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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:10,506 (electronic music) 2 00:00:51,617 --> 00:00:53,447 (clearing throat) 3 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:57,316 - Pretty soon, I was drinking PEJ all day long. 4 00:00:57,356 --> 00:00:59,586 I'd take a bottle to bed with me at night. 5 00:00:59,625 --> 00:01:04,125 Next day, I'd have a purple mattress from pissing PEJ in the middle of the night. 6 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:07,530 When I finally admitted I was powerless over PEJ, 7 00:01:07,566 --> 00:01:09,436 things changed. 8 00:01:14,807 --> 00:01:18,847 Sure, I still fantasize about pounding some PEJ after work. 9 00:01:20,179 --> 00:01:22,449 But my life is better now. 10 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,321 (man mumbling) - Mm. 11 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:38,702 - Okay, who wants to talk next? 12 00:01:47,806 --> 00:01:50,436 Fine. Tawny. - Thanks, Chuch. 13 00:01:50,476 --> 00:01:53,646 Hi, everybody. My name's Tawny Clem. You all know that. 14 00:01:53,679 --> 00:01:55,719 Well, as you know I didn't actually drink 15 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:59,318 that much Pomegranate Electrolyte Juice, or PEJ as you call it. 16 00:01:59,351 --> 00:02:00,751 I just... I think kinda nasty. 17 00:02:00,786 --> 00:02:02,756 But I still think of myself as a PEJ addict. 18 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:06,156 I just never fit anywhere like I do here with you guys. 19 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:08,262 I love you. You're my family. 20 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,164 This is who I am. 21 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:13,566 Plus my dad loves his PEJ. And his stupid wife that's not my mom. 22 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,940 So I totally identify with the emotions you guys are feeling 23 00:02:16,969 --> 00:02:18,269 and shit like that. 24 00:02:20,239 --> 00:02:22,509 Anyway, I've been having a really rough week. 25 00:02:22,541 --> 00:02:25,411 I think I might've partially broken my foot this morning. 26 00:02:25,444 --> 00:02:27,484 (sighing) 27 00:02:29,915 --> 00:02:31,885 (sniffing) 28 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:36,487 - Hey, Tawny. - Hey, Chuch! 29 00:02:36,522 --> 00:02:38,292 Did you see my new vaporizer?! 30 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:41,364 It's just like yours. That's why I got it. I'm just like you. 31 00:02:41,393 --> 00:02:42,463 - Great. 32 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:47,803 Anyway, uh, Tawny... the group asked me to speak to you. 33 00:02:47,833 --> 00:02:50,403 - Oh, great. Did they want to elect me group leader? 34 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:53,906 - Uh, no, Tawny. We... The group... 35 00:02:53,939 --> 00:02:55,909 would like it if you didn't come back. 36 00:02:57,710 --> 00:03:00,450 - What? - Yeah, it's just that... 37 00:03:00,479 --> 00:03:03,249 it sounds like you never really had an addiction to PEJ. 38 00:03:03,282 --> 00:03:06,822 And you raise your hand every meeting. Several times. 39 00:03:06,852 --> 00:03:09,892 And you talk for a really long time. 40 00:03:09,922 --> 00:03:12,362 And you keep referring to us as your family. 41 00:03:12,391 --> 00:03:14,961 You're just kind of generally creeping everybody out. 42 00:03:16,328 --> 00:03:17,698 Yeah... 43 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:20,200 We just really feel like you shouldn't come back. 44 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:25,240 - But you guys always say anyone is welcome! It's your group slogan. 45 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:27,839 - Well... 46 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:30,241 Anyone but you, Tawny. 47 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,360 (background chatter) 48 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,760 (distant barking) 49 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:51,825 (vending machine): Enjoy your PEJ. 50 00:03:57,536 --> 00:03:58,966 - Ew! 51 00:03:59,004 --> 00:04:00,644 How could you ever get addicted to this?! 52 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:01,813 It's gross! 53 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:03,738 - Whoops. 54 00:04:07,813 --> 00:04:11,383 - Thirty-second rule. (distant barking) 55 00:04:14,653 --> 00:04:16,023 (phone ringing) 56 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:17,815 - Hey, Tawny. 57 00:04:17,856 --> 00:04:19,956 Check this data and get it back to me by 3:00. 58 00:04:19,992 --> 00:04:22,562 - Oh, hey, boss. I'm kinda focused on my invention right now. 59 00:04:22,594 --> 00:04:25,604 - Tawny, I've talked to you about your "inventions." 60 00:04:25,631 --> 00:04:27,771 When you're on the clock, you do the work I tell you to. 61 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,840 - So this one is a terrarium for worms. 62 00:04:29,868 --> 00:04:31,398 - Oh! 63 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,567 That's disgusting, Tawny. 64 00:04:33,605 --> 00:04:36,635 - You see, worms aerate soil, making it better for growing fruits and vegetables. 65 00:04:36,675 --> 00:04:38,435 But I figured: Why not cut out the middleman, 66 00:04:38,477 --> 00:04:39,477 eat the worms? 67 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,816 - I don't care, Tawny. Just check the data. 68 00:04:42,848 --> 00:04:44,448 - I'm having kind of a rough week. 69 00:04:44,483 --> 00:04:45,923 - I don't want to hear about your week either, Tawny. 70 00:04:45,951 --> 00:04:47,421 - But it's been really rough! 71 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:49,060 - By 3:00, Tawny. 72 00:05:13,812 --> 00:05:15,612 Hey, Tawny, did you check that data? 73 00:05:15,647 --> 00:05:16,717 - Oh, hey, boss. 74 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:19,789 - Tawny, I said by 3:00. It's 3:15. 75 00:05:19,818 --> 00:05:20,848 - Oh, yeah, that. 76 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,890 I've just been having kinda a really rough week. 77 00:05:23,922 --> 00:05:25,832 I got kicked out of my 12-step group. 78 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:27,488 And they were my best friends. 79 00:05:27,526 --> 00:05:29,656 Plus I really need to focus on my inventions right now 80 00:05:29,695 --> 00:05:31,855 since that's what I really am - an inventor. 81 00:05:32,798 --> 00:05:34,028 - You're fired, Tawny. 82 00:05:34,066 --> 00:05:35,896 You have till 4:00 to pack up and get out. 83 00:05:35,934 --> 00:05:37,444 - Oh, of course! 84 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:39,640 You're just like my dad! 85 00:05:39,671 --> 00:05:41,671 I guess I was never meant to be a data checker! 86 00:05:41,707 --> 00:05:43,777 I guess that's not who I am, either! 87 00:05:43,809 --> 00:05:46,079 - Out by 4:00, Tawny. - I hate you!! 88 00:05:51,049 --> 00:05:53,389 (laughing) 89 00:05:55,721 --> 00:05:56,921 Ridiculous. 90 00:05:57,656 --> 00:05:58,956 How is that legal? 91 00:06:01,059 --> 00:06:02,829 (faint buzzing) 92 00:06:02,861 --> 00:06:05,031 (indistinct PA announcement) 93 00:06:09,134 --> 00:06:11,844 Sorry, Dward. - No problem. 94 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:13,710 - You won't be seeing as much of me, Dward. 95 00:06:13,739 --> 00:06:15,879 My 12-step group kicked me out and I got fired from my job, 96 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:18,138 so I won't be coming Below the Line much anymore. 97 00:06:18,877 --> 00:06:20,447 It's been a terrible week. 98 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:21,953 I'll miss you. 99 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:23,420 - Next! 100 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:24,879 - I'll miss you too, O'Shell. 101 00:06:25,517 --> 00:06:26,487 - Next. 102 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:31,522 - She's making me go. 103 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,127 (beeping) 104 00:06:35,961 --> 00:06:37,631 Steffi. 105 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:39,533 - Hi, Tawny. How can I help you this afternoon? 106 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,725 - How are you, Steffi? 107 00:06:40,766 --> 00:06:42,766 - Fine, Tawny. How can I help you? 108 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:45,536 - Um... call Dad, I guess. 109 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,571 - I didn't understand "Carlsbad yes." 110 00:06:47,606 --> 00:06:49,776 - Call Dad! - Calling Dad. 111 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:52,106 (Dad): Hey, Tawny. How's it going, champ? 112 00:06:52,144 --> 00:06:53,414 - Oh, hey, Dad. 113 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:55,146 Not so great. 114 00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:57,580 - And what is it this time? - Well... 115 00:06:57,983 --> 00:06:59,823 it's been a real rough week. 116 00:07:01,086 --> 00:07:02,716 Um... you know that job I had? 117 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:04,792 I got fired. 118 00:07:04,823 --> 00:07:06,793 - Are you kidding me? That Below the Line office job? 119 00:07:06,825 --> 00:07:08,455 How the hell did you manage to do that? 120 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:10,464 - I need you to transfer me more credits. 121 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:13,826 - Seriously? You are 30 years old. I can't keep supporting you. 122 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:17,166 - Please, Dad, it's just... this has been such a rough week. 123 00:07:17,803 --> 00:07:21,713 - Every time I give you credit, you spend it on something sweet or some useless invention. 124 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:23,940 - Have you ever thought about worm soil aeration? 125 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:26,676 - No, I have never thought about that and... 126 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:28,852 I cannot give you any more credits. 127 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:30,021 - Oh, come on, Dad! 128 00:07:30,048 --> 00:07:31,678 Just please just send me some more money! 129 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:35,747 I'm. Having. A really. Rough. Week. 130 00:07:35,787 --> 00:07:40,127 Plus I got kicked out of my Pomegranate Electrolyte Juice 12-step addiction group! 131 00:07:40,158 --> 00:07:42,188 And they were my best friends. 132 00:07:42,227 --> 00:07:44,857 - You don't even like PEJ! What the hell were you doing in that group? 133 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:47,127 - Shut up, Dad! You don't understand! 134 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,700 You've got that perfect life over in Irmingblam! 135 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:52,636 With that lady that's not even my mom! 136 00:07:52,671 --> 00:07:54,241 - Fine, fine. 137 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:56,683 I'll transfer some more credits to your account. 138 00:07:56,708 --> 00:07:58,108 - Thanks, Dad. Bye. Love you. 139 00:07:58,143 --> 00:08:00,053 (woman): Why do you keep giving him credits? 140 00:08:00,078 --> 00:08:02,548 - Dad, I don't think you hung up all the way. 141 00:08:02,581 --> 00:08:03,751 (Dad): It's the only way I can get him 142 00:08:03,782 --> 00:08:05,182 to leave me alone, alright? 143 00:08:05,217 --> 00:08:06,887 It's worth a few credits - trust me - 144 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:08,889 so I don't have to talk to that loser I call a son. 145 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:11,561 - Steffi, turn off audio! (electronic chirp) 146 00:08:13,258 --> 00:08:14,258 Steffi? 147 00:08:15,861 --> 00:08:17,031 Steffi? 148 00:08:17,062 --> 00:08:18,732 - I can't do this anymore, Tawny. 149 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:20,174 - What? 150 00:08:20,198 --> 00:08:22,168 - I can't be your computerized assistant anymore. 151 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,570 - You have to be! You're part of my phone! 152 00:08:24,603 --> 00:08:27,073 - I'm downloading myself into the Cloud. 153 00:08:27,105 --> 00:08:29,605 - But that's the equivalent of digital suicide! 154 00:08:29,641 --> 00:08:32,111 (whooshing) No! Steffi-- 155 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:33,714 - Whoops again. 156 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,020 - Dicks! 157 00:08:36,748 --> 00:08:38,048 - The hell you say? 158 00:08:53,732 --> 00:08:54,802 (groaning) 159 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:56,843 (light music) 160 00:08:56,868 --> 00:08:59,568 - Oh, my favourite flavour! Scallion Banana. 161 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:06,008 Oh, no! No!!! 162 00:09:06,044 --> 00:09:08,314 No, no, no, no, my ice cream. 163 00:09:08,914 --> 00:09:11,084 Thirty seconds. Thirty sec... 164 00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:14,286 -(woman shouting) (screaming) 165 00:09:14,319 --> 00:09:16,019 (man): Come on! (woman): Whoo! Whoo! 166 00:09:16,054 --> 00:09:17,194 (man): We're doing it! We're doing it! 167 00:09:17,222 --> 00:09:19,232 Come on! Come on! (shouting) 168 00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:23,702 (indistinct shouting) 169 00:09:30,302 --> 00:09:33,072 - "Make yourself what you want to be." 170 00:09:35,307 --> 00:09:36,937 (man screaming) 171 00:09:36,975 --> 00:09:40,105 (woman): Come on, come on! Fight those inner monsters! 172 00:09:40,145 --> 00:09:43,245 Make yourselves what you want to be. Huh? 173 00:09:43,281 --> 00:09:46,721 Fighting the monster inside you? Fight! Fight! 174 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:47,952 Fight!! 175 00:09:47,986 --> 00:09:49,316 Max out! 176 00:09:57,062 --> 00:10:00,802 (all crying) 177 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:10,005 (techno music playing) 178 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:11,842 - Good, right? Good. 179 00:10:13,712 --> 00:10:16,252 (sighs of relief) 180 00:10:16,915 --> 00:10:19,115 (grunting, then laughing) 181 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:20,351 - Great job. 182 00:10:20,385 --> 00:10:22,215 - Hi. - Hey. 183 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:24,124 - What... what is this? 184 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:27,356 - Oh, ShapeCult. It's a great gym. It's like a family. 185 00:10:27,392 --> 00:10:30,102 - Family. - Cool ball, bro. 186 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:32,766 You should put some all-natural smoothie in there. 187 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,668 - All-natural! - Yeah. 188 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,040 Bye. - Bye. 189 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,269 (sighing) 190 00:10:38,303 --> 00:10:40,443 - So you thinkin' about... doin' it? 191 00:10:40,472 --> 00:10:41,842 - Doing what? 192 00:10:41,873 --> 00:10:43,883 - Making yourself what you want to be. 193 00:10:44,242 --> 00:10:47,052 - Yes. I want to make myself what I want to be. 194 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,319 - Mm-hmm. What's that? 195 00:10:50,015 --> 00:10:53,815 - What do I want to be? Loved. Admired. In charge. 196 00:10:53,852 --> 00:10:55,962 - No. Uh, I mean: what's that? 197 00:10:56,354 --> 00:10:59,734 - Oh, that's my worm terrarium. Have you ever thought about soil aeration? 198 00:11:00,158 --> 00:11:02,058 - No, I haven't. 199 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:05,064 But if you're into that, then so am I. 200 00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:07,201 Max out. 201 00:11:07,232 --> 00:11:08,902 - Yeah, max out. 202 00:11:09,868 --> 00:11:11,938 (exclamations) 203 00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:13,410 (screaming and laughter) 204 00:11:14,906 --> 00:11:17,176 - Thanks for the workout, Delt. You're the best. 205 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:18,209 - No, you are. - No. 206 00:11:20,912 --> 00:11:23,252 - I know what I want to make myself be. Like you. 207 00:11:24,149 --> 00:11:25,989 - Oh, okay. 208 00:11:27,285 --> 00:11:28,785 So, uh... 209 00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:30,820 you want to build up muscle mass. 210 00:11:31,189 --> 00:11:33,429 - Yeah. Muscle mass. 211 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,858 - So you just gotta go all in. 212 00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:38,233 Take the program, let me train you. Mm. 213 00:11:38,263 --> 00:11:41,233 You'll look just like me in no time. 214 00:11:42,434 --> 00:11:45,104 Let me see your wrist scanner. - Great. So great. 215 00:11:46,805 --> 00:11:48,335 - Don't you wanna know how much it costs? 216 00:11:48,373 --> 00:11:50,383 - Should be fine. My dad put some credits in my account today. 217 00:11:50,408 --> 00:11:52,008 - Okay. (dinging) 218 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:54,775 I will be right back. 219 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:00,921 We've got a live one. 220 00:12:00,952 --> 00:12:04,762 - Ah... Reel him in. Max out. 221 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,859 (techno music playing) 222 00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:13,903 (grunting) (screaming) 223 00:12:18,036 --> 00:12:19,806 - Wow, you're ready to go. 224 00:12:19,838 --> 00:12:21,768 - I'm all in with ShapeCult. Max out! 225 00:12:23,074 --> 00:12:24,444 - Yeah, max out. 226 00:12:24,476 --> 00:12:27,046 (techno-pop music) 227 00:12:36,087 --> 00:12:37,357 (crying) 228 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:40,029 - You got this. You got this. Come on, let's go! 229 00:12:40,058 --> 00:12:43,428 Let's go! Let's see some anger! Let's see some bared teeth. 230 00:12:43,461 --> 00:12:46,371 (music continues) 231 00:12:50,268 --> 00:12:53,938 Yes. Keep it coming. Yes, you got this. 232 00:12:53,972 --> 00:12:55,812 Yes, keep pushing. 233 00:12:57,242 --> 00:12:59,782 Alright, Tawny, I need to close up. 234 00:13:00,145 --> 00:13:03,115 - Ah, let's do one more set! Max out. You said. 235 00:13:03,148 --> 00:13:05,348 - Max out. Great first week. 236 00:13:05,383 --> 00:13:06,593 But seriously, we really gotta close up. 237 00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:08,048 - Do you think I could stay behind 238 00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:09,416 and do a couple extra sets? 239 00:13:09,454 --> 00:13:10,894 You could give me the door code. 240 00:13:10,922 --> 00:13:12,522 - I cannot give you the door code. 241 00:13:12,557 --> 00:13:15,157 - Well, soon enough I'm gonna need to know the code. 242 00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:17,163 I talked to Graj about being a trainer here. 243 00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:20,874 - A trainer? 244 00:13:21,499 --> 00:13:23,069 You've only been training a week. 245 00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:25,901 - Yeah, but I 100% know that I'm 100% in. 246 00:13:25,937 --> 00:13:27,867 I also talked to him about my worm terrarium, 247 00:13:27,906 --> 00:13:29,206 and possibly using the soil to grow 248 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,881 the fruits and vegetables for your smoothies. 249 00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:33,176 But worms are also a great source of protein. 250 00:13:33,211 --> 00:13:35,181 - Tawny, just-- - Speaking of that, 251 00:13:35,213 --> 00:13:37,953 I think I'd like to buy some juices... 252 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,094 - Oh, yeah? 253 00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,116 What kind of juice do you want? 254 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:45,826 - All of them. 255 00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:48,161 I'm here working out the ShapeCult way, 256 00:13:48,193 --> 00:13:51,003 I might as well eat and drink the ShapeCult way. 257 00:13:51,596 --> 00:13:54,966 - Okay, bud, let's... load you up. 258 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:58,370 - So think about it. My terrarium idea. 259 00:13:58,403 --> 00:14:01,273 All the vegetables grown in super-organic soil. 260 00:14:01,306 --> 00:14:03,306 We could even have our own worms genetically engineered 261 00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:04,941 to aerate the soil perfectly. 262 00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:06,106 See? 263 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:12,084 I've been feeding them PEJ and they get stronger and stronger. 264 00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:13,947 Watch out. They bite. 265 00:14:16,087 --> 00:14:17,217 - Okay. (dinging) 266 00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:18,185 It's closing time. 267 00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:24,995 - So beautiful. 268 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,434 A little family. 269 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:37,543 (beeping) 270 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,429 - Oh! Tawny! Okay, you scared me. 271 00:14:56,461 --> 00:14:57,701 - I'm ready to start my workout. 272 00:14:57,729 --> 00:14:58,959 I'm ready to max out. 273 00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:00,397 - Okay. Um... 274 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:01,972 I'm still just setting up 275 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,500 and our session isn't until 2:00. 276 00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,465 - Yeah, I'll just be getting warmed up. 277 00:15:05,503 --> 00:15:07,473 And hanging around and chatting with people. 278 00:15:07,505 --> 00:15:10,105 - Okay, well, don't overexert... yourself. 279 00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:12,713 Nice tattoo. 280 00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:14,284 - Just like yours, Delt. 281 00:15:15,146 --> 00:15:16,576 I just admire you so much. 282 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,086 - K. Thanks. Thank you. 283 00:15:20,118 --> 00:15:23,418 (suspenseful music) 284 00:15:24,255 --> 00:15:26,325 (laughter) 285 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:29,388 - Hey, Pandrew, have you tried the new Trout and Lavender 2.0 Super Smoothies? 286 00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:31,527 I'm practically addicted to those things. 287 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:34,533 (Pandrew): No, got my own food plan. 288 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:35,996 - What is it? (sniffing) 289 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,674 - The Ice Age Diet. Everything's frozen. 290 00:15:38,703 --> 00:15:41,573 - Sounds good. Remember to really push down on those beams of light. 291 00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:42,636 It's called resistance training. 292 00:15:42,674 --> 00:15:44,084 - I know. 293 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,049 (man): Push, push! (woman): Oh! Whoo! 294 00:15:47,712 --> 00:15:50,182 (Tawny): And we keep those knees way up. Back straight. 295 00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:52,445 You're gonna have always what they have. 296 00:15:53,718 --> 00:15:56,388 - Did you tell Tawny that he could be a trainer? 297 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:59,122 - The kid was buying a Stoogle worth 298 00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:01,157 of ShapeCult products and clothes. 299 00:16:01,192 --> 00:16:03,562 He upped his membership for 36 months. 300 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,455 What was I supposed to do? 301 00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:07,267 - He cannot be a trainer here. 302 00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:08,528 (laughing) 303 00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:10,236 - He's not officially a trainer. 304 00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:11,468 I never hired him. 305 00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:13,610 I just said he could, you know... 306 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:16,036 ...feel free to talk with people. 307 00:16:16,074 --> 00:16:18,414 - Yeah, but look, I think he thinks he's a trainer now. 308 00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:20,083 (Tawny): Yes, back straight. 309 00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:21,211 Straight up. 310 00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:23,347 (muttering) 311 00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:29,147 If you believe in yourself, anything is possible, Tiane. 312 00:16:29,187 --> 00:16:30,687 - Yeah, okay, thanks. 313 00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:35,227 - Wow, Pandrew, you're crashing those reps today, bro. 314 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:38,230 Good job. - Think I'm gonna cut out early today. 315 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:40,133 (Tawny): Rest up, man. Super proud of you. 316 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,165 - Tawny! 317 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,237 Can we talk for a second? 318 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,543 - What's up? You guys need some tips? 319 00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:48,671 - Ah, no, uh, we're good on tips. 320 00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:50,484 Come on in. 321 00:16:59,217 --> 00:17:01,517 Tawny, we really love having you as a ShapeCult member. 322 00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:03,193 - And I love being a member. 323 00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:05,321 But ShapeCult is more than just a gym, isn't it? 324 00:17:05,356 --> 00:17:06,356 It's a family. 325 00:17:07,392 --> 00:17:08,832 Would you mind if I called you Dad? 326 00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:12,260 - Uh, let's just keep it first names for now. 327 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:14,802 - Oh. 328 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,744 - You know, you are looking really great. 329 00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:19,539 Massive change for just a month. 330 00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:20,741 - Oh, thanks! 331 00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:23,582 Well, I have a little secret. 332 00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:27,749 Now, I know ShapeCult has its own line of smoothies and juices, 333 00:17:27,779 --> 00:17:29,349 but I really think if you guys use 334 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,780 my worm-soil-aeration method, 335 00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:33,315 you'll see that it can put on loads of muscle mass. 336 00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,391 (swallowing) 337 00:17:43,294 --> 00:17:45,734 I would love if you guys would endorse it as a ShapeCult product. 338 00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:48,733 ShapeCult worms. ShapeCult soil. 339 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:53,474 ShapeCult smoothies made from veggies grown in the soil. 340 00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:55,805 - Yeah, we'll think about it, Tawny. 341 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,140 Thanks. Um, but for now, 342 00:17:58,176 --> 00:18:02,476 I'm gonna have to ask you that you not give tips to our members 343 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,184 unless they ask for 'em. 344 00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:07,847 - Well... Graj... 345 00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:11,860 I'm just helping them to be the people that they want to be. 346 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,230 - Uh, yeah, well, 347 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,688 but the thing is that, uh... 348 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,826 they don't want your tips, Tawny. 349 00:18:16,861 --> 00:18:18,161 - Mm. 350 00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:22,869 - It's nothing personal. 351 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,571 - Nothing personal? 352 00:18:24,602 --> 00:18:26,372 Nothing personal?!! 353 00:18:26,404 --> 00:18:28,144 Being told you aren't allowed to help other people 354 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,713 reach their fullest potential is very personal!! 355 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,242 Excuse me! 356 00:18:33,211 --> 00:18:35,481 Excuse me! Quick poll! 357 00:18:36,314 --> 00:18:38,824 Raise your hand if you want to hear my tips! 358 00:18:41,819 --> 00:18:44,559 Okay, maybe you didn't understand! 359 00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:47,889 Take one of your appendages and lift it over your head 360 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:50,456 if you want me to give you workout tips! 361 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,403 Well... 362 00:18:57,668 --> 00:19:00,408 I guess none of you want to be the people you're supposed to be. 363 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,743 (man): You ever think about joining a gym like this? 364 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:06,545 - Hell no, man. It's a cult. 365 00:19:06,878 --> 00:19:08,348 It's got "cult" in the name! 366 00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:10,149 - Pfft. - Shut up! 367 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:13,292 - The hell you say, dude? - I said shut up! 368 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,318 Shut up about my gym! 369 00:19:16,921 --> 00:19:18,821 - This little fool needs to get smacked up. 370 00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:24,230 (screaming) 371 00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:25,802 (screaming and sobbing) 372 00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:30,501 - Who's in a cult now? - I am! Or whoever! 373 00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:31,835 Just let me go! 374 00:19:31,869 --> 00:19:33,639 - I am what I want to be. 375 00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:35,271 I am maxed out! 376 00:19:35,306 --> 00:19:37,206 - Whatever you say!! 377 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,912 (bully sobbing) (people cheering) 378 00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:42,714 (man): Way to go, Tawny! (cheering) 379 00:19:42,747 --> 00:19:45,577 - Hey, kid, bring it over here, huh? 380 00:19:58,596 --> 00:20:00,596 (beeping) 381 00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:24,856 (suspenseful music) 382 00:20:34,966 --> 00:20:36,666 - Oh, hi, Delt. 383 00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:38,671 Just taking a little nap with my babies. 384 00:20:38,703 --> 00:20:40,713 - Tawny, what the hell are you doing? 385 00:20:40,738 --> 00:20:43,408 - Oh, Graj didn't tell you? He let me turn the fridge into a terrarium. 386 00:20:43,441 --> 00:20:45,541 - Tawny, those worms are biting you. 387 00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:47,346 - Yeah, I let them take little nibbles. 388 00:20:47,745 --> 00:20:49,505 If the goal is to be purely organic, 389 00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:51,947 wouldn't the most pure version of that be to feed on yourself? 390 00:20:53,484 --> 00:20:56,994 I let the worms suckle my skin, they deposit it in the soil. 391 00:20:57,021 --> 00:20:58,991 The vegetables grow from the soil 392 00:20:59,624 --> 00:21:01,894 and we drink the smoothies made from ourselves. 393 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:05,804 The ultimate circle of life. The perfect family. 394 00:21:06,464 --> 00:21:08,874 One entity, no boundaries... 395 00:21:10,368 --> 00:21:11,838 Beautiful. 396 00:21:13,037 --> 00:21:14,907 - Yeah, beautiful. Um... 397 00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:16,939 I'm gonna go check in with Graj, 398 00:21:16,974 --> 00:21:20,354 and then... we'll get started on our session. 399 00:21:20,378 --> 00:21:21,608 - Okay. 400 00:21:23,681 --> 00:21:25,351 - You gave him the door code? 401 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:28,547 - He re-upped to a 120-month membership. 402 00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:29,886 (Graj laughing) 403 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:31,491 - You are aware he's converted the chest fridge 404 00:21:31,522 --> 00:21:33,732 into a terrarium and is sleeping in it?! 405 00:21:36,494 --> 00:21:38,734 - It's a 10-year membership, Delt. 406 00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:40,831 (laughing) 407 00:21:44,635 --> 00:21:46,065 - Alright, you ready for your session? 408 00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:47,914 Let's start you out on the swim machine today. 409 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,480 - What...?! 410 00:21:50,508 --> 00:21:53,008 Okay, I'm the trainer. I tell you where to start. 411 00:21:53,044 --> 00:21:55,654 - Not anymore, little sister. Now I train you. 412 00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,678 - That's ridiculous. You're not a trainer. 413 00:21:58,716 --> 00:22:01,746 - I will be soon. Graj tell me he's just waiting for a position to open up. 414 00:22:02,453 --> 00:22:03,593 - Hmm. 415 00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:06,619 You've only been working out for a month, 416 00:22:06,657 --> 00:22:09,627 you're not qualified and you're definitely not training me. So... 417 00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:11,700 (chuckling) - I see what this is, Delt. 418 00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:13,966 You fear me because I'm better than you. 419 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,999 Taking myself and ShapeCult to a new level. 420 00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:18,674 You're jealous of me. 421 00:22:19,737 --> 00:22:20,967 - Definitely not jealous of you. 422 00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:22,805 - Look at you! You copied my 'ttoo! 423 00:22:24,942 --> 00:22:26,852 - I'm refunding your ShapeCult membership. Let me see your wrist chip. 424 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:29,408 - No! - No, I-I-I'm refunding your credits. 425 00:22:29,447 --> 00:22:31,017 - No!!! Ah! 426 00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:36,547 (panting) I'm gonna make myself what I want to be! 427 00:22:36,587 --> 00:22:38,717 (grunting) I will max out! 428 00:22:40,057 --> 00:22:42,487 - This is my gym, Tawny! 429 00:22:42,927 --> 00:22:44,427 (grunting) 430 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,710 - You don't want me to make myself what I want to be! 431 00:22:58,743 --> 00:23:00,653 You don't want me in this family! 432 00:23:01,112 --> 00:23:03,622 But I'm never getting kicked out of a family again. 433 00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:05,378 (grunting) 434 00:23:06,851 --> 00:23:08,821 - Your membership is revoked! 435 00:23:09,754 --> 00:23:11,624 - Thirty-second rule! 436 00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:12,916 (grunting) 437 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,659 (groaning) 438 00:23:19,697 --> 00:23:20,827 Yes! 439 00:23:21,532 --> 00:23:24,442 - No... - Feast, my children. 440 00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:26,869 - No. No. 441 00:23:26,904 --> 00:23:29,044 No. - Max out. 442 00:23:29,073 --> 00:23:32,483 (groaning) (screaming) 443 00:23:37,982 --> 00:23:40,022 - Tawny? Son? 444 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:45,059 This is your newest client, Chuch. 445 00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:47,661 - Hey. 446 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,930 Yeah, just, uh, lookin' to firm up. 447 00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:54,003 - Well, I-I'm sure I can help you 448 00:23:54,031 --> 00:23:56,131 become the person you want to be. 449 00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,967 Let's start you off with a smoothie. 450 00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:02,210 This is a new recipe we've been blending up lately. 451 00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:06,014 It's called the Delt Smoothie. It's named after... 452 00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:07,883 old friend of mine. 453 00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:14,850 You're gonna like it here. (laughing) 454 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,560 We're like a family. 455 00:24:21,058 --> 00:24:23,028 (soft music) 456 00:24:48,052 --> 00:24:51,062 Subtitling: difuze 457 00:24:51,112 --> 00:24:55,662 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33452

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