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This is a totally new experience for me.
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Going out with a guy I actually like.
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Well, you seem really good together.
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Oh, yeah.
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You need a moment alone
with that wall, or...
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You know how people say
that everyone has a soul mate?
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Yeah.
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Benjamin and I both hate those people.
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Well, then it's meant to be.
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I know. Okay.
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I'll see you later.
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Seriously though,
stop humping my wall.
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What are these?
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What?
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Why do you have all these pictures of me?
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What?
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What do you mean what?
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There are hundreds of pictures of me.
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Oh, God, all right,
please don't freak out.
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Look, a few months ago
I saw you on the street,
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and I thought
that you were just impossibly hot.
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- So you started following me around?
- No.
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Not always.
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As I got to know your schedule, sometimes
I'd just hang out and wait for you.
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So it was almost like
you were following me.
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This is so disturbing.
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Or flattering?
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No, you took pictures of me
without me knowing it.
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You hid behind bushes.
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Hey, hey, look, we could go back and forth
all day about who did what.
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I gotta get out of here.
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Please wait.
Can we just talk about this?
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Come on!
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You wanna go after him?
I'll give you a ride.
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So the good news is
that snowstorm we've been tracking
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will miss us entirely.
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We can expect at the most a light
dusting on this beautiful Valentine's Day.
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They're still saying
it's not gonna snow.
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So I guess I just slipped
and fell in the irony.
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Can I leave a little early today?
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Yeah, sure. What's up?
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You know, first Valentine's Day with Lena.
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It's kind of a big deal.
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What are you doing for Valentine's?
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Mom's making a pot roast,
and we're gonna watch wrestling.
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Yep, tomorrow can't come
fast enough for me.
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Hey, can you guys get
some of your stuff cleaned up?
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That's the decorator, and I really want him
to be able to see the room.
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Decorator, huh?
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Yeah, I'm really excited.
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He's one of the best in the city.
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It's a winter wonderland out there!
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Perry, welcome.
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What do you think?
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Okay, first impressions:
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I love the space.
I love the light.
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I love the-
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fellas!
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Well, it's over.
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Bye, Benjamin.
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- He still hasn't called?
- Nope.
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I thought I hated Valentine's Day before.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
my boyfriend's in Chile.
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So I'm kind of in the same boat.
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Really?
Is your boyfriend coming back?
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Yeah.
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Does he think
you're a deranged stalker?
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No.
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Get the hell out of my boat.
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He could still call.
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He's not gonna call.
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Well, then maybe call him.
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At least you'd be doing something.
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Go down swinging.
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Go down swinging?
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It's over.
I'm already down.
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People ran out of their houses
to see what the giant thud was.
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Come on, what if there's a one percent
chance that you could save this?
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Okay, fine.
I'll call.
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But not in front of you losers.
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It's hard not to root for her.
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Hey, it's me.
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Listen, I'm sorry about the pictures.
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You have every right to be freaked out.
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And if by some chance you ever
want to talk to me again,
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then I'm on my cell,
but I totally understand if you don't.
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But, um, I just wanted to say
that the last three weeks
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have been awesome, so, uh, yeah.
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That's it.
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Rock on.
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I can't believe
I just said rock on.
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That was unfortunate. Okay.
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Bye.
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How'd it go?
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I don't know. I did it.
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Aw, good for you.
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Yeah... Rock on.
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And we're now being told it could be a record
two feet of snow over the next six hours.
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Motorists are cautioned to stay off the
roads due to treacherous driving conditions.
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I can't believe you're stuck in Atlanta.
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I know, sweetie.
I miss you too.
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Honey, they're saying we absolutely
have to stay off the roads.
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Oh, baby, it's killing me too.
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Ma, you can watch wrestling alone!
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So I guess we'll just hang out.
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Well, I say we make the most of it!
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Uh, what does that mean?
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I'm sorry, but just because we can't be with our
honeys, doesn't mean it's not Valentine's Day.
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This is my holiday.
Well, this and Thanksgiving.
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And Christmas.
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And the Academy Awards.
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What do you wanna do?
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When life hands you lemons,
make chicken picatta!
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But it's Valentine's Day.
How can we not be together?
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I don't want you driving.
It's fine.
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It's just a silly, meaningless day.
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But it's our first one.
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Every day is Valentine's Day for us.
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Now I'm sending you a hug.
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Okay, bye.
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Hey, can I borrow your truck?
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You kidding me?
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You behind the wheel in a blizzard.
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What won't you hit?
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Please, I'll be so careful.
I have to be with her.
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Oh, take Yonk's Hummer.
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Really?
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Oh, thank you.
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Now, sometimes people in Priuses
will flip you off, but as Yonk says,
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you can just roll right over 'em.
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I want to see you, too,
but the roads are closed.
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Nobody's going anywhere.
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I know.
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I miss you more.
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I thought I was the gay one.
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Oh, well.
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At least I'm not the only
one having a crappy day.
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You know what?
Forget Valentine's Day.
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Let's do our own thing.
We'll call it "Snow Day. "
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What do you say?
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I'm in.
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You?
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I'll be in
if I don't have to say "I'm in. "
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There you go.
Let Snow Day begin!
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You are definitely not the gay one.
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Heat.
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* And the palm trees start to sway *
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Oh, no-no-no-no!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Really who's surprised.
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Hi!
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Hi, baby!
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Hey, Kat. Hey, Kyle.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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You skied here from your house?
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It was so exhilarating.
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Um, can I talk to you for a sec?
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Um-hmm.
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She skied here.
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- Hate her.
- Hate her more.
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Those guys are so great.
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When are they leaving?
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Um, when the snow stops I guess.
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They're kinda stuck here.
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Oh, I just-I had all these
Valentine's Day plans for us.
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Yeah? Like what?
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Well, I was gonna make fondue,
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and I have massage oil
and this hot samba CD.
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And I was also thinking that we could,
like, have a bunch of sex.
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Hey, Snow Day buddies.
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Uh, listen, a little change of plans.
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Palmer and I are gonna
move things upstairs.
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While you guys get to keep
the fun going down here.
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Are you kidding me?
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Uh, I was just dumped,
and his boyfriend's in South America.
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And you just want us to sit down here while you
go upstairs and have sex with your girlfriend?
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Yes!
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Okay, come back in!
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Whoa. How did you do all this?
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Oh, please, this is like
Thursday at our house.
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Now, you didn't have much in your kitchen,
but I did the best I could.
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We'll be starting
with the gnocchi Parisienne.
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Followed by a blanquette de veau
with parsleyed peas and duchesse potatoes.
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And to finish, pears flamb�.
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Ah, man, I'm gonna eat all that crap.
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A toast!
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Even though they can't be with us,
here's to the ones we love.
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Oh, excuse me.
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To the ones we love.
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Right.
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On the way over here I was thinking
about all the ways we could do it.
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That's so weird.
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I was thinking about that every minute
I've been awake since I was 12.
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Oh, the flame went out.
Here, hand me the matches.
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Uh, we're all out.
I'll get some more.
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Hurry back.
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Oh, you're a good motivator.
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Hey, guys, how you doing?
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Something wrong?
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Nope, just need a lighter.
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For what?
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The flame went out on our fondue.
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There's fondue?
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Um, the guys would like some fondue.
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But I only made enough for the two of us.
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Is it chocolate or cheese?
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They're up here?
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I prefer cheese.
I'm just saying.
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Just a little taste.
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They're having
a really crappy Valentine's Day.
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Fine.
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Served with love.
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We want to do the dipping!
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Apparently fondue isn't fun
unless you can dip it yourself.
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Fine.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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You were right.
I shouldn't drive.
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Oh, no, where are you?
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I'm in a hedge.
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Are you okay?
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I think so.
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I just-I had to see you.
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Uh, well, then here,
you can see me this way.
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I'm taking a picture with my phone.
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Oh, look at you.
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Are those balloons behind you?
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Um, they're just my everyday balloons.
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You did a whole Valentine's thing.
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- It's okay.
- No, it's not.
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I should be there.
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No-no-no-no!
Don't you leave that car.
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I'm coming.
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No-no-no-no, Richie Velch,
you stay where you are.
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You're not hearty.
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I can do it.
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No!
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Richie, are you okay?
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Snow in my pants!
Snow in my pants!
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Okay, I'll go first.
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On Valentine's Day Holly and I tend
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to get particularly randy,
if you know what I mean.
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You and Holly?
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Oh, yeah, I mean,
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we have a highly
sexual relationship all the time.
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But throw in a cupid
and a box of chocolates,
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and sing out, Louise!
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Okay.
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Not to get too graphic,
but we're in our bed,
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which is this gorgeous
Queene Anne four poster
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with a hand-carved headboard.
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And I am just giving it to her!
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All of a sudden,
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whack, she smacks her head
on the headboard,
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and the next thing you know,
seven stitches,
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horrible scuff on the headboard!
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And that is my worst Valentine's Day ever.
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You go.
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00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,881
Yeah, I don't think
I'm gonna top that.
261
00:13:21,057 --> 00:13:22,880
Come on, come on!
Worst Valentine's Day ever.
262
00:13:23,057 --> 00:13:26,392
Or no dessert for you.
263
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,970
All right, um...
264
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,183
Okay, I, uh,
265
00:13:34,486 --> 00:13:39,361
I once broke up
with someone on Valentine's Day.
266
00:13:41,618 --> 00:13:45,150
Well, quite the raconteur.
267
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,950
And m'lady?
268
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,952
Uh, mine's a little worse.
269
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:53,833
I was, um, broken up
with on Valentine's Day.
270
00:13:55,838 --> 00:13:58,420
Wait a minute,
you mean you two were-
271
00:13:58,588 --> 00:13:59,592
When was this?
272
00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:01,301
Ten years ago.
273
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,672
And you broke up
with her on Valentine's Day?
274
00:14:03,848 --> 00:14:05,342
What happened?
275
00:14:05,518 --> 00:14:08,220
I don't know, man.
276
00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:11,890
You sure can spin a yarn!
277
00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:13,973
Why did he break up with you?
278
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:15,103
You'll have to ask him.
279
00:14:15,278 --> 00:14:20,273
I've never actually been given
a good explanation.
280
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,860
Okay, uh...
281
00:14:28,575 --> 00:14:34,200
I broke up with you because
you were kind of a bitch that night.
282
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:38,253
You were in this real crappy mood,
and it really pissed me off.
283
00:14:38,425 --> 00:14:41,462
So when I got home
I called you up.
284
00:14:41,638 --> 00:14:43,711
I told you it was over.
285
00:14:43,888 --> 00:14:47,721
Because I was kind of a bitch that night?
286
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,342
Yup.
287
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:53,931
I called you the next morning to get back together,
but your mom picked up, so I hung up.
288
00:14:54,105 --> 00:14:59,481
And later I heard that
you were going out with Paul Karchem.
289
00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:00,940
We went out once.
290
00:15:01,106 --> 00:15:04,983
Yeah, I heard that a lot later.
291
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:11,373
Anyway, that's what happened.
292
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,832
Well, I always say everything
happens for a reason.
293
00:15:14,995 --> 00:15:16,121
If he hadn't done that,
294
00:15:16,298 --> 00:15:19,372
you wouldn't have married
the man of your dreams.
295
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:22,543
So another toast!
296
00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:26,512
To happy endings.
297
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,013
All righty then.
298
00:15:34,186 --> 00:15:37,141
I'm gonna go check on dessert.
299
00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:40,852
You may wanna refill that.
300
00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,572
Mmm.
301
00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:45,980
It's incredible.
302
00:15:46,157 --> 00:15:48,242
We'll be done in a sec.
303
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:51,453
It's really hot. Mm.
304
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:56,082
Take your time.
We need a minute anyways.
305
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:58,370
Okay.
306
00:15:58,547 --> 00:16:01,081
At this point the night can go one of two ways,
307
00:16:01,257 --> 00:16:04,132
we can sit here
and watch your friends eat cheese,
308
00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:07,250
or we can kick them out,
309
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,882
get naked...
310
00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:12,550
and I can massage your entire body
without using my hands.
311
00:16:12,727 --> 00:16:16,101
Guys, let's wrap it up!
312
00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:22,392
Oh, my God!
313
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,353
Happy Valentine's Day.
314
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,693
Oh!
315
00:16:28,326 --> 00:16:30,072
Look at you!
316
00:16:30,245 --> 00:16:33,161
Oh, and your poor hair.
317
00:16:33,328 --> 00:16:36,240
Don't break it.
318
00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:39,913
Oh, my valentine.
319
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:47,382
I had flowers, but I dropped them
when I lost the feeling in my hands.
320
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:53,182
Because I was kind of a bitch that night?
321
00:16:53,975 --> 00:16:55,221
Not a raging bitch?
322
00:16:55,398 --> 00:16:59,890
Not a bitch in general.
Just a bitch that night.
323
00:17:00,065 --> 00:17:02,310
Wow.
324
00:17:02,685 --> 00:17:06,483
All these years I figured
there was some big profound thing.
325
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,860
You had met someone else,
or you felt trapped.
326
00:17:10,037 --> 00:17:12,690
But it turns out to be literally
the dumbest reason ever.
327
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:13,363
I know.
328
00:17:13,537 --> 00:17:15,912
We could have been together
all this time if it weren't for-
329
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,783
- For-
- Yes!
330
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:20,990
And whatever you're gonna say right now,
do you think a single day has gone by
331
00:17:21,168 --> 00:17:26,580
in the last ten years
that I haven't said that to myself?
332
00:17:26,968 --> 00:17:29,752
All I wanna do is I wanna go back.
333
00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:34,092
I wanna go back to that stupid 18-year-old kid,
and I wanna shake him.
334
00:17:34,268 --> 00:17:37,223
I wanna tell him,
"You don't know what you're doing. "
335
00:17:37,398 --> 00:17:39,433
"You don't know what you're giving up. "
336
00:17:39,606 --> 00:17:42,311
I wanna tell him that ten years from now
you're gonna be in a room,
337
00:17:42,476 --> 00:17:44,853
and there's gonna be candles and wine.
338
00:17:45,025 --> 00:17:50,821
It's gonna be so freakin' romantic
that you're gonna wanna cry.
339
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:54,243
You're gonna be there
with the woman you love.
340
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,910
But you're not gonna be able to kiss her
341
00:17:57,075 --> 00:18:02,661
because of what you did ten years ago,
you stupid, dumb kid.
342
00:18:06,337 --> 00:18:09,130
Pears flambe!
343
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,303
Oh, my God!
344
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:17,722
At our house it's not Valentine's Day
unless there's something flaming.
345
00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:20,051
Wanna hear something lame?
346
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,563
Always.
347
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:27,602
There's a small part of me that actually thought
he was gonna call me back.
348
00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:30,230
I'm sorry.
349
00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:34,483
Well, at least I didn't let
myself care about him.
350
00:18:34,658 --> 00:18:37,073
Hey, how long have you
and Aaron been together?
351
00:18:37,245 --> 00:18:38,163
Four years.
352
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,333
God, I cannot even imagine that.
353
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,793
Well, actually, that's not true.
354
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:49,712
For the past three weeks
I was imagining that.
355
00:18:52,796 --> 00:18:55,212
Thanks.
356
00:18:59,977 --> 00:19:01,891
Hey, they're plowing the street.
357
00:19:02,056 --> 00:19:02,970
Really?
358
00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:05,971
Yeah, we could probably go.
359
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:09,060
Do you want to?
360
00:19:10,906 --> 00:19:14,982
Yeah, we should probably get going.
361
00:19:17,326 --> 00:19:19,742
Oh, my God.
362
00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:22,780
Sorry. It's mine.
363
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,411
Sure.
364
00:19:24,585 --> 00:19:26,251
Hey, you.
365
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:29,123
Oh, you too.
366
00:19:30,756 --> 00:19:34,420
Oh, God, I miss you so much.
367
00:20:19,055 --> 00:20:20,171
You're here.
368
00:20:20,348 --> 00:20:22,433
I am.
369
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:26,811
It's kinda stalkery,
don't you think?
370
00:20:27,515 --> 00:20:31,393
So I didn't totally wreck this?
371
00:20:41,078 --> 00:20:44,202
I like that answer.
372
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,952
Do you wanna come in?
373
00:20:47,128 --> 00:20:52,541
Unless you can think of a better place
for us to rock on.
374
00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:58,551
Honey, I can't believe that is Valentine's Day
and we're not together.
375
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,460
I miss you so much.
376
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,093
Yeah?
377
00:21:02,267 --> 00:21:04,971
What would we do if I were there?
378
00:21:05,145 --> 00:21:07,851
N- n-naughty.
379
00:21:09,818 --> 00:21:11,930
What are you wearing?
380
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,100
With which blouse?
381
00:21:15,277 --> 00:21:18,071
No, I'm just surprised you
didn't say the beige one.
382
00:21:18,238 --> 00:21:18,943
Honey, I'm sure it looks fine.
383
00:21:19,118 --> 00:21:23,320
But we always said the cream top
but with the camel slacks.
384
00:21:23,497 --> 00:21:26,203
Well, when I get home
I am going to come in,
385
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:30,663
and I am going to rip
that blouse right off you.
386
00:21:30,838 --> 00:21:36,712
And then you'll put the beige one on,
and you'll see what I mean.
387
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:41,312
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