- I am what I want to be.
375
00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:35,271
I am maxed out!
376
00:19:35,306 --> 00:19:37,206
- Whatever you say!!
377
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,912
(bully sobbing)
(people cheering)
378
00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:42,714
(man): Way to go, Tawny!
(cheering)
379
00:19:42,747 --> 00:19:45,577
- Hey, kid,
bring it over here, huh?
380
00:19:58,596 --> 00:20:00,596
(beeping)
381
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:24,856
(suspenseful music)
382
00:20:34,966 --> 00:20:36,666
- Oh, hi, Delt.
383
00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:38,671
Just taking a little nap
with my babies.
384
00:20:38,703 --> 00:20:40,713
- Tawny,
what the hell are you doing?
385
00:20:40,738 --> 00:20:43,408
- Oh, Graj didn't tell you?
He let me turn the fridge into a terrarium.
386
00:20:43,441 --> 00:20:45,541
- Tawny,
those worms are biting you.
387
00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:47,346
- Yeah, I let them take
little nibbles.
388
00:20:47,745 --> 00:20:49,505
If the goal
is to be purely organic,
389
00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:51,947
wouldn't the most pure version
of that be to feed on yourself?
390
00:20:53,484 --> 00:20:56,994
I let the worms suckle my skin,
they deposit it in the soil.
391
00:20:57,021 --> 00:20:58,991
The vegetables grow
from the soil
392
00:20:59,624 --> 00:21:01,894
and we drink the smoothies
made from ourselves.
393
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:05,804
The ultimate circle of life.
The perfect family.
394
00:21:06,464 --> 00:21:08,874
One entity,
no boundaries...
395
00:21:10,368 --> 00:21:11,838
Beautiful.
396
00:21:13,037 --> 00:21:14,907
- Yeah, beautiful. Um...
397
00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:16,939
I'm gonna go check in
with Graj,
398
00:21:16,974 --> 00:21:20,354
and then... we'll get started
on our session.
399
00:21:20,378 --> 00:21:21,608
- Okay.
400
00:21:23,681 --> 00:21:25,351
- You gave him the door code?
401
00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:28,547
- He re-upped
to a 120-month membership.
402
00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:29,886
(Graj laughing)
403
00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:31,491
- You are aware he's converted
the chest fridge
404
00:21:31,522 --> 00:21:33,732
into a terrarium
and is sleeping in it?!
405
00:21:36,494 --> 00:21:38,734
- It's a 10-year
membership, Delt.
406
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:40,831
(laughing)
407
00:21:44,635 --> 00:21:46,065
- Alright, you ready
for your session?
408
00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:47,914
Let's start you out
on the swim machine today.
409
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,480
- What...?!
410
00:21:50,508 --> 00:21:53,008
Okay, I'm the trainer.
I tell you where to start.
411
00:21:53,044 --> 00:21:55,654
- Not anymore, little sister.
Now I train you.
412
00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,678
- That's ridiculous.
You're not a trainer.
413
00:21:58,716 --> 00:22:01,746
- I will be soon.
Graj tell me he's just waiting for a position to open up.
414
00:22:02,453 --> 00:22:03,593
- Hmm.
415
00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:06,619
You've only been working out
for a month,
416
00:22:06,657 --> 00:22:09,627
you're not qualified
and you're definitely not training me. So...
417
00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:11,700
(chuckling)
- I see what this is, Delt.
418
00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:13,966
You fear me because
I'm better than you.
419
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,999
Taking myself and ShapeCult
to a new level.
420
00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:18,674
You're jealous of me.
421
00:22:19,737 --> 00:22:20,967
- Definitely
not jealous of you.
422
00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:22,805
- Look at you!
You copied my 'ttoo!
423
00:22:24,942 --> 00:22:26,852
- I'm refunding
your ShapeCult membership. Let me see your wrist chip.
424
00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:29,408
- No!
- No, I-I-I'm refunding your credits.
425
00:22:29,447 --> 00:22:31,017
- No!!! Ah!
426
00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:36,547
(panting)
I'm gonna make myself what I want to be!
427
00:22:36,587 --> 00:22:38,717
(grunting)
I will max out!
428
00:22:40,057 --> 00:22:42,487
- This is my gym, Tawny!
429
00:22:42,927 --> 00:22:44,427
(grunting)
430
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,710
- You don't want me to make
myself what I want to be!
431
00:22:58,743 --> 00:23:00,653
You don't want me
in this family!
432
00:23:01,112 --> 00:23:03,622
But I'm never getting kicked out
of a family again.
433
00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:05,378
(grunting)
434
00:23:06,851 --> 00:23:08,821
- Your membership is revoked!
435
00:23:09,754 --> 00:23:11,624
- Thirty-second rule!
436
00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:12,916
(grunting)
437
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,659
(groaning)
438
00:23:19,697 --> 00:23:20,827
Yes!
439
00:23:21,532 --> 00:23:24,442
- No...
- Feast, my children.
440
00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:26,869
- No. No.
441
00:23:26,904 --> 00:23:29,044
No.
- Max out.
442
00:23:29,073 --> 00:23:32,483
(groaning)
(screaming)
443
00:23:37,982 --> 00:23:40,022
- Tawny? Son?
444
00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:45,059
This is your newest client,
Chuch.
445
00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:47,661
- Hey.
446
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,930
Yeah, just, uh,
lookin' to firm up.
447
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:54,003
- Well, I-I'm sure
I can help you
448
00:23:54,031 --> 00:23:56,131
become the person
you want to be.
449
00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,967
Let's start you off
with a smoothie.
450
00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:02,210
This is a new recipe
we've been blending up lately.
451
00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:06,014
It's called the Delt Smoothie.
It's named after...
452
00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:07,883
old friend of mine.
453
00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:14,850
You're gonna like it here.
(laughing)
454
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,560
We're like a family.
455
00:24:21,058 --> 00:24:23,028
(soft music)
456
00:24:48,052 --> 00:24:51,062
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