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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,042 --> 00:00:03,003 Subs by Traff and Raceman www. forom. com 2 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:06,965 This is a totally new experience for me. 3 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:08,967 Going out with a guy I actually like. 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:12,304 Well, you seem really good together. 5 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,515 Oh, yeah. 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:17,851 You need a moment alone with that wall, or... 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,771 You know how people say that everyone has a soul mate? 8 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:21,480 Yeah. 9 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:24,608 Benjamin and I both hate those people. 10 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,060 Well, then it's meant to be. 11 00:00:26,230 --> 00:00:27,409 I know. Okay. 12 00:00:27,562 --> 00:00:28,447 I'll see you later. 13 00:00:28,618 --> 00:00:32,959 Seriously though, stop humping my wall. 14 00:00:33,829 --> 00:00:35,241 What are these? 15 00:00:35,415 --> 00:00:36,202 What? 16 00:00:36,376 --> 00:00:38,280 Why do you have all these pictures of me? 17 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:40,333 What? 18 00:00:40,495 --> 00:00:41,372 What do you mean what? 19 00:00:41,548 --> 00:00:42,960 There are hundreds of pictures of me. 20 00:00:43,128 --> 00:00:44,923 Oh, God, all right, please don't freak out. 21 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:47,881 Look, a few months ago I saw you on the street, 22 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:51,342 and I thought that you were just impossibly hot. 23 00:00:51,517 --> 00:00:53,510 - So you started following me around? - No. 24 00:00:53,675 --> 00:00:54,930 Not always. 25 00:00:55,095 --> 00:00:59,220 As I got to know your schedule, sometimes I'd just hang out and wait for you. 26 00:00:59,397 --> 00:01:04,023 So it was almost like you were following me. 27 00:01:05,396 --> 00:01:06,190 This is so disturbing. 28 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:07,440 Or flattering? 29 00:01:07,606 --> 00:01:09,900 No, you took pictures of me without me knowing it. 30 00:01:10,078 --> 00:01:11,360 You hid behind bushes. 31 00:01:11,535 --> 00:01:16,703 Hey, hey, look, we could go back and forth all day about who did what. 32 00:01:16,866 --> 00:01:18,320 I gotta get out of here. 33 00:01:18,498 --> 00:01:20,953 Please wait. Can we just talk about this? 34 00:01:21,127 --> 00:01:23,581 Come on! 35 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:31,252 You wanna go after him? I'll give you a ride. 36 00:01:55,247 --> 00:01:57,743 So the good news is that snowstorm we've been tracking 37 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,660 will miss us entirely. 38 00:01:59,827 --> 00:02:06,370 We can expect at the most a light dusting on this beautiful Valentine's Day. 39 00:02:09,926 --> 00:02:11,882 They're still saying it's not gonna snow. 40 00:02:12,047 --> 00:02:16,923 So I guess I just slipped and fell in the irony. 41 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:18,682 Can I leave a little early today? 42 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:19,841 Yeah, sure. What's up? 43 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:22,103 You know, first Valentine's Day with Lena. 44 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,470 It's kind of a big deal. 45 00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:26,022 What are you doing for Valentine's? 46 00:02:26,185 --> 00:02:28,813 Mom's making a pot roast, and we're gonna watch wrestling. 47 00:02:28,988 --> 00:02:33,612 Yep, tomorrow can't come fast enough for me. 48 00:02:34,785 --> 00:02:36,531 Hey, can you guys get some of your stuff cleaned up? 49 00:02:36,695 --> 00:02:39,361 That's the decorator, and I really want him to be able to see the room. 50 00:02:39,536 --> 00:02:40,451 Decorator, huh? 51 00:02:40,616 --> 00:02:41,533 Yeah, I'm really excited. 52 00:02:41,705 --> 00:02:44,911 He's one of the best in the city. 53 00:02:45,085 --> 00:02:48,912 It's a winter wonderland out there! 54 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:50,753 Perry, welcome. 55 00:02:50,926 --> 00:02:51,752 What do you think? 56 00:02:51,925 --> 00:02:54,420 Okay, first impressions: 57 00:02:54,595 --> 00:02:57,801 I love the space. I love the light. 58 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,010 I love the- 59 00:02:59,177 --> 00:03:01,590 fellas! 60 00:03:04,016 --> 00:03:05,850 Well, it's over. 61 00:03:06,018 --> 00:03:07,641 Bye, Benjamin. 62 00:03:07,815 --> 00:03:09,351 - He still hasn't called? - Nope. 63 00:03:09,525 --> 00:03:12,312 I thought I hated Valentine's Day before. 64 00:03:12,488 --> 00:03:15,611 Well, if it makes you feel any better, my boyfriend's in Chile. 65 00:03:15,777 --> 00:03:19,701 So I'm kind of in the same boat. 66 00:03:20,498 --> 00:03:24,580 Really? Is your boyfriend coming back? 67 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,450 Yeah. 68 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:29,542 Does he think you're a deranged stalker? 69 00:03:29,718 --> 00:03:31,462 No. 70 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:35,293 Get the hell out of my boat. 71 00:03:35,887 --> 00:03:36,923 He could still call. 72 00:03:37,098 --> 00:03:38,513 He's not gonna call. 73 00:03:38,678 --> 00:03:40,881 Well, then maybe call him. 74 00:03:41,058 --> 00:03:42,512 At least you'd be doing something. 75 00:03:42,687 --> 00:03:43,803 Go down swinging. 76 00:03:43,977 --> 00:03:45,512 Go down swinging? 77 00:03:45,685 --> 00:03:48,061 It's over. I'm already down. 78 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:51,941 People ran out of their houses to see what the giant thud was. 79 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:56,151 Come on, what if there's a one percent chance that you could save this? 80 00:03:56,327 --> 00:03:59,281 Okay, fine. I'll call. 81 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:02,491 But not in front of you losers. 82 00:04:02,658 --> 00:04:06,453 It's hard not to root for her. 83 00:04:06,877 --> 00:04:09,080 Hey, it's me. 84 00:04:09,245 --> 00:04:12,373 Listen, I'm sorry about the pictures. 85 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:14,831 You have every right to be freaked out. 86 00:04:15,008 --> 00:04:17,671 And if by some chance you ever want to talk to me again, 87 00:04:17,847 --> 00:04:23,013 then I'm on my cell, but I totally understand if you don't. 88 00:04:23,186 --> 00:04:28,472 But, um, I just wanted to say that the last three weeks 89 00:04:28,646 --> 00:04:32,561 have been awesome, so, uh, yeah. 90 00:04:35,028 --> 00:04:36,770 That's it. 91 00:04:36,946 --> 00:04:39,110 Rock on. 92 00:04:39,276 --> 00:04:41,992 I can't believe I just said rock on. 93 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:45,782 That was unfortunate. Okay. 94 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:48,490 Bye. 95 00:04:49,877 --> 00:04:50,662 How'd it go? 96 00:04:50,835 --> 00:04:52,253 I don't know. I did it. 97 00:04:52,416 --> 00:04:53,460 Aw, good for you. 98 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:56,581 Yeah... Rock on. 99 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:06,091 And we're now being told it could be a record two feet of snow over the next six hours. 100 00:05:06,266 --> 00:05:10,852 Motorists are cautioned to stay off the roads due to treacherous driving conditions. 101 00:05:11,015 --> 00:05:13,983 I can't believe you're stuck in Atlanta. 102 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:16,270 I know, sweetie. I miss you too. 103 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:19,570 Honey, they're saying we absolutely have to stay off the roads. 104 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,320 Oh, baby, it's killing me too. 105 00:05:21,485 --> 00:05:25,112 Ma, you can watch wrestling alone! 106 00:05:25,285 --> 00:05:29,161 So I guess we'll just hang out. 107 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:30,991 Well, I say we make the most of it! 108 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:32,541 Uh, what does that mean? 109 00:05:32,705 --> 00:05:37,961 I'm sorry, but just because we can't be with our honeys, doesn't mean it's not Valentine's Day. 110 00:05:38,136 --> 00:05:41,252 This is my holiday. Well, this and Thanksgiving. 111 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:42,463 And Christmas. 112 00:05:42,707 --> 00:05:45,921 And the Academy Awards. 113 00:05:46,098 --> 00:05:47,381 What do you wanna do? 114 00:05:47,557 --> 00:05:52,471 When life hands you lemons, make chicken picatta! 115 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:58,023 But it's Valentine's Day. How can we not be together? 116 00:05:58,195 --> 00:06:00,021 I don't want you driving. It's fine. 117 00:06:00,198 --> 00:06:04,280 It's just a silly, meaningless day. 118 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,280 But it's our first one. 119 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:09,322 Every day is Valentine's Day for us. 120 00:06:09,497 --> 00:06:11,780 Now I'm sending you a hug. 121 00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:14,122 Okay, bye. 122 00:06:14,298 --> 00:06:15,951 Hey, can I borrow your truck? 123 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:17,540 You kidding me? 124 00:06:17,715 --> 00:06:19,672 You behind the wheel in a blizzard. 125 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:22,710 What won't you hit? 126 00:06:22,885 --> 00:06:26,302 Please, I'll be so careful. I have to be with her. 127 00:06:26,475 --> 00:06:29,302 Oh, take Yonk's Hummer. 128 00:06:29,478 --> 00:06:30,222 Really? 129 00:06:30,396 --> 00:06:31,432 Oh, thank you. 130 00:06:31,605 --> 00:06:34,562 Now, sometimes people in Priuses will flip you off, but as Yonk says, 131 00:06:34,726 --> 00:06:38,481 you can just roll right over 'em. 132 00:06:38,646 --> 00:06:40,771 I want to see you, too, but the roads are closed. 133 00:06:40,947 --> 00:06:43,520 Nobody's going anywhere. 134 00:06:43,698 --> 00:06:45,442 I know. 135 00:06:45,617 --> 00:06:48,533 I miss you more. 136 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:52,372 I thought I was the gay one. 137 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,121 Oh, well. 138 00:06:54,286 --> 00:06:57,502 At least I'm not the only one having a crappy day. 139 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,870 You know what? Forget Valentine's Day. 140 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:02,753 Let's do our own thing. We'll call it "Snow Day. " 141 00:07:02,928 --> 00:07:04,422 What do you say? 142 00:07:04,595 --> 00:07:05,461 I'm in. 143 00:07:05,637 --> 00:07:07,130 You? 144 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:09,689 I'll be in if I don't have to say "I'm in. " 145 00:07:09,842 --> 00:07:13,807 There you go. Let Snow Day begin! 146 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:18,399 You are definitely not the gay one. 147 00:07:22,199 --> 00:07:24,482 Heat. 148 00:07:26,536 --> 00:07:30,702 * And the palm trees start to sway * 149 00:07:31,786 --> 00:07:33,202 Oh, no-no-no-no! 150 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:36,493 No, no, no, no, no! 151 00:07:41,467 --> 00:07:44,842 Really who's surprised. 152 00:07:55,477 --> 00:07:56,560 Hi! 153 00:07:56,725 --> 00:07:57,850 Hi, baby! 154 00:07:58,025 --> 00:07:58,851 Hey, Kat. Hey, Kyle. 155 00:07:59,026 --> 00:08:00,772 Happy Valentine's Day. 156 00:08:00,936 --> 00:08:03,310 You skied here from your house? 157 00:08:03,486 --> 00:08:05,863 It was so exhilarating. 158 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,320 Um, can I talk to you for a sec? 159 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:09,902 Um-hmm. 160 00:08:11,287 --> 00:08:13,363 She skied here. 161 00:08:13,538 --> 00:08:16,533 - Hate her. - Hate her more. 162 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,241 Those guys are so great. 163 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:20,331 When are they leaving? 164 00:08:20,507 --> 00:08:22,751 Um, when the snow stops I guess. 165 00:08:22,926 --> 00:08:24,041 They're kinda stuck here. 166 00:08:24,216 --> 00:08:28,211 Oh, I just-I had all these Valentine's Day plans for us. 167 00:08:28,387 --> 00:08:29,381 Yeah? Like what? 168 00:08:29,558 --> 00:08:31,672 Well, I was gonna make fondue, 169 00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:34,932 and I have massage oil and this hot samba CD. 170 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:38,893 And I was also thinking that we could, like, have a bunch of sex. 171 00:08:39,068 --> 00:08:42,393 Hey, Snow Day buddies. 172 00:08:42,778 --> 00:08:44,733 Uh, listen, a little change of plans. 173 00:08:44,908 --> 00:08:46,650 Palmer and I are gonna move things upstairs. 174 00:08:46,816 --> 00:08:50,030 While you guys get to keep the fun going down here. 175 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,033 Are you kidding me? 176 00:08:51,196 --> 00:08:54,572 Uh, I was just dumped, and his boyfriend's in South America. 177 00:08:54,748 --> 00:08:58,702 And you just want us to sit down here while you go upstairs and have sex with your girlfriend? 178 00:08:58,878 --> 00:09:01,122 Yes! 179 00:09:03,665 --> 00:09:06,792 Okay, come back in! 180 00:09:07,257 --> 00:09:10,591 Whoa. How did you do all this? 181 00:09:10,757 --> 00:09:14,173 Oh, please, this is like Thursday at our house. 182 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:18,053 Now, you didn't have much in your kitchen, but I did the best I could. 183 00:09:18,228 --> 00:09:20,642 We'll be starting with the gnocchi Parisienne. 184 00:09:20,816 --> 00:09:24,560 Followed by a blanquette de veau with parsleyed peas and duchesse potatoes. 185 00:09:24,737 --> 00:09:28,401 And to finish, pears flamb�. 186 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:33,943 Ah, man, I'm gonna eat all that crap. 187 00:09:34,327 --> 00:09:35,823 A toast! 188 00:09:35,998 --> 00:09:41,701 Even though they can't be with us, here's to the ones we love. 189 00:09:43,126 --> 00:09:45,963 Oh, excuse me. 190 00:09:48,507 --> 00:09:51,673 To the ones we love. 191 00:09:51,845 --> 00:09:54,213 Right. 192 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:03,223 On the way over here I was thinking about all the ways we could do it. 193 00:10:03,397 --> 00:10:04,313 That's so weird. 194 00:10:04,475 --> 00:10:10,481 I was thinking about that every minute I've been awake since I was 12. 195 00:10:10,657 --> 00:10:13,281 Oh, the flame went out. Here, hand me the matches. 196 00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:17,742 Uh, we're all out. I'll get some more. 197 00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:20,662 Hurry back. 198 00:10:20,826 --> 00:10:24,492 Oh, you're a good motivator. 199 00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:27,213 Hey, guys, how you doing? 200 00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:28,121 Something wrong? 201 00:10:28,296 --> 00:10:29,580 Nope, just need a lighter. 202 00:10:29,758 --> 00:10:30,421 For what? 203 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,133 The flame went out on our fondue. 204 00:10:32,297 --> 00:10:35,842 There's fondue? 205 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:42,600 Um, the guys would like some fondue. 206 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,890 But I only made enough for the two of us. 207 00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:48,441 Is it chocolate or cheese? 208 00:10:48,605 --> 00:10:49,562 They're up here? 209 00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:52,812 I prefer cheese. I'm just saying. 210 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:53,820 Just a little taste. 211 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:58,153 They're having a really crappy Valentine's Day. 212 00:10:58,328 --> 00:11:00,610 Fine. 213 00:11:04,625 --> 00:11:07,620 Served with love. 214 00:11:09,716 --> 00:11:14,962 We want to do the dipping! 215 00:11:16,136 --> 00:11:21,680 Apparently fondue isn't fun unless you can dip it yourself. 216 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,063 Fine. 217 00:11:28,065 --> 00:11:30,231 Hi. 218 00:11:37,036 --> 00:11:37,820 Hello. 219 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,863 You were right. I shouldn't drive. 220 00:11:40,037 --> 00:11:41,150 Oh, no, where are you? 221 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,531 I'm in a hedge. 222 00:11:43,707 --> 00:11:44,621 Are you okay? 223 00:11:44,785 --> 00:11:45,530 I think so. 224 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,293 I just-I had to see you. 225 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:50,163 Uh, well, then here, you can see me this way. 226 00:11:50,336 --> 00:11:54,420 I'm taking a picture with my phone. 227 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:59,303 Oh, look at you. 228 00:11:59,465 --> 00:12:01,132 Are those balloons behind you? 229 00:12:01,307 --> 00:12:05,140 Um, they're just my everyday balloons. 230 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:07,432 You did a whole Valentine's thing. 231 00:12:07,705 --> 00:12:09,430 - It's okay. - No, it's not. 232 00:12:09,606 --> 00:12:10,390 I should be there. 233 00:12:10,568 --> 00:12:13,022 No-no-no-no! Don't you leave that car. 234 00:12:13,195 --> 00:12:13,813 I'm coming. 235 00:12:13,985 --> 00:12:16,111 No-no-no-no, Richie Velch, you stay where you are. 236 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,073 You're not hearty. 237 00:12:19,236 --> 00:12:20,862 I can do it. 238 00:12:21,035 --> 00:12:23,201 No! 239 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,491 Richie, are you okay? 240 00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:29,373 Snow in my pants! Snow in my pants! 241 00:12:29,546 --> 00:12:31,001 Okay, I'll go first. 242 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,923 On Valentine's Day Holly and I tend 243 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:38,131 to get particularly randy, if you know what I mean. 244 00:12:38,386 --> 00:12:39,250 You and Holly? 245 00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:40,963 Oh, yeah, I mean, 246 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,972 we have a highly sexual relationship all the time. 247 00:12:44,136 --> 00:12:46,350 But throw in a cupid and a box of chocolates, 248 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:49,771 and sing out, Louise! 249 00:12:50,815 --> 00:12:52,640 Okay. 250 00:12:52,818 --> 00:12:55,350 Not to get too graphic, but we're in our bed, 251 00:12:55,528 --> 00:12:57,692 which is this gorgeous Queene Anne four poster 252 00:12:57,868 --> 00:12:58,860 with a hand-carved headboard. 253 00:12:59,026 --> 00:13:02,903 And I am just giving it to her! 254 00:13:03,655 --> 00:13:04,861 All of a sudden, 255 00:13:05,037 --> 00:13:07,371 whack, she smacks her head on the headboard, 256 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,793 and the next thing you know, seven stitches, 257 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,003 horrible scuff on the headboard! 258 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:16,671 And that is my worst Valentine's Day ever. 259 00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:18,593 You go. 260 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,881 Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna top that. 261 00:13:21,057 --> 00:13:22,880 Come on, come on! Worst Valentine's Day ever. 262 00:13:23,057 --> 00:13:26,392 Or no dessert for you. 263 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,970 All right, um... 264 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,183 Okay, I, uh, 265 00:13:34,486 --> 00:13:39,361 I once broke up with someone on Valentine's Day. 266 00:13:41,618 --> 00:13:45,150 Well, quite the raconteur. 267 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,950 And m'lady? 268 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,952 Uh, mine's a little worse. 269 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:53,833 I was, um, broken up with on Valentine's Day. 270 00:13:55,838 --> 00:13:58,420 Wait a minute, you mean you two were- 271 00:13:58,588 --> 00:13:59,592 When was this? 272 00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:01,301 Ten years ago. 273 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,672 And you broke up with her on Valentine's Day? 274 00:14:03,848 --> 00:14:05,342 What happened? 275 00:14:05,518 --> 00:14:08,220 I don't know, man. 276 00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:11,890 You sure can spin a yarn! 277 00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:13,973 Why did he break up with you? 278 00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:15,103 You'll have to ask him. 279 00:14:15,278 --> 00:14:20,273 I've never actually been given a good explanation. 280 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,860 Okay, uh... 281 00:14:28,575 --> 00:14:34,200 I broke up with you because you were kind of a bitch that night. 282 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:38,253 You were in this real crappy mood, and it really pissed me off. 283 00:14:38,425 --> 00:14:41,462 So when I got home I called you up. 284 00:14:41,638 --> 00:14:43,711 I told you it was over. 285 00:14:43,888 --> 00:14:47,721 Because I was kind of a bitch that night? 286 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,342 Yup. 287 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:53,931 I called you the next morning to get back together, but your mom picked up, so I hung up. 288 00:14:54,105 --> 00:14:59,481 And later I heard that you were going out with Paul Karchem. 289 00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:00,940 We went out once. 290 00:15:01,106 --> 00:15:04,983 Yeah, I heard that a lot later. 291 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:11,373 Anyway, that's what happened. 292 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,832 Well, I always say everything happens for a reason. 293 00:15:14,995 --> 00:15:16,121 If he hadn't done that, 294 00:15:16,298 --> 00:15:19,372 you wouldn't have married the man of your dreams. 295 00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:22,543 So another toast! 296 00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:26,512 To happy endings. 297 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,013 All righty then. 298 00:15:34,186 --> 00:15:37,141 I'm gonna go check on dessert. 299 00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:40,852 You may wanna refill that. 300 00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,572 Mmm. 301 00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:45,980 It's incredible. 302 00:15:46,157 --> 00:15:48,242 We'll be done in a sec. 303 00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:51,453 It's really hot. Mm. 304 00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:56,082 Take your time. We need a minute anyways. 305 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:58,370 Okay. 306 00:15:58,547 --> 00:16:01,081 At this point the night can go one of two ways, 307 00:16:01,257 --> 00:16:04,132 we can sit here and watch your friends eat cheese, 308 00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:07,250 or we can kick them out, 309 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,882 get naked... 310 00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:12,550 and I can massage your entire body without using my hands. 311 00:16:12,727 --> 00:16:16,101 Guys, let's wrap it up! 312 00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:22,392 Oh, my God! 313 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,353 Happy Valentine's Day. 314 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,693 Oh! 315 00:16:28,326 --> 00:16:30,072 Look at you! 316 00:16:30,245 --> 00:16:33,161 Oh, and your poor hair. 317 00:16:33,328 --> 00:16:36,240 Don't break it. 318 00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:39,913 Oh, my valentine. 319 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:47,382 I had flowers, but I dropped them when I lost the feeling in my hands. 320 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:53,182 Because I was kind of a bitch that night? 321 00:16:53,975 --> 00:16:55,221 Not a raging bitch? 322 00:16:55,398 --> 00:16:59,890 Not a bitch in general. Just a bitch that night. 323 00:17:00,065 --> 00:17:02,310 Wow. 324 00:17:02,685 --> 00:17:06,483 All these years I figured there was some big profound thing. 325 00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,860 You had met someone else, or you felt trapped. 326 00:17:10,037 --> 00:17:12,690 But it turns out to be literally the dumbest reason ever. 327 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:13,363 I know. 328 00:17:13,537 --> 00:17:15,912 We could have been together all this time if it weren't for- 329 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,783 - For- - Yes! 330 00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:20,990 And whatever you're gonna say right now, do you think a single day has gone by 331 00:17:21,168 --> 00:17:26,580 in the last ten years that I haven't said that to myself? 332 00:17:26,968 --> 00:17:29,752 All I wanna do is I wanna go back. 333 00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:34,092 I wanna go back to that stupid 18-year-old kid, and I wanna shake him. 334 00:17:34,268 --> 00:17:37,223 I wanna tell him, "You don't know what you're doing. " 335 00:17:37,398 --> 00:17:39,433 "You don't know what you're giving up. " 336 00:17:39,606 --> 00:17:42,311 I wanna tell him that ten years from now you're gonna be in a room, 337 00:17:42,476 --> 00:17:44,853 and there's gonna be candles and wine. 338 00:17:45,025 --> 00:17:50,821 It's gonna be so freakin' romantic that you're gonna wanna cry. 339 00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:54,243 You're gonna be there with the woman you love. 340 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,910 But you're not gonna be able to kiss her 341 00:17:57,075 --> 00:18:02,661 because of what you did ten years ago, you stupid, dumb kid. 342 00:18:06,337 --> 00:18:09,130 Pears flambe! 343 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,303 Oh, my God! 344 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:17,722 At our house it's not Valentine's Day unless there's something flaming. 345 00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:20,051 Wanna hear something lame? 346 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,563 Always. 347 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:27,602 There's a small part of me that actually thought he was gonna call me back. 348 00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:30,230 I'm sorry. 349 00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:34,483 Well, at least I didn't let myself care about him. 350 00:18:34,658 --> 00:18:37,073 Hey, how long have you and Aaron been together? 351 00:18:37,245 --> 00:18:38,163 Four years. 352 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,333 God, I cannot even imagine that. 353 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,793 Well, actually, that's not true. 354 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:49,712 For the past three weeks I was imagining that. 355 00:18:52,796 --> 00:18:55,212 Thanks. 356 00:18:59,977 --> 00:19:01,891 Hey, they're plowing the street. 357 00:19:02,056 --> 00:19:02,970 Really? 358 00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:05,971 Yeah, we could probably go. 359 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:09,060 Do you want to? 360 00:19:10,906 --> 00:19:14,982 Yeah, we should probably get going. 361 00:19:17,326 --> 00:19:19,742 Oh, my God. 362 00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:22,780 Sorry. It's mine. 363 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,411 Sure. 364 00:19:24,585 --> 00:19:26,251 Hey, you. 365 00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:29,123 Oh, you too. 366 00:19:30,756 --> 00:19:34,420 Oh, God, I miss you so much. 367 00:20:19,055 --> 00:20:20,171 You're here. 368 00:20:20,348 --> 00:20:22,433 I am. 369 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:26,811 It's kinda stalkery, don't you think? 370 00:20:27,515 --> 00:20:31,393 So I didn't totally wreck this? 371 00:20:41,078 --> 00:20:44,202 I like that answer. 372 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,952 Do you wanna come in? 373 00:20:47,128 --> 00:20:52,541 Unless you can think of a better place for us to rock on. 374 00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:58,551 Honey, I can't believe that is Valentine's Day and we're not together. 375 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,460 I miss you so much. 376 00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,093 Yeah? 377 00:21:02,267 --> 00:21:04,971 What would we do if I were there? 378 00:21:05,145 --> 00:21:07,851 N- n-naughty. 379 00:21:09,818 --> 00:21:11,930 What are you wearing? 380 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,100 With which blouse? 381 00:21:15,277 --> 00:21:18,071 No, I'm just surprised you didn't say the beige one. 382 00:21:18,238 --> 00:21:18,943 Honey, I'm sure it looks fine. 383 00:21:19,118 --> 00:21:23,320 But we always said the cream top but with the camel slacks. 384 00:21:23,497 --> 00:21:26,203 Well, when I get home I am going to come in, 385 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:30,663 and I am going to rip that blouse right off you. 386 00:21:30,838 --> 00:21:36,712 And then you'll put the beige one on, and you'll see what I mean. 387 00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:41,312 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27653

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